“Then I suppose I would HAVE to sweep her off her feet to get her to emergency care while possibly ALSO considering having to prosecute you for attempted murder or murder one!”
good lord my mind is warped, I read that as “spit-bang” and was about to comment if that meant to bang somebody with little to no foreplay and only use spit as lube… i.e. maximum chaos
Alright Sarah, hoping this derails this extremely dumb plan, ideally before you tell Joe’s workout buddy that you’re going to try and break up his current relationship
I don’t really know that it’s come up. I feel like we know like half the cast’s majors, tops. Sarah’s an obvious one, Walky’s communications, Joyce was getting into teaching (dunno if she still is), but I am unsure I really know anyone else’s offhand. Maaaaaybe computer science for Danny and/or Amber?
whoops, we all answered at the same time.
And comp sci is right for Amber and Danny.
Sal’s music (or so the other music major said). Jennifer’s in journalism (though she should be in…….. drama). Mary’s in [studio] art. Dorothy’s in political science, and so is Becky (as per the terms of her scholarship from Robin). Dina is whatever is closest to paleontoloy; probably bio. Ruth’s in English. Carla’s in engineering. Booster’s in psych.
I think those are all the ones I know.
“Law” isn’t an undergraduate major. Neither is “pre-law”.
Thag Simmons
Thag not go to college, Thag live in cave
Sirksome
Isn’t “law’ or “pre-law” just widely accepted shorthand for what the actual graduate is. Like criminal justice or paralegal studies or forensic science or whatever?
Quirdry Tawks
Not completely true. An L.L.B. is a thing where I attended, and probably elsewhere. Sorry to be pedantic. :/
PirateTawnee
but that’s the best kind of antic!
zee
Damn. I better let our law faculty and all the law undergrads know they’re doing it wrong. Better stop by med undergrad too just to be safe
BBCC
It is in some places, but as Jacob explained, the University of Indiana is not one of them. It’s more like a selection of courses you can take as an undergrad with an intent to go to law school, rather than a full major. Regardless, Sarah, Jacob and Raidah all describe themselves as pre-law.
I’m actually kind of surprised we have all these law students and not a single character is interested in medicine. I don’t know anything about IU curriculum though so maybe they aren’t the best place for pre-med education. I just think a doctor in training has a lot of story potential.
Idk how it is for medicine-related undergraduate in the US, but in the UK you have to do a Medicine degree. You start it in freshman year and it only ends after about 5-7 years, and then just so you can specialise. Also, very few schools offer a Medicine track – if the US is anything like it, IU probably wouldn’t offer one either. It tends to be prestige universities – so here in the UK, Edinburgh, Cambridge, and Imperial College London all have a Medicine degree programme, but not most other universities you could attend. Indeed there may be in total five universities that even have a Medicine-related degree programme. I think this is to keep quality of graduates high, both by making sure there are a limited number of universities with more resources available to ensure strict adherence to grading standards required by governing authorities, and by keeping spaces in classes low, ensuring only the most dedicated can manage to become doctors.
I’m Biomed personally, and would have tried to do Medicine if it weren’t so phenomenally hard. Still, it feels like a nursing or veterinary programme wouldn’t be unusual at a school like IU, however that’s normally a different campus, and having a gander at IU’s website it does appear there are multiple campuses, so this comic may largely encompass a single campus and the majors associated.
CardinalFan
It’s a little different in the US. Not just the prestige universities offer it. Most do. You do a pre-med related major, then you apply to medical school and complete that. Many colleges, not just prestigious ones also have medical school. You also have to take the MCAT and do reasonably well to get admission. Then you do a residency program and obtain a medical license in whatever state you are looking to practice in. The process can take up to 10-14 years depending on how long your residency is.
Mano308gts
Well, from the top- IU is a prestigious university, if not Ivy League (it’s a significant step above community college as well as low-end 4-year colleges, as a ‘university’ it offers graduate programs… but it’s also one of the higher ranked universities in the US).
But also, literally any university (offers graduate programs) might have a medical school for teaching doctors- sure, not all do, but many do.
Then there’s also the fact that we don’t go directly from secondary school to medical field route- you get a science-based undergrad (usually biology), then typically a Master’s (sometimes medicine based, “pre-med”, but usually also science based) then you get into the MD program, which can take around 4-6 years, rarely it can be completed in about 2 years.
Miri
I don’t think it’s quite that limited in the UK – one of my friends did it at Queen Mary’s (another London uni), as the JR is also a teaching hospital I’m pretty sure Oxford also does it (although that doesn’t negate your point about prestigious schools)… But it also depends if you consider the whole range of medicine options: https://www.ucas.com/explore/subjects/medicine-and-allied-subjects
But, for example, there is a Hull York Medical School, and a Kent and Medway Medical School…
eskimolos
I think from what I understand after looking into it more, the unis listed may be unique for offering the whole programme, whereas other schools (like St Andrews here in Scotland) offer parts of the degree with a feed in for grad, or possibly vice versa. It’s all pretty unusual, but yeah it does seem different in the US especially.
SomethingGlitter
There’s 45 in the UK, not 5. Cambridge actually isn’t one of the better medical schools, or at least wasn’t when I was applying for college (might have changed now), but people still went for it for the prestige of going to an Oxbridge uni (I didn’t apply for medicine but I went to the kind of school that churned out doctors, lawyers, investment bankers, and oxbridge students so I heard alll about it)
With a sizable School of Medicine, School of Nursing, School of Dentistry, and a multi-unit hospital system, it would be surprising if IU weren’t at least trying to offer good pre-medical education to feed them.
In my experience living on hall with med students, it’s because none of them would even have the time for all this bullshit. Law students are hard to get a hold of too but they’re just isolationist by choice. Bc they’re assholes.
RacingTurtle
I say this with a great deal of affection for the character: Sarah Clinton, most accurate fictional law student?
(No seriously I adore Sarah, even when she’s making poor decisions.)
(I say “possibly” because that may have just been his infatuation with Jocelyne talking, as Joyce mentioned he’d previously discussed the idea of going into education)
I was just wondering if his major involved a heavy course load considering he wasn’t studying. I wonder if an english major is something you can snooze through? Probably, right?
eskimolos
Maybe? I’m having to learn scientific writing for research, despite having aced all my english-related classes without any effort to study throughout K-12, my scientific reports have some of the worst scores of my assignments to date. If the English major is trying to teach people multidisciplinary writing techniques it could actually get pretty hard, and it involves heavy critique of one’s writing, which is likely going to be quite hard on young students aspiring to be writers and the like.
Leorale
English will be entirely paper-heavy courses (as opposed to test-heavy courses or labs). So it’s possible that an English major could disappear for a couple weeks without burning everything irreparably.
Like, if all their due-dates haven’t passed yet, and/or if they actually ask their professors for extensions, a hypothetical English major might be able to catch up in a mad caffiene/adderall-fueled dash at midterms, write very well, and still pass their courses.
But that would be the ‘Smarting of Age: Stress And Stimulants’ solution to a ‘Dumbing of Age’ problem. Moreover, it would require the English major to care. Ethan currently can’t care, at all.
I don’t think Willis feels a need to tie everything up for Ethan in an academically-happy ending. It’s likely gonna be way more interesting to write/read the crash and burn.
thejeff
We’re a couple of weeks into the semester. If Ethan can recover from his depression and start working and going to class in the fairly near future, he’ll likely be able to recover his grades.
Leorale
I agree he could! He’d have to choose to go to class and keep up his coursework, in the face of his self-destructive depression. (Hopefully with help — an accountability buddy walking him to class is a good start!)
It’s a hard slog, but Ethan wouldn’t be the first writer to struggle through depression enough to recover his grades. If Ethan doesn’t get help and turn things around, though, he also wouldn’t be the first writer to get a severe mental illness and flunk some things, so, both outcomes would be realistic at this point.
If he was a real person, he’d be suffering, and I’d only want to see him heal and do very well in every way, as soon as possible: please get this grieving fellow some therapy, maybe a semester off. But, because he’s a character, I’d kinda like to see him continue to interestingly self-destruct, at least for a while, first.
thejeff
Yeah, I’m just saying that at this point, it’s more a matter of him being able to deal with the depression than of already being far behind in the school work.
Tan
Even if he’s declared a major by now (and honestly I doubt it; he hadn’t on-screen by the time Mike died, and afterwards seems incredibly unlikely), his first semester was definitely general-education courses which he’d presumably been doing fine in up to midterms, so probably squeaked through passing grades in most if not all of em
As for this semester, course selection didn’t open up until after Mike died, so he was hardly motivated to pick challenging courses, and also it’s only a couple weeks into the semester. If there are to be consequences, they are yet to come.
He was undeclared last we heard, but he expressed interest in English (though that might be because he was into Jocelyne).
Majors we know of, last we heard
Elementary Education – Joyce
Pre-Law (Not an actual major at the school but a selection of courses) – Sarah, Raidah, Jacob
Political Science – Dorothy, Becky
Journalism – Jennifer
English – Ruth
Computer Science – Rachel, Danny, Amber
Music – Sal
Art Education – Mary
Telecommunications – Walky, Lucy
Biology – Dina
Computer Engineering (not the actual title but I’m not looking it up right now) – Carla
Gender Studies – Roz
Psychology – Booster
I don’t think we know Malaya’s or Asher’s and Marcie’s not a student so that brings us up to speed.
Undeclared – Joe
i don’t think it’s come up since it’s not plot relevant, but is this a college where you ‘need’ to have a major? I’m sure a handful of students, whether main chara or not, are just attending because they’re ‘socially/culturally obligated’ to rather than having an ambitious job/career goal.
While it isn’t an IMMEDIATE concern (going a semester or two undeclared is extremely common), you do need a major to graduate, and if you aren’t making progress towards graduation, at some point the university administration is gonna start looking at you funny.
Angel
seems kinda like a pain, i mean 4 year degrees aside i’d assume there’d be some local community colleges that’ll let you pay for a single class/ppl going in on the weekends to learn specific things rather than hiring a private tutor
Tan
Community colleges absolutely do this, yes (my local community college has a whole catalogue of non-credit personal & professional development courses, and 1-year certificate programs that can be taken on an individual basis), but that is not the same thing as being enrolled as a full-time student as the cast is
Honestly Sarah it probably would have been easier to just bring him to hang out and study in a non-depressed environment and work from there
But it ain’t called smarting of age
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Ana Chronistic
“Then I suppose I would HAVE to sweep her off her feet to get her to emergency care while possibly ALSO considering having to prosecute you for attempted murder or murder one!”
Ana Chronistic
eyepatch would prolly be hot tho
Thag Simmons
The post-timeskip eyepatch is a classic bit, would have been funny.
Cholma
I thought for sure that was going to be a TV Tropes link, but you surprised me! Can’t go wrong with OotS strip!
KM
Here’s another example maybe
https://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/in-a-fight
Decidedly Orthogonal
The eyepatch could still be added in alt-text. Talk like a pirate day is tomorrow (Sept 19). You still have time!
John Campbell
Bad idea, you don’t want to move someone with a neck injury.
The eyepatch is how you know it’s the future.
Ana Chronistic
I know, but jokes are hard
Da Boy
Actually, is Jacob still studying to be a lawyer? Last time we saw him he seemed to have been considering his life choices.
Corronchilejano
Ethan’s right there, heard everything and is coming to tell Joyce to bang Joe isn’t he
Corronchilejano
*To bang Joe and Jacob, at the same time.
Tan
*In fact, forget Joyce!
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Hope so!
CrimsonStorm
Ethan’s gonna channel Mike and spite-bang Joe for maximum chaos
plasticwrap
good lord my mind is warped, I read that as “spit-bang” and was about to comment if that meant to bang somebody with little to no foreplay and only use spit as lube… i.e. maximum chaos
Thag Simmons
Alright Sarah, hoping this derails this extremely dumb plan, ideally before you tell Joe’s workout buddy that you’re going to try and break up his current relationship
quark
sarah should really take up boxing. get out that violent energy
shadowcell
murder: the next problem it solves might be yours!
Decidedly Orthogonal
? Oh please. Oh please.Oh please! ?
Doopyboop
Jacob: *Zoidberg voice* I’m not hearing a no…
Sirksome
What’s Ethan’s major actually? I never bothered to care until just now.
DailyBrad
I don’t really know that it’s come up. I feel like we know like half the cast’s majors, tops. Sarah’s an obvious one, Walky’s communications, Joyce was getting into teaching (dunno if she still is), but I am unsure I really know anyone else’s offhand. Maaaaaybe computer science for Danny and/or Amber?
Bruno
What’s Sarah’s major, being a jerk?
Thag Simmons
If I’m not mistaken, Law, so basically.
Sirksome
She’s pre law.
Leorale
Yes, pre-law.
Leorale
whoops, we all answered at the same time.
And comp sci is right for Amber and Danny.
Sal’s music (or so the other music major said). Jennifer’s in journalism (though she should be in…….. drama). Mary’s in [studio] art. Dorothy’s in political science, and so is Becky (as per the terms of her scholarship from Robin). Dina is whatever is closest to paleontoloy; probably bio. Ruth’s in English. Carla’s in engineering. Booster’s in psych.
I think those are all the ones I know.
milu
Roz: poli-sci?
BBCC
Roz is in gender studies.
UrsulaDavina
Becky and Dotty are political science majors.
HueSatLight
English, I think. He plans to be a writer. It came up when he was talking to Jocelyne, maybe other times too.
Thag Simmons
Law, I think, which is why he and Raidah were a thing
Thag Simmons
Ethan and Jacob aren’t even remotely similar names how did I mess that up
Needfuldoer
They both have five letters?
Roborat
Well, they both do have an “a” in them.
Otl1973
“Law” isn’t an undergraduate major. Neither is “pre-law”.
Thag Simmons
Thag not go to college, Thag live in cave
Sirksome
Isn’t “law’ or “pre-law” just widely accepted shorthand for what the actual graduate is. Like criminal justice or paralegal studies or forensic science or whatever?
Quirdry Tawks
Not completely true. An L.L.B. is a thing where I attended, and probably elsewhere. Sorry to be pedantic. :/
PirateTawnee
but that’s the best kind of antic!
zee
Damn. I better let our law faculty and all the law undergrads know they’re doing it wrong. Better stop by med undergrad too just to be safe
BBCC
It is in some places, but as Jacob explained, the University of Indiana is not one of them. It’s more like a selection of courses you can take as an undergrad with an intent to go to law school, rather than a full major. Regardless, Sarah, Jacob and Raidah all describe themselves as pre-law.
Sirksome
I’m actually kind of surprised we have all these law students and not a single character is interested in medicine. I don’t know anything about IU curriculum though so maybe they aren’t the best place for pre-med education. I just think a doctor in training has a lot of story potential.
drs
Doesn’t Linda want Walky to be a doctor?
Archieve
Yep and so far she’s the only one.
eskimolos
Idk how it is for medicine-related undergraduate in the US, but in the UK you have to do a Medicine degree. You start it in freshman year and it only ends after about 5-7 years, and then just so you can specialise. Also, very few schools offer a Medicine track – if the US is anything like it, IU probably wouldn’t offer one either. It tends to be prestige universities – so here in the UK, Edinburgh, Cambridge, and Imperial College London all have a Medicine degree programme, but not most other universities you could attend. Indeed there may be in total five universities that even have a Medicine-related degree programme. I think this is to keep quality of graduates high, both by making sure there are a limited number of universities with more resources available to ensure strict adherence to grading standards required by governing authorities, and by keeping spaces in classes low, ensuring only the most dedicated can manage to become doctors.
I’m Biomed personally, and would have tried to do Medicine if it weren’t so phenomenally hard. Still, it feels like a nursing or veterinary programme wouldn’t be unusual at a school like IU, however that’s normally a different campus, and having a gander at IU’s website it does appear there are multiple campuses, so this comic may largely encompass a single campus and the majors associated.
CardinalFan
It’s a little different in the US. Not just the prestige universities offer it. Most do. You do a pre-med related major, then you apply to medical school and complete that. Many colleges, not just prestigious ones also have medical school. You also have to take the MCAT and do reasonably well to get admission. Then you do a residency program and obtain a medical license in whatever state you are looking to practice in. The process can take up to 10-14 years depending on how long your residency is.
Mano308gts
Well, from the top- IU is a prestigious university, if not Ivy League (it’s a significant step above community college as well as low-end 4-year colleges, as a ‘university’ it offers graduate programs… but it’s also one of the higher ranked universities in the US).
But also, literally any university (offers graduate programs) might have a medical school for teaching doctors- sure, not all do, but many do.
Then there’s also the fact that we don’t go directly from secondary school to medical field route- you get a science-based undergrad (usually biology), then typically a Master’s (sometimes medicine based, “pre-med”, but usually also science based) then you get into the MD program, which can take around 4-6 years, rarely it can be completed in about 2 years.
Miri
I don’t think it’s quite that limited in the UK – one of my friends did it at Queen Mary’s (another London uni), as the JR is also a teaching hospital I’m pretty sure Oxford also does it (although that doesn’t negate your point about prestigious schools)… But it also depends if you consider the whole range of medicine options: https://www.ucas.com/explore/subjects/medicine-and-allied-subjects
But, for example, there is a Hull York Medical School, and a Kent and Medway Medical School…
eskimolos
I think from what I understand after looking into it more, the unis listed may be unique for offering the whole programme, whereas other schools (like St Andrews here in Scotland) offer parts of the degree with a feed in for grad, or possibly vice versa. It’s all pretty unusual, but yeah it does seem different in the US especially.
SomethingGlitter
There’s 45 in the UK, not 5. Cambridge actually isn’t one of the better medical schools, or at least wasn’t when I was applying for college (might have changed now), but people still went for it for the prestige of going to an Oxbridge uni (I didn’t apply for medicine but I went to the kind of school that churned out doctors, lawyers, investment bankers, and oxbridge students so I heard alll about it)
Mark
With a sizable School of Medicine, School of Nursing, School of Dentistry, and a multi-unit hospital system, it would be surprising if IU weren’t at least trying to offer good pre-medical education to feed them.
Nicoleandmaggie
Maybe the premeds are too busy studying?
I think I read somewhere that premed is down (and computer science way up).
zee
In my experience living on hall with med students, it’s because none of them would even have the time for all this bullshit. Law students are hard to get a hold of too but they’re just isolationist by choice. Bc they’re assholes.
RacingTurtle
I say this with a great deal of affection for the character: Sarah Clinton, most accurate fictional law student?
(No seriously I adore Sarah, even when she’s making poor decisions.)
Tan
Last we heard he was undeclared but possibly thinking about English
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/undeclared/
Tan
(I say “possibly” because that may have just been his infatuation with Jocelyne talking, as Joyce mentioned he’d previously discussed the idea of going into education)
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/freelance/
Sirksome
I was just wondering if his major involved a heavy course load considering he wasn’t studying. I wonder if an english major is something you can snooze through? Probably, right?
eskimolos
Maybe? I’m having to learn scientific writing for research, despite having aced all my english-related classes without any effort to study throughout K-12, my scientific reports have some of the worst scores of my assignments to date. If the English major is trying to teach people multidisciplinary writing techniques it could actually get pretty hard, and it involves heavy critique of one’s writing, which is likely going to be quite hard on young students aspiring to be writers and the like.
Leorale
English will be entirely paper-heavy courses (as opposed to test-heavy courses or labs). So it’s possible that an English major could disappear for a couple weeks without burning everything irreparably.
Like, if all their due-dates haven’t passed yet, and/or if they actually ask their professors for extensions, a hypothetical English major might be able to catch up in a mad caffiene/adderall-fueled dash at midterms, write very well, and still pass their courses.
But that would be the ‘Smarting of Age: Stress And Stimulants’ solution to a ‘Dumbing of Age’ problem. Moreover, it would require the English major to care. Ethan currently can’t care, at all.
I don’t think Willis feels a need to tie everything up for Ethan in an academically-happy ending. It’s likely gonna be way more interesting to write/read the crash and burn.
thejeff
We’re a couple of weeks into the semester. If Ethan can recover from his depression and start working and going to class in the fairly near future, he’ll likely be able to recover his grades.
Leorale
I agree he could! He’d have to choose to go to class and keep up his coursework, in the face of his self-destructive depression. (Hopefully with help — an accountability buddy walking him to class is a good start!)
It’s a hard slog, but Ethan wouldn’t be the first writer to struggle through depression enough to recover his grades. If Ethan doesn’t get help and turn things around, though, he also wouldn’t be the first writer to get a severe mental illness and flunk some things, so, both outcomes would be realistic at this point.
If he was a real person, he’d be suffering, and I’d only want to see him heal and do very well in every way, as soon as possible: please get this grieving fellow some therapy, maybe a semester off. But, because he’s a character, I’d kinda like to see him continue to interestingly self-destruct, at least for a while, first.
thejeff
Yeah, I’m just saying that at this point, it’s more a matter of him being able to deal with the depression than of already being far behind in the school work.
Tan
Even if he’s declared a major by now (and honestly I doubt it; he hadn’t on-screen by the time Mike died, and afterwards seems incredibly unlikely), his first semester was definitely general-education courses which he’d presumably been doing fine in up to midterms, so probably squeaked through passing grades in most if not all of em
As for this semester, course selection didn’t open up until after Mike died, so he was hardly motivated to pick challenging courses, and also it’s only a couple weeks into the semester. If there are to be consequences, they are yet to come.
Wraithy2773
Well, he’s a freshman, he might not have one yet. Its not exactly that uncommon.
Needfuldoer
Yeah, he can fill the year with the gen ed classes he’d have to take regardless of major.
BBCC
He was undeclared last we heard, but he expressed interest in English (though that might be because he was into Jocelyne).
Majors we know of, last we heard
Elementary Education – Joyce
Pre-Law (Not an actual major at the school but a selection of courses) – Sarah, Raidah, Jacob
Political Science – Dorothy, Becky
Journalism – Jennifer
English – Ruth
Computer Science – Rachel, Danny, Amber
Music – Sal
Art Education – Mary
Telecommunications – Walky, Lucy
Biology – Dina
Computer Engineering (not the actual title but I’m not looking it up right now) – Carla
Gender Studies – Roz
Psychology – Booster
I don’t think we know Malaya’s or Asher’s and Marcie’s not a student so that brings us up to speed.
Undeclared – Joe
Mike’s was social work.
Angel
i don’t think it’s come up since it’s not plot relevant, but is this a college where you ‘need’ to have a major? I’m sure a handful of students, whether main chara or not, are just attending because they’re ‘socially/culturally obligated’ to rather than having an ambitious job/career goal.
Tan
While it isn’t an IMMEDIATE concern (going a semester or two undeclared is extremely common), you do need a major to graduate, and if you aren’t making progress towards graduation, at some point the university administration is gonna start looking at you funny.
Angel
seems kinda like a pain, i mean 4 year degrees aside i’d assume there’d be some local community colleges that’ll let you pay for a single class/ppl going in on the weekends to learn specific things rather than hiring a private tutor
Tan
Community colleges absolutely do this, yes (my local community college has a whole catalogue of non-credit personal & professional development courses, and 1-year certificate programs that can be taken on an individual basis), but that is not the same thing as being enrolled as a full-time student as the cast is
Yeet
Honestly Sarah it probably would have been easier to just bring him to hang out and study in a non-depressed environment and work from there
But it ain’t called smarting of age
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