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Super-cool
Posted on October 27, 2013 by David M Willis

232 thoughts on “Super-cool”

  1. David Herbert

    How can Sal say no to a face like that?

    1. Darth

      Pretty easily.

      1. Tunaro

        A fist is worth a thousand words.

        1. BlueRam

          Then how much is a fist full of femur?

        2. fatso

          A fist full of knuckles!

        3. Chengrel

          About as much as a fist full of dollars.

        4. Tucker

          The joke was simultaneously Good, Bad, and Ugly.

        5. Sammie1053

          I should be able to come up with a better one For A Few Dollars More.

        6. Tucker

          And the triangle is complete.

          Have a cookie.

        7. Charlie Spencer

          Shouldn’t that be ‘A fist full of nickels’? I though that was primary currency around here.

        8. The Candyman

          Only if mothers are being fucked.

        9. Parnifia the Bastard

          For a nickel.

        10. Colin

          that thirst for necks!

        11. garaden

          “I’ve got a handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad!”

    2. BayoWolf

      Yeah, Willis! You said no one had superpowers in this universe!

      1. GoSpeedRumpist

        Sal is too Sal to follow universal rules.

    3. Yotomoe

      The gum-to-tooth ratio would make it a bit easier.

    4. Darwin

      I know I can’t say no to 274 teeth. And you know she brushes three times a day and after every meal. I’m surprised Sal’s not squinting against the glare.

    5. Ourorboros

      By remembering that the person on the other side of the face is fairly self-centered and self-serving.
      Also, if Joyce still thinks Dorothy is going to hell (she doesn’t make jokes like that and it was the reason she thought Dorothy could/should lie), she sure thinks Sal is. That should make it easy to turn Joyce down.

      1. sps48

        Okay, you’re no fun.

        1. Ourorboros

          I like all the rest of the characters except Danny and Joyce – and what I said was based on the way they have been characterized. Maybe I’ve had my fill of people trying to get away with their obvious faults by hiding behind cuteness.
          Given the reasonable way characters have been acting, you’d think the rest would catch on.

          OTOH I’d love a comic of Mike Batman Gambiting everybody into dealing with their issues.

  2. Kladeos

    Sal’s face is perfect.

    1. Van Dyne

      Joyce’s face is self-plagiarism

      1. taekwondogirl

        Nah, I disagree. The two are very clearly different smiles; the common trait is that they’re overly large. Another is the way they’re drawn, but that’s more his art style than him doing a call-back to that.

      2. David Willis

        By saying that, I assume you are either not very observant or a jerk.

        1. The_Master

          They probably have no soul.

  3. Kiggy

    Pfft Bwahahahaha!!!!

  4. Tunaro

    It’s like watching someone poking a bear with a stick…

    1. Kladeos

      Probably safer though, seeing as Sal hasn’t mauled her yet.

      1. Yotomoe

        Poking a bear with a REALLY LONG stick.

        1. Aizat

          A really long and pointy stick.

        2. Yotomoe

          At the end of the stick, a note that reads “I HATE BEARS”.

        3. Tunaro

          A note printed on a photo of someone flipping the bears off.

        4. Cephalo the Pod

          And the person flipping the bears off is Hitler.

        5. Raoullefere

          And the bear is both miraculously literate and has studied human culture.

        6. Robin

          Top of the class in Human Studies.

        7. CapnPanda

          And said bear has anger issues.

        8. Yotomoe

          And follows bear Judaism.

        9. The Candyman

          And his name is Eric.

        10. Nakari

          So.. We pegged some Cracked readers..

          WHICH ONE OF YOU IS ACTUALLY ERIC?! HUH?! OR IS ONE OF YOU SCARY MIKE?!

  5. Keroshino

    It’s adorable how she acts!

  6. John

    Ohgod there is nothing in that girl’s head except teeth and eyeballs.

    1. Wack'd

      All she needs is an afro and a scarf…

      1. saltchocolate

        Why?

      2. BeckHop

        Fourth Doctor reference?

        1. Aizat

          I guess so.

        2. Wack'd

          Congrats on getting it! Would you like a jelly baby?

        3. Tunaro

          I’d prefer a banana or a jammy dodger, personally.

        4. Doom Shepherd

          I will have a celery stalk, please.

        5. StClair

          and the brainy specs!

    2. nothri

      That sounds like a thing I once ran away from while RPing call of Cthulhu. It was not as cute as Joyce.

      1. CthulhuPanda36

        Hey, Shoggoths are full of love, they just get a little bit nervous and start babbling incoherently while trying to give hugs.

        1. nothri

          All well and good, but since they shred sanity like paper confetti.

        2. nothri

          Got cut off….since they shred sanity like confetti, I’m still running away!

        3. Varangian

          I’ve always imagined the “Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!” sound the shoggoth’s make from At the Mountains of Madness to have this almost beautiful singsong quality to it.

          Reportedly, when I have run Call of Cthulhu/Delta Green, it has not made them less creepy.

  7. Super Duper

    Sarah wouldn’t know what cool was if she had her head stuck in a bucket of ice.

    1. Yotomoe

      That’s because Sarah’s too hot-headed and she can only know Lukewarm.

      1. taekwondogirl

        Should we cool her off with a cool tropical song?

        1. Sam

          No, no, no, we need to warm her cold heart with a warm tropical song obviously!

        2. Riku

          No, no, no. We need to melt her icy heart with a cool island song!

        3. desai

          And Punch! Not to forget Punch!

  8. Pizzathehutt

    Joyce you’re not cool….. you’re AWESOME.

  9. Historyman68

    Hey ladies, if you wanna go hog-wild…

    1. Yotomoe

      Don’t hog all the wild for yourself!!!

  10. Ryune

    Panel 2: Joyce shows cleavage, is even more of a rebel.

    1. Yotomoe

      And hear I thought Joyce didn’t have cleavage. Like she willed away her ability to produce it.

      1. Heimdall

        No, some of Billie’s fell into Joyce’s shirt. Somehow.

        …Yes, that makes sense, why do you ask?

    2. Bill

      We covered this subject yesterday.

      1. Ryune

        I missed it yesterday

        1. begbert2

          Honestly we’re pretty much always talking about cleavage around here; the only question is whether it’s subtext or if it’s overt.

          Keep that in mind the next time a religious debate breaks out.

  11. Pyr05

    Sal likes riding her ‘hog’. -canned laughter-

    1. Wack'd

      I don’t get it.

      1. The Candyman

        I’ll tell you when you’re older, Wack’d.

        Hopefully someone will do the same for me.

  12. RobHagen

    Joyce will never run out of expressions. Never. 🙂

  13. alicemacher

    Joyce, congratulations on having successfully completed the Standing Up to Your Parents and Choosing Friendship over Dogma modules. Your next assignment is the Understanding Irony module.

    1. Yotomoe

      See, you’ve made it to step 4.
      This is a 200 step initiation.

  14. Wonder Wig

    Those few centimeters of cleavage line prove that Joyce is heading to the dark side, the path that rocks.

    1. Yotomoe

      Cleavage is the way of evil. Pure delicious evil.
      Burns going down, but it’s very tasty.

      1. John

        If you’re getting cleavage-burns when going down, you might want to slow down a little.

      2. Kiggy

        Final destination: Marshmallow Hell!!!

  15. Geminia999

    Joyce is so upset that she said it wrong. Man, willis, teach me your adorable ways!

  16. Maelbe Raneis

    Actual evidence that I am Joyce.

  17. GoogerGeiger

    I’m not feelin’ this story arc.

    1. Kernanator

      You mean the story arc that literally has only three strips in it so far? I’m pretty sure the other story arcs didn’t show their best stuff straight out of the gate. Let’s give this a little more time.

      1. Kernanator

        Sorry, four strips. Miscounted. Point still remains.

  18. Ninja Ned

    I can’t think of the word “Hog” without thinking of “Let Me Be Your Hog” by “Weird Al.”

    1. Bill M.

      My mind went to the same place.

  19. Cliff

    Hey Joyce, I’ll take you for rides on MY “motorcycle”
    .
    .
    .
    No. Really. I have one too. Lol.

  20. Plasma Mongoose

    Joyce, we all know that you just want to motorboat Sal’s bike not ride it.

    1. nothri

      Bikes don’t have boobs, PM.

      1. Yotomoe

        She will find the most round parts of the leather seat and rub her face between it vigorousely. Sal will be mad cuz she’ll get tears and snot on it.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Joyce will find a way. 😀

      3. Rex Hondo

        Tell that to Arcee.

  21. dailybrad

    Joyce is a cute, if misguided, gal.

    1. Yotomoe

      She’s little miss guided.

  22. nothri

    Dammit. I ship it. I don’t want to ship it, because I have enough ships already. But I do. Freaking hell!

    1. Kladeos

      But… Why.

      1. nothri

        I dunno. I guess I find opposites sexy. Also, considering Sal’s normal range of emotions is either “cold and aloof” or “raging ball of emotions” the fact that Joyce inspires bemused sarcasm is actually a nice change of pace.

        Also, lest you think I’m being too sophisticated over here, Sal and Joyce were in a bunk moments ago and Sal was half-naked. Yeah, the strangling to death thing isn’t what I’d enjoy, but if they’re into autoeroticasphi-whatever who am I to judge?

        1. Kladeos

          It’s just so far out of the realm of compatibility that it’s a pairing that never crossed my mind. Mocking can lead to something else, but not if your victim doesn’t realize she’s being insulted. There’s also a significant difference in life experience and maturity, as in Sal is much more streetwise and independent, whereas Joyce is naive about how the world works, how relationships work and in some cases, like this, social behaviour and cues.

          Also I think of Joyce as asexual in my head, which probably adds to that. I mean I know she’s into Ethan, but still.

        2. John

          Joyce isn’t asexual; far from it. She’d be coping a lot better if she were. One of her big problems is that down inside she’s seething with lusts and desires, and until now she’s been so sheltered that she hasn’t really had to deal with that before, and doesn’t know how.

          But now that she’s in college, she’s spending a lot of time around all these tall, dark, nice-smelling Jewish boys and caramel twins with luscious rivers of chocolate hair and Billie’s cleavage and Dorothy’s legos and floormates who have no problem with wandering the halls in their underwear or towels and are doing sexual things, sometimes even with each other, and it’s stirring up all these feelings that she hasn’t got much experience with and that she has no guidance for how to deal with except repress and deny, because having those thoughts about anyone except the husband you have married in the eyes of God is sinful and shameful. (And having them about a woman is definitely sinful, regardless.) And that’s causing her all sorts of emotional stress.

          I’ve seen it happen more than once that girls wound up as tight as Joyce, after they got out from under the parental thumb and gave in to temptation once or twice, and realized that God wasn’t striking them down for it, came totally unwound and started drinking, smoking, and having sex with any and everybody. I think Joyce is too centered to go that route, but I kind of suspect that’s what’s happening with Becky.

        3. Kladeos

          Asexual wasn’t the right word. I meant more like I can’t think of her as a sexual being, in the same way I can’t think of someone too immature for me (say, a 15-year-old) as a sexual being. They may have sexual desires, yes, but in Joyce’s case she’s not quite mature enough to deal with it yet because of her repressed upbringing. I also don’t usually “ship” younger characters (like Annie & Kat from Gunnerkrigg Court). I might think it’d be cute if they wound up together, especially now that they’re older, but I don’t actively want them in a relationship. It just seems weird to ship characters who aren’t really mature enough for adult relationships, though Joyce is taking baby steps now, misguidedly with Ethan.

        4. nothri

          Heh. Having read itswalky, I have no trouble whatsoever understanding Joyce as a mature character, sexuality and all.

        5. Kladeos

          …I’ll get there eventually…

        6. John

          She’s not asexual, she’s innocent. That doesn’t mean that she’s not itching to get rid of that innocence, though, and held in check only by her upbringing and the fact that the first couple guys she auditioned to help her out with that wanted to move things along way faster than she was comfortable with, and her current candidate is gay.

          And, yeah, my take on Joyce is informed by that other Joyce, who in current Walkyverse continuity is in her mid-thirties and married with children. And free to admit how much she likes hanky-panky (a lot!) now that it’s not pre-marital anymore.

        7. dailybrad

          Joyce has been demonstrated to have sexual desire, mainly for Ethan, but she has demonstrated (confusingly, to her), attraction to Billie, Sal, and probably Dorothy. She also does want to get married and have a family.

          Asexual doesn’t really fit her. Chaste, though, yeah.

        8. Kladeos

          Whoops, I think that falls under “too sophisticated.”

        9. Varangian

          You aren’t alone. I ship it a lot harder than Dorothy/Joyce, though to be fair Dorothy/Joyce crashed into my Rocks of Canon Bias.

          Plus bad girl + proper girl = sexy?

        10. sps48

          It simplifies to
          Bad Girl = Sexy
          Apparently, Bad Boy = Sexy, also.

        11. Sunrea

          To simplify further:
          Bad = Sexy

          Man, this explains some things…

        12. nothri

          Also, there’s the fact that we already know that Sal finds one panfully stuffy, sweater vest wearing, awkward nerd to be highly bangable. Its a simple extrapolation from there.

    2. The Candyman

      Joyce/Sal’s bike OTP.

    3. NF

      You’re not alone.

  23. Plasma Mongoose

    >>>—SARCASM—>

    JOYCE’S HEAD

    1. saltchocolate

      . . . hits the wall of Sal’s stare. And breaks.

    2. Cephalo the Pod

      I don’t get it.

      P.S.: I do get it.

  24. Totz the Plaid

    “…your bike?”
    “…your ride?”
    “…your internal combustion, two-wheeled vehicle?”

    1. saltchocolate

      Your baby?

      1. Yotomoe

        “Your way of life?”

        1. BlueRam

          “Your escape?”

        2. CthulhuPanda36

          “Your Serenity?”

        3. John

          “Your crotch-rocket?”

        4. Aizat

          “…your Pilder?”

        5. nothri

          Your albatross?

        6. BlueRam

          “Your Mom?”

        7. John

          I don’t think I’d pay a nickel for Linda.

        8. Narf

          BOOM! I love it.

    2. Aizat

      “…your mount?”
      “…your metal friend whose fun to be with?”
      “…your silver stallion?”

      1. Wack'd

        I really don’t want to know what a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation motorcycle would look like.

        1. Robin

          The satisfied sighing it makes every time you mount one is probably a tad disturbing.

        2. Leah Rockshard

          …Unless you’re into that.

        3. Ocbrad1

          You made me giggle! You win +1 Internet!

  25. Paul

    “your iron steed?”

  26. The Candyman

    If Joyce ever got to actually ride Sal’s motorcycle, I doubt she would let it go past 2 mph without crying.

    1. Yotomoe

      -tears of joy.

      1. Aizat

        Tears of Joyce.

        1. BlueRam

          Okay, I’m done.

    2. Leah Rockshard

      Crying? I’m not sure it’s her eyes she’d be leaking from.

      It would probably be the most genital stimulation she’s ever experienced in her life. An epiphany! Then, Roz will help her shop for a vibrator.

      Joyce will be conflicted about whether it keeps her pure or not. Eventually she will decide it’s better than banging boys, and suddenly Sal and Billie will no longer have to worry about Joyce coming in to wake them up at an ungodly hour every Saturday. Although the buzzing will really start to get to Sarah…

      1. Narf

        I dunno, Willis did a pinup series a while back that had Joyce having a lot of fun while waiting for her laundry to dry… Heh.

        1. sps48

          What? Where?

        2. Kladeos

          His DeviantArt. I think you can buy them too.

        3. Bill

          check rule 34.com – http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/8a581245c47dbdac867db7afa7ef980c/875123%20-%20David_Willis%20Dumbing_of_Age%20Joyce_Brown%20Sarah_Clinton%20webcomic.png

  27. Jay Eff

    * Reads alt text *

    “SALLY! LET ME ON DA CHOPPA!”

    1. Aizat

      RUN! GET TO DA CHOPPA!

      1. Yotomoe

        I’LL BE BACK!

        1. Aizat

          Remember when I said I’d kill you last?

        2. Mo

          Zed’s dead, baby.

          Wait, what?

      2. nothri

        YOU FOOLS! THERE ARE WEAPONS ON THE CHOPPER!

  28. Joe

    That third panel reminds me of Fluffmodeus from Something Positive.
    HELLO NEW FRIEND!

  29. Emoroffle

    Aww she’s so cute!

  30. Aizat

    I think Sal prefer to call it the Riderman Machine.

  31. Kernanator

    In order to get a ride on the motorcycle, you must act like you don’t want a ride on the motorcycle.

    1. Yotomoe

      Man, whatever. Motorcycles aren’t even the coolest thing ever. I totally don’t daydream day and night about riding one so I don’t even know why you’d think that >:T.

      (Motorcycle Tsundere(ugh. Using that word makes me feel icky))

      1. Kernanator

        Motorcycle Tsundere is my punk rock band.

    2. CthulhuPanda36

      Is it a zen thing?

      1. Roborat

        Thought it was a Honda?

  32. BeckHop

    Sal…Sal, c’mon. How can you resist those big baby blues?

    1. Yotomoe

      With her tiny black olives.

      1. nothri

        Yotomoe, come on now. Sal’s chest isn’t that small.

  33. Yotomoe

    I’m gonna be honest. I find Joyce REALLY annoying right now. Like I want to sit her down and tell her everything she’s done wrong from start to finish.
    It may take a while…and she’s only been talking for 3 comics.

    1. Aizat

      She’s misguided but she means well.

      1. Kladeos

        She doesn’t really mean “well.” She just wants to win Sal’s… Favour and get a ride. If anything she’s just being self-centred.

    2. Rutee

      That’s what makes Sal’s 😐 all the more amazing. I’m kind of surprised she is humoring her by getting up and getting dressed.

    3. Bill

      Yotomoe, Joyce is my new girlfriend, so you had best leave her alone.  Go pick on Walky or Danny again for a while.

      And I *WILL* give her a ride on my bike – a 1955 Schwinn Town-and-Country tandem.

      1. Yotomoe

        Your girlfriend is annoying.

        1. Bill

          I don’t know if my reply should be “Lord, forgive him, he knows not of what he speaks”, or to make a reference to Aesop and the fable of the Fox and the Grapes.
          I like her, I wish I could be 18 again and meet someone like her in real life, and that’s all that counts.

        2. Rutee

          You seriously can’t think of anything but ‘sour grapes’ as a reason to find her annoying? When she’s waking others up so that they could ask for a silly favor? Really?

          I *like* Joyce and I think she’s being annoying to those around her. IT’s hilarious to watch, so I don’t dislike Joyce for it, but seriously…

        3. timemonkey

          To be fair, it IS noon already.

        4. Random832

          How the hell does the fox and the grapes translate here? They only think she’s annoying because she’s not their girlfriend and… is… yours?

        5. Narf

          I’m…. really not sure a reference to the fable of the fox and the grapes is really appropriate, here. In fact, I’m completely unable to see the connection at all.

  34. Kernanator

    C’mon Sal, let Joyce become a Kamen Rider!

    1. Aizat

      You sure you want Joyce to become a cyborg?

      1. Kernanator

        Uh, yes!

        1. Aizat

          And continuing my theory that Sal is Riderman, does that mean Joyce is Kamen Rider V3?

        2. Kernanator

          I dunno, I think Fourze would be a pretty good fit.

      2. RobHagen

        All hail the Cyber-Joyce!

  35. Pyr05

    Don’t worry, she’s got her Monkey-Master helmet now. It’s all good.

  36. Hippoman

    You know, after the day Joyce has had, I think she deserves a nice motorcycle ride. Even as she pushes Sal to the edge of sanity.

    1. Rutee

      Sal deserves some rest though!

      1. Greenygal

        Yeah. Joyce’s day had more open conflict in it, but she came out of it with a clear victory and her family’s love and acceptance. Sal, not so much. Joyce should give her a break and let her sleep.

  37. Hoboturtle

    We still haven’t learned who she was talking to before.

    1. Cephalo the Pod

      Sal’s roomate Billie?

  38. carl320

    “It’s a chopper, baby.”

  39. Gottawonder

    Sal is at her most awesome at this moment. I would have smothered Joyce with a pillow by now.

    1. saltchocolate

      *With Sarah’s bat. Fixed!

      1. John

        I’m totally shipping Joyce’s panel three face and Sarah’s bat.

  40. EvergreenFir

    She thought that washing machine was fun…

    1. Bill

      Did Willis draw that or was that fan art?

      1. Kladeos

        He drew that and the other pin-ups.

  41. Tom Speelman

    I can’t decide whether or not Panel 3 is adorable.

    1. Leonou

      Here let me help you :
      Panel 3 is THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD OMFG <3 !!!

      you're welcome.

      1. Tom Speelman

        Thanks…I think.

  42. Fuzzydaemon

    I think panel three is scary. In an adult. In a 4 year old it’s adorable.

  43. SayWWWHHHHAAAAAT?

    Do I spy a cleavage line in panel 2?!? Joyce, I don’t even know you any more!

    1. Dara

      Also, she has popped her collar, a sure sign of being super-cool.

  44. Kinetic

    You know Joyce really means something when the basic shape of her mouth changes from triangle-shaped to bean-shaped.

    1. Cephalo the Pod

      It’s just part of her rebellious phase.

  45. Andy

    It’s too bad I know Joyce would never have been allowed to watch Teen Titans as a kid. Because she is seriously channeling Starfire right now.

    1. C.W. Roden

      LOL Totally Andy!

  46. OldFart

    Joyce, Joyce, dear earnest, clueless Joyce…no, you should not have referred to a sport bike as a “hog”.Luckily Sal is much too cool to care, or she might have been insulted. Harley riders and sport bike riders often don’t think well of each other.
    Wanna be cool? Get your own bike. Ask Sal to teach you to ride, not give you rides…let her mentor you, and you might find her warming to you.
    That I’d like to see, those two hitting the road together. Joyce should ride something dorky, like, I dunno, a Honda Rebel. Yeah, that’d be perfect, now that she’s such a rebel.
    Seriously, I delayed getting my first bike for years because as a fundie I was taught that it was a sin to disobey my parents. Then, in college, as my beliefs were changing, I got a ’70’s Honda that was sooooo cool, but still tried to hide it from her because I feared she’d disapprove. And worry; she’d seen some horrible accidents as a nurse.

    1. Bill

      No, Joyce’s rebellion would run more along the lines of a second-hand Yamahopper or Honda Express.

  47. OldFart

    *”her” = mother. I failed to establish the antecedent, sorry.

  48. Tahkuya

    She didn’t believe Sarah because she is always saying Joyce is wrong

  49. Jenny Creed

    I find it cool and neat how Joyce longs for freedom in every way she can find. I hope Sal gives her a ride, it’ll probably be good for her. Maybe she’ll get a hog of her own which her parents will hate. And if she doesn’t end up an organ donor she’ll ride out of her dark oppressive childhood and into the sun.

    1. All Else Fails

      Crash into the sun!
      Now I’m DEAD! (Like a boss!)

      Sorry, I just had to do that. X)

  50. Vancore

    In that last panel Joyce came off sounding like Starfire in my head.

  51. hof1991

    Joyce should just say “can you take me for rides.” Her meaning would be clear and there would be no need to come up with the right words for what she wanted to ride.

  52. Robin

    I think Sal has reached her “this is no longer adorable”-threshold with Joyce. Tomorrow we’ll see Joyce fly out of the dorm room, Carlton-style.

    1. Cybersnark

      That wasn’t Carlton, that was Jazz (Will’s friend, not the Transformer).

      Well, I think it was Carlton one time, but as a reference to Jazz.

      1. Robin

        Damn, that’s what I get for referencing a show I’ve never watched.

  53. Charles Phipps

    I think Joyce should get a bike of her own.

    And it’s a Vespa.

    🙂

  54. Shadow12000

    Joyce wants to ride Sal’s Hog…if you know what I mean.

  55. Andrew_C

    AAAAH! She’s been possessed by Fluffmodeous! Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  56. Shariku Onikage

    Today’s comic could have been the first panel alone and i would have been happy.

  57. Noxx

    Methinks Joyce is several light years away from understanding the personal nature of ones motorcycle.

  58. Crumplepunch

    Me immediate reaction:

    http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9222/0f58.png

  59. All Else Fails

    …They didn’t teach Joyce about sarcasm in homeschool, did they?

    1. Kernanator

      Yeah, like I said before, the next spell she needs to learn is Detect Sarcasm.

  60. caesaria82

    Omfg Joyce. I’m not sure whether to cringe or to laugh. You are too precious for this world, but you do my head in sometimes lol :3

  61. Narf

    Aw, jeez, Sal… how could you resist those big ol’ baby blues for even a minute?

    She’s just SO ADORABLE. 😀 Hee hee.

  62. DiDi

    This is kinda… pitiful. In that adorable, oblivious sort of fashion.

    Part of me wants Sal to crush her dreams but the other part wants her to humor Joyce.

  63. Hinochi

    Can’t be unseen: That’s her tongue, not her lower gums.

  64. Tenn

    Christians on motorcycles!

  65. ajm5007

    All the super-cool kids are calling it a motorbike.

  66. Andrew Thomas Giarrusso

    Dem teeth.

  67. Barrage7667

    her ignorance and inability to understand sarcasm are adorable

  68. Brando

    Joyce is growing. OH SO SLOWLY. But she’s growing.
    If Sal takes off I won’t hold it against her in the slightest because I’d be as annoyed as she looks. Being cute doesn’t give you a “get out of jail for being ignorant and judgmental” card. Sure she stood up to her parents because of Dorothy. But let’s not forget that if she heard what Sal was doing with Jason she’s have a mini aneurysm and shout out “Pre Marital Hanky Panky!”
    Try imagining Joyce IRL and not in comic book form please?
    What would be MUCH funnier would be if Sal actually got a nasty smirk and took her for a ride; cut to a panel where Sal is speeding while Joyce is gripping her for dear life screaming “Deeeeeeeeaaaaaaar Gawwwwwd maaaaaaaaaaaaaake iiiiiiiiiiiitt sttoooooooooop!”
    But most likely she’ll break Joyce’s soul with some bongoy remark because she’s currently not in the best of moods due to recently having seen her parents and fighting with her brother.

    1. John

      I want to see Joyce ride with Sal just for the inevitable accidental boob grope and resulting attack of the gay panic.

  69. Aeyt

    dude. i hope she totally gives her a ride. gotta break Joyce out a little notch at a time.

  70. CC

    I want Sal to deliver a flat “No” after 8 or so beat panels

  71. Vree

    This is such a cute strip.

  72. Storel

    Hey, don’t make fun of Joyce! It’s not nice to mock the sarcasm-impaired.

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