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Demonstration
Posted on February 13, 2012 by David M Willis

193 thoughts on “Demonstration”

  1. Jen Aside

    Nothing…?

    Either Amber or Joe will be disappointed, either way.

    1. MarcusDaran

      Well billie did sais she had to go work on an article so maybe danny didnt felt it right and the just talked?

    2. Jerrery

      If nothing happened, I bet Billie was the disappointed one.

  2. Mkvenner

    Bull.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Maybe he ‘leaked his story’ out before the ‘indepth interview could happen.

      1. Andrew

        I just want to give you the highest of fives.

      2. Deathscreton

        What you did there, I see it.

      3. Marksers

        That is quite possibly the best journalism pun which I have ever read online, lol

        Well done!
        Also, your name & its link rule 😛

      4. Tualha

        You win the thread.

      5. ProjectXa3

        And a free internet!

      6. ProjectXa3

        And a free internet!

      7. twobeef

        Piling on the love for this hot scoop right here.

      8. Phillip Wilde

        ALL THE AWARDS.

      9. Arkadi

        Yosh. That was just epic.

      10. Roborat

        You just became my hero, can I have an autographed picture?

      11. Plasma Mongoose

        What can I say to all you guys and gals but TY, TY, Thank You.

      12. Kernanator

        See, this is why you are Number 1 to me.

  3. Ragnal

    And if you believe THAT, fans, I have a bridge to sell you on the moon.

    1. Darth Shadow

      I’ll pay you what I payed your mom last night.

      A NICKEL.

    2. mechaqua

      How much is this bridge you speak of?

    3. Aizat

      Bridge? No one uses bridges to get to the moon anymore. We use elevators now.

      1. mechaqua

        What if the elevator is broken? then what what will you do? You’ll be like ah man i wish i bought that bridge earlier. but its too late cause i bough that bridge and ill be chilling on the moon with the moonites but then they will probably rob me and give me the finger. Damn you Ragnal and your bridge to the moon!

        1. Aizat

          Well, there’s the space ramp and the Everywhere Door.

        2. mechaqua

          Yeah but the space ramp takes forever and the everywhere door as reliable as the DC subway system.

        3. Aizat

          Hey, at least the Everywhere Door(or was it the Anywhere Door) is cheaper than the Intergalactic Express or Space Bridge may or may not send you halfway across the galaxy.

        4. mechaqua

          I concede in this debate the everywhere door is probably more cost effective then buying the bridge.

        5. Tucker

          No no no, you just need a Stairway to Heaven®

        6. Aizat

          No stairway, denied.

        7. Vivvav

          We still have stairs.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        He said bridge ON the moon, not TO the moon.

        1. Aizat

          Why would you need a bridge on the moon, anyway? To go jump of it?

        2. Rimaslxbya

          Bungie jumping on the moon! Moongie jumping!

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Those craters can be pretty big and pretty deep and if you are wearing a heavy spacesuit, even 1/6th gravity can really really hurt like the dickens.

    4. lordphulish

      Did you buy it from Newt Gingrich?

    5. isitsevenyet

      This is Willis we’re dealing with, here. Absolutely ANYTHING is possible.

    6. Steven Fisher

      This is Danny. Of course nothing happened.

  4. Aizat

    Yeah, “nothing” happened

    1. fellixe

      Might be a typo. I heard “absolute nutting happened.”

  5. mechaqua

    Ok I may have made a comment once that Danny should continue digging deeper into the hole because eventually he will come out on top on the other side. Truth be told that is not good advice Danny stop digging the damn hole.

    1. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

      Soooo, Danny should stop being Danny, then.

      While we’re at it…

      Billie should stop drinking, go to AA meetings and such, quit confusing College with Dazed and Confused, and working on being less of a Canis familiaris of the female variety in general.

      Amber should stop copying the premise from Kick-Ass.

      Joe could afford to tone down his Warren Beatty syndrome a bit, as this country has enough womanizing douchebags as it is.

      Mike could be rendered harmless if someone would only drop his master ring in the fires of Orodruin from which he forged it.

      Dorothy needs to both get over herself and adopt a much more pragmatic outlook (therefore much less naive) towards her aspirations, be they political or whatnot.

      Sal needs quit focusing on honing her James Dean persona all the damn time to at least take advantage of being enrolled in a 4 year University so, you know, Taco Bell and Stripping aren’t her best means of financial support, once she gets tired of living with her parents, 4 years from now.

      Rocksteady needs to fix Arkham City’s bugs with the Logitech Dual Action gamepads and make with some Scarecrow and Black Mask side-Mission DLC Chop-chop!

      Alright, I’m Done.

      1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

        Why stop when you can accelerate 120% faster?

        Billie will be so ravenous she will pounce on any men in campus.

        Amber decide to become full time Amazi-Girl, no more weak Amber!

        Joe is male equivalent of Billie, they can be partner in crime (or partner in hanky panky timey).

        Mike will do EVERYONE for a nickel.

        Dorothy became a politician.

        Sal will carry a RPG rocket launcher and “create” holes for her escape, and making money.

        Rocksteady will say f*ck it, and create a Batman Superman crossover game without DC permission and getting millions from it.

        Alrighty I’m done here too!

        1. Rowen Morland

          “Sal will carry a RPG rocket launcher and “create” holes for her escape, and making money.”

          Yes please!

      2. mechaqua

        So your suggesting character development should occur? the Arkham city stuff I have no clue what your talking about because I didn’t play the game.

        1. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

          Just being sarcastic, and snarking over what I otherwise agree
          about is all.

          The Arkham City bit was a little non sequitur humor. Oh, and
          scratch the Black Mask DLC remark. Just found out it’s part of
          the Robin DLC. Just the Scarecrow DLC now.
          Scared that what’s left of Professor Crane won’t make an Arkham
          City appearance? Yes I am…

  6. agentksilver

    Amber you are a cool person.

    1. Aizat

      She’s cool to you, hot to me.

      1. Kernanator

        Either way, she is awesome.

        1. mechaqua

          Would you say she is amazing girl????

        2. Kernanator

          GAHAHAHA, PUNS!

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          I wouldn’t mind checking out those puns. 😀

        4. Aizat

          These are not your dad’s puns, these are energy puns. TURBOPUNS!

        5. Skydron

          Are you sure you’re not more interested in checking
          out her buns?

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          ….maybe… 😀

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          ….maybe… 😀

        8. BriGuy

          One for each, eh Mongoose?

        9. mechaqua

          There suppose to be an after is.

        10. Wakks

          There’s supposed to be an an after an.

        11. fellixe

          Who’s Ann?

        12. Aizat

          Ann Tagonist.*rimshot*

        13. mechaqua

          You know I really wish I had the option to edit my posts, because usually when I make a grammatical or syntax errors, I don’t usually realize I did until much latter. Then some one points it out, and makes me feel like a complete dumb ass.

    2. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      Cool cool or frozen cool?

  7. addude

    Did they hear Joe slam the door? Joe you cocked blocked?! How dare you?!

    1. Kernanator

      Dude, Joe is standing right there. You can see his shirt. He hasn’t closed the door at all.

      1. mechaqua

        Which makes me wonder why is Joe just standing there? I would personally like to avoid this drama.

      2. Jetstream

        He means opening and slamming the door when Billie and Danny were bangin’

        1. Kernanator

          Oooooooh, that makes more sense.

  8. Wonder Wig

    The internet in the DOA universe is half Joe and Roz doing it, and half Amazi-Girl beating the crap out of guys in alleys.

    1. a99steaksauce

      Hey, dont forget the section for pajama jeans.

      1. ryan

        half joe and roz doing it
        half amazi-girl beating the crap out of guys in alleys
        half pajama jeans
        half dexter and monkey master torrents

        anything else?

        1. fellixe

          Spam

        2. Zababcd

          Apparently there is shipping on the DoA net, if Joyce is to be believed. Although that could be in the Joe/Roz comments.

      2. nekobawt

        or wherever joyce learned about shipping.

  9. Roninwolf

    But demonstrations are always better!

    Plus, I’m not buying that last pannel

    1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      He (Danny) can always turned into Quick Draw McGraw!

  10. Kernanator

    Amber does make a good point. Danny really doesn’t owe her any loyalty.

    I bet it doesn’t make it hurt any less.

    1. Aizat

      Well, it hurts the shippers.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        At least we know of two red-headed girls with glasses Danny might have a small chance to get with.

        1. Kernanator

          Huh? Who?

        2. Aizat

          Ruth and someone else.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Ruth and Mandy.

          Mandy is the girl with the short hair and glasses that you might recall seeing on some of these gravs before.

        4. Aizat

          That cool looking skater chick?

        5. Lauren

          “the girl with the short hair and glasses that you might recall seeing on some of these gravs before.”

          Oh, well that narrows it down.

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          From L to R: Marcie, Grace, Mandy and Sierra.

        7. Kernanator

          Ooooh, right.

    2. Ridureyu

      Danny’s just being a selfish ass. If this is any indication, he’s the type of guy who would want an “open” relationship where his girl must remain fiathful to him, but he can sleep around.

      1. Kernanator

        To be fair to him, he probably does feel like an ass at the moment. Assuming things actually happened. And maybe even if they didn’t, but he wanted them to.

  11. Blob Marley

    Oh my glob, I want to know what happens!!!!!!!

    I should probably drink less.

    1. Kernanator

      Blob, with that reference, you are now my fourth favorite person in the DOA comments.

      1. Blob Marley

        So who do I have to murder to steal the #3 spot? It’s MkVenner, isn’t it? I always knew we’d have to fight to the death one day… Nothing personal.

        1. Aizat

          #3 Mkvenner
          #2 Kernanator
          #1 Plasma Mongoose
          Myself:#127.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          So I win the gold condom while Kerny gets the silver one, like the one he has on top of Roz’s head. 😀

        3. Kernanator

          Technically, you are #3, since Locke and Asuka L. S. are tied for second.

          First place belongs to Plasma, obviously.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          I don’t have to give a speech do I?

        5. Aizat

          Yes you do. It’s customary for the #1 guy to gloat.

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          I’m not the gloating type, when you are as awesome as I am, modestly becomes second nature. 😛

        7. Izzy

          I’m glad I’m not on this list. Lists scare me.

        8. Aizat

          You are #120. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

        9. Tucker

          ohshittheresalistibetterfixmyhairorsomethingormaybegetsomenewshoesbutdefinitelynotworkonbeingfunnierbecausethatcantbewhatslistisabout

        10. Tucker

          And the long ramble about the list was subsequently lost to a world with no forced word wrapping. Sometimes, when you type too far into a new comment, you can see a little bit more of it. When you do, think of the words lost, and remember.

        11. Shippy McShipper

          You know, at first I thought you said “…and may beget some new shoes…”

  12. Henry

    Speaking of demonstrations, I believe that was a demonstration, of sorts; don’t fuck with Amber. Or anyone she gives a crapola about.

  13. NF

    That’s an awful lot of shirtlessness for “nothing.”

    1. mechaqua

      It was a very intense session of journalism. Obviously what happen is Danny got hot and took his shirt and possibly his pants off.

      1. Blob Marley

        That reminds me of a time when, the summer after high school, I was at my girlfriend’s house. We were in her room, under her covers, shirts off, doing… journalism. We had forgotten to lock the door before beginning our “private interview.”

        Her sister, a Freshman in high school, walks in and asks what we’re doing. “It’s cold in here,” I say, clutching the blankets tighter to my neck, hoping little sis won’t catch a glimpse of a bare shoulder.

        “Why is your shirt on the floor?”

        “… I was hot.”

        “Uhh, okay, well… I’m gonna go make lunch. You guys hungry?”

        So, yeah, journalism can easily lead to shirtlessness and NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED GUISE I SWEARS IT!

        1. Tualha

          After an interruption like that, I can believe it 🙂

        2. Tucker

          That sounded like it could have turned into a video I saw on the internet once.

  14. Scotty Van

    Yyyyyeeeeaaahhhh, getting a free pass on the truth is NOT a good time to lie to someone, Danny.

    1. invisiblemoose

      I wouldn’t have called that a free pass, given this is a lady he is fond of. And I wanna see how this pans out before accusing him of lying. idk.

    2. Aizat

      Yeah but would she believe that a hot girl came to his room and she forced herself on him? I’ve seen some weird stuff in my lifetime but even if it is true, that still a little far fetched.

      1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

        But it still happened, the truth is hard to swallow…. um…..

  15. vlademir1

    Hmmm…

    From Danny I could almost believe that nothing happened… *heads off to read Shortpacked, then the last two weeks of DoA again*

    1. vlademir1

      As little as Billie’s hair is mussed between a week ago last Friday and last Wednesday, I have to assume something happened… but not nearly so much as Billie was willing to have happen. Danny’s story is sorta credible, if unbelievable.

  16. Bishop

    Is he wearing pants at all?

    1. mechaqua

      Amber good job keeping your alter ego secret no one suspects your Amazi-girl.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Why would she be Amazi-Girl? Amber wears glasses.

    2. Kernanator

      Well, considering not a single panel in last Friday or today’s comics have shown him below the waist… maybe.

    3. Aizat

      Nope, Danny is showcasing his one eyed champ to his possible love interest.

      1. a99steaksauce

        He has to impress her early on or else the Joe of the pack will take her.

    4. Tualha

      Sure he’s wearing pants. Note the lack of reaction from Joe, last strip.

  17. DiDi

    *cocks the highest eyebrow*

    Nothing happened? Then what the hell was he so thrilled about telling Joe? And why is his shirt off? Plus what’s the deal with him trailing off in that really guilty way when he said journalism? And just what was Joe looking at then??

    Although… for everyone else who thought that the tryst was a bit fast… maybe that could explain it. Not knowing how much time passed between strips or not.

    1. Kernanator

      It turns out that he couldn’t get it up. He was just excited to tell Joe that a girl actually came on to him. Obviously he didn’t want Amber to know, but in the process he made it look even worse than what it really was. Joe was looking at “Mr. Limpy”.

      Yes, I know I’m grasping at straws. Shut up and leave me and my hole-ridden ship alone.

      1. mechaqua

        You could possibly use the straw to try to plug up the hole but i don’t think would be effective.

      2. Aizat

        Or that his pipe is as stiff as a stiff.

    2. CelestialEmpress

      Am I the only one who giggled that you said “cocks”?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        At least you didn’t say “He said cocks he he he *snort*” 😀

    3. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      Maybe he draw the gun too quickly?

    4. ryan

      “joe, you’ll never believe it! this reporter came to our room and interviewed me about the time that superhero saved me!”

    5. Aegon01

      His shirt is off because Billie tore it off. Even if they only ended up making out, he’s not going to put it back on halfway through. And he didn’t put a shirt back on before talking to Joe.

  18. Darksen

    Aw, now you’ve done it Danny.

    When you’ve offended someone, there is nothing you can do to tick them off faster than to belittle the offense in question. Even after he did it the first time she was trying to drop it, but now…

  19. Stephen

    “Nothing” was an Elizabethan euphemism for “vagina” and “noting” (which at the time, sounded quite similar to “nothing”) was a euphemism for “sex”, so Danny isn’t lying, he’s making a Shakespearean double entendre.

    1. Peruhain

      That gives “whispering sweet nothings” a whole new dimension of meaning. :p

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Not to mention the saying “Nothing fishy is going on here.”

        1. SethGunter

          Nothing to see here, Move along please

    2. Blue

      …I love you a little for bringing this up.

      Why yes, I am a Shakespeare nerd. xP

  20. gangler

    Holy Crap! Danny is Amazigirl! Else why would she show such special attention to his personal assailants?

    1. Kernanator

      But if Danny is Amazi-Girl, how can Amazi-Girl have saved Danny from those punks? Unless…

      OH MY GOD, DANNY IS JACK AND AMAZI-GIRL IS TYLER DURDEN!!! HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

      1. mechaqua

        you just blew my mind… Wait who the hell are these people???

        1. Kernanator

          Fight Club.

        2. mechaqua

          I am extremely ashamed that i didn’t recognize the reference.

        3. lightsabermario

          Well, to be fair, people don’t talk about it much.

        4. Aizat

          First rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club.

        5. invisiblemoose

          Yes, that was the joke.

      2. NF

        This is so babies.

        1. Kernanator

          But is it babies MacIntyre?

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Worse, its thalidomide babies.

      3. Cheredarenee

        WIN!

  21. Scoot

    I want to hear Danny’s explanation NOW

    1. Kernanator

      “Funny story. You see, I was helping her set up her recording equipment, but then I tripped and my penis fell into her vagina. Really.”

      1. Scoot

        My avatar is my reaction to the story. I’m still wondering if Danny is wearing pants.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Who needs pants when journalism is involed?

        2. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

          Pantsless Journalism! Maybe this can be Willis’ new webcomic series!

        3. ryan

          billie just wants the interviewee to feel comfortable.

        4. ryan

          billie just wants the interviewee to feel comfortable.

  22. aydr

    😀 Danny is not the sort to be lying. Yay!

  23. Wack'd

    So either Danny’s telling the truth or Willis is trying to make me hate Danny.

    1. Aizat

      Well of course nothing happens. Danny is just getting “interviewed”. That’s all.

      1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

        Yeah, oral interview is a very important part of journalism.

  24. Ter

    Say that to your lack of pajama pants, Danny :/

  25. Imska

    I dunno guys, from what I’ve gathered Danny’s not really the type to lie, even to save face. I’m gonna believe him.

  26. Cheredarenee

    says the naked guy *raises an incredulous eyebrow*

  27. Azukar

    Danny has a strange definition of “nothing”…

    1. HumanDoctor

      Nothing is what Danny calls his penis.

      1. Maycroft

        “Nothing” actually happened… with his penis.

        1. HumanDoctor

          It cost a nickel with your mums femurs in her faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?

          (Kinda new to the comments section, I use those memes right?)

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Kinda but if you meme all over the place, you will be the one who has to mop up afterwards, got it? 😛

  28. Maycroft

    knowing Danny, it may be true.

    1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      Knowing Mike, it may be a nickel.

  29. LiC

    So… he didn’t actually hook up with Billie? Aww… Joe’s gonna be so disappointed!

    1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      Disappointed? are you sure about that? 😉

      1. LiC

        Probably. After all, Joe’s been trying to get Danny laid since the semester started. And judging by the fact he added Dorothy to his list before the break-up even happened, I think its safe to assume he’s okay with sloppy seconds.

        1. Tucker

          Wow, Joe’s been at that for a week now! Just imagine the emotional investment!

        2. LiC

          Considering its Joe we’re talking about…

  30. shoeboxjeddy

    Is nothing like third base? I guess that’s kinda like nothing? Except not really…

  31. Aesir

    I would laugh so hard if we learn next issue that Danny’s been totally naked during this entire conversation

  32. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

    Now now, with DoA comic show most of their characters waist up, I can resume that all of them are pantsless.

    1. Aizat

      Is it wrong that I’m imagining Joe’s junk touching the floor?

      1. Tualha

        Why not, it’s been everywhere else…

      2. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

        Hey now, the floor also want a piece of Joe too!

  33. Tualha

    You know…I think Danny’s actually telling the truth. I think Joe saw them just before he stopped her. I wonder if it was because of Amber, or he just doesn’t like things so casual, or what?

    1. Tualha

      Amber might not have to take their word for it – I think Billie’s recorder might have been on…

      1. Zababcd

        I also believe Danny.

  34. A_Lost_Prophet

    Huh, I guessed that Danny would chicken out when Billy got started. Then again, something else might have happened.

    PREDICTION: Danny chickened out of sex.

    1. HumanDoctor

      Yeah. Agreed.

  35. Drunknbgfoot

    Well I know from experience that when the door to your dorm opens and shuts like what Joe did, all sexy time pretty much stops… unless the girl wants to be found lol

  36. fellixe

    “No, see, I didn’t really have time to do this interview but the publuc’s need to know is important and all. So I scheduled it at the same time as my Franklin bath…”

    1. Aizat

      Publuc? Is that a new word?

      1. Heavensrun

        Sounds appropriately dirty.

  37. Jinxed44

    Man, this kinda feels like a cop out…
    Though feels like it is a bit too soon to pull the main drama tab, I’ll admit.

  38. Fruit Punch Tsunami

    Danny, having extended conversations with people while in the hallway naked is NOT OKAY.

    1. Tualha

      I say again, he isn’t naked. Joe would have reacted if he were.

  39. G4N

    In before Journalism actually happens soon after Amber leaves.

  40. Blue

    Bahahaha. Didn’t catch where Danny was looking in the fourth panel until now. Still a few options for what exactly he’s looking at, though.

  41. a99steaksauce

    Wait till he tries telling Amber that Billie jumped his bones for having an old computer.

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