Just dive right in and motorboat on those milk duds. 🙂
madd
According to a recent survey, ladies are often turned off by motoboating. So, that may not work out … unless it makes her laugh. If she laughs, you’re golden.
I imagine Danny crashing into the catcher to reach home.
Nathan
Beating up Dotty’s dad?
Blob Marley
It’s at least implied that Danny and Dotty did the dirt. Dotty’s not avirgin, and from what I understand those two were an item pretty much throughout high school. I could be reading more than there is, of course…
He’s going to grab on tight, like a vice, then suffer a mental BSoD. Stuck there until he either recovers or passes out, Dorothy then finds herself involved in some other ADVENTURE!, probably involving a rainbow. And flight.
Further proof that Walky/Joyce is the optimal pairing in all universes. Where else will she find a (heterosexual) man so afraid of touching her bosoms?
They aren’t all exact. If you look, the framing of the shot changes in each one. Check out the poster and their ear in reference to the border. Also you will see his hand gets infitesimally nearer to the goal until the last panel where he pulls it back, just enough to be respectable.
They aren’t all exact. If you look, the framing of the shot changes in each one. Check out the poster and their ear in reference to the border. Also you will see his hand gets infitesimally nearer to the goal until the last panel where he pulls it back, just enough to be respectable.
marr
If I had know it was going to double post i would have changed one word in each post.
1.) Walky, she gave you permission. Just have fun.
2.) I’m disappointed in Dorothy’s reaction to the situation. She must have known by now that Walky has no experience when it comes to physical intimacy, so what does she expect? She has to be willing to work with him on that if they are to enjoy the experience. Hell, the practice alone would be worth it in the long run. Potentially lowering his self-esteem with a comment like that will only end the relationship sooner than most would expect (I don’t expect it to stand the test of time, but hopefully it can at least end on good terms).
I believe the term “Tramp Cycle” is an antiquated term to refer to the hobo life cycle.
It starts as an egg, makes its way out of the shell as a spawn, and once it has had time to harden its coat a little bit it is technically a “tramp.” While some may be confident to go out in public at the “tramp” stage, many still wait until they have gotten large enough and have learned the proper calls of the area to make a living.
They generally survive off change until they’re ready to lay an egg of their own, which can take months to hatch. The parent sometimes mates with a partner – which has become more common in big cities where there is more change rolling around – but the parents usually don’t take care of the egg further than providing a nest.
140 thoughts on “Touch”
Jen Aside
YES YOU CAN HAS
Blob Marley
DO IT, WALKY! DO IT FOR ALL OF US!
thelastnerd
The fact that your avatar is Joyce makes that comment all the more hilarious.
Plasma Mongoose
Just dive right in and motorboat on those milk duds. 🙂
madd
According to a recent survey, ladies are often turned off by motoboating. So, that may not work out … unless it makes her laugh. If she laughs, you’re golden.
Cheredarenee
true that
dusk
With your FAAAAAAAAAACE
J-Dawg
Has it been established that Danny and Dotty never banged?
TheStranger
I’m pretty sure they did.
Remember Amber asking Danny if he’d ever consummated his one relationship. He answered in the affirmative.
TacosForever
But of course, when she met him, he was a virgin. So her statement still make sense.
TacosForever
*makes. Aaagh.
Andiemus
It maka da sens.
J-Dawg
Sure enough. Well, I can’t imagine Danny was that suave on his first pass around the bases.
Plasma Mongoose
I wonder if Danny ever ‘slid into home base’?
SkepticJ
I imagine Danny crashing into the catcher to reach home.
Nathan
Beating up Dotty’s dad?
Blob Marley
It’s at least implied that Danny and Dotty did the dirt. Dotty’s not avirgin, and from what I understand those two were an item pretty much throughout high school. I could be reading more than there is, of course…
David Herbert
Danny said they were together for three years. High School in the US is four years, right? That’d be most of it then.
DarkVeghetta
He also sed (will say?) it took them two years to do it.
Mister Mercy
My thoughts exactly Walky. My thoughts exactly Dorothy
shadowMobster
I wonder what Joe’s doing right now.
Buckybone
Something involving nickels, most likely.
Drunken Nordmann
With his penis, I suppose?
Wonder Wig
Probably looking over his shoulder and saying, “My Joe senses are tingling.”
Historyman68
Ewww
Rowen Morland
Never touch me.
Roborat
Probably thinking:”A disturbance in the guyverse, as if millions of horndogs suddently cried out in frustration, then went pron surfing”.
skeletonpiper
Hi, your pic is awesome, therefore you are awesome.
Roborat
Well, my dog thinks I am awesome, but until you came along, nobody else did. The pic is from an awesome webcomic.
N0083rP00F
Truly awesome with lots of Fwoosh and the occasional fox on fire.
Yotomoe
Probably Roz
Uniqueantique
Go for it Walky. You can do it. And wonder what he will do after he actually does it? Freeze till breakfast?
tahrey
He’s going to grab on tight, like a vice, then suffer a mental BSoD. Stuck there until he either recovers or passes out, Dorothy then finds herself involved in some other ADVENTURE!, probably involving a rainbow. And flight.
Wonder Wig
One of these days these boobs are gonna walk all over you.
TacosForever
I like you.
Wonder Wig
I’ve liked and been hurt before.
Rex Hondo
As in, “these boobs are made for Walky”?
Jessie
WIN!
Kernanator
Did I ever mention how much I love you guys?
NCP19
Walky’s seen Episode VI enough to know to be wary of potential traps.
Plasma Mongoose
*NODS* Those mouse-traps really hurt.
Kernanator
Man, your girlfriends must be in to some really kinky stuff.
Andiemus
Are you saying you *haven’t* done some mousetrap play?
Kernanator
No. Should I have? Is this some new trend I’m not aware of?
N0083rP00F
It’s a really fun game from Ideal.
SolarisPrime
Well after all is said and done, he’s never walked, he’s never run…
Zap Rowsdower
Feels like calling him a winner would be stretching it, though.
Wack'd
I guess Wallace.
Aria
Further proof that Walky/Joyce is the optimal pairing in all universes. Where else will she find a (heterosexual) man so afraid of touching her bosoms?
Plasma Mongoose
Besides Ethan?
Rognik
…yet still wants to?
Plasma Mongoose
Now that’s trickier.
tahrey
Hetero, Plas. HETERO.
All possible Ethans in all possible multiverses are Kinsey-6 hard gay.
beeftony
This strip looks like it was hard to draw.
WhiteEyedCat
Well yeah, do you know how hard it is to draw the same picture four times identically?
marr
They aren’t all exact. If you look, the framing of the shot changes in each one. Check out the poster and their ear in reference to the border. Also you will see his hand gets infitesimally nearer to the goal until the last panel where he pulls it back, just enough to be respectable.
marr
They aren’t all exact. If you look, the framing of the shot changes in each one. Check out the poster and their ear in reference to the border. Also you will see his hand gets infitesimally nearer to the goal until the last panel where he pulls it back, just enough to be respectable.
marr
If I had know it was going to double post i would have changed one word in each post.
vsophi
+1
TacosForever
HA. This is pretty much the story of my life.
That Oracle
Slow and steady wins the boobs!
…. Or not.
John Madden
Oh Walky…
J-Dawg
I remember wincing hard that first time just in case there was a slap in my immediate future.
waldosan
ugh i’m having premonitions about my married life…
Sensedog
My thoughts on this can be summed-up as follows:
1.) Walky, she gave you permission. Just have fun.
2.) I’m disappointed in Dorothy’s reaction to the situation. She must have known by now that Walky has no experience when it comes to physical intimacy, so what does she expect? She has to be willing to work with him on that if they are to enjoy the experience. Hell, the practice alone would be worth it in the long run. Potentially lowering his self-esteem with a comment like that will only end the relationship sooner than most would expect (I don’t expect it to stand the test of time, but hopefully it can at least end on good terms).
3.) I should probably sleep. Eventually.
Ziaheart
There’s difference between “here let me show you what to do” and “no means no, and yes means yes”.
Ridureyu
How many people has Dorothy devirginized?
clay
She’s the village bicycle-with-training-wheels
Plasma Mongoose
The town try-cycle…
madd
I thought it was a trampcycle.
MentalMister
I believe the term “Tramp Cycle” is an antiquated term to refer to the hobo life cycle.
It starts as an egg, makes its way out of the shell as a spawn, and once it has had time to harden its coat a little bit it is technically a “tramp.” While some may be confident to go out in public at the “tramp” stage, many still wait until they have gotten large enough and have learned the proper calls of the area to make a living.
They generally survive off change until they’re ready to lay an egg of their own, which can take months to hatch. The parent sometimes mates with a partner – which has become more common in big cities where there is more change rolling around – but the parents usually don’t take care of the egg further than providing a nest.