“Oh no! That means I might change again! Battlestations! Secular vigilance set to max! New idea shields at full! Load up the Bible quote torpedos! Double the security patrols to sweep for stowaway notions! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!”
Doctor_Who
Chick Tracts on standby.
Mr k
Those seem to have been written by a schizophrenic.
Doctor_Who
That’s how you can tell it’s the real deal! All the best really hardcore religious material is indistinguishable from psychosis.
Take the Book of Revelations, for example. It’s like what would happen if Fear and Loathing is Las Vegas was written in the 1st century.
Steven
Or what happens when you get really drunk and high, then right about a place that just humiliated you before kicking you out.
K^2
That is the best description of Revelations that I’ve ever heard from anyone.
Bizze
Side note for those who wish to be well-informed: it’s the Book of Revelation. It isn’t plural.
badmartialarts
I’ve always preferred The Apocalypse of St. John, it has a catchier ring to it.
Kryss LaBryn
Somehow I mis-read that as “The Apocalypse of John Carter,” and now I want it.
Aisling
The holiness church i grew up in banned those because they thought jack chick was crazy lol.
Marisa Mockery
Sadly this sounds exactly like a friend of mine whenever science/other religions pop up…
The best/worst thing about that image is that since the platitude is framed in freaking cross-stitch above the bed, hands-under-the-covers-kid clearly KNOWS what’s up. So he’s looking over at hands-above-the-covers-kid all “heeeeeyyy there”.
(Fingers crossed I still have that Joe avatar, for extra creep factor.)
That just ups the creep factor by 1000%. Imagine the aftermath. The kid looks up at that plaque above him, looks over at his friend’s hands (or, rather, where they should be were they above the covers). Panic then ensues.
Oddball
jonjon looked over and realized his friend jojo did NOT have his hands above the covers. in a panic jonjon dashes out of bed and prostrates himself before the mantle bible in hand and starts praying to his blasphemous friend! Turn to page 62 to have JonJon Exorcise his friend. Turn to page 52 to have Jon Jon run into the street screaming, ” its all wrong! its all so wrong!!!”
Tualha
You win ten internets 🙂
nothri
Aww, come on dude. What the hell is Oddball gonna do with ten internets? My computer can barely handle one!
A lesbian who is in love with that straight girl, and kissed her earlier, no less!
That being said, I trust Becky here not to sexually assault Joyce in the middle of the night. I mean, Becky doesn’t want to hurt Joyce anymore than Joyce wants to hurt Becky. These two are seriously in love with one another!
(Even if not in quite the way either of them would like…)
Leorale
I’ve heard this called philia and friendlove. It’s an important kind of love!
I’m glad Joyce knows that she can trust Becky.
K^2
These words were invented by people who never learned the term “Platonic love.”
Lonely and forgotten,
Never thought she’d look my way,
When she smiled at me, and held me,
Just like she used to do,
Like she loved me,
When she loved me…
Toy Story 2 and 3 are the only two movies that have made me cry actual tears. And I’m 23. And I’ve seen Fruitvale Station and Requiem for a Dream.
Mind-shattering drug abuse and brutal, unjustified death?
Whatever.
Crises of childhood?
*sobs like a small child, with those weird gasps in the middle because you can’t catch your breath, and accompanied by those weird waxy tears coming from your ears. That’s…that’s normal, right?*
360 thoughts on “Sleepover”
Jen Aside
because I finally get to sleep with you
Jen Aside
“W-wait, I’ve changed?!?!”
otusasio451
Self-awareness protocols activate in 10…9…8…
Thor
“Oh no! That means I might change again! Battlestations! Secular vigilance set to max! New idea shields at full! Load up the Bible quote torpedos! Double the security patrols to sweep for stowaway notions! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!”
Doctor_Who
Chick Tracts on standby.
Mr k
Those seem to have been written by a schizophrenic.
Doctor_Who
That’s how you can tell it’s the real deal! All the best really hardcore religious material is indistinguishable from psychosis.
Take the Book of Revelations, for example. It’s like what would happen if Fear and Loathing is Las Vegas was written in the 1st century.
Steven
Or what happens when you get really drunk and high, then right about a place that just humiliated you before kicking you out.
K^2
That is the best description of Revelations that I’ve ever heard from anyone.
Bizze
Side note for those who wish to be well-informed: it’s the Book of Revelation. It isn’t plural.
badmartialarts
I’ve always preferred The Apocalypse of St. John, it has a catchier ring to it.
Kryss LaBryn
Somehow I mis-read that as “The Apocalypse of John Carter,” and now I want it.
Aisling
The holiness church i grew up in banned those because they thought jack chick was crazy lol.
Marisa Mockery
Sadly this sounds exactly like a friend of mine whenever science/other religions pop up…
Camachri
Keep yer hands where we can see ’em, Becky.
Budgie
http://tinyurl.com/k48wzqq
otusasio451
…That is AMAZINGLY creepy.
MichaelHaneline
What… the… what the fuck?
otusasio451
You know what’s even worse?
The other kid with his hands under the blanket.
This is the most messed up thing I’ve seen in a while. A while being about 3 hours. Damn you, Reddit.
Paul
Is this one of those Goofus and Gallant things?
Jen Aside
I was gonna say, is this Goofus and Gallant slash fic
Kinoko
The best/worst thing about that image is that since the platitude is framed in freaking cross-stitch above the bed, hands-under-the-covers-kid clearly KNOWS what’s up. So he’s looking over at hands-above-the-covers-kid all “heeeeeyyy there”.
(Fingers crossed I still have that Joe avatar, for extra creep factor.)
otusasio451
That just ups the creep factor by 1000%. Imagine the aftermath. The kid looks up at that plaque above him, looks over at his friend’s hands (or, rather, where they should be were they above the covers). Panic then ensues.
Oddball
jonjon looked over and realized his friend jojo did NOT have his hands above the covers. in a panic jonjon dashes out of bed and prostrates himself before the mantle bible in hand and starts praying to his blasphemous friend! Turn to page 62 to have JonJon Exorcise his friend. Turn to page 52 to have Jon Jon run into the street screaming, ” its all wrong! its all so wrong!!!”
Tualha
You win ten internets 🙂
nothri
Aww, come on dude. What the hell is Oddball gonna do with ten internets? My computer can barely handle one!
Kelly
Your computer can handle the entire internet? At once? Can I borrow it?
Hollister Dixon
This is a couple cloth masks away from being Twilight Sad album art.
PedanticJerkass
I’m just going to leave this thing I was reminded of by that creepy picture for some reason right here.
Roborat
That was funny, thanks for linking it.
Yotomoe
Like Joyce’s chest. That way we don’t miss out on anything!
Mr k
I’m pretty sure Becky would meet Sarah’s bat if she tried that.
Yotomoe
Mr. Bat is a nice guy once you get to know him.
Leorale
You get to know him with your face, or maybe your rib cage.
otusasio451
Maybe your legs. But that’s only if you’re a no-good snitch.
grantimusmaximus
He’s just very…persuasive. And a bit blunt.
Rasputin
Best word play ever.
K^2
It’s simple! We kill the bat. Wait. Why does that sound familiar?
Triniking1234
…said Sarah.
Leorale
We’re all glad of that, Becky.
Leorale
(well, except Joyce. She’s… not so sure.)
cybik
Oh this is a huge can of worms that’s being open right now.
/popcorn
Mr k
A straight girl in bed with a lesbian. This will go great!
Plasma Mongoose
Sounds like the opening line of a joke.
Tunaro
That or what would probably be a very bizzare porno.
TachyonCode
a joke that ends with, “aliens, and earth-moving robots in disguise.”
Right? Right?
Screwball
Well I can help with those, let the fun commence! 😛
gwalla
A fundamentalist, a lesbian, and a cynic walk into a dorm room…
Rachel Roth
For some reason, I think that one ends in explosions.
Yotsuyasan
A lesbian who is in love with that straight girl, and kissed her earlier, no less!
That being said, I trust Becky here not to sexually assault Joyce in the middle of the night. I mean, Becky doesn’t want to hurt Joyce anymore than Joyce wants to hurt Becky. These two are seriously in love with one another!
(Even if not in quite the way either of them would like…)
Leorale
I’ve heard this called philia and friendlove. It’s an important kind of love!
I’m glad Joyce knows that she can trust Becky.
K^2
These words were invented by people who never learned the term “Platonic love.”
John
Eh, Plato was a wanker. I like “philia” better.
Dean
No, no, Plato was a wrestler.
Kelvandil
Or “agape”.
Betty Anne
I want to hug both of them so much. 🙁
Regalli
DAMN YOU HOVERTEXT!
otusasio451
Every hour we spent together
lives within my heart…
Oh, look! I’m crying!
*sobs quietly in corner*
Solenoid
Tears? Tears? What tears? It’s raining! Yeah! No crying at all! =’C
Kelly
It’s a terrible day for rain.
Jen Aside
It must be rainin’ ’cause a MAN ain’t supposed to cry
but I look up, and I don’t see a cloud
Regalli
Lonely and forgotten,
Never thought she’d look my way,
When she smiled at me, and held me,
Just like she used to do,
Like she loved me,
When she loved me…
otusasio451
In the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms oooooooooooof the aaaaaangellllllll…
Kelly
I thought I was going to be fine, then I read the hovertext
Solenoid
Thanks for joining the rest of us. Have some tissues.
otusasio451
Toy Story 2 and 3 are the only two movies that have made me cry actual tears. And I’m 23. And I’ve seen Fruitvale Station and Requiem for a Dream.
Mind-shattering drug abuse and brutal, unjustified death?
Whatever.
Crises of childhood?
*sobs like a small child, with those weird gasps in the middle because you can’t catch your breath, and accompanied by those weird waxy tears coming from your ears. That’s…that’s normal, right?*
liahansen
Have you seen Up?
otusasio451
Yup. Me AND my parents went to see it on my mom’s birthday. Mistake. Opening didn’t make me cry. Brought me close, though. DID make my mom cry.
Ryan
Up is weapons-grade sorrow.
Barf Ninjason
Every time I see that montage near the beginning I just cry and cry and cry
Animal
Isn’t that the movie that has the lesson “you can’t have a really great adventure until your wife dies?”
liahansen
Nah man, the message is “you can still have great adventures after your greatest one has ended”.
Animal
Hrm. I always seem to miss those messages in movies. Mrs. Animal says it’s because I only have four emotions: Happy, hungry, angry and horny.
showler
Pixar’s next movie is really going to confuse you, then.