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All work
Posted on June 27, 2012 by David M Willis

111 thoughts on “All work”

  1. Izzy

    Rigged question

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      He passed non-the-less.

    2. Vabolo

      Rigged for her pleasure?

      1. Andrusi

        Dinobot has spoken. My rigged grill structure…

  2. SuziRoo

    MAKE OUT! Oy-oy!

  3. Mkvenner

    There’s Lil’ Walky.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      We cannot see down that far.

      1. Random Guy

        One would hope not…

        1. Izzy

          Why would you assume it’s down that far…are 15 inch boners not normal?

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          15cm YES, 15in NO!

        3. TheBenenator

          What they lack in being a thing, they make up for in pain-inducing and ridiculous hentai roles.

      2. Roborat

        If we could see it from that angle, I wouldn’t be calling it “Lil Walky”.

  4. Sensedog

    Walky is definitely learning. He might be “winging it” here, but at least now he is doing it with more confidence. Very nice.

  5. Ben

    This relationship is going down the drain once she finds out Walky is Amazi-Girl

    1. AliaPie

      Wait, I thought Sal was Amazi-Girl.

      1. Twentydragon

        No, it’s Joe!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          No, she’s a cyborg.

        2. GenericScreenName101

          Its’ Dina all night

        3. Bickendan

          I thought it was Ultracar.

        4. Thor

          People. There’s no way Amazi-Girl could be a full-time student and a full-time superhero.

          Therefore Amazi-Girl is Guns.

        5. Björn

          Sal is Joe?! I had no idea!

      2. Volkai

        Not in Canada.

        …I was going to link to that particular chapter of IW! but I don’t remember which year the Avalon ‘crossover’ was.

    2. Raoullefere

      Yeah. No way Dotty will be able to handle that Walky both can outrun her AND rock the female spandex better than she ever could.

  6. Wonder Wig

    All work and no play make Walky something.. something…

    1. The Aussie Bloke

      Go crazy?

      1. Blob Marley

        DON’T MIND IF I DOOOO!!!

        WAHH! OOOH! BLBLBLBLBL! WEEEE!

        1. Kernanator

          WAWEAWEAEAEWAEWA!

        2. The Aussie Bloke

          I was waiting for that 😀

      2. lauren

        …Did everyone just confused Walky with Wakko??

        “Knock knock”
        “Who’s there?”
        “Max”
        “Max who?”
        “Max wants to come over and go crazy!”

    2. LimeTH

      Go crazy?

      1. The Aussie Bloke

        JINX!

        1. LimeTH

          Aw, damn it!

    3. Ben

      Go cra— wait a second..

    4. Yotomoe

      all play and no work makes Walky a fun guy

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        All stains and no wash makes Walky’s shirts smell like fungi.

  7. The Aussie Bloke

    Least he’s honest.

  8. Kschenke

    So, she wants to be the very best? Like no one ever was?

    1. Yotomoe

      To catch Amazi-girl is her test

      1. Jetstream

        To train her is her cause…

        I think I just sparked off a few fanfics.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Does that make Walky Brock or Misty?

        2. Ancestral Hamster

          May.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          I have a hard time imagining Sal as Max.

        4. Ancestral Hamster

          If you can imagine Dorothy as Ash, then Sal as Max is just a slightly longer stretch.

          “Pikachu!”

          See, Pikachu agrees!

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          I don’t know about them but I can see Joyce and Ethan as a bizarro Jessie and James.

        6. secret

          nurse joy

    2. Cholma

      If she wants to be Batman, she has to be the best at everything.

      1. Leorale

        Dorothy can breathe in space.

        1. Bickendan

          Yes, but how are her DDR skills?

        2. Rex Hondo

          Gardening or GTFO.

  9. RaijinK

    I wonder how long those pinup pics of these two will be stuck in my mind every time they’re on panel. It’s kind of early to say, but I suspect forever.

    1. Azumango

      Pinup pics? Whaaat?

    2. Hannover Fist

      Is it the one where walky is covering himself with a dorito taco shell?

  10. Yotomoe

    I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is nonstop studying.

    1. LimeTH

      And that isn’t very nice.

    2. Blob Marley

      Now I’m better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!

      1. Rex Hondo

        Why does Heaven smell like wet dog?

        1. Azumango

          Because all dogs go to heaven.

  11. Blob Marley

    What happened to your other eyebrow, Walky?

    1. Kernanator

      It became one with the Hair. All will become Hair.

      Join it. Join it.

      1. Blob Marley

        That comment is way funnier with Roz’s dildo attached to her head.

        1. Regalli

          The dildo hat is actually a prophet of the Hair. Listen to it. It does not lie. Join the Hair.

        2. Krashthemystro

          0.0 cannot unthink….

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        But everyone knows that all hair will end up blocking the shower plughole.

  12. Kernanator

    The Indy Ploy is Walky’s best strategy.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Will that mean that he will end up stuffing himself into a fridge?

      1. Izzy

        No, Major Force will do the fridge stuffing…too soon?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Who is Major Force??

        2. Rex Hondo

          Trope namer for stuffed in the fridge, from when he dismembered Green Lantern’s GF and, well, you know…

        3. Izzy

          Very rarely have I ever felt bad for a Internet comic. This one is close

  13. Krashthemystro

    HA Did she just win an argument by hinting at Licky style?

  14. Resne

    Makeouts generate instant charisma and wit! Hypothesis proven!

  15. Thor

    So she wants to be the best? The best at what? The best at going to Yale? Yeah, she’s already screwed that bit up.

    1. Foxeyes13

      She wants to be the very best, like no one ever was.

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        “To catch them is my real test,
        To train them is my cause”

        1. Mr. Morningstar

          I’ll travel across the land
          searching far and wide

        2. Tessa

          Each pokemon to understand the power that’s inside!

        3. Kernanator

          POKEMON! Gotta catch em all. It’s you and me.

          I know it’s my destiny!

        4. Andrusi

          POKEMON! Oh, you’re my best friend, in a world we must defend!

        5. Kernanator

          POKEMON! Gotta catch em all. A heart so true. Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I’ll teach you! POKEMON! Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all! POKEMON!

          …Just felt this needed to be finished.

    2. Rex Hondo

      She’s the best around. Nothing’s ever gonna keep her down.

    3. TARDIS With A Hat

      The best in terms of pants!

      1. Blob Marley

        Whoa, nice reference.

    4. T Campbell

      She wants to be a superjournalist, then somehow, president. There are flaws in her ambitions, but the fact that she isn’t in Yale right now is not one of them.

      1. Yotomoe

        first super journalist, then president, then THE WORLD!!!

    5. hmrc4evr

      Actually this might be a smart move for her.

      If her credits transfer in full to Yale then getting her basics done here makes more sense. Her entry level classes could be much cheaper on a per class basis and she might be getting Freshman and Sophmore level classes completed at an easier level. When she transfers all she will have left is her Junior and senior level classes to focus on w\o some little 100 level class taking up to much of her time

  16. iSaidCandleja-

    These too are way too cute together. It’d be nice if they could stay together, but Dorothy seems so set on going off to the Ivy League.

  17. Jererry

    Awww. Walky’s honesty combined with his infatuation is really cute. Good for them (especially for Walky, since he doesn’t even have to try).

  18. Flimsyfishy

    Ready, ready, ready for it… AND…

    DAWWWWWWWWW!!!

    1. Kirt Dankmyer

      I am ded with cute…

  19. Steven

    I wanna be the very best…

    1. Yotomoe

      congratulations for the 3rd consecutive pokemon joke! here’s your check for $1,000 and your hot floor model that is by no means yours. we’ve had some trouble with this in the past

  20. Jimmy

    “Do your best, forget the rest!”

  21. Scruffleupagus

    On an unrelated sidenote, I’m influenced to create a Sims 3 character inspired by Mike – but can’t agree upon which five personality traits he should be assigned.

    ‘Inappropriate,’ ‘Hot-Headed,’ ‘Perceptive’ and ‘Unflirty’ seemed to all be no-brainers, but I’m split between depicting him as either ‘Evil’ or ‘Mean-Spirited.’ (Here’s a complete list of the Sims 3 Character Traits: http://www.carls-sims-3-guide.com/traits/)

    I believe Ruth better fits the bill for an ‘evil’ character. But do Mike’s antics border upon ‘evil’ also, or might he simply be a ‘mean-spirited’ asshole? Thoughts?

    1. TARDIS With A Hat

      I’ll say that “Grumpy” fits Mike better than “Hot-Headed”, he’s not that quick to anger, he’s just in a perpetual bad mood.

    2. TARDIS With A Hat

      Also, checking a bit on the Sims wiki entries for those traits – I’ll say that Mean-Spirited is much more “Mike”.

      “Evil” is more the cartoonish kind of evil – Evil laughs, Dark lairs, criminal career and are not really bad-mannered or hostile or anything (They can even be Friendly!) – not really Mike’s style.

  22. Jimmy

    If Dorothy starts trying to chop up people with an ax and ends up frozen in a maze trying to chase Walky, we’ll then know for sure that she’s studied a little too much.

  23. begbert2

    Dorothy, you’re half-assing your makeouts! You’re still vertical and clothed! You should get on that, metaphorically and literally.

  24. hmrc4evr

    At this point Walky’s been in a stable relationship longer than I ever have.

    I made myself sad.

    1. AJBulldis

      So…a few days?

      1. hmrc4evr

        He had me beat the day after he met her.

    2. Roborat

      Ummm, are you talking comic time, or real time?

  25. Sarah

    That last frame is absolutely adorable. god, I hope they don’t do anything to screw it up…

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      You’re tempting fate saying things like that.

      1. Izzy

        And not in any sort of fundraising way either

  26. Will

    As a southerner who’s been in the exact same situation as Walky… its ain’t, not isn’t.

  27. Slagathor

    She wants to be the very best, like no one ever was DUN DUN DUN!

    1. lightsabermario

      To ace them is my real test, to study is my cause!

  28. lightsabermario

    NOW KIIIS- oh. Never mind.

  29. Hinoron

    At some point, somebody should really point out to her that most presidents were C-students.

    1. Rheios

      From knowing students who got worse grades than me but were smart, it was often because they’re more social. More known people means more obligations, which means worse grades potentially, however it also means superior networking, better people skills, and if they have a flare for being bastards, better political maneuvering. For political office I’d say the latter might be more important than the former. Then again so long as you have decent people skills and can get lucky enough to meet the right people the better learned you are the better you’ll understand what you’re doing probably.

      I wonder how often presidents have to “fake it until they make it”, or even new congresspersons really.

  30. Norinios

    Reminds me of “The Shining”… Dunno why…

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