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Rebelstyle
Posted on May 26, 2014 by David M Willis

164 thoughts on “Rebelstyle”

  1. halfur

    Hovertext: Dirty Girl!

    1. Jay Eff

      JOYCE: Yeah, I’m just thinkin’ ’bout these boys’ tushies… suckin’ on this eraser….”

      1. AgentKeen

        Throw in some Dina and Riley. No one will survive the cute!

        1. AgentKeen

          Totally responded to the wrong comment, whoo.

        2. Jay Eff

          It still kinda works, AgentKeen!

        3. GoldStarz

          JOYCE: “Boy tushes… Yeah. I mean, I like boys and butts… Right?!” *aggressively tries to go back to thinking about boy tushes*

        4. cesium133

          Dina: “I only think about dinosaur tushies.”

        5. Kirby

          Riley: Boys are gross. Cereal.

        6. Andrusi

          Cereal tushies?

        7. TCS

          Better not be tushies in my cereal…

        8. gwalla

          Cinnamon Toast Butts

        9. Jen Aside

          dangit, now I want Cinnamon Toast Butts

        10. Jen Aside

          Cinnamon Tush Butts

        11. HMRC4EVR

          With Riley around, we’ll never again have to worry that soggies may rule!

  2. Ian

    These two finally meet again! JUST WHAT EVERYBODY WAS WAITING FOR

    1. -Sentinel-

      …we were?

      1. Aizat

        I was waiting for money to fall out of the sky.

        1. Yotomoe

          I was waiting for a lady that I can cuddle and geek out with until I die.

        2. saltchocolate

          AKA Sierra?

        3. Yotomoe

          AKA an insane person.

        4. Opus the Poet

          Why do you say that? I have been married for 36 years now, and if I can do it…

        5. Aizat

          Yeah, that’s on my 10 things that will never happen to me list.

        6. Clif

          Yotomoe will never cuddle and geek out with you?

  3. David Herbert

    Wonder how the pencil eraser tastes.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Like rebellion!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      They taste overrated that’s what.

    3. Dissent

      Like chicken.

      1. Aizat

        A rubber chicken.

        1. Quiwi

          With a pulley in the middle?

        2. 3oranges

          I already have one of those.

    4. Yotomoe

      Like your mom for a nickel
      (….I’m trying to stay away from these jokes…for personal reasons…But it was too easy.)

      1. nothri

        Not as easy as his mother, though.

    5. nothri

      It lacks any form of taste. Indeed, it is a black hole of taste, a void of nothing in your mouth. If chewed too long, it will erase your ability to taste anything at all.

      1. meghantheworldeater

        I see what you did there.

    6. TheSuicidalGiraffe

      The eraser tastes like mistakes

      I’M GONNA LET THAT SIT FOR AWHILE IT CAN GO IN SO MANY WONDERFUL DIRECTIONS!!

  4. Aizat

    Biting the eraser end? Ain’t that a tad unhealthy?

    1. Doctor_Who

      It is is you borrowed the pencil from me. I hate getting back a chewed pencil.

    2. The Weird One

      Joyce don’t care ’bout your safety concerns. She plays by her own rules, homes.

      1. newllend

        Joyce:”Ya Dog, except for the rules of my lord and savoir Jesus christ, ya I’m a bad mother fudger!”

    3. Yotomoe

      She ain’t eatin’ it.

  5. DailyBrad

    I love her orange early-90s sunglasses.

    1. Mehriheart

      Apparently the 90’s are coming back into style, I see so many people with the crazy colored sunglasses. The ten years it took me to escape the 90’s were for nothing!

  6. newllend

    HOMESLICE!? No one has ever used that before why she…

    1. Aizat

      Is that even a word?

      1. Jay Eff

        I’ve heard people say “Homeslice.”

        But not, you know, nowadays..

      2. saltchocolate

        It is! (Though I’m kinda surprised that Willis knows it! Man of many surprises . . . )

      3. kelticat

        I have been called “homeslice”, close to 20 years ago. It is somewhat more respectable than “cracker”, which I heard some fidiot use to describe HIMSELF.

        1. kelticat

          Come to think of it; all of Joyce’s slang would have come from fellow home-schoolees, their parents, or her parents. She has had very limited exposure to current popular culture. Homeslice is a term her parents would have picked up around the same time I did.

      4. gwalla

        It was a word, but I haven’t heard it since the ’90s. And even then, I don’t think I ever heard anyone use it as anything other than a joke.

    2. Yotomoe

      Home-slice is a word that dorky white people say to sound hip.

      1. Devlerbat

        In that case I should start using it more.

  7. AgentKeen

    Alt-Text: ‘Allowing myself to look at boy-tushies’
    NOW HOLD ON, that’s obviously too far.

    (Alternatively, not far enough; make sure to look at some girl-tushies, too)

    1. Yotomoe

      All tushes of every size, race and creed deserve your imagination. This was the lesson taught by the prophet, “Sir Mix-a-Lot”.

      1. saltchocolate

        It took me years to forget that song! Now I have to start all over again! Thanks, Yo…

      2. gwalla

        Dial 1-900-YOTOMOE
        and kick them nasty thoughts

  8. Kernanator

    Oh okay, I get it, this is going to be the best storyline I’ve ever read.

  9. Mr. Random

    Joyce smile. It’s ALL CONSUMING when combined with Sal’s Jacket!

    1. Doctor_Who

      It’s already consumed 40% of her head.

    2. Yotomoe

      Smile is + 5 with equip item “Sal’s Jacket”

      1. Mr. Random

        Let’s just hope she never wears Sal’s jacket.

  10. Plasma Mongoose

    2nd panel Joyce is coolest Joyce!

  11. Psycho

    Joyce is the best.

  12. Spectre

    Not gonna lie, Joyce pulls off the aggressively disinterested stare really well.

    1. newllend

      If only she wasn’t holding a pencil in her mouth, then maybe people would take her seriously

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        She should use these candy sticks instead.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Old_Style_FADS_Fun_Sticks_candy.jpg

        1. Aizat

          Or these things: https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8237/8536280990_ce722a6b1f.jpg

        2. Yotomoe

          http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070417115434/onepiece/images/archive/9/99/20120101215243!Sanji%27s_Lollipop.png

          Or just go the way of 4kids.

        3. Jen Aside

          Half-surprised no one suggested Pocky!

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Only cos I’m not sure Joyce even knows who this “Annie-May” is, let alone know what it is.

    2. Doctor_Who

      She’s just channeling her natural behavior when in biology class.

      Nah, even if she doesn’t believe any of it, I’m sure Joyce is the sort to take perfect notes and color code everything and dot all the Is with hearts.

  13. nothri

    This has potential to be absolutely hilarious. Which is good. We could use some hilarity after the grimdark storyline.

    1. alicemacher

      I agree. Lovin’ the dark storyline here, but I’m glad some palate-cleansing is on the menu.

      1. Rabid Rabbit

        It disturbs me mildly to realise just how much I visualise you as looking like your avatar. (And yes, I know who she is.)

        (Well, that was a random comment on my part.)

        1. alicemacher

          I wish I looked like Lisa. But the dye would probably kill my hair dead and in any case I doubt my frizzy mop would divide nicely into six pigtails.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Yeah, ironing your hair to straighten it does sound time-consuming.

    2. Historyman68

      Until Amazi-Girl shows up and beats her up.

  14. Bill

    “Homeslice”?  Where did Joyce pick that up, and what in the world does it mean?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Homeslice

    2. Yotomoe

      Imagine if someone cut your home into equal portions. 1 of those portions would be a home slice.

      1. saltchocolate

        + 5

  15. Raptorman

    Not picking the cheese off your sandwich? Now that’s hardcore Joyce. God Bless Ya sister!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      No, hardcore is keeping the pickles on.

      1. Aizat

        If that’s hardcore, then I’m the most hardcore dude around. Heck, I asked for the pickles.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          WHOA! That’s totally metal dude! *does Bill & Ted style air-guitar*

        2. newllend

          Man I eat the the tomatoes and ask for extra pickles.

    2. Bill

      And this is the same girl who dissected her tacos?

    3. Yotomoe

      Picking the cheese off your sandwich is like sleeping in a bed that has no blankets.

      1. Aizat

        So…most beds in Malaysia then.

  16. Yotomoe

    Best Character’s back.

    1. newllend

      Know if only in the next strip Malaya walked by holding her side from the previous ass whooping she got it would be Christmas for you….why do I feel like Joyce and Malaya would instantly not like each other.

      1. Yotomoe

        Because Malaya hates everybody.

        1. Pizkie

          And no one likes Malaya.

          Except UC.

          Who doesn’t exist.

        2. David

          But Ultracarla does.

        3. John

          Carla actually doesn’t seem too taken with her either. Maybe with some more time. Malaya kind of grows on you. Like toe fungus.

  17. timemonkey

    I assume every character that’s just staring blankly is thinking of boy-tushies.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Even Ruth?

      1. AgentKeen

        Especially Walky.

    2. Aizat

      Even Dina’s parents?

    3. Yotomoe

      I’m sure half of them are at least thinking of girl tushies, if not equal opportunity tush thinkers. (Which they should all be, if gender studies has accomplished anything!)

  18. Demon-Something

    Anyone else reminded of the final scenes of Grease? We might just have Sandra Joyce on our hands.

    1. saltchocolate

      Omg! Not till you said that, but it’s perfect! That is one sexy Joyce in panel 2. “I got chills! They’re multiplying, and I’m looosing contro-ol . . .”

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Joyce as Sandra-dee YES, Ethan as Danny, NOOOO!

      1. saltchocolate

        Hmmm… Good point. Ethan has to be what’s-his-name, the boy cheerleader. So Danny must be played by . . . gasp! . . . Walky!!!!

        1. newllend

          No no Walky has to play Mike…then again can he imitate mike?

  19. sps48

    I like her Calvinesque triangle smile in the last panel.

    1. LiaHansen

      Ooh. Joyce and Sierra as Calvin and Hobbes fanart, anyone?

      1. sps48

        Sierra would have to pounce on Joyce daily.

  20. Raibean

    But Joyce, cheese is evil! D:

    1. Aizat

      Cheese is evil? What alternate universe are you from?

      1. Kelly

        More like he is amoral. Well, depending on who is controlling him.

  21. Taacdud2

    Joyce is now my second favorite. Dina as first.

    1. Taacdud2

      Can’t spell today.

  22. Triniking

    “Homeslice”? Whaaaaaaaaat?

    1. Aizat

      Yeah…does anyone really say Homeslice in real life or is it just like “Golly Gee Willikers”?

  23. Bilfred

    Joyce plays that character too well.

  24. Jimmy

    If Joyce did this next to Sal it’d be like John Belushi doing Joe Cocker in SNL (showing my age).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZsOyO_lXD8

  25. Coco

    Joyce is my favorite because she is just so…. I dunno. I just like her.

    1. Aizat

      Adorable?

  26. MissQuinn

    AAAAAAAAAand I just died from cuteness.

    1. tinfoil theory

      That gives necroposting a new meaning.

  27. Intie

    So has something similar happened to little Willis? Found an “idol”, tried to mimic it? Even if not so obviously like Joyce does here.

  28. Jeanne628

    Wait Joyce why would you pick the cheese off your sandwich instead of the vegetables, that is silly. Also HOMESLICE I love it.

  29. Yotomoe

    Has noone really heard the phrase Homeslice? Like I’ve heard it TONS of times.

    1. Narf

      I know, right? I heard it plenty in high school, and I’ve still got a couple friends who use it pretty frequently.

  30. ridtom

    #Y’ALLCAN’THANDLETHISRELIGOUSSWAGGER!!!

    1. Carlos

      That Grav match… it almost burns with how perfect it is.

  31. MrSirk

    Man she has this coolness thing down.

  32. bibulb

    Sierra, you are just a bit of an enabler there.

  33. GoogerGeiger

    God damnit Joyce.

  34. Ashley

    I am cringing so hard at Joyce right now.

  35. Kiggy

    Kyeheheheheheheh…..

  36. Kerry

    am I weird for thinking joyce looks hot in the second panel

    1. Spliced

      Why, yes, yes you are.

    2. Jackson

      If you are, you’re not the only weird one here. I’m diggin’ what she’s done with her hair.

  37. Horrible Person

    By the rate Joyce is going, she may end up in jail at the end of this chapter! So hardcore…

  38. FuryOfFirestorm

    Using a pencil as a cigarette: it’s what all the cool kids are doing.

  39. Orangey

    omg joyce youre so adorable

  40. StClair

    Young, Dumb, and Ugly Cute as a Basket of Kittens

    1. David

      Cute as a basket of kittens?

  41. CianM1301

    Keep on tryin’, Joyce. You’ll get it eventually.

  42. Lorcan Nagle

    Panel 2 has the best expression ever

  43. Martin Smith

    Joyce in that second panel: kinda pulling off being cool.

  44. Gigafreak

    …Doesn’t Sal usually give eye contact when she speaks?

    Is Joyce channeling more of a distorted Goofus-like caricature of a character from Christian education shows than the actual “cool person” she knows?

  45. OmegaDez

    WANT MORE SIERRA NAO

  46. KingMengi

    I seriously had to stop reading for a bit while reading panel two because I was laughing too hard. Precious.

  47. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

    is it weird that I think Joyce looks way cooler than Sal with this look? I think it’s the more expressive eyes.

  48. Kyle

    boy tushies are about 70% of rebelstyles

    1. John

      The other 30% is girl tushies.

  49. Bagge

    Joyce is best rebel.

  50. NinjaNick

    Got to love Joyce’s attempted cool look. I’m thinking a straw would be a better cig substitute than a pencil. 😛

  51. Resulli

    Sierra is an enabler.

  52. Willoughby Chase

    Joyce needs a song:

    Rebel Yell

    or

    White Wedding

    I’m not sure.

  53. Arkadi

    OMG these two are SO cute together <3

  54. Roborat

    Aww, Joyce is so cute, she is edging up closer to Dina on my cuteness list.

    1. Anarchy 101

      Now all she needs is pocky instead of a pencil and she’d be even w/ dina.

  55. ZORK

    “Boy-tushies”

    Just… “boy-tushies”

    Probably the most wonderful Joyce word I’ve heard so far.

  56. Akhenaten

    Soooo cute!

  57. Tenn

    Okay, now you’re doing it wrong. In all the ways.

  58. Kugai

    Her journey to The Dark Side has begun.

    Sal, meet your new apprentice.

  59. Regalli

    CUTEST. TEEN REBELLION. EVER!

  60. Drake

    If Dumbing of Age ever gets its own spin-off, Cruisin’ Rebelstyle starring Cool Joyce would be the logical choice.

    1. Drake

      And I randomly get assigned a Sal Avatar, how cool is that 😀

  61. Lurlock

    It was a PENCIL? Nice save there – from the last comic it really looked like she was taking up smoking. Kudos on the fakeout.

  62. Parnifia the Bastard

    I think Joyce has the look and the attitude down…

    Just not the content…

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