It's the final week of the Dumbing of Age Book 6 Kickstarter, and I'm taking inventory of all of the character magnets we've unlocked so far though stretch goals. (And we're pretty close to unlocking Joe and Jacob as well.) Let's see, we got:
- Becky (comes free with any pledge which involves me mailing you a physical object)
- Jocelyne
- Carla
- Raptor Attack Dina
- Leslie
- Robin
- Monkey Master
- Dexter
- Joyce
- Galasso
368 thoughts on “Baby gay”
Ana Chronistic
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGALLY QUESTIONABLE OTP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(j/k I’m p sure they’re both >18 IS OKAYS)
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TWINSIES
Dara
4000% twinsies
Aeron
If they were any twinsier, Leslie’s hair would be red.
Proxiehunter
Not if Becky is actually taking her class it isn’t. Other than that if they’re over 18 I don’t think it matters if they’re a student as long as they’re not you’re student.
Proxiehunter
Your damn it. I shouldn’t type tired I always typo more.
timemonkey
Becky couldn’t afford the books let alone actually paying for classes.
Fart Captor
She’ll need a lot of financial aid, but it’s not impossible. That seems to be her plan at least
Needfuldoer
One step at a time, she needs to get her housing situation sorted out first. She’s got her income from waitressing at Galasso’s, which should give her enough of a budget to find shared housing or a studio plus leave headroom to build savings. There are plenty of rooms and 1-bedroom apartments listed on Bloomington Craigslist for what look like reasonable, certainly attainable prices (at least compared to my area). The market might be a little thinner in-comic, since it’s fall and all the sophomores, juniors, and seniors are back again.
Remember, her father probably co-signed the financial aid (student loans) that paid for Anderson. Everything offered on the paperwork they signed was based on his credit, with the additional liability of her projected future financial situation. Becky wants nothing to do with him anymore so she’ll have to apply on her own, with no tangible assets to her name and no credit history.
Room and board is typically your biggest cost for college anyway. In my experience dorms work out close to $1500/mo, the price for a 2-bedroom or one floor of a triple-decker off campus. IRL IU generally requires all first year undergrads to live on campus for at least 2 semesters, though they make exceptions on a case-by-case basis. If she can get affordable housing and the staff make an exception on financial grounds, she should be able to attend classes for just the cost of tuition and supplies.
Disclaimer: I am not an accountant, just a Jack Benny level cheapskate.
nightsbridge
Looks like the average for a studio apartment in Bloomington is . . . 600 dollars?
. . .
Yeah, that’s not affordable on part time minimum wage.
Killjoy
Good gravy, where I am in SW MI, I can get a two-bedroom (I use one for an office) for under $700 a month, and it’s in a “metro area” with a major college.
Maybe it’s availability of units? Monroe county (where Bloomington is) has barely more than half the population of this county, but the university enrollment is actually twice as high, so maybe the college population dominates the housing economics of the area more than it does here.
Liliaeth
You’re serious? Those are prices Americans actually pay for renting a dormroom for a month?
That’s…
How is that even possible for parents to pay for one kid, let out if you have more than one at college age?
The KUB is one of Belgium’s most prestigious universities and their prices come down to:
Bachelor €230 (basic) + €11 (per studypoint)
Master €230 (basic) + €11 (per studypoint)
PhD €445 (first and last jaar)
And those are the prices for a year.
Dorms are the big expense there as well I’d imagine, and in Brussels:
for a furnished student room you pay €350 to €450, charges included
for a furnished short-term studio (6 months to 1 year) €450 to €700, charges not included
for a non-furnished long-term studio €600, charges not included
And those are considered high here, with it being Brussels and all that…
Leorale
It can be far worse in private colleges, and the prices inflate every year.
Families use their life savings on it, and/or you get a whole lot of student debt, and/or schools with big endowments give you some as financial aid.
Back in the day, colleges cost far far less, and it was actually possible to work your way through school. The expectation was that you’d get a summer job or take a loan, but you’d be really hirable for well-paid careers after college, so it would be pretty easy to gradually pay it back. That’s no longer so true, people are made to take huge loans, and if you get a job afterwards, it takes many many years to pay it back.
Andy
Private schools scare the hell out of me. There are many that are honorable, but there are a number of for-profit operators that *encourage* students to sign up for more and more loans, and steer students toward the riskiest loans, to increase their profit margins.
Roborat
Yup, my daughter’s student loans and other accumulated debt is going to take her twice as long to pay off as it took her to get her B. Comm in the first place, and that doesn’t include the shit ton of money we put in.
Andy
“How is that even possible for parents to pay for one kid, let out if you have more than one at college age?”
Debt, mostly.
I’m extraordinarily lucky that my family had the money to put me through college debt-free. I mean, I took community college before transferring to a state university and lived at home the whole time, which cut WAY down on costs (and this was in the Los Angeles area, where housing prices are exorbitant. It also helped that the university I went to is highly rated for not excessively loading students down and helping them get jobs, but jeebus the amount of debt some of my friends graduated with is frightening. At CSU, I was paying about $3000 per semester, before books and gas, though most of that was helped by a Pell Grant too.
Liliaeth
You’d think that even those people who aren’t in college themselves would instantly vote for any candidate willing to lower down the cost of college, just in case they might one day have kids. I mean, it’s how we keep our university costs at a reasonable amount, and it’s not like American universities are any better than European ones.
What worries me most, is how many American universities are more focused on how much they can spend on their sport teams, than how much they spend on actual education in the first place.
trlkly
You’re forgetting that a lot of rich people like to stay better than everyone else, Lilaeth. So they push the idea that it’s bad to accept “handouts.”
Nevermind that the same people usually accept FAFSA. Which, if you have a cheap enough (community) college, can actually cover it all.
Minder
This is why the joke exists that all millennials are drowning in student debt.
It’s funny because it’s true!
Killjoy
The prices for university education have gone up at a bit more than twice the rate of inflation for the last ~25 years in the US. Like health care (which also “mysteriously” rises at a rate far higher than inflation), there’s a lot of bleating about how to cover that cost, and almost no attention paid to figuring out or addressing why the cost is bloating out of control.
In both cases, all the talk about how to cover the costs is pretty much rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
Sugarfat Blackman
“How is that even possible for parents to pay for one kid, let out if you have more than one at college age?”
Debt. Tons and tons of debt. That no one reasonably expects will ever actually get paid. Capitalism is a farce.
Roborat
My two kids overlapped two years in there post secondary education. Finances got very tight for me.
Killjoy
How is this “capitalism” when it’s state universities and government-enforced student debt?
Fart Captor
@Killjoy: Because most student loans aren’t actually from the government, even if they’re backed by it.
The government covers the risk, but private companies collect the interest, while the law makes student debt nearly impossible to escape.
Halpful
It may be legal, but it still breaks the “half your age plus seven” rule.
Better throw in some time-travel shenanigans! 😉
BBCC
So Leslie’s lower limit is 22.
@zombieundergrnd
I don’t think half plus seven applies to gay people because their pool is much more limited so they probably don’t care about that particular bit of decorum.
BBCC
I disagree intensely with that. Smaller dating pools don’t make potential for abuse/uneven power dynamics any less between an 18 year old and a 30 year old. I think people would be justified keeping a closer eye on them for red flags on grounds of age. It wouldn’t bother me if Becky were like 25-26, but she’s not.
Also, age of consent laws are a thing for a reason. If it goes beneath it, that’s a ‘back off’ sign.
Killjoy
30 with 18? Usually too much of a gap in life experience.
But, I’m of the opinion that once both people are at “out of college” age, then they’re fully adults that have to deal with far bigger risks and decisions every day, and it’s their own damn business who they date or what the age gap is.
BBCC
Exactly.
I just threw out 25-26 as an example. It’d still be a bit much if she were just fresh out of college – that’s still ‘find job, find house, get life settled’ territory and Leslie’s got all that done. That still sounds like a good recipe for predatory fucks who like to prey on younger folks. That said, I’d be less uncomfortable than if they were 18. I’d be watching for red flags for a while, but I’d be much more quickly satisfied that there wasn’t a problem.
Sometimes it can work out and, as long as everyone’s consenting (and no, someone under the age of consent is BY DEFINITION not consenting) it is up to them to decide they’re willing to try. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be suspicious of Leslie dating so much younger until I was satisfied she wasn’t a creep.
Gesc
You make it sound like there’s only hundreds of them. Which wouldn’t make it okay then, either. It’s still liking someone, I think all the same rules apply.
And yeah, consent. It’s a thing.
Fridge_Logik
Depending on your locality there might be only hundreds of them or even fewer. No matter where you are the dating pool is much smaller: something on the order of a factor of 30 if we focus on people who identify as gay or lesbian.
I have a friend who just married a man more than twice his age. They make each other incredibly happy (The friend is objectively happier even when not with their partner). Age was a bit of a concern when they first started dating, but ultimately they realized that they liked each other and that they were tired of being alone. And then they fell in love!
Liliaeth
Yeah, I see that excuse used often enough. Age differences might lose meaning, once the youngest of the two passes 21, at the very least, but as long as one of the two is still under twenty, I’d say that any age difference higher than three to five years, there’s a difference in terms of understanding and consent. And it would definitely be taking advantage of the other, on the older partner’s side
Benjy
My own person limit as a lesbian right now at 24 is two years or so younger than me. I definitely am not dating someone I can’t hang at a bar with, especially since so much of the gay scene is at bars and clubs. Also, having been the victim of power-imbalanced relationships that were just two years older than me, I’m definitely not risking a cycle. Also, dating someone in their first years of college squicks me out for some reason.
Honestly, I think everyone should have a Two-Years-In-Either-Direction-Until-25 rule, because we’re all inexperienced idiots in relationships and adulthood. After than, date whoever the hell you want above 25, as long as there aren’t other imbalances to consider. But even if I sideye at times, I don’t force the rule on anyone.
(Also, it’s a bit condescending to assume the collective habits of a demographic)
Leorale
Yes, for me it’s important to be in the same life stage. I could date somebody in grad school, or beginning their careers, but absolutely not in undergrad (even if all those people were the same age).
thejeff
I dunno. I wouldn’t date anyone in college now, cause I’m years out of college.
But when I was just out of college I dated a girl who was still in school – we’d met when she was a freshman and I was a senior, but didn’t actually start dating till the next year. We had a bunch of mutual friends and stayed in the same circles. Lasted until she was out of school.
Strict limits like that seem weird to me. As long you’re basically in the same overlapping age circles, you kind of get grandfathered in.
Leorale
It’s not actually strict, it’s just what’s roughly right for me (30, gradschool after odd life experiences).
I’ve also never yet dated somebody who has dependents — I’d consider it, but they’d probably find me a bit too immature!
Yumi
I wonder if this was the mindset of the 28-year-old who asked me out when I was 18. I was surprised enough that I just flat out said, “You’re too old for me.”
Which she then treated like it was absurd.
nightsbridge
…
The thought of this ship makes my skin want to crawl off and into a hole. If Becky weren’t planning to be a student here, I wouldn’t care as much, but she is. So I do.
Leorale
Yeeah, I definitely prefer the platonic-adult-who-totally-survived-this-situation vibe that they’ve got going.
Leslie’s looking for a mentee, not a naive teenaged girlfriend. That’d be wack.
begbert2
OTP? Ew. Besties? Yay!
Ana Chronistic
OH, THEY’RE PLATONIC
“Did my sarcasm not come through?”[/clueless guy]
/is also just actually not very clear about “I AM SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS” in general
Pat Myers
I actually knew a 30-year-old guy who worked at a college who ended up dating a 19-year-old dude from another college. They are married now.
Old dude hit me up on Facebook a few years later looking for a threesome. I had to turn him down because he bleached his hair. I do have standards.
Doctor_Who
What can we call this new sitcom? Any ideas for a theme song?
MatsuoTanuki
Leslie and Becky singing Erasure’s “A Little Respect” a capella?
ProfessorDetective
‘Two Lefts and a Right.’ Assuming Becky’s shifting left after all of this insanity.
Valerie
Perfect.
AnvilPro
Joe’s just hanging out
Doctor_Who
Hopefully he notices and zips up before someone points it out.
spriteless
Plot contrivance is working both ways.
Orion Fury
It’s been talked about for, what, years now? Though the speed of it occurring is a bit much. Not that I’m complaining, mind you. It’s just all crammed into one comic, to which the Master understands.
MatthewTheLucky
I know, right?
MM
Becky speaks for all of us.
Kris
Remember the gaybies!
Disloyal Subject
neva 4get
Killjoy
That sounds too much like “rabies”.
Fart Captor
I CALL NEXT!
Sporky
Oh dear.
Opus the Poet
I confront you with someone whose humanity has been denied due to your policies.
Kris
This is Robin though. She’ll just go “foshizzle” then completely deflect by tweeting something ridiculous and go back to eating cheetos.
ProfessorDetective
Yeah, Robin’s the kind of person you can’t reason with or guilt into submission, because she KNOWS she’s a jerk but just doesn’t care.
Fart Captor
Robin almost cracked before, but her cognitive dissonance was able to re-assemble itself. This could work.
Reltzik
COULD, yes.
But hope has a bad track record when put up against Robin.
Kris
I don’t think Robin’s a jerk, she’s just in hard denial and guilty of “going with the flow”. She’s admitted that she doesn’t want to make waves and only supported the bill to please her voters. I mean, that’s all bullshit but I don’t think she fully comprehends the damage she could cause.
BBCC
She’s been told no less than three times by three different people. At this point, it’s wilful ignorance.
Minder
Uh, Robin is worse than a jerk, Robin is a fucking awful human being, and one not-small part of that is having a job that gives her power to vote with her very PURPOSEFUL non-comprehending attitude on critical legislation.
Beef
I don’t think she doesn’t care. She’s just gotten really good at ignoring it. You know, politics!
nightsbridge
If she’s that good at ignoring it, she doesn’t care.
MatthewTheLucky
Why hasn’t Leslie called the cops?
StClair
Cops are likely to not be on her side.
Reltzik
And even if they would be on her side, Leslie’s homeless days might have given her to assume that they’re not.
Killjoy
I wonder if her landlord would be keen on someone living there and not signed on the lease… I wonder what the rental contract says about that.
Depending on her landlord’s disposition to her sexual orientation, perhaps the landlord could have Robin removed by the authorities as the owner of the property.
Not knowing much about her landlord, I can’t really say with any confidence how that would work out.
BBCC
Her landlord let Robin in without Leslie’s permission. That does not bode well.
Killjoy
Hopefully we get the full story on that from the landlord at some point, rather than via Robin’s nonfunctional brain.
Emperor Daniel
Calling the cops on a sitting member of Congress? Surely you jest.
RachelEvil
Leslie: I have a congressperson who refuses to leave the house.
Cop: Don’t we all.