Sure, if by “best therapist” you mean “worst therapist”.
Encouraging clients in their worst impulses just for their own entertainment doesn’t seem very ethical.
We desperately need more men in this dating circle if we’re at trying to lowkey plot relationship downfalls just to get some. Where’s Lyle at? He seemed cool.
HueSatLight
Probably making out with Arnold.
Rose by Any other Name
I mean, this is Amber. As Booster points out, she is pro Joyce/Joe.
She is just ALSO pro Joyce/Dorothy.
And probably Joe/Joyce/Dorothy.
She might even be up for Joe/Joyce/Dorothy/Walky/Amber if it came to that.
Sirksome
Based on previous conversations she’s had with Sal and Danny and Dina and Becky, being a unicorn third to a m/f couple seems like it could be Amber’s ideal relationship at for now.
Davus
Wait, can you elaborate? I want this to be true, but I don’t remember anything that direct.
Sirksome
I can’t remember exactly the moment but Amber has expressed a few times in the past that she desires or needs a sort of relationship buffer between her and any potential partner because she’s so quick to be abusive when she’s upset. I don’t remember who she specifically said this to though so I just kind of cast a wide net.
Amber’s cravings of mess are (totally coincidentally) the same that we (the chorus) have.
BarerMender
But mainly pro Amber-Walky.
Joy
Can You imagine having a sibling at the other end of your polycule
clif
Step sibling.
Stephen Nedland
This is why Slipshine exists.
Taffy
Who the fuck is Lyle?
Sirksome
Don’t pretend that you don’t remember DoA’s breakout star Lyle! He was pivotal in the “A Walk Man Returns” arc! The effects of his actions are still felt to this day. Booster couldn’t even exist without Lyle!
The only Lyle in my brain is the one who’s always being yelled at to wake up and turn on the TV for reasons involving the Pentagon.
clif
Lyle is Lucy’s brother and Gun’s sister. It’s complicated.
Yumi
One time at work, another staff member said she was “sort of related” to one of my students, and I was like, uh, what does that mean? “She’s my daughter’s step-sister,” she said, and I was like, oh, that makes sense. But then she went on, “And my other daughter’s cousin. It’s a whole thing.”
Extremely tangential, but I thought about this regularly for a year.
It’s impressive that you managed to copy Willis’s art style so well and make a clone website that redirects to the main one solely for the purpose of inserting fake strips that include a character you made up.
No, Sal definitely stabbed Amber’s hand. I remember it that way for sure.
Michael Steamweed
Oh, yeah, that’s how Amber got that scar.
Clif
Was that before or after she killed Mike?
Taffy
During, IIRC. I’m pretty certain Sal was trying to defend Mike, her One True Love, but Amber caught the knife with her palm and did this really slow, creepy motion where she pushed it further in to get closer to Sal and kiss her on the eyelid. Very odd comic, I thought it was kind of dark for this series, but it was really well-made.
The roller derby teammate was stabbed BY Amber in the hand.
The way you wrote it has Amber the one that was stabbed (or Sal stabbing herself).
I assume it’s just a typo and not a misrememberance (is that a word? Well it is today) but wanted to clarify just in case.
Misremembrance is a word first used in the 1550s. The extra “e” in the word in your post was clearly just a typo.
cbwroses
Thank you.
Normally, I’d have added (sp) at the end, but since I wasn’t sure it was a word in the first place, you can’t misspell a word that doesn’t exist.
Owlmirror
Sure you can.
The word “thumpasprunging” doesn’t exist, but spelling it “htmupaspsrunggni” would be spelling it very wrong.
Knows she’s a plural, but I wonder if they know who that plural is? 😮
Still. The plot thicckens, and I’m here like yelling at Booster to handles this with care once the time comes, or else. :’33
Yumi
I don’t think so, because it’s been pretty notable when most characters learned of Amber and AG or started to piece it together. I feel like with Booster, we’d see the reveal. But maybe not!
Aquila
I’m expecting something more along the lines of Amber nervously confessing she’s Amazigirl and then Booster being all “I’m happy you trust me enough to confide in me, but I’ve actually known about that for ages now. It’s pretty obvious, to be honest.”
Dante
Thank you for the link last night, btw!
Honestly, that strip itself made me hopeful about this interaction with AG I now totally need to happen: Walky’s awkward “made extra herselves to cope” was met by Booster’s “oh, is she plural?” with no hesitation and no judgement. I’m crossing my fingers we get an actual #Reveal, as you say! :33
Peep
The plot is always thiccening when Amber’s around ?
Oh I adore booster, one of my fave characters since their introduction. “His pronouns are they/them!” Lives rent free in my brain. But also I love their hijinks. Just one of my absolute faves.
371 thoughts on “Thumpasprunging”
Doctor_Who
Booster is going to make the best therapist one day.
Patient: “Doctor, I’m a mess. I’m having 37 affairs, and I recently killed someo-”
Dr. Booster: “Hold your horses, popcorn isn’t done yet. And that couch is actually for me, in case I get giddy and swoon.”
Opus the Poet
You win the Internets today!!!! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!
Aura
I actually love that for a spin-off idea
Lysbeth
Plot twist: they all already are. We’re watching the timeline Booster recreated inside their mind as everyone tells them what hurt them.
Nymph
Reporting this for misgendering Booster
Proto
“Dr., you seemed a little psyched”
“No, I’m bummed”
*“But I wasn’t bummed, I was stoked”*
Stormies
Sure, if by “best therapist” you mean “worst therapist”.
Encouraging clients in their worst impulses just for their own entertainment doesn’t seem very ethical.
deliverything
I’m guessing The Doctor means something like “best therapist to read about” or “best therapist to hold up as an example of what not to do”.
Grayfinity
Oh.
Oooooooooh. Seems the emotions aren’t entirely buried.
Sirksome
Wait is Amber the secret lesbian love sleuth?!
Axel
I think the hint is mostly that she wants for fuck Walky
but some lesbian love sleuthing is helping her along the way
Sirksome
We desperately need more men in this dating circle if we’re at trying to lowkey plot relationship downfalls just to get some. Where’s Lyle at? He seemed cool.
HueSatLight
Probably making out with Arnold.
Rose by Any other Name
I mean, this is Amber. As Booster points out, she is pro Joyce/Joe.
She is just ALSO pro Joyce/Dorothy.
And probably Joe/Joyce/Dorothy.
She might even be up for Joe/Joyce/Dorothy/Walky/Amber if it came to that.
Sirksome
Based on previous conversations she’s had with Sal and Danny and Dina and Becky, being a unicorn third to a m/f couple seems like it could be Amber’s ideal relationship at for now.
Davus
Wait, can you elaborate? I want this to be true, but I don’t remember anything that direct.
Sirksome
I can’t remember exactly the moment but Amber has expressed a few times in the past that she desires or needs a sort of relationship buffer between her and any potential partner because she’s so quick to be abusive when she’s upset. I don’t remember who she specifically said this to though so I just kind of cast a wide net.
deliverything
Considering her fanfic-related interests, I suspect she might prefer being a third to an m/m couple.
See also: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/book-15/01-love-dares-you-to-change/disposeof/ — “if Amber finds out boys canoodled up there, she’ll never wash those sheets again”.
Michael Steamweed
Amber’s cravings of mess are (totally coincidentally) the same that we (the chorus) have.
BarerMender
But mainly pro Amber-Walky.
Joy
Can You imagine having a sibling at the other end of your polycule
clif
Step sibling.
Stephen Nedland
This is why Slipshine exists.
Taffy
Who the fuck is Lyle?
Sirksome
Don’t pretend that you don’t remember DoA’s breakout star Lyle! He was pivotal in the “A Walk Man Returns” arc! The effects of his actions are still felt to this day. Booster couldn’t even exist without Lyle!
Taffy
[David Spade Voice] You have no idea who Lyle is either, do you.
Yumi
Lyle’s the guy whose name I keep saying. Lyle Lyle Lyle Lyle Lyle
Taffy
The only Lyle in my brain is the one who’s always being yelled at to wake up and turn on the TV for reasons involving the Pentagon.
clif
Lyle is Lucy’s brother and Gun’s sister. It’s complicated.
Yumi
One time at work, another staff member said she was “sort of related” to one of my students, and I was like, uh, what does that mean? “She’s my daughter’s step-sister,” she said, and I was like, oh, that makes sense. But then she went on, “And my other daughter’s cousin. It’s a whole thing.”
Extremely tangential, but I thought about this regularly for a year.
John Campbell
Lucy’s brother.
Taffy
It’s impressive that you managed to copy Willis’s art style so well and make a clone website that redirects to the main one solely for the purpose of inserting fake strips that include a character you made up.
Roborat
I thought Jamie (Girls With Slingshots) had that job.
butts
someone hasn’t totally gotten over halloween, i see
Dave Van Domelen
Thumpasprunging on rumspringa.
Nono
And we haven’t even gotten into Amber’s ex dating her rollerderby teammate who stabbed her hand several years ago.
Actually, I’m assuming Booster has no idea about Amazi-Girl, because they would be chomping at the bit to armchair psychoanalyze Amber otherwise.
poofdepoof
whose* hand she* stabbed several years ago.
I know canonically Sal has forgiven Amber for this, but as a reader I’m just still holding on to this a little bit ?
Taffy
No, Sal definitely stabbed Amber’s hand. I remember it that way for sure.
Michael Steamweed
Oh, yeah, that’s how Amber got that scar.
Clif
Was that before or after she killed Mike?
Taffy
During, IIRC. I’m pretty certain Sal was trying to defend Mike, her One True Love, but Amber caught the knife with her palm and did this really slow, creepy motion where she pushed it further in to get closer to Sal and kiss her on the eyelid. Very odd comic, I thought it was kind of dark for this series, but it was really well-made.
spriteless aunty
You are very creative. Unless this is a reference, in which case, SHARE PLZ!
Taffy
If it’s a reference, I certainly don’t know it. I just enjoy making up really uncomfortable situations.
cbwroses
The roller derby teammate was stabbed BY Amber in the hand.
The way you wrote it has Amber the one that was stabbed (or Sal stabbing herself).
I assume it’s just a typo and not a misrememberance (is that a word? Well it is today) but wanted to clarify just in case.
OBBWG
Misremembrance is a word first used in the 1550s. The extra “e” in the word in your post was clearly just a typo.
cbwroses
Thank you.
Normally, I’d have added (sp) at the end, but since I wasn’t sure it was a word in the first place, you can’t misspell a word that doesn’t exist.
Owlmirror
Sure you can.
The word “thumpasprunging” doesn’t exist, but spelling it “htmupaspsrunggni” would be spelling it very wrong.
Yumi
Booster knows she’s plural
Yumi
Here’s where that came up: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/01-this-bright-millennium/herselves/
Dante
Knows she’s a plural, but I wonder if they know who that plural is? 😮
Still. The plot thicckens, and I’m here like yelling at Booster to handles this with care once the time comes, or else. :’33
Yumi
I don’t think so, because it’s been pretty notable when most characters learned of Amber and AG or started to piece it together. I feel like with Booster, we’d see the reveal. But maybe not!
Aquila
I’m expecting something more along the lines of Amber nervously confessing she’s Amazigirl and then Booster being all “I’m happy you trust me enough to confide in me, but I’ve actually known about that for ages now. It’s pretty obvious, to be honest.”
Dante
Thank you for the link last night, btw!
Honestly, that strip itself made me hopeful about this interaction with AG I now totally need to happen: Walky’s awkward “made extra herselves to cope” was met by Booster’s “oh, is she plural?” with no hesitation and no judgement. I’m crossing my fingers we get an actual #Reveal, as you say! :33
Peep
The plot is always thiccening when Amber’s around ?
darkoneko
…probably not, but I enjoy the way you think
John Campbell
As a joke, yes.
Chaucer59
Booster is now officially my spirit animal.
Tenzhi
~Don’t get knocked up! Just go down again!~
Michael Steamweed
Perfect lyrics are perfect.
Thomas O.
Thread winner!
Mr. Random
Booster…. actually, I feel like your enthusiasm may be helping.
audkitten
Me too
GholaHalleck
They can’t learn to be better people until they get shamed by “These are the Days of our Booster”
Dante
I legit thought this was the name for a future storyline and now I’m sad sdlgkjs
GholaHalleck
The future has yet to be written, there’s always hope.
MM
A drama llama?
SvenTS
Sometimes you just gotta love Booster.
Amara
Oh I adore booster, one of my fave characters since their introduction. “His pronouns are they/them!” Lives rent free in my brain. But also I love their hijinks. Just one of my absolute faves.
Schpoonman
Joyce is trying. She’s very trying.
better time
And the rest of the time you gotta hate them. seriously though, a rare chuckle doesnt make a bad character good
HueSatLight
perfect kind of twist. didn’t see it coming, but now it seems obvious.
Clif
And leaves you feeling annoyed at yourself for not realizing it sooner.
clif
I mean clues were there. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-14/02-its-the-love-i-havent-got/equalchance/
RassilonTDavros