I still haven’t figured out what is Carla’s thing? She seems equally antagonistic to everybody, male or female, straight or otherwise, theist or not. What’s her boggle, to paraphrase one of my favorite movies, Demolition Man
I still haven’t managed to convince myself that I’m not too lazy to make those gingersnaps. Not going to happen tonight, either. Gotta make bread for zombie Jesus dinner tomorrow.
Resident SnipeFish
Zombie Jesus reanimated for your sins.
And now he’s coming for you.
StClair
(this is becoming its own tradition for me)
“And on the third day they went to the crypt; and they found the stone rolled back, and the crypt empty. And they were much afraid, for they knew that their friend and teacher would now walk among them by night, thirsting for the blood of the living, and be undead.”
Muzak is the company that distributes that very generic instrumental overhead/phone hold music in stores, hotels, etc. It’s also become a generic term for elevator music/that style of music because of the proliferation of the company’s offerings.
Carla is nearly the most insensitive confidante Ruth could have possibly chosen, but in some weird way, that kind of makes her the most appropriate to what Ruth wants. Wacky.
Oh, true. But we’ve just pretty much established that Carla comes from money, so maybe she is Batman’s daughter or protege. I’d say she’d be Robin, but she’s waaaay too cool to be Robin^^
Deanatay
So, Carla is Nightwing?
Scar Man!!!
How about Batwoman? I love her costume and her story and both of them are redheads
Roborat
Negaduck.
Disloyal Subject
something something, Ultra-Car, Amazi-girl
Dark
Don’t say that. Then Batman will have to punch Carla.
I do not like the look on Ruth’s face in panel three. I can’t help but think she’s going to do something really harmful to herself, like drink a dangerous quantity of booze.
192 thoughts on “Deserved”
Ana Chronistic
“hey waste not, want not, COME ON”
Vagabond J
Gotta keep the world safe & clean!
Deanatay
GOOD BYE, CARLA!!
Clif
While there’s still cookies at stake? You must be joking.
raul tsi
I still haven’t figured out what is Carla’s thing? She seems equally antagonistic to everybody, male or female, straight or otherwise, theist or not. What’s her boggle, to paraphrase one of my favorite movies, Demolition Man
Clif
Wait till she meets Mike.
djaevlenselv
She is Ultra-Car, being a dick is her thing (transphobia not intended).
Doctor Doom
Doom would enjoy some cookies right now, to be honest.
Vagabond J
I think a lot of people would like cookies right now.
tim gueguen
I already had my share for today.
John
I still haven’t managed to convince myself that I’m not too lazy to make those gingersnaps. Not going to happen tonight, either. Gotta make bread for zombie Jesus dinner tomorrow.
Resident SnipeFish
Zombie Jesus reanimated for your sins.
And now he’s coming for you.
StClair
(this is becoming its own tradition for me)
“And on the third day they went to the crypt; and they found the stone rolled back, and the crypt empty. And they were much afraid, for they knew that their friend and teacher would now walk among them by night, thirsting for the blood of the living, and be undead.”
Disloyal Subject
Who wouldn’t?
I mean, there are some, but I think they’d make a shorter list than those who would.
MM
You don’t get an unlimited supply of those when you’re evil? The Internet has lied to me!
John
The Dark Side has cookies.
It just doesn’t let you have any. Because it’s evil.
Willoughby Chase
After a day’s pillaging and destroying, who wouldn’t?
Romanticide
I don’t have cookies but I still have cake. 😀
gkheyf
ya…we’re keeping her
Willoughby Chase
+1
Opus the Poet
The power of cookies compels you!
Stephen R. Bierce
*plays Supertramp’s “Breakfast In America” on the hacked Muzak*
M-M
Was going back and forth between “c is for cookie” and “who stole the cookie from the cookie jar” and then realized I was hacking the kids’ Muzak.
Disloyal Subject
Those would actually probably sound pretty good muzak’d.
JustCheetoDust
I like starting with the actual song and then switching to the muzak version after walking into an elevator or a store, like in Grosse Pointe Blank.
Needfuldoer
‘C is for Cookie’ makes a surprisingly good metal song.
Sunny
Metal and food in general go together pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4
Seriously
Okay, it’s been months of these comments, can someone fucking explain what the hell a Muzak is?!
Midnight_Fox
Muzak is the company that distributes that very generic instrumental overhead/phone hold music in stores, hotels, etc. It’s also become a generic term for elevator music/that style of music because of the proliferation of the company’s offerings.
Disloyal Subject
They have. Repeatedly. If that’s not good enough, then google it.
Stephen R. Bierce
https://www.youtube.com/user/SeeburgUp2Speed <- A YouTube Channel with samples of what an UNhacked Muzak would nominally sound like.
blackouthart
“You said you wanted to be alone. Those cookies count as company. Delicious, scrumptious company.”
Plasma Mongoose
At least until they’re gone…
JustCheetoDust
They’ll make a return later, but that’s not the kind of company that you keep around.
John
She’ll be there for your cookies, at least.
Or she’ll be there for you while announcing loudly to no one in particular that it’s just for the cookies.
Leorale
Carla is nearly the most insensitive confidante Ruth could have possibly chosen, but in some weird way, that kind of makes her the most appropriate to what Ruth wants. Wacky.
Leorale
it’s like, she’s not the confidante you need, she’s the one you deserve.
caesaria82
Are you saying Carla is Batman? Because I think maybe you are onto something with that…. ;p
John
Ruth’s the one whose parents are dead.
caesaria82
Oh, true. But we’ve just pretty much established that Carla comes from money, so maybe she is Batman’s daughter or protege. I’d say she’d be Robin, but she’s waaaay too cool to be Robin^^
Deanatay
So, Carla is Nightwing?
Scar Man!!!
How about Batwoman? I love her costume and her story and both of them are redheads
Roborat
Negaduck.
Disloyal Subject
something something, Ultra-Car, Amazi-girl
Dark
Don’t say that. Then Batman will have to punch Carla.
podian
something something Spider-Car
John
Spider-Car! Spider-Car! Does whatever a… spider…… mar?
Deanatay
Spider-Car, Spider-Car
Does whatever a Spider-Car does
Can she swing, from a thread
No she can’t, she’s a car
John
Yeah, she’s the best at letting Ruth pretend that she really doesn’t want a hug.
Wheelpath
Not sure I agree that she deserves to know, but whatever. Ruth is allowed to do what she wants as long as i get to keep my femurs.
John
This is affecting Ruth’s ability to deal with Carla’s Mary problem, so, yeah, I’d say Carla does deserve to know.
Nono
Ew, girls have COOKIES.
caesaria82
Carla is asking the important questions tbqh.
Kamino Neko
I kind of hope the next strip involves her nomming on a cookie while trying to get crumbs from other ones out of her hair.
Viga
Carla! *audience laugh track*
Alice Macher
Carla’s snark in panel two is beautiful. She may be a misanthrope, Ruth, just like you, but she’s trying to tell you something important.
Rukduk
Ruth: Yes!
Carla: Really?
Ruth: No. I don’t really like ginger snaps to be honest.
DSL
She prefers her ginger snaps to lie to her?
No Name
No, she prefers brunette snaps.
Plasma Mongoose
Watch out Billie, Carla wants Ruth’s cookies
Vangeln
‘Or I better go and bring Billie?’
Wolf
Dumbing of Triangle: DAY 11
http://imgur.com/c0sMaOf
Old strips now being ported: http://imgur.com/a/7FHYX
Wolf
Sorry Here it is:
http://imgur.com/lpnvGPY
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Ruth, RA at Stepford Community College.
motorfirebox
Those edited strips are creepy as hell.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Ruth will enshrine the cookies and worship them.
tim gueguen
I do not like the look on Ruth’s face in panel three. I can’t help but think she’s going to do something really harmful to herself, like drink a dangerous quantity of booze.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
What kind of rotgut goes best with ginger snaps?
gc
Nah, she just said she’s detoxing. That kind of plot whiplash gets your writer’s license revoked.
Shiro
She’s gonna tell Billie immediately, huh.
gc
Maybe. But only if she can do so in a way that maintains plausible deniability w/ regard to caring about other human beings.
Cerberus