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  1. CandidCanid
    CandidCanid
    January 13, 2018 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    Damn, that nose looks hard to kiss around.

    Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    • Zoey
      Zoey
      January 13, 2018 at 5:36 am | # | Reply

      Aaaaaahh

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 13, 2018 at 9:09 am | # | Reply

        Carol/Cheryl startled scream is appropriate here.

  2. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    January 13, 2018 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Damn, Mike has all a response to all of Ethan’s questions. He’s really been preparing for the ~~months~~ days he’s been planning this

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 13, 2018 at 3:29 am | # | Reply

      …. probably, though Mike’s good at off-the-cuff answers as well.

  3. adjudicus
    adjudicus
    January 13, 2018 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Mike, you little shit

  4. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 13, 2018 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    It’s not a trick, after all tricks are for kids.

    • Scoops
      Scoops
      January 13, 2018 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      Illusions, Keulen.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 13, 2018 at 3:16 am | # | Reply

        “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

      • chris2315
        chris2315
        January 13, 2018 at 3:23 am | # | Reply

        *squirts lighter fluid*

  5. Madock345
    Madock345
    January 13, 2018 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I’m way too on board with this

    • El Chupacabre
      El Chupacabre
      January 13, 2018 at 6:54 am | # | Reply

      Well, comments like these are hard to follow šŸ˜‰

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        January 15, 2018 at 3:18 pm | # | Reply

        No, Pablo’s comments are hard to follow.

  6. Electriccombines
    Electriccombines
    January 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Damn it, you’re hard to love, Mike – but you’re harder to hate.

    Point is, you’re getting harder either way.

    • Ansel
      Ansel
      January 13, 2018 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      I’d upvote you so hard.

      • Bast
        Bast
        January 13, 2018 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

        Don’t take this the hard way, but do we really need another chain like this?

        • tyersome
          tyersome
          January 13, 2018 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

          While hard to take, it has been thrust upon us.

        • Commentary Ver.2.72
          Commentary Ver.2.72
          January 13, 2018 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

          It’d be hard not to at this point.

          • Screwball
            Screwball
            January 13, 2018 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

            Hard to believe just how easily comment chains like this can pop up. Mr Willis could crask down on it, but personally I think he has a soft spot for them…

            • Jack Spade
              Jack Spade
              January 13, 2018 at 1:20 am | # | Reply

              Comment chains are a hard indicator of a strong and friendly community in any online site. You’d be hard pressed to find an angry message board that could pull one off.

              • Koms
                Koms
                January 13, 2018 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

                Some really hard snakes are going to spring out any moment now. Ruby would be pleased.

                • Psyme
                  Psyme
                  January 13, 2018 at 2:26 am | #

                  I am having a hard time following this chain.

                • King Daniel
                  King Daniel
                  January 13, 2018 at 3:26 am | #

                  They should erect a sign of hard wood outside to make sure no one disturbs them.

                • David DeLaney
                  David DeLaney
                  January 13, 2018 at 4:36 am | #

                  Boys will come along a dime by the dozen
                  That ain’t nothing but ten cent lovin’
                  Pretty little thing, let me light your candle

                  –Dave, harder to hold is closer to fine

                • Charie Spencer
                  Charie Spencer
                  January 13, 2018 at 6:24 am | #

                  I am having a hard time figuring out why I should follow this chain.

              • Eldritch Gentleman
                Eldritch Gentleman
                January 13, 2018 at 7:18 am | # | Reply

                You sure are stroking each other’s backs here…

                • moo
                  moo
                  January 13, 2018 at 9:50 am | #

                  Gentle strokes for hard folks.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 13, 2018 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      The both are, really.

  7. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    January 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Guys, I think Ana’s head just exploded.

    • JepMZ
      JepMZ
      January 13, 2018 at 3:54 am | # | Reply

      No, no, you’re mistaken. She’s a werewolf

      And oh my god!! I thought Mike said HANG out, so this took me by total surprise

  8. Shiro
    Shiro
    January 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    This is going to end poorly

  9. Achallenger
    Achallenger
    January 13, 2018 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Aaand it’s a centipeedle

    • Some1
      Some1
      January 13, 2018 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      She only wants to be loved, but is also a literal monster. Kinda like Mike!

  10. Ansel
    Ansel
    January 13, 2018 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I’d be happy, once I got the snake out of my mouth. Scaly baby delivered via makeouts.

    • StClair
      StClair
      January 13, 2018 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

      Mike’s a Goa’uld?

      • Jack Spade
        Jack Spade
        January 13, 2018 at 1:21 am | # | Reply

        Or a face hugger

        • Mr. Bulbmin
          Mr. Bulbmin
          January 13, 2018 at 3:38 am | # | Reply

          Or some unholy abomination that makes snakes appear from nowhere during tongue-to-tongue contact with another human being.

          And now, I think I might have inspired a horror writer.

          • Ansel
            Ansel
            January 13, 2018 at 5:55 am | # | Reply

            You have inspired me, to make friends with more snakes and also this supposed snake creator.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 13, 2018 at 6:40 am | # | Reply

          He’s a Xenomorph, and makes out with the little tongue-mouth.

  11. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    January 13, 2018 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    *immediately cuts to Danny serenading passerby with his ukelele, completely oblivious*

    (I swear, if I’m right, ughhh)

  12. Tasha
    Tasha
    January 13, 2018 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    yes. kiss each with your lips and touch each with your hands!

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      January 13, 2018 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      Generally works better that way than the other way around, yeah.

  13. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 13, 2018 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Poor choice of metaphor, Ethan. Where’s that cerebral bleach?

  14. TheKelliestKelly
    TheKelliestKelly
    January 13, 2018 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Don’t be daft, Ethan. The spring loaded snake isn’t owing to pop out of his MOUTH

    • Grath
      Grath
      January 13, 2018 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Ahahahaaha

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      January 13, 2018 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

      I was going to make this joke, but your version came out better.

      • Nobody
        Nobody
        January 13, 2018 at 2:19 am | # | Reply

        But not better than Mike’s snake

  15. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 13, 2018 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Damn it I want to ship them but I know it will end badly because of Mike’s planning.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      January 13, 2018 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

      I know, it’s so conflicting. But I’ve been starving for a M-M romance (and I can’t afford Slipshine just yet).

      • Frost Magi
        Frost Magi
        January 13, 2018 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

        I don’t know man, I see this working well given their history. Mind you, I MUUUUUCH preferred Danny/Ethan, but this works very well anyway. Ethan and Mike have known each other forever and thinking back on it, this was bound to happen.

        The reason I think that this was meant to be, as well as perfect is mostly due to the fact that they’re complete polar opposites and Mike is warming up to that. Mike is a total asshole, whether sarcastic or not and Ethan… well he’s Ethan, the complete nice guy capable of loving anyone. See where I’m going with this?

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          January 13, 2018 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

          We’ll see about that. Not sure I buy the ā€œopposites attractā€ thing, isn’t it more likely that similar people date one another?

          But yeah I get your points. The two are acquainted, Ethan’s desperate (I know the feeling), and Mike is looking to cause trouble and may very well end up caught in this tangled love web).

          • Huehuetotl
            Huehuetotl
            January 13, 2018 at 2:18 am | # | Reply

            Mike catching himself in this web would be the best way to make him a more interesting character.

          • CJ
            CJ
            January 13, 2018 at 3:31 am | # | Reply

            Opposites attract but if you don’t have enough common ground, your bound to crash and burn after the initial endorphin-rush peters out.

          • Jason
            Jason
            January 13, 2018 at 5:14 am | # | Reply

            Oh no. People seldom date people like them, and when they do it’s generally not in a healthy way. ā€œThese parts of my life are unhealthy but you’re just like me! I don’t have to change! Everything is okay!ā€ *
            Example- Jacob using his and Raidah’s similarities as a shield against his apparent fear of sexuality. Now, I might be misreading some of the hints (and if I am it’s still a way such a character could work, thus proving my point). But Jacob has talked about the way he’s perceived and vocally approved of Joyce dating Ethan for ā€œsafetyā€. He didn’t seem happy to realise Joyce was crushing. And when we’ve seen him and Raidah together, what hints are there that it’s a good relationship? Where is the chemistry, the spark, the want for each other? It’s almost completely absent. Jacob very much reads to me like someone using his and Raidah’s similarities- ā€œwe need to work hard and not get distracted from thatā€- as a shield. Again, I may be misreading it, but we can see how their similarities in my theory are being used unhealthily.

            Of course, with people no generalising rule is absolute, but yeah, ā€œopposites attractā€ is common enough to be a useful well-known phrase, and not just about pure sexual attraction. (In fact, many people WILL date the opposites they’re attracted to.)

            * (Not to say that dating opposites is inherently healthy, in fact it’s often something that can be explored, and oh my god I could work psychoanalysing fictional characters into my diploma if I were allowed.)

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 13, 2018 at 7:26 am | # | Reply

          Well maybe, if it wasn’t for the fact that Mike’s explicitly stated he’s doing this to screw with Danny.

        • Mountain King
          Mountain King
          January 13, 2018 at 11:06 am | # | Reply

          I don’t think it’s gonna work out at all. I feel like this is going to end with Ethan torn between Mike and Danny, and if he picks Mike he’ll be disappointed, because he’ll want a relationship and Mike won’t be offering anything but sex.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            January 13, 2018 at 1:15 pm | # | Reply

            And then, once Ethan’s picked him and burned his bridges with Danny, Mike’ll dump him so he doesn’t even get sex.
            Mike’s not even in this for the sex.

  16. Dr T
    Dr T
    January 13, 2018 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Okay, I have commented on the alt text not showing for me recently. I know how to make it work on my mobile; I’ve done it for a couple of years now. In the past few weeks it simply no longer works the same. Previously a shadow box formed over the strip with the alt text in it. Now it shows a blank box that acts like a magnifying glass over whatever it is placed over (even the strip itself). I’m not the only person who has commented on it. I assume it is an incompatibility with a recent iOS update.

    • Kit
      Kit
      January 13, 2018 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      “and then a spring-loaded snake pops out of his mouth, obviously”

    • Epochflame
      Epochflame
      January 13, 2018 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

      That shows up when you tap three fingers on the screen twice and can be toggled off under accessibility options iirc, alt text can be displayed by single tapping near the image

    • m-m
      m-m
      January 13, 2018 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

      I’ve had trouble with it in Safari, but if I load the site in the chrome app the alt-text works fine. (hope this helps)

    • Fiddler115
      Fiddler115
      January 13, 2018 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

      I also read the strip on Safari on an iPad and have had the exact same issue. I have yet to find a workaround for the problem.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        January 14, 2018 at 8:57 am | # | Reply

        I use Safari on an iPad, and it works fine for me. … But it’s an old iPad.

    • NickG
      NickG
      January 13, 2018 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply

      Alt text won’t work on my iphone (and yes I do know how its supposed to work, at the risk of having someone explain again), mouse-over works on my i mac in Safari and Firefox.

  17. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    January 13, 2018 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I don’t like Spiders N’ Snakes
    And that ain’t what it takes to love me–you fool you fool!
    I don’t like Spiders N’ Snakes
    And that ain’t what it takes to love me–like I wanna be loved by you!

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      January 13, 2018 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

      BTW, what happened to the OTHER crickets that escaped from Carla’s baggie?

      • Deadjolras
        Deadjolras
        January 13, 2018 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

        I want to believe they’re just out of frame, like one second away from interrupting these two.

      • Koms
        Koms
        January 13, 2018 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

        A cricket might spring out of Mike’s mouth. That’s probably why he wants to make out with Ethan anyway

        • darkgloomie
          darkgloomie
          January 13, 2018 at 6:26 am | # | Reply

          Duh. How else was he gonna bait a snake inside, with no crickets?

          Hang on, wrong reptile, sorry.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        January 13, 2018 at 2:53 am | # | Reply

        Nothing, there were no crickets, only lettuce.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        January 13, 2018 at 6:32 am | # | Reply

        They’re waiting for their own perfect comedic timing.

  18. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 13, 2018 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    See, Mike normally has a point to why he targets people.
    (Standard disclaimer: Mike is a complete asshole who manipulates people and is completely shitty so that were he a real person I’d feel really bad about telling people to stop hitting him because they might go to jail.)
    He normally targets people that are riding on their high horses. But why is he targeting Danny/Ethan?
    What’s his motive beyond just standard douchbaggery?

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      January 13, 2018 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

      IIRC, he’s trying to make Danny jealous in order to force Danny/Ethan to acknowledge their feelings for each other.

      • Deadjolras
        Deadjolras
        January 13, 2018 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

        No, he’s trying to make Danny jealous just because he wants to turn him into a whimpering mess. If Danny and Ethan do end up acknowledging their feelings for each other or their relationship progresses in any way, it won’t be because it’s the end goal of Mike’s grand master plan.

        • Bast
          Bast
          January 13, 2018 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

          Amber/Ethan… Ethan is gay.
          Amazi/Danny…. Danny comes out as bi or gay.
          Amber and/or Amazi breaks down, Mike is there to “fix” her, Mike now has a girl who will tie him down as a girl-friend.

          Member when Amazi was hunting for whoever drew penises all over the place?

          • CJ
            CJ
            January 13, 2018 at 3:27 am | # | Reply

            I don’t get where you are going. Are you running on shortpacked-assumptions!

            • CJ
              CJ
              January 13, 2018 at 3:28 am | # | Reply

              That should have been a question mark.

              • David DeLaney
                David DeLaney
                January 13, 2018 at 4:40 am | # | Reply

                Why not an interrobang? 2i Por que no los dos !?

                –Dave, >|eam aje sll!>|s umop-ap!sdn yw

      • Lingo
        Lingo
        January 13, 2018 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

        But they already did acknowledge their feelings for each other.

        • Brumagem
          Brumagem
          January 13, 2018 at 9:32 am | # | Reply

          To my knowledge all that happened is they came out to eachother during that Questioning meet up, and dismissed the idea of them getting together as totally inconsiderate to Amber. Or is there a scene im forgetting?

          • Lingo
            Lingo
            January 17, 2018 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

            Well Danny said that Ethan is really hot … I thought that would count.

      • TemperaryObsessor
        TemperaryObsessor
        January 13, 2018 at 3:30 am | # | Reply

        Didn’t they already acknowledge their feelings for each other? I thought they did.

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      January 13, 2018 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

      I find myself in a similar position. I understand the motivation to the point of ā€˜seduce one and make the other jealous’ but I still feel as though I’m missing something.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 13, 2018 at 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Does he normally have a point? Beyond douchebaggery. Has he really being targeting “people that are riding on their high horses”?

      Is that why he keeps screwing with Walky and Dorothy? Amber? Ethan?

      Targets of opportunity is what it looks like to me.

  19. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 13, 2018 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    The snake isn’t in his mouth, Ethan

  20. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 13, 2018 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think Mike would be able to talk so clearly with a spring-loaded snake in his mouth anyway.

    • Hoodiecrow
      Hoodiecrow
      January 13, 2018 at 2:11 am | # | Reply

      Plot twist: it’s the spring-loaded snake in his mouth we hear talking. That’s why Mike looks so angry all the time: he hates the snake.

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      January 13, 2018 at 2:16 am | # | Reply

      Mike can do anything if it’s to be an ass

  21. ProfessorDetective
    ProfessorDetective
    January 13, 2018 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    *tugs collar* It’s it hot in here or is it just this unlikely scenario?

  22. @zombieundergrnd
    @zombieundergrnd
    January 13, 2018 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    But what will poor Danny think?
    He might have to play a sad song on the ukulele.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 13, 2018 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      He could play for them as they make out

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        January 13, 2018 at 2:57 am | # | Reply

        I don’t know, sad song + make out? Sounds like it wouldn’t fit the tone.

        Does he know any villain songs?

        • Zach
          Zach
          January 13, 2018 at 11:28 pm | # | Reply

          “Give me your hand, and take what you willllll toniiiite.
          ANd I’ll give it as fast, and as hhhh-igh as the flaaames will rize…”

          Iron&Wine’s ‘Cinder and Smoke’ is pretty passionate + sad.

  23. Derek
    Derek
    January 13, 2018 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    update on my friend whom I suspect is being taken advantage of: we met and talked and I think she’s been fed a lot of lines about the Bible that were only partial because she was surprised when I told her the Old Testament condones slavery

    maybe I can break the spell of whatever they’ve been a telling her

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 13, 2018 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

      I’m glad to hear it. If she finds religion important (even if that’s recent) I’d suggest she actually read the bible herself and come to her own independent conclusions. Context can’t hurt.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 13, 2018 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

        This will not only help her decide what she wants to do, but she’ll be able to spot obvious bullshit they’re selling her.

    • moo
      moo
      January 13, 2018 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

      Glad to hear. It’s really interesting to read Biblical-times history too, because so much of scripture doesn’t hold the same implications now that it did culturally then.

  24. UniqueSnowflake2
    UniqueSnowflake2
    January 13, 2018 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Ethan, I’ve got a quick question for you:
    True or false: thinking with your dick always leads to positive results?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 13, 2018 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

      Well a lot of guys think of their dicks as divine rods, so why not go divining with them?

    • linkman0596
      linkman0596
      January 13, 2018 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

      True! Just ask your local free clinic how many STD tests come back positive

    • Jason
      Jason
      January 13, 2018 at 5:21 am | # | Reply

      Well, how often HAS Ethan thought with his dick…? I don’t think we’ve EVER seen it, actually. He’s not a character that’s strongly driven by his libido in general. See him getting to college where there’s probably access to all sorts of LGBT groups and clubs and fuckbuddies and him starting to date someone he could never be into.
      In fact, yeah, it feels like he’s more likely to be driven to do the opposite of his libido, not to go with it. So I think it’s somewhat healthy for him to let his dick drive him a little here.

      …Or I WOULD, but he knows Mike well enough to know he’s a dickhead, so when it explodes he may well have a helping of ā€œthis is my fault, I should have known this would happenā€ as well as the other fallout.

  25. CleverTrousers
    CleverTrousers
    January 13, 2018 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

    What’re they doing with their faces? Is that how kissing works?

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 13, 2018 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply

      They’re making sure their noses don’t stab each other.

      –Dave, nor their cheekbones neither

  26. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 13, 2018 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Even when it is a trick I feel like Mike does what he does when he feels like it, it’s like the same things Morty says about Rick ” he’s not a villain but he’s not a hero , he’s like some crazy fucked up demon god like Mephisto.

    • CJ
      CJ
      January 13, 2018 at 3:24 am | # | Reply

      There are a few shades between those two extremes.

  27. Caesaria82
    Caesaria82
    January 13, 2018 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    As much as this comic could use some boys smooching… these are the wrong ones. Sigh. The good ship Dethan is in for some stormy weathers, eh?

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      January 13, 2018 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

      I thought the ship was christened Danneef. But, yes, Mike is roiling the waters.

      • Brumagem
        Brumagem
        January 13, 2018 at 9:36 am | # | Reply

        Ethanny

  28. Galuna
    Galuna
    January 13, 2018 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Fuck, Ethan’s last line is smooth.

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      January 13, 2018 at 2:15 am | # | Reply

      …no tricks?

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      January 13, 2018 at 3:23 am | # | Reply

      Mike’s, you mean? It is an encouraging thing to hear from someone who is this close to kissing you.

      • Galuna
        Galuna
        January 13, 2018 at 11:18 am | # | Reply

        Woops. Yes. Mike.

  29. StClair
    StClair
    January 13, 2018 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    “Jaffa, kree!“

  30. Valerie
    Valerie
    January 13, 2018 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Will we get a Slipshine of this? šŸ˜€

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      January 13, 2018 at 9:21 pm | # | Reply

      I hope so.

  31. Lingo
    Lingo
    January 13, 2018 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

    You know, just *once* I’d like to see Mike’s hair get all mussed up. Just ONCE.
    I’d like to see him with crazy bedhead that stands out in all different directions, not just one. Or how about wavy hair, or even curly hair?

    How about a blond AFRO? Just to piss off Sarah. Mike is not above doing this.

    • Jack Spade
      Jack Spade
      January 13, 2018 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

      Ok, we’ll just need to contrive a scenario in which Mike having bad hair will mess with someone. Maybe next time Sal’s hair goes frizzy Mike decides to become ā€˜twinners’ or something like that.
      (Don’t judge me i’m running on Mtn Dew right now)

      • Zach
        Zach
        January 13, 2018 at 11:21 pm | # | Reply

        In all universes, it is an accepted fact that his hair defies physics and is 3.5 dimensional.

  32. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    January 13, 2018 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Mike’s a hard nut to crack. I suppose Ethan will still give it a shot.

    • Jason
      Jason
      January 13, 2018 at 5:24 am | # | Reply

      oh my god the possible innuendos from your comment

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 13, 2018 at 3:16 pm | # | Reply

        Is it ruining the fun to say that’s intentional, though?

  33. nothri
    nothri
    January 13, 2018 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Now the snake hidden in his pants, on the other hand….

  34. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 13, 2018 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

    No, Ethan, no! Danny wanted you to find a NICE guy.

    Also, bonus points for Mike if the snake isn’t spring-loaded.

  35. Jack Spade
    Jack Spade
    January 13, 2018 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

    The devil is currently in negotiations to have Mike signed on as head of his Incubi when he dies, may god have mercy on our souls.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      January 15, 2018 at 3:31 pm | # | Reply

      So, is that a co-position with Larisa, or will she be his supervisor?

  36. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    January 13, 2018 at 2:08 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know if Mike seems less like his douchey side when he makes out, but I hope this is just consensual funnin’ and not something that will come back to bite Ethan in the ass.

    And Honestly. I was here for the Iconic Ruth and Billie Kiss. That strip meant a lot to me. This? I am about this for different reasons.

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      January 13, 2018 at 2:14 am | # | Reply

      Like it is Mike, even if it’s for fun it’s also a manipulative plot to break people’s spirits, everything he does comes with a side of assholery that also often has some sage moral wisdom buried in there

      • Joyfulldreams
        Joyfulldreams
        January 13, 2018 at 3:29 am | # | Reply

        I mean. To be fair, Mike’s plan here only really extends to “Make Danny Jealous”. But considering Mike doesn’t do commitment, the most likely way this will end up is with Danny and Ethan talking about their feelings and getting together? Or worst case scenario Ethan gets to explore his sexuality a little more and Danny remains mildly jealous. It’s not like Mike and Ethan are going to actually get together in anything long-term.

  37. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 13, 2018 at 2:17 am | # | Reply

    There are two take-aways from this comic, at least in my view:

    1) My theory that Mike is aromantic seems to be borne out. He doesn’t connect emotionally with people and really only does things because he’s bored and wants a distraction;

    2) Ethan really doesn’t seem that fooled and is going into this knowing that an emotional commitment from Mike is literally impossible.

    • Loki
      Loki
      January 13, 2018 at 2:21 am | # | Reply

      I am of the honest opinion Mike is a psychopath/sociopath in this universe.

      Also, hi! I know you from QC fora!

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        January 13, 2018 at 9:47 pm | # | Reply

        wasn’t it just yesterday someone reminded us that those terms are terribly outdated and based on a bunch of false assumptions?

        ah, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy#Criticism_of_current_conceptions : “Half of the Hare Psychopathy Checklist consists of symptoms of mania, hypomania, and frontal-lobe dysfunction, which frequently results in underlying disorders being dismissed.[26] Hare’s conception of psychopathy has also been criticized for being reductionist, dismissive, tautological, and ignorant of context as well as the dynamic nature of human behavior.[27] Some have called for rejection of the concept altogether, due to its vague, subjective and judgmental nature that makes it prone to misuse.”

        Mike’s certainly *something*, though.

    • Jason
      Jason
      January 13, 2018 at 7:35 am | # | Reply

      Sexualities are the same across universes, and Mike has been shown to be capable of forming a lasting emotional and romantic connection in another ā€˜verse.
      I would love to see aromanticism more explored (especially separate from asexuality). In fact I’d love to see romanticism being different from sexuality explored more, in webcomics (and other media). But in thiso case, I think it’s probably safe to say that part of Mike is consistent across ā€˜verses.

      As for Ethan’s perspective, I think he doesn’t expect Mike to be establishing a romantic connection here either. Honestly though, that’s what I want to see- Ethan to walk away without being screwed over, with Mike having developed real feelings for him. But I never try to predict what will happen, because I know I’ll likely be wrong!

  38. QueerBaby
    QueerBaby
    January 13, 2018 at 2:52 am | # | Reply

    Eh…I’ve made worse decisions with who I sleep with…

  39. Ainara
    Ainara
    January 13, 2018 at 3:06 am | # | Reply

    “How about… SKATEBOARD tricks, Ethan?!”

  40. Furie
    Furie
    January 13, 2018 at 4:53 am | # | Reply

    Slipshine backdoor pilot storyline?

  41. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    January 13, 2018 at 5:12 am | # | Reply

    Ethan, notice how Mike dodged your last request. Red Alert! SHIELDS UP!

  42. Andy
    Andy
    January 13, 2018 at 5:25 am | # | Reply

    That’s when I began to pray:
    Lord, show me how to
    Say no to this
    I don’t know how to
    Say no to this

    – “Say No To This” from Hamilton

    Run, Ethan, run.

    …and I just had a notion about how this will go. Ethan, upset, maybe feeling used, goes to Amber, and Amazi-girl beats the crap out of Mike, leading to a rupture between Amber and Ethan, possibly a more serious breakdown of Amber’s alters.

    • Vika
      Vika
      January 13, 2018 at 6:55 am | # | Reply

      everyone of ethan’s friend’s shouting in the background: NO

  43. Dana
    Dana
    January 13, 2018 at 5:57 am | # | Reply

    On the bright side, if Mike is cruel enough it may cure me of my annoying tendency to ship Mike and Joyce.

    • Jason
      Jason
      January 13, 2018 at 7:49 am | # | Reply

      I-
      Mike and Joyce? Mike… and Joyce?
      I’m not judging, I just really want to understand… why?

  44. Emily
    Emily
    January 13, 2018 at 6:22 am | # | Reply

    I hope Mike gets hit by a fucking bus. Or better yet like a caravan of buses.

  45. Bleuryder
    Bleuryder
    January 13, 2018 at 6:37 am | # | Reply

    There’s a catch. There has to be.

    That said, if Danny sees them….Can he join?

  46. Leila
    Leila
    January 13, 2018 at 8:23 am | # | Reply

    He just got a text that someone’s on their way over. Obviously.

  47. Fire_daws
    Fire_daws
    January 13, 2018 at 8:30 am | # | Reply

    Ah know I’m going some heat for this, but…

    All hands abandon ship! Abandon ship!

    ….my avatar just makes this worse.

  48. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    January 13, 2018 at 9:19 am | # | Reply

    Having trouble seeing why people tolerate Mike and his cruelty. I mean, at least some of his shennanigans are known to others, so why are they still cool with him?

    • Ainara
      Ainara
      January 13, 2018 at 11:44 am | # | Reply

      It’s not that unrealistic, when I was younger I’ve had friends of friends who were total shitheads and when I tried telling my friends this they were like “yeah, I know, buuuut…”

      Removing bad people from your life is ideal but it’s easier said than done, unfortuntely.

  49. Danny
    Danny
    January 13, 2018 at 9:29 am | # | Reply

    noooooooooooo

  50. moo
    moo
    January 13, 2018 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

    As much of a douche as Mike is at least Ethan feels comfortable enough around him to (1) acknowledge his sexuality and (2) act on it. Sure it’s not ideal but in a way this is moving forward for Ethan.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 13, 2018 at 1:12 pm | # | Reply

      Sure, because Mike intentionally set up Ethan learning that he’d had sex with another guy on the floor as part of the prep work for this scheme.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 13, 2018 at 3:20 pm | # | Reply

      I honestly think this might be an intention of Mike’s. He’s been pretty openly distasteful of Ethan’s prior return-to-the-closet scheme, and side-eyes Ethan doing stuff that’ll have him self-loathing.

      I don’t think Mike’s a nice guy, but he is ultimately a long lasting friend of Ethan’s and Amber’s. If he cares about anyone at the college, it’s those two.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 13, 2018 at 5:03 pm | # | Reply

        We know his intention. He said it explicitly to himself (and us): “I was waffling on whether to seduce either you or Danny to turn the other into a jealous, whimpering mess, so you it is.”

        Mike doesn’t have friends. There’s no hidden higher motive here.

        • Emily
          Emily
          January 13, 2018 at 6:00 pm | # | Reply

          I really wish people would stop pretending Mike’s primary motivation for basically everything he does is to hurt people and any positive outcomes are merely a byproduct of that.

          • Emily
            Emily
            January 13, 2018 at 6:01 pm | # | Reply

            “ISN’T to hurt people” jeez

        • McBogue
          McBogue
          January 13, 2018 at 7:07 pm | # | Reply

          It’s no coincidence that Mike’s only “friends” (Amber & Ethan) have self-esteem issues and are reluctant to call him on his hurtful, manipulative crap, let alone cut ties with him.

          • Pat
            Pat
            January 14, 2018 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

            I dunno, Ethan said outright to Mike’s face something like “If you’re my friend, and I’m 50-60% sure you are…”
            And then Mike agreed not to do the thing Ethan asked him not to do… technically, anyway.

  51. PB
    PB
    January 13, 2018 at 11:59 am | # | Reply

    (frustrated tooth grinding)

  52. thebatman22
    thebatman22
    January 13, 2018 at 1:15 pm | # | Reply

    *S L I P S H I N E*

  53. mister gray
    mister gray
    January 13, 2018 at 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    and suddenly there is a giant camera above their head and ethan doesn’t know and mike shows it to danny later to hurt him………for………..reasons.

  54. acher4
    acher4
    January 13, 2018 at 1:44 pm | # | Reply

    Oh my.
    That last panel is hot, very hot.

    • PB
      PB
      January 13, 2018 at 4:14 pm | # | Reply

      YES IT IS.

      THIS PISSES ME OFF, AND THAT IS CONFUSING? BUT IT IS HOT.

  55. kitty
    kitty
    January 13, 2018 at 3:56 pm | # | Reply

    god i wish that were me

    • kitty
      kitty
      January 13, 2018 at 4:00 pm | # | Reply

      my gravatar made this less funny šŸ™

  56. Elsendor
    Elsendor
    January 13, 2018 at 4:05 pm | # | Reply

    my partner pointed out that mike is doing a very good job of not telling a lie here, and i just yelled MIKE IS A FAIRY

  57. PB
    PB
    January 13, 2018 at 4:19 pm | # | Reply

    Nice reference!

    • PB
      PB
      January 13, 2018 at 4:44 pm | # | Reply

      Also just mentioning something here: a long while back, like last year, <a href="http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/skip/#comment-1201827&quot; Cerberus compared Mike to Iago. Now I somehow completely missed this, which is weird because Iago is my favorite villain of my favorite Shakespeare play, Othello.

      And now that I have that label to put on Mike he makes a LOT more sense. Just calling him a bully doesn’t fit quite right, though it demeans him in a way I like. No, Mike is evil like Iago is evil; he sets up these elaborate games with at times the flimsiest excuses possible, but he’s not really doing it for the excuses. He’s doing it to amuse himself, because he is nothing more than an asshole and all he can produce in this world is shit.

      That being said, Ethan also summed up Mike pretty well when he mentioned that Mike doesn’t have “friends” so much as “people he’s willing to stand next to.” And Ethan’s the most consistent of those people. So I have to wonder if Mike will actually succeed in driving away his most forgiving friend with this, and actually find himself alone. Because I want to see what happens to an asshole when the world stops producing things for it to process and digest.

  58. Tenn
    Tenn
    January 13, 2018 at 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    Stupid sexy Mike. >:(

  59. Osfagi
    Osfagi
    January 13, 2018 at 7:02 pm | # | Reply

    I am 90% certain that this is going to turn out to be a dream. That last panel is a dream-kiss-that-is-going-to-be-interupted–panel. I have seen this many times in the past.

  60. Mal
    Mal
    January 13, 2018 at 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    thank you willis

  61. Tealjoy
    Tealjoy
    January 13, 2018 at 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    If he slaps or ruins that beautiful face in any sort of way trying to mess with him. I’m catching a case of the ass, man!

  62. Smooti
    Smooti
    January 13, 2018 at 10:35 pm | # | Reply

    I didn’t… I didn’t realize I shipped it

  63. Jhon
    Jhon
    January 13, 2018 at 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    Why do Ethan and Amber tolerate Mike? Why do the Asgardians tolerate Loki? Because Loki is entertaining and breaks the monotony of long winter nights. Ethan has known Mike for years. Is he really this bored?

  64. jmsr
    jmsr
    January 14, 2018 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    It’s a TRAAP!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

    …really: remember this strip? http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/percent/

    (that took a long time to find)

    jmsr

  65. H3xx
    H3xx
    January 16, 2018 at 1:31 am | # | Reply

    *Sits stonefaced*
    *excited squeee fills the room*
    *Remains stonefaced*

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