Incidentally if anyone wants to make Dexter & Monkey Master fanfiction, I have created this tool; http://www.fanficmaker.com [/plugging my website….yay…]
You could turn the sex slider up and…welll….
I did think about putting DoA or Shortpacked in as a preset, but given what horrors it can make I don’t know how that would effect my chances of Willis sending me future kickstarter rewards 😛
Jen Aside
MuHhahaha! The Evil Ruth laughed as she looked at her vaste armies!!! “Soon I will destroy the Indiana!!! And nothing can stop me!!!
Billie was singing a song about a bunch of flowers.
Suddenly she bumped into Billie.
“Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house.”
“Yes I come here every full moon.”
Suddenly, Ruth appeared.He put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex!
They turned around .
But they fell on a giant skeliton.
“oh no us have hurt yourself ” said Billie.
“I believe Ruth is behind this!”
“Noooo�!”
“He is behind an evil mega organisation to dominate ourtown.”
“How”?
Using a ancient lazer and overloading it.
“can we stop him?”
Yes, by finding the pencilcase of hell.
“where?”
In the modern castle , hidden in the vally of death , opposite the lamp from nania.
“Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!”
“Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!”
And with that they left
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course pretty Joyce and faithfull Walky. Smart and clever Sal and… and Danny.
I too had heard of Danny and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him But here he stood before me, leaning over and pokeing things on a map. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.
And when he spoke, he sounded so… I swooned right in front of him.
“We should defeat Ruth,” Danny said.
“I agree,” said Billie, “but I’m not sure.”
“We can use your new friend,” said Danny. “Ruth doesn’t know Anirana Halfelven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
“But Anirana Halfelven is still very inexperienced,” said Billie, “And I worry about her.”
“Don’t worry,” said Danny, “I know Anirana Halfelven can take it on. Trust me on that” And he gave me a wink.
In the corners of my eyes I saw Billie stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.
I walked after Billie and said: “What’s wrong?”
“Nutting” Billie said but I didn’t believe her.
“No seriously, you can tell me, I’m really good at picking up on these things.”
“You’re right, you’re really good at picking up on those things,” said Billie and sighed. She then said: “You know my past, right?”
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: “yes.”
“Well, it… it… makes it hard for me to make connections with people.” Billie said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
“And I feared,’ Billie said, ‘that when I saw you talk and awke at Danny like that, that you may… you may no longer find me that interesting?”
“But I do!”
‘And without you, I don’t know if the world is still worth saving,” Billie said with a sniffle, “how can I defeat Ruth if you won’t be with me?”
“Well, uh, I didn’t think you’d like me that much,” I said blushing.
But then, then Billie leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
Now, how to find him? We know she has a palace, but theres so many!”
Billie said: “I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
“Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done”
“Yes, well done indeed”
So they went to the base.
As they entered there was lots of Henchmens.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and hurt them all with their concealed clubs(but no one died!).
.
“Ok, she is sure to be in the big room at the top in his palace ” said Danny pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
“look out!” shouted Sal.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later…
The hatch opened and hundreds of gangsters with rockets sprung down.
“oh god! What are we going to do!?” said Walky
“We gota think fast” said Danny.
“Ok”
“I know you dont like violence, Billie, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please..” Said Anirana Halfelven
“Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them” said Billie who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious.
“Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!”
More fell down, but they killed them all quickly.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
“So you have come” said a voice booming from the sky
A plane appeared above them.
Ruth laughed at them from it.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha”
“I could gun you all down from here with my ozis, but I would rather do this…personal style.”
She leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
“Ready?” she said, still laughing.
. Billie removed her shirt and flexed her abs.
“Yes. I am ready. ”
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral bazookas).
“I kill you dead”
Ruth kicked Billie in the nose
Billie fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha” laughed Ruth
“You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?”
“I had too, for all that is good and just in the world.”
“Well now you will die. Goodbye.”
Ruth leaned over Billie holding his penis.
“Quick Billie use this!” said Anirana Halfelven ,chucking a nearby wheelbarrow towards Billie.
Billie grabbed it and chucked it towards Ruth hard, knocking her backwards….off the edge of the tall house they were on!
“Goodbye, Ruth have a nice fall!”
“ARrrrrgggg”
“We are safe now, she fell to certain doom.”
Walky and Danny got out from behind a tree where they were doing stuff. “Thank you, you saved us all”
“Dont mention it.”
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End
…oooooookay!
Undrave
I think she’s researching her next crime spree! This time she’s draw even BIGGER DICKS! And on new surfaces! No longer the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit, just Dingdong Bandit!!
Marianne
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! You can’t just change a supervillain’s MO like that! It would be like if the Riddler started using limericks, or the Joker started using mime! No, see, if this career in supervillainy is to progress (I mean she’s already got a caped do-gooder on her back), Joyce needs to up her game by actually putting up new whiteboards in places – potentially including giant classroom sized ones, of which there’s surely plenty in a college – solely so they can be defaced with dingdongs! In fact, since she’s the one who put the whiteboards on everyone’s doors in the first place, how do we know this wasn’t her evil plan all along?
Lume
Exactly! Joyce will be the Whiteboard Dingdong Mural Bandit!
Jen Aside
a giant mosaic of dong-erase boards
Graveyard Evangelist
What good is your own personal super-foe when they already know your secret identity? Whenever you commit a crime, theres no real escape :/
Deanatay
David: remember, Joyce has a roommate (and yes, Sarah is probably in bed – remember, she’s an antisocial misanthrope, she doesn’t go to parties or study sessions). If she were watching cartoons in the middle of the night, she’d need a headset. So, yes, it’s probably pictures or text, and yes, judging by the face, it’s probably pr0n.
Jen Aside
I had a roommate with no such requirement. Lost many a night’s sleep because, it was “her” room, too!, so she deserved to have all the lights on and stereo blasting.
Yes, fellow antisocial peeps, it took me YEARS to understand how to ask, “Well, where am I supposed to SLEEP? YOU can blare music and study ANYWHERE ELSE.” Stupid “putting other people 100% before yourself” social conditioning!
Ivan
I hope you have snuffed whoever conditioned you that first way! To improve you must permanently overcome AND get revenge!
Jen Aside
Haha, sorta close? She got in trouble with her parents for “blackmailing” me, because she wanted me to forge an acceptance letter when she didn’t get into some program… [she said she would pay me but never did, so when her dad called saying the jig was up and asked me if she paid me, I said no, so he assumed I was being blackmailed]
It’s really quite ironic and sad that what may push Walky away from Dorothy, to the point of ending their relationship, is not his immaturity but his maturity. He can’t stop worrying about Billie now. It’s making a man out of him. But he can’t share that growing side of himself with Dotty. This hurts them both, but unless they change the parameters of their relationship, there’s not much they can do about it.
He *did* also rebuff her feelings (“why can’t you share this with me”) by reminding her of what she said herself: that the relationship was for fun, and she was gonna go to Yale or somethin’.
Resulli
You can tell that the college life is changing everyone here. Walky is pulling a…Walky and getting more mature because he’s basically being forced to. Joyce is becoming more worldly against her will. Billy is learning just how different she is now than when she was in school and even Dorothy may be doubting her life plans in spite of having them forever.
The real world is very different from high school. These people are learning it.
Rideps1
But Mike is still Mike.
Mike will always be Mike.
OctopusGardener
Mike’s assholiness is a universal constant.
AustKyzor
And Mike will always be doing your mom
Jen Aside
except when he’s doing Ethan (or Jacob??) purely to spite you
Ivan
All of that – and not even… what? 6 days into the semester??
Isn’t it still his immaturity keeping him from talking about this with Dorothy?
Deanatay
I suppose. Just because somebody matures, doesn’t mean there’s not still some immaturity in them. Walky’s intentionally pushing Dorothy away, in my opinion – partly to protect himself. He doesn’t want to grow too attached to her, because he know she will leave him in a year or so. But he also doesn’t want Dorothy to grow too attached to him. He believes in her dreams, believes she can attain them, and doesn’t want to be an anchor that prevents that. He wants her to be happy, and he believes he’d be an obstacle to that, in the long run.
He’s wrong, of course – he’s Walky – but until one of them realizes they can’t be happy without each other, their relationship will continue to deteriorate.
dalky
Dorothy is not going to get into Yale. There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.
I mean, it’s all about where Willis wants to take her character, but my money is on her getting rejected (again) and having to deal with the reality that she’s not the female Ubermensch. It happens to all of these kinds of students sooner or later.
Jen Aside
That’s an interesting interpretation. I figured Dorothy chose IU for financial reasons, but given her “maybe I can settle for vice-president” comment, that might be the case.
timemonkey
Dorothy’s not going to Yale, but only because the comic will never get far enough in that they’ll get to the transfer.
It’s been stated again and again and again that Dorothy’s ambition is not something that needs to be or will be punished.
Ivan
There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.
It worked for George W. Bush. Even Willis couldn’t have come up with a horror ending like the one that started with the Supreme Court and a crooked FL Sec of State with a boss who was the candidate’s brother!
Ivan
—Just because somebody matures, doesn’t mean there’s not still some immaturity in them…
That’s your worst case scenario? Really? How dull. I want Joyce to be researching a mutagenic plague that destroys 99% of the population and turns the rest into church mouse choir boys.
Rachel Roth
I have an internet for you. To what address shall I send it?
pyrophobia
*le math*
… So the world’s population will consist solely of 70 million church mouse boys?
Joyce is a supervillain indeed…
Riku
A gospel of church mice and/or a gospel of choir boys if you will.
Literally thought of those phrases at work today so thanks for giving me the opportunity to post that
237 thoughts on “Unlocked”
An Average Loser
Sleep tight.
airyu
The ladies seem able to, at any rate.
Idon'tcarenomore
Aw.
Jen Aside
Walky just wants to sleep with EVERYBODY
David Herbert
So far he has Dorothy and Billie. Maybe he can get in on Joyce’s cartoon marathoning.
Riku
That’s what she was doing? Honestly thought she was looking up pictures of dicks.
RevenantBacon
No, you were right the first time. I mean, just look at that look on her face. That’s the face I get when I look at dicks.
Barf Ninjason
Right? It’s that lip-biting, isn’t it?
Disloyal Subject
Must the two be mutually exclusive?
Tenn
While image googling “Dexter & Monkey Master”, Joyce discovered Rule 34.
das-g
Showing results for “Dexter x Monkey Master”
Search instead for “Dexter & Monkey Master”
Ivan
Search for “Dexter & Vein-Laden Monkey Dongs”
Thomas Wrobel
Incidentally if anyone wants to make Dexter & Monkey Master fanfiction, I have created this tool;
http://www.fanficmaker.com [/plugging my website….yay…]
You could turn the sex slider up and…welll….
I did think about putting DoA or Shortpacked in as a preset, but given what horrors it can make I don’t know how that would effect my chances of Willis sending me future kickstarter rewards 😛
Jen Aside
MuHhahaha! The Evil Ruth laughed as she looked at her vaste armies!!! “Soon I will destroy the Indiana!!! And nothing can stop me!!!
Billie was singing a song about a bunch of flowers.
Suddenly she bumped into Billie.
“Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house.”
“Yes I come here every full moon.”
Suddenly, Ruth appeared.He put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex!
They turned around .
But they fell on a giant skeliton.
“oh no us have hurt yourself ” said Billie.
“I believe Ruth is behind this!”
“Noooo�!”
“He is behind an evil mega organisation to dominate ourtown.”
“How”?
Using a ancient lazer and overloading it.
“can we stop him?”
Yes, by finding the pencilcase of hell.
“where?”
In the modern castle , hidden in the vally of death , opposite the lamp from nania.
“Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!”
“Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!”
And with that they left
I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course pretty Joyce and faithfull Walky. Smart and clever Sal and… and Danny.
I too had heard of Danny and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him But here he stood before me, leaning over and pokeing things on a map. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.
And when he spoke, he sounded so… I swooned right in front of him.
“We should defeat Ruth,” Danny said.
“I agree,” said Billie, “but I’m not sure.”
“We can use your new friend,” said Danny. “Ruth doesn’t know Anirana Halfelven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
“But Anirana Halfelven is still very inexperienced,” said Billie, “And I worry about her.”
“Don’t worry,” said Danny, “I know Anirana Halfelven can take it on. Trust me on that” And he gave me a wink.
In the corners of my eyes I saw Billie stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.
I walked after Billie and said: “What’s wrong?”
“Nutting” Billie said but I didn’t believe her.
“No seriously, you can tell me, I’m really good at picking up on these things.”
“You’re right, you’re really good at picking up on those things,” said Billie and sighed. She then said: “You know my past, right?”
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: “yes.”
“Well, it… it… makes it hard for me to make connections with people.” Billie said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
“And I feared,’ Billie said, ‘that when I saw you talk and awke at Danny like that, that you may… you may no longer find me that interesting?”
“But I do!”
‘And without you, I don’t know if the world is still worth saving,” Billie said with a sniffle, “how can I defeat Ruth if you won’t be with me?”
“Well, uh, I didn’t think you’d like me that much,” I said blushing.
But then, then Billie leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
Now, how to find him? We know she has a palace, but theres so many!”
Billie said: “I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
“Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done”
“Yes, well done indeed”
So they went to the base.
As they entered there was lots of Henchmens.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and hurt them all with their concealed clubs(but no one died!).
.
“Ok, she is sure to be in the big room at the top in his palace ” said Danny pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
“look out!” shouted Sal.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later…
The hatch opened and hundreds of gangsters with rockets sprung down.
“oh god! What are we going to do!?” said Walky
“We gota think fast” said Danny.
“Ok”
“I know you dont like violence, Billie, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please..” Said Anirana Halfelven
“Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them” said Billie who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious.
“Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!”
More fell down, but they killed them all quickly.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
“So you have come” said a voice booming from the sky
A plane appeared above them.
Ruth laughed at them from it.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha”
“I could gun you all down from here with my ozis, but I would rather do this…personal style.”
She leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
“Ready?” she said, still laughing.
. Billie removed her shirt and flexed her abs.
“Yes. I am ready. ”
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral bazookas).
“I kill you dead”
Ruth kicked Billie in the nose
Billie fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha” laughed Ruth
“You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?”
“I had too, for all that is good and just in the world.”
“Well now you will die. Goodbye.”
Ruth leaned over Billie holding his penis.
“Quick Billie use this!” said Anirana Halfelven ,chucking a nearby wheelbarrow towards Billie.
Billie grabbed it and chucked it towards Ruth hard, knocking her backwards….off the edge of the tall house they were on!
“Goodbye, Ruth have a nice fall!”
“ARrrrrgggg”
“We are safe now, she fell to certain doom.”
Walky and Danny got out from behind a tree where they were doing stuff. “Thank you, you saved us all”
“Dont mention it.”
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End
…oooooookay!
Undrave
I think she’s researching her next crime spree! This time she’s draw even BIGGER DICKS! And on new surfaces! No longer the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit, just Dingdong Bandit!!
Marianne
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! You can’t just change a supervillain’s MO like that! It would be like if the Riddler started using limericks, or the Joker started using mime! No, see, if this career in supervillainy is to progress (I mean she’s already got a caped do-gooder on her back), Joyce needs to up her game by actually putting up new whiteboards in places – potentially including giant classroom sized ones, of which there’s surely plenty in a college – solely so they can be defaced with dingdongs! In fact, since she’s the one who put the whiteboards on everyone’s doors in the first place, how do we know this wasn’t her evil plan all along?
Lume
Exactly! Joyce will be the Whiteboard Dingdong Mural Bandit!
Jen Aside
a giant mosaic of dong-erase boards
Graveyard Evangelist
What good is your own personal super-foe when they already know your secret identity? Whenever you commit a crime, theres no real escape :/
Deanatay
David: remember, Joyce has a roommate (and yes, Sarah is probably in bed – remember, she’s an antisocial misanthrope, she doesn’t go to parties or study sessions). If she were watching cartoons in the middle of the night, she’d need a headset. So, yes, it’s probably pictures or text, and yes, judging by the face, it’s probably pr0n.
Jen Aside
I had a roommate with no such requirement. Lost many a night’s sleep because, it was “her” room, too!, so she deserved to have all the lights on and stereo blasting.
Yes, fellow antisocial peeps, it took me YEARS to understand how to ask, “Well, where am I supposed to SLEEP? YOU can blare music and study ANYWHERE ELSE.” Stupid “putting other people 100% before yourself” social conditioning!
Ivan
I hope you have snuffed whoever conditioned you that first way! To improve you must permanently overcome AND get revenge!
Jen Aside
Haha, sorta close? She got in trouble with her parents for “blackmailing” me, because she wanted me to forge an acceptance letter when she didn’t get into some program… [she said she would pay me but never did, so when her dad called saying the jig was up and asked me if she paid me, I said no, so he assumed I was being blackmailed]
Beem0b0t
More like maraDONGING! Ooooooo
Aisling
Pretty sure Joyce is watching porn lol.
T Campbell
It’s really quite ironic and sad that what may push Walky away from Dorothy, to the point of ending their relationship, is not his immaturity but his maturity. He can’t stop worrying about Billie now. It’s making a man out of him. But he can’t share that growing side of himself with Dotty. This hurts them both, but unless they change the parameters of their relationship, there’s not much they can do about it.
liahansen
well you just have a fancypants analysis for everything dontcha
Jen Aside
It’s the T Campbell way
pyrophobia
He *did* also rebuff her feelings (“why can’t you share this with me”) by reminding her of what she said herself: that the relationship was for fun, and she was gonna go to Yale or somethin’.
Resulli
You can tell that the college life is changing everyone here. Walky is pulling a…Walky and getting more mature because he’s basically being forced to. Joyce is becoming more worldly against her will. Billy is learning just how different she is now than when she was in school and even Dorothy may be doubting her life plans in spite of having them forever.
The real world is very different from high school. These people are learning it.
Rideps1
But Mike is still Mike.
Mike will always be Mike.
OctopusGardener
Mike’s assholiness is a universal constant.
AustKyzor
And Mike will always be doing your mom
Jen Aside
except when he’s doing Ethan (or Jacob??) purely to spite you
Ivan
All of that – and not even… what? 6 days into the semester??
timemonkey
Isn’t it still his immaturity keeping him from talking about this with Dorothy?
Deanatay
I suppose. Just because somebody matures, doesn’t mean there’s not still some immaturity in them. Walky’s intentionally pushing Dorothy away, in my opinion – partly to protect himself. He doesn’t want to grow too attached to her, because he know she will leave him in a year or so. But he also doesn’t want Dorothy to grow too attached to him. He believes in her dreams, believes she can attain them, and doesn’t want to be an anchor that prevents that. He wants her to be happy, and he believes he’d be an obstacle to that, in the long run.
He’s wrong, of course – he’s Walky – but until one of them realizes they can’t be happy without each other, their relationship will continue to deteriorate.
dalky
Dorothy is not going to get into Yale. There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.
I mean, it’s all about where Willis wants to take her character, but my money is on her getting rejected (again) and having to deal with the reality that she’s not the female Ubermensch. It happens to all of these kinds of students sooner or later.
Jen Aside
That’s an interesting interpretation. I figured Dorothy chose IU for financial reasons, but given her “maybe I can settle for vice-president” comment, that might be the case.
timemonkey
Dorothy’s not going to Yale, but only because the comic will never get far enough in that they’ll get to the transfer.
It’s been stated again and again and again that Dorothy’s ambition is not something that needs to be or will be punished.
Ivan
There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.
It worked for George W. Bush. Even Willis couldn’t have come up with a horror ending like the one that started with the Supreme Court and a crooked FL Sec of State with a boss who was the candidate’s brother!
Ivan
—Just because somebody matures, doesn’t mean there’s not still some immaturity in them…
He’s maturing immaturely.
AHR
JOYCE WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
otusasio451
Best case scenario: adorable kittens.
Worst case scenario (at least for Joyce): penises.
Plasma Mongoose
She’s checking out a how to draw wangs tutorial.
JessWitt
Web Tutorial Vid Title: “Salacious Sketches with Sketchy Sal”. *(not Sal Walkerton)
newllend
Is the *( Sal walkerton) part of her name.
Lume
Sal: (Wearing a mustache) Ok, so after you draw the two ballsacks here, you have to move on to the foresk-
Walky: Hey, want a sandw-
Sal: GODDAMNIT
synecdoche
TWO ballsacks?
Opus the Poet
You mean you didn’t know they were divided internally?
leadsynth
She’s probably a pro by now. Maybe she’s posting some wangs on DeviantArt.
Jen Aside
How To Draw Wanga
Ivan
“Lynda On Dongs & Scrotums”
nothri
That’s your worst case scenario? Really? How dull. I want Joyce to be researching a mutagenic plague that destroys 99% of the population and turns the rest into church mouse choir boys.
Rachel Roth
I have an internet for you. To what address shall I send it?
pyrophobia
*le math*
… So the world’s population will consist solely of 70 million church mouse boys?
Joyce is a supervillain indeed…
Riku
A gospel of church mice and/or a gospel of choir boys if you will.
Literally thought of those phrases at work today so thanks for giving me the opportunity to post that
Suitora
She’s biting her lower lip. It’s penises. I guarantee it.
Glacirus
OBVIOUSLY it’s more dicks. Or butts. Because in the morning, all whiteboards will have Butts drawn on them!
Jen Aside
The Whiteboard Butts Disease… Spreader
Ivan
It’s called the E-Butta Virus.
JustcallmeSoul
Butts Disease is the biggest contagion this side of the internet.
Lume
Or dick and butts. BUTTS DISEASE IS FOREVER AND SO IS DINGDONG BANDIT GIRL
Jen Aside
Then, the convergence… The Butt-Stuffer
Zekies
It’s called “hot-dogging”
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Slipshine. Joyce is doing research for her future as a porn lord.
Kamino Neko
Amazi-Girl Rule 34.
Godozo
Hopefully NOT anything to keep her from falling asleep….
Rabid Rabbit
I’m pretty sure the answer is Slipshine Mouseboys.
Psyme
Are you reading this, Willis?
Mr. Random
Hey Joyce.
Whatcha lookin’ at?
You look like you’re having fun.
Maveric1984
This
Mr. Random
Well that was a risky click.
Jen Aside
I was expecting them to be humping (YES, that’s on Youtube–fucking perverts)