So…. the corrupting power of Sauron’s evil is represented by Dannying things up?
Kuraimizu
actually Amber is Smeagol
Amazi-girl is both Gollum and her precious.
she threw away Danny herself, when Danny
tried to get Amber to give up the persona of Amazi-girl
her obsession is so far gone in fact,
that she’s convinced that Sal saving her life from the truck,
robbed her of the last of her dignity.
gkheyf
Oooooh. I was still thinking back to the parking lot fight scene. Good call on the truck. How the crap could i forget that?
Didn’t she lose her virginity to Mike on their high school prom night? Not sure that’s got any relevance where Sal’s concerned.
Nono
She didn’t, high school prom was a failed foray with Ethan.
TheStranger
Huh. You’re right. I initially read that strip as her getting busy with Mike after things failed with Ethan, but re-reading it, it’s Mike suggesting that Ethan’s mind was in two places at once that night.
GO HOME AMBER! ! ! your caught up in a melodramatic, clichéd, half-assed, yet still somehow completely lazy, misunderstanding plot-line that nobody ever liked in the first place. do yourself a favor and take my advice, go ask Danny if he loves you or amber, which ever side of you he chooses should have make-up sex with him. (p.s. we all know that’s how Willis would do it if he gets them back together – don’t believe me? go read shortpacked)
Um yeah except Willis’s plotting has changed a lot since Shortpacked!, it’s a completely different world & set of rules, the characters have developed in very different ways, and Danny’s not Mike.
But yeah just tell all of us exactly what the author of this comic is going to do next.
Wrong forum for entitled whining and demands about script and storyline; Questionable Content WCDT is over that way.
TheAnonymousGuy
I’m not trying to whine, I’m just tired of the misunderstanding plot point because real people don’t do this crap, and before anyone says anything the point of this slice of life style story is to make you connect with the characters as if there real, I mean, throw an actual wrench in the works, have sal accidently kiss Danny (somehow), have Danny get into it with amber and in his concerned rage (brought on by sal) spill the beans on amazi-girls identity in front of sal, have what originally happened but sal come to console one of them, if Danny than they become a little closer and amber sees their hanging out as sal stealing him or a betrayal, or if she went after amber she could try and talk some sense into her only for amber to attack her making bitter anger a mutual, legitimate rivalry. Just don’t put two people in the same spot and say “whoa! you two are here at the same time, were breaking up and you tried to steal my boyfriend so I’m gonna fuck you up.” Now I love Willis’s stories I wouldn’t read them if I didn’t but, the misunderstanding plot line is so clichéd even days of our lives wouldn’t use it.
Yumi
I don’t think that’s what happened. Amber saw Danny interacting with Sal and got upset, sure– not because she thought Sal was going “steal” Danny from her in that she was going to go after him romantically, but that she was going to/did “turn him against her.” She arrived at this conclusion because Danny was beginning to realize and try to address how unhealthy her behaviors are. She reacted very negatively to this because of progressing mental illness.
Basically, I don’t see this as some cliché misunderstanding plot line.
Nena
That’s how I saw it too. Sal is wise enough to know that this Amazagirl/Amber thing is unhealthy. Danny only wanted to help. This is Amber descending into madness. Worse of all, is she is becoming her father by being a bully. She’s focusing on everyone’s bullshit, but failing to see that she has bad elements in her as well.
Amber is fundamentally correct. Sal convinced Danny to tell Amber to stop being Amazi-Girl. There’s nuances and she missed, and definitely the concerned, caring tone, but she is fundamentally correct about this situation.
Yes, she hasn’t told Danny how Sal hurt her years ago. That’s a little frustrating. But it was a formative, humiliating experience for her and that’s understandable.
Oh man, I wonder if she’s gonna tell Dorothy. That would be interesting.
Kinoko
It’s not just a misunderstanding, it’s miscommunication, the destroyer of relationships.
This specific situation (vigilante superhero wrongly concerned that her unjustly titled “archnemesis” is turning her lover against her) is a hyperbole, but the emotions underlying it are all too real. The point is that Amber is self-destructive, which real people are. Jealousy is a real thing, and it comes from a place of insecurity. You don’t need to walk in on your boy making out with someone else to feel jealous. THAT would honestly be some Days of Our Lives shit.
Emily Crowe
Real people also don’t dress up in spandex and dissociate from their alter ego like this. So, the whole “real people” argument is pointless here. (Okay, I’ll admit at one point in my life I did do that whole dissociating thing between me and who I was online, but I’m far from normal).
Joner
idk about dressing up as a superhero, but real people definitely disassociate between personalities and realities. it’s a real issue that can really hurt people, including themselves. trust me on this one, i have some experience.
Stick to speaking for yourself in the future, yeah?
TheAnonymousGuy
Okay, I speak in one of two ways A) in general as a comment on the current situation or topic, or B) for my self ony, I don’t presume to speak for others, never have. Never will. Finally, in my original comment I more or less making a banner full comment toward amber, however when I recited criticism on my comment, waranted at it is, I felt it a good idea to explain the reasoning behind my comment. I’m sorry if anyone thought this was directed toward willis or anyone else. That wasn’t and is NOT my intention.
ischemgeek
Maybe, if you don’t want someone jumping down your throat over speaking for them without their OK, you should quit using universal language (“nobody ever liked…,” “we all know,” etc) to imply that everyone agrees with you when discussing your personal opinion.
I, for one, really resent it when someone tries to imply that I agree with them without asking my thoughts on the matter. As in, if you want to hit my rage button, do that. I am trying very hard to be civil in this comment since if I put my charitable hat on, I genuinely don’t think you realize exactly how not okay doing that is to some people (me being one). And with extra charitability, maybe you don’t realize that’s what using that sort of language does.
You don’t know what other people think unless you’ve asked them. Quit implying you do, and we’ll be cool.
Thank you for expressing this so well. I didn’t have the mental energy or focus to word it, but this is why I was so deeply bothered by that comment (and whenever people say similar things). It was good of you to spot that they might not be seeing how their message reads to other people.
My problem was what ischemgeek expressed. I don’t mind you feeling any way you want about this storyline, we can feel differently about it, but it makes me deeply uncomfortable whenever someone claims they are voicing everybody’s opinion.
One of the reasons I will love Ambush Bug forever is he did an entire miniseries in which ever issue ended with Darkseid turning up on the couch, or behind the register handing him his fast food, or whatever.
In the last issue, Bug reveals that it’s an inflatable Darkseid and he’s just been leaving him around to create drama.
503 thoughts on “Two”
Schpoonman
Ease the fuck up there, Gollum.
Mandy
Amber’s gonna end up falling into a volcano.
Stephen R. Bierce
On the darkest steppes of Mordor…
Woobie
I met a girl so fair
Opus the Poet
But Gollum and the evil one
MeHael
I guess I’ll keep on
SenorScience
RAM-BUL-LIN’!
motorfirebox
sing my song
Saucistophe
While shining that big
Some1
Joyce looks back on her army. As they stand in front of the black gates of Toe Dad.
Joyce: For Danny
Everyone charges
Baronbrian
*slow clap*
Doctor Smart
but doesen’t danny represent the ring in this scenario… are they throwing danny into the lava?
Thor
Only if we are really lucky.
lejwocky
I’m sure some Ethan-lava metaphor can be established
Rowen Morland
Well it was the flames in which the ring was forged. So I guess they are throwing Danny back into his mum.
Plutoniarch
For a nickel.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
If anyone’s getting thrown into anybody’s mum for a nickel, shouldn’t it be Mike?
…although that would make Mike the One Ring… >_>
merbrat
…and Ethan *is* hot…
The Other Mike
Yeah, but he’s not really flaming.
gkheyf
B(
Bagge
So…. the corrupting power of Sauron’s evil is represented by Dannying things up?
Kuraimizu
actually Amber is Smeagol
Amazi-girl is both Gollum and her precious.
she threw away Danny herself, when Danny
tried to get Amber to give up the persona of Amazi-girl
her obsession is so far gone in fact,
that she’s convinced that Sal saving her life from the truck,
robbed her of the last of her dignity.
gkheyf
Oooooh. I was still thinking back to the parking lot fight scene. Good call on the truck. How the crap could i forget that?
Rukduk
Does that somehow make Sal and Marcie Frodo and Sam in this scenario? Cause, not gonna lie, I think Marcie would make an awesome Sam.
Nemirthel
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that. Any bets on what is most likely to be her precious?
Doctor_Who
Either Danny or some really filthy Steve/Tony/Bucky slashfic.
Tadaboody
Dont forget the blue and white transformer
quietpeas
She’s having a mental breakdown.
JestamErHar
I think so. And it’s gonna be really messy
Aeron
SHE TOOK THE PRECIOUS!!!
Kitschensyngk
SAL WALKERTON WE HATES IT WE HATES IT FOREVER
Rebecca
…You’re not Jenna’s Side.
begbert2
Perhaps Schpoonman is Jenny’s nemesis, a supervillian, who might yet become close to Jenny as time passes and they get to know one another?
That is, Jenny’s Talia?
maarvarq
Yet another comment to regret not being able to upvote.
PlainMarie
Exactly!
Grooveycakes
That comment just made my day.
Teddae
Oh shit…..
Vivvav
Clearly the only thing left to take is her mantle. Sal’s gotta become the new Amazi-Girl.
Doctor_Who
Once you’ve taken someone’s mantle, where can you display it?
inqntrol
The Hall of Justice?
Baronbrian
Larger mantle.
TachyonCode
So… waaay beneath the earth’s crust, then?
Baf
I think you’re supposed to put them on a sort of shelf over your fireplace.
Ethan
You place their mantle on the mantel.
Lurlock
Or else you get the hose again?
Makkabee
It’s mantels all the way down.
Clif
+1 Internets all the way down.
Jacques Cornelius Parrot III
I’m pretty sure at that point Amber’s brain would just pop.
Ana Chronistic
“I also lost my virginity but I guess I can’t blame that on her or maybe this story’d be completely different”
TheStranger
Didn’t she lose her virginity to Mike on their high school prom night? Not sure that’s got any relevance where Sal’s concerned.
Nono
She didn’t, high school prom was a failed foray with Ethan.
TheStranger
Huh. You’re right. I initially read that strip as her getting busy with Mike after things failed with Ethan, but re-reading it, it’s Mike suggesting that Ethan’s mind was in two places at once that night.
Whoops.
Dana
I find TheStranger’s version more amusing.
TheAnonymousGuy
GO HOME AMBER! ! ! your caught up in a melodramatic, clichéd, half-assed, yet still somehow completely lazy, misunderstanding plot-line that nobody ever liked in the first place. do yourself a favor and take my advice, go ask Danny if he loves you or amber, which ever side of you he chooses should have make-up sex with him. (p.s. we all know that’s how Willis would do it if he gets them back together – don’t believe me? go read shortpacked)
Historyman68
Um yeah except Willis’s plotting has changed a lot since Shortpacked!, it’s a completely different world & set of rules, the characters have developed in very different ways, and Danny’s not Mike.
But yeah just tell all of us exactly what the author of this comic is going to do next.
DSL
Wrong forum for entitled whining and demands about script and storyline; Questionable Content WCDT is over that way.
TheAnonymousGuy
I’m not trying to whine, I’m just tired of the misunderstanding plot point because real people don’t do this crap, and before anyone says anything the point of this slice of life style story is to make you connect with the characters as if there real, I mean, throw an actual wrench in the works, have sal accidently kiss Danny (somehow), have Danny get into it with amber and in his concerned rage (brought on by sal) spill the beans on amazi-girls identity in front of sal, have what originally happened but sal come to console one of them, if Danny than they become a little closer and amber sees their hanging out as sal stealing him or a betrayal, or if she went after amber she could try and talk some sense into her only for amber to attack her making bitter anger a mutual, legitimate rivalry. Just don’t put two people in the same spot and say “whoa! you two are here at the same time, were breaking up and you tried to steal my boyfriend so I’m gonna fuck you up.” Now I love Willis’s stories I wouldn’t read them if I didn’t but, the misunderstanding plot line is so clichéd even days of our lives wouldn’t use it.
Yumi
I don’t think that’s what happened. Amber saw Danny interacting with Sal and got upset, sure– not because she thought Sal was going “steal” Danny from her in that she was going to go after him romantically, but that she was going to/did “turn him against her.” She arrived at this conclusion because Danny was beginning to realize and try to address how unhealthy her behaviors are. She reacted very negatively to this because of progressing mental illness.
Basically, I don’t see this as some cliché misunderstanding plot line.
Nena
That’s how I saw it too. Sal is wise enough to know that this Amazagirl/Amber thing is unhealthy. Danny only wanted to help. This is Amber descending into madness. Worse of all, is she is becoming her father by being a bully. She’s focusing on everyone’s bullshit, but failing to see that she has bad elements in her as well.
Historyman68
Amber is fundamentally correct. Sal convinced Danny to tell Amber to stop being Amazi-Girl. There’s nuances and she missed, and definitely the concerned, caring tone, but she is fundamentally correct about this situation.
Yes, she hasn’t told Danny how Sal hurt her years ago. That’s a little frustrating. But it was a formative, humiliating experience for her and that’s understandable.
Oh man, I wonder if she’s gonna tell Dorothy. That would be interesting.
Kinoko
It’s not just a misunderstanding, it’s miscommunication, the destroyer of relationships.
This specific situation (vigilante superhero wrongly concerned that her unjustly titled “archnemesis” is turning her lover against her) is a hyperbole, but the emotions underlying it are all too real. The point is that Amber is self-destructive, which real people are. Jealousy is a real thing, and it comes from a place of insecurity. You don’t need to walk in on your boy making out with someone else to feel jealous. THAT would honestly be some Days of Our Lives shit.
Emily Crowe
Real people also don’t dress up in spandex and dissociate from their alter ego like this. So, the whole “real people” argument is pointless here. (Okay, I’ll admit at one point in my life I did do that whole dissociating thing between me and who I was online, but I’m far from normal).
Joner
idk about dressing up as a superhero, but real people definitely disassociate between personalities and realities. it’s a real issue that can really hurt people, including themselves. trust me on this one, i have some experience.
Gecko
Stick to speaking for yourself in the future, yeah?
TheAnonymousGuy
Okay, I speak in one of two ways A) in general as a comment on the current situation or topic, or B) for my self ony, I don’t presume to speak for others, never have. Never will. Finally, in my original comment I more or less making a banner full comment toward amber, however when I recited criticism on my comment, waranted at it is, I felt it a good idea to explain the reasoning behind my comment. I’m sorry if anyone thought this was directed toward willis or anyone else. That wasn’t and is NOT my intention.
ischemgeek
Maybe, if you don’t want someone jumping down your throat over speaking for them without their OK, you should quit using universal language (“nobody ever liked…,” “we all know,” etc) to imply that everyone agrees with you when discussing your personal opinion.
I, for one, really resent it when someone tries to imply that I agree with them without asking my thoughts on the matter. As in, if you want to hit my rage button, do that. I am trying very hard to be civil in this comment since if I put my charitable hat on, I genuinely don’t think you realize exactly how not okay doing that is to some people (me being one). And with extra charitability, maybe you don’t realize that’s what using that sort of language does.
You don’t know what other people think unless you’ve asked them. Quit implying you do, and we’ll be cool.
Gecko
Thank you for expressing this so well. I didn’t have the mental energy or focus to word it, but this is why I was so deeply bothered by that comment (and whenever people say similar things). It was good of you to spot that they might not be seeing how their message reads to other people.
Gecko
My problem was what ischemgeek expressed. I don’t mind you feeling any way you want about this storyline, we can feel differently about it, but it makes me deeply uncomfortable whenever someone claims they are voicing everybody’s opinion.
Kris
Except I’m pretty sure Sal already is Amazi-girl!
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/hero/
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/scoop/
Mr. Mendo
So, anyone else expecting Darkseid to turn up on Amber’s couch in the near-future?
inqntrol
Or Emperor Palpatine?
Doctor_Who
One of the reasons I will love Ambush Bug forever is he did an entire miniseries in which ever issue ended with Darkseid turning up on the couch, or behind the register handing him his fast food, or whatever.
In the last issue, Bug reveals that it’s an inflatable Darkseid and he’s just been leaving him around to create drama.
Tomas
When Titans Clash!
EvilMidnightLurker