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Wearing
Posted on January 14, 2013 by David M Willis
Everything's threesomes with Joe. Well, okay, he wishes.

132 thoughts on “Wearing”

  1. Jen Aside

    And he wants in.

    Well, if there were more chicks involved.

    1. Aizat

      Yeah but three guys and one woman seems a bit unfair, ain’t it?

      1. Yotomoe

        true. Dorothy deserves 4 guys.

      2. none

        I don’t see a problem with 4 guys.

        1. Aizat

          I was going to mention how it’s impossible but then my mind drift back to one of the videos I watched during my research.

        2. Kernanator

          Research. Is that what they’re calling it nowadays?

        3. Aizat

          Yeah, it avoids the glaring that people give when you admit that you watch porn.

        4. Kernanator

          Hey, porn historian is a legitimate profession.

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          I hope the tissues and hand lotion are tax deductable.

        6. AckAckAck

          IRS: “Here’s your tax deduction for this year. Also for next year you don’t need to explain it in detail. Please.”

        7. Pyr05

          Plasma, it would if it counted as work related. If they are used, say as a means of indexing, say, a FI (Fappability Index) then the answer is yes. If not, I’m afraid you’ve squandered your attempts at revenue.

        8. JA

          You have to learn somehow, and the best way is through research 😛

        9. taekwondogirl

          Let’s up it to 5 Guys. I hear they’re good.

        10. Hawkwing

          The fries are ok, but I’m not a big enough fan of the free peanuts to pay for the experience.

        11. Mally

          The shakes are orgasmic. And I can definitely concur with some: You need to get yourself that double cheeseburger.

        12. Hashbrownmashup

          i prefer 5 guys

  2. Xydux

    I believe Walky is right. Threesomes are less embarrassing.

    1. Aizat

      Yeah, at least with threesomes you can brag about it.

      1. Yotomoe

        I would never stop bragging. Hell, I wouldn’t shut up about a two-some.

        1. Aizat

          I wish I could brag about it. I couldn’t even get someone interested.

        2. Xydux

          I found someone who’s interested.

          Okay, maybe it’s my hand! SO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

        3. Aizat

          Oh that’s just great, found someone who’s interested and it’s someone’s hand over the Internet.

        4. Pyr05

          I feel sad for the fact you haven’t considered doing ‘stranger in the bed’ and make it a ‘two handed weapon’ at the same time.

        5. Boom

          What?

        6. Xydux

          ….not in you, you dumbo! IN ME!!!

      2. taekwondogirl

        Ehh, if you’re a guy. It’s usually not something chicks can “brag” about, regardless of the set up.

  3. David Herbert

    Don’t worry Joe, they adhered to the bro code and didn’t make eye contact.

    1. licoricepencil

      Hey, it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.

      1. Aizat

        True, true.

      2. Joe H

        Only if your balls don’t touch each other.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      It’s not gay just as long as balls ain’t touching.

      1. Hans Tjelle

        Well, with a honey in the middle there’s some leeway, so they should be okay

  4. Aizat

    Joe likes it when there’s a crowd.

  5. Plasma Mongoose

    Thanks a lot, now I am visualising Dotty in a spitroast.

    1. Aizat

      Like a rotary chicken?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Kind of… but with less fire and more dicks.

        1. Yotomoe

          so like, a Richard convention?

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          spitroast: A variation of doggystyle where the person in-between is performing oral or paizuri on a second person while being penetrated from behind.

          The more you know…

        3. Madock345

          I never knew the word Paizuri before.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          The only reason I used the word paizuri is because it sounds nicer than titty-f**king.

        5. AckAckAck

          Thanks for the image Plasma. Someone out there will start a R34 pic thanks to your “detailed” explanation.

        6. Brando

          Agreed.

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          I can only hope. 😀

        8. Pyr05

          Ack, this strip automatically BECAME Rule 34’d for a. existing, and b. for simply stating threesome. Cudos, Plasma, for driving it into the zone without quesion.

    2. Zach

      Danny licks Walky’s ear as Walky rakes his fingers down his back. What here isn’t shippable?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Is that why your Amber grav looks like she’s playing a yaoi dating sim?

        1. Aizat

          You know, I was going to do the “I hate yaoi” spiel but then I remembered that I’m not in a place where the yaoi fangirls are.

        2. Zach

          It’s not yaoi, it’s a slash-fic. Like YOUR porn, only I can publicly pretend it’s tasteful.
          Yaoi dating sim? Need a pick of an eager Joe to make my post complete.

        3. Aizat

          I’m not judging you, chief. Just that I had a history with a yaoi fangirl.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          I take it that she lived down to the rotten-girl stereotype?

        5. Zach

          If I wasn’t clear, ^ this is in in the spit roast.

  6. Doctor_Who

    I remember when Walky claimed to be into guys just to not admit he liked a girl. Now he’s willing to pretend he double teamed that same girl with another dude.

    …Character development?

    1. Yotomoe

      Walky doesn’t know how to lie.

      1. Kernanator

        He does, he’s just really bad at it.

  7. Wonder Wig

    If Joe was given 3 wishes he’d used each wish for one third of a threesome.

    1. Aizat

      First wish: threesome
      Second wish: threesome
      Third wish: Wish for three more wishes

  8. Aizat

    7 comments? I counted 8.

    1. Aizat

      Never mind.

  9. Raen

    Joe looks far more horrified at the prospect of a devil’s threesome than I would expect.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Or at least the prospect of Danny being in one.

      1. Tom Speelman

        I’m pretty sure if that happened, reality would collapse. Well, the Dumbiverse’s reality anyway.

        1. Doctor_Who

          Do you think there’s a Threesome tag somewhere?

          Bet Joe would pull it in a heartbeat.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          The only place I can imagine a threesome tag is attached to a Queen-size matress.

        3. Yotomoe

          What tag is on a King-size matress?

        4. Aizat

          The tag that, if removed, could make you a felon.

        5. Pyr05

          As a relatively funny comedian once said in front of his wife, the king size EASILY provides room for three people. Meaning, of course, the sex capacity is six.

        6. Josh

          At minimum, you probably get 10+ with some stacking.

        7. Notebooked

          ‘threesome’ and then a comma and then the characters involved.
          Willis’ threesomes are always tagged properly.

        8. Xydux

          I think what he’s freaked out about is really the idea that Dorothy was getting it on with her old flame and her current boyfriend.

        9. james

          we have one lunitic trying to destroy a universe because she’s not getting any. we don’t need another

    2. Guy5

      He’s just shocked that someone had a threesom with Danny before he could.

      1. Zach

        ^This. There’s hella’ bromance going on there.

  10. Aizat

    Is it just me or does Joe’s shirt is somewhat suggestive?

    1. Xydux

      …I don’t see it.

      1. Aizat

        A bone and the words “Dig it’, it’s bound to be suggestive or it could be me.

        1. Xydux

          Are you calling my shirt suggestive?

        2. Boom

          Damn right. And I’ve got to say, those naughty ears? I see where you were going with them. Rwor.

        3. Shade

          I think you missed the joke. Look at Xydux’s avatar and think back to the first time you saw that shirt design in the comic.

        4. mrelegos

          Dina can dig my bone, any time.

  11. Clever Trousers

    Why the hell is Joe wearing Dina’s shirt?

    1. Trae Dorn

      THIS HAS CONJURED A DISTURBING SOLUTION.

    2. Lumino

      I noticed that too! How curious…

      1. Boom

        It’s not Dina’s shirt. It’ still a good breeze for sailing, but it’s hardly the typhoon you’re imagining.

    3. thomas0comer

      Oh god
      The ships
      They are all burning

    4. Josh

      Joe is like a foot taller than Dina. 😛

    5. madd

      Threeome!

      1. madd

        THREESOME! Dagnabit!

        In case you are wondering … it would be Joe, Dina and a dinosaur.

  12. Kernanator

    The password is always ‘threesome’.

    1. Aizat

      I thought it was “Swordfish”

      1. Yotomoe

        Swordfish threesome.

        1. Aizat

          That’s gotta hurt.

        2. Kernanator

          The Swordfish’s Dilemma?

  13. Undrave

    ZOMG The zany misunderstanding! There’s like a crap ton of comedy potential in this!

    1. Boom

      Crap ton? Is that a new unit of measurement to represent dead weight?

      1. Neospector

        One crap-ton is the equivalent of 1.5 tons of books from the Twilight series, or one entire audience for a Justin Bieber concert. Conversions also exist for Nickleback concerts, Taylor Swift boyfriends, and Fox news delegates.

  14. thomas0comer

    Gotta love Joe’s Walky face at the notion of a threesome.

  15. Uniqueantique

    I think he just can’t feature Danny in a 3-some. (Let alone a 2-some). And trying to do so hurts. But, there is the clothes and Joe has a one track mind, nothing else he can think.

  16. Resne

    Shhhh, you’ll alert Joyce and she’s already on edge about Walky.

    1. Josh

      Don’t worry, she can join in if she wants.

  17. AckAckAck

    Good jorb everyone. Somewhere out there in the jungle of the internet someone is busy drawing a doujinshi starring Danny, Walky and Dotty.

    1. Pyr05

      jjjjjeeeeooooooorrrrrrbbbbb!

      1. Valdrax

        Yes, uh, that sounds very good. Ah, my only recommendation would be next time try to add some more syllables. Perhaps 3? Perhaps 4?

    2. HLY

      oh please, it existed the moment all three characters where intorduced 😛

    3. mrelegos

      Yes. Their name is Willis. See his tumblr 😉

  18. Tenn

    How cool is this?
    We’ve only been here a few weeks day
    And I already find myself in a three-way

  19. Pyr05

    Ah, I can see it now – Joe has a sit down conversation with Danny about what constitutes a PROPER threesome (according to Joe) leaving Danny confused why the hell he’s talking to him about threesomes. It’ll be like a parent trying to talk about the birds and the bees!

    1. Lord Nullset

      The only improper threesomes are those with no boobs.

      1. Phillip Wilde

        The LGBT community would disagree.

        1. Boom

          At the very least the gay men would. Boobs being fairly critical to a lesbian threesome.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Doublely true for the DFC crowd.

  20. Crumplepunch

    Joe scopes a dude’s shoes first.

    1. Valdrax

      Pretty suspicious… Why does he even know what Danny’s shoes look like?
      (Yes, I know he’s his roommate. The question still stands!)

    2. Darth Cariss

      Yeah. I couldn’t even describe my best friend’s shoes to you.

  21. Lord Nullset

    Maaaaan…now I’m going to spend an hour trying to find Danny/Dorothy/Walky porn >_<

    1. David

      http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/40526692378/dorothy-walky-danny-threesome

      1. begbert2

        I’m not sure that meets the traditional definition of a threesome…but then, he didn’t actually *say* ‘threesome’, did he? :p

      2. Roborat

        That was funny, nice one.

      3. SHAZAM

        It’d always odd to me seeing the weird fan art by the actual creator.

      4. Tandel

        For some portion of the community: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

        For others: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U39kfgjuie4

  22. Dr.Z

    Yes!

  23. Bill Murphy

    I have a feeling that if Joe was actually in a threesome, he wouldn’t know what to do.

  24. Bunk

    Question, how did Hungover Joe recognize Danny’s Shoes? If Danny has multiples then it should be in his nature to do the “Manly” thing and ignore them. What does impaired Joe recognizing this on the spot mean?

    uh…

    He likes shoes?

    1. mrelegos

      Unless Danny has multiple pairs of identical shoes.

      1. Bunk

        Doubt it.

        1. mrelegos

          I dunno, Danny seems like the kind of “safe, predictable” guy who would buy 50 identical outfits if he could, cartoon style.

  25. shecterman15

    Anyone else notice that Joe is wearing Dinas shirt?Ships are being built at the marina…..

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      See this art drawn by Willis that depicts what if Joe did try to wear Dina’s shirt.

  26. kiapdx

    … Since when do blokes notice shoes? (My boyfriend wouldn’t notice mine unless he stepped on them)

  27. deadgirlsloveme

    The longer this comic runs, the more I like Joe and the less I like Walky.

    1. Rheios

      I am in every way the opposite. I think Joe’s kindof a pig. A surprisingly insightful pig at times, but he still smells. (Yes I know pigs are actually surprisingly clean when left to their own devices.)

  28. nothri

    I didn’t know Joe shipped that particular OT3. Huh.

  29. Taigan

    Heh. I’m picturing that threesome differently now than when this comic first came out.

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