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Whee hee hee hee
Posted on December 3, 2013 by David M Willis
Tomorrow (Wednesday) Dumbing of Age Book 2 will be available on Comixology! And this weekend I'm still coming to see you folks in Austin at Webcomic Rampage!

236 thoughts on “Whee hee hee hee”

  1. Ryugen

    Smoochy smoochy

    1. Skull025

      Spinny Spinny

      1. Kathleen

        Groundy groundy

      2. Twirls

        Slippy Slippy

        1. Baf

          Wheehee Heehee

  2. Doc Harleen

    Ermahgerd, so adorable.

  3. AHR

    This is Accurate.

  4. David Herbert

    Raise your hands if you’ve done this.

    1. Tom Speelman

      What if we wish we had?

      1. Aeron

        I hereby wish upon you the gift of having this this totally happen to you soon.

        1. Tom Speelman

          Why thank you!

        2. mysss

          :3

    2. LiaHansen

      If by “this”, you mean awkwardly third wheel in the background behind two madly in love friends, then yes, I have.

      1. Turbo Sexaphonic Delight

        ^ Yup, mark me down for that.

      2. Locke

        *raises hand*

      3. cybik

        Haaaaai.

      4. Arkantos

        Waaasssuuuup?

      5. Karfsma778

        Been on both sides, personally.

      6. mysss

        ;_; I didn’t even think of that…I was being optimistic. D:

    3. John

      This is how my high school girlfriend and I would greet each other when we passed in the halls between classes.

      The rule against PDAs may have been due to hazards to passers-by, come to think of it.

    4. Wonder Wig

      Raises hand like a boss.

    5. Sammie1053

      Thanks for making me feel Forever Alone, guys…

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        You’re welcome! ^_^

      2. -Sentinel-

        You’re not alone! Well, maybe you are, but we’re united in our loneliness.

      3. Keroshino

        I’m right there with ya! 🙁

    6. saltchocolate

      And without falling down!

    7. mysss

      Actually, I suppose I’ve done this with hugging before. I only wish it’d been with a significant othe–actually that’s a silly term, of course it was with someone significant. I wish it was with a GIRLFRIENDyperson.

  5. Yotomoe

    And then they banged.
    into the floor.

    1. Jen Aside

      no, just cuddling…

      X-TREEM CUDDLING

      1. Jay Eff

        X-TREEM, eh?

        Looks like Billie’s outfit ain’t the only thing that’s too 90’s around here…

        1. Mr. Bulbmin

          You haven’t gone “too 90’s” until you’re referencing that decade’s worst pop songs whilst wearing a denim jacket wherein the pockets are loaded with N64 cartridges.

        2. Khrene Cleaver

          You just gave me something stupid to do this winter break

        3. Mr. Bulbmin

          Glad I could help (?).

        4. xKiv

          I don’t recognize that version of xtree.

      2. David Herbert

        I wonder if they’ll break some walls.

  6. Plasma Mongoose

    Just hope for Dotty’s sake that this will be the only kind of ‘accident’ she has with Walky.

    1. Yotomoe

      They’ll crash into a truck at full speed.

      1. Doctor_Who

        A-HA! Willis said no one would be hit by a truck in this comic! He said nothing about the truck being hit by them!

    2. Cephalo the Pod

      PREPOSTEROUS.

      Their babies would be adorable.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        But can you imagine Walky as the ‘First Gentleman’ in the White House?

        1. Shrugs

          “First Gentleman Launches ’50 pc. Chicken Nugget Boxes for All Citizens’ program.”

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          And to deal with all the cholesterol/fat based health issues as a result of Walky’s program, Dotty will initiate KEENERCARE.

        3. Xavier Nine

          And the Internet rose up in once voice, and together they said…

          THANKS KEENER.

        4. John

          I’m still rooting for First Lady Joyce Keener.

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          I for one would love to see a Joyce Brown VS Sarah Palin debate.

        6. saltchocolate

          My head is exploding…

        7. David Willis

          I’m not sure it’d be a debate. They’d just keep agreeing on everything.

        8. Plasma Mongoose

          Since Joyce more or less represents what you were when you were younger, you would have been a Sarah Palin fanboy if she was around in the 90s??

        9. David Willis

          Unreservedly. I was a Rush Limbaugh fan and he wasn’t even hot.

        10. Plasma Mongoose

          I first heard of/saw Rush Limbaugh on the Donahue show back in the 80s when as far as I was concerned, kicked Donahue’s ass.

          These days, I’m less than impressed with him these days though.

        11. kelticat

          In a choice between Hannity, Rush, and Savage Nation, I would choose Savage, just because he dislikes everyone equally. I was once stuck in an area where I could only get Fox News Radio during an election year. Savage was one of the few gasps of sanity during that time.

          I’m a moderate btw.

        12. Compulsive Collector

          Michael Savage is a misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic birther who tells “sodomites” to “get AIDS and die.” Suffice it to say, “sanity” has a wildly different definition where I come from.

        13. Kladeos

          American politics…

  7. Tom Speelman

    Man, between this and the new QC, I’ve had my fill of adorable webcomic couples. SO MUCH SQUEE.

    1. LiaHansen

      OHMYGODTHENEWQCOHMYGOD

      1. Curacaobill

        What is this magical QC you speak of? I would like to give it a look

        1. Ben

          You can find it at QuestionableContent.net . Updates daily Monday through Friday.

        2. acutepandemonium

          Keep in mind its been going for like ten years so you’ve got a ~2600 strip backlog and about three artstyle changes to go through.

        3. LiaHansen

          way more changes than that. And the crazy thing is, they’re actually pretty subtle individually, so you don’t really notice while you’re reading. Then, when you look back at the early ones, it just blows your mind.

        4. The Candyman

          The same thing happens in Shortpacked.

        5. xKiv

          I looked back and didn’t recognize Hannelore on her first appearance.

        6. Curacaobill

          I can handle it I on average complete a 1500 page comic every 2 days. If yiou guys have any other suggestions I would love to hear em

    2. -Sentinel-

      Don’t forget Gunnerkrigg.

      1. Tacdud2

        Nice choice!

      2. hmrc4evr

        Heh. ” Paz…Nice choice!!”

        And the look on Kat’s face? Priceless!

        But who’s cuter together…Dorothy and Walky or Paz and Kat??

        1. Tacdud2

          They are both quite the pair.

        2. Ourorboros

          At the risk of being too pervy, it’s Renard’s “sniff sniff” first, before saying “Paz’ that make the joke.
          The reminder that his nose will ALWAYS know what Kat’s been doing.

        3. John

          If you don’t want Rey to know who you’ve been doing, shower and change clothes before you talk to him.

          The question is, is that worth not being able to smell your S.O. on your hands and clothes for the rest of the day yourself?

        4. Tacdud2

          If getting rid of the scent of Paz then it is not worth it. I mean Kat even said blowing her stuff up was worth Paz.

        5. paradoxius

          *who

        6. Curacaobill

          Both are great but we don’t really know much about Paz so I choose Walky x Dorothy

      3. cybik

        I don’t know. Rey’s being kind of “warning, she might be backwater”, and I seriously hope Annie isn’t.

        1. Jenny Creed

          Annie is less prejudiced than anyone I’ve ever seen. I expect homophobia will be one of the easier fears for her to overcome, if she hasn’t already.

          *let’s make DoA the Gunnerkrigg comment section*

        2. Vorkon

          Gunnerkrigg comment section? I’m fine with that! The actual Gunnerkrigg comment section might be okay for letting Tom know what you think, but it’s kind of lousy for carrying on a conversation.

          Anyway, I think potential homophobia will be the least of Annie’s problems. Like you said, she’s remarkably accepting of unfamilar people, ideas, and situations. However, the one thing she’s REALLY bad at is sorting out her own feelings. If she’s afraid of becoming less important to her best friend (sort of like Joyce gets over Dorothy here) she’ll just withdraw like she did when she got her dad’s letter, (and like she behaved at the beginning of the story, for that matter) and will never, ever admit that she’s even having a problem long enough for Kat to reassure her.

        3. paradoxius

          The thing is, I can’t imagine where Annie would have picked up homophobia. She spent her childhood wandering around a hospital, basically only in contact with her mother (and psychopomps). If anything, she would be unfamiliar with same sex relationships, and perhaps made uncomfortable by them, but not bigoted.

        4. Jenny Creed

          It comes naturally to fear the Other, and categorize them as less than human. Pretty much what Reynard said just then. Only he left out that people can easily learn to go against those instincts and behave decently, when we figure out it’s in our best interests.

        5. John

          Annie… does not strike me as someone given to fearing the Other. Basil, Mort, Shadow, Robot, Renard, Muut and the other psychopomps, whateverthehell Zimmy is, Coyote, Ysengrin… Annie herself is part fire elemental… if Kat likes smooching Paz, that makes her about the most normal being Annie knows.

        6. Jenny Creed

          Having seen some weirdness don’t mean a thing that moment when you have your ingrained ideas about boys and girls all shook up, with no warning, by someone you’ve bunked with for years no less.

          Although come to think of it I seem to recall Kat and Annie dealing with rumors about themselves with no fuss, and all that brain stuff with Zimmy and Gamma may very well have given her an uncanny insight in the workings of homosexuality. So I’m changing my guess to “How could you keep this from me”-panic.

        7. John

          It’s not just that she’s encountered weirdness, but that she’s totally unfazed by it. She makes friends with psychopomps and robots and mythological beings without a second thought, because she just treats them like they’re perfectly ordinary. She runs into a ghost, she’s all, “Oh, you’re dead? How’s that working out for you? Yes, yes, that was very scary. Well done.”

          On the other hand, she seems to have problems interacting with normal people, and particularly seems to have issues with sexuality. In general, not just the orientation question. It may be that this is just too normal for her. Infestation of etheric spiders? Got it handled! Some guy hitting on her? Uh… so… uh, what’s my line here? Vengeful ghost-sacrifice trapped in the river? On it! Best friend getting with someone who isn’t changing into a bird or anything? Um… run away!

          Or it may just be that she doesn’t want to end up in Joyce’s position, with her best friend spending all of her free time making out with someone else. With the possibility of extra jealousy because she wants to be the one making out with her friend not entirely ruled out.

        8. John

          (I never thought I’d end up comparing Antimony and Joyce.)

        9. Wizard

          Both of Annie’s parents were Court alumni (for lack of a better word). OTOH, both of them left the Court… On the other (other) hand, they (or at least Anthony) sent Annie back to the Court, suggesting that they must not have had a fundamental disagreement…
          Until we get some more info, it’s really difficult to sort out just what’s going on here.

        10. Tacdud2

          I should probably check back here more often. All I have to say is that I’m ok with whatever happens so long as it doesn’t make the story unreadable. That goes for all webcomics I read.

    3. GoogerGeiger

      I just read the new QC too. Here’s how my reaction went:

      Panel 1: Oh my god… they’re gonna make out
      Panel 2: Oh my god they’re gonna make out!!
      Panel 3: OH MY GOD THEY’RE GONNA MAKE OUT
      Panel 4: eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      1. Sammie1053

        I’d just been browsing old archived strips and was at the part where those two hate each other, so it took me a minute to register what was going on. Once i did, though, it took all of my self control not to jump up and down clapping.
        I’d discuss this more but I feel as if Willis would rather us discuss HIS squeetastic strip instead of his ol’ buddy Jeph’s.

      2. Ourorboros

        Panel 1 – Making Out
        Panel 2 – Really into it
        Panel 3 – Whoops, slipped a gear, still trying to stay in the game
        Panel 4 – Panel 3 just made it cuter. Get the hose.

      3. Wizard

        At least Kat got sniffed in private. Just ask Parley and Smit what real embarrassment is.

        1. hmrc4evr

          If I remember right her teleportational powers are linked to where she emotionally wants.to be….and she ends up on his bed in his dorm room.

          Yea that would suck.

    4. TsunamiJane

      I came here specifically to say that!!! Willis and Jeph must have collaborated.

      IT’S KISSYTIME TUESDAY (TM)

      1. TsunamiJane

        Humph. That reply ended up in the wrong place. Supposed to go for the remark about this and QC both having adorable couples kissing.

        1. John

          Nah, it’s in the right place. The nesting is just sometimes not all that clear.

      2. Arturo

        By day he’s a mild mannered web cartoonist by the name of David Willis, but by night an AMAZING transformation occurs: For he is Jeff Jacques! A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT mild mannered cartoonist.

        1. TsunamiJane

          Nice!

  8. Van Dyne

    damnit guys, you’re supposed to kiss while the camera spins around you. Not the other way round.

    1. Bill

      Right — and then the background fades to black and it’s just you and him/her.  See the final scene of “Knight’s Tale”.

  9. Sensedog

    A makeout whirlwind.

    1. Wonder Wig

      Helen hunt and Bill Paxton hold on for dear life within the twister.

    2. Yotomoe

      Walky and Dorothy destroy the school while macking out with their speed.

  10. Doctor_Who

    Ten feet away, Sal curses as she discovers the treachery of Rainbow Road.

    1. -Sentinel-

      I first read this as “Rainbow Dash” and got confused. I think I need to join my local Bronies Anonymous.

      1. Doctor_Who

        Is that a real group? Because I know several people who could stand an intervention.

        1. Sammie1053

          I know I could, and I’m not even that bad.
          Granted st first glance I saw the same thing he did.
          I think if Sal ever became a My Little Pony fan, the universe as we know it would implode.

        2. Doctor_Who

          She already bases her speaking patterns on Applejack.

          And she has a Cutie Mark. Oh sure, she claims it’s a tattoo…

        3. Keroshino

          I am a Brony…and that’s good!

      2. Rani

        Ugh burn it all down

      3. AgentKeen

        Ponies are friends, not food.

        …Wait a second, wrong help group.

  11. Super Duper

    David Willis goes on Slipshine?
    Heheheh…

  12. Henry

    This comic gave me dabeetus.

    1. LiaHansen

      NO ONE EXPECTS THE DABEETUS!

      1. Sammie1053

        That swap is making me picture Wilford Brimley doing a commercial for the Spanish Inquisition Care Club. Thanks for that.

      2. Aizat

        Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear.

        1. Corsair114

          And big friggin’ axes.

        2. Henry

          And insulin.

        3. Roborat

          . . . i will come in again.

  13. John

    Look on the bright side, Billie! At least they didn’t land on you.

    1. saltchocolate

      Billie had just barely scrambled to her feet and out of harm’s way when they came crashing down in the very spot she’d vacated! I think there needs to be a sign there: Slippery when…

      1. Roborat

        Aroused?

    2. Ourorboros

      I’m not sure that Billie isn’t unhappy that they didn’t land on her.

      “One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do”.

      She didn’t really look away until panel 4.

      1. The Candyman

        “I’m not sure that Billie isn’t unhappy that they didn’t land on her.”

        What is that, a quadruple-negative?

        1. Ourorboros

          It’s a triple negative plus a negative.
          It comes out “I’m sure Billie is unhappy that they didn’t land on her”.

          Only because of separate phrases. As a quadruple negative, it supposes something that didn’t happen.
          “I’m sure Billie is happy they landed on her”.
          Of course the hypothetical is implied in the opening phrase, I suppose it could be
          “Billie would be happy if they landed on her”.
          If you allow re-wording. But I prefer the triple negative plus negative.

      2. John

        I’m not sure having to watch your friends make out is improved by having to do it at close range with broken ribs.

  14. That Damn Rat

    What’s that Billie? Feeling lonely? I’m sure there’s a certain redhead you can go make out with if you want to feel better.

    1. Kirby

      She would probably taste the alcohol on her breath, ending that kiss badly.

      1. Yotomoe

        Or making it even deeper for a few minutes.

      2. Devlerbat

        I have been hearing stuff like this a lot. Do we know that Billie is sneaking drinks or is this just a popular theory?

        1. horrorshow88

          We know, based on this:

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/nightnight/

        2. Bill

          The picture of Joyce in that panel is just too cute for words.

        3. John

          Assuming she’s not just chugging some Coke to mess with us.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Some Mentos will fix that.

      1. Mr. Bulbmin

        Actually, the best method is Hawaiian Sweet Rolls, as they absorb and negate the smell of most things that can be on your breath. It’s to the point where, in my family at least, nothing is more suspicious than eating more than two rolls.

        1. Geo

          See in my family it’s weird if you only eat two rolls… we sorta love Hawaiian sweet rolls.

        2. Mr. Bulbmin

          Oh, indeed, as do I.
          However, when someone obviously drunk off their ass passes a breathalyzer with an alcohol percentage below .002, you begin to realize the danger potential.

        3. Bill

          It doesn’t work that way.  Alcohol concentration is an absolute.  Tolerance to alcohol is not.  So if you were not drunk off your ass but still could blow .170, *THERE’S* your sign that you’re heading into dangerous territory.

        4. Mr. Bulbmin

          That’s just the thing. These damned rolls seem designed to absorb anything. I’d use ’em as sponges if they could take the strain. You could spend the whole day chewing on a clove of garlic, pop a few rolls in your mouth, and your significant other could kiss you without noticing a damned thing.
          It fools breathalyzers.

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          That should be something they should test on Mythbusters.

        6. ninja_jesus

          Incidentally, they are the best kind of bread to make French Toast from.

    3. Ourorboros

      The editor of the school paper too.
      Or Joe if he isn’t distracted by a higher rated woman.

      Joe is always available in those circumstances.

      Roz. Roz is open minded.

      Joyce, when she is staring into Billie’s chest again.

  15. Tacdud2

    Dorothy has the face of a champion.

  16. Keroshino

    You spin me right ’round, baby. Right ’round like a record, baby. Right ’round, ‘ round, ’round!

  17. Kernanator

    Willis, stop trying to butter us up, we know you have something terrible planned.

    1. Clementine

      1. Clementine

        Err… that was supposed to say “upvoted”

        Damn it.

        1. Tarkada

          now it just looks like two twins, one of which is to nervous to say anything.

    2. Ourorboros

      Well Danny is in the lobby, as is Sal. Big room, only 5 people in it that we can see.

      Big blow-up potential. Sal angry at Walky as a substitute for Mom issues. Danny seeing ex so happy.
      Is he a bigger person than that, especially while he thinks he is with his love in civvies? Not from what we’ve seen.

      1. begbert2

        Danny has already seen the Dorky ship in action, up close, when Dorothy barreled it into his bedroom to take his shoes. And he’s given no indication that he’d ever want to have anything to do with Dorothy when Amazi-girl’s right there – if anything he’d try to edge away, before Joe walks up and says that Dorothy and Sal are clones.

        But who knows, Danny has surprised me before. Maybe he will do something so out-of-character as choose frowning at Dorothy over schmoozing up to his girl.

        1. Ourorboros

          Jealousy is a funny thing.

  18. Emoroffle

    That is frakkin adorable.

  19. Doctor_Who

    She’s thinking of updating her policy on second chances.

    1. Doctor_Who

      This was supposed to be a reply. Bugger.

  20. Aizat

    Billie, I know how that feels.

  21. Connnor

    Did this comic just become 9 Chickweed Lane?

    1. Jeeves

      I was thinking more Arlo and Janis

  22. newllend

    Goofy goofy love, and man I bet Billie feels like the third wheel here

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Moreso as she develops a spare-tire from all those hi-carb drinks she sneaks in.

  23. Aizat

    Dorothy’s face in panel 3: I’m regretting this decision.

    1. Ourorboros

      Nope, both in kissy-face mode. Just both off target because of spinning, but still trying to kiss.
      My proof is panel 4, she’s either the one who snorted or going “hee hee”.

      Centripetal acceleration is a harsh mistress.

  24. nothri

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you our future president and her husband. Best and brightest of the next generation, god help us all.

    GOD. HELP. US. ALL.

    1. Aizat

      God help us all? I think they are cute.

      1. nothri

        They are, but their cuteness in this scene evolves directly from their attempt to do the whole “slowmo kiss and twirl (TM)” thing from the movies, and totally cocking it up. Thus I am going to make fun of them for it.

    2. Ancestral Hamster

      Vote Cthlulu. Choose the Greater Evil.

      1. Aizat

        Vote Insano!

        1. Wack'd

          At least he’s honest!

  25. caesaria82

    So freaking cute.

  26. timemonkey

    LICKYSTYLE

    1. Aizat

      You leave Lickitung out of this.

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        “Pokeball! GO!”

        1. Aizat

          You are not taking my Lickitung. I choose you, Takuma. *a Primeape appears*

        2. Mr. Bulbmin

          Oh, you’ve done it now.
          *watches with a bowl of crystallized pineapple*

        3. Aizat

          Takuma, Fury Swipes!

  27. Kelli

    It’s been, what, 48 hours since they last saw each other? Wow. Oxytocin city!

    1. David Herbert

      Actually, I think it’s only been something like sixteen.

  28. DiDi

    I’m pretty sure if I were witnessing it personally, the prude in me would be most distressed.

    But they’re adorable.

    1. begbert2

      I’d figure she’d be fine with other people kissing, other than the fact it’s Dorothy and Walky doing it. Of course we can’t see what they’re actually starting to do in panel 4, so you may have a point.

  29. Plasma Mongoose

    Am I wrong or did Walky and Dotty just do an Urkel laugh?

    Hee hee SNORT!

    1. David

      That’s a Frido laugh. Frido is a black half-shetty. I know one should not anthropomorphize animals, but it’s hard to avoid the impression that this beast has a sense of humor.

      There was a pedestal on the riding place, truck tire with a wooden plate on top and tar mat on it. Frido likes high places (he has a stepping stone in his stable just so that he can look better). Sometimes he diverts his route and jumps on the pedestal, not rarely losing the rider in the process.

      Now the wood was moldy and the pedestal no longer to be used by the horses, just for mounting. You can imagine what ultimately crashed it. So the debris was moved from the tire and to the side.

      Soon afterwards, he diverts course again and proudly stands on a piece of leftover tar mat.

      At any rate, “SNORT”. He is a big snorter (he does not use his voice for months on end). So I am at his stable box, making fun at him by doing a mock snort in his direction. He takes a short look at me, then does a monster snort all over my face and gets back to his hay without skipping a beat, the laugh being on me.

  30. Ralfor

    Why don’t we see her Kraft Dinner shirt? 🙁
    That was super sexy…

    1. John

      I think the button-front unbuttoned to below her sternum is pretty sexy, too.

  31. ReFlex76

    “Take it to Slipshine you two”

    Hmmm, foreshadowing?

    1. Keroshino

      David Willis to draw porn on slipshine. Confirmed! ;D

      1. Keroshino

        😉 I mean!

        1. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

          Reporting from the future to praise your wisdom, Keroshino.

  32. Fluffy

    That is hilarious and adorable at the same time =D

  33. Delorean_Gray

    Fuuuuck their happiness.

  34. TaintedSpud

    Ok, who wants to take bets on what terrible thing happens soon to balance this out?

    A: Billie bangs (Joe/Mike/Jacob), Ruth finds out and goes back to booze. Odds: 1 in 5
    B: Mike reveals supervillain persona, breaks Amazi-Girls back. Odds: 1 in 10
    C: Joyce gets fed up with everything, straps a bomb to Dina. Odds: 1 in 1000
    D: Danny dannys so hard, he dannys the entire multiverse. Odds: 1 in 1.5

    1. Portmanteaust

      The answer is always D.

    2. Batman

      I have already prepared for each of these eventualities.

      1. Mr. Bulbmin

        And I have a Xanatos gambit in place, so no matter what happens I stamd triumphantly with food, wealth and amazing people.

        1. Nono

          Your only problem is that only one out of those three things are amazing. Real prepared people have everything lined up to be amazing.

  35. bibulb

    In regards to the alt-text :
    I SUPPORT THIS IDEA UNRESERVEDLY AND RECOMMEND ITS EXECUTION IMMEDIATELY.

    Also : D’AWWWWWW.

  36. Rani

    The Walkyverse is strong with these two.

    Any one else getting that vibe?

  37. exgesis

    Hey amber, nice o-soto-gari!

    1. Bill

      Amber?  Don’t you mean Dorothy?

  38. Gottawonder

    Happiness is a nice thing.
    Sara Palin was around in the 90’s. She was going to 1 of her 5 different colleges, opps make that 4. Seems the University can’t find any record of her going to school in Hawaii as she claimed.
    Oh well, she’s got a great bod, no brains, but that bod is worth a vote, right!

    1. John

      But can she shoot a wolf with a rocket launcher while jetpack-snowboarding in a bikini out of a helicopter flown by her lesbian?

      I bet Sarah Palin doesn’t even have a lesbian.

  39. Valdrax

    Once again, Billie left looking to the side, disgruntled as another interesting person / ship-fodder prefers to hang out with someone else.

  40. Crumplepunch

    Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds.

  41. CianM1301

    Awww!

  42. cybik

    Gravity’s a b*. 🙂

    1. Bill

      Gravity — it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!

  43. Jimmy

    So sweet it makes me want to puke (it’s sad when fictional characters makes a person jealous).

  44. Alexis

    Did someone just wax those floors or something

    1. Eebiot

      Waxed it with his penis.

  45. Gordon Blvd

    is this make-out Tuesday, or WHAT? 🙂 http://questionablecontent.net/

    1. Gordon Blvd

      click this one if it’s after Dec 3rd lol
      http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2589

  46. isitsevenyet

    Okay I am still totally rooting for Joyce (I just can’t let that go, lol), but that was ADORABLE. XD

    1. Oishi

      Im happy at least someone else is also rooting for Joyce too.

  47. LiamAldam

    I just played a sad game of Who Am I in This Strip?

    1. Bill

      Likewise.  Thanks, Willis, for scraping scabs off of old wounds.

  48. Aeron

    Billie status: Served into the ground. Literally.

  49. miilkshake

    Better than QC’s makeouts.

  50. kiyoshi

    It’s been so long since Walky and Dorothy have done any relationship-type stuff that this comic totally threw me off.

    I forgot they were dating. o_O

  51. potatoaddict

    Poor Billie, there’s nothing worse than a couple getting graphic in front of you when you’re single.

    Unless its multiple couples.

    1. All Else Fails

      Shouldn’t you be running laps, Potato Girl?

  52. Vid Tuesday

    Best alt text to date!

  53. Badeyes

    My waitress last night was Billy in disguise!
    Disguise was no glasses, uniform and smiley.
    It was a brewhouse, that gave it away.

  54. OmegaDez

    I’ve been in Billie’s position so many times in my life.
    I feel for her.

    1. All Else Fails

      Thank you, mind. You just read that as “I feel her”. What’s wrong with you?

  55. Mr K

    BIllie: Why can’t I do the same with the other Walkerton sibling?

    1. John

      Ruth: ‘Cause she’d throw out her back, tubbo.

  56. Fran

    So cute!!! Please, more of my straight OTP!!

    1. luxlucis

      Obviously you have a straight OTP. God doesn’t cares about gay people!
      (in regards to your gravatar)

  57. Random832

    Walknado.

    1. All Else Fails

      I give this a +1. Hell, I give it ALL THE +1’s!!!!!!

  58. 21Kable

    take it to slipshine you two XDDDD GOLDEN
    😛

  59. Lilly

    Hahaha, I linked here from a surprisingly similar Questionable Content strip. I mean, this isn’t at all a rip-off or even the same situation exactly, but the results are the same.

  60. The Candyman

    Billie should have claimed that hunk of caramel when she had the chance.

  61. AckAckAck

    I feel bad for Billie. I like Wall Dot shipping but I think Billie need an anchor in her life and Walky is surprisingly a good man for her. He probably geeky and looks childish but he can be pretty intelligent and rationale sometimes. Billie is a mess here, even handling Ruth she can lapse back to her alcoholism and past.

    1. Null Set

      We should call the Walky/Dorothy ship Waldo instead, so next time they break up we can be all like “Where’s Waldo?”

  62. Nikko

    I’ve been in both Billie and Walkie’s situation with the same girl. Is that weird?

  63. man in black

    Great page

    1. LiaHansen

      WHO IS THE MAN IN BLACK? The world may never know.

  64. Prinnyramza

    Damnit, My sudden love for this pairing brought on by this strip is totally clashing against my support for the DorothyxJoyce ship.

    1. John

      Since we know for a fact that Joyce and Walky are compatible, I don’t see why there’s any problem here. It’s DorothyxStudying that’s the conflicting ship.

  65. Deutschmeister

    “Take it to slipshine you two”
    Willis, you cheeky bastard.

    1. David Willis

      mwahahahaha

      1. TheOthin

        damn you willis

        1. DarkoNeko

          this is adoraaable.

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