Vouch
Posted on November 14, 2011 by David M Willis

153 thoughts on “Vouch”

  1. Kernanator

    Hey, Butts Disease is a very serious and sad issue in today’s society.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      If left untreated, it can lead to Ass Burgers.

      1. Kernanator

        Which is responsible for at least 50% of all butt-related deaths.

        1. arjay2813

          and a large amount of jokes in webcomics

        2. darcos0

          you don’t understand, Butts Disease can also lead to laughing your ass off, you don’t want to know how that physically feels.

        3. Wandering Meme

          My friend had butts disease…*exhales*
          …she …her…she used to have a big ‘ ole butt, and now…

          Sorry this is just so hard to talk about…

        4. arjay2813

          well honestly i was going to say a buttload of jokes, but i figured that was to obvious

      2. Confuzor

        First 2 comments win the entire thing!

      3. Jetstream

        Dammit Cartman!

  2. Jen Aside

    He’s got a point.

    1. Kernanator

      I love how it seems that he has something in common with Sarah.

      1. George

        Oh Cheese… I hope nothing stupid happens until one of them leaves the room. Walky and Sarah could make a snarkularity!

      2. johannhowitzer

        Most people have stuff in common with most people. We just usually emphasize differences.

  3. Plasma Mongoose

    This will teach you to read QC.

    1. Alex

      What has Jaques done to the world?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Created a new epidemic apparently. 😛

        1. Jacob

          Jeph says that David’s the one with Butt’s Disease

        2. ALostProphet

          Willis does ALL the webcomics!

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Are you saying that Willis is the webcomic’s answer to Typhoid Mary?

          OH MY!

        4. lokitsu

          David Willis…

          PATIENT ZERO

        5. TheBenenator

          ALL of them. 88888888~D

        6. Lordphulish

          He gets around. Oh no. He’s the carrier, HE’S THE CARRIER!

      2. lightsabermario

        My God. It’s spreading! It’s apparently targeting all webcomic creators and their characters! Soon they will only be able to draw butts and make butt-related jokes! David Willis is only the most recent of a series of victims. Who will be the next poor victim of this malicious disease?

        1. NakedDumblydore

          I think we’ve all just outlined the premise for a “Contagion” sequel.

    2. Locke

      Holy crap, they DID end this strip by all looking to one side.
      I mean, I know not all QC strip does that, but many of them do, and when I finally noticed it, it creeped me out for some reason. It’s like the characters know something horrible that’s about to happen to you, but they’re not going to tell you, no, they want to see you suffer…
      … Wait, that might just be schizophrenia…

  4. David Herbert

    So it’s a real thing in the DoA universe?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      It’s like Tourette syndrome but only afflicting webcomic artists, Butts Disease was named after the surname of the first known sufferer, Seymour.

      THE MORE YOU KNOW…

  5. A. Colunga

    What about babygotbackitis?

    1. ALostProphet

      induced by Babygotbacteria

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        caused by a mutation in the PJ genes.

        1. fellixe

          Pajama Genes!
          Slowly back away from the pants, Walky! Bad things may transpire!

        2. Wandering Meme

          Are you kidding? The pants are a vaccine!that’s the real reason he needs the pants! Walky’s trying to save the world!

        3. A. Colunga

          …within the cellular DNA (Damn Nice Ass)

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          +1 for awesome acronym.

        5. Wandering Meme

          Should be more concerned with GNA (Got No @$$).

        6. Kernanator

          Which is read through RNA (Really Nice Ass)

    2. Wandering Meme

      A dangerous disease. Leads to slapping, grabbing, goosing, shaking, and reverse cowgirl.

  6. iSaidCandleja-

    I know a cure for Butts Disease. But Walky can’t order it because he’s a boy.

  7. Muffinivorous

    Aargh no, not Butts Disease! IT’S SPREADING…

    (ironically, I am now studying for an exam on infectious disease. Just thought I’d let everyone know.)

    1. fellixe

      Be wary of what comes out of spreading Butts.

      1. Linlin

        Linlin says: THANK YOU FOR SPREADING ASS 8D

        1. Wandering Meme

          Just makes it easier doesn’t it?

      2. Blob Marley

        *snerk*

        1. fellixe

          Now we know why there is no cure for this disease. With all the fine research scientists is this world too few are willing to look into Butts.

  8. ALostProphet

    Honestly, that’s pretty spot on. It’s really hard not to be amused by someone with a phobia of something really innocuous or harmless, no matter how crippling it is for them, E.g, Hair that’s parted to the left.

  9. Kirby

    But didn’t Willis start it with a guest strip to Jacques?

    1. Kirby

      This was supposed to be a Reply to Alex. -_-

      1. NakedDumblydore

        Actually it was started in a Twitter exchange between the two even before that! 😀

        The more you know….

        1. Wandering Meme

          had to do it…

  10. Aizat

    Walky’s a troll?

    1. ALostProphet

      U mad, Sarah? *coolface*

      1. NakedDumblydore

        I think you mean *coolFAAACE!!!*

    2. Blob Marley

      Must be. Didn’t you see his exchange with Sal? Troll. Face.

    3. Wandering Meme

      No no no…he has no colored hair. And he doesn’t get on message boards and comment sections and say “first!”

  11. Plasma Mongoose

    Anyone who claims that they can treat Butts Disease with cake is lying!

    1. ALostProphet

      Anyone who claims that they can treat Butts Disease with their penis is lying! and probably needs to take a blood test.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        and the cure will cost WAY more than a nickel.

        1. Blob Marley

          Thanks for spelling “nickel” correctly. I see “nickle” a lot and my Spelling Socialist senses tingle so furiously…

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          The only time I have seen nickel spelt as ‘Nickle’ is as someone’s last name.

        3. Wandering Meme

          Any ways, your prolly not gonna wanna see da next comix wheir mikes gonna pop in and make da nykle joke

        4. Kernanator

          …You’re trying to give him an aneurysm, aren’t you?

        5. Blob Marley

          the paaaainnnnn

    2. Aizat

      If I recall, the only way to treat Butts Disease is a swift kick in the butt.

      1. Wandering Meme

        Ankle deep! Then twist 3x, push once, and twist twice!

        So that’s: kick, push, twist, twist-twist, push-twist, twist, and you’re done.

        1. Lordphulish

          Then do a barrel roll!

    3. Valdrax

      With enough cake, you can no longer tell where the butt begins and ends.
      Food for thought.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Sponge cake for a spongy butt.

  12. Ryan Balis

    Dorothy is becoming the new Joyce for DOA. I’ve grown to like her and frame 2 made me love her!

  13. Stephen Bierce

    Weird thought… Nathan and/or Meredith appearing (eventually) in this continuity. And/or a second real-life superhero/villain/whatever.

  14. Larson E. Jones

    I honestly wonder just how many people don’t understand the joke.I mean, there has to be SOME people who don’t read both this comic AND QC…..that’d be a hassle.

    1. David

      The joke is “butts disease” sounds funny. It’s the reason why I used it. That I also used it in a QC guest strip didn’t feature prominently in my mind.

      If other people who are not me agree that “butts disease” sounds funny, then they “understand the joke.”

      1. T Campbell

        Now what the hell am I supposed to do with this 243-page thesis?

        1. Wandering Meme

          Put out online for college kids and label it “biology term paper”

      2. Boringamus

        So I do get the joke then. I’m so proud of myself now. 😀

        1. Blob Marley

          D’awwww, Dotty makes this reply so much cuter.

      3. madd

        And then there are the 1,001 twitter references …

    2. Boringamus

      Guilty. What are we all laughing about?

    3. Leorale

      I don’t read QC, but Walky’s jump to ‘Butt Disease’ didn’t strike me as odd or out of character for him.

      1. Jackson

        Butts Disease is universally funny.

        1. das-g

          Comedy gold?

  15. Raye

    At first, understanding this in-joke made me feel happy—like I was an insider. Then it made me feel sad, very sad—sad that I have no life at all.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Life? What is this life thing you are talking about? 😛

      1. madd

        You mean … what is this thing called life?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I couldn’t say it that way, otherwise the RIAA would be all over my ass with lawsuits for copyright infringement. 😛

  16. BYOND Master Programmer

    “what’s the problem is”

    1. Chris M

      Thank you! Pretty disappointed I had to scroll down this far to see someone point it out.

    2. Zababcd

      Dear Walky:
      The problem is follows the word ‘problem’ in your sentence. Without it, the structure of his sentence allows for the desired meaning.

      Now that Walky knows what’s the problem is, he should be able to ask what the problem is with greater success.

      1. Zababcd

        *your, not his. I’m meant to be addressing Walky, not other commenters.

    3. Jackson

      WHAT’S IS that guys even his PROBLEM

      its like heg got BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE

      1. TsunamiJane

        …….

        what.

        ……

  17. Plan D

    I’m going to start shipping Walky/Sarah. Right. Nooooww….

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      I really like this. Sarah, secretly adoring his care free spirit, appears to merely tolerate his zany expressions of love that prove not everyone will hates her for snitching on a roommate that threated her life’s goals. Walky can’t believe someone so serious would stick by him as he tries to extend is childhood into perpetuity.

      And they both lack a filter between brain and mouth, which could combine to produce heckling that would make Statler and Waldorf proud.

  18. Bickendan

    Doorway troll, lol.
    Gonna have to use that as troll bait at some boards I frequent.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Is it any relation to a gateway troll?

      1. Wandering Meme

        The door is the gateway to the outside world and thus the mysteries of the universe.

        Walky has no idea of the power he now possesses…

  19. Bmblb

    I hate to be the grammar police, but “… what’s the problem is.”
    “what is the problem is”
    *shiver*

    1. Wandering Meme

      what he meant to say was: “WUT-DA-PROLEM-ID?”

  20. John

    Dorothy looks kind of depressed that she’s got to own up to Walky being her friend.

    1. John

      … I keep forgetting that I’ve got Walky for my avatar here. Sometimes that makes the comments funnier, but this one it makes kind of weird.

      1. Blob Marley

        Walky can refer to himself in the third person if he wants!

        1. Wandering Meme

          To exemplify the wisdom and objectivity, that Walky Armstrong is.

          Walky Armstrong is not bound by societal norms

  21. Locke

    First panel Walky has the perfect hapless idiot grin. I’ve no doubt worn it many times myself.

  22. turkishproverb

    Ok, that was reasonably funny.

  23. Blob Marley

    I just hurt myself laughing. Thanks, Willis. Ya jerk!

  24. Bunk

    Oh Butts Disease… You’re only 50 more uses away from people stating that they have you.

    You know… OFF the internet that is…

    1. Blob Marley

      I butts can’t turn in my butts paper today butts because my butts Butts Disease butts is flaring up butts. Sorry, Professor butts.

    2. Wandering Meme

      so all you’d need now is someone to sing butts to the tune of the meow mix song.

      Butts butts butts butts,
      Butts butts butts butts,
      Butts butts Butts BUtts,
      BUTTS BUtts butts butts…

  25. Izzy

    Woo! Butts!

    1. Blob Marley

      With an avatar like that, there is only one response.

      Woo! Boobs!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Woo! Sweater puppies.

        1. Izzy

          you just inspired the comic you will see if you click my name

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          *WONDERS IF JOYCE’S SWEATER PUPS ARE AS BIG AS THAT DOGS HEAD*

        3. Wandering Meme

          Woo! Chesticles!

        4. fellixe

          Bodacious breastesses!

  26. Henry

    Well, at least he’s honest.
    Also, love his idiotic grin in the first panel.

    1. lightsabermario

      Oh wow I completely missed that hilariously doofy grin. lol

  27. Ragnal

    Third panel makes it look like Dorothy’s fixated on that red dot.

    …Why is it there?

    1. David

      It’s a sticker on their closet corkboard. I’ve lightened it now to make it les conspicuous.

      1. Ristar

        you made it less conspicuous so Dorothy would stop stairing at it right? It was keeping her off task? Darn actors have the attention span of webcomic artists! 😀

    2. ryan

      she’s supposed to be staring at it. they’re going to add a cg creature in post.

  28. Xi

    I’m kinda disappointed anybody pointed out the whole “what’s the problem is” thing. People accidentally slip up their grammar all the time in real life, and seeing that occasionally in a webcomic might make it more relatable. You know, as long as it isn’t entirely littered with spelling and grammar mistakes. And if anybody were to make a grammar slip up (accidentally or otherwise), I think Walky is a prime contender. You know, ’cause of him bein’ a doorwaytroll an’ all.

    1. fellixe

      Will you be okay? Can we get you anything?

      1. Xi

        I’m not entirely sure. Whatever it is, it’s Willis’ fault. 😛

  29. Josh

    The “butts disease” tag returns only one comic.

    This is a travesty.

    1. Mrelegos

      Check some of questionable contents guest strips

  30. espanolbot

    I wonder what Walky’s response to what happened to Joyce’ll be. I mean, I know that he probably won’t make fun of her for what happened (even he isn’t that stupid or cruel), but the situation does seem to be a bit more adult than he’s used to thus far.

    Going from his PJeans Quest to a semi-friend’s account of assault and near daterape’ll cause some kind of mental whiplash.

    1. ryan

      i’m sure that when he finds out what happened, he’ll make a nice segue into pajama jeans.

  31. Mancuso

    Starting the week with a case of butts disease… what else can I ask from the universe? Aaaaaaaah…!
    (Falls back in slo-mo into giant Millenium Falcon-shaped bed while dozens of butt-shaped pillows shower from an implied albeit invisible ceiling area)

  32. Joraiem

    Okay, yes, Butts Disease is funny. But I’m more curious about Dorothy’s look in panel 3. She’s not looking anyone in the eye – why is that? Does she really not consider him a friend, and she’s just being nice, or is this just the guilt about last night?

    DAMN IT WILLIS YOU WILL NOT DISTRACT ME WITH BUTTS

    1. madd

      What if it’s a goatse butt? I think that would distract anyone … wait … I think think the word I’m looking for is disturb …

    2. begbert2

      She dumped Daniel because she thought was too loopy for her new serious college life. And now she’s got Walky hanging around. From her perspective, she is not trading up.

    3. Xi

      I think more along the lines of she’s starting do develop a major crush on Walky, and is upset because she can only admit to him being a friend (I also think some funky things happend after the Monkey Master porn, but that’s beside the point). I also like to think that Walky is going to school to become a doctor in this universe, but maybe I’m reading too much into it, and crediting David Willis on more foreshadowing than he’s capable of…. Either way, good job Willis.

  33. Kelsey

    Walky….Just….Don’t talk. Ever.

    1. Michelle J Caboose

      Your avatar goes so well with that statement. ^_^

  34. Michelle J Caboose

    I just had to make a new Gravatar from panel 5. I just love the expression on Joyce’s face. ^_^

    1. turkishproverb

      This place is filled with mean ladies! 😉

      1. Michelle J Caboose

        Funny thing is, IRL, I look more like Kelsey’s av. My glasses are even oval-shaped. ^_^

        At work, I usually have the same expression, as well.

    2. Izzy

      And a nice Gravatar it is, indeed.

  35. Professor Zoot

    As along time sufferer of Butt-Hertz syndrome, I find Walky’s comment very insensitive.

  36. Shirashima

    Oh goodness. I just caught up with QC wherein Dave gave Jeph the Butts Disease, and now I come over here only to find more Butts Disease? What ARE these worlds coming to? I want a world free of Butts Disease. If you’re like me and wish to join in this noble journey, send an email to nomorebutts@butts.crack and donate time, money, or butts jokes to those in need…..

    I mean, not butts jokes. Dang I can’t keep the world free of Butts Disease after all. 🙁

  37. John

    I just got pajama jeans spam.

  38. Gargamel

    Why would Joyce assume he was going to make fun of her?

    1. David

      I dunno, you tell me.

      1. Gargamel

        A lack of trust?

        1. David

          Man, this site sure does camouflage its links too well, don’t it.

  39. DSL

    There is currently an ad for butt-enhancing jeans (def. not PJ jeans) on the page as I write this. Bots disease?

  40. Shothra

    I see you’ve been working with Jeph a bit lately >_>

    1. David

      *facepalm*

      1. Shothra

        Don’t hate bra, butts disease is serious business.

  41. MelodramaticFool66

    I hear butt’s disease is extremely rare and deadly :0

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  43. Hanii Puppy

    I just realised that I read Walky’s speech in the voice of Beast Boy in TT.

  44. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

    “And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass, and I and the lad will go yonder;”

    Genesis 22:5

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