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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 2, 2021 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    hahahahahahahaha oh no

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      May 2, 2021 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

      Oh yes! Do it Walkerton! It’s empowering to throw off the shackles of expectation. Transform as the phoenix and arise Ecco Homo.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        May 2, 2021 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

        … do not ‘behold the man’ yourself…

        Huh?
        I feel like I’m not understanding this reference.
        I mean, I get that he doesn’t want Walky to cut his hair, and I get that it’s a reference to John (19:5) (thanks to google), but I don’t see how that quote relates.

        • The Archivist
          The Archivist
          May 2, 2021 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

          Could it be…about plucked chicken?

          • Henshu
            Henshu
            May 3, 2021 at 10:58 am | # | Reply

            I feel like the plucked chicken answer makes the most sense, except that Plato would have been speaking Greek.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          May 2, 2021 at 1:38 am | # | Reply

          I didn’t get until someone else explained it, but it’s the name of the Jesus painting that was enhanced by a botched restoration

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            May 2, 2021 at 1:11 pm | # | Reply

            It’s a hillarious and weirdly upfting story. The fresco Ecce Homo in spain was worn and a parishoner made an honest effort to restore it and… did not succeed. However, the original was only 80 years old and not regarded as a notable work. In creating a mockery (accidentally) the new work (called Ecce Mono by some) has drawn attention and tourist dollars to the village. While god may may not work in mysterious ways, people certainly do. With the restoration, the work is raising money for various local charitable causes.. and the church.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              May 2, 2021 at 1:30 pm | # | Reply

              I can’t believe that was already nine years ago.

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Homo_(Mart%C3%ADnez_and_Gim%C3%A9nez)

        • ASTAPHE
          ASTAPHE
          May 2, 2021 at 7:14 am | # | Reply

          Look up “Potato Jesus”

        • Wagstaff
          Wagstaff
          May 2, 2021 at 11:41 pm | # | Reply

          I wonder if that quote was interjected post hoc into the Bible at some point, like the story where the “least sinful should cast the first stone”.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          May 3, 2021 at 4:15 pm | # | Reply

          Thanks to the thread for the explanation, I saw ecce and thought it was an anime reference.

        • Merbrat
          Merbrat
          May 3, 2021 at 7:03 pm | # | Reply

          Might be this “restoration” (cosplay at Austin Comic Con 2012)
          https://tinyurl.com/Restoredd-ecce-homo

    • plasticwrap
      plasticwrap
      May 3, 2021 at 2:11 am | # | Reply

      Goddamit Booster.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 2, 2021 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Try to see this from Walky’s point of view. Just about the only things that distinguish him from Sal are shorter hair and the absence of boobs.

    And with his diet, the boobs are surely coming.

    • NotThatDrew
      NotThatDrew
      May 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      I’m just trying to figure out how a spork would do anything to his hair…

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        May 2, 2021 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

        It’s a Spoon and a Fork and a Knife, but only the last bit is relevant here.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          May 2, 2021 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

          Since when do sporks act like knives?
          I feel like a tutorial is needed.

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            May 2, 2021 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

            They *don’t* but there’s enough of an edge that you could sever hair with them. It wouldn’t be very effective but you could do it.

            • SuperZero
              SuperZero
              May 3, 2021 at 10:27 pm | # | Reply

              One at a time, by pulling them out?

          • Alaric
            Alaric
            May 2, 2021 at 8:23 am | # | Reply

            There ARE sporks that include a knife edge on the side, though it’s not part of the basic definition of “spork”.

        • NotThatDrew
          NotThatDrew
          May 2, 2021 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

          Huh, I’ve never come across a spork that had knife qualities to it. Apparently I’ve just had the boring ones

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            May 2, 2021 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

            I’m mostly familiar with Sporks that had a serrated edge, but after some quick research they don’t seem to be the most common variant and I’m not entirely sure if the sort of thing I’m thinking of are even considered true Sporks, they may be considered a separate but equally worthless type of novelty utensil.

            • Tawnee
              Tawnee
              May 2, 2021 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

              You may have been thinking of a Fife. Or maybe a Knork. Hard to tell honestly.

              • Thag Simmons
                Thag Simmons
                May 2, 2021 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

                Fife seems to be the closest match, but these sorts of novelty utensils are basically interchangeable.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  May 2, 2021 at 1:13 am | #

                  Dunno. I’ve spread many a peanut butter with a spork. Of course that’s far removed from severing human hair. Still, I suppose you could use the twirl and yank technique.

                • Gigafreak
                  Gigafreak
                  May 2, 2021 at 1:09 pm | #

                  You may wish to go to Wikipedia and look up the Splayd.

                • davidbreslin101
                  davidbreslin101
                  May 2, 2021 at 6:03 pm | #

                  Fife?
                  [Attempts to cut hair with a small flute. Fails.]

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            May 2, 2021 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

            Properly a Spork does not. I suspect those refering to a knife edge are thinking of a knspork, or knoork, possibly a sporf, kfs, or even a simple foof. There are mult-utensils out there that combine all three. But, one must beware the dangers of excessive cross-breeding.

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              May 2, 2021 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

              Why are there so many names for these things?

              • Clif
                Clif
                May 2, 2021 at 1:16 am | # | Reply

                As with the many Eskimo words for snow, it stems from people being cast into circumstances where they have too much time on their hands.

                • Thag Simmons
                  Thag Simmons
                  May 2, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

                  Arctic cultures having a bunch of words for the Snow that is an integral part of day to day life makes a lot of sense to me. A bunch of words for interchangeable failed attempts to improve existing tools does not

                • Thag Simmons
                  Thag Simmons
                  May 2, 2021 at 1:33 am | #

                  Actually I shouldn’t say all the names for stupid novelty cutlery don’t make sense, it does make sense but that doesn’t mean I respect it

                • Justin Baker
                  Justin Baker
                  May 2, 2021 at 2:12 am | #

                  Observe the snow. It fornicates.

                • milu
                  milu
                  May 2, 2021 at 8:20 am | #

                  It’s debated how many words the Eskimo languages actually have for kinds of snow. One problem is that “a word” is a fairly self-evident unit in Indo-European languages like English but not necessarily in other language families; like the Eskimo-Aleut languages which are polysynthetic (long glued-together strings of suffixes, not single identifiable words)

                  Another problem is with the significance that is implicitely ascribed to the “Eskimo words for snow” story. We tend to want it to neatly encapsulates the intuitively sensible influence of the natural environment on language, and that’s why it constantly gets used, more or less seriously, to draw all sorts of conclusions by analogy about English or other languages we have strong opinions about.

                  I’m not gonna go into why i think that’s almost always nonsense, but one thing I’ll point out is i very much doubt English speakers who live in, say, Alaska, have any trouble comprehending and discussing the many nuances of snow they encounter. Languages are way more adaptable to the environment their speakers inhabit than this aphorism would tend to have us believe.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  May 2, 2021 at 10:54 am | #

                  “Observe the snow. It fornicates.” — Justin Baker

                  Hence the Eskimo word for “Great, more fucking snow.”

      • Victor
        Victor
        May 2, 2021 at 4:19 pm | # | Reply

        To paraphrase Abraham Lincoln:

        Anything’s a spork if you’re brave enough.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        May 3, 2021 at 4:16 pm | # | Reply

        Maybe he is calling for Spork Man.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      May 2, 2021 at 2:39 am | # | Reply

      Walky is still my vote for a bi dude better than Danny. Why? Because he and Jason would be awesome together.

      And no, I don’t know why I ship them. I just DO.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      May 3, 2021 at 10:41 am | # | Reply

      I spewed my soda, thank you

  3. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 2, 2021 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I always thought it was more like (`.-o

  4. Stu
    Stu
    May 2, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Naturally the guy who’s concerned over having too MANY shoes is also that worried over having an effeminate hairstyle.

    That said, I can sympathize, as a photo from when I was 12 or so later had my dad asked who the little girl was in it. That was more than a bit embarrassing.

  5. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    May 2, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Sorry, Booster. Marge Simpson beat you to the punch decades ago.

  6. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    May 2, 2021 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I have 100% been in Walky’s position. Granted, I was like 8 at the time, so it was more like “ew girls” than “ah! Femininity!”

  7. woobie
    woobie
    May 2, 2021 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Yep. Booster can fuck up a wet dream.

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    May 2, 2021 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    …”ecce homo, qui est faba”?

    I was under the impression that the only Bean in this comic was Leslie.

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      May 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      It’s a reference to the potato jesus painting

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        May 2, 2021 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

        Actually, “Ecce homo” translates as “Behold the man!”, and is from the Vulgate Latin version of the Gospel of John (John 19:5) when Pilate presented Christ to the crowd, claiming that he found no guilt in him.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          May 2, 2021 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

          Which is also the title of the “potato Jesus” painting, as prior to its disastrous attempted-restoration that moment was what the painting depicted.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            May 2, 2021 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

            Is that from the time when Jesus was alluded to Greek and Roman gods?

            • Clif
              Clif
              May 2, 2021 at 11:19 am | # | Reply

              The time when Jesus was alluded to by the Greek and Roman gods is kind of hard to date.

              It has unreasonably high standards.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          May 2, 2021 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

          Honestly, I only remember it from a Three Pines novel.

          • Edwin I Callahan
            Edwin I Callahan
            May 2, 2021 at 7:39 am | # | Reply

            My wife and I are huge Louise Penny fans but I can’t remember which book has the “Ecce homo” reference. Which one?

            • He Who Abides
              He Who Abides
              May 2, 2021 at 10:20 am | # | Reply

              The one set in the monastery. I remember that phrase being mentioned several times, though the context eludes me at the moment.

        • SuperZero
          SuperZero
          May 3, 2021 at 10:29 pm | # | Reply

          And it’s therefore the name of a painting. Which is the reference Booster’s making.

  9. NotThatDrew
    NotThatDrew
    May 2, 2021 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    I feel like I have a similar reaction the second I figure out there’s something others might find even mildly appealing about me. I MUST MAINTAIN MY STATUS OF DORK!

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      May 3, 2021 at 10:30 pm | # | Reply

      Walky was actually cool with that part, though. Even from his roommate, which would be legitimately awkward.
      It was the inexplicable application of the word “feminine,” that he did not like.

  10. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    May 2, 2021 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Walky no, don’t ruin it!!!

  11. TheKelliestKelly
    TheKelliestKelly
    May 2, 2021 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Now it’s the cis who aren’t okay

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 2, 2021 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Again, we’re doing our best-

      *looks at the string of super strong transphobic legislation coming out*

      Actually, we’re really not. We could do better. We NEED to do better on stamping out transphobia. Myself included.

      • TheKelliestKelly
        TheKelliestKelly
        May 2, 2021 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

        I’m nonbinary but honestly, same. I’m so anxious and down trodded about all this legislation and haven’t yet actually done anything about it (calling governors and et cetera)

      • Jenn
        Jenn
        May 2, 2021 at 2:12 am | # | Reply

        Honestly, I’d settle for voting in our favor, treating us as our presented gender, and not making a big deal out of us being trans. Beyond voting against politicians who would actively do us harm, I’m not sure how much the average person can do. Maybe I’m just projecting my own feelings of exhaustion and helplessness and pessimism, though; I can’t do rallies and debates and protests anymore, and I’m not even sure how effective they are.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          May 2, 2021 at 2:41 am | # | Reply

          Doing that plus addressing transphobic comments and actions from people we know in our daily lives and contacting our reps seems to be the general advice I’ve heard, yeah. I’m sorry everything is a garbage fire right now. Hugs if wanted.

      • Jenn
        Jenn
        May 2, 2021 at 2:13 am | # | Reply

        Also, I haven’t been paying attention to the news lately. Is this about America? Are the Republicans at it again? I’m so tired. Why can’t they leave us alone?

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          May 2, 2021 at 2:35 am | # | Reply

          Yes, it’s about America. And they’re doing it because adopting positions that people support is too much like work for them.

          • Jenn
            Jenn
            May 2, 2021 at 2:49 am | # | Reply

            Unfortunately, these are positions a lot of people support. A lot of people don’t understand us, and it’s easy to whip people into a frenzy (of sorts) over a constructed fear of an other they don’t understand. I wish people could see past the FUD. We’ve been around and in the public consciousness for a pretty long time now.

            • Jon Rich
              Jon Rich
              May 2, 2021 at 3:29 am | # | Reply

              FUD?

              • Jenn
                Jenn
                May 2, 2021 at 3:35 am | # | Reply

                Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt. It’s a common political/rhetorical tactic.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              May 2, 2021 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

              Yeah, that’s basically it. They’re trying to whip up fear for votes. It’s the latest replacement for the same sex marriage opposition they used to drive voting back in the 2000s.
              I’m trying to treat it as a good sign – they’re having to openly oppose and pass laws because trans people are becoming more visible and acceptable. Like the flurry of laws passed against same sex marriage, it’s a rear-guard action, trying to hold back something that’s gotten out of their control.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      May 2, 2021 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      to be fair, they’re NEVER okay

      • AeromechanicalAce
        AeromechanicalAce
        May 2, 2021 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

        Am Cis, Can Confirm.

      • SuperZero
        SuperZero
        May 3, 2021 at 10:37 pm | # | Reply

        Is anyone ever really “okay”?

    • ASTAPHE
      ASTAPHE
      May 2, 2021 at 7:24 am | # | Reply

      No kidding. Though to be fair, I am not entirely sure my 18-year-old egg-self wouldn’t have reacted differently. The thought of being feminine was dangerously alluring and terrifying and “forbidden”.

      But then, I did pretty much immediately start growing my hair out from under my parents thumb, so who knows. Maybe it would have just helped me figure some stuff out way earlier.

      • ASTAPHE
        ASTAPHE
        May 2, 2021 at 7:25 am | # | Reply

        *growing my hair out the second I was out from my parents thumb

        • milu
          milu
          May 2, 2021 at 8:58 am | # | Reply

          Read “growing your hair out from under your parents’ thumb” and immediately got a compelling mental image. It was very creative of you. Too bad that’s not what you meant at all ^^

          Anyway i’m a cis guy but i can relate somewhat. It took me many years to accept that I like presenting more or less androgynous sometimes, depending on my mood (and where I have to be that day, let’s be real). For much of my 20’s i didnt care about clothes or hairstyle, and I groaned at the suggestion of makeup or cross-dressing for fun. I think I did feel scared on the one hand that I would like it, and on the other, that I would hate how I looked I think. turns out I don’t, I love it, but you know, it took time and patience.

          • Jhon
            Jhon
            May 2, 2021 at 8:03 pm | # | Reply

            My urologist once told me I was the ugliest woman he had ever seen. Somehow I was listed in his files as ‘female’. Also at the time I was over a year overdue for a haircut.

      • ischemgeek
        ischemgeek
        May 2, 2021 at 10:21 am | # | Reply

        I am some flavor of trans masc/NB/something and yeeaaah.

        The literal first thing I did when my parents gave me control over my own hair at 13 (which they made me keep waist length all my childhood) was shave half of it, hop the other half down to 1/2″ in length, spike it and dye it purple.

        I had been asking for short hair from 4-11 years of age and finally gave up asking so mom thought I grew out of it and getting control of my hair would be a good 13th birthday present.

        Unfortunately for her, that I’d accepted she wouldn’t say yes didn’t mean I didn’t want it anymore, and now I had 9 years of pent up resentment to vent with a hairstyle designed to piss her off as much as possible.

        Oddly I did it anticipating my mom was going to have me grounded to my room till it grew out – and she totally wanted to – but my dad went to bat for me and convinced her that she couldn’t give permission for me to do anything with my hair and then punish me for taking her at her word, even if we all knew I did it in part to piss her off.

        • ischemgeek
          ischemgeek
          May 2, 2021 at 10:23 am | # | Reply

          Anyway tldr my point being I totally get why you’d want to do something that feels more you with your hair at the first time the opportunity presents itself.

          • SillyGoose
            SillyGoose
            May 2, 2021 at 11:36 am | # | Reply

            Kudos to your dad!

            • StClair
              StClair
              May 2, 2021 at 11:33 pm | # | Reply

              Seconded!

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      May 3, 2021 at 10:34 pm | # | Reply

      Booster just started commenting on their roommate’s attractiveness and then proceeded to ramble on about the subject.

  12. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    May 2, 2021 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Get a Haircut And Get a Real Job
    Clean your act up and don’t be a slob…

  13. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 2, 2021 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Booster, you told him the right thing the wrong way. “Feminine” is a great way to get Walky to scramble.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      May 2, 2021 at 2:40 am | # | Reply

      I refuse to believe this wasn’t deliberate from the new Mike.

      • Mel Drake
        Mel Drake
        May 2, 2021 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

        I dunno, as a NB person myself stuff like this doesn’t parse as potentially upsetting to a cis person, it could have been an honest mistake

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          May 2, 2021 at 5:34 am | # | Reply

          NB here too. “Delectably feminine energy” creeps me right out. Like I know that goes with “snack” but it sounds like they want to eat him with fava beans.

          • JBento
            JBento
            May 2, 2021 at 7:21 am | # | Reply

            “delectably” is certianly the sort of word I only expect to hear coming from people like Hannibal Lecter.

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              May 2, 2021 at 11:57 am | # | Reply

              Now that’s a delectably readable comment right there, JBento.

              • JBento
                JBento
                May 2, 2021 at 12:51 pm | # | Reply

                *straps on helmet* You’re not getting to MY brains, you’re not.

              • milu
                milu
                May 2, 2021 at 12:55 pm | # | Reply

                i read it with a nice chianti.

          • butts
            butts
            May 2, 2021 at 3:20 pm | # | Reply

            yeah that’s a creepy fucking thing to say

          • Mel Drake
            Mel Drake
            May 3, 2021 at 6:21 am | # | Reply

            Okay fair I was focusing on the wrong word here

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        May 2, 2021 at 3:47 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, booster has only known Walky for what? A few days now? They have their own shit going on and it’s not at all surprising that they haven’t learned all his hangups well enough to see this reaction coming.

        The fact that they’re running after Walky trying to talk him down also pretty strongly suggests they simply didn’t expect such a melodramatic reaction.

  14. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    May 2, 2021 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Man we were so close.

    Thanks for trying to put an end to this storyline though Booster. Props to you for that.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      May 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      Well he wasn’t trying to so I don’t know if he gets any credit for this.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        May 2, 2021 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

        *they.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          May 2, 2021 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

          Dammit.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 2, 2021 at 1:20 am | # | Reply

      Never fear. Dorothy will show up to save the day.

  15. Imogen
    Imogen
    May 2, 2021 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    In fairness, I’m a trans girl, and if my roommate did I had a “delectably genuine energy” I’d be running too.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      May 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      Bah, autocorrect got me again!

      • Maikeruu
        Maikeruu
        May 2, 2021 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

        Autocorrecting your pronouns for you is the sign of a well trained phone.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          May 2, 2021 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

          I think it was autocorrected
          said->did
          (wrongly).

          • Azhrei Vep
            Azhrei Vep
            May 2, 2021 at 7:56 am | # | Reply

            Also, probably “Feminine” to “genuine” is probably the bigger autocorrect issue.

  16. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    https://imgur.com/a/6lERT02
    I’ve mostly just been doing pinups on a whim. Here’s something with Walky’s Exes. Dotty strikes me as being way more cool with physical intimacy. Also who doesn’t love symmetrical docking

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      May 2, 2021 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

      Now that Joyce has glasses, maybe she’ll get a toy thrown at her head, too.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        May 2, 2021 at 6:33 am | # | Reply

        I like to imagine the toy is thrown by an alternate-timeline Joyce who branched off a few months ago when she suddenly realised she was Extremely Into blonde atheists in glasses and then immediately realised she ticked all her own boxes. Also she has short purple hair and a sword, for some reason.

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      May 2, 2021 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

      You continue to impress me, though Isn’t Dorothy a tad bit taller than Amber? Unless she holder her up in that hug.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        May 2, 2021 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

        Dang I didn’t check. I drew one head taller than the other and just guessed Amber would be the taller one. For a split second I thought it’d be dotty but then I really wanted to draw that sexy arm wrap and the rest is history.

        • Tawnee
          Tawnee
          May 2, 2021 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

          I feel like a character did once refer to Amber as a “shorter, rounder Dorothy”, but I am 100% on board with your artistic interpretation. Too cute.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            May 2, 2021 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

            I mean I do sorta like the idea that Amber is pretty short and squat. Makes her acrobatics more impressive. At the same time I just picture dotty being really tiny.

            • He Who Abides
              He Who Abides
              May 2, 2021 at 2:37 am | # | Reply

              It’s pronounced “thicc”, Yotomoe.

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 2, 2021 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

          Artistic license.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 2, 2021 at 6:29 am | # | Reply

      Yep, that’s a heck of a visual right there. Joyce being a grump is a nice touch, too. definitely not because I also like symmetrical docking ahahahaha

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 2, 2021 at 11:24 am | # | Reply

        Best Avitar ever.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        May 2, 2021 at 12:24 pm | # | Reply

        I wanna see the color version again.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          May 2, 2021 at 7:33 pm | # | Reply

          Hid it in the username again cuz I was sleepy. 😉 Coloring is fun.

  17. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 2, 2021 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    o3o I’ve been getting confused for a girl because of my hair since I was in middle school. Like you’d think it’d stop after puberty and stuff but nope. At a certain point I just stopped correcting people. It’s not really that big of a deal for me.

  18. Disastromatic
    Disastromatic
    May 2, 2021 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Delectibly Feminine Energy.
    Delectininergy

  19. ian livs
    ian livs
    May 2, 2021 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    As a trans guy, I can’t say I’d respond much differently. …Ah, who am I kidding? I can’t “pass” to save my life anyway, lol

    • Jenn
      Jenn
      May 2, 2021 at 2:23 am | # | Reply

      Damn, ain’t that a mood. I hope your friend and coworkers at least treat you like a man. :/

      • ian livs
        ian livs
        May 3, 2021 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

        Oh yeah, no worries–my friends and partners and the few coworkers who know are really great about it. (A few of them are also trans.) It’s just strangers who never get it right–except one small child and this one older man who was actually legally blind, lol

  20. lia
    lia
    May 2, 2021 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    jhsdhjsfkjhsdkjhf holy shit

  21. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    May 2, 2021 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Damn you, Booster!
    I was enjoying the Hot Walky arc!

  22. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    May 2, 2021 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    So now Walky is going to ruin his hair, right before Dorothy gets to him. Thus Dorothy will snap out of it and decide not to sleep with Walky again.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      May 2, 2021 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

      I was just thinking this.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      May 2, 2021 at 2:04 am | # | Reply

      …so what you’re saying is that Joyce still has a chance?

    • thumb
      thumb
      May 2, 2021 at 5:56 am | # | Reply

      Sure, unless she’s quick enough to stop him. She’s been running every morning specifically for this. And she’ll catch him and make him decide that “delectably feminine energy” is something he can get behind after all. And Lucy will not like.

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        May 2, 2021 at 7:58 am | # | Reply

        I’m not sure Walky would be into Dorothy getting behind him … but I’d be interested in finding out.

    • Buli-buli
      Buli-buli
      May 2, 2021 at 8:41 am | # | Reply

      You forgot a step. First, Dorothy is going to ask “Why (did you ruin your incredibly attractive hair)?!?”
      And then Walky is going to proudly declare he did it to remain a macho dude or that his hair made him look like a girl or something.
      By then, Joyce will have caught up and she’ll just be like “See? This is what I’ve been saying!”.

  23. Illjwamh
    Illjwamh
    May 2, 2021 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Lucy in the last panel is positively adorable.

  24. Spookyfox
    Spookyfox
    May 2, 2021 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

    no (ecce) homo

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      May 2, 2021 at 9:23 am | # | Reply

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI&ab_channel=JeffreyBosman

  25. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 2, 2021 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 Lucy has a look that suggests she knows Booster’s about to fuck it up for everyone.

    • Insanenoodlyguy
      Insanenoodlyguy
      May 2, 2021 at 7:59 am | # | Reply

      When has Booster not fucked it up for everyone?

  26. Hazel
    Hazel
    May 2, 2021 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

    This is my favourite Booster look so far. The pink suits them.

  27. PB
    PB
    May 2, 2021 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Alt text explanation please?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      May 2, 2021 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

      It’s an old-style emoji. The curved line is the hairline, the next two symbols represent the eyes, then the nose and mouth, Not sure what it’s meant to mean, though.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        May 2, 2021 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

        Archaic emoji…

        NOW I feel old.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        May 2, 2021 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

        I think it’s supposed to be an emoji representation of the infamously-botched Ecce Homo painting Booster references.

      • Deadjolras
        Deadjolras
        May 2, 2021 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

        It’s a reference to a painting of Jesus, titled Ecce Homo (“Behold the Man”), that a lady in Spain tried to restore on her own with disastrous results.

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        May 2, 2021 at 7:59 am | # | Reply

        Looks like a Faz face to me. DeadJoiras and King Daniel are probably right, though.

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 2, 2021 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

    We had perfection and then someone had to ruin it for everyone.

    Probably for the best.

    I love that this now has become the stupidest imaginable race between Dorothy finding Walky and Walky finding a spork.

  29. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    May 2, 2021 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Walky, it means it makes you hot to women, not that you look like a girl.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 2, 2021 at 7:58 pm | # | Reply

      He’s not secure enough in himself to parse it that way, though.

  30. Tawnee
    Tawnee
    May 2, 2021 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

    The second I was out of a school that had a hair code I started growing mine long, and have been confused for a woman a handful of times, most amusingly in a broad Scots accent on a holiday in Edinburgh when a parent advised their spawn to “get oot the lassies way pet”. Not a big deal tbh.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 2, 2021 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

      “Hair code”?

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        May 2, 2021 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

        Limitations on what hairstyles are acceptable.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          May 2, 2021 at 6:34 am | # | Reply

          That’s barbaric.

          • Kim
            Kim
            May 2, 2021 at 7:24 am | # | Reply

            Oooo! Ironic!

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              May 2, 2021 at 7:27 am | # | Reply

              Is it? ?

              • King Daniel
                King Daniel
                May 2, 2021 at 11:59 am | # | Reply

                Well, it’s certainly not very Greek

    • Vukodlak
      Vukodlak
      May 2, 2021 at 1:51 am | # | Reply

      I was sometimes confused for a girl until I was 15. Then my facial hair became to dark and thick to ever be clean shaven again. I haven’t seen my cheeks bare for two decades.

  31. Rainhat
    Rainhat
    May 2, 2021 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

    This is still about to turn into a musical.number, but now it’s sort of like the dramatic end-of-act thing where everyone is singing about walky’s hair and what it means to them.

  32. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    May 2, 2021 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

    I’m visualizing Lucy tackling Walky in the hall, and when Dorothy arrives, Lucy is holding him down by sitting on his face.

    • AGV
      AGV
      May 2, 2021 at 7:51 am | # | Reply

      You just spoiled Yoto’s next sketch

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 2, 2021 at 11:37 am | # | Reply

        spoiled -> inspired FTFY.

  33. Black
    Black
    May 2, 2021 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know what Ecce Homo means. Unfortunately, the joke at the end is lost on me because of that.

    • Jed!
      Jed!
      May 2, 2021 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

      There was a painting of Jesus in a Spanish church called Ecce Homo. It would be considered unremarkable, but an untrained amateur tried to restore it and made it look like a monkey, so it became an internet meme. Booster’s telling Walky not to ruin his good looks.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        May 2, 2021 at 5:15 am | # | Reply

        I forgot that was the name of that painting. Booster’s way of talking kinda bugs me because it seems to me that far too often when they tell people stuff, they do it in the most confusing way possible.

      • Sam
        Sam
        May 2, 2021 at 6:12 am | # | Reply

        Thank you. Googling didn’t help me, I was still confused but that makes sense.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        May 2, 2021 at 3:52 pm | # | Reply

        OH. I assumed it was Latin and booster was using some fancy way to say “don’t “no homo” your hair”

        That makes WAY more sense

        • khn0
          khn0
          May 2, 2021 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

          I assumed it was about Nietzsche, because never presume a man has not philosophers at his disposal

        • SuperZero
          SuperZero
          May 3, 2021 at 10:48 pm | # | Reply

          Well, it is Latin. “Homo” is “man” or “person” in Latin, and is found in terms like homo sapiens and homicide.

          You’re thinking of Greek. “Homo” is “same” in Greek, and is found in terms like homogenous and… well, you know.

    • Svankensen
      Svankensen
      May 2, 2021 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

      Google should solve that in a jiffy. It’s better seen than explained.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 2, 2021 at 11:07 am | # | Reply

        Not until you realize it’s about the “restored” painting. Otherwise you can get lost in the biblical quotes and all the other art history stuff about that scene.

        • zee
          zee
          May 2, 2021 at 11:50 am | # | Reply

          Really? The painting was the first thing that popped up when I googled it

  34. Varangian
    Varangian
    May 2, 2021 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

    I like to imagine that Dorothy’s pursuit just gained the Metal Gear Solid “spotted” music. Hurry, Dorothy! Get him and “talk” him silly before he does something stupid!

  35. Kravis
    Kravis
    May 2, 2021 at 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Thanks AGAIN, Booster!

    You ruined what could’ve been an otherwise perfectly fine Reverse Gang-Bang!

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 2, 2021 at 6:37 am | # | Reply

      For every potential F/F/F/M mattress party, there is an equal but opposite force created in the form of a low-filter roommate.

  36. 0phidiophile
    0phidiophile
    May 2, 2021 at 2:14 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think Walky will get far. Look at his shoelaces. Lucy is going to end up on top of him in a few seconds.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 2, 2021 at 5:28 am | # | Reply

      Walky has pretty much always had his shoelaces untied. I assume he figured out how to run without tripping over his shoelaces long ago. Though I wouldn’t mind seeing Lucy on top of him.

  37. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    May 2, 2021 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Show of hands: Who else here was (at least momentarily) afraid to google “ecce homo”?

    (Yes, I’d heard about the painting. No, I didn’t remember its name.)

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      May 2, 2021 at 2:40 am | # | Reply

      I didn’t know it was a painting. I’d only heard the phrase in a Three Pines novel before now.

  38. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    May 2, 2021 at 2:35 am | # | Reply

    “Snack”; ugh. Booster is so annoying.

  39. Amos Batista
    Amos Batista
    May 2, 2021 at 2:59 am | # | Reply

    Auto-hair-cut was a desperate way to keep my hair in a decent way in pandemic times.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 2, 2021 at 7:54 pm | # | Reply

      I’m a guy and I just buzz mine anyway, so at least that situation didn’t change.

      But if the clippers broke, I would’ve been SOL. After two months I just look like a fat-headed poofy doofus, I can only assume it would become sentient and start roaming the countryside after three.

  40. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    May 2, 2021 at 3:08 am | # | Reply

    Walky: Full on Sprinting

    Lucy: Running after him

    Booster: Following along at a . . .hunched over power walk?

  41. Heather
    Heather
    May 2, 2021 at 3:12 am | # | Reply

    In this strip I keep hearing Booster in my head as probably sounding just like Jason given his speech patterns. Which is weird, he’s American (not far from or even in Indiana right?) not an English stereotype.

    • Heather
      Heather
      May 2, 2021 at 3:18 am | # | Reply

      Sorry, they.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 2, 2021 at 5:21 am | # | Reply

      I definitely think Booster has some odd speech patterns. Not sure why they talk the way they do, but it makes it harder for me to like them as they come off as kinda pretentious to me.

      • Nono
        Nono
        May 2, 2021 at 7:12 am | # | Reply

        If we didn’t already know their major, I’d have said ‘yep, you’re a first year arts student’.

      • Heather
        Heather
        May 2, 2021 at 9:00 am | # | Reply

        I don’t find it annoying, just odd (and haven’t made a solid judgment on Booster yet anyway) but I get weirded out a little when they use words like ‘delectable’ or in Ruth’s case ‘fascinating creature’. Just a bit creepy. I don’t hate Booster but rather like Joe who I also don’t hate I’m sometimes like ‘….really need a better word choice there. Crossing a line.’.

        Maybe if instead of fascinating creature they’d said fascinating person for instance in Ruth’s case. Or amazingly feminine instead of delectably in Walky’s. Idk. It would still be distinctive and odd without crossing a verbal line which if a real person would be sending alarm bells in my head.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          May 2, 2021 at 9:48 am | # | Reply

          I think with Booster a lot of the core concepts building up for them is that they don’t really know how they sound like to other people. “Fascinating creature” and “delectable” sound perfectly normal in their head because they intimately understand the meaning behind the words they are choosing to say that, obviously, nobody else can because they’re not in Booster’s head.

          Like with the psych reading they did for the girl’s dorm, where everyone was getting wildly, outwardly annoyed with them for blabbing about their secrets and they just did not understand even for a second that they were hurting people, because to them it was just an interesting anecdote to talk about, because psychology is fascinating and they thought everyone else would be as engrossed in having their characters dissected the way Booster, presumably, would find it riveting if someone did that for them.

  42. Lorien Inksong
    Lorien Inksong
    May 2, 2021 at 3:58 am | # | Reply

    Hahaha this is much better Booster, I like this side of them much more. That’s also a great sweater on them.

  43. Kaffeeteria
    Kaffeeteria
    May 2, 2021 at 4:55 am | # | Reply

    So it was only his Salness (Salivity? Salishness?) that made him hot. I can dig that.

    • JBento
      JBento
      May 2, 2021 at 7:27 am | # | Reply

      I give kudos to Booster for FINALLY making this plotpoint minimally understandable, because I was COMPLETELY lost with the whole “Walky’s hair grew a millimeter and now he’s incredibly hot to everyone”. “Walky is hotter because he looks slighly more like Sal” at least falls in the “not completely preposterous” range.

  44. Suet
    Suet
    May 2, 2021 at 5:01 am | # | Reply

    Behold, the error.

    “Delectably feminine energy”- eh, it can’t be

  45. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    May 2, 2021 at 5:01 am | # | Reply

    Called it

  46. foducool
    foducool
    May 2, 2021 at 5:09 am | # | Reply

    about to commit an homocide? (on himself, of course)

  47. Keulen
    Keulen
    May 2, 2021 at 5:23 am | # | Reply

    Damn it Booster why’d you have to ruin this silly “hot Walky” arc that I’ve been enjoying.

    • foducool
      foducool
      May 2, 2021 at 10:51 am | # | Reply

      all things have to come to an end

  48. Anon A Mouse
    Anon A Mouse
    May 2, 2021 at 6:28 am | # | Reply

    I may be seeing too much but isn’t Booster calling Walky a “snack” and “delectibly feminine” a little… Joe-ish? Like, did Booster pick that up sitting next to him?

    • JBento
      JBento
      May 2, 2021 at 7:28 am | # | Reply

      What makes you think that Booster wasn’t ALWAYS like this?

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 2, 2021 at 10:20 am | # | Reply

        Wait till you meet Booster’s imaginary sister.

      • Anon A Mouse
        Anon A Mouse
        May 2, 2021 at 1:28 pm | # | Reply

        So, he’s Mike AND Joe now? Will he also be Danny next?

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          May 2, 2021 at 1:33 pm | # | Reply

          Booster uses They/Them pronouns.

          • Anon A Mouse
            Anon A Mouse
            May 2, 2021 at 2:46 pm | # | Reply

            Yes, I apologize. They are Mike AND Joe now.?

  49. Cimorene
    Cimorene
    May 2, 2021 at 6:34 am | # | Reply

    Some people: hating on Booster and the way they talk as annoying

    Other people: relating strongly due to having funky speech patterns and odd references and being nonbinary/transmasc figuring it out.

    It’s me. I’m Other People. My sister told me to stop “using big words” the other day when I said “retroactively”. I also mimic the speech patterns of people I hang around with so when I was teaching toddlers I mimicked toddlers. When I teach middle schoolers I start talking like all the internet slang.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 2, 2021 at 6:43 am | # | Reply

      Never stop “using big words”. Folks can brag about their monosyllabic vocabulary all day and all night, but words with more than six letters are people, too. Mimicking the speech patterns of people around you is called “fitting in on purpose”, and speaking as an autism, it’s one of the best ways to mask/blend in so you can get by in extended social interactions without getting stupid looks.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 2, 2021 at 7:47 pm | # | Reply

        Why use big word when many little word work fine?

        I have a predisposition toward polysyllabic nomenclature, but I try to keep it in check. (Think Charles from MASH but with more cussing.) I never thought of it as an AS masking thing before, though. That makes sense, and explains a few things…

    • Huttj
      Huttj
      May 2, 2021 at 7:33 am | # | Reply

      “Sorry, can you rephrase that? I’m having trouble parsing what you typed.”
      “Normal people don’t use words like that.”

      I was reeeeeeally not relaxed/comfortable in that relationship.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        May 2, 2021 at 7:39 am | # | Reply

        >”Normal people don’t use words like that.”
        “Boo hoo hoo. Die mad about it.”

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 2, 2021 at 3:22 pm | # | Reply

      I am also an Other People. I sometimes have funky speech patterns and odd references and I’m here for Booster being a bit of an oddball that way. Some people just have a way with words and I love theirs.

  50. Daibhid C
    Daibhid C
    May 2, 2021 at 6:43 am | # | Reply

    I like how everyone is dunking on Booster because they said the thing that made Walky act like an idiot, when surely the real issue here is that Walky is acting like an idiot.

    I mean, I’m a cis guy, and if someone told me I was attracting female attention because my hair gave me “feminine energy” I’d … okay, I’d be super weirded out, but I would shrug and get on with my life, not run through the halls shrieking “For the love of god, someone find me a hedge trimmer!” And honestly, I’d be more weirded out by simply attracting attention than why.

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      May 2, 2021 at 8:05 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, exactly. As a generically Cis straight guy, only the “delectable” part of what Booster said would give me any pause, because that just comes off as kind of gross. I mean, sure, it fits with the ‘snack’ reference, but it’s pushing the comparison too far! They’re edging into Lecter territory with that phrasing.

  51. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    May 2, 2021 at 6:56 am | # | Reply

    Walky, no! Don’t impulsively cut your hair, that way lies madness!

    I did exactly that the other day, for Some Fucking Reason. Now every time I look in the mirror I’m increasingly uncomfortable, because now I look the way I did before I had managed to Figure Things Out. Hair went from pink-and-brown, wavy, sitting extra-hot at least once a week and down past my shoulders, directly to “Voiced by Nolan North”, and it was the worst possible idea.

    • JBento
      JBento
      May 2, 2021 at 7:29 am | # | Reply

      Does the “after” version still have some part of it dyed pink? If not, maybe that’d help.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        May 2, 2021 at 7:37 am | # | Reply

        Y’know, I DO still have a whole box of dye to use. Might be worth a try. And it’s only $10 for another box if I need more later…

        Fuck it, let’s-a go.

        • JBento
          JBento
          May 2, 2021 at 8:59 am | # | Reply

          Hope it works out for you. \o/

  52. AGV
    AGV
    May 2, 2021 at 8:11 am | # | Reply

    I find this interaction pretty funny because people keep telling me that my hair is very pretty and that there’s women that’d kill to have a hair like mine and nothing has boosted my confidence with my personal image more than this.

    I mean, being feminine is not a pet peeve of mine, but Walky having a meltdown over a pretty similar experience is funny to me.
    Although, to be fair, I don’t have an identical twin sister and haven’t been told that what makes us different is that she’s hot.

  53. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    May 2, 2021 at 8:17 am | # | Reply

    GO BOOSTER! Finally someone brave enough to say it to Walky.

  54. Arianod
    Arianod
    May 2, 2021 at 9:19 am | # | Reply

    LOL. Is this because Walky doesn’t want to look hot, or because he doesn’t want to be infused with “feminine energy”?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      May 2, 2021 at 9:42 am | # | Reply

      The latter. Walky doesn’t own more than one pair of shoes because that’s girly.

      (whereas I only have one pair because I only got one pair of legs)

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 2, 2021 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

        I have three pair because eventually the pair I’m wearing falls apart, so I need an identical back up. The third pair is black and only worn at weddings and funerals, so it stays looking new.

        I think this has more to do with being cheap than with being masculine tho.

  55. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    May 2, 2021 at 10:06 am | # | Reply

    RIP Walky’s markedly different hair.

  56. Alex
    Alex
    May 2, 2021 at 10:21 am | # | Reply

    I’m loving the Walky and Booster interaction here <3 Can't wait to see more of these two.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 2, 2021 at 10:36 am | # | Reply

      Lucy is probably thinking that very thing right now.

  57. Brian
    Brian
    May 2, 2021 at 11:34 am | # | Reply

    The art history nerd in me is ecstatic at the punchline in the final panel.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 2, 2021 at 3:24 pm | # | Reply

      Booster seems like they really like the arts and we love that for them.

  58. zee
    zee
    May 2, 2021 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

    BOOSTER ? APPRECIATION ? THREAD
    The prodigal child has returned. I missed them.
    Their sweater is insanely cute and I want one when I finally move out of the tropics. I love the use of big words it’s just relatable. Big words are fun. The reference at the end is funny too (idc if i had to Google ecce homo that honestly made it better)
    Booster was just trying to compliment walkys hair and his toxic masculinity issue cropped up again, sigh. I really hope Walky kicks that in some arc eventually, he’s a fun character but that aspect of him is quite annoying. It’s not even really in the in the interesting, complex type of way that Joe has, Walky just has some bad ideas about masculinity that way too many guys casually do.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 2, 2021 at 3:23 pm | # | Reply

      YAY BOOSTER APPRECIATION THREAD.

    • milu
      milu
      May 2, 2021 at 4:21 pm | # | Reply

      yes! i stan Booster too! i also stan Walky! those seem to be mutually untenable positions around here for some weird reason! behold the field where i grow my fucks! it is so very barren!

  59. Ashley
    Ashley
    May 2, 2021 at 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, this makes sense.

  60. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    May 2, 2021 at 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    Cast it into the fire!

  61. Ziggy78eog
    Ziggy78eog
    May 2, 2021 at 12:58 pm | # | Reply

    I suddenly have a powerful dislike, for Booster.

  62. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    May 2, 2021 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    we are getting another imminent ‘bald in the name of science’ moment

  63. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    May 2, 2021 at 1:24 pm | # | Reply

    Ecce homo qui est Nachito.

  64. Spencer
    Spencer
    May 2, 2021 at 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    I jotted down some thoughts about this above, but to maybe make it more prominent: Booster talks like this because they think it sounds cool, and probably doesn’t realize what it sounds like outside their head.

    Maybe I’m projecting my own experiences because I do the exact same thing where I’ll go out of my way to pick the most deliberately overwrought word to describe something and then just say fuck as much as possible in the next sentence, but how I’m reading Booster’s word choices like “delectable” and “fascinating creature” is that it really is just a matter of Booster thinking those words sound cool and interesting, and Booster in their head knows exactly what they mean in a way that someone else, either the person hearing it or the audience reading it, won’t immediately gel with.

  65. Spencer
    Spencer
    May 2, 2021 at 1:33 pm | # | Reply

    Anyway yeah Booster ASD headcanon is now live.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 2, 2021 at 6:05 pm | # | Reply

      I agree. Booster sounds like they swallowed a dictionary, or maybe the complete unabridged works of Charles Dickens. They might think it sounds intelligent or sophisticated, but it just makes them come across as pretentious. Maybe they don’t notice, or just don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, but it would be grating to put up with after a while.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        May 2, 2021 at 6:39 pm | # | Reply

        That is *definitely* not what I was getting at.

        Booster’s using words that appeal to them without understanding (possibly, because this actually hasn’t come up yet in-universe and I’m more talking the relationship between Booster and the audience) why it sounds weird when spoken aloud.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          May 2, 2021 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply

          I suspect we arrived at the same conclusion from different angles. (I just tend to blurt out whatever then have to go back and clarify later. It’s a curse.)

          I think Booster’s inner monologue basically goes “oh, that sounds better and means what I’m conveying, I’ll use that” when constructing sentences, without regard to what it sounds like verbalized. Their use of such cromulent phrases as “ne’er shall I err”, for example, sounds pretentious in a situation where there’s no reason to be so stuffy and formal.

  66. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    May 2, 2021 at 2:28 pm | # | Reply

    Power move

  67. meerkat
    meerkat
    May 2, 2021 at 7:00 pm | # | Reply

    I had to google Ecce Homo and tbh still not sure what it means in this context

    • JBento
      JBento
      May 2, 2021 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      Ecce Homo, in this context, refers to a painting whose restoration gave… less than stellar results. What Booster is saying is that he doesn’t want Walky to “ruin himself” by changing his looks.

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      May 2, 2021 at 7:31 pm | # | Reply

      D’you know the famous “potato Jesus” meme?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 2, 2021 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      Ecce Homo is the name of an old church fresco in Spain. It was deteriorating, and a well-meaning amateur attempted a “restoration”. Their artistic skills weren’t up to the task, to put it kindly.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Homo_(Mart%C3%ADnez_and_Gim%C3%A9nez)

      Booster doesn’t want Walky to carelessly hack away at his hair, because he won’t improve on the way it is now.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        May 2, 2021 at 9:01 pm | # | Reply

        Oh, that! It’s something many of us knew by sight but it’s good to put the name to Booster’s words.

  68. Sporky
    Sporky
    May 3, 2021 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    more like Ecce No Homo lol

  69. Kaffeeteria
    Kaffeeteria
    May 3, 2021 at 2:58 am | # | Reply

    Maybe Booster talks this way because they’re educated and like reading. Not everybody needs to talk like a slob. Maybe some people should stop hating education.

    • milu
      milu
      May 3, 2021 at 4:17 am | # | Reply

      oooops you forgot not to be elitist and condescending Kaffeeteria

  70. hof1991
    hof1991
    May 3, 2021 at 7:58 am | # | Reply

    First I thought Walkys new look made him look like Asher or a boy band member. Identifying it as a touch of the feminine makes Jennifer’s attraction to Asher appear in a different light.

  71. Common sense
    Common sense
    May 4, 2021 at 6:06 am | # | Reply

    Welp, Booster ruining stuff again.
    And we seriously Replaced good ol Mike with THAT!?!?

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