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Bills

Posted on July 18, 2019 by David M Willis

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Tags: jennifer, nash, rose

Discussion (108) - “Bills”

  1. ValdVin

    07/18/2019, 12:02 am
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    Nash is a hoot. Why is she at the bottom of the poll, anyway?

    1. Regalli

      07/18/2019, 12:02 am
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      Haven’t seen much of her, maybe?

      1. ShinyNeen

        07/18/2019, 12:12 am
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        Even less back when the poll first went up.

    2. butts

      07/18/2019, 12:05 am
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      i voted for her

    3. Reltzik

      07/18/2019, 12:11 am
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      She’s a hoot BECAUSE we don’t see much of her. Too much and she’d be irritating and make us nash our teeth.

      1. ValdVin

        07/18/2019, 12:17 am
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        A quick look shows she’s been tagged in fifteen strips, ever. We can enjoy more of her.

        (Disclaimer: I voted for her too.)

      2. Rabid Rabbit

        07/18/2019, 2:03 am
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        I cannot decide whether to boo or applaud you.

        1. Kamino Neko

          07/18/2019, 4:30 am

          With a pun, they’re the same thing.

        2. He Who Abides

          07/18/2019, 5:01 am

          Do both.

      3. ValdVin

        07/18/2019, 7:48 am
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        “Nash our teeth” I missed, somehow. Well done.

    4. Moon

      07/18/2019, 1:05 am
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      I like her but I tend to forget Forest quad exists unless the strip is taking place in it

    5. GoblinScribe

      07/18/2019, 10:44 am
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      Isn’t Nash they/them?

      1. showler

        07/18/2019, 10:52 am
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        I’ve seen no such indication. Are you perhaps confusing her with Zaph?

      2. thejeff

        07/18/2019, 10:56 am
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        I don’t think so, but I might have forgotten. Zaph is trans, but I don’t remember anyone else in that dorm.

      3. DinaJoyce

        07/18/2019, 11:01 am
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        I just looked through the tagged strips with her and saw no indication she isn’t the gender she presents as (ie female). And I would say the hijab definitely indicates she’s intending to present as female.

  2. BBCC

    07/18/2019, 12:02 am
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    Nash, stop that. You too, actually Rose, don’t read over people’s shoulders.

    Oh, Billie, honey. Pretending to be the perfect girl never goes well.

    1. Woomy

      07/18/2019, 12:05 am
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      Is telling the characters how to behave every strip just your brand now?

      1. Marsh Maryrose

        07/18/2019, 12:27 am
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        I thought that was the entire comment section’s job!

      2. BBCC

        07/18/2019, 12:57 am
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        I’ve always done that. What can I say? I’m a mom friend and now apparently I’m a mom fan.

        1. BBCC

          07/18/2019, 1:14 am

          Though, granted, my mom friend-ness in real life extends mostly to things like ‘It’s cold out, maybe bring a jacket’ or ‘I brought granola bars with chocolate chips because I know how to get you guys to eat fibre’ type stuff.

        2. Needfuldoer

          07/18/2019, 1:42 am

          Hence the mommentary.

        3. BBCC

          07/18/2019, 1:45 am

          Hey, fictional characters are the only people it’s okay to give unsolicited mom-ing to.

        4. Delicious Taffy

          07/18/2019, 1:58 am

          I’d argue that fictional folks need it more, since authors seem intent on killing off their moms in really contrived ways.

        5. BBCC

          07/18/2019, 3:18 am

          Exactly! Or they have terrible parents! They need some mommentary.

        6. Dark

          07/18/2019, 5:06 pm

          Depends on how well you know the Real people.

          My entire social circle is made up of people who Mom the rest of the circle.

          Gets really funny when they try to out-Mom each other.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      07/18/2019, 4:08 am
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      Perfection is boring anyway

  3. Doctor_Who

    07/18/2019, 12:02 am
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    “No problem, I’ll leave you to it. It’s 3:00, that gives me only half an hour to paw through your garbage before it’s emptied.”

    1. StClair

      07/18/2019, 12:05 am
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      “What, do you go through my trash?”
      “Please. I go through everyone’s trash.”

      1. Delicious Taffy

        07/18/2019, 1:50 am
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        Is that a Pearl quote?

        1. AbelUndercity

          07/18/2019, 5:32 am

          The Question.

        2. Delicious Taffy

          07/18/2019, 8:48 am

          You fibber, Pearl doesn’t have any lines in that episode.

  4. Regalli

    07/18/2019, 12:03 am
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    Hey, haven’t seen that plot thread in a hot monute.

    1. Delicious Taffy

      07/18/2019, 12:11 am
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      I promise I’m not making fun of you. Monute sounds like a cool biology word. What would a monute be, if there were monutes?

      1. Poofdepoof

        07/18/2019, 12:32 am
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        My brain is saying it’s got to be related in some way to manatees

        1. Geneseepaws

          07/18/2019, 6:47 am

          I think that it’s the ur-marmot.

      2. OBBWG

        07/18/2019, 12:44 am
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        A protozoa-like critter that causes foot odor (in manatees?)

        (Yes, I know manatees don’t have feet. That’s why we’ve never discovered monutes.)

      3. EmCaCo

        07/18/2019, 12:49 am
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        It would be pronounced Mon-oot or mon-ut for the singular depending on region, Mon-oo-tee is the official plural and they’d be little floaty air jellyfish, adorably fuzzy, curiously floaty with a poorly-understood flight mechanism (some argue it is only “advanced floating”). Also bit of a hazard to people’s lungs, both because of it being like inhaling a bunch of hairs but also because of the stinging. People often walk into clouds of monute thinking they were gnats only to realize the unpleasant truth once their nose and mouth start burning. Their stingers otherwise have little effect on most human skin so prepared admirers can handle them carefully and enjoy their light, soft dandelion textures before they float away. “Hold your breath for a monute” is a common dad joke as well as a cautionary reminder.

        And this word doesn’t come up as anything on a google so it is fair game to get muggled for someone’s fantasy series.

        1. Delicious Taffy

          07/18/2019, 12:57 am

          Party encounters 2d4 Monute Clouds in coastal areas.

        2. Marsh Maryrose

          07/18/2019, 2:22 am

          “Tiny airborne jellyfish” is the scariest thing since silicosis, and maybe half as scary as phosgene. In a world where we already have an airborne fungus that can be breathed in and cause Valley Fever, let us pray that no monutes, adorable or otherwise, are ever discovered.

      4. Mopey

        07/18/2019, 6:25 pm
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        A Hot Monute is clearly some sort of fire-type pokémon. Ultimately evolves into the Last Monute.

    2. Deanatay

      07/18/2019, 8:15 am
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      monute – a minute in-story, a month in RL

  5. Delicious Taffy

    07/18/2019, 12:05 am
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    To the untrained eye, it looks like a news article. For those in the know, she’s clearly playing a journalism-themed MUD.

    1. Kyoulkoa

      07/18/2019, 12:16 am
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      MUDs, there is a term I haven’t heard in a long time

      1. Delicious Taffy

        07/18/2019, 12:18 am
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        Should I have said MUSH instead? Admittedly, I haven’t played any since high school, and even then I could barely figure them out.

      2. Keulen

        07/18/2019, 12:30 am
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        There are still some MUDs around with a decent number of people playing them. I play one called Gemstone IV.

        1. Felgraf

          07/18/2019, 7:19 am

          Oh shit, I vaguely recall Gemstone III back on prodigy.

  6. Stephen Bierce

    07/18/2019, 12:06 am
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    Ell! Ay! Pee! Pee! Tee! Oh! Pee! Pee!
    LAPPTOPP!
    LAPPTOPP!

    1. Leorale

      07/18/2019, 7:44 am
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      Scoodly-oop BAP dee-adah, LAPTOP

      (it was a hit in the 1940s)

  7. DailyBrad

    07/18/2019, 12:10 am
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    Oh hey, these two, been a hot minute.

    Also, forgot Billie doesn’t wear her glasses around this wing much. Hope she’s got some contacts in.

    1. Delicious Taffy

      07/18/2019, 12:16 am
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      Glasses are for people who don’t have a compulsive need to submit to brown-nosers.

  8. etherealdesiign

    07/18/2019, 12:13 am
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    billie, you made a mistake by starting to actually do your journalism work again. don’t you know that in a few years…… weeks… whatever, sliding timescale, people like you and i will be the first ones up against the wall?

    1. Delicious Taffy

      07/18/2019, 12:14 am
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      Too real.

    2. Lacuna

      07/18/2019, 12:19 am
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      I don’t have a pithy comment, but there’s an Internet hug here if you need it.

    3. Needfuldoer

      07/18/2019, 2:00 am
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      I do not envy the folks working in the field every day, especially when they’re driving marked vehicles and relatively slow vans. That’s just an automatic 100 point stealth penalty. At least this area is pretty solid blue, so we get more trouble from idiot teenagers who think they’re funny than we do from Orange Julius superfans.

  9. ShinyNeen

    07/18/2019, 12:15 am
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    Oh, cool, there’s still a chance we can hear how Becky’s interview went!

    Seriously Billie, talk about Becky and what she’s up to. I bet Nash and Rose would totally be into that. And then we’d get to learn how the interview went!

    1. Poofdepoof

      07/18/2019, 12:35 am
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      LOL the power of favoritism I was neutral about this and then you reminding me about the Becky connection has got me all atwitter.

  10. abysswatcher1993

    07/18/2019, 12:21 am
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    Billie is going to regret being idolized by these girls.

    1. Marsh Maryrose

      07/18/2019, 12:54 am
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      As a longtime reader of Something Positive, I can’t help thinking of Davan MacIntire’s catgirl fans. (Spoiler: it did not end well.)

      Billie may believe that the Fan Girls 3 adore her, but the reality is that they worship an idol that they have constructed in their own minds. If she ever fails to be that idol, things might not go well for her either.

      1. Opus the Poet

        07/18/2019, 1:32 am
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        As I recall the Will Weaton of that universe is no longer ambidextrous. Since he lacks the requisite number of hands to be ambidextrous.

  11. Keulen

    07/18/2019, 12:22 am
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    I know the girls in this hall are in general pretty nice, but I think I would find their nosey behavior irritating after a while.

    1. Delicious Taffy

      07/18/2019, 12:38 am
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      Gosh, you’d be irritated by having instances of SCP-001-A as dorm mates? I guess I could see it.

      1. Newllend(henryvolt)

        07/18/2019, 1:18 am
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        Yo are on fire tonight.

        1. Delicious Taffy

          07/18/2019, 1:49 am

          Well, ya better put the poor fellow out! Huh-ha! Huh-ha!

        2. etherealdesiign

          07/18/2019, 3:54 am

          : |

    2. Isactuallyabear

      07/18/2019, 12:59 am
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      I’m surprised Billie wasn’t more annoyed at their nosiness.

  12. Dean

    07/18/2019, 12:37 am
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    Tomorrow’s newspaper headline: PLAGUE OF NOSEY-PARKERISM IN FORREST QUAD CONTINUES UNABATED.

  13. Bagge

    07/18/2019, 12:56 am
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    Billie ALSO wants to gossip… but she has work to do.

  14. JessWitt

    07/18/2019, 12:59 am
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    Interesting that Billie got a slight redesign on her lips. Just pointing it out.

    1. Delicious Taffy

      07/18/2019, 1:51 am
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      Has she had lips before?

      1. Sunny

        07/18/2019, 6:09 am
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        She wore lipstick for her date with Ruth, so that’s one piece of evidence for her lips existing.

        1. StClair

          07/18/2019, 9:21 pm

          “My art teacher wants me to stop making up anatomy that doesn’t exist.”

      2. JessWitt

        07/18/2019, 2:37 pm
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        Exactly. Well except for that time Sunny mentioned.

  15. tirachokko

    07/18/2019, 1:08 am
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    sometimes i wonder if i’ve been/i am a billie and then wonder what that means for life. i just wanna be cool, man

    1. Delicious Taffy

      07/18/2019, 1:48 am
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      You can find books on how to be cool (and lots of other books, too) at your local library.

      1. Agemegos

        07/18/2019, 4:04 am
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        If you ever see a copy of True Hip by Ignatius Jones, take it as heartily recommended. “Instant style for the modern desperado”.

  16. Sporky

    07/18/2019, 1:09 am
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    Is it just me, or is the shading different in this strip? It feels like there are more flat colors, and they’re a little more saturated than normal too. Maybe it’s just to make this dorm look different from the other one. (I forget their names)

  17. Delicious Taffy

    07/18/2019, 1:16 am
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    So, I was watching a video and one of the guys in it mentioned people online wanting to start using “dismantled” instead of “disabled”. Has anyone else heard of this? I can’t find anything with a quick Google search, but maybe it’s just obscure?

    1. Needfuldoer

      07/18/2019, 1:50 am
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      Being dismantled sounds like the worse option, honestly.

      1. Delicious Taffy

        07/18/2019, 1:56 am
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        Right? It sounds a lot more active, like something deliberate was done to the person. It brings to mind images of mad scientists or alien vivisection.

        1. Inahc

          07/18/2019, 10:00 pm

          It sounds like what happened in Connie Swap Episode 35. :/ It was not pretty.

      2. DonDueed

        07/18/2019, 6:55 am
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        No disassemble! No disassemble!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      07/18/2019, 4:10 am
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      Dismantled sounds like you have limbs and other bits removed from ya.

      1. Kamino Neko

        07/18/2019, 4:53 am
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        Even worse than that…that would be amputation or dismemberment (depending on how and why it happened)…

        Dismantling isn’t something that’s done to humans, or even animals…it’s something done to inanimate objects.

    3. Kamino Neko

      07/18/2019, 4:35 am
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      That’s a seriously dehumanizing phrasing.

      1. Zee

        07/18/2019, 12:25 pm
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        It sounds like a joke an amputee would make to make light of their own situation. Which is always something I dig

  18. nooB

    07/18/2019, 1:26 am
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    I still can’t get used to Billie with her hair open…

  19. PB

    07/18/2019, 1:32 am
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    Hey Billie! Tired of the boot-licking yet?

  20. Jay

    07/18/2019, 2:17 am
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    I love these nosy and annoying characters so much.

  21. BenRG

    07/18/2019, 2:40 am
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    In which Billie learns that most of her problems appears to be other people!

    1. Deathjavu

      07/18/2019, 8:09 am
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      I don’t buy this…some large portion of her problems are definitely from herself, not from any other people.

      1. Jago

        07/18/2019, 11:23 am
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        Yeah but since when is Billie very observant.

  22. DarkoNeko

    07/18/2019, 3:46 am
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    At least put your glases on when using a computer~

  23. Pylgrim

    07/18/2019, 4:11 am
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    Man, for once I relate to Billie. Sometimes when you are busy and trying to get things done, you don’t have the mind to stop and explain exactly what you are doing to random curious people; you don’t even have the mind to search for the right words so you say “things” and “stuff”. NO, that doesn’t mean I’m trying to be “mysterious” or “evasive!!!

    1. thejeff

      07/18/2019, 8:57 am
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      Except that Billie is likely to be trying to be evasive, since she’s been shown to be invested in her cheerleader image here and in her mind that likely doesn’t include journalism. She’s been evasive about lots of other things in this dorm.

      1. Charlotte

        07/18/2019, 11:42 am
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        Oh, I think writing for the student newspaper counts as cool. Billie was the editor of the paper in high school, too, and it was part of her successful high school persona.
        Her new dorm-mates are going to lap this up.

        1. BBCC

          07/18/2019, 12:53 pm

          Journalism ‘isn’t what her dorm mates pictured’ about her, so she doesn’t talk about it.

        2. Liquid Len

          07/18/2019, 3:48 pm

          Maybe this kind of journalism? 😀

  24. Rabisch

    07/18/2019, 7:51 am
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    Ugh..people who read someone else’s journal are the worst! It’s a huge violation of the privacy.

  25. Eyebrow

    07/18/2019, 8:18 am
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    It looks like Rose is trying out for a job as Clippy. Would she like a CV template?

    1. ValdVin

      07/18/2019, 8:34 pm
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      Intended meta joke? Great stuff.

  26. yo

    07/18/2019, 8:45 am
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    I forgot Billie existed for a bit there lol. Been so much else going on story wise for a while. Last we saw of her she was rude to Ruth and Ruth got super upset right? Hope they talk about that rather than keep drifting apart.

  27. C.T Phipps

    07/18/2019, 8:47 am
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    Billie should hook up with one of her henchwomen and get the Ruth out of her system.

    Then find out Ruth didn’t realize they were broken up.

    BECAUSE DRAMA.

  28. Alan in DC

    07/18/2019, 9:03 am
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    Nothing at all to do with today’s strip, but I’m hearing this morning about an arson fire at an animation studio in Kyoto Japan. Details are moving slowly, but anywhere from 26 to 33 artists and animation experts have been killed.
    Artists. Cartoon makers. My God….
    Whatever your faith or feelings, please devote some time today to their creativity and memory.

    1. C.T Phipps

      07/18/2019, 1:10 pm
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      Oh My God, that’s horrible.

  29. Jim

    07/18/2019, 9:46 am
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    Forest Billie reminds me of Mary…

    1. Jago

      07/18/2019, 11:23 am
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      That’s being really generous towards Mary.

  30. Charlotte

    07/18/2019, 11:40 am
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    What is wrong with the people in this dorm? How did they manage to cultivate this utterly bizarre middle school social environment?
    I’d find it so aggravating to live there, and I wonder if Billie is not going to feel this eventually, too. (Lucy is already feeling it.)

    (This does remind me of the time in 4th grade, when my best friend read the diary of another girl in the class, which obviously was not cool and caused a lot of drama.)

  31. C.T Phipps

    07/18/2019, 1:09 pm
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    I really like Forest Quad in part because it’s so out of step with the rest of the frustrating reality of college. It is weird because I’m ALSO aggravated about reality having not crushed them and made them identical drones to the rest of society.

    I don’t know why I have any feelings that way and dislike that.

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