Your current avatars (screw you, future readers!) make it seem like an actual conversation between Sierra and Dorothy. That makes my avatar a happy Walky. Threesome FTW!
DaJoshMaster
I don’t have a reply I just wanted to use my gravatar to make this thread into a four way. 😀
I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that he has poor technique.
You can’t kick off a shoe like you’re rearing to kick a soccer or football. The best shoe-kicks are more like half-kicks.
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Aizat
And when Dorothy throws a shoe, it’ll land on a moving truck.
SkepticJ
But will she still be able to predict the weather?
Plasma Mongoose
I will now imagine Dotty with English dub Osaka’s voice.
Sir Robin
Dorothy sounds like Twilight Sparkle
Scout
Approved. Headcannon.
Sir Robin
I imagine most DoA characters voiced by a combination of MLP: FiM and Futurama
Nathan
Walky’s Fry, but would Mike be Bender? Yeah, I like that idea! Bender’s voice would fit Mike fairly well.
Volkai
Headcannon? FIRE!!
AckAckAck
From now on we will call her Indiana.
Spazman
You’re named after the DOG???
Volkai
Just as long as her nickname’s not ‘Indy’.
LaurelRaven
Ow! That really hurt!
Honestly, who throws a shoe? You fight like a woman, man!
Jacob
Nice Austin Powers reference.
Jeff K!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Steven
*Highest of fives*
LimeTH
Goddamnit, why do I always get beaten to the Azumanga Daioh reference?
Andrusi
Saturation.
BrokenEye, True False Prophet
It’s too late! There they are, and there they’ll stay!
David Herbert
Dorothy is giving in to her childishness. That’s going to make naughty time weird.
AckAckAck
Weird? it will be much more fun!
Garth
Perfect avatar moment. Here’s hoping I get walky
Tenn
Your current avatars (screw you, future readers!) make it seem like an actual conversation between Sierra and Dorothy. That makes my avatar a happy Walky. Threesome FTW!
DaJoshMaster
I don’t have a reply I just wanted to use my gravatar to make this thread into a four way. 😀
David Herbert
We’re going to get a Dorothy clone?
DaJoshMaster
Of course…
Izzy
What’s a four way?
David
It’s a 3-way with either diced onions or red beans added.
KazasDrakon
if we add both can it be a 5 way? Dammit now I’m hungry.
David
Yep, that is the actual definition of a 5-way!
KazasDrakon
So it’s chili, spaghetti, diced onions, red beans, and cheese. That’s some kind of kink I’ve never even heard of, and my Gravitar is Joe right now.
Kirt Dankmyer
It’s already made weird by the fact she started out talking to him like she’s his mom.
Aizat
Not so above it all,huh, Dorothy?
Resne
She’s not so much above as she is trying to tread water on the surface of it.
Sensedog
I believe that is the first time I have seen Dorothy address Walky by his real name.
Aizat
And she sounds just like a mother berating a child.
Not now
It does! And itt makes this ship even more abhorrent.
Wonder Wig
So this is football?
Yotomoe
I think we’re missing a few items.
Aizat
Namely, the ball.
Wonder Wig
And the keepers.
Yotomoe
Walky could argue that he has too. Then again that game might not be very fun…at least not for him.
slicedtoad
*two
sorry, it was bothering me
Amaziboy
Amazigirl will show him.
Yotomoe
You call that a shoe toss Walky? You disapoint me…
Aizat
*Puts on a weighted shoe* THIS is a shoe toss.
AckAckAck
*Puts on a Croc shoe* NO! THIS is a shoe toss!
Pyr05
Crocs have speed holes. They make the shoe go faster.
Lazywaters
Weak results, but kudos to the kid for his form and face. Not so great for shoe tossing, but I had to smile and say, ‘Only Walky.’
Pyr05
Woo for Dotty trying to act like a reasonable adult, only to go “Really? That’s it? Psh. WATCH THIS!”
Yotomoe
That’s how it begins. Next thing you know they’re kicking them across the lot and they beam a drunken Ruth with it.
Aizat
Even better, a drunken Ruth catches the shoe…while she was drinking beer.
AckAckAck
Even better, the shoe hit Ruth while she’s “bumping around” with Joe in the bush.
Pyr05
Even better, a drunken Ruth catches the shoe while “bumping around” with Joe in the bush and beams them in the head with it. Two(or three)-fer!
DaJoshMaster
Bluh… *mind breaks*
Bekah
His technique was all wrong. But he still gets a 5.9 from the Russian judge.
Yotomoe
Getting 5.9 is like getting a D+.
Joe H
I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that he has poor technique.
You can’t kick off a shoe like you’re rearing to kick a soccer or football. The best shoe-kicks are more like half-kicks.
Geegles
It’s all in the ankle…
GenericScreenName101
Also he needs more of his foot in the shoe as opposed to having it dangle off his toes
OrlahEhontas
Not to mention the untied laces cause way to much drag and cause to shoe to hit the floor way to soon.
Pyr05
You clearly haven’t seen the epic-ness that is a classmate of mine PLAYING soccer and kicking his shoe off further than he kicked the ball.
AckAckAck
The scoring system only go up until 5…..
Björn
And those pants should have give him +1 DEX.
Leorale
I just love how happy Sierra looks at the shoe-kicking. They’re gonna be pals!
Parkrndl
Is Ruthless back to her room yet? My money says the shoe Dorothy flings is gonna whack Ruth somewhere unpleasant. Hilarity will ensue.
taekwondogirl
Yup, exactly what I’m thinking too.
Historyman68
Hmm…
Aizat
I used to do that…..then the shoe hits the school tough guy in the balls.
Yotomoe
10 points?
Aizat
I didn’t know how did it happened but it hit the guy sole first, as if it was stomping the guy’s balls.