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Their mom
Posted on January 29, 2025 by David M Willis

106 thoughts on “Their mom”

  1. NGPZ

    “Don’t tell Not Mama what Not Mama don’t like!” XD

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      I don’t care what Mama don’t like…

  2. shadowcell

    mother i actually fucked but in another universe

    1. Doctor_Who

      Sadly, few adult websites cater to MIAFBIAU enjoyers.

      1. Sirksome

        Wow porn has to go really high concept to get people off these days huh?

        1. Sillygoose

          They watch it for the plot.

        2. elebenty

          Why else?

        3. elebenty

          Not that I mind Booster, but I was all excited to have my F8ckFace talk to Sillygoose’s.

          Hrmph

      2. Michael Steamweed

        I believe that’s what Rule 34 is for. Not just a descriptivist declaration, but a reliably raunchy resource.

  3. Schpoonman

    Is that the outfit Leslie originally was using to seduce Robin?

    1. NGPZ

      if it is, than it seems rather effective, at least on my end XD

    2. TerribleTransit

      It is not. Similar vibes but completely different clothing.

      1. Schpoonman

        Grazie.

      2. Tawnee

        I clicked through and read a few more comics after the linked one and OOF.

        1. Michael Steamweed

          That particular class sesh went well, I think. 😀

  4. Cheesy1

    “Stop calling me ‘Mommy’ . . .”

    1. Elf grrl

      “M-mommy? Sorry… mommy? Sorry–”

  5. Nono

    These guys are extremely lesbian for two gals who haven’t even had sex yet.

    1. jeffepp

      That
      We
      Know of!

    2. Nymph

      I mean… one of them is an out and proud lesbian, so there’s that.

      1. a/snow/mous/e

        I think Nono means they have a lesbian dynamic

    3. Michael Steamweed

      In another universe, yeah. In this one, no (not yet, probably).

  6. Lumino

    I am honestly amazed at Robin’s ability to make things awkward in such a short amount of time.

    It’s a legitimate super power.

    1. Needfuldoer

      Her super-speed is super-specialized in the Dumbiverse.

  7. Sirksome

    Oof. That older sister competition is pretty stiff with Jocelyne in the picture. And actually do we know if Joyce is older than Becly? Robin is coming in at a far 3rd place.

    1. HueSatLight

      Mentor I’d Like to Figure out my problems with

      1. HueSatLight

        mispost. reply to this was supposed to be Joyce’s Birthday is May 5th and then I got sidetracked finding out if Becky was 19 yet.

  8. Davus

    Actually, I think robin is the cool aunt, although that would make things squicky when Robin+Leslie want to get together.

    1. True Survivor

      It could be a paternal aunt.

      1. Nerrin

        Or one of those “honorary” types of aunts/uncles, just a close family friend who’s not actually related. Had and am some of those.

        1. Davus

          Same Actually. (My Dad’s childhood friend and his wife.)

  9. chaostails7

    That alt text

    1. NGPZ

      I JUST saw it

      IM DEAD XD

      1. Needfuldoer

        RIP in peace

        o7

  10. Qube

    so does that mean she’s opposed to calling her momm[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

  11. Yotomoe

    Robin means you look like a mom in a “Milf” sorta way. I’m sure.

  12. DailyBrad

    Becky has three mommies sorta. Hell, for all we know, the dead one might’ve been gay, too.

    1. Sirksome

      The alternative is that she was legitimately attracted to Ross the Toedad and I’m not sure how I feel about that. No offense to short trapezoid shaped men, and much offense to misogynistic , homophobic, abusive, men/people in general.

      1. Yumi

        Well, that’s *an* alternative, not *the* alternative.

        1. Sirksome

          Is this another one of those scenarios that has already been answered in other dimensions of the extended Walkyverse. Is that what it’s called? The “Walkyverse”. What are the canon events?

        2. Yumi

          I haven’t read any of the other comics. I’m just saying, there are plenty of options besides “was a lesbian” and “was legitimately attracted to Toedad.”

      2. Nymph

        Or that she wasn’t gay but was still trapped in a marriage to a man she wasn’t attracted to.

        1. Nymph

          “wasn’t attracted to” here being the least of the fucking problem, but important in response to the above.

        2. Yumi

          Yeah, turns out straight women can suffer in patriarchal cults too.

        3. Doopyboop

          This is true, after all, they wouldn’t be the first couple to get married young only for one or both to regret it. Especially with Becky in the mix, many people will stay in a marriage for the sake of their kid. And, we don’t know when they became Fundies, but Fundies are well known for not exactly being fond of divorce…

        4. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          Speaking as a kid stayed together for, albeit without all the other horrible shit, this can cause a problem because the kid doesn’t really believe love is real, since the one right in front of them isn’t.

        5. Doopyboop

          Internet hug of sympathy!

      3. Doopyboop

        Maybe he looked more handsome in his youth, and something about getting older gave him the ‘ingrown toenail’ look that we come to know Ross for today.

        1. Yumi

          Maybe he stubbed his toe– by which I mean head– really bad one day. Just completely misjudged where the doorframe was.

        2. Doopyboop

          Pour one out for pre-stubbed Ross. RIP!

        3. Sirksome

          This reminds me of a Family Guy gag showing how Stewie got his football shaped head.

        4. Azhrei Vep

          And he may well have come off as less shit when he was younger too, and only got worse as he grew more entrenched in his cult.

        5. Mark

          Wondering if she was bi, or developed so, but submerged it in her expectations of what is normal. Ross figured it out, and it made him possessive and doctrinaire. Which made him less attractive. Hello, spiral.

      4. Wizard

        It’s likely she was brought up in a similar fundie environment. A strong, Christian man who would protect and guide her was sold to her as the ideal. Maybe she felt some attraction to him, or maybe she just felt pressured by her family to marry the “right” kind of guy, maybe a little of both. Abusers or just the overly controlling can often seem superficially charming, especially in public. It’s only behind closed doors and after they’ve already got their hooks in that the tune changes.

        1. thejeff

          To quote Becky “When some gross dude claimed me, so I could better homeschool our dumb kids … The danged extent of my allowed expectations. My life goals.”

      5. spriteless aunty

        I imagine Ross seemed like he would be a good father, or at least provider, at one point. Not about attraction.

  13. Suet

    Wardrobe change incoming?

    If this is the family dynamic we’re getting, what’s the worst to come out of this? Roz is Jordan’s sister?

    1. Mark

      It is a nice outfit and she makes it look well.

  14. IntangibleMatter

    In the last two days the amount of Toxic Yuri™ that we have the potential for in this comic once again has skyrocketed- and I, for one, am thrilled about that.

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      Now picturing the DoA version of “Toxic Love” from ‘Ferngull: The Last Rainforest.”

    2. Needfuldoer

      What? Yuri hasn’t appeared since her cameo when Blaine got offed.

  15. BBCC

    Yeah, sorry, all my jokes for this strip are more relevant to Shortpacked.

    They also aren’t terribly clever but I make myself laugh and that’s all that’s important.

    1. Clif

      True.

  16. Kyrik Michalowski

    I read alt text while drinking some water, and I nearly choked to death.

    10/10 best alt text

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      Almost Sal, and I’m too sick to stay awake so Walky works for now.

  17. Slartibeast Button, BIA

    Sadly, I can’t post pictures here, since I have one I took of a ‘Road Work: Next 5 Milfs” sign.

  18. Jeremiah

    No, that is just the common expression people make whenever Robin says anything.

  19. Pocky

    in some alternate timeline, you may have called her mommy

  20. Charles Phipps

    Leslie: I am in a relationship now!

    Robin: So am I!

    Leslie: Who?

    Robin: Chet…Manley?

    Leslie: That is a ridiculous name.

  21. Charles Phipps

    Is it weird I think Leslie’s design reminds me of Tasha Yar?

    1. Michael Steamweed

      I hope she stays away from any amorphous black sludge monsters.

  22. Reltzik

    But not Roz’s cooler older sister, for some reason.

    … okay, actually, for lots of reasons.

  23. TheFlamingonator

    I always thought of Robin as a cool aunt or cousin who wreaks havoc but in a 90s sitcom way where they have an ulterior good motive.

    1. ian livs

      Hit the nail on the head

    2. Shakes

      Robin definitely sees herself as the last person in the show’s title sequence that gets the “and Robin as Cool Older Sister” card.

  24. Kyulen

    I forgot Robin works as a professor at the college now. I guess she taught her class well enough last semester to remain there.

    1. Needfuldoer

      She only started this semester. Last semester she dropped out of her congressional race and crashed on Leslie’s couch for a couple days.

      1. Kyulen

        It’s been so long since we last saw Robin, I forgot that she started teaching this semester, instead of late last semester.

    2. Sillygoose

      I suspect Robin herself sometimes forgets she “works” as a professor.

      1. ValdVin

        Should there be quotes around “professor” too?

        1. Needfuldoer

          And “sometimes”.

  25. thumb

    Look, there’s no way this entire relationship network isn’t weird. One of you is a politician teaching a subject she never studied (politics), said politics do not align with the other’s or your attraction(?) for each other, and you are also coworkers while looking out for your not-really-child who is your student.

    This is nothing. It’s weird as fuck and it’s absolutely nothing. Lean harder into and maybe it can be a kink.

    1. NGPZ

      who pissed into your cheerios?

      1. thumb

        what?

  26. zee

    mommy

    1. a/snow/mous/e

      sorry, mommy? sorry

  27. Shawn Levasseur

    Anybody got a roll of nickels?

  28. Bartz0rt

    Well, let’s put that thought waaay in the back of the vault, shall we?

  29. BorkBorkBork

    Of all of the characters, I think that Leslie and Robin are the only ones who I really wish were more like their Walkyverse versions.

    Which is saying something because they’re already pretty dang close. I just miss the relationship.

    1. Daibhid C

      The problem with Robin, and I’m not the first to say this, is that she’s almost exactly like her Walkyverse counterpart, and this isn’t the place for that. She’s a cartoon rabbit in a world where giving someone a lit stick of dynamite for a cigar kills them.

      1. Charles Phipps

        It was a good idea getting her out of politics but now I wish we had her as our AOC variant.

      2. BorkBorkBork

        I would say that in today’s political climate, someone as absolutely clueless as Robin who has zero idea of the damage that she can cause, has zero issue with as much corruption as they can get away with, and using nothing more than charisma and star power to get votes, Robin is far more at home in the Dumbiverse than the Walkyverse.

  30. HueSatLight

    Robin overstating how cool balls are. I mean they’re ok, as far as pee-storage goes.

  31. elebenty

    Gratuitous Gravatar Grubbing

    Who’d you get this time?

    1. elebenty

      Malaya, Booster, Leslie and….

      1. elebenty

        last one. Today.

  32. elebenty

    Roz. One more…

  33. zims

    Becky’s mom has got it goin’ on~

    1. Taffy

      Zims confirmed necrophile

      1. NGPZ

        hahaha

        NO that’s fucked XD

      2. zims

        I know it might be wrong, but…

    2. Yakumo

      Yes!. I held off to see if anyone else had it going through their head. I don’t see how Robin can’t.

  34. Ray

    Stepmom – keeps the kink cringe-lite.

    1. Scolopendra

      Stepmom’s much cringier IMO. If you’re gonna go that route then don’t try and weasel out of it — commit to the bit!!

  35. UrsulaDavina

    I don’t think Robin’s actual sisters would describe her as such, well Roz wouldn’t, I don’t know how Riley feels.

  36. Ty34er

    Leslie pinup when?

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