I feel like most girls consider studying an attractive quality. It means you’re responsible, probably going to get a decent job, and probably either a goal-driven dreamer or a realistic down-to-earth person. Both good things for log term stability, with the possibility of adventures if you play your options right. I, for one, prefer a dude who studies.
Yep — me, too. But like Dorothy, I always put up a good fight. Less guilt if you stay at your desk (where you theoretically could work), while wishing you were out having fun!
And let it be noted that, if Dorothy were Amber, she could be sitting at her desk (theoretically able to work) *and* having fun (playing video games — or . . . reading webcomics, say), while wishing she was having other kinds of fun elsewhere.
Not that I know anything about this sort of procrastination.
But this is also why I can respect Walky as Dorothy’s love interest. No matter how much he’d rather she pay attention to him, even if he doesn’t really get studying, he still respects that it’s important to her.
Procrastinate until the information is forced into you.
saltchocolate
Panic-induced adrenaline is the best study aid yet.
Gram91
Having an eccentric professor also helps make you pay attention. Basically, think how (old) Daffy Duck would be if he were giving a lecture on relative physics and acting really enthusiastic about the subject.
Neon5162
By old do you mean the zany one they had before the 1957 remodel of most of the characters or they one after that when they had him as a antagonist for bugs bunny
Gram91
Meh, I’m not referring to a specific era. Just referring to the cartoons I grew up with as a child (where you either had to wake up really early or had to wait until summer to enjoy) before the Looney Tunes Show, that seems so different from then.
Ah yes, the challenging nipple maneuver, where a partner is held completely horizontal on top the others head with their abs as the centrepoint. It called the Nipple Maneuver because all you end up seeing is your partners nipples, hanging down in front of your face.
116 thoughts on “Too long”
AHR
This is why I don’t study 8D
Jen Aside
Studying is for chumps!
[and people who get good grades through hard work]
Aizat
Yeah, study at the last minute.
Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
I wish I had the ability to study on a whim instead of trying to cram last minute
Unruly One
Yeah, that’s why I got good grades without much work, waaaaaay easier.
Kernanator
Neither do I. I like giving myself unnecessary challenges.
Yotomoe
But if this comic has taught me anything, After you study, cuddling happens!
SUGauthor
Unless you have a president bound girlfriend who finds studying to be an attractive quality, you are in for a big disappointment.
Petre pan
I feel like most girls consider studying an attractive quality. It means you’re responsible, probably going to get a decent job, and probably either a goal-driven dreamer or a realistic down-to-earth person. Both good things for log term stability, with the possibility of adventures if you play your options right. I, for one, prefer a dude who studies.
kiapdx
I don’t have to study for cuddles, my boyfriend gives me them anyway :I
Buckybone
Onward, to meet the parental hordes!
Aizat
CHARGE!
Vertixico
*Gets Coconutshells*
Catta-clapp Catta-Clapp Catta-Clapp
Ghostforge
brave brave Sir Robin,
rode forth from Camelot,
he was not afraid to die,
oh, brave Sir Robin!
Galen
He was not afraid at all to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
Kernanator
Yeah, this looks a bit familiar.
Me: I have lots of time!
8 weeks later
Me: OHGODWHATDOIDO?!?
saltchocolate
Yep — me, too. But like Dorothy, I always put up a good fight. Less guilt if you stay at your desk (where you theoretically could work), while wishing you were out having fun!
saltchocolate
And let it be noted that, if Dorothy were Amber, she could be sitting at her desk (theoretically able to work) *and* having fun (playing video games — or . . . reading webcomics, say), while wishing she was having other kinds of fun elsewhere.
Not that I know anything about this sort of procrastination.
Sensedog
Yes, that would indeed be college.
piemanpie24
Y’know, I never thought I’d get so excited over time passing in a webcomic.
Regalli
It’s astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness… takes its toll.
vlademir1
But listen closely….
Turbo Sexaphonic
Not for very much longer!
vlademir1
I’ve got to… keep control.
ridtom
.I remember, DOING THE TIIIIMEWAAARP?
Angel
Drinking that moment when!
BlueRam
The blackness would hit me!
Josh
And the void would be calling
JBO
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN!
Regalli
LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIIIIIIIIN!
CianM1301
Drinking, those moments when!
Roborat
I know I have said it before, but this comic’s comment section is awesome.
Bronze Knight
TIME WARP LET’S DO AGAIIIIIIIIN!
Aizat
Reminds me of that one story from Dexter’s Laboratory.
Iggzy
She’s taking the mantra of Lover Boy far to seriously
C.
Remember, Pig and Elephant DNA just don’t splice.
davidbreslin101
I’m not sure what you mean, but I’m taking it as a challenge.
taekwondogirl
Obscure South Park reference is obscure, wow.
Wonder Wig
Who 3 days pass in one strip? It’s like we fast forwarded a thousand days in our time.
Wonder Wig
*Woah
Roborat
Yea, I think I got whiplash from that time jump.
EvergreenFir
Next strip starts off with “meanwhile…”
Uniqueantique
^ piemanpie24
Totz the Plaid
…you could just reply to his comment, you know.
Plasma Mongoose
If only you could download knowledge like they do in the Matrix…
Yotomoe
But that’d involve us all being batteries.
Aras Pabedinskas
If only I could absorb knowledge by osmosis by sleeping with my head on a book.
John
Knowledge isn’t water, so technically that would be diffusion.
Jenny Creed
If only we could record information on water molecules and drink it like in The Invisibles.
ninja_jesus
You could always have it playing through headphones as you sleep.
…omelette du fromage…
Kernanator
Oh man, I remember that episode.
AJBulldis
Society would quickly collapse, as everyone would be too busy learning kung fu and fighting Laurence Fishburne to get anything else done.
Kelly
In Man of Steel, it occurred to me that he took the Blue Pill
timemonkey
I don’t even know how to study.
But this is also why I can respect Walky as Dorothy’s love interest. No matter how much he’d rather she pay attention to him, even if he doesn’t really get studying, he still respects that it’s important to her.
Kernanator
Nor do I. I sit down and think, “Do I just read a book? Is that how this works?”
Yotomoe
Procrastinate until the information is forced into you.
saltchocolate
Panic-induced adrenaline is the best study aid yet.
Gram91
Having an eccentric professor also helps make you pay attention. Basically, think how (old) Daffy Duck would be if he were giving a lecture on relative physics and acting really enthusiastic about the subject.
Neon5162
By old do you mean the zany one they had before the 1957 remodel of most of the characters or they one after that when they had him as a antagonist for bugs bunny
Gram91
Meh, I’m not referring to a specific era. Just referring to the cartoons I grew up with as a child (where you either had to wake up really early or had to wait until summer to enjoy) before the Looney Tunes Show, that seems so different from then.
Gram91
I have the same problem a lot. But then I’m like Walky with getting an A without too much work.
CollyWolly
There are DOZENS of us!
Farmer_10
DOZENS!
saltchocolate
+1
ReFlex76
Last Panel: She’d rather be doing that to Walky’s nipples.
Yotomoe
Making fart noises into them?
Yes. I think we all would.
Plasma Mongoose
You worry me sometimes.
Aras Pabedinskas
Ah yes, the challenging nipple maneuver, where a partner is held completely horizontal on top the others head with their abs as the centrepoint. It called the Nipple Maneuver because all you end up seeing is your partners nipples, hanging down in front of your face.
JBO
And now for the debate:
“Bookhat: Better or worse then Boobhat?”
Yotomoe
If said boobhat is the Amazi-Rack then there’s no contest.
NightmareWarden