I turned this into a real VB program (had to change some details, of course). It always seems to end up with Danny dead from repeated beatings from multiple encounters. No stereotype failure.
But I programmed in the option to switch both characters between “sci.comp” and “jock.pigskin”, so Danny got his revenge.
Amazi-girl never turned up. There’s no reason she should, because she’s not in the program, but I was still half-expecting her to.
“Amazi-Girl signal”? Com’on, we can do better than that. Batman isn’t called by the “Batman signal”, is he? It’s the Bat-Signal. But don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Though I’d suggest “Amazi-Signal” now? Gotcha. Rather, it is, of course, the “AMAZIGNAL”!
‘I hope your… Mother is… Already dead… And your dad gets killed by… Falling tubes… And you die… Twice… The second time by way of heroic holding up of rubble.
… In your pants…’
On one hand I wanna kick Danny’s ass for being insensitive, on the other hand I know that that’s exactly what he wants. If only mike were here…he’d know how to make this work in his favor.
139 thoughts on “Insulted”
David Herbert
“He’s a comp sci major”
“So yes.”
Farked
Error: If football player, then beat up.
Why no beat up? ERROR SHUT DOWN
Doctor_Who
Public function DoA(byVal varDanny as character, byval varTony as character) as Interaction
Try
if varDanny.Type = “sci.comp” and varTony.Type = “jock.pigskin” then
return Beating()
else
return Brofist()
Catch wtf as exception
msgbox(“Error detected. Stereotype failure. ” & wtf.message)
End Try
Phoenix
That looks like C or C++, in which case those =’s should be ==’s, since = means “set equal to” and == means “check if equal to”
😛
das-g
Definitely neither C nor C++. Dunno what is is, but google makes me think it might be VisualBasic.
Doctor_Who
Correct.
Zababcd
I turned this into a real VB program (had to change some details, of course). It always seems to end up with Danny dead from repeated beatings from multiple encounters. No stereotype failure.
But I programmed in the option to switch both characters between “sci.comp” and “jock.pigskin”, so Danny got his revenge.
Amazi-girl never turned up. There’s no reason she should, because she’s not in the program, but I was still half-expecting her to.
Jen Aside
EVERYONE’S creeped out when you try too hard =p
Plasma Mongoose
Run Tony, run away from the crazy man as fast as you can.
Aizat
Crazy? I’ve seen crazy and Danny is not crazy.
Plasma Mongoose
But have you put your dick into crazy yet? 😀
Aizat
If there’s one thing I learn, it’s that you don’t fuck with a knife wielding maniac.
Plasma Mongoose
Don’t knock it until you tried it. 😀
Drunken Nordmann
But don’t knock her up or you have the choice between marrying her and being stabbed to death – hrm, sounds familiar.
Kernanator
Wait, wasn’t there a manga with that storyline?
L
I think that’s what happened to Phil Hartmann. First time I thought “Too soon dude”.
Drunken Nordmann
There was a “School Days” manga? I thought it was a Visual Novel…
Kernanator
Nordmann, there’s a manga adaptation of just about everything.
Ian
Sometimes both.
Chris E.
Yes, and it’s the worst mistake you could ever make :V
Yotomoe
All the football kids with the Holstiers Jersey should have ran, should have ran, ran from that Dan.
Kernanator
Run, run, as fast as you can/You can’t escape me, I’m Crazy Dan!
Plasma Mongoose
+1
Sensedog
*Facepalm*
…Wow Danny, just…wow.
Jackson
He is appallingly bad at this.
Aizat
Which is odd since pissing off anyone is the first thing you learn after you’ve been born.
Daeva
“Why yes, sir, as a matter of fact, I AM some kind of weirdo, and I absolutely refuse to leave you alone until you begin punching me in the face”
“…Wha–”
“Also, Hoosiers suck.”
-MISSION ACCOMPLISHED-
SplashBoogie
Go Boilermakers. WH-CRUNCH.
Yotomoe
By the way, I had sex with your mom or something. an insult further amplified by the fact that I said i like dicks.
Shade
The implication there being your mother looks like a man.
FlyingFish
If Faz and Mike had a love child…
Regalli
I think “hate” child would be more appropriate, it being Mike and all.
Aizat
I told you, Danny. Jump off a building.
Kernanator
But Amazi Girl can’t…
Oh.
Oooohhh.
Aizat
What? What? I need to know.
Kernanator
She can’t fly. And doesn’t have superspeed.
Rognik
Don’t forget superstrength to cushion the accelerated fall. Not that that would have helped, either. It’s not the fall that kills you, after all.
Cody B
Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism.
Plasma Mongoose
BUt less immune to the pavement.
Wack'd
What if the pavement criticizes her?
Wonder Wig
Silly Danny. Use the Amazi-Girl signal!
ryan
or call her with a bright red rotary phone.
das-g
“Amazi-Girl signal”? Com’on, we can do better than that. Batman isn’t called by the “Batman signal”, is he? It’s the Bat-Signal. But don’t jump to conclusions just yet. Though I’d suggest “Amazi-Signal” now? Gotcha. Rather, it is, of course, the “AMAZIGNAL”!
Aizat
Damn it, Danny. That’s not how you make people hit you. Try insulting his family, that always work.
Undrave
“It never fails with these big dumb types. If you can’t get ’em with the manhood, get ’em with the mother.”
Plasma Mongoose
But that’s Mike’s MO…
Yotomoe
Mike’s MO is Making a Multitude of Monetary Matriculation by Making Multiple Mothers Make love to his Massive Meat stick.
Happy Mother’s day.
Wack'd
Well, if everyone’s development is picking up from where their original series left off, than Tony’s mom’s dead.
So yeah, that ought to do it.
Yotomoe
seperate timeline…she could be fine.
Wack'd
Wasn’t she already dead before IW! started?
Yotomoe
it’s a different univurse. their relationships and friendships are all pending until proven, so none of us can be certain
Atcote
‘I hope your… Mother is… Already dead… And your dad gets killed by… Falling tubes… And you die… Twice… The second time by way of heroic holding up of rubble.
… In your pants…’
Jimmy
Try doing some bad “Yo momma” jokes. That might get him to beat you up!
Nexev
Danny danny, what you need to do to get these situations is find situations of danger and get yourself a Amazi signal.
bongoes love signals.
Drunken Nordmann
Then why do they send always mixed ones?
Yotomoe
well I like mixed nuts more than normal nuts. variety
Arkadi
Why, to show off just how good they are at it. What’s the merit/fun in sending non-mixed signals? Guys can do that.
Shade
I thought that was cannons?
Yotomoe
On one hand I wanna kick Danny’s ass for being insensitive, on the other hand I know that that’s exactly what he wants. If only mike were here…he’d know how to make this work in his favor.
Leorale
Mike would get Danny to realize that he doesn’t want to get punched in the face.
Then, Mike would punch him in the face.
Ancestral Hamster
Nah, knee to the ‘nads.
madd
Or he’d get Danny to punch him in the face just as Sal walks by … because … you know … she’s Amazi-Girl.
Mkvenner
Yes Tony he is.
Eric
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu_5-vkdJwQ
He should’ve tried harder.
Plasma Mongoose
better yet, he should challenge him like this.
Yotomoe
saw this today
fits in perfectly
http://9gag.com/gag/4139647
Twisted Two-face
Calling it now: Danny is actually gay.
Yotomoe
Both Billie and Danny approved theory
Mo
No — Tony is.
Shade
Turns out like Shortpacked the school is actually built on a gay nexus and everyone is.
Noel Schornhorst
hawtt.
Yotomoe