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Nothing to lose
Posted on June 16, 2013 by David M Willis

123 thoughts on “Nothing to lose”

  1. Jen Aside

    Tighty whiteys HOW APPROPRIATE

    1. Yotomoe

      Tighty Whiteys for that uptight whitey.
      I apologize.

      1. Boom

        You’re a bad, bad man.

      2. sumolegend

        Owwwwww

        1. Noel Schornhorst

          Sumolegend’s avatar is enjoying Jason’s tighty whiteys so much, it *hurts!*

      3. nothri

        You say you apologize, yet I suspect your not the least bit sorry.

      4. Wonder Wig

        Seriously, Yotomoe? This is a smear on your otherwise bleach white reputation.

        1. Neospector

          Bad pun, bad! -4 points, go sit in the penalty corner.

        2. Wonder Wig

          That’s make me -4 in total from yesterday. D=

      5. andiemus

        I laughed.

      6. Nena

        Funny! =)

      7. Narf

        Uptighty-whitey?

      8. Aisling

        I thought it was funny…

  2. Big Drahma

    I can never remember… are the whities tidy or tighty?

    1. dethtoll

      in my experience they are never tidy

      (hence why i go for boxers)

      1. TheBenenator

        …you may wish to wipe better, then. O.o

    2. Saru

      Hopefully both.

    3. Jetstream

      Tighty. Tighty Whities. Because they are tight.

      1. Bill M.

        Tight… like a tiger.

  3. xain

    Whatever you say mistress sal

  4. Boom

    He… why… why is he wearing tighty whities!?

    1. Doctor_Who

      Did you think Jason of all people would have INTERESTING underwear?

      1. Boom

        I didn’t expect him to wear man panties. I thought, as a gender, we’d grown beyond them.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          “as a gender, we’d grown beyond them”

          You expected modern men to be wearing women’s underdaks instead?

        2. Boom

          Naturally.

        3. Aras Pabedinskas

          Well, not everyone is comfortable in boxers. Just saying.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Commando is the way to go. 😀

        5. lokitsu

          TMI Plasma…

        6. madock345

          I think TMI would be more like: I can’t go commando because my junk flops around like a dead fish whenever I try and run, plus my balls stick to my legs like flypaper when it gets too hot.

        7. andiemus

          Nonsense. Trunks are flippin’ fantastic. They hold everything properly aligned, they’re vitrually impossible to wedgie, and they constrict nothing uncomfortably and women (in my experience) love the damn things.

        8. djangermouse

          i assume “trunks” = boxer briefs

          in which case yes 100% of that is correct

          they are the king of underwears

        9. andiemus

          Trunks are boxer briefs, only shorter. That way they don’t ride up your leg.

        10. Locke

          Myself, I wear ridiculously tight man-thongs. Did I mention that I am actually Donald Trump? I just comment on web-comics for giggles.

          … Okay, neither of those are true, but enjoy getting THAT image out of your head.

        11. David

          How do pyjama jeans sound to you?

        12. Scott

          I much prefer boxer briefs. L=

        13. taekwondogirl

          That sounds incredibly sexist, just so you know.

        14. DarkVeghetta

          It really doesn’t.

    2. corvidusrex

      because he is a ridiculous man-child.

      1. taekwondogirl

        Or he just prefers them?

  5. Doctor_Who

    (reads alt-text)

    So you ADMIT that Sal talks exactly like Applejack. But more…cursey.

    Though if any pony had a pottymouth, it’d totally be her. Farm girls learn all the best swears.

    1. Boom

      No, no, no, no! No! No, gods damn you! No!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Makes you wonder if Sal has got a “cutie mark” on her butt.

      1. Yotomoe

        Round these parts those are called tramp stamps.

      2. Boom

        Not you too! Damn you all! Stop this!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Blame Willis, he’s the one who brought it up in the Alt-Text.

        2. Boom

          Damn you, Willis!

        3. Doctor_Who

          Every time someone types that, he grows even stronger.

          Also every time someone says “JaAm”.

        4. Boom

          What if you say it three times in front of a mirror?

        5. Bekah

          A fresh young virgin is sacrificed on his Altar of Taco Bell.

        6. AgentKeen

          Hmm, if it’s Taco Bell, it’s probably not fresh…

        7. Snograt

          Shouldn’t that be alt-Tex?

        8. Tomas

          You think it’s just coincidence that Sal has her hair in a PONY TAIL?

      3. Doctor_Who

        That spider tattoo would be a good one if it relocated.

    3. saltchocolate

      Remind me — does Jason have a British accent in this continuity?

      1. Yotomoe

        I think so yes…
        yes he does!!!
        I hereby dub this ship ACCENT SHIPPING.

        1. saltchocolate

          +1

        2. Notebooked

          I christen this ship the QE2.

      2. Doctor_Who

        He does according to this strip.

      3. Sir Robin

        In my head, I hear David Tennant

    4. Sir Robin

      While reading DoA, I hear a few pony voices in my head. Sal being AJ is one of them, the others being Dorothy sounding like Twilight Sparkle, Joyce sounding like Pinkie Pie and Dina like Fluttershy

      1. Doctor_Who

        So we need a Rainbow Dash and Rarity.

        Dash could totally be Ruth. Rarity is tougher. Maybe Billie, in her snobbier moments.

        1. Sir Robin

          I fihured Billie was more like Dash, due to being the former athlete/cheerleader

          There is only one Rarity

  6. Yotomoe

    C’mon Jason…ANY KINK. For the sake of Rule 34, MAKE ONE UP OR SOMETHING.

    1. Boom

      He seems to have a thing for aggressive women.

    2. saltchocolate

      Anywhere but in a bed?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        The penguin enclosure at Sea-World. 😀

        1. vlademir1

          I know this guy who’d be really into that…

        2. AgentKeen

          I know a girl who’s done that (not Sea-World, different zoo).

  7. nalem

    Man, this chapter is oozing with hotness. SO MUCH TENSION

  8. Plasma Mongoose

    At least Jason is not wearing fishnet stocking, so he’s definitely not a Tory MP.

    1. Yotomoe

      He left them at home!

  9. timemonkey

    What if his kink is you not being a bongo Sal? What then?

    1. Boom

      “Well! I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers. Would you mind, helpin’ a poor country girl in the big city, sir?”

      Creepy.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Sal could make a surprisingly good race-lifted Scarlet O’Hara in that case.

        1. andiemus

          She’s certainly entitled enough.

  10. Sporky

    “Violating all my deeply-ingrained principles is apparently it.”

    Yeah, that sounds like Jason. What a masochist.

  11. Pinja

    Jason doesn’t wear Union Jack underwear?

    Willis, I am dissapoint.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      The only Brit I can think of who wears UJ-daks is Tim Brooke-Taylor from The Goodies.

      1. Bekah

        Austin Powers? Not really a Brit though… a Canadian in Brtiface.

        1. Yotomoe

          I mean, all I wear is American Flag undies, the LEAST you could do is wear Union Jack undies.

        2. begbert2

          That’s all you wear? It must be tough getting service at stores and restaurants then.

      2. Notebooked

        Jason: Goodie goodie–(raises eyebrow seductively)–yum yum.
        Sal: (hits him with a pillow)

        1. begbert2

          That would hurt – getting hit by a Finite Mathematics book I mean.

  12. Kernanator

    Oh yes, that’s it violate my principles. Violate them good.

    1. andiemus

      First you’ll lie, then you’ll steal, then we’ll tell your mother that the neighbors make better shephard’s pie! That last one may have been a low blow.

  13. Foxfire

    He looks pretty good with his hair all ruffled up.

  14. AgentKeen

    No, Sal, the correct answer to ‘This goes against everything I believe in and could ruin my life’ is not ‘Now let’s do some really freaky stuff.’

    Of course, I’m 90% sure if I were in Jason’s tighty-whities, I’d probably just say ‘Yes ma’m.’

  15. Kiggy

    Gotta agree with Timemonkey: Sal is now crossing into Alpha bongo territory.

    >:o

  16. Uniqueantique

    Have to agree with Plasma, commando is only way to go.
    Yotomoe wears American Flag udies?
    The things I learn in this chat.
    And while never really having thought a great deal about what underwear Jason may wear: if asked I’d have probably guessed the tighty whitey thingys.

  17. Historyman68

    Looks like Joyce’s head on Jason’s skinny body

    1. Historyman68

      You know, cause of the headers. Works on at least two of them.

  18. Ivan

    If he’s from the UK, them it would require a sheep costume, not a pony.

    1. Ivan

      “then”…

      And she’d have to “b-a-a-a-a-h” convincingly. Can you work that up for next week??

      1. Red Robot

        Dear sir, you are obviously confused, and thinking of the Welsh. Jason is clearly a proper Englishman, and the Englishman thing has always been about stiff upper lips, strict discipline and foppish, frilly clothes. (I submit, as evidence, this link to an illustration of Fanny Hill, a work which predates that of the French Marquis by more than 30 years: NSFW http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/%C3%89douard-Henri_Avril_%288%29.jpg ) How those gallant, stiff-lipped Victorians managed to build an empire while wearing stockings and granny panties and while they were being spanked by their tavern wenches is a mystery for the ages.

        1. Red Robot

          Now, since Sal evidently wants to do the kinky gross stuff while dressed up as a pony, they can compromise: Jason will wear riding boots, jodphurs and a top hat. Sal can go with something like this (NSFW: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/140/4/3/43f3a7db0bb8cd69ae2f117fb3af447d-d3gtpr1.jpg)

        2. DarkVeghetta

          All of my yes?
          Hilarious comments btw. Good work, old chap!

  19. Lu86

    Saltines! SALTINES!

  20. Piccolo

    Please never draw Sal’s hair straight again…the curls are mesmerizing @_@

    1. Scott

      I concur.

  21. David

    If Sal keeps up her appalling negligence towards blackmail, Jason will feel compelled to make her pass on the merits. And that appears like a truly Herculean task.

  22. Crumplepunch

    Hot.

  23. Jimbo

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who reads the Alt-text

  24. DSL

    She kept her gloves on?

    1. Kernanator

      As has been said before, “No glove, no love hatefuck”.

      1. John

        “…no love hatefuck very strong dislikefuck.”

        1. chrisleech

          I believe that Kernanator is actually referring to the Kismesis of Trolls in Homestuck. It refers to a passionate relationship based upon negative emotions for the purpose of procration and not being killed by a drone(it’s weirder than it sounds).

  25. Whittier

    Damn. I had hoped that Jason was more interested in growing a backbone than in growing something else.

  26. NF

    Bravo Willis, bravo.

  27. niblik

    Aw Sal, you make me a sad puppy with this relationship…

  28. JA

    I think Jason needs to get pegged by Sal.

    (google it if you’re curious)

    1. Brando

      That gravitar makes that statement all the worse.

      1. Scott

        XD

      2. Scott

        Yes.

      3. JA

        I’m either too lazy to change it to something other than the default one or I’m going against the trend by not caring about my avatar and living on the edge.

        I seem to do that on every forum I’m a member of. Makes my posts rather easy to find, actually.

  29. Locke

    Today, on Dumbing of Age, learn what type of men’s undergarments readers prefer! Learn, whether you wanted to or not!

  30. Kitty

    That has got to be the worst pillow talk ever, save the freakouts for once the clothes are back on! She can’t make a good argument when she’s laughing at your choice of under-roos

  31. Ryder

    These Sunday and Saturday updates have completely spoiled me for web comics. Now I want all of them to do these!

    1. Scott

      I know, right? I’m like, “Do you see this? Do it!”

  32. ProfessorTomoe

    I thought the British called them Y-fronts.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      We Aussies also call them Y-fronts.

  33. bunivasal

    We should focus more on Jason’s boner. More Jason boners, please!

    1. Scott

      Or not. >_>

  34. Strangeshapes

    Ahhhhhghhhh why does Jason always make me want to tie him up and do bad things to him?

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