There’s only one company left that still makes them, and they’re in Vietnam. And the first search result for the company name is a court filing from 1997 that involved a house fire that claimed three lives.
I was 99% sure Amber was going to reject Sal’s apology for one reason or another; I was just dreading to see how violent that rejection was going to be. This is so very much better.
And then we’re gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Sal. And you’re gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Sal…
..because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll TEAR us apart, Sal!!
But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Sal, and you’re gonna be part of ’em.
And together we’re gonna run around, Sal, we’re gonna… do all kinds of wonderful things, Sal. Just you and me, Sal. The outside world is our enemy, Sal.. we’re the only…. friends we’ve got, Sal! It’s just Amber and Sal. Amber and Sal and their adventures, Sal.. AMBER AND SAL FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Amber and Sal.. some…things.. Me and Amber and Sal runnin’ around and… Amber and Sal time… a- all day long forever.. all a – a hundred days Amber and Sal! forever a hundred times…. OVER and over Amber and Sal… adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Amber and Sal dot com w..w..w…Amber and Sal adventures.. ah- hundred years….. every minute Amber and Sal dot com…. w w w a hundred times… Amber and Sal dot com…….”
I mean, it’s not like Willis hasn’t foreshadowed that, what with Sal getting at least one invite to join and him having drawn two different Sal roller derby models.
On the other hand, that …might not be the BEST outlet in the world. I loved martial arts, but sometimes the line got blurred on where you were doing your best at the sport and where you were taking your aggression out on others, just in a more ‘appropriate’ setting. I’m told roller derby gets pretty vicious, which concerns me.
On the other hand, it has to be better than bottling it or lashing out in poorly planned ways, so.
Yeah, can’t agree more. Roller derby’s fun but much like beating up thugs it’s only a band-aid to the long term issues, especially for Amber. Still should be entertaining to see if it happens.
Agemegos
I am talking myself around to the belief that the feasible thing that would best resolve the real issues for Sal and Amber (or at least, Amber’s external issues) would be to inflict thorough, public humiliations on Linda and Blaine.
Regalli
Blaine in jail (or murdered because the mob’s had enough) and Linda’s shittiness known to the wider public as ‘it’s not just Sal being A Bad Girl, Linda is a terrible mother’ would be excellent.
I’m not sure it would be as satisfying to them as it would be to us (parental abuse emotions are Complicated,) but some justice regarding them would still be good.
There’s rules. You can’t just punch someone in the face and not expect to get in trouble.
BBCC
There’s more ways to fuck someone up without punching them randomly in the face. Especially in a game infamous for breaking ribs.
Johan
I literally play derby. I know how it is.
I’ve seen girls break legs by falling over with no one touching them. Ive been knocked around and broke a teammates hand. (Still sour that wasn’t called as a high block)
What I’m saying is there’re rules. You put a bongo on the floor and get floored and when the game is over you high five and plan food.
BBCC
Good for you.
My point is even when there are rules, you can very easily blur the line between playing aggressively and taking your aggression out on someone else because the game is aggressive and you probably won’t get in too much trouble for it.
not someone else
You can, but when everyone around you is also a highly-aggressive beatstick in need of release there needs to be some kind of social dysfunction involved for people not to care that you’re being more violent and causing more injuries than other people.
It’s less that it can’t happen and more that that is specifically something people pay attention to in contact sports.
You are all falling for Willis’s misdirection when the obvious answer is tag team wrestling.
BBCC
That’s not my experience with contact sports. My experience is things look okay at the moment and then later you wonder ‘Was I actually just participating in a contact sport or was I feeling aggressive and just knocking them around because I can?’
Knayt
I do some armed contact sports (not with real weapons) – I usually just call it spear fencing, but it’s wider than that, with a fairly wide range of weapons. It’s also often pretty easy to tell when someone is fighting aggressively in the sense of being effective and going into the sport, as opposed to someone fighting aggressively because they’re currently angry and it’s coming out.
Being on the receiving end of that second one can potentially be a bit scary; I’ve been fortunate enough that it’s only happened to me when I was up against people I was a lot better than and who I could handle even with them throwing shot after shot that was really borderline on safety rules, but had that been someone better than me at the sport (or had someone worse than the person I was fighting been in my place)? That wouldn’t have been pretty.
It’s the remains of Yahoo. That trick’s already been done.
Uly
I never liked Tumblr, and have spent the past few hours on DW directing people to instructional links and friending comms.
Needfuldoer
If you go to the URL it’s still there, but it may just be abandoned in place.
Tumblr’s trusting a flawed algorithm to delete everything it thinks is adult content soon; a lot of innocent users are getting caught in the crossfire, and still more are jumping ship in solidarity.
There are plenty of ways in martial arts to take out aggression without it being directed at others. Doing paddle kicks helped me, but the real one was kicking the shit out of heavy bags.
True, it may not be the best outlet. But it’s certainly a step in the right direction. It’s a way to channel a portion of that aggression in a way that poses way less danger to herself and forces Amber to socialize with teammates in the real world outside of the isolation of the screen.
Amber still needs professional help though. Her anxiety,guilt, PTSD, and DID won’t just go away from a better environment.
There will be drama yet. Marcie and Malaya are still a problem for Sal, Amber still has whenever Dorothy finds out she’s with Walky, and both of them are going to have to deal with whenever Walky will find out about the fight as well as Amber having stabbed Sal. That’s going to be plenty dramatic, I imagine.
352 thoughts on “Solve”
Ana Chronistic
“what kind of adapter do ya need for that outlet”
“idk, how do you adapt to nonviolence”
MLEst1
“Can I buy one on Amazon?”
Deanatay
Stop making me think about Christmas shopping. That’s what I come here to get AWAY from!
Roborat
Seriously, is there anything you can’t buy on Amazon?
zeee
Can you buy humans on Amazon? Not yet, to my knowledge.
ego
humans aren’t a product, they are an *earning asset*. bezos didn’t buy all his humans just to pass them on to YOU.
Ana Chronistic
Good feathered dinosaur plushes?
(I mean far be it for me to give Bezos any more money but IF THEY’RE THERE)
Aeron
There’s only one company left that still makes them, and they’re in Vietnam. And the first search result for the company name is a court filing from 1997 that involved a house fire that claimed three lives.
TrueVCU
THE PACT IS SEALED
Doctor_Who
And the Reed Hall Karaoke Team is founded!
TrueVCU
And they’re not stopping til they get to regionals!
LookingIn
by regionals, you mean their half of the quad
Linuxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6DrHjlxbwI
The cathartic potential of karaoke is underestimated.
lilyliv
Gonna be real, this is going 10x better than my pessimistic self anticipated, and I’m overjoyed about that fact.
foamy
EVERYTHING IS GOING BETTER THAN EXPECTED
(coming next: Blaine)
3-I
BEST ENDING BEST ENDING BEST ENDING
bingobongo
this page is honestly so great and it makes me really happy to read this comic and be a person with feelings :’)
Heff
I was 99% sure Amber was going to reject Sal’s apology for one reason or another; I was just dreading to see how violent that rejection was going to be. This is so very much better.
I’d love if this was the last red panel.
Steve C
Technically, the only one who’s apologized here is Amber. *ducks*
Clif
Quack.
geno
Sal apologized to Ethan the only person she owed an apology to.
Keulen
I definitely thought this would go badly, and I’m glad that I was wrong.
Clif
Wait until Sal explains that the perfect outlet is robbing convenience stores together.
butting
DYW just somehow did something to my eyes or something
they’re all blurry for some reason
elebenty
It’s the onion-chopping ninjas.
Batman
And then we’re gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Sal. And you’re gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Sal…
..because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll TEAR us apart, Sal!!
But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Sal, and you’re gonna be part of ’em.
And together we’re gonna run around, Sal, we’re gonna… do all kinds of wonderful things, Sal. Just you and me, Sal. The outside world is our enemy, Sal.. we’re the only…. friends we’ve got, Sal! It’s just Amber and Sal. Amber and Sal and their adventures, Sal.. AMBER AND SAL FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Amber and Sal.. some…things.. Me and Amber and Sal runnin’ around and… Amber and Sal time… a- all day long forever.. all a – a hundred days Amber and Sal! forever a hundred times…. OVER and over Amber and Sal… adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Amber and Sal dot com w..w..w…Amber and Sal adventures.. ah- hundred years….. every minute Amber and Sal dot com…. w w w a hundred times… Amber and Sal dot com…….”
Chris (the other one)
Just wait till Amber tells Sal that her sidekick needs her own pajamas…and a cape, and a letter “S” … oh wait
Brotato
AAAAAAAAAAAA
rachel
this too is what I came here to say
Claire
ROLLER DERBY
Cedrick
I expect you’re right, cause Sal will wanna show off her “healing” to Marcie, and pound Malaya’s face in while she’s at it
jeffepp
Solving crimes, while traveling from city to city in the Love Bus!
Rosicrucian
And both Sal and Amber know the other can roller skate.
BBCC
I mean, it’s not like Willis hasn’t foreshadowed that, what with Sal getting at least one invite to join and him having drawn two different Sal roller derby models.
On the other hand, that …might not be the BEST outlet in the world. I loved martial arts, but sometimes the line got blurred on where you were doing your best at the sport and where you were taking your aggression out on others, just in a more ‘appropriate’ setting. I’m told roller derby gets pretty vicious, which concerns me.
On the other hand, it has to be better than bottling it or lashing out in poorly planned ways, so.
Wonder what AG’s gonna make of this?
Kris
Yeah, can’t agree more. Roller derby’s fun but much like beating up thugs it’s only a band-aid to the long term issues, especially for Amber. Still should be entertaining to see if it happens.
Agemegos
I am talking myself around to the belief that the feasible thing that would best resolve the real issues for Sal and Amber (or at least, Amber’s external issues) would be to inflict thorough, public humiliations on Linda and Blaine.
Regalli
Blaine in jail (or murdered because the mob’s had enough) and Linda’s shittiness known to the wider public as ‘it’s not just Sal being A Bad Girl, Linda is a terrible mother’ would be excellent.
I’m not sure it would be as satisfying to them as it would be to us (parental abuse emotions are Complicated,) but some justice regarding them would still be good.
Johan
There’s rules. You can’t just punch someone in the face and not expect to get in trouble.
BBCC
There’s more ways to fuck someone up without punching them randomly in the face. Especially in a game infamous for breaking ribs.
Johan
I literally play derby. I know how it is.
I’ve seen girls break legs by falling over with no one touching them. Ive been knocked around and broke a teammates hand. (Still sour that wasn’t called as a high block)
What I’m saying is there’re rules. You put a bongo on the floor and get floored and when the game is over you high five and plan food.
BBCC
Good for you.
My point is even when there are rules, you can very easily blur the line between playing aggressively and taking your aggression out on someone else because the game is aggressive and you probably won’t get in too much trouble for it.
not someone else
You can, but when everyone around you is also a highly-aggressive beatstick in need of release there needs to be some kind of social dysfunction involved for people not to care that you’re being more violent and causing more injuries than other people.
It’s less that it can’t happen and more that that is specifically something people pay attention to in contact sports.
Clif
You are all falling for Willis’s misdirection when the obvious answer is tag team wrestling.
BBCC
That’s not my experience with contact sports. My experience is things look okay at the moment and then later you wonder ‘Was I actually just participating in a contact sport or was I feeling aggressive and just knocking them around because I can?’
Knayt
I do some armed contact sports (not with real weapons) – I usually just call it spear fencing, but it’s wider than that, with a fairly wide range of weapons. It’s also often pretty easy to tell when someone is fighting aggressively in the sense of being effective and going into the sport, as opposed to someone fighting aggressively because they’re currently angry and it’s coming out.
Being on the receiving end of that second one can potentially be a bit scary; I’ve been fortunate enough that it’s only happened to me when I was up against people I was a lot better than and who I could handle even with them throwing shot after shot that was really borderline on safety rules, but had that been someone better than me at the sport (or had someone worse than the person I was fighting been in my place)? That wouldn’t have been pretty.
Rabid Rabbit
Oh, did Willis draw Roller-Derby Sal? I must have missed that…
*Goes to check*
Wait a minute, what the hell happened to the Dumblr?
Lumino
Tumblr is nuking all adult content, so if there was any there… poof.
In related news, anybody want to watch a company bankrupt themselves in real time?
Shawn L.
It’s the remains of Yahoo. That trick’s already been done.
Uly
I never liked Tumblr, and have spent the past few hours on DW directing people to instructional links and friending comms.
Needfuldoer
If you go to the URL it’s still there, but it may just be abandoned in place.
Tumblr’s trusting a flawed algorithm to delete everything it thinks is adult content soon; a lot of innocent users are getting caught in the crossfire, and still more are jumping ship in solidarity.
BBCC
Look number 1!
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/86857367397/spitballin
BBCC
And look number 2!
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/86879377952/cleansing-my-brain-before-sleepytime-by-taking
Clif
Don’t confuse us with facts. Apropos of nothing, do roller derby rules allow for masks and capes? Also, I reserve the right to mispronounce Dina.
taekwondogirl
There are plenty of ways in martial arts to take out aggression without it being directed at others. Doing paddle kicks helped me, but the real one was kicking the shit out of heavy bags.
Brotato
Technically, on the note of foreshadowing, we’ve also seen that both Sal AND Amber can skate. (“Babyskates,” you’ll recall Sal calling AG’s wheelies.)
Geeky Warrior
True, it may not be the best outlet. But it’s certainly a step in the right direction. It’s a way to channel a portion of that aggression in a way that poses way less danger to herself and forces Amber to socialize with teammates in the real world outside of the isolation of the screen.
Amber still needs professional help though. Her anxiety,guilt, PTSD, and DID won’t just go away from a better environment.
Aeron
Not bloody enough.
Rex Vivat
Yeah, I had the same thought.
Architex
ROLLER DERBY ROLLER DERBY ROLLER DERBY
Kannen
I was thinking about that too
Osfagi
Oh Stars, they are going to beat the shit out of Malaya
JetstreamGW
But likely in a sporting fashion!
Y’know, if the guesses above are right.
newllend(henryvolt)
As much as I like seeing people go flying across a Walmart parking lot I think that only help so much.
butts
huh
still red, though
Aeron
I like how the dominate color in each frame went form red to blue.
“WOOLOOLOOOO!!”
Who converted who?
Koms
Hahahahaha
Warfoki
Nah, just the Soviet engineers and Yuris in action.
chris73
Thats a shame, I wanted more drama
DailyBrad
There will be drama yet. Marcie and Malaya are still a problem for Sal, Amber still has whenever Dorothy finds out she’s with Walky, and both of them are going to have to deal with whenever Walky will find out about the fight as well as Amber having stabbed Sal. That’s going to be plenty dramatic, I imagine.
thejeff
And Amazi-Girl knows nothing of any of this.
Nor so Walky or Sal know Amazi-Girl isn’t Amber.
Kravis
The most intense of all Anger Fucks!
Plasma Mongoose