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Threesome
Posted on January 13, 2011 by David M Willis

53 thoughts on “Threesome”

  1. arjay2813

    i’m gonna love this >=D

  2. David Herbert

    She’s going to punch him. In the FAAACE.

    1. Inara

      If he’s *lucky*, in the face…

      1. David Herbert

        You mean FAAACE.

        1. LazarusLong

          No he means BAAALLLSS

        2. David Herbert

          We may have a few meme.

          BAAALLS!

        3. Justme

          Alright, who keeps saying ‘Balls’? Anyone? Okay, if you DIDN’T say ‘Balls’, raise your hand…

  3. Cratacon

    Alright, we’re all thinking it but I’m the only one brave enough to say it.

    Shaggy isn’t in this strip, and therefore, it is a lesser strip than previous Shaggy-background ones. There, I said it.

    1. Osaru Sensei

      Ruh-roh…

      in his FAAACE.

    2. Richie9999

      Its not shaggy, its Hooper!

  4. Wackd

    Wow. Sarah is actually concerned enough for Joyce that she will talk to Joe of her own free will.

    On an unrelated note, why is “Yes, because I used Google” not an option in the poll?

    1. captainswift

      Why isn’t “Yes, because I’m old” an option? I’m quite a bit older than Willis, and I had to look it up.

      1. Jen Aside

        How ’bout “Yes, because I ran one”? =p

        1. Jen Aside

          Or even, “Yes, because I’m Seth Able”? ^.^:

        2. Kamino Neko

          I would totally have had to choose that one. Therefore, in interest of not lying, I’m glad there’s a ‘perverse sexual lust for LORD’ option.

    2. R

      Emotionally messed up roommates can make studying harder.

    3. Someone

      Sarah…acting to protect Joyce? I can’t see it. Now, acting to protect Joyce so she doesn’t have to deal with it later…

  5. ME

    Oh, Joe. The universe may change, but you stay the same. And we wouldn’t have you any other way.

  6. AsinineAxioms

    If DoA were an animation, this would be the part where “The Ultimate Showdown” would start playing in the background.

  7. Teowulf

    I was expecting Sarah to just punch Joe with that comment… I’ve been watching too much Firefly.

  8. Chiatroll

    So sarah has pizza.

    Joe has.. is that cake and a pheasant? It looks like a tiny bird. maybe one of the mini turkey things. I do like the seperate plates though.

    Sarah may also have a slice of cake.

    1. Chiatroll

      No wait sarah can’t have cake in panel three it’s just about completely flat. That would be a really flat cake. It must be pizza.

      1. MeHael

        Probably pizza. Could be pie though.

        1. MrGBH

          Could be a quiche.

      2. Socks

        it looks like pizza then in the 3rd panel it just looks like cheese XD

    2. Lokitsu

      Joe is carrying a very small turducken. And a brick.

  9. Dr. Worm

    Aww, now isn’t that great? Standing up for the little ridiculously-naive freshman roomie… Warms my heart.
    …
    Crap, this is gonna end with Sarah and Joe banging, isn’t it?

    1. Buzzsaw

      I think that they already HAVE – thus the reason for Sarah’s “we need to talk” and having that guilty/embarrassed look in the first two panels.

      1. silva

        I think you’re right, buzzsaw. Think about it. He said the girls weren’t random, and that he chose someone for danny with “experience”… Now how exactly would he know that about some random girl?

        Doesn’t take much imagination…

    2. NF

      I actually think this is going to end with Joyce giving Sarah crap for scaring off Joe.

      And Joe telling Danny later, “Man, I was so lucky to run into what’s-her-name’s roommate at lunch today.”

      To which Danny will likely respond, “Why are you in your underwear again?”

  10. Joebo

    Look, they don’t have trays.

    1. Dara

      This tray is wet, this tray is wet….

      1. Kindra

        Did you dry these in a rainforest?

        1. Joebo

          How, with the power of the Death Star can we not have a dry tray?!

  11. HMRC4EVR

    Walky-

    In this universe, can Joe be Waspinator?

    And by that I mean he gets beat up, shot, mugged, hit with a random falling gargoyle..etc….

    BUT since this is an alternate universe, the twist (THE TWIST!) is that he doesn’t come back for more?

    Please?

    For some reason- in case it’s not totally apparent- I LOTHE Joe and wish him a fast trip to hell.

  12. Lokitsu

    Joe’s next thought is probably “Fight? Great! I love make-up sex!”

  13. Marty

    Regarding Sarah’s pizza, I never got why it was a popular lunch item at my college. I like pizzas, but to eat it on a regular basis? Uh, no.

    1. Marty

      But then, I’m very picky.

  14. dchorror

    I bet he was thinking he could have his cake and eat it too.

  15. MrGBH

    Ah yes, Joe and what’s-her-name, soulmates indeed.

  16. Richie9999

    Haha, Joe. Oh how you entertain me. Almost as much as Mike does. Where’s Mike? We need more of him.

    1. Joebo

      He’s banging your mom.

  17. TheAlucinaut

    Aw, that’s actually really sweet of her. To have Joyce’s back.

    …I can’t believe how much I like this strip. It’s weird that this early on we have such a connection to everyone due to Other versions of them. Kind of brilliant of David, actually…

  18. Jason

    So…no making out at first sight as in Roomies!, eh? (Yes, I know this isn’t the first time to meet in this strip; I just wanted to say it anyway!)

    1. Jason

      BTW, I wonder if Willis plans on introducing any new characters (i.e. characters that weren’t in SP! or IW!) soon. Or whenever (if ever!) these characters becomes sophomores and a new freshman class enrolls. Not that I’m tired of the old ones or anything, I’m just curious.

      1. Joebo

        That sir, is preposterous! New characters indeed.

      2. Cratacon

        Shaggy is a new character as far as the old continuities are concerned, and he’s already by far my favorite.

        1. Undrave

          Shaggy should be Ethan’s roomate!

        2. Richie9999

          Shaggy is HOOPER from the Walkyverse. Stop with your heresy!

  19. ArchSchnitz

    Ah, Joe. Ever so classy.

    1. BD

      I’m amused at how Joe’s reaction is basically “er, maybe we should wait on that”. Joe may delegate large parts of his thinking processes to his Joe, but not all of them.

  20. Dahlia

    Awwwww…Look at Sarah being a caring roommate! 😀

  21. Janos

    Aw isn’t that cute? the two are going to fight and have hawt hawt make up sex <3

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