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Satisfied
Posted on September 10, 2016 by David M Willis

488 thoughts on “Satisfied”

  1. butts

    OOOOOOOOH SNAP

    1. Chibz

      Snap his arm, preferably.

      1. AveryAves

        Most definitely preferable. But apparently violent vigilantism has consequences or something, such boring rules.

        1. MatthewTheLucky

          Not when they attack first!

      2. PSadlon

        Indeed and the dude is gonna need aloe for that burn.

    2. Talantus

      Awww yissss. Things are going to get down and dirty

      1. Deanatay

        That burn on his FAAAAAAACE

        1. Deanatay

          Huh that did not go where I expected

    3. TheAnonymousGuy

      So three on one. Two are misinformed idiots and the thirds cosplaying as scarface, theres a girl in a yellow spandex suit who tries to sound like batman in the Nolan films and there’s a governor electoral debate going on in like what? five minutes, there’s nothing interesting that could come from this set up. 😉

      1. Anorak

        The way you described it, it sounds like a bad joke, or a ridiculous dc storyline

        1. Disloyal Subject

          There’s a difference?

        2. GileadsBalm

          sizzle

        3. Orion Fury

          Hey, bacon!

        4. TheAnonymousGuy

          I was going for sarcasm but, that works too.

      2. Dr. T

        I sincerely doubt that the two idiots are misinformed. Joyce straight up jacked up his face. The fact that he didn’t go to the police to report “that bongo” for Smurfing his face would have been a giveaway that he earned that cut by doing something highly illegal.

        1. bryy

          Yeah, they’re not misinformed, but this crowd probably sees rape as justified.

        2. -JAD-

          Why so?

        3. Liliet

          She was at a party, she was pretty, and men just can’t help themselves, you know? It’s like waving a piece of meat in front of a hungry dog!

          Yeah, the feminists are really not the ones disrespecting men and comparing them to animals in this debate…

        4. Grubber McGee

          We know nothing about Dawson yet. We also know Dawson wasn’t there when Amazigirl called Leland out for drugging. Does he even know about the party?

        5. Orion Fury

          Smurfing?

        6. Dr. T

          I like to use Smurf as a filter for certain curse words. I find it amusing. It makes watching any episode of The Smurf hilarious to imagine they are filthy potty mouths.

        7. Tan

          They may or may not know about the drugging, but smart money’s on they either know or are choosing to be willfully ignorant that Ryan was attempting sexual advances without Joyce’s consent.

          I imagine his ‘side’ of the story to his friends goes something like “I was working this chick all night, I FINALLY get her alone when all of a sudden she completely flips out into a raging [misogynist term of choice] out of nowhere and breaks her glass across my face! Then her friend [whose gender is probably left out] comes up and sucker-punches me before I can teach that [misogynist term of choice] a lesson.”

          And they were likely all “Man, I get you. Percussion instruments be crazy.” Because even if they aren’t predators themselves, I will bet you that they are exactly the type to perpetuate that culture that looks at women as prizes to be claimed with little to no agency of their own.

        8. Sheason

          Percussion instruments. Man, Willis is getting more and more creative with those filters, isn’t he? I love it!

        9. ety

          Pretty sure it’s 99% self-censorship… but what do I know?

        10. David M Willis

          s’not one of mine

        11. Tomas

          Yet.

        12. Tan

          That’s a self-censorship, yeah.

        13. ety

          My 99% guess was actually referring to people, in the comments in general, engaging in self-censorship.

        14. Tenn

          And they were likely all “Man, I get you. Percussion instruments be crazy.”

          I actually processed this sentence as intended before I realized that heeeeey, “percussion instrument” is not a synonym for “female dog”!

          Our comment section jargon is starting to get more convoluted than Cockney rhyming slang. 😀

        15. Adept Arcanist

          Not as bad as Dimwell Arrhythmic Rhyming Slang yet, though.

      3. NakedDumblydore

        Nah, brah. That’s obviously plain clothes Kylo Ren. Rylo Ren, as it were.

      4. Deanatay

        I’ve cosplayed in weirder settings.

      5. hythrain

        You forgot the part where there’s said girl in yellow spandex’s rival who has previous saved said girl and will probably jump in on this if needed.

    4. Paradoxius

      That last panel made me involuntarily snap my fingers three times.

      1. Proxiehunter

        In a Z formation?

        1. Tacos

          Is there any other way?

        2. CianM1301

          Wait, don’t you snap your fingers four times in a Z formation, one snap for each point of the “Z”?

        3. Terry

          You snap the lines, not the points. Move your hand across while snapping, down and over while snapping, and across once again while snapping. This ends the “drag queen in a tizzy” tutorial.

        4. chiscii

          Weren’t z snaps a black thing rather than a drag thing?

        5. Harvey Janus

          …I thought they were a gay thing…?

        6. Chrissy

          In order of cultural perfusion/appropriation, many things start in black culture, then drag culture, then LGBT culture, then everybody else

        7. LeslieBean4Shizzle

          Is there any other way to snap your fingers three times?

        8. LeslieBean4Shizzle

          Oh! You did NOT just Ninja me!

          **snap snap snap**

      2. Scar Man!!!

        I have never been able to snap my fingers and it haunts me at night sometimes

        1. buckybone

          same

        2. Mr.Morningstar

          i can only snap my fingers on my right hand. I cant do it on my left (oddly enough though I’m left handed so explain that one to me)

        3. Terry

          I thought I was the only one! Except I’m right handed and snap with my left. Apparently, I look in the mirror and see the devil.

        4. detective boomwolf

          Thats weird. I can do it with my left (rrally loudly for whatever reason) but i can never get my right hand to pull it off. Correctly anyway.

        5. Needfuldoer

          It took me a long time to get it right. Think of it as a movement of the thumb, not the fingers.

          Start with a loose fist (like an ASL letter A), lift the index and middle fingers, and put your thumb underneath the first knuckle on both. Squeeze a bit with your middle finger, and move your thumb outward. The middle finger should ‘spring down’ on its own and snap against the base of your thumb.

          My problem was trying to focus on doing everything with just the fingers. They don’t accelerate fast enough to get a good snap.

        6. Charlie Spencer

          There’s an app for that.

        7. 1958Fury

          I can snap my fingers just fine, but I can’t whistle.

        8. pyrpyr

          It took me until my 20s, basically senior year of college, to learn to snap my fingers AND whistle, but it happened!
          It gets better, friends! 🙂

          (Still working on learning to blow a bubble with my gum though.)

        9. ety

          I got so pissed off at my parents and the people around me being able to whistle that I spent a good month trying non-stop when I was like 7 or 8 I think… so I’ve known how to since then.

        10. Willoughby Chase

          You know how to whistle, don’t you ety? You just put your lips together, and blow.

        11. ety

          Can you blow my whistle baby?

        12. marr

          Now I feel guilty for being able to double snap on both hands.
          But not too guilty because I worked to learn that, dammit.

    5. AngelBadman

      Heh, you can tell Amber has been rehearsing that line…

  2. Doctor_Who

    Happy birthday DoA. Let’s celebrate with an asskicking!

    1. butts

      As an ass myself, I fully support this notion.

      1. Wheelpath

        I will soon be 3x as old as DoA due to time zones and such. Yeah!

      2. TheAnonymousGuy

        so your a mASSacost.

        oh, right. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dumbing of Age.

        1. butts

          …Massochist?

        2. TheAnonymousGuy

          shit, I did spell that wrong didn’t I. Sorry, my joke failed.

        3. SgtWadeyWilson

          Maybe you should be a sASScot.

          Yeah, the double pun makes it a bit too confusing, doesn’t it?

        4. SgtWadeyWilson

          FU too, close tag.

      3. Emperor Norton II

        You know, I’ve been thinking. I need some staff for my imperial palace, and I was wondering…

        Would you like to be my buttler?

        1. Clif

          Buttd the butler. Hmmm.

        2. Clif

          Butts the Butler. The one time autocorrect would have saved me, it sits there.

    2. Idontcarenomore

      Happy Birthday DoA. 😉

    3. Orion Fury

      Merry Christmas!

  3. Train Moblin

    I hereby decree that Amazi-Girl will be sass Kingdom’s next ruler!

    1. butts

      Why shouldn’t she rule the sass kingdom? She already rules the ass kingdom.

      1. Train Moblin

        What if she rules… both?

        1. butts

          That’s what I said.

        2. Train Moblin

          Well I’m an idiot. We need to gift Amazi-Girl more Kingdoms though! Sass Kingdom, Ass Kingdom… Bass Kingdom? *Drops Bass Kingdom*

        3. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          She can’t rule Bass Kingdom unless she gains the power to talk to fish.

          Maybe Brass Kingdom?

        4. Train Moblin

          If she does right and brass knuckles Ryan’s teeth in

        5. CianM1301

          What about ruler of the Glass Kingdom? Although I’ve heard the castle is quite delicate…

        6. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          Too much jawboning in the Glass Kingdom.

        7. Dana

          Wait, who’s sassing Klingons?

        8. SgtWadeyWilson

          Probably Kirk, but I don’t know if they’d notice if Spock did.

      2. Chief_of_Staves

        These attacks are the result of an ass sassin’ and a misogynist who thinks he’s a cut above the rest.

  4. TheLurkerAbove

    Oooo burn!

  5. Chibz

    This is going to go SO well.

    1. butts

      I know, right? At this rate, she might even be able to get the support of the crowd! It’ll be a lot harder for them to go “that nasty vigilante is beating up an upstanding white dude” when there are three of them, and they’re throwing the first punch.

      …Also why am I not surprised that Ryan is friends with Taylor and Dawson.

      …Where did Tyler go?

      1. pjeseb

        Tyler got out while the gettin’ was good.

        1. Jhon

          Tyler is in the john.

      2. Bicycle Bill

        So who are Taylor and Dawson?

        1. Durandal_1707

          Taylor: The 13th President of the United States. Prior to becoming President, he was a general who had a reputation for being an incredible badass, but once in office he soon died of food poisoning from eating some spoiled cherries. Was the reason that Millard Fillmore became President.

          Dawson: The star of some stupid teen-focused TV show that I never watched.

        2. Durandal_1707

          Make that the 12th President. We really need an edit feature on this board!

        3. Dandi_Andi

          Dawson was, in fact, the original host of The Family Feud and a regular panelist on Match Game.

        4. The Other Mike

          He also played Newkirk in Hogan’s Heroes.

        5. Bicycle Bill

          Everybody’s a fookin’ comedian.

        6. Durandal_1707

          I don’t know why you’d say that; President Taylor wasn’t a comedian at all. He actually took a hard-line stance against the expansion of slavery to the recently “acquired” southwestern territories, and when the Southern states started grumbling about it, he said that if anyone tried seceding from the Union, he’d go down there and hang them himself.

          Now Tyler, the answer of “Where’d he go?” was to the Confederacy. Freakin’ traitor. You can call him a comedian if you want.

        7. Valerie

          Marry me.

        8. Willoughby Chase

          Funnily enough, Les Dawson used to be Britain’s Greatest Northern Comic.

        9. Willoughby Chase

          That Dawson was always up the creek without a paddle.

    2. Durandal_1707

      I dunno, the fact that she’s wearing a superhero cape isn’t going to change the fact that it’s 3-to-1 odds now.

      1. MatthewTheLucky

        Ryan had no skills to start with, and now he’s being backed up by two guys who are about a match for Ethan. She’s still way ahead.

        1. AngryBamboo

          yeah, and keep in mind she’s been trained in self-defense. she knows what she’s doing. these dudes might have been in lame “you were dancin’ with mah lady” slap fights, but the difference between some schmuck who thinks he knows how to fight and a person who actually has fight training and experience becomes apparent pretty quickly. three against one might make things tricky, but as long as she remains calm and controls the situation, she’ll be fine.

  6. miados

    I can’t think of a way to express how perfect that last bit is for amazigirl.

    also i hope sal helps out. after all i am sure she would be glad to help deal with someone who rapes people

    1. Touchfuzzy

      My prediction is Amazigirl gets in over her head fighting 3v1, she is holding her own but losing, and Sal comes in at the last second to help, forcing Amber to reevaluate how she perceives her.

      1. Derek

        Sal saving Amazi-girl from becoming a smear on the pavement didn’t earn her respect last time though, in fact it made her angrier

        1. Spencer

          Maybe.

          Amber hated Sal for saving her because she robbed Amazi-Girl of her dignity, that Amazi-Girl totally could have saved Becky like that shitty little coward Amber couldn’t have saved Becky.

          But now Amber’s been placed in a situation where she’s been forced to register Sal as an actual human being who is undeserving of the crowd’s hatred for her. That pursuing her vengeance against Sal right now is not The Right Thing To Do, which is in complete contradiction of Amber’s narrative of Sal being Criminal Scum that Amazi-Girl can rain righteous vengeance upon.

          If Sal jumps in to help in a way that Amber perceives as “I had to bail you out because you’re a little sucky baby just like you were when I took your friend hostage” then Amber can feel confident in continuing to hate her, but with what she’s been confronted with today, with her pushing Danny away and doubling down on how Amazi-Girl needs to be perfect, I think we’re in for some advancement, or at the very least Amber starting to question her views.

  7. Karin

    That burn alone should have done some critical damage x)

    1. miados

      alright. confirm the crit.

      1. butts

        That’ll be tomorrow, I hope.

      2. Opus the Poet

        Their AC is low, ll you have to do to confirm is roll a 13 or higher.

  8. Terry

    Accurate portrayal of American political rallies.

    1. Chris Phoenix

      At some American political rallies, the Presidential candidate actually encourages the violence.

  9. C.

    Walkypedia is still looking for more contributors. Just wanted to get the formatting right today.

  10. brumagem

    Quick, get Sapphire or Katara or sombody cuz thAT WAS THE SICKEST BURN

    1. -Sentinel-

      Does that mean Amazi-Girl is Azula?

      1. Nono

        That’s really more Sal territory.

        1. Max

          If Sal is Azula than does that make Walky… I want this mashup now.

        2. Discord

          No, no, Amber is Zuko and Amazi-Girl is the Blue Spirit.

        3. detective boomwolf

          Guys, you’re forgetting the most important question. Who’s Iroh in this mashup?

  11. Foxhack

    Well, she’s got witnesses now. She didn’t initiate the fight. It’ll all be self-defense.

    Let’s just hope other people will be recording this… and that Amazi-Girl also turned on video recording on her cell while Ryan was yelling at her.

    1. miados

      yup all she did was talk to, in a manner that had no threats of physical harm, and take the picture of someone in what i suspect is a public place

  12. Uncertainty Moth

    You know what this means?

    This means Amazi-Girl will be fighting several dudes at once by the time onlookers catch up, making her case a more appealing one to those just tuning in.

    1. butts

      Yeah! That totally reverses the narrative I was worried about, when it’s three on one.

  13. Tikitori

    This is in an indoor, relatively crowded place. Is she really going to do this? Are people going to allow three on one? I certainly wouldn’t.

    What assholes to gang up on anyone (girl/guy) that way.

    1. miados

      well to use a different comparison, but one i suspect a large amount of people know dudley in harry potter had a group as well that he worked with even though he was capable by himself for many of the ones he bullied iirc

    2. cmd1095

      the type of assholes who roofie drinks, then think the people who dislike them for doing so and fight back are bongoes because they didn’t roll over and submit.

      1. butts

        I get why Willis installed that autocorrect, but it sort of robs comments like this of their dignity, doesn’t it.

    3. Tikitori

      Yeah, my asshole comment wasn’t a question-didn’t need to be explained. But I do agree with y’all. 😀

    4. foamy

      “You can’t prove anything” is possibly the STUPIDEST thing someone can say in a situation like that.

      1. Fart Captor

        I’m pretty sure that would actually be “I totally did it and will do it again because I feel no remorse!”

        1. foamy

          “You can’t prove anything” means exactly that, though, with the addition of “and I’m stupid and dishonest enough to think saying this is a defense”.

          I suppose “Don’t you know who I am?” might be in the running as a topper, but given the previous strip I don’t think that one’s going to happen.

          Bonus: There’s now at least two more people there who know who Ryan is. Y’know the old saying about secrets, yeah?

        2. ety

          “Y’know the old saying about secrets, yeah?”

          Oh, I love that one…

          Unfortunately, in certain cases, despite meaning just that, “You can’t prove anything” is still enough to defend someone.

        3. Tenn

          Nah, “I totally did it and will do it again because I feel no remorse!” could be taken as sarcasm. “You can’t prove anything!” is almost as good as admitting that there is something to prove.

      2. detective boomwolf

        THANK YOU! Seriously, what kind of idiot says that in ajy situation where he is the accused. “You can’t prove anything.” “Well I don’t need to now.”

        1. Jhon

          “I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me.”

  14. inqntrol

    Hey Ryan, you forgot the part where you tried to rape the woman who cut your face, asshole.

    1. Mandy

      Seriously. Didn’t think it was possible for me to hate this piece of shit more than I already do, and then he pulled that line.

    2. (((Mkvenner)))

      And the black women who broke your ribs and gave you a concussion.

    3. Orion Fury

      And if he didn’t?

  15. Fedora Ferret

    Ladies and gentlemen, an object lesson in how to throw shade.

  16. Tenchan

    No nurse, physician nor surgeon will be able to treat that burn!!!

    1. SgtWadeyWilson

      This level of burn is more Smokey the Bear’s jurisdiction.

      1. Scar Man!!!

        good old wadey

        1. SgtWadeyWilson

          Hey, Scar! Nice to hear from you. You gonna stop by the Kourt while you’re online?

        2. Scar Man!!!

          perhaps

  17. Plasma Mongoose

    Last panel is by far the most disturbing slipshine intro ever.

    1. miados

      i just need to leave them brain dead and turn them into fleshy vibrators

      that would be about the only scenerio i can think of for it to work.

      1. Orion Fury

        Wouldn’t she then be [ trigger ] them?

  18. Tacos

    Oooh! Looks like somebody needs some cool, running water for that burn.

  19. Jess

    CHRIST AMBER THAT WAS VICIOUS

    Can’t wait to watch this go down. Bets on Sal sailing in to help? >)

    1. Larkle

      I’m wondering about this as well. Fighting for what’s right is something that we know resonates with Sal from those flashbacks we’ve been getting. Of course, Sal also doesn’t have the benefit of the anonymity of a superhero mask.

      1. butts

        …And if she joins in, the crowd will turn on them like that, the fuckin’ racists.

        1. Fart Captor

          I’m thinking that Amazi-Girl’s less horrible fans in the crowd will start noticing that post she just made, and this is going to turn into an all-out melee.

        2. WhoWasI

          I’ve been trying to decide if the bystander comment in panel 4 is related to the posting. The person might have just recognize him from her post.

        3. Fart Captor

          Oh shit, you’re right! AG even looks back at her with a sly grin on her face!

          yeeeeeeess

  20. Thaz

    *Brings out a lawn chair*

  21. motorfirebox

    BROS BROS BROS oh wait no.

    1. miados

      and i think thats from questionable content not doa

      1. Orion Fury

        Bro?

        1. miados

          broooooOOOOoooo

        2. SgtWadeyWilson

          Row row, fight the powah!

  22. MordWa

    …and the Sal and Marcie come to the rescue: League of Super-Femmes, Assemble!

    1. MordWa

      “then”

    2. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      Their powers united, they form ….?

      1. Orion Fury

        But did they engage their mega-thrusters?

      2. Koms

        The power puff girls

        1. SgtWadeyWilson

          Which makes these three stooges… what were the evil boys called?

        2. Koms

          They’re all Mojo Jojo.

        3. SgtWadeyWilson

          But I like Mojo Jojo! Not so much with these… things.

        4. Nono

          Rowdyruff Boys.

        5. SgtWadeyWilson

          Thanks.

        6. Firedaws

          Rowdyrough Boys I think

    3. Nono

      Sarah needs to come to the rally so we can have a Fearsome Femme Fatale Foursome.

  23. Red Comet

    Still not super healthy for Amber. Look at her face in the last panel. This is an “acceptable” time to get ultra violent on people, so it’s an excuse for her. Remember how she was with Sal when they had the run-in in the parking lot? She happened to pick a guy who deserves it this time, but still.

    That being said, I like her social media solution.

    1. butts

      See, rationally I totally agree with you… but I still want to see that motherfucker get his ass whooped.

    2. Foxhack

      I think the face is to express that she’s uh, “satisfied”. Or something. >_>

      1. butts

        …Did not consider that, but okay, sure, why not.

      2. WhoWasI

        Isn’t that her Dirty Harry “Go ahead, make my day.” look?

    3. Bagge

      Yup.

      “Not touching you, not touching you, not touching you…. YOU TOUCHED ME, NOW I CAN TOUCH YOU BACK!!! FOR JUSTICE!!!”

      That said…. it was an EPIC burn in the last panel.

    4. Bicycle Bill

      I actually am worried for Amazi-Girl.  She had a reason for what she did to Blaine and she went so far over the line that Danny had to intervene and keep her from killing him.  Now, she feels justified for whatever she would do to Ryan (and by association, his two friends) … and I’m afraid how far she would go if unchecked.

      1. yo.

        I really don’t think Amber is that vicious by default. That incident with Blaine was entirely provoked by him – her physically/emotionally abusive father who was stalking her abducted her boyfriend – and it pushed her WAY over the edge. Amber has a lot of anger that she isn’t dealing with but she’s been good so far at keeping it appropriate.

        1. ety

          and Blaine was mirroring the most traumatic incident in her life.

      2. MatthewTheLucky

        Calling it now: Sal’s the one who stops her from going too far.

        1. Scar Man!!!

          i respect your right to believe that, but i personally think that there is a bigger chance that pigs will fly around on bat wings handing out newspapers announcing the election of Jill Stein and her VP Donald Trump than that.
          I think Marcie will do it

      3. thejeff

        Nah. This is Amazi-Girl. She’s pretty much in control of the beatings she hands out. Amber nearly killed Blaine. Ryan, despicable though he is, isn’t one of her triggers. She won’t react to him like that.

    5. Romanticide

      I agree… :/

  24. Marvelman

    I sense a Marvel Team-Up coming! Or, the Brave and the Bold if DC is more to your taste!

  25. JessWitt

    I remember that night, I just might – rewind –

    (Revise from romantic context to righteous revenge)

    1. Orion Fury

      So where’s the typhoon then?

      1. JessWitt

        Hurricane AmaziGirl.

  26. Cheshrin

    Yeah, fight the known superhero who has beat up dudes way tougher than you.

    That’ll go well.

    (Please kick their collective teeth in AG.)

    1. miados

      the one that was in a high speed chase on foot.

      1. butts

        The one who jumped onto a friggin’ moving truck.

        1. ???

          The one who… Has condoms?

        2. Anorak

          and a slashfic obsession. omg, if amber ever did get powers i request that it be the power to initiate yaoi

  27. cmd1095

    Amazi-girl delivered an Amazi-burn right there.

  28. motorfirebox

    Regarding the comments on earlier pages about how the crowd might not be racist d-bags… can’t help but notice a complete lack of cheering for Amazi-Girl right now.

    1. (((Mkvenner)))

      I don’t think the crowd can see.

    2. pjeseb

      To be fair, it took a few strips for the crowd to get going earlier.

    3. Cerberus

      Yup. It’s a rather stark contrast that the crowd faces here seem confused or stunned rather than cheering her on in the similar aggressive manner they did the impending fight with Sal.

    4. Orion Fury

      Though it does appear that some are starting to wonder.

      1. Voice of Reason

        I’m still trying to figure out what “dude check out his scar” means. Does he think it’s a wicked cool scar? Does he think the guy looks like trouble? Does he find the scar itself attractive, and is rating its appearance on a scale of ten? I have to know!

        1. Orion Fury

          For me it was worried. Like they noticed it after he started flipping out, like maybe he’s a dangerous thug. But I could just be projecting.

  29. Neeks

    I kind of want to print this strip and frame it and put it on my wall.

  30. Teddae

    you know shits going down when amazi-girl’s eyes sparkle and she throws in a burn

  31. Mom

    Well he tried to go for the phone. Now…let’s see if the on-lookers join in the fight against these goons. Slightly doubt it at first but once they find out what he did through social media (once the upload is complete)…*evil chuckle* I’ll be on the karma train, sipping champagne.

  32. Lipke the Articulate

    Pretty much every reference that I wanted to make, every pun I thought of, was posted already in the last ten minutes. Dammit.
    If I were to use the phrase “need some cream for that burn” somewhat ironically, would it be funny again?
    Also, this is doubly great because I only just got to the part in Shortpacked where those three look-alikes become annoying fucksticks. Hurrah!

    1. Orion Fury

      Though I do believe they have deeper characterization here. Well, relatively speaking.

  33. (((Mkvenner)))

    Of course he supports DeSanto (or at least her party)

  34. Makkabee

    Three to one. She’s got them outnumbered all by herself, though.

    1. Orion Fury

      They should bring in a few more, to try to make it a fair fight.

    2. Deanatay

      “Three of us against one girl? Easy!”

      Oh, you sweet, sweet summer rapists.

      1. detective boomwolf

        … Why did reading that comment make me think og Game of Thrones?

  35. Shiro

    I wonder how much he told his frat bros, and what he told them about why Joyce cut him.

    I’m hoping for satisfaction, but three on one odds ain’t looking good…

    1. Fart Captor

      I was thinking about that myself. My money’s on them at least knowing enough to need to rationalize it away, if not the complete truth.

      Ugh.

      1. butts

        Yeah. They’re pretty much the worst, I wouldn’t be surprised.

        (By the way, I don’t know if I mentioned this but your tumblr is pretty much the best for the title alone.)

        1. Fart Captor

          Haha, thanks! I can’t say I’m surprised you like the title.

          At some point I may get ambitious with it and actually start posting original content on it

        2. ety

          Let me know if you do!

          Also, I think your gravatar picture might be predisposing me to like you and your comments more…

    2. Lipke the Articulate

      Three on one odds are fine for a bunch of pansy-ass pricks like that. Remember, Amazi-Girl has taken down much larger dudes in two-on-ones that I can remember.

      1. WhoWasI

        And they’re as pathetic as Ryan is at trying to grab the phone (twice), she won’t even break a sweat.

        1. WhoWasI

          Not to mention that a very drugged Joyce managed to do major damage to him even before Sarah took him down.

        2. ety

          You know that looked like a normal glass glass… How the hell did she hit him hard enough to actually break it?

          Also, she hit him before the drugs kicked in and I definitely did not need to reread that party scene.

          Ryan is way worse than I remembered. He was looking for a “mark” from the beginning and the trick he used to get Joyce to drink the drink she refused was downright evil.

        3. WhoWasI

          Also, who uses breakable glasses at a party? The ones I have shatter completely if you hold them too tight.

          Joyce may not have felt the drug till after, but suppressive drugs mess up your coordination and reaction times long before that. But Ryan still lost, so AG should be able to mop the floor with him. He’s use to getting his way by manipulation, like you pointed out, not by force.

          However, if the three fight dirty, as expected, or some of the crowd joins in, AG could need Sal’s help.

        4. ety

          The thing about that particular manipulation I mentioned was just how planned and targeted it was. That wasn’t just “Get her to drink this thing” It was “Here’s how to manipulate and take advantage of a person’s fundamental behavior and psychology.” It was an “I’ve done this a hundred times. I know how people work.” kind of manipulation… which is retrospectively terrifying for what it probably means…

        5. WhoWasI

          Now I have an image of Ryan and his “bros” getting together to trade tips and techniques, or even do practice runs on how to do this stuff. Agghh! I assume there’s even how-to websites, (No I don’t want to know).

          Human beings the high point of evolution? No! The endpoint of “intelligent design”? Hell no! More like a parasite run amok.

        6. thejeff

          There are many strategies for ensuring your genes are passed on. Evolution doesn’t judge on anything except effectiveness. Which leads to interesting combinations of pair-bonding, mutual support, cheating and outright force, among other approaches. Not just in us, but throughout nature.
          We are only unique in that we are very clever. We can devise intricate variations and employ many tools to do the very same kinds of things our distant cousins do.

    3. Romanticide

      I bet he told them “some crazy bongo cut me becuause she was crazy”

    4. Cerberus

      CONTENT WARNING: That thing I do where I get into the mind of fucks like this because I’ve been studying them too long so I know all their favorite excuses

      “Dude, bros, this night was the absolute worst. Like, I was making the moves on this prime piece of tail and she’s just eating it up with a spoon, totally into me, ya know what I mean? And then, (slur for women) just starts dicking with me all night, just being a major cock tease, acting coy and into it one minute and then giving mixed signals the next. Y’know, making it into a whole bullshit chase game like (slur for women who are perceived as sexually active) like to do.

      And I’ve finally got her primed. She’s ready to go, we’re moving into home and the (slur for women) just ups and turns psycho on me like a raging period monster. Just fucking slashes me out of nowhere with her glass, like literally breaks it on my fucking face. Like, what the fuck, psycho, right? And then her violent “urban” friend fucking smashes my head in with a baseball bat, because now she’s fucking flinging fake rape accusations everywhere to cover up fucking slashing at me when she’s the one coming on to me all night, sending constant signals that she was into it.

      I’m just fucking fed up with women.”

      1. Orion Fury

        Good, then go fuck your bros, since you all seem to like asses.

      2. foamy

        I gotta wonder, does anyone actually use “urban” as a codeword in casual conversation? I always thought of that as a politician’s dogwhistle.

        1. Cerberus

          Yes. The people I grew up with used it all the fucking time.

        2. ety

          I really don’t doubt that, but I’ve never actually heard it before… I’ve been pretty lucky to hang out with generally fundamentally decent people for a fairly large part of my life.

          I did, unfortunately, hang out with a group of complete douchebags for a large part of one year of high school and should not have let them get away with spewing anywhere near as much shit as they did, but, as much as it saddens me, the only time I actually got on their case about it was when they audibly made fun of a girl in a wheelchair who came out of an elevator and passed by practically within earshot, if not certainly within earshot, of her. I gave them no end of shit for that and they shut up pretty quickly thankfully.

  36. Mandy

    Oh good, just what any situation needs. A roving pack of bros.

    1. Deanatay

      Not roving very far – this is a conservative rally on a college campus. This is, like, their home base.

  37. anna

    I have a feeling this will mess up Desanto in college appeal. Having someone who is being accused of attempted rape, and two men defending it on your out reach team even as unpaid interns is not good. This is going to spiral out of control for more than just Ryan.

    1. Shiro

      She could denounce them entirely, publicly, but given her party affiliations…

      (Almost typed afflictions. Not totally wrong in this case.)

  38. professordetective

    Third DEGREE!

  39. Idontcarenomore

    Love the burn, Damn that was classic.

    AG is surrounded, she has them right where she wants them 🙂

    Betting Sal jumps in on this one.

    1. WhoWasI

      This strip is the best setup so far for the AG & Sal join-up that many have been predicting/dreaming-of since Ryan was spotted.

  40. ceec

    Hrm … they’ll be too much for amazigirl and sal will help her out of her bind.

    1. Kole

      It’s pretty difficult to actually gang up on someone and fight them effectively, especially if you’re a group of bozos who probably don’t know much about fighting except “uh power in numbers right”.

      I think she’ll have a hard time if she lets her guard down (entirely possible with how eager she is) and Sal will have to jump in yeah, but there’s plenty of ways to control fighting space and fight multiple people at once with… some effectiveness.

      1. Foxhack

        All it takes is one guy latching onto her leg to let the other two do some damage.

        1. Kole

          If they can even manage it? They’re coded as goons dude, goons are very obvious in their movements and easy to maneuver if you know how to right.

  41. DoubleM

    So it’s gonna be Sal and Amazigirl (and maybe Marcie) vs the trio of idiots? Hell I would skip the conference just to watch this. I like where this is going.

  42. Felgraf

    They’re NOT gonna be polite and go in one-at-a-time.

    I think Sal will wind up helping. I don’t know if that will be good or *bad* for Amber/Amazigirl’s psyche-I could see it going either way.

    1. Orion Fury

      Well yeah, this is the real world. But I do believe that Batman and such have teamed up with villains before to battle worse ones.

  43. Cthulhu's Intern

    Now, here’s what I’m worried about. He says that Joyce “sent” Amazi-Girl. Now, even if she beats the shit out of Ryan and his thugs, I’m pretty sure that he’d want to retaliate. Not against Amazi-Girl, if she beats the shit out of the three of them, that would be too hard, but against Joyce.

    1. Nena

      Very true. When you’re young and in your late teens/early 20s you think you can beat everything and everyone. You don’t realize that even worse can happen.

    2. Mom

      Before you get too worried, this might not be Ryan’s first rape attempt. If he is recognized on social media, then other victims will likely come forward to verify that he is a rapist. Bringing enough evidence to have him arrested before he can retaliate against Joyce.

    3. yo.

      Considering that he was absorbed in the task of trying to get her alone, I don’t think he even knows Joyce’s name (he never called her as such). It’s been a month – he probably just has a vague rememberance of her features and that’s it.

      In your defense, however, he does seem (understandably) hung up about what she did to his face. Even though he totally deserved it, a scar of that magnitude means he’s effectively disfigured for most of his life. I’d be worried he’s been stalking her, waiting to exact revenge.

      1. Cerberus

        A distinct possibility.

        Certainly, depending on how this night goes, he’ll have additional reasons to want to seek her out and “seek revenge” for “his troubles” and for “ruining his life”.

        1. Orion Fury

          And what if one of those hallucinations that Joyce had of Ryan, was actually Ryan looking for her?

        2. Cerberus

          Now that’d be a twist with some meat on it.

        3. vlademir1

          I’d say regardless of how this night goes he has a reasonable chance to choose to do so now, even if he hasn’t been at least looking for a chance to do so before.
          He literally just told them she sent Amazi-girl after him. Not doing “something” about Joyce after that, especially if they all get both beat up (“by a girl no less”) and arrested is going to be seen as a significant loss of face among his ilk when even just one or the other would be seen as bad enough. Then there’s the potential loss of this networking opportunity which their parents likely set up for them (a common occurrence in both parties) which they likely will hear about quite a lot especially as this is a rally for someone seeking reelection to national office so has probably got plenty of press on scene who will talk about this and show clips on the morning news. Just following through on their decisions so far will have them facing plenty of consequences if no legal ones, so Ryan, if not his entourage here as well, will likely now try to retaliate against Joyce.

        4. Vulcanodon

          I’m worried about that too. But when she isn’t drugged, Joyce isn’t exactly a pushover. And, thanks to slashdouche, she doesn’t go out alone anymore. One or several of these bros confronting the people who nursed her through that awful night? Won’t go well for them. Extra-serious stomping would ensue.

    4. Bicycle Bill

      I don’t think Ryan even knows who Joyce is — by name, anyway.  She only gave it once — “In this room I am Joyce Brown, queen of the drunks!” — while they were in the room playing “Settlers of Catan”, and I doubt that it even registered with him since he was just viewing her as his intended ‘mark’ for the night.

  44. Bagge

    “BOOOOOOO, start hitting black people again”

  45. Professor Fate

    Amazi-Girl has strength, agility, fighting skills and is wearing boots. Those dudes are all hat and no cattle, prolly never have been in a real fight in their lives and have Big Jim and The Twins hangin’ there ready for Amazi-Girl to score a field goal. My bets on Amazi-Girl to take the gold.

    1. Bicycle Bill

      Ditto.  And of course, once people see three males teaming up on a single female — even if she is in a super-hero jumpsuit — Amazi-Girl is going to have all the help she will need.

    2. Bicycle Bill

      I don’t know how many people it would take to kick Amazi-Girl’s ass, but I know how many people are going to try.  And it’s not going to be enough.

  46. Vinny

    Please tell me that Sal & Amazi-Girl team up on these 3!
    (And what a great resolution for the history between Sal & Amber)

  47. WhoWasI

    AG needs antagonize them to get them to attack soon. Sal, Marcie and security will be arriving, then this will get WAY more complicated and she won’t have as much control of the outcome.

  48. TomHCinMI

    For some reason I thought Ryan and Leland were the same guy. Or, I thought Leland was Ryan. Or, I thought Ryan was Leland. — Did anyone else make that mistake? Was the schoolyard bully who got away with abusing Marcie so long ago, not the same guy as the wannabe-rapist who roofied Joyce?

    1. Nym

      Correct, they are two separate people.

    2. Orion Fury

      There were a few that thought that. They may possible be dead now for saying such. I pray for your soul.

    3. vlademir1

      It may be correct to say that they be one in mind and spirit, but it certainly is not to suggest they be one in body.

    4. Koms

      Nah.. I was one of them. May my soul rest in peace.

  49. Lipke the Articulate

    Oh, right, I forgot to say- Happy Birthday DoA!

  50. TomHCinMI

    And while I’m asking — How did Ryan manage to find such a concentration of d-baggery to land in?

    1. Fart Captor

      CONTENT WARNING: Description of how misogynistic assholes somehow have friends

      Its surprisingly easy. Even if Dawson and Taylor aren’t bad guys themselves, shitheels like Ryan can be particularly difficult for other men to detect, because they treat other men like actual people. Ryan went that party alone, so I imagine he keeps that kind of thing — or at least the key details — to himself.

      And since Ryan just looks and acts like a regular guy to them, anyone suggesting otherwise is just trying to sling shade on their bro. Probably because they’re on their period or something. All bros know periods can explain anything you want to dismiss immediately. And if that fails, “bros before hos” should work for the rest. Gotta hammer in those rules, bro! Don’t think about them, they’re just the rules!

      Of course, that’s assuming they’re not just as bad as him. They could well be. Or maybe they only use alcohol but not drugs (not that its any better, but they totally think it makes a difference). This kind of toxic attitude towards women thrives when it’s reinforced by other like-minded misogynist fuckwits.

      I experienced plenty of it (usually from a distance, thankfully) in high-school and college, though most of the red flags went unnoticed at the time. I don’t actually know if any actually went on to assault anyone, but I’d be surprised if none of them had.

      1. ithehellamhenry

        ^Spot on.

        In addition, it’s also entirely possible he’s outright lied to them (being charitable here until these guys are proven to be equals in fuckstickery, which I’m sure they will be quite soon), fabricating some story about how “that bongo” attacked him with a piece of glass unprovoked or after she “misunderstood” his flirting or something.

        What seems clear is that he represented himself as a victim to his friends, so as far as they know/are concerned, he’s the victim, and this costumed woman is just attacking him for no good reason. Don’t you know Ryan here has been through so much already?

        Even if you leave misogyny out of it for a moment, the fact is, if you know someone well and think of them as a friend, you’ll probably at least try to rationalize anything bad you find out about them. Or are inclined to believe their version of events. Because they’re your friend, you want to give them the benefit of the doubt, because you trust them.

        So best case scenario, these guys are going to find out some unpleasant truths about their “bro,” and drop him like the P.O.S. he is. Worst case scenario, they’re every bit as bad as he is, and they all deserve equal shares of the can of whoopass they’re about to have opened on them.

      2. Cerberus

        All of this.

        This is why toxic masculinity is so toxic, because as the end game it posits a twisted contradiction. Your masculinity is at least in major part based on and seen as rewarded by “getting that puss”, but the way you’re encouraged to behave under the strictest parts of it demand behavior based on actively doing things to harm women. So the only way to “succeed” and “retain your man card” is to turn to “other” means of “having success” usually involving some form of rape or at least escalating layers of creep.

        For an example, just look at PUA culture and how much of the language emphasizes ideas of masculinity, of being alpha, of being a winner, but so many of the techniques taught are literally techniques to violate boundaries and make women uncomfortable and isolated from anyone who could come to their aid.

        Dawson and Taylor may not be rapists themselves, but they are deep in that bro culture and Ryan, by his “successes” is a winner. And the bro code is firm to stand up for your buddy no matter what, especially against evil lying women. “Bros before (slurs for sex workers)”.

        Not to mention that it’s hard to view your friend as someone who would do something awful. Like, they’re your friend, so they must be a decent guy, otherwise what would it say about me that I’ve been friends with him while he was doing all this awful stuff? So you want to instinctively defend them.

        Add to that the simple fact that the most successful rapists and abusers tend to be full of charisma and great at putting on their best face with everyone but their targets so as to make it harder for their targets to report on them and so they have the support of the community to rally behind them…

        And well… Ryan is that. He’s a pastor’s son, he’s a political volunteer, he’s probably kind and funny and full of “great stories” to them. And so of course someone attacking him must be in the wrong and anything they accuse him of must be wrong, because “everyone knows” he’s a great guy.

    2. Romanticide

      Same way he got Joyce to thrust him at first, act charming, talk to them about they want to hear, leave any distateful detail of yourself, and I bet he also could made use of his whiteness and apparent harmless looking face. So what these guys may know at most is that somebody make a gash on his face but you can bet he told them that it was because the bongo was crazy and not because he tried to rape somebody.

      1. ithehellamhenry

        Seeing it in your reply and mine as well: it’s rather pleasing to see the “b-word” replaced by “bongo” everywhere it appears.

        1. Romanticide

          it’s fun 😀

  51. Thevoiceoftreason

    Oh Amazigirl, I’d punch you if you it made you smile.

    1. SgtWadeyWilson

      It’s not your punch that’d make her smile, it’s the anticipation of all the punches she gets to send your way.

      1. ety

        Some people might be okay with that too if it makes her smile…

        1. SgtWadeyWilson

          I just thought we should make sure Thevoiceoftreason knew what he was asking for.

  52. LookingIn

    What better way to celebrate the comic’s birthday than a hilarious joke about male inadequacy- happy birthday DoA!

  53. Orion Fury

    1st: Zing!

    2nd: Implications of there being more than one of Ryan here?

    1. Orion Fury

      oh, and 3rd: Cerberus, as well as others who names escape me right now, please find your safe place, this must be tough on you right now.

      1. Cerberus

        Well, I do have future plans to bake lots and lots of cookies for folks tomorrow…

        1. WhoWasI

          My aunt said, “A warm cookie is happiness in chewy form.”

  54. Owlmirror

    Hm!

    Will more ‘bros join in the fight?

    Did Dorothy alert Sarah, resulting in the Wrath of Old Testament God marching forth with baseball bat in hand?

    Will Sal side with Amazi-Girl?

    Will Marcie and her fellow security team members try to defuse the situation? If so, will Marcie be lashed out at by Ryan, thereby polarizing Sal if she wasn’t enraged enough already?

    1. Orion Fury

      Will Archie every decide on who to be with?

      1. ithehellamhenry

        FIND OUT ON THE NEXT DRAGON! BALL! Z!

        1. Peter

          I’m old enough that, for me, it’s “The answers to these, and other, questions… on the next episode of SOAP!”

        2. DonDueed

          I’m old enough that for me it’s “Tune in tomorrow, same bat-time, same bat-channel!”

        3. Orion Fury

          The Batman one seemed too obvious for me, and I was thinking about the SOAP one, I just couldn’t remember it correctly (like it was from SOAP).

        4. thejeff

          SOAP was awesome.

        5. Peter

          Actually, I’m also old enough for the “same bat-time, same bat-channel” thing. I saw it as a kid (though it must have been reruns, I’m not quite that old).

    2. hof1991

      Security steps in, stops and fight and send AG out of the rally. They are there to prevent disturbances. They don’t care what the disruption is about.

      Consequences for Ryan happen off screen in the future. As much as we might like it, I don’t foresee a ten strip fight here. Police involvement would be very bad for AG ( and the narrative). Everyone would be taken into custody until they could figure things out. No way that a fight ends up well for AG, so no fight will happen.

      AG walks away, Ryan and buddies get restrained. No one dies or gets arrested. And Ryan knows that he is truly fucked and that the shitstorm is just beginning. Winning is the best revenge. AG can go back to Joyce and let her know Ryan has been exposed and named.

  55. Tnoy

    “You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied.”

  56. VanVelding

    Oh, wow. I’m just now getting he’s the guy from the trio of douchebags in Shortpacked!

    1. Orion Fury

      I think the third guy is Tyler, and that Ryan is wholly a new character.

      1. thejeff

        Ryan isn’t new. Ryan showed up in not quite so evil a way in Ruth’s backstory in Roomies. Though he was younger and could easily have worked his way up to the Ryan we know by college.

        1. Orion Fury

          That’s right. Are there any unique named characters in this `verse?

        2. Fart Captor

          I think Other Rachel is new to DoA

        3. Spencer

          Nope. She was in Agatha’s squad in It’s Walky!

        4. thejeff

          Asma?

          The Pastors at Joyce’s church, I think.

          Maybe the girl Becky got caught with.

          Jim & Bryan?

          Pretty sure about Sayid.

        5. Spencer

          Oh, Pastor Powers definitely has a presence in It’s Walky!.

          Bryan and Jim are also members of Daisy’s squad.

    2. Dana

      The full trio was pictured in their first showing in DoA. He’s not one of them, they just have as bad or worse taste in friends as in Shortpacked!.

  57. yo.

    Huh. Somehow Ryan being a frat douche surprises me. I guess I always pegged him for being the “I’m a loner and its [enter group]’s fault” kinda guy.

    1. motorfirebox

      It’s unfortunately never safe to assume that jackasses don’t have friends.

  58. CommentSpawn

    That’s right Amazi-girl, insult their sexuality!

  59. L!ghtn!ng

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

    You, sir, have killed me. I am dead.

    I cannot friggin WAIT until tomorrow’s update!!!

    1. L!ghtn!ng

      (Happy DOA birthday, BTW!)

  60. Mr BreaksIt

    I demand satisfaction!

    1. Orion Fury

      I demand retribution!

      1. SgtWadeyWilson

        I demand cookies!

        1. Opus the Poet

          I’m with the Sarge here. Cookies for the win, especially if they’re kicked outta the dudebros.

        2. Anorak

          Come to the dark side, we have cookies

        3. Clif

          I demand that tomorrow we have a cut scene to show how Ruth is doing.

          What?

  61. Joe Archer

    Roz will be delighted – “Caped crusader busts election rally”. I feel sorry for Leslie, though.

    1. OnyxIdol

      Yes, Amazi-Girl is busty indeed, isn’t she.

      1. Deanatay

        “Is this some kind of a bust?”
        “Yes, it’s most impressive, but, that’s not why we’re here.”
        -Leslie Neilsen, Police Squad

    2. WhoWasI

      On the other hand, if the rally turns into a brawl, Leslie might have more time with Robin.

  62. JepMZ

    I don’t like those interns anymore :/

    1. butts

      Anymore?!

    2. Orion Fury

      So there was a point you found them likeable?

      1. SgtWadeyWilson

        They were funny when they were just a joke. Don’t know about likable.

  63. MM

    It’s the Winklevii!

  64. Romanticide

    Oh the unpaid interns http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/frieda/ well guys it seems more than one person plays you for chumps.

    I am still worrying for AG, by this point we all know this is unhealthy but now she has two fight 3 guys and the people who might side with this douche…

  65. Russ

    BEAT THEIR ASSES! HAVE SAL AND MARCIE ASSIT

  66. Jacques Cornelius Parrot III

    YeEAaH Amazi-Girl and Ryan, fight fight figh- oh goddamit I thought I’d never have to see these guys again

    Guess my hubris was my downfall…

    1. ithehellamhenry

      Well, on the bright side, we’re highly likely to see them get some degree of comeuppance.

      As in, “When y’all have recovered from that beating, comeuppance see me for some more.”

  67. J. A. J.

    Yay, six years! I say we partake in a sexennial poop.

  68. saltchocolate

    Congrats, Willis!! Been here since the beginning of DoA, and still loving it!

  69. Falcon

    Amazi-burn

    1. Orion Fury

      Break out the Amazi-Vera?

  70. Cerberus

    Comic Reactions:

    Panel 1: “You can’t prove anything”, the favored dodge of scoundrels everywhere and it works tiringly well for things like rape, because the burden of proof is often exceedingly high. So simply repeating that there’s no proof while leaving general threats and encouraging your “bros” to harass can even protect you as your crimes become more public and your former victims come out of the woodwork to detail your crimes.

    See any number of serial rapist or sexual harassers in various fields, trusting their army of fans to “get their back” against the (slurs for women perceived as sexually active) who have “committed libel/slander” against them “ruining their good name”.

    Panels 1-2: And yeah, that’s the rub. AG is right, she probably can’t prove anything, certainly not to the level where he’d actually face legal consequences and certainly not to the level where Joyce wouldn’t be suffering far worse of a fate than Ryan for pursuing it.

    But it’s a small important thing. Getting his face out there, getting his name out there, so the campus has warning, so his next “mark” has a slightly better chance of knowing she’s being targeted, so the next party host can eject him on sight.

    It’s not a perfect solution to the missing stair problem, but it’s the best that can be done when all the repair tools are far out of the hands of anyone who could possibly give a shit. Cause rapists love the small talk, they can thrive in it. Can make it so their victims are crazy and just trying to hurt them to “get revenge” for something. Love when the newbie who looks out of place hasn’t been whispered to about the “nice looking boy” with the penchant for blue.

    Panel 3: And Plan A comes to fruition. Kicking his butt.

  71. Some1

    The way Amazi-Girl is portrayed as this ultimate badass, makes me wonder if at some point a villain will show up who outclasses her.

    1. SgtWadeyWilson

      I believe the answer is Yus.

      Sorry. (Not really.)

      1. Some1

        Sydney Yus being a badass would be amazing…and incredible unexpected.

        1. SgtWadeyWilson

          She’s been teased, so it fit as a joke, but yeah, not really expecting badass.

  72. inqntrol

    Wait, weren’t there 3 interns? Where’s the other one, is he going to jump Amazi-Girl the least she expects?( that”s what he would think, he doesn’t know AG is always prepared for everything).

    1. Cybersnark

      Somehow I think velociraptor-level strategy is beyond these guys.

      Also, Amber rooms with a master of Raptor-fu. She’d be crazy to have not picked up a few things.

  73. Haven

    you can never be satisfied

    god i hope you’re satisfied

  74. Fart Captor

    “Do you seriously think I’d explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”

    1. WhoWasI

      Right up there with, “You were doomed the moment you showed your face, ’cause no matter how this ends for me, you can be certain it will end worse for you.”.

  75. Janine

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

    1. Lipke the Articulate

      So far this is my favorite comment.

    2. Scar Man!!!

      Janine…
      YOU’RE THE BEST!
      AROUND!
      NOTHING’S GONNA EVER TAKE YOU DOWN!

    3. Orion Fury

      So does anyone else get the feeling this page exists solely for this reason?

  76. leafirebender

    She should have been recording this conversation. Especially the “you can’t prove anything” line.

    1. Scar Man!!!

      who says she isn’t?

  77. Cerberus

    Panel 4: Ah, bro code. Fuck the bro code. Fuck the toxic masculinity underpinning it. Fuck the casual sexism. Fuck how it props up all sorts of mythologies about how “(slurs for women) always be lyin’ “. Fuck how it breeds this cesspool where rapists and abusers are protected and where women are reduced to meat.

    Also, can’t help noticing that the crowd is much less animated about intervening and cheering on this bit of impending violence that AG is much more confident about. It’s a mystery as to why.

    And that last line… yeah, of course that’s what he’d take away. Rapists always have a means of making themselves the aggrieved party, the wounded party, the party somehow done wrong so that the (slur for woman) deserved it.

    And worse, this confirms that he knows it’s Joyce. Maybe not by name, but definitely by appearance. And if he already wasn’t trying to find her… hoo boy, he’ll be even more wanting to track her down after getting his butt beaten up by a superhero whose threatening to out his awfulness on social media.

    Panel 5: Fucking bro code… ugh… But seriously, as a metaphor, this works astoundingly well as a visual representation of how misogynist men will flock to a rapist’s defense no matter what and defend his actions always, denouncing and attacking any who point out “their boy”‘s crime.

    It’s happened time and time again in a lot of communities I’ve belonged to.

    Panel 6: 🙂

    I’m happy to see you back in action, better form of AG who isn’t all about paranoid delusions and stalking unarmed black people.

    1. Cerberus

      Oh, adding a note to note that bite lip in Panel 6. She’s really enjoying this and the chance to beat up folks who deserve it in every way instead of the moral confusion of having a bunch of racists cheering on her impending fight with Sal.

      1. Peter

        Yeah… we’ve already established that Amber/AG is not a healthy individual. As satisfying as this morally simple situation may be, it’s not a healthy one.

      2. Spencer

        Yeah, this could end up really badly. Everything Sal and Danny have been trying to impart to her, that she needs to stop because she’ll get herself killed, is being completely brushed aside because right now she’s morally vindicated in striking down Ryan.

        Hopefully this ends up being Amazi-Girl’s last dance.

        1. Clif

          And that afterwards people getting robbed, beat up, raped etc. will just have to lump it and do without Amazigirl’s help. Because hopefully this is her last dance. That is what we want isn’t it?

        2. Spencer

          Speaking meta here, but if Amber stops being Amazi-Girl then crime as a concept the story will address also stops.

          Speaking in-story, if Amber doesn’t stop then she’s going to get turned into hamburger meat by a truck.

        3. Kernanator

          Willis has stated that he put Amazi-Girl in DoA as his outlet for when he wanted to draw action scenes. So unless he no longer feels that desire, she’s not going anywhere any time soon.

        4. Spencer

          Amazi-Girl has also become a symbol of Amber’s self hatred, violent ideation, and fracturing personas. She, flatly, is not a positive concept anymore.

          We’re not going to be in for “Amber is mentally ill but it’s okay as long as she directs her crazy at people who deserve it.”

    2. Mr. Random

      I’d kinda like to point out one thing you said there. “he’ll be even more wanting to track her down after …” You think he’d go that far? Honestly, if this ends up going that badly.
      I mean, I know he and Joyce will have to have a face to face eventually.
      At least, that’s how it seems. But. How soon after this?

      1. Cerberus

        Not sure… this might be a sword of Damocles situation like with Toedad.

        1. WhoWasI

          So far DoA has completely avoided the real world horror of Toedad’s trial where Becky, Joyce and Dina would be mercilessly grilled by his defense lawyers in open court. And I can’t see Toedad pleading guilty since he’s sure that “God is on his side”.

          Ryan’s trial would be even worse. Far worse for Joyce than her nightmares.

          (And my, I’m sorries, to Cerberus and others for any pain this may be causing you.)

        2. Tadpole7

          Not quite. It’ll probably be about a month for the preliminary hearing to be done, then about 60 days before an actual court day (can vary depending on how overworked the court is) assuming no one files for additional time for information gathering. Also depends if Toedad hires his own lawyer or uses a public defender. Actually he could represent himself (best case scenario for the trio) which I can see him opting for.

          If Willlis decides to include this it’ll be a while, real time for it to show up. Also I feel that there’s a chance he might place himself in situations where he will be hurt or possibly killed as a way to harm Becky. There’s quite a few paths he could easily choose behind bars.

        3. WhoWasI

          Like I said, “So far”. Hopefully, based on how long you mentioned it takes to happen, combined with the in-comic time vs. real world time, it will be a decade from now, our time. I’ll set a reminder to start dreading it in 2025.

          And yeah, Toedad’s “God is on his side” attitude could “negative impact his survival rate” among the “heathens” behind bars, especially if he tries to “fix” them. (quotes quota achieved!)

    3. DinaWho

      Spot on analysis as usual. 🙂

      Regarding Amazigirl’s choice of one-liner in panel 6 though, I’m wondering if I’m the only person who feels that it sort of plays into the same toxic cultural things? (Namely the use of lack of sexual prowess as a go-to insult)

      1. Orion Fury

        I believe hardline gender divides goes hand in hand with it. Any gender specific insults dehumanize all genders. Like calling a guy a ‘pussy’ is to call him weak, cowardly, as well as indicates that women are the same.

  78. Rosicrucian

    Oh Ryan…

    …before that night you were the boy next door. The preacher’s son.

    Now?

    Now you’re Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

    1. Some1

      I don’t think he’s smart enough to be Blofeld

      1. Peter

        Also, he has a critical lack of white cats to stroke.

  79. KSClaw

    I like that burn. That is a nice burn :3

  80. nothri

    So I feel like making some easy money here. 10 bucks says Amazigirl kicks a fair amount of ass but becomes overwhelmed until Sal and/or Marcie step in to help her out.

    Even easier money- 20 more bucks says this moment of not being completely at one another’s respective throats creates (or more likely just attracts more members to) the Sal/Amazigirl ship.

    1. Darastrix

      I’ll toss in a small 5 dollar bet on an unmasking. Nobody she’s gone against has ever tried it, so she probably won’t be considering it as a possibility, and that’d have some pretty good Consequences to carry all through the book. (Though on the other hand, I haven’t looked through the preview panels to see whether a still-masked AG is in later strips still doing the vigilante thing because dialup is sloooow, and it would also make a good book-ending cliffhanger to have her unmasked, hence the small bet)

    2. Gamaran Sepudomyn

      That ship already exists. Fork over the 20 bucks.

  81. podian

    That burn’s gonna leave another scar.

  82. Koms

    Happy birthday Dumbing of Age.

  83. vlademir1

    I’ll say congrats on 6 years, but it’ll still be 10 months until I’ve been reading this that long.

  84. Dandi_Andi

    I’m curious to see where this goes. Just as a narrative structure, I see a lot of potential for things to go horribly wrong here. This is the beginning of the book, so if Ryan is meant to be a major source of conflict or trauma, it would be an odd choice to wrap it up so early.

    It is certainly possible his reappearance is meant to progress Amber/AG’s arc or Sal’s (given that the book began with a flashback of Sal’s childhood). Perhaps AG grinding him into a stain on the floor is a catalyst for growth, but I am very worried that won’t be the case.

    1. BenRG

      Being beaten senseless doesn’t mean an antagonist has been defeated; at most it will mean that he has a motive to come back later for revenge.

  85. BenRG

    *Tsk* No skill, no strategy and no reflexes. They’re just going to try to rely on their upper body strength and numbers to win this fight. Something tells me that school is about to come into session for them and it isn’t going to be a painless lesson.

    1. Peter

      On the other hand, with upper body strength, they only need to get in one lucky blow.

      Never underestimate an unskilled opponent. Just put him down as fast and safely as you can.

  86. Lipke the Articulate

    Now, see, the situation may be at the point where Ryan will likely never see the inside of a jail cell…

    …but when Amazi-Girl’s done with him, he’s gonna have a -12 reduction to Charisma. Turns out, missing teeth aren’t as (Persuasive/Intimidating) as a scar.

    1. Orion Fury

      Eh, Bluff combined with Perform (Acting) can cover the slack.

  87. deathpigeon

    Amazi-Girl and Spider-Man should compare notes.

  88. dashingcomfypants

    When you can’t have justice, revenge is the next best thing. And I really, really want Joyce to get her revenge.

  89. NinjaNick

    Knock ’em down, Amazi-Girl!

  90. BenRG

    Am I getting a strong vibe like the scene in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon when the hero is just standing there, all relaxed, dodging the rogue’s every attack and only occasionally having to use his sword to deflect a hit? The skill differential between Amazi-Girl and the douchebros is likely going to turn out to be embarrassing.

    1. ety

      You know, I watched that movie when I was really little (arbitrarily younger, I have no idea when) and it was bizarre… I should probably watch it again.

  91. ADLegend21

    Those dudes should be called 9 to 5 cuz they are about to catch this work from Amazi-Girl (and Sal hopefully)

  92. Blargh

    Well this was long coming.

    Feel bad for those two mooks though, I’m not sure if they even know their friend’s a rapist.

  93. missilentmurmur

    Actually, has anyone thought of the possibility that Ryan didn’t tell his bros the whole story and they don’t know his crime when standing up for him? Because I can’t imagine him going out for beers and bragging about roofiing a girl. They might have a version of the incident in their heads where Ryan got the scar innocently. I wish Amazi-girl had asked them if they knew, they might have said ‘woah stop, not cool bro’

    1. Blargh

      Yeah that’s what I was thinking. I mean, Ryan should definitely get his teeth kicked in, but those two might not know that.

    2. Willoughby Chase

      He has to the “hero” of the story he told them, and machismo doesn’t involve roofing the girl to have sex.

      He’s supposed to win the victim over with his charm and machismo.

      1. Pearl

        i dunno i have heard boys talk at some point in my life and im pretty sure you’re wrong

        1. Willoughby Chase

          Maybe times have changed since I went to sea.

          Oh um.

    3. thejeff

      Of course he didn’t tell them the truth. There’s been a couple suggested versions posted already.

      Still, I’d be interested to hear a version that fits both “That bongo that cut my face sent her” and not going to the police about it and could be swallowed by anyone who’s not a misogynist ass.

      1. JBento

        On the other hand, these people ARE DeSanto supporters, a demographic for which non-misogynist asses are in very short supply, if they exist at all.

      2. Spencer

        “Shit, dude, once I fought her and crazy friend off, what was I gonna do? It’s not like the cops ever charge chicks for anything. It’s a broken system, man. I just had to let it go.”

        1. thejeff

          I asked for something that could be swallowed by someone who’s not a misogynist ass. 🙂

        2. SgtWadeyWilson

          Spencer’s first sentence, then:
          “It was a crazy party, like, really crazy, and some of my bros probably would’ve been arrested for… stuff. Ya’know, college party stuff?”

    4. yo.

      Considering he had the stones to call Joyce a “tease” for talking to him, I get the feeling that he wouldn’t even have to lie. Dude obviously has his own version of reality playing in his head.

      “She was talking to me and everything, but when I tried to seal the deal, bongo went all psycho on me! And I was being such a nice guy.”

  94. Amyra

    Unfortunately for Amazi-girl, Dawson called Ryan “dude,” “bro,” and “man,” but didn’t use his name.

    1. Spencer

      Turns out Ryan’s last name is Dudebroman.

      1. Cybersnark

        Dudebro-Man would make a perfect nemesis for Amazi-Girl.

        1. Tenn

          “Dew DeBroman was just an average guy — until he fell into a vat of liquid misandry and transformed into… DUDEBRO-MAN!”

        2. Orion Fury

          Why so misandrous?

  95. Scar Man!!!

    OH THE SHADE! THE BURN! THAT COMMENT! IT’S BEAUTIFUL!

  96. sfgf

    i ship amber/amazigirl and sal

    1. ety

      I missed the “and sal” part at first and thought “Now, which one writes that slashfic.”

    2. Spencer

      These things always lead to Bone City.

  97. Keulan

    Kick their asses, Amazi-Girl!

  98. Willoughby Chase

    I suspect Ryan has told a few porkies to his mates about how he got that scar.

    Kick their arses, AG!

    Then run like fuck, cos they’ll call the cops.

  99. Willoughby Chase

    Still laughing at that last panel.

  100. Amake

    If she can smack dudes half as hard as she can talk smack. . .

    1. ety

      We’ve seen her do as much…

  101. Haini

    I feel like there is gonna be a massive cliffhanger.

  102. buddy

    what are they gonna do form frat boy voltron

    1. Furie

      Bonus strip unlocked!

      1. motorfirebox

        You mean Slipshine unlocked!

    2. Fart Captor

      I don’t know if that’s gonna work if they all form the butthole

      1. buddy

        this is legitimately the most effective burn ive ever seen, including the one in this strip.

  103. CianM1301

    What a way to celebrate the 6 year anniversary, Amazi-Girl beating three frat boys to a pulp.

  104. Peter

    You know for a fact that Sal isn’t going to stay out of this fight.

  105. brasca1

    Happy Anniversary! Seeing as how Amazi-Girl already handled Beef without much difficulty these 3 should be easy which is why I fear that silent alarm Marcie pushed is going to bring the police into this.

    1. Amazi-Stool

      A silent alarm directly calling the police? At a place where there is already a security team in place? That does not make any sense!

      Also the silent alarm was for calling other members of her security team, who already arrived in this strip (explicitly mentioning the alert) – did you miss that?

  106. Josh Spicer

    OH SHIT!

  107. Crumplepunch

    It’s on now.

    Dance fight.

    1. Orion Fury

      Mayhap to set the mood?

  108. LWS

    “Go ahead punk; make my day!”

  109. Spencer

    Happy Anniversary, DoA, and here’s to many more.

  110. Joey245

    Amber, remember to press Triangle to counter! Don’t break the freeflow!

    1. Spencer

      Build up your Super Meter to perform Hyper Combos!

      1. SgtWadeyWilson

        Then smack them with your health bar!

        1. Orion Fury

          I wonder how many won’t get the ref, Sarge.

        2. SgtWadeyWilson

          Hey, it’s not like I used the unused line from the first trailer. I just quoted a game that’s no longer available digitally.

        3. SgtWadeyWilson

          Not quoted, referenced, my bad.

        4. Spencer

          There are rumours of a re-release floating around lately.

          I’d be down with it, even though I am a flipper handed mutant child when it comes to fighting games. If it included some new folks like Mega Man and Squirrel Girl I’d be there day one.

        5. SgtWadeyWilson

          A re-release of the already re-released game!

          Yeah, I’m still in. I have both versions already. My usual team is Deadpool, Dante and Zero, but that’d probably change with the addition of SG. (It nearly did for Hawkeye.)

      2. Joey245

        I was actually going for a Batman: Arkham Series reference, but eh, I guess that works too.

  111. Rhee

    OOO BETTA GET SOME ICE FO DAT

  112. Spencer

    I’m guessing this plays out as the crowd turning against Amazi-Girl for beating up three Good Christian Men and Sal having to bail her out.

  113. JBento

    Look, out AG – it’s the Dudebroman Squad. They’re about to perform their special move “Pathetic Tag-Team.”

    Also, happy 6th birthday DoA!

  114. Bard1cKnowledge

    so that explains the humor of the comic, its no longer a toddler comic

  115. metro

    See, I’m thinking that since Joyce never filed a report, and since it’s her word against his, with his being associated with an ‘upstanding family values’ politician, that this is just going to turn into a sh!tstorm that drags Joyce through the mud. I mean, she already brought her gay friend and all that drama onto campus, and now she has masked vigilantes beating up a guy who she claims drugged and attempted to assault her (‘hey, I turned her down, bros! she’s just salty she couldn’t get a piece of this! hurr hurr’)
    I dunno, this just feels like it’s going to go spectacularly bad in the long term, even if Amazegirl does manage to pull off pounding Douchey McRapey into pieces. :/

  116. Toyonlycharacter

    Anyone notice those two goons are sroregoers from short packed Davids old comic
    I

    1. Bah

      Aren’t they the ‘yes men’ that one guy kept surrounding himself with? Makes sense they’d be yes manning to someone else here too.

    2. Orion Fury

      If I had to guess at least 15% of the commenters did. I needed it pointed out to me back when the BroTrio was introduced to Robin.

  117. Plume

    Man who knew political rallies were so action packed?

    1. Orion Fury

      #DeSantoBringsTheFight?

      1. Plume

        Lolz sounds like an award winning campaign hashtag to me.

        1. Orion Fury

          Could be #DeSantoBacksPunk?

        2. Peter

          I was thinking about how the political fallout of having a would-be date rapist on staff could harm DeSanto’s campaign. Then I remembered that she’s running as a Republican.

        3. Orion Fury

          Everyone deserves a second chance?

  118. Plume

    Also “give me that phone”? Does scarface not know how the internet or cloud servers work? It doesn’t matter if you delete the pic off a phone AFTER it’s uploaded. Once it’s been uploaded it belongs to the internet.

    1. Gespenst

      Anger and rational thought do not often coincide.

    2. WhoWasI

      It would be a long shot, but if AG was still logged in, some social media lets you delete your own uploads. (They don’t actually get deleted. They just stop being visible.)

      Is Ryan thinking that clearly? Probably not.

  119. Regalli

    So, how’re the rest of you reading “Dude, check out that guy’s scar”, because I have no idea what the tone intended there is.

    1. Spencer

      Probably just noting that it is a pretty bad cut, now that attention’s been drawn towards him.

  120. thumb

    Oh hey, it’s Jeffy, Joey, and . . . Jeremy? Jake? Definitely something.

    1. Orion Fury

      Serious or joke?

  121. Carolyn

    Did someone raid the pyromancers’ wildfire cache? Because the was a sick burn.

  122. Tasha

    Happy 6th birthday

  123. Fruzzinoid

    Alright. I’ll be the first one to say it.
    That lip bite in the last panel looks… suggestive. I think she’s a little TOO excited about kicking his ass than she should be, here.

    1. Spencer

      She did just break up with her boyfriend.

  124. ety

    I may have only just started commenting recently, but I’ve actually been reading since early 2012. Happy Birthday DoA! 😛

    1. ety

      I think I came in around the time that Billy first decided Sal might be AG.

  125. Arianod

    Amazi-girl is SAVAGE XD

  126. Flakky

    I don’t like how people are on the warpath on today’s comic. Reminds me a bit too strongly about the cheering for AG to beat up Sal..
    Though I wonder if Sal sees AG as doing what she wishes she herself could do (stand up to bullies, etc) or as a grim reminder of who she used to be (violent & unstable) and down the same path.

    I would bet the former, as it would make it all the more dramatic once she realizes just who put AG down that path.

    1. Flakky

      I would be it’s the latter!* That’s what I meant.

      1. Flakky

        With all these typing errors I am making, I’m just going to give up. Ya’ll gotta listen to what I mean, not what I write.

    2. Spencer

      Well for starters, Sal’s just a kid with some deeply complicated personal history going on with Amber, while Ryan is an actual rapist who avoided justice.

      Sal is at best a trigger for Amber. The real cause of Amber’s struggles has always been Blaine.

    3. Fart Captor

      If Ryan getting a fraction of what he deserves makes you uncomfortable, you need to serious reflect on why. Because unless you have an intense aversion to violence, it sounds like a problem on your end.

      1. Orion Fury

        Possible victim of mob attack?

      2. Elitist oars

        As far as we know, however, the other two are innocent of anything other than ignorance of Ryan’s crimes.

        1. Fart Captor

          Ganging up on AG instead of trying to break up the fight makes them assholes, at the least. If they attack her, they deserve what they get.

        2. Elitist oars

          Even “ganging up on AG” and even if they attack AG, the two of them will not not have done anything worse than what Malaya, Marcie & Carla did when AG went after Sal.

          The main difference is that we, the readers, know that Ryan is a rapist.

        3. Fart Captor

          Amazi-Girl also knows that Ryan is a rapist. She went made a point of confirming this.

          …and Sal and her friends merely subdued AG and left. They didn’t actually curb stomp her like these dudes seem intent on doing.

        4. Elitist oars

          “Amazi-Girl also knows that Ryan is a rapist. She went made a point of confirming this.”

          And my point remains, that WE know this, as readers, and that THEY, not being readers of the comic, and not having been informed of the fact, don’t. And that you keep judging them based on the knowledge that we, the readers, have, not the knowledge that THEY do.

          “…and Sal and her friends merely subdued AG and left. They didn’t actually curb stomp her like these dudes seem intent on doing.”

          I don’t see where you get the idea that these dudes seem “intent” on causing severe injuries or in fact any injuries on AG, if that’s what you mean by curbstomping.

          I’m sure they’ll turn out to be evil incarnate quite soon, but they’ve not done anything evil yet. Only guilty of the stupidity of supporting an acquaintance/friend without knowing all the facts. I hope that AG actually informs them of Ryan’s actions and gives them a chance to back off.

        5. Fart Captor

          “If they attack her they deserve what they get. ” The operative word being “if”.

          Ryan is already trying to hit her. Look at panel two. He’s not trying to snatch her phone there, that’s a closed fist. Then two just showed up and announced their intent to join in.

          I don’t care how fucking butthurt their bro is, it doesn’t justify violence. Especially not three-on-one violence, but these two are clearly are totally okay with it. The odds of them not being dickbags are slim.

          So while they haven’t done anything yet, that’s obviously where this is headed. And there are categories of asshole below “rapist”, or even “obviously misogynistic dudebro”, which they could fall into and still be shitty people.

        6. Just Me

          I think the other two know what Ryan tried to do to Joyce, he did say to them that AG was sent by “That bongo who slashed my face”. They might not be rapists, but they might be accessories to the crime or after the fact.

          And if they help Ryan attack someone, they are guilty of assault.

          AG is in her rights to defend herself.

        7. Orion Fury

          Battery?

      3. thejeff

        Well, I’m conflicted on it. And I think we’re supposed to be. The quick switch and the parallels between AGs stalking of Sal and her attack on Ryan are significant. I don’t think we’re really switching from “Damn, AG is crazy and needs to be stopped” to “Yay AG! Stomp the bad guy!” At least I hope that’s not the story.
        I get it. We know Sal’s cool now and doesn’t deserve AG’s hatred. We know Ryan’s a rapist. We even know the legal system isn’t likely to touch him. But the common connector here is Amazi-Girl and we know that this isn’t good for her and we know her judgment can’t be trusted. She’s right here. She [b]knows[/b] Ryan is the rapist.
        She also [b]knows[/b] Sal is a villain.

        1. Fart Captor

          I suppose that isn’t an unreasonable concern.

          There is a key difference between them though. With Sal, it was an exclusively emotional process that informed her actions, Amber ran into Sal, had a panic attack and Amazi-Girl went out stalking.

          Here, there was a clear rational process to it. She saw Ryan, realized who he was, snapped out of her unhealthy fixation on Sal, got confirmation, and apparently came up with a plan. It was different in a lot more than whether the person in for a beating deserves it.

        2. Fart Captor

          My original reply to Flakky was probably testier than was called for, now that I look at it again. Sorry about that, Flakky. It was unfair of me.

        3. Flakky

          No problem. It’s nice to know people cared to discuss it with me, though I wasn’t around to do so myself.

  127. a snow ʍousɐ

    Happy birthday!

  128. Raen

    This feels like a very appropriate strip for six years old.

    1. Firedaws

      I very much doubt a six year old would understand the complexities of how much this guy deserves an ass whooping.

      Oh wait.

      1. Orion Fury

        You see that guy over there? He tried to hurt someone, in a very bad way. Amazi-Girl is going to try to make sure he doesn’t do so again.

  129. Firedaws

    *Obligatory comment that Ana must be dead because she didn’t post first*

    1. DarkoNeko

      sigh.

  130. Oberon

    Thank you for helping to point out what an utter crapsack this presidential candidate is.

    Turns out the Trump Foundation is all but a total fraud. Great investigation from WaPost’s @Fahrenthold https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/how-donald-trump-retooled-his-charity-to-spend-other-peoples-money/2016/09/10/da8cce64-75df-11e6-8149-b8d05321db62_story.html …

    1. Orion Fury

      Not the right place for this, but Ok?

    2. (((Mkvenner)))

      Well yeah the man is allergic to making money honestly.

  131. Undrave

    Ryan, innocent people don’t say “You can’t prove anything”, they say stuff like “What the fuck are you talking about?” and “I never did anything like that!”

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