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Sir
Posted on September 24, 2013 by David M Willis

209 thoughts on “Sir”

  1. dailybrad

    Walky is really damn witty when he wants to be.

    1. Skull025

      Walky walks a witty life, may fall prey to a witty wife.
      So break out the wine and then we shall dine
      Let us toast to the couple free of marital strife
      (Except that part concerning toys being thrown at heads).

      1. ALLxISxGONE

        …waht?

      2. discountmusketeer

        Okay, where’s that from? It sounds like a quote I remember, but I can’t for the life of me recall where.

  2. Zellar

    Oh my Dorothy.

    1. Kaci

      and her little dog too!

  3. Wonder Wig

    Well now Dorothy, then let me introduce you to… Atheist God.

    1. Yotomoe

      The great and powerful ATHEISMO.

      1. Kraang the Somewhat Wobbly

        Why does it smell like spaghetti sauce? Sweet, garlicky, cheesy, yummy spaghetti sauce?

        1. xKiv

          Edible gods are best gods.

      2. GrrArg42

        I believe it is spelled AWESOM-O!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Makes sense as God does not believe that anyone created him.

      1. Kaci

        that’s kinda mind-blowing right there

      2. Jeff K!

        That depends on who you ask. Some faiths hold that God was once a human being on another world similar to ours, and became like His Heavenly Father, and is trying to guide us to follow in his footsteps.

        1. Blob Marley

          Okay, so who created THAT Heavenly Father?
          IT JUST GOES ON FOREVER!!

        2. Volkai

          Turtles all the way down, Heavenly Fathers all the way up?

          {That’s interesting.}

        3. begbert2

          The one faith I’m aware of that believes this (Mormonism) is also not known for applying high levels of logical analysis to its beliefs, so yeah. Turtles for everyone.

        4. Lord Circe

          No, eventually, after enough turtles, you would get to the Great A’tuin.

        5. N0083rP00F

          Usually after enough turtles I get all “Bleah” and go into a sugar coma.

        6. xKiv

          But go up far enough and you end up way down.
          Therefore, each heavenly father is a turtle.

        7. GoogerGeiger

          If you live a REALLY pure life, I’m told you get to go to Super Heaven and live in the kingdom of Super God.

        8. Cory

          If what I understand from discussing it with a former Mormon temple office holder……. That’s exactly how it works. Also polygamous spirit sex

      3. Rowen Morland

        Does Reverse-Atheist God refuse to believe that he created the universe?

        1. The Candyman

          Yes. And yet he has a bunch of angels on his ass talking about how there’s no proof he didn’t create the universe.

        2. Gordon Blvd

          Are the Angels on retainer? And who is paying that bill?
          Blob Marley was right – IT JUST GOES ON FOREVER!! 🙂

    3. biege

      well, athiest requires you not to believe in a higher power. If your god, you can probably say for sure there’s no higher power

    4. Dr. Von Z.

      All hail Athe!

      http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=798#comic

  4. Super Duper

    Wait: Her infant, premature baby would be pregnant?
    Dorothy is one sick mother fucker. Maybe literally.

    1. EvergreenFir

      guess who the dad would be

      1. Yotomoe

        Mike’s grandson.

        1. saltchocolate

          For a nickel.

        2. Aeron

          And adjusted for future inflation.

        3. Bizze

          Mike’s a savvy investor. He just lies to other people about good strategy.

    2. Gareth

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PwVy15YgTA

    3. Thor

      Since people count themselves as parents, even when the spawn in still in the flesh crock pot. We can assume that any grandchildren can be merely immanent. And since Dorothy’s first born would still be a zygote that wouldn’t be viable outside of the womb, her grandkids would have to be twins gestating inside the zygote that is gestating inside of her.

      Which leads to the question of who knocked up said zygote while it was inside of her. The possibilities are all more horrible than each other.

      I think we can safely conclude that Dorothy should not be making any decisions that require rational thought when Walky is doing whatever it is he does to arouse her. With this in mind, she had best opt for a contraceptive implant, just to be as safe as she can hope to be.

    4. Roborat

      I prefer to interprete that as a dig on how slow the comic advances versus reality.

    5. Whittier

      They’re really tribbles.

    6. xKiv

      In a universe where Walky could mature so fast, their child(ren) could be adults by the next day.

  5. David Herbert

    Oh yeah, he’s totally getting some freckled action tonight.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      He will be connecting with the Dot(s) that’s for sure. 😀

    2. Roborat

      Sorry for the off topic post. David, what happened to your webcomic?

      1. David Herbert

        Working on getting it back up.

        1. Roborat

          Good to hear. When it suddenly disappeared, I was somewhat concerned.

  6. Wolfe

    Walky and Dorothy are one of the cutest ships I’ve seen in a while, ugh I can’t handle how cute they are. my heart’s gonna explode.

    1. Yotomoe

      GET THIS PERSON TO A HOSPITAL, STAT. THEY’VE OVERSHIPPED!

      1. Aizat

        Does the patient have insurance?

        1. Doctor_Who

          Got it covered.

        2. saltchocolate

          6 internets for you, Doctor Who.

        3. Thasvaddef

          6 Internets? Back in my day we’d be lucky to get one, and we were grateful for it.

        4. DSL

          Back in my day we awarded each other mimeograph machines. And we were ungrateful bastards about it.

        5. Animal

          Hah. Kids these days. When I was a young feller, we had to find a pointy rock and inscribe messages in the primordial ooze.

        6. N0083rP00F

          OOze? You were lucky. All we had was some amino acids to string together in a lame sort of Morse code before there was a Morse or a code.

        7. Animal

          Amino acids? You had amino acids? When I was a kid, the Big Bang was just the Little Pop. We had to cobble together our own carbon and silicon atoms out of wandering quarks to make tablets to scribe on.

        8. Batman

          Luxury.

        9. Saru

          Ooh, that’s an internet for each of the 6 days of the week.

        10. Khantalas

          Wait, what happened to Monday?

        11. N0083rP00F

          Actually it’s “Never on a Sunday”.

        12. Wack'd

          Monday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error.

        13. Thasvaddef

          No post on Sundays

      2. hmrc4evr

        That’s basically what happened to all us shippers at the of Digimon 02, but the reverse.

        It wasn’t over-shipping but rather having EVERY ship sank at once thanks to THAT DAMMED EPILOGUE!!!

        Matt and Sora my ass!

        Walky and Dorothy do look good together though.

        1. Kaci

          Reading your comment, I understood how Obiwan mujst have felt listening to Alderaan die

        2. Nono

          I think I laughed maniacally when I saw that ending. It was the ultimate trolling fo their fanbase.

          Then it got kinda sadder when people went, ‘but they never showed the other characters’ spouses! They might still be married to each other!’

        3. Keroshino

          What epilogue? All I remember is that the final episode suddenly cut to black screen for several seconds…then credits.

          It was a strange yet interesting way of ending the series!

        4. HMRC4EVR

          You’re either thinking of the Suprano’s or, in a fit of self-preservation, have forgotten about the real ending of 02.

          Good call.

    2. Bizze

      Is it really a ship if it’s canon? Is Han/Leia a ship?

      1. TheBenenator

        …well, they’re IN a ship, at least.

      2. Wolfe

        I’ve always considered it a ship if they were canon, it’s just a canon ship….all other ships would be headcanon

  7. Plasma Mongoose

    This is why men prefer to play dumb in a relationship…

    1. Super Duper

      I guess you could say it is the AGE we live in today?
      *rimshot*

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        heh…nice! 😛

    2. Aizat

      Hey, if playing dumb works in war, it works in real life too.

      1. Kaci

        And now we’re on to you

        1. Aizat

          But how would you even know if we are playing dumb?

    3. Bill

      The problem is that too many people aren’t playing.

      1. Roborat

        They are just really, really, good at it.

  8. Jen Aside

    I swear I read “Jerky”

    I don’t know what’s wrong with me T_T

    1. Kaci

      Hungry for the other dried meat?

  9. Lavaticmay

    Man, If Walky got any smoother I’d have to spread him on toast

    1. Spectre

      Spreading caramel on toast? Interesting combination.

      1. Lavaticmay

        I wouldn’t eat it, I just stare at it all day and wish I could be as smooth as it.

        1. Yotomoe

          So smooth that the toast won’t even make crumbs.

      2. Tunaro

        And now I want french toast…

      3. Keroshino

        Meh! I prefer Cinnimon and toast…
        Now that’s a nice combination!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      If he was any smoother, you would slip over and do yourself an injury.

      1. Lavaticmay

        Oh I’d do more than just an injury 😉

        1. Yotomoe

          Why are we calling Dorothy Injury?

  10. Hoboturtle

    Wow Dorothy’s bloodline must have like cockroach genes in order for that to work out.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      It’s lucky for her that newspapers are a rarity these day then, isn’t it. ^_^

      1. Yotomoe

        I crush them with my ipad.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          and break your iPad screen in the process? Not one of your better ideas.

      2. TacosForever

        Also, shoes still exist.

        1. Spock

          Your logic is sound

        2. hmrc4evr

          http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fVj8A-K8E

        3. Thasvaddef

          Walky only has one pair though. That’s why she likes him.

  11. AgentKeen

    Oh come on, throwing a toy at your head was clearly the best idea. I mean, you did go back and get it later, Dorothy.

    1. Yotomoe

      You two have made out. So technically he did it right.

      1. Tunaro

        The ends justify the means. Considering that end was Dorothy’s, he was pretty damned justified.

    2. TacosForever

      Throwing a toy at her head got her attention, anyway!

  12. Doctor_Who

    Walky’s totes gonna get some at this rate. I mean, Dotty just stated she’d have jumped his bones almost immediately upon meeting him if he’d been this charming, no way she’s not implying she’ll do it now.

    1. Yotomoe

      WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO THE SUN,
      WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SOME,
      WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUN,
      WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY!

      1. TacosForever

        Song of the summer!

        1. Kaci

          but it’s Autumn!

        2. TacosForever

          I know. I was just having fond memories of the Colbert Report…

      2. Pizzathehutt

        DAFT PUNK FOREVER! XD

  13. mechaqua

    Dorothy’s having political nerdgasam right now.

    1. Tom Speelman

      I didn’t realize there were TYPES of nerdgasms. Boy, have I been living wrong.

      1. mechaqua

        There different types nerds so in turn there a different types of nerdgasams.

        1. mechaqua

          “a” was supposed to “are”

        2. mechaqua

          I am just screwing up when it comes grammar and syntax tonight.

        3. Kaci

          combo breaker

  14. Kernanator

    But it’s totally worth it, right Walky?

    1. Yotomoe

      I refuse to believe your laziness overpowers your boners.

      1. Paul

        Unless Kernanator is a panda.

  15. Bilfred

    They don’t have fancy pants on.

    THROW THEM OUT, GALASSO!

    1. Aizat

      Galasso: THEY ARE WEARING FANCY PANTS! YOU, HOWEVER, ARE NOT WEARING FANCY PANTS!

      1. Bilfred

        aww damn.

      2. Bilfred

        I knew my loafers weren’t fancy enough, compared to jeans of such stunning quality that they are wearing.

        1. Aizat

          Well, high quality jeans are so hard to come by these days.

        2. Yotomoe

          They’re not even pajamas!

        3. Aizat

          No more games, no more PAJAMAS!

        4. Kaci

          NAKED SLEEPING FOR YOU

        5. biege

          Dorothy aproves

        6. Aizat

          Well, I don’t wear pajamas to sleep.

  16. Maveric1984

    Is he calling sex with Dorothy work? Or introducing her to Robin? Because if it’s the former, he’s never getting laid, despite how much she wants him.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      No I think he calls having babies work, which is more than fair enough.

      1. Yotomoe

        Babies are work, but you get paid in love. And you can’t buy nachos with love.

        1. xain

          especially when the nachos are free

        2. Doctor_Who

          You CAN buy love with nachos, however, but they need to be really good nachos.

        3. Bilfred

          Sure you can. I’ve traded in the love of my life for a particularly delicious plate of nachos*.

          *not actually true

        4. Kaci

          Thank goodness babies are work, or there would be no excuse for some people not having them…

        5. Aizat

          Aside from allergies to adorableness? Or some kind of fear of babies?

        6. Kaci

          Well, their cute-smell pheromones DO count as biochemical warfare…

      2. Kennerly

        Not just babies, grandbabies.

        1. John

          Those are the best kind, because you can give them back when you’re done with them. Nieces and nephews, also good.

          Babies MacIntyre, are, of course, the worst.

        2. John

          (How had this strip been up for 19+ hours without a reference to “so babies”?)

        3. saltchocolate

          That’s right! Amazing!

    2. Tenn

      I think by “work”, he means having a serious, possibly lifelong relationship rather than just making out and watching D&MM.

  17. Aizat

    So, apparently Walky is a freaking sex god in this universe.

    1. TacosForever

      You say that like it’s a surprise.

      1. Aizat

        Yes, the dude live on the diet of freaking McNuggets, is a very smart dude but lazy and pretty much immature. How did he even becomes one?

        1. Dirigible

          Well, in this universe the responsibilities he’s hiding from are significantly less than those faced by his original iteration. I don’t think he’s ever been immature, just knows things will go easier if people think he is.

        2. N0083rP00F

          Besides, being immature is both fun and more comfortable … just like pajama jeans.

    2. Yotomoe

      *in every universe.*
      Fixed.

      1. Historyman68

        Yeah that’s a significant part of J&W!, if I recall correctly.

      2. xKiv

        Man of caramel, woman of … umm … little help please?

    3. saltchocolate

      In panel 5, he sure is. Yeaaaaahhhhh….

      1. Kaci

        I know. That look is…. tantalizing.

    4. Aizat

      Heck, if I don’t know any better, Walky’s luck with women are just as good as Nobita’s luck.

  18. BayoWolf

    Suave, witty personality, or underachievement and nachos? Walky knows where his priorities lie.

    1. Aizat

      Can’t we do both?

      1. ninja_jesus

        Walky did both.

        1. Kaci

          At the same time

        2. Khantalas

          For a nickel?

        3. The Candyman

          Nah, they gave themselves up for free.

  19. Leep

    Dorothy just realized Walky can hold his own at fundraising dinners. Boom City.

  20. vsophi

    Oh, guess my prediction failed.

    …but aw, I love you guys so much. Never break up. ; w ;

  21. Vex Godglove

    Walky just summed up my philosophy regarding my job. The better you are at your job, the more they (The Man) ask you to do. The trick is to be competent enough to stay employed, be generally well-regarded, and get the occasional raise, but not excel to the point that they think you can handle a heavier work load. It is a delicate balance.

    1. Yotomoe

      Anything less than your best is a disservice to yourself.
      That said I’m pretty lazy.

      1. Nono

        But are you your best at being lazy? If you’re not getting the plushest couch cushions and the economy size bag of chips, you’re doing it wrong.

  22. Too Old To Be Cool

    I met my first girlfriend in 1984. I was the first boyfriend she’d had that called her father “sir”.

    1. Yotomoe

      That’s because he wasn’t knighted yet when she was dating all the other guys!

      1. Kaci

        ba-dum psssssh

  23. Gottawonder

    Gotta go with that ToTbC…way back then ‘sir’ was sop when introduced to anyone’s fathers.

    1. Animal

      Hell, yeah, and they would damn well remind you of it if you forgot.

      Our youngest (17) has a boyfriend. He calls me “sir” or “Mr. Clark.” I call him “bub.” He complies wholeheartedly – he’s seen my gun rack.

    2. MeHael

      I was raised the same way. I still use sir and ma’am regularly. It’s just how I was raised. (I’m 35).

      1. Animal

        I’m… well, on the wrong side of fifty. The Old Man taught me to address older men as “sir,” women my age or older as “ma’am,” and younger women as “miss,” unless I was on first-name terms. Oddly there never really was a protocol for younger men, for whom I tend to use an informal “buddy” or some such. I still use those forms of address.

  24. saltchocolate

    If I didn’t love these two as a couple, I would shove Dorothy out of the frame in that last panel… (Apparently, nachos and Pepsi make for a strong and healthy ship!)

  25. saltchocolate

    Hmmm… Having been trained by (Damn you) Willis to expect no good situation to last more than 5 minutes in this strip, I interrupt this euphoria to wonder what the heck Walky’s mom is saying to Dorothy’s mom. *Shudders*

    1. Aizat

      “My daughter helped dressed my son and for that I thank you.”

      1. Kaci

        Probably around the time she was undressing him -_-;;

        1. Aizat

          Well, Walky is the caramel perfection and any excuse to get a peek of that, is a good one…..not that there’s anything wrong with that or anything.

      2. Thor

        Sal helped dress Walky? When was this? And why would Dorothy’s mom care?

        1. Aizat

          saltchocolate is wondering what Walky’s mom is saying to Dorothy’s mom.

        2. Kaci

          The universe! NOOOOO!!!!!!

      3. saltchocolate

        Yeah — that’s probably the best-case scenario, Aizat. I’ll take it!

  26. ridtom

    This is cute and all but what happened to CLIFF THE WAITER?!

    1. Kaci

      sorry, my comment was meant to be a reply to you.

  27. Kirkyboy

    I was unsure if I should turn on my computer in the 20 minutes I have left before work.

    Now I’m glad I did. Go Walky, go!

    1. Tenn

      *harpsi-harpsichord* Inspector Walky!
      *harpsi-harpsi-harpsichord* Wiigii!

  28. Kaci

    He’s out hanging with Jimmy the D-Four Extra

    1. Aizat

      Don’t forget Frank the Moving Prop.

  29. biege

    dat last pannel.

    the feels

  30. Mo

    The TAG doesn’t even call him Jerry.

  31. davesignal

    The underachiever’s mantra: if I actually try, you’ll make me keep doing it.

  32. Crumplepunch

    Adorothy.

  33. LS

    Grandpa Walky? That can be Willis’ next spin off…

  34. Ziaheart

    Oh god. That last line. I can hear that in my ex boyfriend’s voice. It’s uncanny.

  35. Jack Finch

    The would make the most awesome grandparents.

  36. ProjectXa3

    I am having trouble navigating back to this page once I cycle through comics.

  37. What was the question again?

    I’m not sure Walky and Dorothy can breed can they? Are her regular genes compatible with his pajamagenes?

    1. Jack Finch

      You know, leave a pun like that just lying around and somebody’s going to hurt themselves. Like me for example.

      1. saltchocolate

        Ouch! *tripped over the pun*

        1. AgentKeen

          Aw man, now we have a punshot hole in the wall….

          This is why we can’t have nice things.

  38. Toes14

    I like it when Dorothy gets hot . . . Will this lead to her & Walky doing it?

    Although it seems like a large step considering that it wasn’t too long ago (strip time) when he wasn’t sure about breast touching even after she suggested it . . . .

    1. Roborat

      Well, it looks like they are touching in the first panel, so maybe he managed to progress to that stage.

      1. Bill

        Dorothy’s the one doing the touching; it would be easier to pull an octopus off a piece of coral than it would be to get her to turn loose of Walky’s arm.

        Walky, on the other hand, isn’t touching anything, let alone one of Dorothy’s erogenous zones.

        1. Roborat

          Hey, he is still getting to touch boob.

    2. Roborat

      I see what you did there.

      1. Roborat

        Argh, that was supposed to be a reply to What was the question again?

  39. GaiusTavarusMagnus

    Translation of Ambers words to non-creepy status.
    If Walky was nearly as charming and confident as he is now when she met him she would have mounted him and bore him a son. That son would then Retain his fathers charisma and by virtue of being Walkys child attract a fine female to bear him a child and thus bestow another heir to the Walkerton line

    1. GaiusTavarusMagnus

      *DOROTHY Im sorry

  40. GaiusTavarusMagnus

    BY the way can someone draw a Son of Walky and Amber using the Willis design formula of distinctive feats derived from opposite sex parent.

    1. John

      That’s not Amber.

      1. GaiusTavarusMagnus

        i must now commit seppuku

  41. Darnel

    (smile)

  42. Anderhail

    Okay… so I guess they could have adopted a young lady, under the age of adulthood of course, who was pregnant and her had child within the time frame of them meeting and a day or so ago the Friday evening (as Dorothy was already fed up with studying and could have used the break.) Other than that, I can’t see it, especially as this universe is far enough away from the others to avoid any form of excessive technology overlap.

    1. Anderhail

      I only say this due to Dumbing of Age’s cameo in Shortpacked

      I don’t believe this contains anything spoileriffic.

      http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1761

  43. Somebody

    I don’t want any past comments to send the wrong message, so I need to be clear now. I believe that God (specifically in the Bible) is real.

    1. Roborat

      That’s nice.

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