So, is someone just diddling the chairs, or do the chairs get actively involved?
nlips
Well, they start you off with a chair massage obviously. Then there’s some legwork, but finally you hit the plateau and then it’s a level ride all the way across.
It is Number 2 who always asks the question.
He is the Number 3. The facilitator. The instigator. The bit of sand in your shoes. The misplaced parking ticket in your glove box. The pajama jeans in your wardrobe. The g string that rides way up.
The privacy cube is looking less and less structurally sound by the day. Y’know what it needs? A moat! No could steal a chair if there was a alligator infested moat stopping them.
This updates at around 10:00 P.M., and that’s often when I’m going to sleep, so I usually just hop on right around 10 and make a few comments. And, even as wordy as I am + using a 3DS, of all things, I’m a fast typist. xD
Chris
I live in the middle of nowhere, so my WiFi lags, but here in Cali it updates at exactly 9:1 pm. You, I must say though, have an early bedtime. I normally sleep at around 2ish, I guess
A blanket fort? Pfft! A blanket fort pales in comparison to the sheer superiority of a pillow fort.
zoelogical
😮
i always imagined that pillow forts did not have either the structural stability of a blanket fort, please enlighten me
Liliet
I’m assuming ‘pillow’ here refers to the way we did it, with couch cushions, not regular pillows. They are stiff enough to hold up, and actually better than blankets.
Though a really good fort involves all the chairs, blankets and pillows in the house and is therefore naturally mixed.
zoelogical
in DEED
i think that, if you had a ridiculously large amount of bed pillows, you could potentially stack them on top of each other into a wall. but i mean, why make a wall when you could be using them as padding?
Liliet
yea their natural use is obviously as floor
Chris
Oh my God this is something at the level of Galasso speeches.
A. BLANKET! FORT?!?! Pfffttt…
FOOLS!!! This *sarcastic* blanket fort *end sarcastic* you speak of PALES! In comparison to the sheer. Superiority. Of the. MIGHTY PILLOW FORT!!!
Look at those fools and their blanket fort. When I rule the on world, they shall come to me, begging for a place in my legion. But alas no. I shall turn down thee pitiful begging and show no mercy! So. Is. THE. WAY! OF!! GALASSO!!!
Deanatay
… Until Mrs. Galazzo and Connie secretly infiltrate The Mighty Pillow Fort and force Galazzo to capitulate.
But how? How could they stealthily penetrate such an imposing fortress without detection?
The moment of awakening when you realize that pretty much everyone is as screwed up as you are and that Hate is a common manifestation of that condition.
195 thoughts on “Friggin’”
Ana Chronistic
THERE CAN BE ONLY
ONEHATEAna Chronistic
starting TOMORROW AND UNTIL FOREVER: Pokéing of Chairs
nlips
That there sounds like a new SlipShine!
…or maybe it’s just me. 😛
Delicious Taffy
So, is someone just diddling the chairs, or do the chairs get actively involved?
nlips
Well, they start you off with a chair massage obviously. Then there’s some legwork, but finally you hit the plateau and then it’s a level ride all the way across.
Chris Phoenix
A Game of Chairs? Pokemon is Coming?
BBCC
There are nine badges you need in this region and each gym plays two types
Targaryen – Dragon, Fire
Stark – Ice, Ground
Lannister – Ghost, Rock
Tyrell – Grass, Psychic
Martell – Poison, Dark
Arryn – Fairy, Flying
Tully – Bug, Normal
Baratheon – Electric, Fighting
Greyjoy – Water, Steel
Znayx
Wow, this fits startling well. It’s perfect; I’m impressed.
John
In the grim darkness of Dumbing of Age, there is only Pokémon.
Passchendaele
there’s not enough hate in this town for the both of us!
Deanatay
HATEHASoTEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHrryATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEH
ATWereEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATyouEHATEHATEHATEHAtryTEHATEHATEH
ATEHATEHingATEHATEHATEtoHATEHATEHAsayTEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHsomeATEHATEHATEHATthingEHATEHATEHATE?
Doctor_Who
They will all end up sharing a cube as roommates. 9/8 central on CBS!
Pablo360
3 GIRLS 1 GUY 4 CHAIRS 1 CUBE 1 VIGILANTE 2 WIFI NETWORKS BUT ONLY 1 OF THEM IS GOOD 0 COMPETENT CABLE MARKETING STRATEGISTS
Brotato
This is a good joke.
spriteless
And then a ninja killed a spider.
inqntrol
While the world was invaded by soggies….oh wait, wrong comic.
Reltzik
Hate is the great divider (of cube chairs).
Passchendaele
A cube divided shall not stand!
N0083rP00F
It shall lay there, scattered across the floor
Kernanator
Time to make brackets for the Tournament of Hate.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
I can go one better – I don’t love everyone, or hate them. I don’t care about everyone.
The true opposite of hate is not love; the true opposite of hate AND love is total apathy.
Leorale
“The opposite of war isn’t peace, it’s creation; woo!”
Stephen Bierce
*switches the hacked Muzak selection to Swingout Sister’s “Breakout”*
Deanatay
Don’t stop
To ask
You found a break to make
At last
OkamiKing
Wondered if talks like this are the reason why the rule of one was created
Passchendaele
“LA LA LA, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SCREAM OF MY DISDAIN FOR HUMANITY.”
where’s mike to get in on this action (oh god don’t bring him over or there \will\ be blood, not just might be.)
tim gueguen
Mike won’t show up. He prefers orb chairs to cube chairs.
N0083rP00F
It is Number 2 who always asks the question.
He is the Number 3. The facilitator. The instigator. The bit of sand in your shoes. The misplaced parking ticket in your glove box. The pajama jeans in your wardrobe. The g string that rides way up.
Roborat
Now I am expecting Darkwing Duck to appear.
thejeff
“Who is Number One?”
Emily
Mike doesn’t hate people that would require him to have the capacity for human emotion.
Kris
The privacy cube is looking less and less structurally sound by the day. Y’know what it needs? A moat! No could steal a chair if there was a alligator infested moat stopping them.
JessWitt
Alligator? Oh no you’re mistaken.
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/c/c2/Crocodile.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160921234909
*jazz hands*
Kelly
YES
Chris
How the hell do you guys get here so fast?!
TheAnonymousGuy
patrons = early access
Chris
Ah. Thought I might make it first too
tim gueguen
A bunch of the DoA readership have no life outside the comments section.
Chris
All of us are Alex 😛
Passchendaele
This updates at around 10:00 P.M., and that’s often when I’m going to sleep, so I usually just hop on right around 10 and make a few comments. And, even as wordy as I am + using a 3DS, of all things, I’m a fast typist. xD
Chris
I live in the middle of nowhere, so my WiFi lags, but here in Cali it updates at exactly 9:1 pm. You, I must say though, have an early bedtime. I normally sleep at around 2ish, I guess
chris73
This updates at approximately 1600hrs for me
Haven
Guess none of them are feeling chairitable.
Gwen
They have some deep-seated issues
Nono
Sofa, has there anyone who doesn’t have some?
C baker
Did you have to couch that in the form of a pun?
Passchendaele
I ottoman.
Delicious Taffy
The number of well-balanced people in this comic has been on the recline, lately.
Chris
Yeah, keep cushion’ myself trying to make joke
Chris
I dunno Taffy. At this rate things might a little heated
lia47
u know you really only need one chair and a blanket
Chris
Maybe some Squirrel Cookies, MooseHugs, and rum, but other than that, your good
Haven
I like the way you think, good Chris.
zoelogical
if you get enough blankets you can make a blanket fort and that’s pretty much the same as a cube of solitude i’m assuming
Tacos
A blanket fort? Pfft! A blanket fort pales in comparison to the sheer superiority of a pillow fort.
zoelogical
😮
i always imagined that pillow forts did not have either the structural stability of a blanket fort, please enlighten me
Liliet
I’m assuming ‘pillow’ here refers to the way we did it, with couch cushions, not regular pillows. They are stiff enough to hold up, and actually better than blankets.
Though a really good fort involves all the chairs, blankets and pillows in the house and is therefore naturally mixed.
zoelogical
in DEED
i think that, if you had a ridiculously large amount of bed pillows, you could potentially stack them on top of each other into a wall. but i mean, why make a wall when you could be using them as padding?
Liliet
yea their natural use is obviously as floor
Chris
Oh my God this is something at the level of Galasso speeches.
A. BLANKET! FORT?!?! Pfffttt…
FOOLS!!! This *sarcastic* blanket fort *end sarcastic* you speak of PALES! In comparison to the sheer. Superiority. Of the. MIGHTY PILLOW FORT!!!
Look at those fools and their blanket fort. When I rule the on world, they shall come to me, begging for a place in my legion. But alas no. I shall turn down thee pitiful begging and show no mercy! So. Is. THE. WAY! OF!! GALASSO!!!
Deanatay
… Until Mrs. Galazzo and Connie secretly infiltrate The Mighty Pillow Fort and force Galazzo to capitulate.
But how? How could they stealthily penetrate such an imposing fortress without detection?
Simple. The same way they ALWAYS defeat Galazzo.
WITH SUBS.
Roborat
She still has two chairs, just push them against a wall.
Tacos
That reminds me of that Psychostick song, “Hate Times 8.”
As for the alt-text: I wouldn’t be against that if that happened.
Just Me
The moment of awakening when you realize that pretty much everyone is as screwed up as you are and that Hate is a common manifestation of that condition.
Mandy
Sal is absolutely right, girls.
foamy
I have met a great many people who could’ve heeded her wisdom to good effect.
zoelogical
bless this misanthropic group of frenemies
zoelogical
all we need now is malaya
zoelogical
and CARLA
ridtom