Not only were you the first comment, that comic was posted almost a year ago. That’s about as first as it’s even possible to be.
Liska
Until otherwise stated, I’m gonna assume this particular comic was at least slightly inspired by the fanart.
Emperor Norton
Until otherwise stated, I am going to assume that that particular fan-art was inspired by the comic; then the artist traveled back in time to put it up online one year “before” the comic happened.
Sooner or later we all learn there’s no such thing as excessive backups. The only limit is how much you can afford. (I have THREE backups of every computer I’ve ever used.)
Once, when I was in my teens, I lost an entire hard drive full of non-backed-up stuff because my idiot brother, who liked to sit at the computer using the weirdest possible positions that you’d expect only a gymnast to be able to pull off, managed to kick the whole thing right off the desk and send it all crashing straight down to the ground.
I think I still have psychological scars from that.
Incomitatus
My roommate a few weeks ago grabbed the ethernet cable I’d run to the router (too much wifi interference for my satisfaction), didn’t realize what it was (because who uses ethernet cables anymore, right?) and gave it a good yank. Pulled my desktop clean off my … desk top.
It was VERY early in the morning, and woke me up. I was livid.
Disloyal Subject
When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
*In end of advertisement side effect list voice* Khorne approves of this message.
Schol-R-LEA
Blood and souls for Arioch!
NotPiffany
I wouldn’t convict you.
JustCheetoDust
Ethernet for consoles.
Wait, no, I switched to a powerline adapter.
Schpoonman
Did you punch him or her in the face repeatedly? Because that’s the only appropriate punishment I can think of for such fucktardery.
Disloyal Subject
Faces are dangerous to punch; they’re hard, angular, and full of sharp teeth.
Groins, guts, and kidneys are far safer from a puncher’s point of view, though the pain of facepunchery can be cathartic and/or mitigate the punchee’s anger.
Personally, I’m thinking bludgeoning with slightly-past-ripe whole fish would be appropriate.
Oberon
You are correct. But others must be able to see the guilty party’s black eyes, so that their humiliation at having to constantly explain why help drive home the lesson. So a hammer punch to the nose accomplishes two things: Prevents broken knuckles and cut skin from your fist impacting hard bone and sharp teeth, and inflicts the correct, therapeutic injury.
Oberon
I think you get straight ‘A’s’ for the semester if your room mate commits commits ‘suicide’. Just sayin’.
Incomitatus
Not in school, sadly, and I don’t think I’d get a raise at work.
One time when I was a teen (and a (rather terrible) aspiring writer, the point being I had several “novels” on my laptop) I had to send my laptop in for some purely cosmetic issue. I think the casing was slightly cracked or something but not like DANGEROUSLY cracked. Just sent it in to be safe plus it was under warranty.
They sent it back with the hard drive reformatted. What the flying fuck motherfuckers?? All they had to do was fix a cosmetic issue, why did they wipe my drive!? I was traumatised. Thanks, Compaq, fuck you.
Screwball
Yeah, that sucks hard, loosing all your data…
Ana Chronistic
unless you had evidence to prove it was the same one, I’m inclined to think they just gave you a new drive =/
also Compaq sucks
TamiDOA
Lots of these places now have minimum wage “technicians” that have only 2 fixes. If it’s a software problem, revert it to original factory condition. If it’s a hardware problem, send a replacement computer, often with your original serial number on it.
Never ever send a computer or drive for repair with anything valuable on it! Your info. can end up sold as a “refurbished” unit anywhere in the world.
What if the entire universe is slowly shrinking and we’ve just never noticed because we lack a frame of reference.
Someone
and before you ask, no I am not high
Usayasha
Well according to our best estimates, the exact opposite is happening. he entire universe is expanding, and continuing to expand faster and faster.
TamiDOA
Unless redshift is actually caused by light passing through “dark matter”. It all comes down to which assumptions you accept. I personally prefer the universe is a really big sneeze, theory. 🙂
Someone
Our entire universe is merely the sneeze (or possible fart) of a dumbing of age character.
How far down does this rabbit hole go?!
Tacos
I’d rather the universe be a giant quesadilla or chimichanga myself >.>
TamiDOA
@Tacos
That does explain why my stomach is always queasy!
Someone
Tami, if you fart, you’ll make a new universe.
TamiDOA
@Someone
NO! I refuse the crushing responsibility! I’ll leave universe creation to our one true god, Willis.
Nikkileah
In the beginning there was Walky!!! Walky doth fart and the new world was begun.
Walky did see the new world and decided to go aquire the big 50 bucket of Chicken McNuggets. And he saw that it was Good…
Of the ~ one thousand different theologies mankind has created, I’m sure that at least one of them involves some god inventing the universe because they sneezed. I know that at least one theology involves the universe being created when a god masturbated.
thejeff
“The Jatravartids believe that the universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arklseizure. They live in permanent fear of a time they call The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.” — Douglas Adams
WolfLann
42!!
MatthewTheLucky
Well, unless it was shrinking uniformly to a single point, and in size, we’d notice because other celestial bodies would be moving away from us.
ObiKemnebi
Actually, no. Whether expanding or shrinking, uniform change in size applies between all points at an equal rate. Think about it like drawing a bunch of dots on a balloon and then slowly deflating it to half size; all the points would be the same percentage distance closer to each other. It would be the same in reverse, if you inflated it more. If it were sinking to a single point, we wouldn’t notice based on the way things were moving in relation to us; the universe itself would basically be shifting sideways as it shrank, which you can’t notice from an internal point of view.
…I can go get reference links, if you like.
Oberon
Sure, but I don’t think that either of those thought exercises can account for the fact that the universe is expanding at an accelerating pace.
The nature of expansion doesn’t change between a two dimensional and three dimensional space, nor does it change based on speed or acceleration (until you start getting into quantum physics, but let’s not go there). The expansion is the same, it’s just getting faster as time goes by.
MatthewTheLucky
That’s what I said.
StClair
“Here’s a question you shouldn’t be able to answer. Computer – what is the nature of the universe?”
“The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter.“
Needfuldoer
Such a good episode.
Captain Button
Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
Reltzik
Actually, the opposite’s true. The universe is expanding, not shrinking. And we did notice, because it messes with the color of light as it expands.
Bob Bobberman
That’s not exactly the same thing. The space in the universe is expanding. This means that the matter (galaxies) are farther and farther apart over time. That means the distance the light has to travel is constantly increasing mid-travel causing a doppler shift just as though they were moving apart.
In this ‘everything gets bigger or smaller’ kind of size change that they seem to be talking about everything would be changing in size including the matter itself and even the photons making up the traveling light. I don’t think that kind of size change would result in a doppler shift. And.. because anything we could come up with to use for measuring things would also be changing in size… I don’t think we could ever even know it was happening.
Not so much a chair than a padded cell. I suppose that whoever was in charge of furniture acquisition either got them at bargain basement prices or got sacked for wasting money and floor space.
I’ve seen these in a library once. Heavily padded. I think they’re meant to keep the noisy people from disturbing others. They look even more out of scale in real life.
you kidding? i WANT one. which is probably an indication that i spend way too much time around cats, if my first reaction to seeing a cushioned, partially enclosed seating arrangement is “i’m gonna sit in that.”
Hijean
They’re much better a) in couch form, which are three times as long and b) when you have two pushed together. Climbing in is totally worth the privacy and noise isolation. Especially if you out lots of cushions in there too.
Wublub
They had chairs sort of like that at a library where I used to live, only they were more circley than boxy and they were slightly smaller. They were glorious.
raza
There needs to be a line of chairs like this marketed towards cat people. except with four walls instead of three. Box Chairs.
I’m not really sure that was intended as a burn. I think Dina was hoping Sarah would say “yes”, and then she could ask more questions with the aim of learning how to interact normally with people herself.
I think that Dina is aware enough to recognize that the answer to the question was “no”, but needed to confirm this. Sarah’s question might have made her less sure.
236 thoughts on “Suni”
Ana Chronistic
“need I remind you”
(inb4 NOT FIRST: I had to go and try to rescue a failing hard drive just before midnight huh)
Ana Chronistic
oh n/m I did it even on an iPad
Jay Eff
That’s because you’re magic!
Doctor_Who
At this point it may count as a legitimate super power.
Sporky
Not only were you the first comment, that comic was posted almost a year ago. That’s about as first as it’s even possible to be.
Liska
Until otherwise stated, I’m gonna assume this particular comic was at least slightly inspired by the fanart.
Emperor Norton
Until otherwise stated, I am going to assume that that particular fan-art was inspired by the comic; then the artist traveled back in time to put it up online one year “before” the comic happened.
Sporky
And by comic I mean fanart oops
Rowen Morland
You even took the time to write in the line about not being first and you still won. Ha!
JustCheetoDust
I know what that’s like, but I don’t miss doing that shit. I’m glad I do
a lot of obsessivedata backup these days.TamiDOA
Sooner or later we all learn there’s no such thing as excessive backups. The only limit is how much you can afford. (I have THREE backups of every computer I’ve ever used.)
Durandal_1707
Once, when I was in my teens, I lost an entire hard drive full of non-backed-up stuff because my idiot brother, who liked to sit at the computer using the weirdest possible positions that you’d expect only a gymnast to be able to pull off, managed to kick the whole thing right off the desk and send it all crashing straight down to the ground.
I think I still have psychological scars from that.
Incomitatus
My roommate a few weeks ago grabbed the ethernet cable I’d run to the router (too much wifi interference for my satisfaction), didn’t realize what it was (because who uses ethernet cables anymore, right?) and gave it a good yank. Pulled my desktop clean off my … desk top.
It was VERY early in the morning, and woke me up. I was livid.
Disloyal Subject
When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
Rukduk
*In end of advertisement side effect list voice* Khorne approves of this message.
Schol-R-LEA
Blood and souls for Arioch!
NotPiffany
I wouldn’t convict you.
JustCheetoDust
Ethernet for consoles.
Wait, no, I switched to a powerline adapter.
Schpoonman
Did you punch him or her in the face repeatedly? Because that’s the only appropriate punishment I can think of for such fucktardery.
Disloyal Subject
Faces are dangerous to punch; they’re hard, angular, and full of sharp teeth.
Groins, guts, and kidneys are far safer from a puncher’s point of view, though the pain of facepunchery can be cathartic and/or mitigate the punchee’s anger.
Personally, I’m thinking bludgeoning with slightly-past-ripe whole fish would be appropriate.
Oberon
You are correct. But others must be able to see the guilty party’s black eyes, so that their humiliation at having to constantly explain why help drive home the lesson. So a hammer punch to the nose accomplishes two things: Prevents broken knuckles and cut skin from your fist impacting hard bone and sharp teeth, and inflicts the correct, therapeutic injury.
Oberon
I think you get straight ‘A’s’ for the semester if your room mate commits commits ‘suicide’. Just sayin’.
Incomitatus
Not in school, sadly, and I don’t think I’d get a raise at work.
Dragon_Nataku
One time when I was a teen (and a (rather terrible) aspiring writer, the point being I had several “novels” on my laptop) I had to send my laptop in for some purely cosmetic issue. I think the casing was slightly cracked or something but not like DANGEROUSLY cracked. Just sent it in to be safe plus it was under warranty.
They sent it back with the hard drive reformatted. What the flying fuck motherfuckers?? All they had to do was fix a cosmetic issue, why did they wipe my drive!? I was traumatised. Thanks, Compaq, fuck you.
Screwball
Yeah, that sucks hard, loosing all your data…
Ana Chronistic
unless you had evidence to prove it was the same one, I’m inclined to think they just gave you a new drive =/
also Compaq sucks
TamiDOA
Lots of these places now have minimum wage “technicians” that have only 2 fixes. If it’s a software problem, revert it to original factory condition. If it’s a hardware problem, send a replacement computer, often with your original serial number on it.
Never ever send a computer or drive for repair with anything valuable on it! Your info. can end up sold as a “refurbished” unit anywhere in the world.
Nono
Man that is a HUGE chair.
Serpaderp
No one needs a chair that big.
Mr k
A typical American!
(Just kidding, I’m american myself)
Bicycle Bill
No, but you and that special someone, cuddled up closely together, would find that much space to be just about right.
AnvilPro
You shouldn’t jump to conclusions. The characters have probably just shrunk.
Someone
What if the entire universe is slowly shrinking and we’ve just never noticed because we lack a frame of reference.
Someone
and before you ask, no I am not high
Usayasha
Well according to our best estimates, the exact opposite is happening. he entire universe is expanding, and continuing to expand faster and faster.
TamiDOA
Unless redshift is actually caused by light passing through “dark matter”. It all comes down to which assumptions you accept. I personally prefer the universe is a really big sneeze, theory. 🙂
Someone
Our entire universe is merely the sneeze (or possible fart) of a dumbing of age character.
How far down does this rabbit hole go?!
Tacos
I’d rather the universe be a giant quesadilla or chimichanga myself >.>
TamiDOA
@Tacos
That does explain why my stomach is always queasy!
Someone
Tami, if you fart, you’ll make a new universe.
TamiDOA
@Someone
NO! I refuse the crushing responsibility! I’ll leave universe creation to our one true god, Willis.
Nikkileah
In the beginning there was Walky!!! Walky doth fart and the new world was begun.
Walky did see the new world and decided to go aquire the big 50 bucket of Chicken McNuggets. And he saw that it was Good…
Someone
@Nikkileah
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/fart-joke/
Oberon
Of the ~ one thousand different theologies mankind has created, I’m sure that at least one of them involves some god inventing the universe because they sneezed. I know that at least one theology involves the universe being created when a god masturbated.
thejeff
“The Jatravartids believe that the universe was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arklseizure. They live in permanent fear of a time they call The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.” — Douglas Adams
WolfLann
42!!
MatthewTheLucky
Well, unless it was shrinking uniformly to a single point, and in size, we’d notice because other celestial bodies would be moving away from us.
ObiKemnebi
Actually, no. Whether expanding or shrinking, uniform change in size applies between all points at an equal rate. Think about it like drawing a bunch of dots on a balloon and then slowly deflating it to half size; all the points would be the same percentage distance closer to each other. It would be the same in reverse, if you inflated it more. If it were sinking to a single point, we wouldn’t notice based on the way things were moving in relation to us; the universe itself would basically be shifting sideways as it shrank, which you can’t notice from an internal point of view.
…I can go get reference links, if you like.
Oberon
Sure, but I don’t think that either of those thought exercises can account for the fact that the universe is expanding at an accelerating pace.
ObiKemnebi
Simplified version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsXsJtOQnTY
Complicated version: http://www.astronomynotes.com/cosmolgy/s3.htm
The nature of expansion doesn’t change between a two dimensional and three dimensional space, nor does it change based on speed or acceleration (until you start getting into quantum physics, but let’s not go there). The expansion is the same, it’s just getting faster as time goes by.
MatthewTheLucky
That’s what I said.
StClair
“Here’s a question you shouldn’t be able to answer. Computer – what is the nature of the universe?”
“The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter.“
Needfuldoer
Such a good episode.
Captain Button
Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
Reltzik
Actually, the opposite’s true. The universe is expanding, not shrinking. And we did notice, because it messes with the color of light as it expands.
Bob Bobberman
That’s not exactly the same thing. The space in the universe is expanding. This means that the matter (galaxies) are farther and farther apart over time. That means the distance the light has to travel is constantly increasing mid-travel causing a doppler shift just as though they were moving apart.
In this ‘everything gets bigger or smaller’ kind of size change that they seem to be talking about everything would be changing in size including the matter itself and even the photons making up the traveling light. I don’t think that kind of size change would result in a doppler shift. And.. because anything we could come up with to use for measuring things would also be changing in size… I don’t think we could ever even know it was happening.
gkheyf
that’s no chair…that’s a monkey master shoulder
…or magnet, or something
JustCheetoDust
Maybe it’s that foam crap that holds TVs in place inside the box.
Tacos
I’ve sat in one of those before. They’re not particularly comfortable.
Catty
Not so much a chair than a padded cell. I suppose that whoever was in charge of furniture acquisition either got them at bargain basement prices or got sacked for wasting money and floor space.
TamiDOA
I’ve seen these in a library once. Heavily padded. I think they’re meant to keep the noisy people from disturbing others. They look even more out of scale in real life.
John
They’re for studying in when people are rollerskating in the hallways.
aydr
Seriously, I’m kinda frightened by that chair.
neeks
you kidding? i WANT one. which is probably an indication that i spend way too much time around cats, if my first reaction to seeing a cushioned, partially enclosed seating arrangement is “i’m gonna sit in that.”
Hijean
They’re much better a) in couch form, which are three times as long and b) when you have two pushed together. Climbing in is totally worth the privacy and noise isolation. Especially if you out lots of cushions in there too.
Wublub
They had chairs sort of like that at a library where I used to live, only they were more circley than boxy and they were slightly smaller. They were glorious.
raza
There needs to be a line of chairs like this marketed towards cat people. except with four walls instead of three. Box Chairs.
inqntrol
Man that burn, she’s learning fast.
MatthewTheLucky
Sassy Dina somehow manages to be best Dina, despite all other Dinas being best Dina.
Bagge
Personally I’m pretty fond of Biting-ToeDad-in-the-FAAAACE-Dina, but yeah, Sassy Dina is awesome. as are all Dina.
John
I’m not really sure that was intended as a burn. I think Dina was hoping Sarah would say “yes”, and then she could ask more questions with the aim of learning how to interact normally with people herself.
Christine
I think that Dina is aware enough to recognize that the answer to the question was “no”, but needed to confirm this. Sarah’s question might have made her less sure.
John
Yeah. But I think she was hoping for a “yes”.
Seer Of Rage
Oh my goodness so cutiiese