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Trek
Posted on January 22, 2025 by David M Willis

215 thoughts on “Trek”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    Tony: “You’re pretty” >=[
    Sarah: =ᴅ

    1. JA

      More like :3

      1. Deanatay

        Panel 5 Sarah: uwu

        Panel 6 Sarah: DON’T LOOK AT ME

    2. eh, whatever

      Tony: “You’re pretty >_>”

    3. DJTsurugi

      noooo Sarah, he doesn’t want the smile, quick, think of Joyce! wait… why are you smiling more!? ~<3

  2. BBCC

    I’m beginning to understand why Walkyverse Sal called him her soulmate if that’s his type.

    1. Charles Phipps

      This Tony could Sal’s sibling, though, if Linda is their mom.

      *Rains of Castamere starts playing*

      1. BBCC

        Again, there is absolutely zero reason to believe that’s the case.

        1. Thag Simmons

          Well at least it’s extremely plausible for Walky and Sal to have a half-brother only a year or so older than them that they’re completely unaware of despite Linda still being on decent terms with his father.

        2. BBCC

          Right? And Linda doesn’t strike me as a ‘abandon her new baby’ type. She’d want to make sure the baby grows up by her standards.

          And god, out of all her kids, you expect me to believe she’d abandon the white one?

        3. BorkBorkBork

          No. But I’d expect that she would have lingering resentment that was unintentionally aimed at her new family, if her husband discovered her infidelity because of that pregnancy and divorced her. And constantly be pushing her children and expecting them to meet the standard of where she came from.

          Even so, I can’t imagine a scenario in which the older son stays with the working career-focused father and isn’t even told who his mother is, or is told that someone else is his father. Especially with them being relatively close distance-wise and staying in touch. That’s a real Parent Trap-style scenario, without the extreme circumstances that make the “Parent Trap” scenario plausible.

        4. BBCC

          Especially because she’d still want to make sure Tony was meeting those standards himself. And he’d unquestionably be her favourite child, she’s not leaving him entirely with his dad and the woman he grew up knowing as ‘mom’.

        5. BorkBorkBork

          Dang, should’ve read like one comment below mine.

        6. Thag Simmons

          I’m sure that the interactions between Linda, Chuck and Anthony reflect the sort of turbulent relationship dynamics you’d expect to be necessary for there to only be a year gap between her children by her first husband and her second.

        7. Leadsynth

          Do we know what year Tony is? Couldn’t he be a junior or senior?

        8. BBCC

          Tony’s a sophomore iirc.

        9. HueSatLight

          Walky calls him an underclassman, so if he’s right, Tony’s a sophomore.

      2. David M Willis

        linda is not tony’s mom

        1. Yumi

          This will not stop people from bringing it up.
          See, I’ve learned!

        2. Furie

          Yeah, it’s obviously all a mislead until Tony is bleeding out and he’s all “Linda” and Sal is all “How do you know that name?”

        3. Charles Phipps

          Wow, you have the same name as the cartoonist!

          🙂

        4. NGPZ

          just a coincidence, pretty sure

        5. Reltzik

          Probably.

          So anyhow, let’s talk about more about this Linda-as-Tony’s-Mom theory!

        6. Thag Simmons

          Could the Witness Protection Program be involved somehow?

        7. Nymph

          omg wait… is Tony actually Mike? ?

        8. Clif

          Impossible. Jennifer is Mike.

        9. NGPZ

          like, is there any rule saying that he can’t be both?

          maybe he’s like the entity from Smile, and wears people as “masks” :p

        10. BBCC

          Thank you, Willas.

        11. Decidedly Orthogonal

          What chu talkin’ bout Willis?

        12. VicMortimer

          So Charles is Tony’s dad then?

        13. Taffy

          No, Hank is.

        14. Clif

          You can see the family resemblance.

        15. Michael Steamweed

          Ya gotta pick your headcanon battles carefully.

        16. Clif

          When you start firing those headcanons, friendly fire is always a possibility.

          No, I don’t know what that means either.

        17. Michael Steamweed

          *rubs chin thoughtfully

          You might be referencing the Fanfic Wars. I heard those got very bad. (When AO3 finally joined in, the destruction increased exponentially.)

        18. Clif

          I am completely unfamiliar with the Fanfic Wars, but sure, that must have been what I was inadvertently referencing.

          Fire headcanons on stun.

        19. HueSatLight

          Tony and Beef (who is Linda’s son) switched at birth, no doubt.

        20. jpnr

          but Tony’s dad had his penis inside Linda!

        21. Adam Black

          Lol. I love you felt the need to comment on this.

          Now, onto moar important business. I discovered a Not So Old DOA where a character is doing impossible Stretch astromstrong anatomy Twisting straight from 9 Chickweed Lane

          Either this was some type of deliberate Easter egg with a prize for finding it.
          Or …your OCD might require I shut the F up and privately mail it so you can edit reality.

          Let me know

          Adam.

  3. Animedingo

    King of Kings

  4. keet

    SARAH I LOVE THIS FOR YOU

    1. Kimi

      I really love that she found someone who actually gives her a reason to smile, not someone who just tells her to smile more to make themselves more happy. This also doesn’t seem creepy like some unwanted compliments on the street can feel.
      I am always horrible at knowing whether or not it is appropriate to compliment strangers or if it seems weird. Normally it is someone whose hair looks fantastic for the day or if someone is wearing a really neat shirt or outfit that I pay them a compliment “in the wild”.

      1. Mark

        Having been on the receiving end once or thrice, to me it feels appropriate and weird. But I appreciate voluntary weirdness. I wish I were as good at noticing and complimenting strangers who make my day a little nicer by being themselves.

      2. Michael Steamweed

        I still occasionally give compliments to strangers, but I try to do that while keeping them in security. Usually while I’m walking away or otherwise clearly not in their space.

      3. anon

        hopefully she doesn’t have to hold herself back with genuine smiles, tony might actually be attracted to ‘grumpy’ ppl unless he’s somehow saying something as a passive aggressive jab to some “shallow girls who smile at him” or so or whatever b/c being told ‘you smile too much’ by someone that barely knows you would be almost equally as annoying

    2. Zaxares

      Same. ^^ I kind of feel like this is one of the few genuine “dating smiles” we’ve ever seen out of Sarah. Also, daaaaamn you are smooth, Tony. XD

  5. morhek

    “Wait, did you just reverse-neg me?”

    1. Rose by Any other Name

      “I feel like there must be another term for that…”

      1. Freezer

        “Wait… Is that one of those ‘com-plee-mints’ Joyce is always going on about?”

        1. Clif

          Nah, Joyce just makes these terms up.

      2. Furie

        We called it POS-ing, until that led to some messy mistakes.

  6. NGPZ

    just in time! right about now we could all use some SarahTonyn release ^^ <3

    *plays “Mystery Kindaichi Band” by Hiroshi Takada on hacked muzak*

    1. Marisa Mockery

      This ship name is perfection

    2. Michael Steamweed

      +1 internet point for the name.

  7. ktbear

    I love the effort Willis put in to the skunk wallpaper.

    1. Puppeteer Nessus

      Seconded!

    2. Rectilinear Propagation

      I really want to know how he landed on “fancy skunks” for the pattern.

      1. Nymph

        Two decision wheels, one with adjectives, one with animals. It was almost “constipated geese” so let’s all be grateful the universe spared us.

        1. Clif

          Wait. We could have had constipated geese?

          Damn you, Willis.

      2. Wizard

        Looks more like “random animals”. I see one skunk, a possible second skunk, a chicken, and whatever that is mostly covered by Tony’s speech bubble.

  8. JD

    effortless charm that brings out the :3 of even the :\est of people…

  9. shadowcell

    excellent pass mr. quarterback

  10. Dara

    OMG PANEL 5

    <3 <3 <3

  11. Suet

    Forget the smile, I want the café’s background ?

    Unhand her, Alt Backslide

    1. Freezer

      Best part is, Sarah would probably never get that reference.

    2. Rectilinear Propagation

      Don’t get in a rut!

  12. HueSatLight

    This Tony is a lot more likeable than Walkyverse Tony. She’ll get to Arnold eventually, but Tony’ll do fine in the meantime.

    1. Charles Phipps

      This Tony feels like he is utterly annoyed everyone tries to make him Flash Thompson.

      “I am done with superhero bullshit.”

      No wonder Sarah likes him.

  13. Jo_cubstar

    OMG that Sarah face

  14. Qube

    I’M NOT SMILING YOU’RE SMILING SHUT UP

  15. RassilonTDavros

    It’s good to have something to smile about today. I’m liking these two.

    1. RassilonTDavros

      Let’s try that again…

      1. Clif

        I’m sure he will.

  16. Coatl

    That smile and that sparkle full of life in the eyes in the last panels.
    Very good

  17. Aura

    Awwwwwwwwww ?

  18. Bobcat

    Don’t danny this up, Sarah. Please…

    1. Jeremiah

      Yeah I don’t think she can pull the news boy hat.

      1. Taffy

        Sarah can fuck any hat she wants. ?

      2. Michael Steamweed

        Oh gods now I’m imaging Sarah taking up the uke.

        The horror!

  19. Charles Phipps

    Oh no, Sarah, what if you become TOO HAPPY FOR HIM.

    Also, if you marry him, would that mean Walky and Sal are your siblings?

    1. KM

      How? Dean married Tony’s mother after he divorced Linda and presumably before Linda married and had the twins so there’s no sibling relationship at all

      1. Charles Phipps

        I mean it all happened close enough that they’re a couple of years apart.

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/plebs/

        1. Clif

          Are we certain Tony was born after t

        2. Clif

          after the divorce?

        3. Nymph

          Yes. Willis explicitly confirmed in a comment thread above that Linda is not Tony’s mom (after your comment was made, so no harm no foul, just answering the question).

        4. Michael Steamweed

          Yeah, that’s WoG. But the Devil’s Advoship is gonna ship anyway.

        5. Clif

          Well yeah, that goes without saying. (Not that there’s anything wrong with pointing it out.)

        6. Yumi

          I’m not sure what you’re saying? What we know is that the dean and Linda used to be married, then went on to have different families. They could have been divorced for five years or something before Tony was born.

        7. Clif

          They could have. Or she could have had Tony and left her new-born for Charles. Not saying likely, but possible. Or it may have been already established otherwise. I’m just wondering.

        8. Yumi

          Yeah, I was replying to Charles, not you. We don’t know the exact details, other than Linda saying it was a long time ago:
          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/fancypantslounge/

          That said, the reasonable assumption seems to be that she did not give birth to Tony. I see her as more status-hungry to not have done something with that if it had been the case. (Also, just, would be a wild thing to come up.)

        9. RacingTurtle

          It probably wouldn’t be a secret, though. Linda and Anthony Sr. are on good terms and live in the same state. (Also I just happened to accidentally scroll up and see Word of the Author while I was typing just now.)

        10. KM

          I suppose if that were the case walky doesn’t know or doesn’t acknowledge it since Tony is “that dude” and not his half-brother nor did he say “our mom” when talking to Jason. Though yes that just proves walky doesn’t know or acknowledge it and not disproves that Tony is his half brother

        11. Charles Phipps

          Yeah, Willis has confirmed she’s not Tony’s mother.

          Which, of course, means that there’s a cover up going on.

        12. Strain of Thought

          Mike went back in time and did Walky’s mom confirmed. Look at the matching hair colors! Two characters can’t both be blonde without being blood related!

        13. Kammon

          Which doesn’t mean she’s not the mother of Tony’s Older brother…

        14. Clif

          Well, Willis is pretty definite above, they are not half siblings.

          So Sal/Tony endgame is a go.

        15. BBCC

          God, don’t tease me. I loved those two.

  20. Serendipity

    yesssssssssssssssssss

  21. drs

    so what cafe is it
    did Willis make it up
    is it the Runcible Spoon? I don’t remember skunks, but it’s been a while. also not a trek… well, from the west edge of campus, I guess a trek from the dorms.

    1. Thomas

      Whatever it is, it’s that place Lucy went on her own, that she told Walky about. Maybe it’s called Selfworth’s?

    2. Daibhid C

      Because this is the sort of nerd I am, I’ve been looking into this, and either I haven’t found it, or the online photos don’t include that wall.

      What I can tell you is that if you search DuckDuckGo for coffeeshop, Bloomington, and skunk, DuckDuckGo assumes you’re actually looking for coffeeshops in Amsterdam. Which is weird, because I didn’t see the wallpaper in any of those pictures either!

      1. eh, whatever

        DuckDuckGo is perfectly happy to show you results that only contain one of the words you searched for. And the world’s most searched-for coffeeshops are in the Netherlands because they sell pot.

        1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          Yes, this is the most maddening thing about search engines since defaulting to OR. When I am dictator both of the people who decided that these were good ideas will pay.

          If I searched for “radioactive” and “penguins”, any page which doesn’t contain *both* of those words in the *visible text* is not a valid result.

        2. HueSatLight

          Obligitory OR is bad. no AND NOT is worse. The extra search terms they add in make me want to burn it down.

        3. Wizard

          And one of the zillion slang terms for cannabis is “skunk”, due to its pungent odor.

    3. HueSatLight

      I suspect it’s made up, at least partly. The skunk wallpaper is too on the nose (pun unintended). They made up the bar Joyce and Dorothy went to, so it wouldn’t be unprecedented.

    4. catiwehrle

      I think it’s Hopscotch. Newer, on the South side by Templeton. Watch the video on their website.

      1. HueSatLight

        you found it! https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/hopscotch-coffee-bloomington?select=OzBLUak5pmGSv7HsVUhvgQ

  22. Jeremiah

    All the real no fake smiles for Sarah!

  23. Woop de doop

    Dawww Sarah cute!

  24. IntangibleMatter

    And just like that, she’s ruined her chances. Stupid involuntary happy reactions.

    1. Thomas

      This, kinda. Tony is the kind of grump Sarah »used« to be. He never smiles. Now that Sarah made an effort to grow past that, Tony arrives to pull her back in. Ultimately, this is where that ship will falter. Tony is not very fun to be with.

      1. Shade

        Or she realises she was overdoing it and Tony helps her find a healthy medium that’s more comfortable for her. Because she shouldn’t feel like she has to smile to be positive.

        1. Thomas

          She shouldn’t feel she can’t smile or Tony will no longer be interested. He seems genuinely against showing signs of happiness.

        2. eh, whatever

          We haven’t seen enough of Tony, by far, to draw to any such conclusions.

        3. eh, whatever

          …to draw any such conclusions, let alone to jump to them!

        4. Wizard

          I can’t help but suspect jumping to conclusions is some commenters’ main source of exercise.

        5. Shade

          No? His exact words were “so damn much”. That doesn’t imply to me he hates smiling or expressions of joy full stop. Sounds like he’s looking for someone who understands that you don’t have to smile all the time to be happy.

      2. Mark

        I reckon Tony could be a lot of fun to be with, if you don’t push the happy-happy-joy-joy attitude all the time. He’s “important” (on the school football team, Dean’s son) and may be a little tired of people being happy at him for those things and not for himself.

        1. Michael Steamweed

          Tony does seem sensitive about fake emotional displays. As long as Sarah is not pushing it and stays with herself, I think Tony will enjoy dating her.

      3. HueSatLight

        I don’t think it’s as far as that. But Tony is 100% business, no nonsense. And Sarah is like 5-10% nonsense. That can work out, but the height thing could be a problem. As in Sarah gets over it, but it takes time and Tony doesn’t have to wait for that.
        They get a chance to figure it out though. it can’t go as bad as Walky+Lucy did, and they had a couple of weeks to try.

  25. DailyBrad

    I am not entirely convinced Sarah x Jacob is never happening, but damn if Tony’s isn’t kinda winning me over, too.

    1. Yumi

      I was onboard for Sarah and Jacob for a while, but these two are making me happy in a way Sarah×Jacob never did

    2. Coatl

      When it seemed that there was something going on with Jacob, Sarah herself stepped back… and Lucy appeared.

      But maybe with this experience, I don’t doubt it much anymore, and let’s be honest, those expressions in the last panels are so genuine that you really want this to happen.

      1. Coatl

        ***But maybe with this experience, she doesn’t hesitate much anymore, and let’s be honest, those expressions in the last panels are so genuine that you really want this to happen.***

      2. Jeremiah

        An this is based on genuine reciprocated interest for each other as people rather that on sided lust.

    3. Thag Simmons

      I don’t think Sarah’s really Jacob’s type, unfortunately for her. He likes her as a friend and I think he could have been persuaded to give it a shot, but it probably wouldn’t work out.

    4. thejeff

      It feels narratively off to me if that’s the direction this is going to go.

      Sarah seemed genuinely interested in Jacob and was definitely working on making herself vulnerable enough to come out of her shell for him. Until Lucy walked into the picture and off with him. Which prompted Sarah to do the weird fake smiley thing. But now Tony drops into her lap, she can drop the fake smiley bit with no character growth payoff from it. It doesn’t even look like she’ll have to deal with any of her issues to make this work.

      Waiting for the other shoe to drop. This is cute, but where’s the conflict that makes it interesting?

      1. Jeremiah

        Sarah WAS interested in Jacob, but it was mostly based on physical attraction. And yeah she was trying to improve at being vulnerable but it was gonna be a long a hard road and it would be pretty unfair to expect Jacob to wait up and never try to go out with someone until she overcome her issues. Her finding someone that she actually connects with personality wise without needing to fake or rush herself to make overt changes is actually pretty good. She can still continue to work on being vulnerable, as any relationship needs that, but she doesn’t need to do it just start it.

        1. thejeff

          That’s a possibility, but not really an interesting one, I think. In many ways this might be better for Sarah. Certainly easier, but if that’s the direction we’re really going, it just defuses all the narrative tension built up for her character.

          But Willis plays the long game, so we’ll see. Eventually.

        2. Jeremiah

          I really don’t see how it defuses anything or what “tension” you mean.

  26. Jess

    Can this Sarah face be a grav please? I love it so much.

  27. Icalasari

    These two have chemistry

  28. chuckroast

    My sister in christ, you have met your soulmate.

    1. chuckroast

      Genuinely laughed at my gravatar. It was meant to be. Just like Sarah and Tony.

  29. Rabid Rabbit

    “Just the ones who are pretty without having to smile so damn much.”

    “I want my eye candy to be pretty at all times, without having to work at it. You can be a bongo if you want, but you’d better having resting pretty face!”

    Yeesh, Tony. Wouldn’t have taken you for such an aesthete. How actively superficial of you.

    Requisite disclaimer: this comment is a joke.

    1. Rabid Rabbit

      And came with the perfect new gravatar for it, at that.

    2. eh, whatever

      I want my eye candy to be pretty at all times, without having to work at it.

      That’s what “pretty” means. If your makeup is pretty, that doesn’t mean you are.

      1. Taffy

        Yes it does

      2. Nymph

        It means you’re pretty AND good at makeup. A two-for-one deal!

      3. Amelie Wikström

        How you choose or don’t choose to present yourself, and the work you put or don’t put into your appearance does in fact determine how pretty you are. Much more than what stuff you’re born with, I’d say.

  30. Taffy

    Wait, what genitals does Tony have?

    1. Opus the Poet

      You know, the usual two penises and a vagina.

    2. Nymph

      So many. So many genitals.

      1. Clif

        I sense a future in genetic engineering.

  31. Jon

    Did anyone else read that alt-text in the voice of Dan Backslide, the villain in the cartoon “The Dover Boys At Pimento University, or the Rivals of Roquefort Hall”, or was that just me?

    “A car! I’ll STEAL it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!”

    1. nobodybasically

      *reads alt text*

      Well now I’m gonna see Tom Dover whenever I look at Tony.

    2. nobodybasically

      The line is actually “A runabout!”, not “car,” but yes.

    3. Rectilinear Propagation

      Absolutely!

      That line cracked me up so bad when I first saw that cartoon as a kid.

    4. Needfuldoer

      Nobody can do a crazed lunatic voice like Mel Blanc could.

      1. Michael Steamweed

        I put Mel Blanc, Frank Oz, and Robin Williams in my Top 3 Crazed Voice Actors of all time. 🙂

      2. Heartlesshealer

        Truly, he could scream into a microphone with perfection.

    5. Taffy

      I’ll steal the ruuuuun-a-bout
      No one can heeeaaar me scream and shout

  32. Kyulen

    The Sarah/Tony ship is one I never knew I needed until recently.

    1. Bash

      I really love this. She was burning herself out trying to change, and then she met someone who liked her how she was.

      1. thejeff

        Character growth? Who needs it.

        Just have the author make up a character who likes your issues.

        1. Jeremiah

          Maybe that mean that Sarah whole personality isn’t an issue that need fixing? She can work on being vulnerable while still being a cynical grouch.

        2. Wizard

          If she can learn to let herself be genuinely happy without having to force it, I’d argue that counts as personal growth.

    2. NGPZ

      yee yee SarahTonyn 100% ^^

      BTW sorry if off topic, Kylulen what’s that cloud thing in your avatar, and is it “holding” the hammer and sickle?

      1. eh, whatever

        Cloud? It’s a lizard, and it doesn’t quite touch the hammer & sickle, it’s just walking across a not-quite-Soviet flag.

      2. Kyulen

        It’s a komodo dragon plushie. The hammer and sickle is close to it, but not touching. I used Paint to combine a picture of my plushie I took with a communist flag.

        1. Michael Steamweed

          Ahh. I thought at first it might be a Fuckface or Winslow. Good to know it’s a Komodo monitor instead. 🙂

  33. anon

    So cute lol

    Tho i can understand the resting grump face (tho i personally have a resting zoned out face but usually ppl don’t care, tho i guess i must look more ‘worn out’ when sweaty/if it’s a summer walk b/c i get asked if i’m ok versus just seeming more chill)

  34. Needfuldoer

    Damn that was smooth. (And no, I don’t mean the coffee.)

  35. Adept

    That was adorable <3

  36. darkoneko

    Bluuuuush

  37. Agentomega

    I SHIP IT SO HARD. (This is like, the fastest I’ve become invested in a main character getting shipped with a side character we’ve barely seen, but damn Tony makes a real good impression and they’re so good together.)

  38. Alan in DC

    And so begins the plippety-plip of estrogen coursing thru Sarah’s physique…

    1. Taffy

      I feel like that probably started a long time ago.

  39. Arianod

    Not gonna lie, that fifth panel has me melting. Let Sarah have something nice, please ?

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Joyce is shipping this. So. Hard.

      (she just doesn’t know it yet)

      1. Arianod

        She’s probably feeling a great disturbance in the Force and wondering what’s happened ^^

        1. Michael Steamweed

          “Shipping…senses…tingling!”
          [sotto voce: anditsnotthedryerthistime]

  40. Opus the Poet

    Not going to lie, Sarah is conventionally attractive.

    1. Amós Batista

      Yeah. She’s pretty, shy, and perhaps taller than me. PERFECTION.

  41. Alaric

    It’s so good to see something nice happen for Sarah. I know somehow it won’t last, something will go wrong, something bad will happen, for for now…. It makes me happy to see this.

  42. YBAlex

    Here just to say that I love that for Sarah :3

  43. Amós Batista

    Sarah deserves it.

  44. cbwroses

    I support this ship just as I support people not forcing themselves to smile all the time.
    I also support gravatar roulette; let’s see what we get.

    1. cbwroses

      Eh. It’s doable, but let’s try again.

      1. cbwroses

        Honestly, Jason is pretty close to my personality and I am ok with that.
        And I am not ok with that.
        So let’s spin again.

        1. cbwroses

          And Tony’s resting grump face is a good representation since i also have one.
          But I feel like that’s too on the nose considering today’s strip, so we’ll gamble one more time and then choose from the 4.

        2. cbwroses

          You know what?
          F*ck it!
          We’re going with Blowjob Cat (mostly because it put an involuntary smile on my face just like Sarah in today’s strip)!

    2. Regret

      So how does this gravatar roulette thing work? I’ve seen people talk about it a while, but I don’t know how to achieve it.

      1. Regret

        Testing…

        1. Regret

          Got it! I vaguely remembered someone mentioning email capitalisation 😀 I’m keeping this one, it’s unusually cute.

        2. Clif

          Congratulations on achieving your final form.

  45. Deanatay

    *gloomy little stormcloud appears over Joyce’s head, starts raining*

    Jocelyne: That’s a… strange weather phenomenon…

    Joyce: grumblegrumble it just means Sarah’s somewhere being happy, the jerk grumblegrumble

    1. Deanatay

      Calling back: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/03-see-you-in-the-funny-page/balance/

  46. Michael Steamweed

    Panels 5-6: Awww. 😀

    (And now I gotta cut out all sugar for the next week.)

  47. EpochFlame

    well done, tony

  48. Nothri

    Well shit. Tony just went from an 8 to a 10.

  49. Hof1991

    Tony’s known as a very fast player. Seems that doesn’t apply just to football.

  50. DashWallkick

    In hindsight, Jacob snubbing Sarah makes perfect sense. Yeah he’s built like Chris Hemsworth but he also is a peppy, outgoing, sunny and organized guy who really tries and communicates to his relationships with care and sensitivity.

    Sarah isn’t that. She needs to be more vulnerable but she doesn’t have to stop being herself, because herself is in fact a prickly, grouchy person. Enter Tony — who is also a prickly, grouchy person, but sees her beauty and gels with her beautifully because they both like complaining.

    It’s the “don’t change yourself for someone” thing again. Beautiful way to take her character.

  51. Sol

    Looking forward to how Willis is gonna break our hearts with this one 🙂

    1. Sol

      NOoooOOooOOooo not blowjob cat ;-;

    2. Clif

      You have to give it time. Really epic heartbreak takes years to prepare.

  52. :0

    D’aw. Happy Sarah :3
    Even if this probably won’t work out, Sarah definitely deserved this happy coffee.

    1. Clif

      No problem unless she smiles all the time. It’s Sarah. She’s not going to smile all the time.

      1. Clif

        Sorry. that was supposed to be a reply to Rabisch below.

  53. Rabisch

    So, Tony like Sarah because she’s cute even if she’s not smiling like crazy. But.stay with Tony seems to be one of the few things that made Sarah smile… I see a problem.

    1. anonymsly

      I suspect real smiles are fine with Tony. I imagine it’s performative flirty/fake smiles that put him off more than smiles in general.

  54. UrsulaDavina

    So two negatives make a positive and both are negative so this postive and fucking delightfully adorable.

  55. PedanticJerkass

    I’m so much more into Sarah+Tony than I ever was Sarah+Jacob.

    1. Jeremiah

      That was pretty much intentional it seems.

  56. DaWombat

    Hot damn, Tony! What a line. The rizz is off the charts.

  57. Big Steve

    Maybe to my surprise, I REALLY want Sarah to have some Happy for a change. Let’s just hope the skunk on the wallpaper isn’t foreshadowing.

    (Duh-duh-DUH!)

  58. Wizard

    Better be careful, Sarah, or you face might get stuck like that!

  59. Moon

    Oh I like this

  60. Dev

    Awwww… 🙂

  61. Grayfinity

    Willis did my favorite meme. I can die happy now!

  62. Barf Ninjason

    This is fucking BEAUTIFUL. Hastag team doesn’t have to telegraph happiness all the time.

  63. crow

    Did he just not-like-other-girls her?

  64. erinacea

    A skunk wallpaper is an interesting choice for a cafe

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