She can be apart of my cross-over anytime 😉
^as said in character
marr
Wonder wig sounds like a super hero that got their powers from a special combination of radiation and chemo treatments. A cancer survivor who uses their powers to save others after learning the value of life.
^ I like that origin and sort of quest in life. Wig/Anthony was born bald until a magical wig leaped out at him at an antique shop owned by a fortune teller.
Random Guy
It adds body and parts itself(lifts and separates)… I have yet again failed to be funny
It’s okay if they know it’s not your real hair, as long as they don’t know what your real hair looks like. Everyone knows Batman doesn’t really have pointy bat ears, but they still keep people from knowing his true hair color/style.
Aydr
A bad wig is so hard to keep tame though. Especially if you’re being really active.
She doesn’t have to be rich. After all, Barbara Gordon could afford one on the 60’s TV show. Then again, she somehow managed to make part of her apartment wall rotate around to hide her costume.
See, and this is why she shouldn’t even bother to try to disguise her voice/hair more. With Danny’s level of clueless, it’s not needed. If anything, it’s MORE likely to attract his attention the more you try.
“I just want to tell you that I’m married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead. So you should totally forget about dating me and go after any hot gamer chicks you might happen to know.”
If you like horrible things (and I mean that in a good way, with love) then you MUST read Transmetropolitan. It’s philosophy and human kindness meets poop jokes and rage!
High brow and lowest common denominator all rolled into one.
I just realized something. If this Amazi-Girl’s color scheme is reversed then maybe she isn’t immune to criticism like her Shortpacked doppleganger. Not that Danny is criticizing her on purpose, but his attention to detail certainly has her off guard.
Also, DoA Amazi-Girl hasn’t gone through the story arc yet where she gets a new costume that turns out to be a sentient parasitic alien. SP! Amazi-Girl has.
Usayasha
I know it’s changed her appearance quite a bit, but I wouldn’t call Mike’s baby a “costume.”
Björn
Despite not having read superhero comics for 15-odd years, I can identify the references you’re making. That feels comforting.
Isn’t it more likely that she is trying to make herself as amazigirl less attractive so that he will give up on amazigirl and go after her real persona?
Amazi-girl, this guy likes you for *being* you. Not for being a superhero, not for having a raspy voice, and not for wearing a cos- um, not for hanging out on roof tops. You can just come down and talk to him. Just don’t reveal your identity because you will scare him off if you don’t seem unattainable.
Unfortunately the mind trick only works if the target has a mind with little or no defenses. This one is strong with its high super high density that even reality and self preservation sense have little effect.
85 thoughts on “Voice”
Wack'd
Christan Bale would be proud.
Plasma Mongoose
RASPY BATMAN
Fata Morgana
I call your Christian Bale, and raise you Dani Pudi
ryan
ultra car is batman now.
Alexander Krizak
So we’re out of Amazi-Girl Begins and into The Dark Campus Guardian.
Wack'd
The Dark Campus Guardian sounds like an awesome name for a campus newspaper.
Alexander Krizak
It’s the paper Indiana U deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
NCP19
I eagerly await to see how the trilogy ends the following summer (so in five to ten years from now).
MR C
BECAUSE SHE’S BATMA-……AMAZIGIRL
David Herbert
I guess she can’t afford a wig.
Plasma Mongoose
Buying a wig on a student’s income? Who do you think she is, Bruce Wayne?
Wack'd
Doesn’t have to be a GOOD wig. You can get a number of shitty ones at costume shops that, from a distance, should do well.
Wonder Wig
Sadly my wig is not for sale to her.
Yotomoe
I just imagined Amazi-girl comics featuring the amazing Wonder Wig
Wonder Wig
She can be apart of my cross-over anytime 😉
^as said in character
marr
Wonder wig sounds like a super hero that got their powers from a special combination of radiation and chemo treatments. A cancer survivor who uses their powers to save others after learning the value of life.
Wonder Wig
^ I like that origin and sort of quest in life. Wig/Anthony was born bald until a magical wig leaped out at him at an antique shop owned by a fortune teller.
Random Guy
It adds body and parts itself(lifts and separates)… I have yet again failed to be funny
BMeph
Your mom parts herself, for a nickle.
Plasma Mongoose
Anyone knows that you need a convincing wig or they will know it’s not their real hair.
Historyman68
It’s okay if they know it’s not your real hair, as long as they don’t know what your real hair looks like. Everyone knows Batman doesn’t really have pointy bat ears, but they still keep people from knowing his true hair color/style.
Aydr
A bad wig is so hard to keep tame though. Especially if you’re being really active.
KresyAntics
At least maybe Richie Rich?!?
Rognik
She doesn’t have to be rich. After all, Barbara Gordon could afford one on the 60’s TV show. Then again, she somehow managed to make part of her apartment wall rotate around to hide her costume.
Plasma Mongoose
She’s the daughter of a commissioner and also a librarian in her own right.
Leorale
Librarians are extra skilled regarding bookshelves, after all.
Shade
As a librarian I can confirm this. The first year of university is training us for the job, the rest of the time is book shelf training.
GenericScreenName101
You don’t need a wig when dinosaur hat hair can easily conseal you secret identy form the public.
Yotomoe
Clearly Sal can. That’s just her real hair.
Leorale
Magnificent.
Wonder Wig
She pronounced ‘window’ as ‘winder,’ like with a southern accent. Clearly Sal is Amazi-girl.
Alan
Hehe, I hadn’t though of that… nice.
Yotomoe
“Amazi-girl is going through a little identitity crisis, ok!? I’m thinking about buying a sports car…”
Wack'd
“Also, my wife just died mysteriously and we’re trying to solve the murder before other hero’s loved ones are endangered.”
Wack'd
C’mon, Danny, connect the dots. This shouldn’t be that difficult. You’re a smar–er, reasonably intelli–well, not a complete dumba–
Oh, never mind.
Yotomoe
Well at least he’s good with the lad- well he dated Dorothy and that turned out we- er…he got with Bil-…Amber really li-
…why do we like Danny again?
Vabolo
Schadenfreude.
N0083rP00F
Everyone loves a good car wreck …. as long as its nobody they know/like and little actual blood and vital bodily fluids spilled.
John
… we like Danny??
Kirt Dankmyer
See, and this is why she shouldn’t even bother to try to disguise her voice/hair more. With Danny’s level of clueless, it’s not needed. If anything, it’s MORE likely to attract his attention the more you try.
John Madden
Not the brightest bulb in the box, are ya, Danny?
Sensedog
Very smart in terms of academics. Very dense when it comes to relationships or potential relationships.
Jackson
I can’t help but wonder how much Amazi-girl saw of his attempts to get his ass handed to him.
Yotomoe
“I’m gonna watch this for another 10 minutes before I decide to jump down”
BrokenEye, True False Prophet
Yeah, you’d think he’d recognize his own roommate
Doctor_Who
“I just want to tell you that I’m married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead. So you should totally forget about dating me and go after any hot gamer chicks you might happen to know.”
Bonus points for getting the reference.
Wack'd
I just googled that and Transmetropolitan sounds like the greatest thing ever. So thanks.
Doctor_Who
It totally is. Everyone should read it at least once. The hundreds of easter eggs in the artwork alone are worth the price of admission.
Shadlyn Wolfe
If you like horrible things (and I mean that in a good way, with love) then you MUST read Transmetropolitan. It’s philosophy and human kindness meets poop jokes and rage!
High brow and lowest common denominator all rolled into one.
Brasca1
I just realized something. If this Amazi-Girl’s color scheme is reversed then maybe she isn’t immune to criticism like her Shortpacked doppleganger. Not that Danny is criticizing her on purpose, but his attention to detail certainly has her off guard.
Yotomoe
She has yet to reach her full potential. She’s still looking at the holographic crystals her mother sent her from her doomed planet
Ancestral Hamster
Also, DoA Amazi-Girl hasn’t gone through the story arc yet where she gets a new costume that turns out to be a sentient parasitic alien. SP! Amazi-Girl has.
Usayasha
I know it’s changed her appearance quite a bit, but I wouldn’t call Mike’s baby a “costume.”
Björn
Despite not having read superhero comics for 15-odd years, I can identify the references you’re making. That feels comforting.
Ancestral Hamster
*Ding* Björn wins a No-Prize!
@Usayasha: (It’s a Spiderman reference.)
Henry
imbatman.
LionHeart
IMBATMAN
madd
No.
IMAHBATMAN.WOOHOO!
Jacob
IMAMANDRESSEDLIKEABAT
Fignewton of my Imagination
All of this Batman stuff demands this…
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2604#comic
You will all hate me!
Blob Marley
Smooth, Sal. Real smooth.
T Campbell
This installment is David Willis’ finest Batman parody to date.
Brit
Isn’t it more likely that she is trying to make herself as amazigirl less attractive so that he will give up on amazigirl and go after her real persona?
iSaidCandleja-
Amazi-girl, this guy likes you for *being* you. Not for being a superhero, not for having a raspy voice, and not for wearing a cos- um, not for hanging out on roof tops. You can just come down and talk to him. Just don’t reveal your identity because you will scare him off if you don’t seem unattainable.
Yotomoe
I’m pretty sure she’s merely trying to disguise her “amber-ness” now that she knows he’s actively seeking out amazigirl.
Riku
Or trying to turn him off of amazigirl
Rex Hondo
Is she trying the Jedi mind trick in the last panel, or is it just me?
N0083rP00F
Unfortunately the mind trick only works if the target has a mind with little or no defenses. This one is strong with its high super high density that even reality and self preservation sense have little effect.
Robert
Amazi-girl is immune to bed-head. Which as it turns out is a very different kind of head.
FortMax
So, is Amazigirl being portrayed by Maggie’s chiropractor?
David