But it doesn’t sound threatening enough to be a villain. It’s the name of some dude in tights who just goes around being a total dick to people. He doesn’t rob anyone or save anyone, he just has an amazingly smug sense of superiority.
Heh. “The Incredible Asshole” sounds no less threatening than “the Penguin” or “Ventriloquist” or any of the other totally-non-threatening-sounding Batman gallery of rogues. :p
extremist343
Barely started reading the comments on this one and I’m already laughing my head off!
…this is gonna end with Amazi-Girl getting shot, isn’t it?
ozzi
I did wonder if Willis would ever face us to death in his comics.
lightsabermario
Lol, that brings me back. Looks like someone isn’t familiar with Willis’s first run of these characters. (Also, I REALLY appreciated the coincidence of the very next commenter’s avatar pic.)
also she probably has pepper spray somewhere in her many bags of wonder. can’t shoot nobody accurately if your eyes are screaming in pain!
Jon Rich
Pepper spray can work really well against an unarmed attacker, if your goal is to get away from him. Toedad has a rifle. Pepper spray’s maximum range, and this is for the really large cans, is about 25 feet. Also, pepper spray has to hit Toedad in the face. Bullets are effective (to varying degrees) everywhere on the body.
Don’t bring a can of pepper spray to a gun fight. If it’s an option at all (and in this case, it is), CALL THE POLICE.
Marie
I think she could do fine with pepper spray because he won’t necessarily open fire (and one miss means reload time), but she would be risking spraying Becky (and the wind changing and getting her, obviously)
Rosicrucian
Most modern hunting rifles can fire more than one shot before reloading.
Marie
It’s been speculated that it’s a specific (Ruger 1V?) single shot rifle (and it looked as though he reloaded after firing last time), so that’s what I’m going off of. What I’m mostly thinking is, if Amazigirl had been a minute earlier (Becky not in car, Amazigirl able to close the distance), I think pepper spray would be good despite gun. As it is, the gun isn’t the only concern.
It may be of modern manufacture, but in design terms, it’s not really a modern hunting rifle. It’s a Ruger No. 1 Varminter, a single-shot breech-loader with no magazine, and a falling-block action that hasn’t been “modern” since about 1885. The action has to be manually worked (that’s what the lever underneath is for) and a new round loaded by hand between shots.
Unfortunately, we saw butthole dad doing this after he fired it into the air, so he does have his one shot.
Def. a Ruger, and I’m still betting that it’s single-shottedness was chosen by the Willis for eventual dramatic significance. A Chekhov’s gun, if you will.
Porthos9438
Not downplaying the insanity it requires to take on a mentally/emotionally unstable le man with a gun in the first place, she has a better chance against that rifle. Shot capacity aside, unless you have actively trained for it, using a rifle like that in close quarters. Omar is problematic. If amazigirl can come get close enough to him unawares, even hip firing something that long and bulky had low chances of hitting. After that miss, it’s now just a long hot metal club. Unfortunately, given Toedad’s physique, that still poses a considerable threat. Maybe she has a 1,000,000 volt tazer too.
Jumanji83
It’s not actually practical to use a rifle or shotgun while driving, I imagine.
Not that I’m clear how Amazigirl expects to catch up to a moving car while on foot…
Matthew Davis
She’s all crazy parkour in this comic, but I’m wondering if she’s not going to acquire Sal’s motorcycle or some other bike to go after them.
Yeah, Amber’s gonna get herself shot or something. We need the Amazi-police, not Amazi-girl.
AgentKeen
Aw man, that would just be the cherry on top. Amazi-Girl gets shot, so Amber has to go to the hospital…
where Blaine is recovering.
Porthos9438
I’m hoping that Amari – girl beats seventeen kinds of holy sh*t out of Toedad, and he wakes up next to Amber’s Dad. He just looks over and asks, “Yellow spandex? Big fu*clkng ‘A’ on her chest? “
Porthos9438
Let this happen enough that the hospital opens it’s own “Amazi-girl recovery wing”.
Wublub
And the nurses will all be dressed like Amazi-girl, just to see the fun reactions. (Toedad and Blaine are jerky enough that I don’t feel bad suggesting that we traumatize them just a little bit.)
Marie
I’m bothered that she didn’t say something like ‘You call 911. I will get her.’
Jumanji83
I’m hoping Joyce has enough sense to call 911 on her own accord.
Marie
I know she’s not the most experienced superhero so I can’t put it on Amazigirl*, but although I hope Joyce will (I mean, hopefully the police are already coming, but we don’t (/she doesn’t) know that other people haven’t had bystander syndrome and in any case more reports won’t hurt), I don’t think we can completely expect it of her seeing as she is probably in a kind of shock (and this is assuming she fully grasps that Becky, being 18, it really is a kidnapping).
*If Amazigirl was a ‘proper’ super I might put it on her, because a larger scale super should actively know that victims might not be thinking clearly
How? Clearly she’s going to track him down (Probably to Red Lobster where he and Becky are having dinner) and have a calm debate with him about how Becky isn’t really committing any sins, tell him Dina and Joyce love Becky and want her to be happy, and it will end with ToeDad enrolling Becky in college!
Then Amber will realize that Toedad’s misguided actions – while terrifying and wrong – stem from a place of love, use it as a catalyst to speak with her own father and find out that his actions came from their own place of twisted love. They realize together his mistakes and discover that he is not irredeemable. Amber’s father undergoes therapy and emerges as a complete human being with all traces of his former self eradicated.
And also Amber has a $50 gift card for Red Lobster so everything ends with no problems whatsoever.
576 thoughts on “Crazy”
Ana Chronistic
“Shit just got real. Luckily, I have experience with incredible assholes!”
“Danny?”
“Eew, no not in that senseHOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ANYWAY”
“Butts Disease?”
“WTF”
…
sorry
(not sorry)
Dreadhawk177
So that’s what all the Butt Taco stuff is about…
Orbit Junkie
“The Incredible Asshole” sounds like just the worst superhero name.
Too Old To Be Cool
Might be a pretty good superVILLAIN name…
Orbit Junkie
But it doesn’t sound threatening enough to be a villain. It’s the name of some dude in tights who just goes around being a total dick to people. He doesn’t rob anyone or save anyone, he just has an amazingly smug sense of superiority.
Max
Better than her last one.
Tatz
… Mike?
Chronos
That *is* Mike’s superhero name.
DSL
Reed Richards, then?
Cody B
I think Booster Gold used that one for a while didn’t he?
Leadsynth
Heh. “The Incredible Asshole” sounds no less threatening than “the Penguin” or “Ventriloquist” or any of the other totally-non-threatening-sounding Batman gallery of rogues. :p
extremist343
Barely started reading the comments on this one and I’m already laughing my head off!
jy3
Definitely Mike’s name.
Reltzik
Let us now proceed to not make suppositions about said superhero’s powers.
TheEighthShader
Fires rainbows from his anus.
N0083rP00F
Lets hope it has nothing to do with Capra aegagrus hircus
ozzi
the incredible toehole
motorfirebox
How did you know Toedad’s secret pet name for his wife?
Strangeshapes
So if Mike ever joins forces with Amazi-Girl in crime fighting…
fogel
Shit just got UNreal. Surreal? Absurd? Ridiculous? Oh, well: She’s Amazigirl.
xKiv
Imaginary? Complex?
laura
Amazi-girl is the hero we need right now.
Viktoria
Bulletproof?
Rookie_One
Nope, immune to critiscism
Solenoid
Hope she has kevlar anyway.
LittleMountain
…this is gonna end with Amazi-Girl getting shot, isn’t it?
ozzi
I did wonder if Willis would ever face us to death in his comics.
lightsabermario
Lol, that brings me back. Looks like someone isn’t familiar with Willis’s first run of these characters. (Also, I REALLY appreciated the coincidence of the very next commenter’s avatar pic.)
Deanatay
Immunity to bible quotes.
DarkoNeko
At least she’s realist about herself 😐
Leorale
AG has unlocked the Insight Into Her Insanity achievement!
Riku
Amizi-girl is an 18 year old in a costume chasing after an armed man in a car.
The hero we need right now is the police
Doctor_Who
Amazi-Girl is the hero we HAVE right now.
Retrikaethan
also she probably has pepper spray somewhere in her many bags of wonder. can’t shoot nobody accurately if your eyes are screaming in pain!
Jon Rich
Pepper spray can work really well against an unarmed attacker, if your goal is to get away from him. Toedad has a rifle. Pepper spray’s maximum range, and this is for the really large cans, is about 25 feet. Also, pepper spray has to hit Toedad in the face. Bullets are effective (to varying degrees) everywhere on the body.
Don’t bring a can of pepper spray to a gun fight. If it’s an option at all (and in this case, it is), CALL THE POLICE.
Marie
I think she could do fine with pepper spray because he won’t necessarily open fire (and one miss means reload time), but she would be risking spraying Becky (and the wind changing and getting her, obviously)
Rosicrucian
Most modern hunting rifles can fire more than one shot before reloading.
Marie
It’s been speculated that it’s a specific (Ruger 1V?) single shot rifle (and it looked as though he reloaded after firing last time), so that’s what I’m going off of. What I’m mostly thinking is, if Amazigirl had been a minute earlier (Becky not in car, Amazigirl able to close the distance), I think pepper spray would be good despite gun. As it is, the gun isn’t the only concern.
John
It may be of modern manufacture, but in design terms, it’s not really a modern hunting rifle. It’s a Ruger No. 1 Varminter, a single-shot breech-loader with no magazine, and a falling-block action that hasn’t been “modern” since about 1885. The action has to be manually worked (that’s what the lever underneath is for) and a new round loaded by hand between shots.
Unfortunately, we saw butthole dad doing this after he fired it into the air, so he does have his one shot.
DSL
Def. a Ruger, and I’m still betting that it’s single-shottedness was chosen by the Willis for eventual dramatic significance. A Chekhov’s gun, if you will.
Porthos9438
Not downplaying the insanity it requires to take on a mentally/emotionally unstable le man with a gun in the first place, she has a better chance against that rifle. Shot capacity aside, unless you have actively trained for it, using a rifle like that in close quarters. Omar is problematic. If amazigirl can come get close enough to him unawares, even hip firing something that long and bulky had low chances of hitting. After that miss, it’s now just a long hot metal club. Unfortunately, given Toedad’s physique, that still poses a considerable threat. Maybe she has a 1,000,000 volt tazer too.
Jumanji83
It’s not actually practical to use a rifle or shotgun while driving, I imagine.
Not that I’m clear how Amazigirl expects to catch up to a moving car while on foot…
Matthew Davis
She’s all crazy parkour in this comic, but I’m wondering if she’s not going to acquire Sal’s motorcycle or some other bike to go after them.
doubleW
Amazi-hotwire kit go!
Leorale
Investing in Sal’s Amazi-Bike
fogel
She’s Amazigirl
Pat
Hey, a hero we have is the kind we need!
Wublub
Yeah, Amber’s gonna get herself shot or something. We need the Amazi-police, not Amazi-girl.
AgentKeen
Aw man, that would just be the cherry on top. Amazi-Girl gets shot, so Amber has to go to the hospital…
where Blaine is recovering.
Porthos9438
I’m hoping that Amari – girl beats seventeen kinds of holy sh*t out of Toedad, and he wakes up next to Amber’s Dad. He just looks over and asks, “Yellow spandex? Big fu*clkng ‘A’ on her chest? “
Porthos9438
Let this happen enough that the hospital opens it’s own “Amazi-girl recovery wing”.
Wublub
And the nurses will all be dressed like Amazi-girl, just to see the fun reactions. (Toedad and Blaine are jerky enough that I don’t feel bad suggesting that we traumatize them just a little bit.)
Marie
I’m bothered that she didn’t say something like ‘You call 911. I will get her.’
Jumanji83
I’m hoping Joyce has enough sense to call 911 on her own accord.
Marie
I know she’s not the most experienced superhero so I can’t put it on Amazigirl*, but although I hope Joyce will (I mean, hopefully the police are already coming, but we don’t (/she doesn’t) know that other people haven’t had bystander syndrome and in any case more reports won’t hurt), I don’t think we can completely expect it of her seeing as she is probably in a kind of shock (and this is assuming she fully grasps that Becky, being 18, it really is a kidnapping).
*If Amazigirl was a ‘proper’ super I might put it on her, because a larger scale super should actively know that victims might not be thinking clearly
Kol
But is she the hero we deserve
(I’m sorry)
Reltzik
(Are not.)
AlexDenton
Can’t wait to see the rest, it’s getting all kinds of epic 🙂
MrSpkr
She’s just the hero we deserve.
extremist343
She’s the hero we have right now, Superman is the hero we need right now.
extremist343
Or Supergirl, either one really, I’m not picky.
DarkoNeko
This is NOT going to end well.
Seven
Or it’s going to end perfectly, with a sexy Becky sandwich between one slice of Dina and one slice of Joyce.
And Toedad in jail. After “falling” a few times into Amazi-girl’s fist.
DarkoNeko
While Sal and Amber amiably discuss the transformer’s version of cards against humanity ?
Doctor_Who
I would totally play a CAH with Transformers cards.
And the Academy Award for___
A windmill full of corpses
goes to___
Whirl.
maxyai
He ran into my fist. He ran into my fist ten times.
LuckyStar7
HE HAD IT COMIN’
AnvilPro
How? Clearly she’s going to track him down (Probably to Red Lobster where he and Becky are having dinner) and have a calm debate with him about how Becky isn’t really committing any sins, tell him Dina and Joyce love Becky and want her to be happy, and it will end with ToeDad enrolling Becky in college!
Perish Song
Then Amber will realize that Toedad’s misguided actions – while terrifying and wrong – stem from a place of love, use it as a catalyst to speak with her own father and find out that his actions came from their own place of twisted love. They realize together his mistakes and discover that he is not irredeemable. Amber’s father undergoes therapy and emerges as a complete human being with all traces of his former self eradicated.
And also Amber has a $50 gift card for Red Lobster so everything ends with no problems whatsoever.
Rheinman
I sense… sarcasm.
You do recall the name of the comic, right?
Dragon_Nataku
Completely unrelated but that is the cutest puppy in the multiverse
gears
His name is Fluffy. He is the destroyer of worlds.
Roborat
OMG! It’s Fluffy! Run, run, run for your lives, AHHHHHHHH!
Dragon_Nataku
I rather enjoy destructive magical puppies!
*squees and hugs Fluffy*