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Journalism
Posted on February 10, 2012 by David M Willis

237 thoughts on “Journalism”

  1. John Harmon

    Journalism all over her face.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I didn’t notice any ‘j-ism’ on her face.

      1. John Harmon

        What you did there? That joke? That was brain terrorism. And it was hilarious.

        *InterKNUCKS*

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          What can I say? I mastered in Double Entendres with a minor in Puns.

        2. fellixe

          At ol’ P-U?

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          No but I used to go to F.U once a week for fencing classes before my sight deteriorated too much.

      2. mechaqua

        Ha ha double entendre

        Ha ha i ve used this joke before

        1. Jackson

          double double your entendre

          (I’ve used this joke before too)

        2. Blob Marley

          For a nickel.

        3. Michelle J Caboose

          Now I’m thinking of the Doublemint Twins. Odd.

        4. L

          Ha-ha! Phil Ken Sebben reference

      3. tahrey

        oh my god. you pair of magnificent bastards.

      4. Jenny Creed

        I hope she wins a “pull-izer”

    2. mechaqua

      you mean FACEEEEEEE!!!!!

    3. Mikehatesyou

      Your mom gave me journalism for a nickle.

    4. Aisling

      Don’t you mean Joe-rnalism?

  2. Twinplus

    “Journalism” is now a meme.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I believe the word you were looking for is euphemism.

      1. madock345

        mememism?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          +1 for new portmanteau.

        2. Aizat

          It’s a meme and a euphemism. But mostly euphemism.

        3. lordphulish

          memeception?

        4. f.p.

          Euphememe.

        5. begbert2

          madock345 + f.p. = memememe?

        6. captainswift

          And this is my assistant, Beaker.

        7. Nakama

          captainswift wins the thread!

      2. Andrusi

        Euphemism is now a meme?

    2. Kernanator

      You know, I am a Communications major. Think I have a good shot at getting into “journalism”?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Maybe, but it depends on how impressive your ‘media coverage’ is.

        1. HollyDee

          Here, “media coverage” means “boobies”

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          …and as Daisy can attest, chest windows make for improving ‘media coverage’.

        3. Khrene Cleaver

          Yes “media coverage” is all about revealing and getting “big scoops.”

        4. Michelle J Caboose

          Aaaaaaand now I want ice cream, for some reason. O_o

          (Two scoops, please. And hold the nuts.)

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          You should never ask anyone to hold your nuts on a first date.

  3. Mkvenner

    Poor Amber. 🙂

  4. Henry

    Poor Amber. She looks like she’s about to cry.
    Poor Danny. He won’t be getting saved by Amazi-Girl any time soon.

    1. Jackson

      Amber keeps making that face, and it fills my heart with sads.

    2. ryan

      Joe: Hey, baby, what’s wrong?

      1. Henry

        I’m not sure Joe’s made himself terribly sympathetic to Amber. If there’s a girl Joe *won’t* get (apart from Joyce “Violent-Reactions-to-Hanky-Panky” Brown), it’ll be Amber.

  5. tylertlat

    And it’s official. “Journalism” is what the kids are calling it these days.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I remember when it was called fornication.

      1. fellixe

        Ah, yes. I remember fornication. Good times…

        1. a99steaksauce

          I remember when it was called sex.

        2. fishsicles

          the legends were truuuuuuuue

        3. Aizat

          I remember when they called it bonking.

        4. lawzlo

          I remember when it was called “racing submarines.”

          Actually, I’ve never heard anyone call it that.

        5. Random Webcomics Junkie

          I’m going to call it that now. Sounds sort of badass.

        6. Izzy

          Hey, baby, wanna go racing submarines?

        7. Animaniac

          Actually it was “Watching the submarine races” aka a fake excuse to have your girl alone at the lake, should someone come upon you and ask.

        8. a99steaksauce

          It sounds like it would be used as a term for gay sex.

        9. Plasma Mongoose

          Yes it does, mainly due to all the seamen this term evokes.

        10. Khrene Cleaver

          Seaman inside long hard tubes that like to go in deep.

        11. Plasma Mongoose

          Exactamundo!

        12. a99steaksauce

          It sounds like it would be used as a term for gay sex. Maybe even an orgy.

    2. Furie

      Yeah, but only because it suffers the same problems as journalism does. It tends to be one-sided while claiming to benefit both parties, professional journalists are more likely to spread their diseased opinions than tell a good story, the kids these days are leaving expensive paper and video based journalism behind for the free trash they can get on the web and then wonder why they don’t know enough to ensure the survival of the species. And to cap it all off, super injunctions mean you can’t even tell anyone when someone is having journalism anymore…

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Sounds like you’re saying that journalism is TOO GOOD a euphemism.

  6. Dahlia

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the good ship Danny x Amber sinks like the Titanic.

    1. Henry

      Maybe not. Just delayed for a while. If anything, a casual DannyxBillie hook-up might have just sunk the DannyxBillie ship more effectively than anything else.

      1. Dahlia

        It is possible, but we’ll have to see to know for sure! :3

        1. Henry

          All I’m saying is AmberxDanny isn’t completely sunk yet.

          *Knocks on wood so Willis doesn’t make it a point to sink it completely *

      2. tom

        I think the now-inevitable Billie & Joe hookup will sink the Danny & Billie ship…

    2. Aizat

      Don’t count the ship sunk just yet, Dahlia.

      1. mechaqua

        Yeah it took 3 hours for the titanic to sink!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          It depends on if Billie counts as an iceburg in this case or not.

        2. Dahlia

          I certainly hope not! I’m curious to see where this goes o:

          O_O Wow, three hours…my gosh

          And I, uh…I guess in my metaphor Billie WOULD be the iceberg…?

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          A bouncy 100 proof iceburg.

        4. Dahlia

          xD yep yep yep!

        5. mechaqua

          So if amber were to toss a lit match at her would she catch fire?

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          More likely than you think. 😛

        7. Kernanator

          I guess this relationship is

          B-)

          “On the Rocks”.

        8. Plasma Mongoose

          *hehehehe*

        9. Usayasha

          Wait, if Danny and Amber are the Titanic, and Billie is an iceberg, are you saying that you want Danny and Amber to go down on Billie?
          Because you aren’t the first.

        10. Michelle J Caboose

          O_O

          I want to see this. SO MUCH. (starts checking paheal)

        11. Izzy

          That’s what? A few weeks minimum for us?

        12. Blob Marley

          3 hours? We’ll be old and senile before Willis gets to THREE HOURS IN THE FUTURE!

        13. mechaqua

          why do I get the feeling that at some point Willis will jus mind f°€# us and jump ahead a few months?

        14. Plasma Mongoose

          TO THE TIME-MACHINE!

        15. mechaqua

          Its a Time and Relative Dimension in Space machine.

        16. Michelle J Caboose

          That’s like two months, in this strip!

    3. a99steaksauce

      One lifeboat of the Danny x Amber ship is still afloat.

  7. Wonder Wig

    What’s black and white and read all over? THIS GUUUUY!!!!!

  8. OhHayMike

    wompwompwomp

  9. mechaqua

    So the equation that Joe ranks girls with is boobs+rest of body divided by two

    1. MarcinMN

      At least he has a system established. =P

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      I think I will stick with this formula:

      ((2Face + Body)/3)*Chemistry

      1. ryan

        you go for chicks that look like harvey dent?

        1. Danny Boy

          This comment thread needs a “Like” button.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          I just got zinged! 😛

        3. Kernanator

          This must be a novel and wonderful experience for you.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          It is indeed, it might even develop into a new fetish, gotta love that Rule 36.

        5. Michelle J Caboose

          Ah, I thought it was Rule 13. ;P

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          Rule 13: When all else fails, just tell them to Google It.

          Rule 36: If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.

        7. Michelle J Caboose

          Rule 13: Anything you say can be turned into something else. – fixed. – fixed

          Oddly enough, while trying to find this every time I searched for rule 13, I got a different rule (all of which I recognized). The others were more or less the same; only rule 13 changed. o_O

    3. Gordon

      I imagine Billie getting bumped up two ranks is because her boobs are particularly exceptional(I guess?), thus making it a special case.

      I’d be willing to bet his normal ranking system is very complex and completely unfathomable by the common man.

      1. Jackson

        Probably involves multivariable calculus and differential equations. He is a mechanical genius in the Walkyverse, after all.

    4. lawzlo

      If he divided the rest of her body in two, wouldn’t she die, or at least be very upset?

      1. ryan

        there’s a king solomon joke in there.

  10. dchorror

    How is he doing the scale?

    1. mechaqua

      boobs= ten body= six

      boobs/body= 8

      1. Pat

        10/6 = 1 2/3, not 8.

        1. Aizat

          I think it’s (10+6)/2.

        2. S.Yeske

          I thought he was splitting the difference.

        3. Kernanator

          It’s the SAME THING.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Joe’s scale: (boobs+body)/2

    3. dchorror

      I meant in general, not just for Billie. There are a couple of times I would argue with him on where they’re placed.

  11. Khantalas

    Good to know that Joe rates girls by averaging everything, rather than going by the lowest of all factors.

  12. Aizat

    Aaaaaawkwaaard.

  13. Fruit Punch Tsunami

    So is Danny just busting out into the hallway completely nude, or is it just me?

    1. madock345

      Not just you, I find this comic much funnier if I assume he is.

  14. Aizat

    Journalism? Without clothes on? Yeah, have fun climbing out of the hole you’re in, Danny.

    1. mechaqua

      as I always say when you dig yourself into a hole just dig deeper inevitably you hit the other-side of the world and come out on top

      1. fellixe

        You don’t have to have your
        Clothes on,
        To write a byline
        Uh-huh!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Clearly he is naked cos it was a news expose. 😀

    3. a99steaksauce

      Hey, he could say the article is on sculpting or something.

    4. Ancestral Hamster

      It was an in-depth, probing expose with startling revelations!

      1. Khrene Cleaver

        Aww man, Billie stole the spotlight for Danny’s “head” story! It was supposed to be a real hit!

        1. Aizat

          Don’t you mean “top story”?

        2. Michelle J Caboose

          No, he was on the bottom. 😛

  15. Plasma Mongoose

    Don’t cry Amber, I’m certain that he is perfectly willing to show you his ‘interviewing’ technique. 😀

    1. fellixe

      Oh, yeah! And she can take his dictation.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I just hope he can give her enough column inches to fill her full page spread.

        1. fellixe

          And he’d better do his due dilligence or he’ll end up having to make an embarassing retraction.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          and if that happens, he won’t be allowed on her ‘printing press’ again.

        3. fellixe

          Leaving him to pursue a Pull-It-Sir all on his own.

        4. Aizat

          Are you two Pungeon Masters?

        5. fellixe

          I believe the more appropriate term would be pundits.

        6. Kernanator

          My god, you two are like an endless entendre factory.

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          You think the entendres are good, wait until get to the main course.

        8. SUTBEric

          I think I’m in love.

        9. fellixe

          Well.… okay. But if we’re going to
          do the MenágeA3 thing I get to
          be Zii.

    2. mechaqua

      Cheer up amber
      “Some things in life are bad,
      They can really make you mad,
      Other things just make you swear and curse,
      When you’re chewing life’s gristle,
      Don’t grumble,
      Give a whistle
      And this’ll help things turn out for the best.
      And…
      Always look on the bright side of life.
      [whistle]
      Always look on the light side of life.
      [whistle]
      If life seems jolly rotten,
      There’s something you’ve forgotten,
      And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
      When you’re feeling in the dumps,
      Don’t be silly chumps.
      Just purse your lips and whistle.
      That’s the thing.
      And…
      Always look on the bright side of life.
      [whistle]
      Always look on the right side of life,
      [whistle]
      For life is quite absurd
      And death’s the final word.
      You must always face the curtain with a bow.
      Forget about your sin.
      Give the audience a grin.
      Enjoy it. It’s your last chance, anyhow.
      So,…
      Always look on the bright side of death,
      [whistle]
      Just before you draw your terminal breath.
      [whistle]
      Life’s a piece of shit,
      When you look at it.
      Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke it’s true.
      You’ll see it’s all a show.
      Keep ’em laughing as you go.
      Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
      And…
      Always look on the bright side of life.
      Always look on the right side of life.” Eric Idle

  16. MichaelHaneline

    Suddenly journalism seems far more interesting than I ever realized.

  17. Xailenrath Omniversal

    Wow. Billie has become… aggressive.

    1. mechaqua

      Yes but soon Ruth will appear and crush Billies spirits and then she will be back to her normal alcoholic, depressed, sleep deprived state.

  18. mechaqua

    Okay Billie i gave you slack for having a rough week if you do Joe I will call ho

    buttttt Joes is also a whore….

    well there all whores….

    those in this panel at least…

    cept Amber

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      whoreswhoreswhores

      1. a99steaksauce

        Santa: HoHoHo!!

        1. Aizat

          As Hacksaw Jim Duggan once said “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

        2. Shippy McShipper

          Well Santa does know where all the naughty girls are.

        3. mechaqua

          Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bone and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called “toys” were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of the children. It wasn’t a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!

          A warlike race of elves from the red planet landed on the ice-encased earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa ape to make his confused toys, using galactic elfin technology for Evermore Sanchianados. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like ‘train’ but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked a big way.

          Thousands of years ago, the ice had made the globe unnavigable. Santa ape did not know what a north pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed, so he arbitrarily placed his workshop right here, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full moon in front of the great red ape.

      2. Aizat

        prostitutes.

  19. Ridureyu

    Danny’s only hope now is ritual suicide.

    1. fellixe

      Couldn’t he just start with a little ritual self deprecation and see if that’s enough?

      1. lawzlo

        I’d suggest some ritual self-abuse, but I think he’s good for right now.

      2. Shippy McShipper

        He already did some self deprecation today, and look where that…

        He’s right, Danny should start with the self deprecation. Right now.

        1. fellixe

          WIN

  20. Aegon01

    Disappointment ALL over the place.

    Okay, so Amber’s going to feel slightly less special. She’ll retreat into WoW-land for a week. But Danny wasn’t really TRYING to sleep with her, he just ENDED UP doing her. He’ll explain himself, they’ll get friendlier, and all will be well.

    1. a99steaksauce

      Because freedom of choice is not an option when sex is on the table.

      1. Aegon01

        When its with Billie, and she’s clutching your shirt saying “I’m on top, you’re on the bottom”, I’m pretty sure there’s only one choice any guy in Danny’s position would make.

        And I love how apropos my avatar is.

        1. a99steaksauce

          touchee (or however you spell it but im too lazy to look it up as aposed to typing this sentence with errors).

        2. vlademir1

          Well yes, there was bound to be some touching.

        3. begbert2

          *twitch* It’s ‘opposed’.

        4. Michelle J Caboose

          Thank you.

        5. Wack'd

          Yes, it is totally and completely impossible for men to turn down sex if the woman initiates it.

          Very astute observation.

        6. Aegon01

          I didn’t say it was impossible. I just know that if I was in Danny’s
          position I wouldn’t have turned it down. Especially since
          I think its clear to both of them (if it’s not clear to Danny yet,
          it soon will be) that it was a one-time thing. And he basically doesn’t
          have a particularly good reason to turn it down either. The only reason
          he *might* have turned it down is if he could have predicted that Amber
          would be at his front door, looking to hang out.

        7. Usayasha

          Actually, there are plenty of other options.
          You’re assuming that the guy is not Ethan, who would refuse the opportunity.
          Or Mike, who would abuse the opportunity. With your mother.
          For a nickel.

    2. taekwondogirl

      I think “slightly less special” is really a failure to empathize with her. She met a dude who seems to be nice, is normal and isn’t some crazy playboy and theeen… the first time she seeks him out he’s nailed some chick.

      You’re using audience knowledge to dictate how Amber should behave as opposed to reducing your knowledge to the same that she would know. Obviously if they talk, the knowledge streams will cross but she’ll still have that initial gut wrench. Logic can’t utterly obliterate emotions.

      1. MichaelHaneline

        You are banned from Vulcan.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          But Vulcan doesn’t exist anymore.

        2. BriGuy

          I think you mean Romulus. We don’t talk about the lens flare universe at this table. 😛

          R.I.P. Romulus, Never Forget

        3. taekwondogirl

          Old Spock informed Young Spock once that sometimes you need to do what “feels right”. Vulcans have emotions too; logic doesn’t get RID of them. They just use logic to make the best (read: most logical) decision.

      2. Aegon01

        All true.

  21. Ter

    It’s okay Amber. You still have Mike… in the Shortpacked!universe… where you’re having his baby…

    D: AMBER YOU ARE BETTER THAN DANNY.

  22. malal

    well shite

  23. Uniqueantique

    Don’t listen at keyholes (or linger outside dormitory doors with socks on the doorknob), for you may well hear (see) something you’d rather not.

    1. Aizat

      Or smell something you’d rather not. Not all the socks hanging on the doorknob are fresh ones, you know.

  24. Kernanator

    Oh shit.

    DRAMA LLAMA!

  25. NF

    Joe: Would it be weird if I gave you a high-five right now?

  26. TheStranger

    Y’know, Amber, on the plus side…you expressed a concern about dating a dude and getting left in the lurch when he expresses a preference for wing-wong rather than hoo-hah.

    Danny’s utter excitement over ‘journalism’ should, if nothing else, dispel any doubts as to how he feels about hoo-hah.

    Silver lining!

    1. Aizat

      You know, the word wing-wong always made me laugh.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Whenever I hear the word wing-wong, I think of this TROPE.

      2. TheStranger

        Pretty sure that’s where I got that particular euphemism for the pocket rocket.

    2. Dave

      Every time I read/hear hoo-hah I think of Al Pacino.

  27. The Blot

    Aw, poor Amber…really enjoying this storyline though. Might be my favorite DoA story yet!

  28. MM

    Look on the bright side, Amber. At least this is evidence he’s straight!

    1. Kernanator

      Yes, at least you’re making progress!

      1. Aizat

        Don’t you mean PROGRESS?

        1. Kernanator

          You’re right! How could I have forgotten?

  29. Izzy

    Is it just me or is Danny’s right nipple way too low and centered on his body?

    1. Kernanator

      Why am I not surprised your eyes went there?

    2. RaijinK

      Only his left is visible. So either you’re getting right and left mixed up, or you’re seeing his pose in a bizarre way I’m struggling to understand.

      1. Izzy

        it’s his belly button+Bad Joke

  30. RaijinK

    Amber’s reactions have been tough to read this week. She keeps looking like she’s precipitously balanced between competing emotions. On Wednesday it looked like disappointment watered down by disinterest. Thursday looked like betrayal offset by confusion. By the end of today her expression is a contortion of heartbreak, disgust, and judgement. After all that, I’m still not sure if she actually cares about him, or if she’s just put off by the surprisingly skeevy atmosphere she’s found around a fellow CS geek that initially gave here a very different impression.

    I guess the whole point is that she’s not sure either.

  31. lordphulish

    In a strange way this could speed up the ship by showing amber that Danny is attractive to other women and making him more desirable.

    1. KresyAntics

      highly doubt that it will due to Billie’s comments … “twerp, need guys like Joe and then the bumping into Joe” puts Amber on the extreme defensive.

      1. Michelle J Caboose

        Then again… He’s a twerp, but she still felt attracted to him enough to journalism with him? Might be enough to make Amber think he really is irresistible. At the very least, she seems to already feel enough attraction to him to be hurt by the idea of him journalisming someone else.

        (funny note: spell check seems to hate the word “journalisming”)

  32. Astro

    I don’t normally nitpick, but Billie’s hand in the first panel is freaking me out.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Her thumb seems to be moving towards her elbow.

      CANNOT UNSEE!

  33. Jim

    I’d go to 8.5 on that rack. 😀

    1. Aizat

      I’d give it a 10.

  34. Scoot

    I am legit butthurt for Amber.

  35. AJBulldis

    How many days ago did Danny and Amber start hanging out? Two? Three?

  36. Jabberwocky

    I like to think they were actually conducting an interview in the throes of passion.

    1. Kernanator

      “So, when did you (unh!) see Amazi-Girl?”
      “Well, I was walking at night (yes, Yes, YES!) after being dumped by my girlfriend…”

  37. Weebles

    I may not be remembering, but did Amber and Danny have a ‘like eachother’ moment that I missed? If they haven’t, then.. I’m not sure why Amber’s looking upset that a random guy she met once in passing got laid via someone who was not her? :/

    1. Mr. Morningstar

      IM pretty sure Danny asked her out.

      Or something like that.

    2. Jeffrey Scott

      Danny and Amber were flirting with each other earlier. That was back when Joe compared Amber to Dorothy.

    3. taekwondogirl

      That and Amazi-Girl saved him.

  38. Chuck Testa

    Looks like Dann has got some ‘splainin to do.

  39. Thomas

    This comic requires a ‘journalism’-tag.

  40. aydr

    Amber 🙁

  41. Arkadi

    Journalism is magic.

    1. fellixe

      Journalism Is So Magic

      1. Arkadi

        Journalism is Babies.

        1. Michelle J Caboose

          Journalism makes Babies.

          Fixed.

        2. Arkadi

          No need to be so literal

        3. Michelle J Caboose

          There is, when it’s funny. 😛

  42. Tarkada

    It’s obvious that this is going to be the college episode of Danny conquering every girl to make the viewers laugh then cry.

    P.S.sarcasm.

    1. Aizat

      Danny becomes Joe?

  43. Aizat

    I just know figured out that Danny is a pretty good flirt. I mean, all he did is just flirt and BAM, he got himself a lady friend and an “interview”.

  44. Phillip Wilde

    I had honestly forgotten Danny and Amber even knew each other. Thanks to the archive tags, I’m reminded of their flirtation, but goodness, that was three days ago.

  45. Ray Barrington

    He might put his pica pole into her glue pot.

    (NOBODY under the age of 50 will recognize these as newspaper terms)
    (NOBODY under the age of 20 will recognize newspapers)

    1. David

      I recognize them! In high school we cut and pasted our newspaper pages together the old fashioned way.

      And because we were teenagers, we made at least one million dumb jokes about pica poles.

    2. Animal

      I recognize them. But then, I’m over…

      …yeah.

      1. Kernanator

        Over the hill? Over you?

        Over your mom?

        Over-paid?

        1. Animal

          Sure as the hell not overpaid.

        2. fellixe

          Over easy? Over stimulated? Over the weekend? Overtly pro-colorization?

        3. Animal

          Overclocked.

    3. Alex

      21 year old design student recognizes them.

  46. Mkvenner

    Dude, put some pants on.

    1. Aizat

      And know we know why Amber made that face.

      1. Kernanator

        She’s just found out that, contrary to what she’s seen in porn (or on Ethan), guys do not routinely have 14 inch dicks.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I believe that in real life, the average length is closer to around the 14cm mark.

  47. Zababcd

    I originally interpreted Amber’s expression in the last panel as a, ‘are you really going to try to make that excuse in this situation’ expression, but I believe, upon closer inspection, that there is a slight quiver of the lips. Difficult to be sure.

    1. Zababcd

      *an

  48. fellixe

    Well… okay. But if we’re going to do the MenágeA3 thing I get to be Zii.

    1. Michelle J Caboose

      Whoa… Deja vu.

  49. Kelvin

    Why did you quash Danny/Amber, Willis? :O

    I thought you were going for new OTP’s. XD

    1. Michelle J Caboose

      Obviously, he did it so it will come completely out of left field (for Amber) when Danny starts dating Ethan. ;P

      1. Kelvin

        HAHAHAHAHAHH! XD

  50. Bosn_C_Otter

    Yay! sex! … A that Religion
    was making me itch.

  51. Maycroft

    Danny is gonna have to invent a new kind of journalism.

    1. Maycroft

      Journalism… With his penis!

      1. Drunken Nordmann

        For a nickel.

  52. LiC

    Umm… Well Amber, look on the bright side. At least you KNOW this one isn’t gay.

  53. invisiblemoose

    THIS IS MISSING A BILLIE TAG. D:

  54. Michelle J Caboose

    Wait… You notice how we don’t see Billie and Amber together in the same panel? GASP! That means… Billie is Amber! In disguise! And we never noticed it because they BOTH wear glasses!

    Glasses really ARE the best disguise! O-O

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