Technically, Han just shot. Han shooting first suggests Greedo shot second.
I… I had to explain how this is a geek thing to my counsellor. That was a thing.
Shadow12000
Actually, it suggests that Greedo intended to shoot. Whether he got the chance to or not is irrelevant, it’s like the old Western standoff thing.
“Nah, I don’t want to talk about lesbianism with some borin’ ol’ professor who probably just read about it in a book or somethin’. I’d rather talk to somebody who’s experienced what I’ve experienced, somebody like Billie, who’s all nervous an’ tense an’ showin’ signs of runnin’ outta patience with me! Heck, if you take the ‘bi’ out of Billie’s name, since y’know, bisexuality ain’t really a thing, an’ just put ‘Les’ in its place, you get like the perfect name for a lesbian! But give my regards to Professor Dabbles N. Bookreadin’ or whoever.”
Once they do, all the drama goes out of the Becky situation. Becky starts to explain what’s happened to her, and after about ten seconds, Leslie cuts her off: “Ah, yes, the ‘Exodus’ situation, and yes, the irony is intended. Here’s a packet of info for you to work on. Take note of the list of people who will put you up until you can find housing on your own, LGBT-friendly businesses to apply for jobs at, and the up-to-date list of upperclasswomen to avoid, at least until you’ve checked out your other options. I’ll make a standing appointment with you for Tuesdays at… let’s see… 2:40 PM to check on how you’re doing, plus of course you can call whenever if there’s an emergency or you just want to talk, although I’d appreciate it if you thought twice before calling on Friday and Saturday nights, here’s some alternative numbers for then. God still loves you and you can get reinforcement from the Episcopalians and UUs on campus about that if you want or need to. Oh, and if you have a picture of your dad or can give a really good description, that would be good too, we have people who keep an eye out for crazy parents.
“You’ll also want to unofficially audit my class. Trust me.”
308 thoughts on “Tool”
Jen Aside
BUT DID YOU LIKE IT
DaisyINQUIRING MINDS MUST KNOWTunaro
And will Ethan mind it?
(I’m so sorry.)
Aeron
Only if she’s kissing other hot gay dudes.
TheZachariah
It probably doesn’t mean she’s in love tonight
Chris
Can you feel the love?
Tonight, at the latest.
That Damn Rat
As long as she introducing him to these other hot gay dudes, I suspect he’d get over it.
Superdud
David Willis – the secret Katy Perry fan. 🙂
S. Noir
Or Jill Sobule, the original and better one. 🙂
StClair
Word.
Kit
Daisy and Becky is a v good idea though.
otusasio451
IT BEGINS.
Plasma Mongoose
LES-BEGINS! 😀
otusasio451
…Damn, that’s good.
timemonkey
LES-BEAN! <3
Solenoid
Except she’s not going to meet her, since she’s ditching Gender Studies. =P
Paul
Becky is skipping out on her opportunity to meet Les Bean, though.
Plasma Mongoose
Joyce must have such a reputation by now…
Mr k
Walky will tell everyone, I bet.
Plasma Mongoose
Unless Dotty stops him…
newllend
Front page it is!
Marc
Call her Dotty and you die…or is that a different Dot?
JustCheetoDust
More like he’ll tell two friends…
John V
Oh, haha, I thought you meant his hands! But I guess he only needs to tell one of those.
Rowen Morland
Your dialogue and picture make me think you are Joyce of the future.
Rivier
Oh Cheese, I totally forgot about that!
Plasma Mongoose
Who could ever forget this: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/other-guys/
Triniking1234
Nice Shezow avatar (as of 19th Jan. 2015)
Plasma Mongoose
Kiitti =^_^=
Laika
Enpä olisi arvannut. O_o *Mind is blown.*
Plasma Mongoose
Well I do know the Finnish word for thanks at least. 😀
JessWitt
She don’t give a damn ’bout her bad reputation! *music noises*
Opus the Poet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9ppoxzaRTc Appropriate Musinc Noises
Yotomoe
The queen of the drunks swings both ways! Tell everyone.
Amazistool
Sierra already knew that she is a friend of Dorothy and Joyce has confirmed it!
Don't Click my Name
Will Becky be the wedge in Ruth and Billie’s relationship? Will Joyce kiss Becky? Tune in tomorrow! Same Dumb-Time. Same Dumb-Website!
Crazy Dina
I lost. v.v It’s cows. Dairy cows being released in winter. And it didn’t ever load, so I was spared watching it.
Don't Click my Name
You lost out on cows playing like puppies, and now you can never see it
Eliot
It’s right up there with my other favourite cow video, Jazz For Cows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI
Crazy Dina
Lier. I watched it on my phone, so there.
Zababcd
Her mother?
Zababcd
No, Becky actually kissed her, I’d forgotten. I think that happened anyway. Checking archives.
Doctor_Who
She may not know it, but if she’s kissed Jocelyn…
Mr k
I thought of the wrong thing when I read that. I didn’t know Jocelyn was into her sister.
0kami
GO ON, JOYCE~
Tunaro
Wait, when did Joyce kiss a girl? Did I miss that strip?
Taigan
It was Becky.
Jennoa
When Becky kisse her
cat
She kissed Becky.
Trolldrool
Technically she didn’t kiss a girl as much as it was the other way around, but details ruin all the fun.
Fezzam
Han shot first!
Opus the Poet
Word of God (Harrison Ford) on that one.
Screwball
I’ve seen a pic of that George Lucas human wearing a shirt that said “Han shot first” . After being told about Star Wars, it made a lot more sense…
Jason
Technically, Han just shot. Han shooting first suggests Greedo shot second.
I… I had to explain how this is a geek thing to my counsellor. That was a thing.
Shadow12000
Actually, it suggests that Greedo intended to shoot. Whether he got the chance to or not is irrelevant, it’s like the old Western standoff thing.
-Sentinel-
Did we mention that it was Becky?
Rivier
Alas, never the Leslie/Becky may meet
Kk
But- But that’s all I wanted out of life!
Yotomoe
I wanted Daisy to meet her. I think that woman is gonna explode.
Rorror
Who’s gonna lesplode?
T Campbell
“Nah, I don’t want to talk about lesbianism with some borin’ ol’ professor who probably just read about it in a book or somethin’. I’d rather talk to somebody who’s experienced what I’ve experienced, somebody like Billie, who’s all nervous an’ tense an’ showin’ signs of runnin’ outta patience with me! Heck, if you take the ‘bi’ out of Billie’s name, since y’know, bisexuality ain’t really a thing, an’ just put ‘Les’ in its place, you get like the perfect name for a lesbian! But give my regards to Professor Dabbles N. Bookreadin’ or whoever.”
grantimusmaximus
Added to headcanon.
Speedball
You are eerily good at getting inside Willis’s characters, T. I love it.
Darth Cariss
Hah, that was good.
Kris
I was just thinking that. Why would Billie want to talk to her? She seemed a little annoyed by Becky.
John V
Hey, yeah… Bi-llie and Les-lie…
Halloween Jack
Once they do, all the drama goes out of the Becky situation. Becky starts to explain what’s happened to her, and after about ten seconds, Leslie cuts her off: “Ah, yes, the ‘Exodus’ situation, and yes, the irony is intended. Here’s a packet of info for you to work on. Take note of the list of people who will put you up until you can find housing on your own, LGBT-friendly businesses to apply for jobs at, and the up-to-date list of upperclasswomen to avoid, at least until you’ve checked out your other options. I’ll make a standing appointment with you for Tuesdays at… let’s see… 2:40 PM to check on how you’re doing, plus of course you can call whenever if there’s an emergency or you just want to talk, although I’d appreciate it if you thought twice before calling on Friday and Saturday nights, here’s some alternative numbers for then. God still loves you and you can get reinforcement from the Episcopalians and UUs on campus about that if you want or need to. Oh, and if you have a picture of your dad or can give a really good description, that would be good too, we have people who keep an eye out for crazy parents.
“You’ll also want to unofficially audit my class. Trust me.”
Taigan
She knows. She was there. She did say “someone ELSE.”
Mr k
I wouldn’t take relationship advice from Billie, Becky.
Yotomoe
I wouldn’t take relationship advice from any of these losers. They’re all 18. What the hell do they know?
Disloyal Subject
Enough to get accepted into the college, at least.