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Twerp
Posted on September 19, 2011 by David M Willis

114 thoughts on “Twerp”

  1. taekwondogirl

    Tell me more…

    1. David Herbert

      I’d rather see more. And by that, I mean lesbians.

      1. Izzy

        Leslie…ans

        1. Wix

          😛 Darn, I’m ashamed to say i didn’t think you could do a Leslie ship, well played Izzy, well played.

        2. Izzy

          Why thank you very much. I got a little DoA easter egg on todays update of my comic too!
          DoA being the webcomic that finally made me break down and go…”Ok, I’m starting a webcomic.” I found it appropriate.

      2. Steven

        Read “Shortpacked!”.

      3. jdgoerzen

        Her name is Leslie Bean. Not Lesbian. What nonsense.

    2. wandering meme

      Roz luthor would make a great supervillain for amazi-girl…but then so would Mike

      1. Rowen Morland

        They’d be like Freeze and Ivy together.

      2. djaevlenselv

        Oh my god, I LITERALLY never got the pun in Leslie’s name until just now.

  2. steve

    w00t plot!

    1. Khrene Cleaver

      w00t! Lesbians!

      1. Asuka L.S.

        Appropriate gravatar is appropriate.

        1. Osaru Sensei

          … Indeed.

        2. Osaru Sensei

          … and completing the ‘Perfect Avatar Trifecta’ is Daisy.

      2. Joraiem

        Lesbian plot: the best kind of plot?

        1. fellixe

          Much better than a funeral plot.

        2. N0083rP00F

          Why not a Flower Plot?

        3. Rodrigo

          Sex sells and lesbian sex sells more!

  3. Jen Aside

    Not remotely transparent…

    Either of you 😉

  4. arjay2813

    that isn’t exactly how the plot to Easy A went…

  5. Cranberrier

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Ahem. I am pleased by this development.

  6. Plasma Mongoose

    I wonder what the shipping forcast is for today?

    1. fellixe

      Favorable with an outbreak developing on the horizon.

    2. Wix

      I predict Izzy will try a Leslie and fail, then move on to Roz since her chest is in the picture (leaving room for actual bra shipping.)

      1. Izzy

        I’m not the kind of person that likes to disappoint!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Gunning for the position of Internet Fanservice Provider I see. 😀

        2. Izzy

          your grav makes that comment for me lol.
          Yeah I guess so. I actually wasn’t going to do any more after the first one, but people just keep setting me up with challenges. either purposely or accidentally. Regardless, my Joyce grav made it into todays page of my webcomic lol.

    3. Shade

      Cloudy with a high chance of lesbians.

  7. Moonshine McGee

    Well it seems Robin and Les Bean are linked by fate.

    1. Matt

      Clearly, since Leslie went from being a grocery store clerk in California to a professor in Indiana. Them fate strings pull strong.

      1. coobee

        Maybe the inspirational teacher that persuaded her to go to college was abducted by aliens in the Walkyverse? So in this ‘verse she never had that marriage mishap and realised she was gay the old-fashioned way; experimentation in freshman year 😉

  8. Jimmy

    If this happens I just hope it works out better than it has in SP so far.

    1. ryan

      we’ll all be dead and buried before that much time passes in DoA.

      1. Henry

        Here’s hoping for the occasional time-skip. Or we’ll all be dead by the time they’ve been through a month of college.

  9. Plasma Mongoose

    “I want you to expand my sister’s world view with your tongue”

    1. Rikushadow5

      There we go. It’s short, sweet, and to the point.

      When did we start trying to use overly-long sentences with more work than we needed to communicate?

      1. Xalticus

        That brings me back to when I use to Roleplay(RP) on Yahoo Chat, where folks like myself would try to make every post at least a paragraph in length, which when RPing with folks of lesser skill levels(aka the one liners) would get increasingly difficult, that is unless you were fighting them, then it was easy as: more words = stronger attack, less words = easier to find holes in their defense.

        Those were the days back when my computer couldn’t run any games, only chat programs, so I made due.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I remember back when RPers were either RPed totally in Purple Prose or totally in Beige Prose, never the best combination of the two.

        2. Name Given

          You mean now?

      2. wandering meme

        Well, if she came out and said “i want you to make hot smoking lesbian love to my politician sister in order to create a scandal that’ll tear her world asunder because of our sibling rivalry, pretty please” I doubt much would come of it.

        Then again, she could end up making a constituent out of leslie yet!

        …VOTE DESANTO! she plays BOTH sides like a true BI-partisan!

        1. Khrene Cleaver

          And hopefully shes also a true Bi-sexual!

    2. fellixe

      My sister is reunning for re-election and I aim to see that she gets licked.

      1. Henry

        See it’s funny because it’s a double entendre…

    3. Wix

      And the fun part is that Leslie seems to be in favor judging by that last statement. Then the sex tape that Roz planned will wind up on the internet and while the numbers of one group will jump, the other will drop like a rock leaving her with decreased votes from the older groups, but MUCH higher numbers from the younger voters (18-24/26)

      1. Fauxlosopher

        That’s already on the internet. Which is how Robin learned about it.

        1. Wix

          I meant of Robin and Leslie.

    4. Kernanator

      It’s better than her doing it with her penis.

  10. The Sound Defense

    Leslie Bean don’t take no shit.

  11. dchorror

    Conflict of Interests!

    Sorry, had to bring it up, since everyone was talking about it with Sal and Jason.

    1. taekwondogirl

      I don’t think it’s *quite* the same when it’s not the student but yeah.

  12. Ragnal

    Well, that much was obvious, Les, yes.

    But do you know she has the potential for ruining her campaign, hmmmmm?

  13. gaspacho

    So… I’m guessing Robin’s constituency is a tad homophobic as well?

    1. Thor

      Dude. It’s Indiana.

      1. Andy

        And southern Indiana at that. The only difference between the area and Kentucky is…um…never mind.

        1. Valdrax

          Quality whiskey?

        2. Wix

          The fried chicken?

        3. Random832

          I believe the phrase you are looking for is “The Ohio River”.

  14. Henry

    And hilarity ensues.

  15. Ridureyu

    And so, Leslie manages to A: See through Roz, and B: take complete control of the situation.

    HA HA!

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      She’ll be doing the same with Robin soon enough I suspect.

      1. wandering meme

        Licky licky style?

        1. Khrene Cleaver

          No, with her penis.

        2. Shade

          Kinky.

        3. Henry

          In the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEE?

        4. Jackson

          Femurs, nickel, babies. &c., &c..

          Did I hit ’em all?

  16. Kaci

    She still looks so mad though! She must be playing hard to get.

    1. MM

      Perhaps she’s mad at herself for letting hormones trump beliefs?

      1. Khrene Cleaver

        I think shes mad at Roz for assuming it wasn’t work. Cause Les know she want to hit that.

        1. MeHael

          Or more of a ‘see, the thing that bothers me here is that you think I’m stupid enough not to see through that..’

          No one likes to be called stupid, directly or otherwise.

  17. Mystere

    I shall be slightly sad if they end up hooking up in this universe as a surrogate for other-universe Robin and Leslie eventually making peace and/or out.

  18. Ravux

    Sexy times are go in all the universes. All of them.

    1. TheBenenator

      All 8^8 of them? 88888888~)

      1. Fauxlosopher

        All of them.

  19. iggzy

    This is going awesomely right now….as a side note though, if you have Robin break Les’ heart again, I may have to hate you Willis, if only a little

    1. phildog

      This. However he has said that not everything will transpire the same in this universe as things did in the first.

  20. myfiststhirstfornecks

    awwww yeah

  21. George

    Her face says “It’s not working”, her libido says “WOOT!”

  22. Daeva

    Somehow, I can see this whole conversation being held with nothing but a series of humorous and somewhat crude hand gestures.

  23. vlademir1

    Hmmm… Leslie and Robin here will fail rather quickly and spectacularly I think, meanwhile I expect that they will eventually reunite over in Shortpacked… after both have grown a little, mainly Robin but still both

  24. Eri

    Nooo, Leslie, nooo!

    Don’t fall in with The Agenda!

    (I’m totally kidding, btw)

  25. AckAckAck(Bizarro Roz)

    *Drag the drama tag in*

  26. fellixe

    Spelled differently.

  27. wandering meme

    If you can see the ditch, why fall in?…
    …oh, right. I keep forgetting the power of @$$!

    1. Khrene Cleaver

      My good man, what woman-loving person wouldn’t wanna fall in Robin’s ditch?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Don’t you mean valley?

        1. Fauxlosopher

          Either/or. There is no wrong answer.

        2. creatorx2

          The only wrong answer is to not play at all.

          Wait.
          Yeah, something like that.

        3. MeHael

          How about a nice game of chest?

        4. wandering meme

          I prefer the term “cave-diving”…

          Just another reason to VOTE DESANTO!

  28. Waldo

    I like this universe’s Roz much better than SP so far.

  29. Spazman

    “Senator DeSanto sex tape leaked to the internet. Which DeSanto is better in bed? More at 11.”

    1. Kirby

      “We go to our college correspondent Daisy for the inside scoop after she has combed over these tapes multiple times… Daisy?”

      Daisy: Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…. Rozin Bean… I mean… uh… I’ll… I’ll be right back… I just have to watch them again….

    2. coobee

      “Points are awarded to the junior DeSanto in terms of style and stamina, but the Senator wins on overall lesbians.”

  30. Zoey

    oh shes as serious as a beaver chopping wood

    1. N0083rP00F

      Innuendo much? XD

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      For some reason, that innuendo makes me visualise Lorena Bobbitt.

  31. coobee

    I love Les’ expression in panel four… very much the teacher takin’ no bullshit.

    (And then she keeps it up when she says it’s working, which is hilarious.)

    1. Joraiem

      She’s still not taking any bullshit. She just wants Roz to come out and say it.

      Roz: “I want you and my sister to do the humpty bumpty.”

  32. Asuka L.S.

    Translation of Leslie in panel 4:

    “Make with the $%^*-ing DETAILS, Roz! You’ve already made your sale!”

    1. Just for kix

      Perfect!

  33. krim

    hmmm anyone notice how roz has no cleavage…even in the low cut top…? just sayin.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Maybe Roz is a DFC.

  34. agentksilver

    Urrrrrrgh. God no. Unless it turns out Robin already has someone on the side, or Leslie is just trying to dig up dirt on Robin, or, you know, anything more interesting and different than a rehashed Robin-is-actually-gay plot. I’m sick o these two, no matter the universe. Let’s move on already.

  35. Shifty

    Haha! Leslie is a sharp one! Although if I were her, I’d probably try to avoid getting caught up in another one of Roz’s political scandal schemes

  36. Mr. Cat

    “Expanding her worldview?” Is that what they call it those days…

    1. Zoey

      yea its what i call it! (in my seductive voice) “Im like hey there lover wanna expand your world view? im an Irish Brit lets get you cultured!” XD

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Cultures and genitals are an uneasy mix.

    2. fellixe

      “Ooh, baby, you make me wanna shift your paradigms so HARD!”

  37. begbert2

    I honestly don’t see how Leslie got “you’re trying to hook me up” from what Roz said. Sure she’s right, but it was a huge leap given what she actually had to work with.

    1. fellixe

      Awkward questions + body language = BUSTED!

  38. Crumplepunch

    RE Joe was asked permission.

    Wait.

    Ethan is gay in this universe?

    (That makes me want to… dance.)

  39. Princessanarchy

    This was two years ago (give or take)
    When are we gonna see some Leslie action? Like, is this an abandoned side-story??

    1. Kirby

      Yeah, that’s probably one of the thing that disappointed me the most about re-reading this. That this storyline wasn’t picked back up.

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