An apocalypse was brewing, and an underground war was being fought to prevent it from occurring. At the beginning of this war an unlikely–but no less important–little kid was born. Who was he? The answer would surprise that same little kid most of all.
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
No use denyin’ it, I was really crankin’ it
Well, dry you eyes, there’s no need to be sad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
Kryss LaBryn
It has. Heard it in an elevator, of all places, a few years ago. Almost fell over laughing once I recognized it. It was like a horrific Internet in-joke had suddenly appeared IRL. XD
Andiemus
Why does all the cool stuff happen to people I don’t know on the Internet?
Actually one of the reasons the college of Humboldt State University or HSU is also transcribed at Hills and Stairs University is because on of the complexes that goes diagonal on a Hill has 9 floors and no elevator on the complex.
As a matter of fact the only on campus housing that has an elevator is the newest apartment style complexes and theres 4 other complexes not counting the first two that lack elevators…
I guess we gotta burn off that freshman fifteen somehow.
If you don’t want to run into anyone, you should probably take the evator. Not to be confused with the e-vator, which is used to visit floors that only exist online.
Usayasha
Another alternative for avoiding others is the seeyouvator.
There’s also the catchyouvator for meeting up with people briefly, saying hello, and then getting off at your stop, and the dumbvator, for when you’re delivering food.
Khrene Cleaver
I thought the hellovator was for meeting up with people briefly, saying hello, and then getting off at your stop.
Kryss LaBryn
Don’t forget the Motivator, for when you just don’t have enough willpower on your own.
104 thoughts on “Male wing”
Jen Aside
He wants Billie. Admit it.
Plasma Mongoose
He wants Billie… to get out of the dudevator.
Doctor_Who
Are you Wednesday Addams today, or just someone who looks like her?
Plasma Mongoose
You are correct, good eye!
Roborat
Good to see I was correct, just behind the curve, so to speak.
Keroshino
that’s exactly who I thought it was too
anime style Wednesday Addams
Kernanator
I know I do.
Plasma Mongoose
Keep your PJ jeans on. 😀
Mkvenner
Billie its Walky. How are you surprised?
Wack'd
An apocalypse was brewing, and an underground war was being fought to prevent it from occurring. At the beginning of this war an unlikely–but no less important–little kid was born. Who was he? The answer would surprise that same little kid most of all.
Mkvenner
He forgot o take his meds?
Spazman
But more importantly Wack’d, would he ever be able to change into his pajama pants?
Yotomoe
Don’t you know…guys don’t wear pants when they’re in elevators. We’ve just been keeping up appearances for you ladies.
Andiemus
It’s true. The sound of 15 zippers going at once is deafening.
Spikerboo
^^this is possibly the greatest statement in modern history^^
Plasma Mongoose
I am fairly certain that straight dudes don’t start taking off their pants when traveling in an elevator for guys.
Yotomoe
He’s preparing himself for Gary.
Plasma Mongoose
I hope he remembered to bring the lube then.
Yotomoe
in the elegaytor. (i couldn’t help mah’self.)
Plasma Mongoose
I buy that pun for a nickel.
Jetstream
… I’ll buy your mom for a nickel?
Plasma Mongoose
It won’t help unless you speak French.
Undrave
Then *I*’ll buy your mom for a nickel?
Khrene Cleaver
Too bad Plasma! I am a child of RnB, Disco, and the Oldies! I know just what I need to know, that one song by Lady Marmalade!
Now I just need the French equivalent of a nickel… HIGH HO TO CANADA!
TPmanW
That would be a nickel. The Canadian equivalent of a nickel is a nickel.
Gundi
*Claps.* Comment sections are like the street performance art of the internet.
slicedtoad
Actually a canadian nickel would be 4.81 cents USD atm. So you’d be gypping plasma’s mom.
Random832
Fun fact: Until 1982, canadian nickels were actually made of nickel. (US ones are mostly copper, with some nickel for coloring)
Doom shepherd
Show her your male wing, Walky. Be not afraid.
Bekah
As long as he doesn’t show her his goat. I got hit with the goat once. It was at once epic and horrifying.
Damn Quebequois roommates.
Khrene Cleaver
How did you go from Male wing to bat wing? Did you watch Waiting… recently or just horrid flashbacks from living with guys from the east coast?
Bekah
Both are, in this case, euphemisms for the penis and/or balls.
Roborat
Oh, that explains things. If he was hitting you with it, he was doing it wrong.
Khrene Cleaver
That… makes sense…
Too Bad I’m looking for Canadian Nickels! Otherwise I’d be ashamed!
Wonder Wig
$5 bet that on the back of Walky’s orange underwear it says ‘Nickelodeon.’
Yotomoe
I really want some nickelodeon underwear now…
Bekah
I would not take that bet.
Valdrax
Underwear? I thought he was going commando there.
TacosForever
I thought that at first too, but nah. Way too orange. Compare his face color and underwear color.
taekwondogirl
If Billie’s not careful, she’ll give Walkie a lift.
Plasma Mongoose
He wants to ‘go up’, she wants to ‘go down’.
Yotomoe
it doesn’t matter which direction it is as long as it’s on a floor
Bekah
In the air, in the air, honey one more time not it ain’t fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Plasma Mongoose
I wonder if Aerosmith’s Love in an Elevator has actually being reduced to elevator muzak by now.
Izzy
I hope not. That’d be awkward
Kernanator
Elevator muzak is always awkward. Admittedly, that would be more awkward than most, but still.
Khrene Cleaver
To windooooow – ba doop bow!
To thw waaalls – de doop dow!
To the Sweat drops down and fa-ha-haalls
All these female cra-ha-haawlls!
I dunno I think things could get more awkwards…
Izzy
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
No use denyin’ it, I was really crankin’ it
Well, dry you eyes, there’s no need to be sad
If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
Kryss LaBryn
It has. Heard it in an elevator, of all places, a few years ago. Almost fell over laughing once I recognized it. It was like a horrific Internet in-joke had suddenly appeared IRL. XD
Andiemus
Why does all the cool stuff happen to people I don’t know on the Internet?
Thor
There’s no way this can be walked in on and create comic misunderstanding. It’s metaphysically impossible.
Sensedog
Awkward. But hey, it could happen to anyone, right?
Romanticide
they have elevators on the dorms O.o how many floors does the building have? O.o
Yotomoe
Escher is clearly getting new-school with us.
TheBenenator
Uh, yes? Every dorm I’ve ever seen that has more than two floors has elevators, and those two-floor ones might’ve as well. (Never went inside them.)
Khrene Cleaver
Actually one of the reasons the college of Humboldt State University or HSU is also transcribed at Hills and Stairs University is because on of the complexes that goes diagonal on a Hill has 9 floors and no elevator on the complex.
As a matter of fact the only on campus housing that has an elevator is the newest apartment style complexes and theres 4 other complexes not counting the first two that lack elevators…
I guess we gotta burn off that freshman fifteen somehow.
TheBenenator
That is insanity. O_O
Mike must’ve been the architect.
Doctor_Who
All the dorms where I went to school had them, even if they were only two floors high.
Gotta be handicapped accessible.
Krashthemystro
I see london I see France…..
Orange undies how adorably flamboyant.
CommentSpawn
Why is Walky so surprised Billie’s going to the male wing? I mean, sex jokes aside, is it really that uncommon to see other people in their dorm room?
Shade
So that would make the other elevator the feminvator?
J-Dawg
The feminvator is right next to the masculvator. I think the dudevator is next to the chickevator.
Shade
Oh right I always get those two confused.
Plasma Mongoose
…and of cause to go to the dark basement, you take the darthvator.
Khrene Cleaver
I personally use the Master-vator myself.
Khrene Cleaver
Unfortunately the Mastervator can’t take me to see Yo-yo Ma, I gotta ride the chellovator for that one.
Not to be confused with the nickelvater which takes you to see Yo Mama.
Jackson
If you don’t want to run into anyone, you should probably take the evator. Not to be confused with the e-vator, which is used to visit floors that only exist online.
Usayasha
Another alternative for avoiding others is the seeyouvator.
Raiser
There’s also the catchyouvator for meeting up with people briefly, saying hello, and then getting off at your stop, and the dumbvator, for when you’re delivering food.
Khrene Cleaver
I thought the hellovator was for meeting up with people briefly, saying hello, and then getting off at your stop.
Kryss LaBryn
Don’t forget the Motivator, for when you just don’t have enough willpower on your own.
Shade
What have I done!?
If anyone needs me I’ll be on the lamentovator.