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Stain
Posted on December 6, 2011 by David M Willis

159 thoughts on “Stain”

  1. Jen Aside

    Stay classy, Walky.

    1. Kernanator

      He needs Joe’s CLASSY shirt, now.

  2. David Herbert

    He’s showing you his cunnilingus skills Billie.

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      That last panel was making think I should start shipping those two. Your comment confirms it.

      1. agentksilver

        Joooooin us

        1. dchorror

          We’ve got cookies. Better ones than the dark side.

      2. Raye

        Noooooooo BillieXSal for life <3

    2. Thomas

      @ David H: While his shirt is having its period, no less.

  3. Michael

    Was Dina just carrying that around for emergencies?

    1. Joebo

      A paleontologist is always prepared.

      Or is that a Boy Scout?

      1. iSaidCandleja-

        A paleontologist is always prepared? So that’s why she had a shirt declaring her love for boners.

      2. fellixe

        Who was it that cited Land Of The Lost yesterday? Now they’re ready to go!

        Dorothy, Joyce, Billie and the Walkertons,
        On a college fun expedition,
        Met the greatest backpack ever known,
        Dina reached in,
        And pulled forth a mighty raft,
        And took them to a land like none they’ve known!

    2. ScytheAkse

      sal’s look of surprise and amazement mirror my own

    3. Valdrax

      You know, if this kind of thing happens to her a lot, then maybe there’s a reason she hauls around a huge pack just to go eat at the dining hall…

    4. sarpiedon

      Her backpack must be a portal into hammerspace. Maybe that’s where Optimus Prime’s trailer goes…

  4. Moonshine McGee

    He still doesn’t look as silly as Billie.

  5. Plasma Mongoose

    Dina seems to have a pool tube conveniently in her backpack.

    1. Joraiem

      Now she just needs a swimsuit. Preferably one with dinosaurs on it.

      Maybe one with Dinosaur Comics on it.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Or she just needs a swimsuit with a reptile scales pattern motif.

        1. Joebo

          Judging by http://fav.me/d3bcfbr I would say that she is stuck dressed as she is.

        2. Joraiem

          We can dream! After all, if that’s as changed as they get, we don’t see Joyce in a swimsuit either.

          How is the PSL supposed to occur then???

        3. iSaidCandleja-

          Via wet shirts?

        4. Joraiem

          I retract my previous statement.

        5. Thores

          Wait, Willis not only knew this was happening 9 months in advance, but designed their outfits that early? Daaaaang

        6. Joraiem

          He’s got the comic buffer set up waaaay in advance. I dunno if it’s 9 months, but it’s a big one. I guess it helps, since he does SP basically on the fly, it seems.

        7. Tucker

          Never mind that, Superdrama pointed out the SEMME stripe on Sal’s bikini in the comments to that DeviantArt picture.

          Say whaaaaa?

        8. Random832

          I’m pretty sure the point “not every stripe is a SEMME stripe” has already been made in the comments to the actual comic, at some point in the past.

      2. Kalan

        Does she? Dinosaurs never used swimsuits.

  6. Teowulf

    Walky is such a bamf.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      BAM! …and the dirt is gone.

      1. thomas0comer

        Really? A new avatar again? And I bet whenever anybody reads this, you’ll have just recently switched your avatar again, too.

    2. John Harmon

      He’s a teleporter?

      1. Jon

        BadAss MotherFucker, apparently. Yea, you’re right, it’s stupid.

  7. Inara

    Sal looks pretty impressed there…starting the countdown to Sal/Dina shipping now.

    1. Joraiem

      Is that impressed, or her “What the fuck?” face?

  8. Hello, Mr. Anderson

    Is Dina also Ramona Flowers? Does she have a giant hammer somewhere in there?

    1. NakedDumblydore

      Maybe she’s Thief, and that’s her bag of infinite holding.

      1. lightsabermario

        While we’re at it, maybe she’s Mary Poppins, and that’s her carpetbag.

        1. Tucker

          Ms. Frizzle.

          That is all.

        2. Wackd

          She’s Felix, that’s her magic bag of tricks.

        3. Pat

          Ms Frizzle has a bag?

          Naw, if she was Ms Frizzle they’d all be in swimwear the moment you looked away from the bus.

    2. Kalan

      It’s her Roger Rabbit bag. she can pull anything out of it, as long as it’s funny.

    3. Sporkaganza

      Gotta be Time Lord technology.

      1. Usayasha

        Obviously she is Batman, and that is her utility belt in disguise.

  9. Henry

    With Walky’s tongue, who the hell needs OxyClean?

    Besides Billy Mayes, I mean.

    1. fellixe

      I think what Billy Mayes needed was a complimentary airline helmet and a stay at Bety Ford.

      But OxyClean will leave those bones whiter than white and sparkling clean!

      1. NakedDumblydore

        ;_; So it goes.

        Dude, The Weather Channel is not the same without Billy Mayes.

  10. Andrew Colunga

    Licking Walky… SO CUTE!!!

    1. Cl0ckw0rk

      Seconded!

      1. bargamer

        Thirded!

        It’s like some unholy cross between :3 and :p

        1. Fred

          :þ

    2. Michelle J Caboose

      Walky Gravatar

      You’re welcome. ^_~

      1. saturnwonder

        SQUEE!! 😀

  11. Plasma Mongoose

    Walky uses LICK
    Billie FLINCHES

    1. Kernanator

      Nonono, she’s PARALYZED.

      1. Zababcd

        Thankyou. I’m glad someone corrected that so I didn’t have to. If he used BITE it might make her FLINCH. But why would Walky BITE his shirt?

        1. Kernanator

          So that he can get his daily dose of fiber, of course.

        2. Tucker

          Billie uses ACTING EMOTIONALLY DETACHED
          Billie is PARALYZED

      2. Wandering Meme

        Billie uses “Oh My God!”
        It’s super-effective!
        Joyce overhears!
        Joyce uses “INVITE”
        Billie gets transported to church on sunday!

  12. Rylan

    Nice touch on the background birds, Willis. Also, I may or may not have cleaned a shirt that way before.

    1. Doom Shepherd

      I have, but you usually have to do it immediately, not several hours later.

  13. Joraiem

    Billie, you were sitting with Walky on the bus. How did you not notice the stain? Do the glasses block the sun, Dina, and ketchup stains blocked by just an open jacket?

    1. Edd

      I though that too but he was wearing a jacket at the time. Look at panel 2.

    2. Edd

      Damn, I mean December 2nd. And the stain is to the far right.

  14. Janette

    Dina is the best part.

  15. Malisteen

    Billies been pretty adorable lately, I have to say. Those glasses are hilarious.

  16. Joraiem

    Wait… what is Sal going to light that match with?

    1. Joebo

      A cigarette. You know, the one in her mouth.

      1. Joraiem

        No, no, I know she’s going to light the cigarette with the match, but what is she going to light the MATCH with?

        1. iSaidCandleja-

          Depending on where it came from, the matchbook.

        2. Moogle

          Eh, I know people who can light matches off of shoes, or things made out of leather. I imagine it’s a trick Sal would have mastered.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Unless she somehow got her hands on the old fashioned matchs instead of the safety matches, she would need the box it came in.

        4. vlademir1

          They do still make the classic ones and they’re fairly readily available.

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          Not in Oz they’re not, I can tell you.

    2. Bill M.

      I’ve known people who can light match off of zippers.

  17. NCP19

    Walky kitty!

  18. a99steaksauce

    walky nyan

  19. Xi

    Welp, that explains that. Now -looks at Sal and Dina-, MAKE OUT!!! MAKE OUT!!! (does the pointing fingers at each other thing).

    ^My most perverted comment yet… >.>;;

    1. Xi

      Also, it appears to not matter which computer I comment from, it will always give me the Ruth grav… -shrugs-

      1. Jason

        But if you use a different email address…

        1. Jason

          Ta-da!

        2. Zababcd

          You evolved! (Sorry, I was just commenting on Pokemon references above).

        3. Aydr

          Ouch. Poor Dorothy.

          …good thing that the change didn’t go the other way. That could have been a lot worse.

        4. Jason

          Boy, will I ever be happy when the Pokemon meme dies! (Yes, same Jason.)

  20. Ragnal

    Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.

    Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?

    1. NakedDumblydore

      Maybe read some of the earlier comments before commenting yourself, darlin’. 😉

    2. Wackd

      Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.

      Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?

      Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.

      Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?

      Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.

      Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?

      …

      OK, Devious, don’t move!

      The Bishop!

      1. Michelle J Caboose

        So, what is it?

  21. Ridureyu

    This plotline is a portrait of Walky’s ever-increasing insanity.

  22. Alex

    No, Billie, beachin’, not bongoin’!

  23. Kernanator

    A-HA! The mystery of the stain is finally solved!
    Also: Make out with him, Billie. You know that tongue of his can do amazing things.

    1. Tucker

      The is abound tonight.

      1. Tucker

        That was supposed to say Perverse Sexual Lust. The hyperlink is still good, though.

  24. Alechsa

    He… he’s had that stain for like… days… it is NOT ketchup from that morning…

    *shudder*

    1. begbert2

      No those were different shirts. He changed shirts each day…and promptly gets a stain on *all* of them.

      Breakfast ketchup is tricky business.

  25. Brendan

    The trick to building a “childhood friend” relationship is to still be a child.

    1. fellixe

      He’s just breaking it to her easy. Even someone as socially challenged as Walky is aware that most people simply do not appreciate a finely aged ketchup.

  26. Kasamari

    Dina has a bag of infinite holding! And apparently she has packed for all possible occurences (^_^)

    1. Zababcd

      She is using Time Lord technology. Which is also how she got what is actually an alien creature attached to her head.

    2. NakedDumblydore

      Yes, but does she have an ARMOIRE OF INVINCIBILITY???

  27. Edd

    And this is why Billie is awesome.
    And this is why Walky is awesome (just like me).
    And this is why Dina is awesome (and she has an emergency inflatable ring thing on the off chance she goes to the “beach”).

  28. Crumplepunch

    Having read too much XKCD, I misread this as “huge ass-stain”.

    The result was unpleasant.

    1. SlenderTroll

      Best Gravatar.

  29. Animal

    He’s the American Dave Lister.

    1. Wackd

      Oh my god, he totally is. He just needs the dreadlocks.

      1. Wackd

        And a guitar.

        1. Animal

          And a Cat. And an android. And a hologram. And a mile-long starship.

          …I think that’s it.

  30. Valdrax

    Wh- where do you get french fries for breakfast?

    I mean, tater tots, yes. Potato cakes, yes. Hashbrowns (in all the many regional varieties), yes.

    But french fries?

    1. fellixe

      Tommy’s. But not being in So. Cal. I don’t think that helps. And with access to Tommy’s he’d likely have passed the McNuggets over for chili laden breakfast sammiches.

    2. NakedDumblydore

      The mini fridge.

      Plus it’s the weekend. Chances are good his breakfast was at lunchtime.

    3. Kalan

      There’s always somebody else’s leftovers from last night. (we already know he was otherwise occupied, food product-wise)

      1. agentksilver

        This was my guess.

    4. Bill M.

      There are restaurants around me that will serve their lunch menu for breakfast as well. Some even offer select breakfast items all day. Not everyone is a 9-to-5er.

      1. Thomas

        French fries is NOT a breakfast item, Walky-You-Slob! Somebody please educate this guy about healthy food choices.

        1. Blob Marley

          I’m sure he KNOWS that they’re not a healthy choice. He just doesn’t care. Carpe cholesterol, baby!

  31. Romanticide

    Never thought Dina would be so well prepared… at least she knows how to do best of her situation XD

  32. Ter

    Well, this answers the question on if Sal is still pantsless.

    This makes me sad 🙁

  33. Matt

    I’ve never been to Indiana, what’s the climate like in mid-August (since that’s when this is presumably still happening)? I ask because everybody’s going to the beach, but a large portion of the cast is wearing hoodies and other cold-weather clothes.

  34. The_Detective

    Sal and Dina are the best parts of everything now.

  35. NinjaNick

    Walky needs one of those Tide To Go sticks or something like that.

  36. aaron_bourque

    You mean Walky doesn’t eat fries with mayonnaise?

    Huh.

    1. David

      Because he’s not a MONSTER.

      1. ADHadh

        Woop woop!

      2. Tucker

        HAH! I never did get the whole mayonnaise on the fries thing.

        I guess I just never got pouring more saturated fats directly into my mouth than the fries already had.

        1. Thomas

          “Do you know what they eat with French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise!” – “Ugh!” – “I’ve seen ’em do it, man. They fucking drown ’em in the shit.”

        2. khambatta

          French Fries War: with mayonnaise/coleslaw, satay sauce, and onions. Nom!

        3. Valdrax

          Ranch is superior to all other fry dipping sauces.

        4. Darksen

          I’m with Valdrax on this one, and yes I have been lurking forever, and of all the things I wanted to comment on, this was the one what done me in.

    2. Lordphulish

      At least it wasn’t poutine.

  37. Jackson

    “I’m still in college! Hygiene is for grown-ups.”

  38. Tom T.

    Wait until Walky sees that Dina apparently brought onion rings. Or at least one really big onion ring.

  39. AJBulldis

    Alrighty! Just finished the archive binge on this baby, and I like what I see.

  40. Wix

    Okay, Dina proves once again that she’s awesome and adorable, Walky proves once again that he’s gross in a funny way that isn’t -too- bad, and Billie proves that she’s embaressed by her ‘friends’.

    1. begbert2

      To be fair, you don’t have to be all that antisocial to have Billie’s reactions in this comment. Funny or not, Walky is not the paragon of sanitation here.

  41. nothri

    The life preserver makes this comic awesome.

  42. begbert2

    Curious that Dina and Sal swapped left/right between the first and last panel. Which walked around the other? (Close examination of the background shows that the camera is still on the same side of them; they’re the ones that moved.)

  43. Dr.Z

    To Walky’s adorable ‘kitty lick lick face:’

    In the immortal words of Dana Carvey:

    “…too cute…

    …can’t move…”

  44. Bill M.

    I’m imagining Walky going *lick, lick* “Wait… this isn’t ketchup.”

  45. ziggy78eog

    Do I want to know why Dina has an inner tube in her back pack?

  46. Habap

    My first thought was that Dina had brought a lei, which would be appropriate for the beach, n’est pa?

    1. Habap

      err, n’est pas?

    2. Rognik

      Does that mean Dina got lei’d?

      1. thomas0comer

        O-hoh!

  47. Locke

    HOW IS WALKY NOT FAT

    I envy that fictional metabolism.

    1. Blob Marley

      I have that metabolism IRL. Sorry.

    2. begbert2

      I could eat anything, everything, in any quantity, and remain thin, until I was about nineteen. Then, I could eat anything, everything, in any quantity, and…not be so thin anymore. So I can buy Walky’s metabolism but would advise him not to expect to keep it for much longer.

    3. agentksilver

      Well he is eighteen.

  48. Blob Marley

    I love Walky’s :3 face

  49. L

    Joyce’s mom: “I can see why you picked him, this shirt is licked dry!
    *Walky thumbs up*
    Joyce: Eventually…

  50. KingStarscream

    Kitty Face Walky needs to be a new print or something. Eating ketchup off his shirt and all.

  51. dchorror

    These are fun to make.

    1. dchorror

      Stupid linking problem.

      http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/Amielo/?action=view&current=heartstain.jpg

  52. mccat

    cute puppy, panel four

    /diesofcuteness

  53. Al the Mighty

    Only Walky and all those girls? Now in the beach? This is like a twisted Love Hina (or your harem anime of choice)

  54. ProjectXa3

    You know, I would probably do *precisely* the same thing as Walky in such a situation.

  55. Maycroft

    Why does Dina keeps a boat in her backpack.

  56. ParanoidSpy

    Is that Brookville Lake?

  57. Chris

    It’s whipped cream all over again!

  58. AniDanny

    The perfect avatar!

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