It is true that she hasn’t as they come nearly as much as she ought to have in her various lesbian sexcapades. She really should have banged one out after Joyce left on her date, coulda saved everyone a lot of distress.
makes sense she’d be in denial. if not hte arrogance/confidence enough to be like “yeah i’m not surprised i attract women” /willing to do threesomes “(it’s not gay if it’s in a three way” 8D)
I think she’s just deeply closeted, to the point where she can literally tell a woman she wants to go out and she doesn’t get it. In Walkyverse they were literally fucking and she still described herself as “straight (with an exception)” until she eventually relented to “undefinably queer”.
Getes
She’s a republican politician…
Nymph
She was, yeah. Now she’s a… PoliSci professor? I think?
BorkBorkBork
Which just basically means she’s between terms. That’s how these guys work. She lost the election and fell backwards into a cushy job that makes the university look more prestigious. But she likely hasn’t destroyed her reputation enough that she will have lost the voters for her district when the next election rolls around, and a good chunk of voters vote for the party, not for the person.
thejeff
She’s destroyed her reputation and her connection to the party establishment enough she’d never make it through a primary now.
Or so I’d assume if she wasn’t Robin and didn’t have magical shenanigans powers.
BorkBorkBork
Robin is just as Looney Tunes as Carla is. And people who vote for Republicans don’t give a damn about reputation as long as they’re saying the right things and are charismatic enough, and Robin’s got charisma like Cap’n Crunch’s got diabetes. If she doesn’t bounce back, I’d be shocked.
Then again, I’m mostly basing this off of her success in Shortpacked. She DID make war illegal, after all.
thejeff
Republican primaries can be cutthroat and destroy anyone who crosses the party. She cost the establishment a seat they could have won and she did it by betraying them to support a lesbian. The establishment won’t take the chance she’ll do that again. And Republican primary voters will happily look past or celebrate shit we’d consider horrific, but they’re not going to overlook what she’s done.
If she somehow stumbled into the nomination, she might still win, but that realistically shouldn’t happen.
Barring Robin shenanigans of course. With whatever the DOA equivalent of Cadbury Egg cereal, anything’s possible, but that’s not “how these guys work”.
And just to be clear: She didn’t lose the race. She dropped out weeks before the election, throwing it to the Democrat. And this was after being kicked out of the party due to the Leslie scandal (and Becky’s tweets as her). Robin has well and truly burned all her bridges.
She’s more like one of those silly straws: completely ridiculous but somehow still gets the job done (politics, teaching, etc) despite outward appearances.
Given that I have in the past been fired for all of the following:
For not attending a Christmas party.
For not asking for a promotion.
For somehow offending someone at Kraft Cheese.
I have come to the conclusion that a person can be fired for basically anything.
I got fired from the one and only time I worked in retail for being a minute late. Which was because I had to walk there. It was in high school so whatever but I still remember.
Unfortunately, in the US you can lose your job for almost anything. I think some of the few jobs where employers can’t easily just fire someone at will are union jobs.
And tenured professors, but Leslie isn’t one if I remember correctly.
There’s some weird laws surrounding whether or not professors who can be tenured can unionize, but I don’t fully understand them.
I believe a lot of folks sign contracts that put restrictions on why they can be fired, but that requires being in the kind of industry where that’s normal.
Coco
I don’t think she is, just 2 days ago she was saying she wasn’t a professor but Robin was.
Charlotte
Leslie is an adjunct or something like that.
Those often (basically always?) have time-limited contracts,nso don’t even *have* to be fired.
Steamweed
Leslie is an adjunct instructor. Not a full professor. Definitely no tenure. She’s likely a part-time contract worker in academia.
220 thoughts on “Taking action”
Sarah Lea
Sure y’are
Pocky
The “some of us” probably doesn’t include her lol
Rose by Any other Name
*checks tags*
It doesn’t include anyone in today’s comic.
Dread Pirate Robin
I can’t believe you’d say that Dorothy is DEFINITELY as straight as they come.
Risky
It is true that she hasn’t as they come nearly as much as she ought to have in her various lesbian sexcapades. She really should have banged one out after Joyce left on her date, coulda saved everyone a lot of distress.
Ray Radlein
wait, dorothy was straight when she came?
Steamweed
No one’s ever orgasmed more hetero-ly.
(‘cept maybe robin)
Tesset
10/10 avatar+comment combo
Kazuma Shouri
not according to the kinsey scale poll a few months back
Thag Simmons
Statistically someone in the background is probably straight
Decidedly Orthogonal
Ha. You beat me to it. ? I been thagomized!
anon
makes sense she’d be in denial. if not hte arrogance/confidence enough to be like “yeah i’m not surprised i attract women” /willing to do threesomes “(it’s not gay if it’s in a three way” 8D)
Dread Pirate Robin
I think she’s just deeply closeted, to the point where she can literally tell a woman she wants to go out and she doesn’t get it. In Walkyverse they were literally fucking and she still described herself as “straight (with an exception)” until she eventually relented to “undefinably queer”.
Getes
She’s a republican politician…
Nymph
She was, yeah. Now she’s a… PoliSci professor? I think?
BorkBorkBork
Which just basically means she’s between terms. That’s how these guys work. She lost the election and fell backwards into a cushy job that makes the university look more prestigious. But she likely hasn’t destroyed her reputation enough that she will have lost the voters for her district when the next election rolls around, and a good chunk of voters vote for the party, not for the person.
thejeff
She’s destroyed her reputation and her connection to the party establishment enough she’d never make it through a primary now.
Or so I’d assume if she wasn’t Robin and didn’t have magical shenanigans powers.
BorkBorkBork
Robin is just as Looney Tunes as Carla is. And people who vote for Republicans don’t give a damn about reputation as long as they’re saying the right things and are charismatic enough, and Robin’s got charisma like Cap’n Crunch’s got diabetes. If she doesn’t bounce back, I’d be shocked.
Then again, I’m mostly basing this off of her success in Shortpacked. She DID make war illegal, after all.
thejeff
Republican primaries can be cutthroat and destroy anyone who crosses the party. She cost the establishment a seat they could have won and she did it by betraying them to support a lesbian. The establishment won’t take the chance she’ll do that again. And Republican primary voters will happily look past or celebrate shit we’d consider horrific, but they’re not going to overlook what she’s done.
If she somehow stumbled into the nomination, she might still win, but that realistically shouldn’t happen.
Barring Robin shenanigans of course. With whatever the DOA equivalent of Cadbury Egg cereal, anything’s possible, but that’s not “how these guys work”.
And just to be clear: She didn’t lose the race. She dropped out weeks before the election, throwing it to the Democrat. And this was after being kicked out of the party due to the Leslie scandal (and Becky’s tweets as her). Robin has well and truly burned all her bridges.
Risky
Very Straight? In this economy? I think you overestimate their chances, Robin.
Deanatay
Robin is a VERY STRAIGHT PERSON who occasionally bros out with other girls!
Arianod
As one does!
Drew Hargrave
By chance is that a reference to pixietricks comics?
Drew Hargrave
*trix
Amós Batista
Like if my name was Albuquerque Damazian Fedora Wilson.
Steamweed
Always take a left turn at Albuquerque.
Jon
And then maybe a right at La Jolla.
shadowcell
dumbing of age book 15: some of us are–…aww
shadowcell
dumbing of age book 15: NO MORE KILLING CHILDREN
Decidedly Orthogonal
* Dumbing of Age Book 15: ) MORE LLING ‘DREN
Pergola
I will be taking my new “IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT” sign for its first outing today.
Pergola
It got smiles and thumbs up. “I couldn’t agree more” said one citizen.
BorkBorkBork
Book 15 title: Uh huh. Sure. Name five.
Ray
“Some of us are very straight…. unless there’s an opportunity to go bi…:
Effie
just walk on bi
BarerMender
“Wait on the corner…”
Kim
Robin tells it like it is. She’s a straight shooter
Risky
IU DIVEST FROM WEAPONS. No more straight shooting children.
ZombieKyrik
I’m glad that Leslie realizes how bad things might get, and doesn’t want to see her students get hurt. Really shows the kind of person she is.
Also Robin you’re about as straight as a horseshoe. Agreed?
Risky
Agreed.
Needfuldoer
She’s more like one of those silly straws: completely ridiculous but somehow still gets the job done (politics, teaching, etc) despite outward appearances.
Decidedly Orthogonal
While taking more effort to get there, but at least the journey is entertaining.
Steamweed
Leslie has good queer-mom energy. Very caring of the younger queer generations.
ZombieKyrik
I’m glad that Leslie realizes how bad things might get, and doesn’t want to see her students get hurt. Really shows the kind of person she is.
Also Robin you’re about as straight as a horseshoe. Agreed?
Risky
Agree to disagree.
mindbleach
Secret second family via evil dad is an equally valid option in this setting.
Nono
Sure but what does Faz have to do with this?
Risky
Wait is Faz is gay? Wait is Faz is woman??
Decidedly Orthogonal
Faz is too fazbulous to be constrained by labels.
Brendan of 6
Yep yep. Also a *secret* sister from back when one or more of your parents weren’t ready to raise her.
Or the sister was kept secret for some other reason.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
They’re running in circles, they’re travelling in straight lines…
ZombieKyrik
Whoa, somehow I double commented.
Risky
Did you though?
Sirksome
Could Leslie lose her job for this? I mean I doubt she would but passively believing she’s taking extra risk adds flavor. It’s spicy.
Rose by Any other Name
Given that I have in the past been fired for all of the following:
For not attending a Christmas party.
For not asking for a promotion.
For somehow offending someone at Kraft Cheese.
I have come to the conclusion that a person can be fired for basically anything.
Sirksome
I got fired from the one and only time I worked in retail for being a minute late. Which was because I had to walk there. It was in high school so whatever but I still remember.
Queen Anthai
To Rose: okay I gotta hear these stories
Steamweed
Depending on the state, yes, it’s true.
Kyulen
Unfortunately, in the US you can lose your job for almost anything. I think some of the few jobs where employers can’t easily just fire someone at will are union jobs.
Fuzzy
And tenured professors, but Leslie isn’t one if I remember correctly.
There’s some weird laws surrounding whether or not professors who can be tenured can unionize, but I don’t fully understand them.
I believe a lot of folks sign contracts that put restrictions on why they can be fired, but that requires being in the kind of industry where that’s normal.
Coco
I don’t think she is, just 2 days ago she was saying she wasn’t a professor but Robin was.
Charlotte
Leslie is an adjunct or something like that.
Those often (basically always?) have time-limited contracts,nso don’t even *have* to be fired.
Steamweed
Leslie is an adjunct instructor. Not a full professor. Definitely no tenure. She’s likely a part-time contract worker in academia.
Steamweed
Yes, she could be fired. Indiana is a Right To Fire state (it’s euphemistically called “Right To Work”). And she is not tenured in any way.
Guadalahara_Tophat
Just an FYI:
Right to Work is the anti-union rules.
At-Will Employment is the fire-you-for-any-reason rules, and every state buy Montana is like that.
Felgraf
She’s almost certainly an adjunct, so, yes l.
Very yes.
Shakes
Dumbing of Age: It’s Gay!
Shakes
It’s also dot com!
Risky
Looking at the url… yep, checks out. If I was rich I’d buy dumbingofgay.com and gayingofage.com and point them back here.
Needfuldoer
There was supposed to be a reference to the Homestar Runner intro video here but the spam filter ate it. 🙁
Wack'd
DELORTED