HERE IS WHERE I WILL BE AT SMALL PRESS EXPO THIS WEEKEND
THE IMAGE AT THE TOP IS A NEW POSTER I WILL BE SELLING
ALSO LIMITED QUANTITIES OF BOOK 2
HERE IS WHERE I WILL BE AT SMALL PRESS EXPO THIS WEEKEND
THE IMAGE AT THE TOP IS A NEW POSTER I WILL BE SELLING
ALSO LIMITED QUANTITIES OF BOOK 2
183 thoughts on “What Changed”
Jen Aside
Ah, that trademark Danny Dannyness.
thecanvashat
Danny is famed for his Dannyness, which has been theorized as being a method of self defense. The will use the Dannyness to ward off any potential predators by Dannying the area, making it too uncomfortable for the predator to remain in the area. However, this adaptation does not aid with the introduction of modern humans to the Danny’s environment.
FlashXX
By Joe…*drops the pipe* You’re correct sir! I faintly recall this happening during a…”journalism” moment.
GoldStarz
But is it copyrighted?
Bilfred
It’s so copyrighted that Jen Aside has been charged $6.7^8384 for the mere mention of it. That’s pretty damn copyrighted.
desolation0
Doesn’t it make sense though this time? It’s not like he’s introducing them to his actual girlfriend. That he doesn’t have to care if his parents like Amber gives him free reign to say what’s on his mind, even if it’s a touchy subject for his friend.
Reepicheep-chan
Well, yes, that is the joke in the alt text, right? Amber is super nervous about making an impression because Danny is her bf and Danny gives no shits because as far as he knows Amber is NOT his gf.
He could stand to be more sensitive, but that is his flaw to overcome.
Bilfred
Danny is channeling me right now.
Like, if I had a girlfriend.
xain
yup just danning this up at every opportunity
Yotomoe
I think Danny hates himself or something.
timemonkey
Well, he has to spend all day every day with Danny. he probably hates Danny most of all.
Doctor_Who
It’s like his brain won’t accept good things happening to him, so he subconsciously fucks it up at every opportunity.
He’s the Arnold Rimmer of DoA.
…Guess that would make Walky Lister and Joe the Cat.
Aizat
So, there’s also an Ace Rimmer version of Danny then?
Doctor_Who
A Danny from another universe who started out the same but turned out heroic? Weird to think this, but it might be the Walkyverse’s Danny.
I mean, he actually saved the universe once. By being nice to his ex, sure, but it still counts.
Historyman68
Whoa that actually makes sense…
Roborat
Yay, a Red Dwarf reference. Been a coon’s age since I saw on of these in these parts.
Reepicheep-chan
BUT WHO IS THE KRYTEN?
mechaqua
So danning is the DoA universe’s equivalent of britta-ing?
Yotomoe
Or getting Yamcha’d
Aizat
I have this headcanon where Yamcha winded living happy with a harem of ladies by his side ala Chibodee Crockett.
Yotomoe
According to GT Yamcha moved back into the desert and became a bandit again.
Of course GT’s not canon.
Aizat
The only thing I could consider canon from GT is Super Saiyan 4 and even that is pushing it. GT had so much potential and they fucked it up..not as much as “that movie” but still…
Keroshino
Hey let’s not kid ourselves here…
Chibodee is more Bad-ass then Yamcha could ever hope to be!
mechaqua
Perhaps someone should start a Danny fails counter though it would probably overload quickly.So far this strip has 2 fails.
JessWitt
Danny is the AT&T of Indiana University students.
Historyman68
For a while, you could only get an iPhone from him?
Kernanator
Danny sells blackmarket iPhones?
Yotomoe
Oh Danny. Don’t you just want to drop kick him?
Wonder Wig
Or pick-up punch him.
Keroshino
Nah! I would rather “SHORYUKEN” him!!!
Oxyvolt
I gotta agree that sometimes, it’d feel good to HYAKURETSUKYAKU his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
AJBulldis
I feel a need for a “BEHOLD, OPTIC BLAST” myself.
Roborat
“Star Gentle Uterus” would be my recommendation.
John
Personally, I’ve always just hoped he’d get hit by a truck, in a sort of karmic retribution.
Nathan
Ouch! Right below the belt-way!
Luke
Danny can enunciate well with a straw in his mouth…
Yotomoe
And also his foot in his mouth.
Luke
Well, I felt that didn’t need to be mentioned, as it is his natural state of existence.
Doctor_Who
That’s not a straw, Danny just has a weird tongue.
Luke
XD Danny’s a fly! He’s invading the human gene pool, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!
Kiggy
Well, D’oh!
Paul
Oh, Danny. Boy…
Wonder Wig
The (pizza) pies, the (pizza) pies are calling.
saltchocolate
I see what you’re doing there, Wonder Wig.
Aizat
You know what, I don’t think Danny is that bad of a person…why? Because I just found out in the news that three guys set a woman on fire because she rejected them and a few years back, in Malaysia we have a dude who doused his girlfriend in acid…though acid crimes are equal gendered as there are cases where a woman throw acid at her husband’s face.
Raen
I think your standards might be a liiittle too low.
Aizat
Well, humanity nowadays have lowered my standards quite a bit…and making me lose my faith in them every waking moment and making me wish I was a robot so I can wipe them out and replace them with super-intelligent animals.
begbert2
Don’t kid yourself – the superintelligent animals would be slaughtering each other withing a week.
I recommend superintelligent pottery. Made with no limbs, so all it can do is sit there, and scream.
Opus the Poet
You mean “does not kill or maim until the second date” is a standard?
Kaci
I have to agree. Sadly, as far as boys go… He is an average, slightly oblivious one
Yotomoe
Yeah, but were any of them DANNY!!!!???
Point, Yotomoe
Aizat
Dude, obliviousness is not as bad as setting someone on fire for petty reasons.
Yotomoe
Yeah, and rape isn’t as bad as genocide.
Doesn’t make me like Danny anymore than I like rapists.
Aizat
Point taken there.
Count Dracula
The problem with Danny isn’t that he’s a horrible person, it’s that he reminds us of ourselves in ways that are embarrassing to remember.
Doctor_Who
Yeah, I was Danny for most of my life.
And to make it even more embarrassing, my name is actually Dan.
Kaci
don’t feel bad, I was a Danny too. And I’m a girl named Kaci
Aizat
I have a friend named Danny and he’s good with the ladies.
desolation0
All that build up for what your real name is. Whole big secret of the universe big deal. And it turns out to be Dan? Color me a bit disappointed.
Doctor_Who
Now you know why I changed it. You think people would tell legends of Dan and his amazing blue box?
Historyman68
Yes…?
Roborat
That statement would be way funnier if you were a girl.
Aizat
But it is from that embarrassing moment that we learn not to do it again. Danny is more or less a cautionary tale.
Valdrax
You have a strange definition of equal-gendered if all it takes is for it to happen once to the other side.
Aizat
The acid thing…it didn’t just happen that one time. Last time I remembered, there were 30 cases in a week where a guy got acid to the face.
Kaci
Danny, I know you can’t possibly understand your words, but your ways of blurting out personal details will never impress the ladies
Yotomoe
They will make an impression on your face. With their fists. Or perhaps their shoes.
JessWitt
Yeesh, I guess that’s what Dorothy broke up with him, among other things.
JessWitt
*why
Count Dracula
Not pictured: 10 or so empty glasses of soda Danny has gone through so far
Kaci