Well I say that is GAWBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like… having to put up with GAWBAGE! I don’t know where you get off, but it’s definitely not at the Homestar Station anymore. Looks like you’re riding the 7:30 Alone train to ALONEVILLE. Making stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West BREAKIN’ UP WITH YOU! Oh, and you can keep the collector’s plates!
We’ve seen him at least go into the shower room, that day he discovered what an uncircumcised penis looks like. And I suspect that if he didn’t Dorothy would have more than a few things to say on the matter.
Before dating Dorothy, Walky was dedicated to certain bachelor things, including KMart brand soap.
Dorothy may have influenced him to something else. And also, KMart might not exist anymore.
N0083rp00F
That was SEVEN years ago in meat-space – how long ago was that in comic time?
Well Kmart Canada was spun off as a separate entity and quickly bought by The Bay in 97 due to the management group wanting a quick return and not caring one iota about the company or the people – They were merged with Zellers – Killed off by Wal-Mart and it’s predatory corporate practices. They are no more. They have ceased to be.
Obviously they’re relatively okay-smelling garbage. Walky in particular strikes me as likely to be made mostly up of candy wrappers and empty Doritos bags.
Discussion (197) - “Flip”
Ana Chronistic
this is just one big garbage dump, huh
can I join
Ana Chronistic
Willis, why would we talk you out of a perfectly good book title
Stephen Bierce
I prefer “You Ask A Lot Of STUPID Questions For A Smart Guy.”
Yet_One_More_Idiot
As much as I think “Up here, we can be garbage” is a pretty good title, “You ask a lot of stupid questions for a smart guy” sounds even better. š
dn3s
just use both! make one of them the sub-title
Up Here, We Can Be Garbage: You Ask A Lot Of Stupid Questions For A Smart Guy
Turbo edition!
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Makes more sense the other way round, imho.
You Ask A Lot Of Stupid Questions For A Smart Guy: Up Here, We CAN Be Garbage!
(as if to say, how can you not realise that we can be garbage up here? :P)
Pablo360
āUp Here, We Can Be GarbageāĀ is more universal, I feel.
Commodore Counterintuitive
PB
…. Awwwwwwwww!
DailyBrad
We can be garbaaaage, just for one dayyyy
Durandal_1707
Well I say that is GAWBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like… having to put up with GAWBAGE! I don’t know where you get off, but it’s definitely not at the Homestar Station anymore. Looks like you’re riding the 7:30 Alone train to ALONEVILLE. Making stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West BREAKIN’ UP WITH YOU! Oh, and you can keep the collector’s plates!
PB
(High-five for Homestar reference)
wwwhhattt
…not David Bowie?
wwwhhattt
Turns out I don’t always see nested comments. huh.
Bibulb
I’m glad I’m not the only one who went there.
Deanatay
Ninja’d!
On another note, I came here to make sure this song was sung. Thank you, DailyBrad, for singing it.
Plasma Mongoose
Does this count as “trash talk”?
Van Jealous
I ReFUSE to respond to that š
Plasma Mongoose
It would be a WASTE not to LITTER this with a pun-thread.
pinkie
I shall simply DUMP more puns on.
Plasma Mongoose
I just hope this thread doesn’t get SCRAPed.
N0083rp00F
We shall recycle and reuse old memes till we are blue in the face.
N0083rp00F
Or is that because we are Blue boxed?
ozzi
Rubbish! It will live forever!
Transgressingwaffle
Quit RECYCLING those puns. They are TRASH.
Plasma Mongoose
I will MUCK around as much as I like.
BagFaceMan
Be careful, we’re getting near the TIPPING point.
Usayasha
We’ve BIN at the tipping point, and now we just jumped OFFAL the edge.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Offal? What a load of TRIPE; that really was a truly OFFAL pun you made.
N0083rp00F
What we need is to get to the heart of the matter.
Chris Phoenix
Vulture gets on a plane. Flight attendant says, “Can I check that for you?” Vulture says, “No, it’s carrion.”
Featherdowns
A nice thread in which to DUMP our puns.
Featherdowns
Wait pinkie’s pun didnt show up for me at first.
Disregard the previous comment
Keulen
We can’t throw away this opportunity to pun.
Plasma Mongoose
Lets LANDFILL this with puns.
Queen Anthai
I hate each and every single one of you so much right now
Plasma Mongoose
You’re not asking us to DISCARD this and toss it in a BIN are you>
Foxhack
Did all of you just come here from Wilde Life or something? I swear the comment section on that comic can get truly OFFAL.
Foxhack
Also holy shit it’s Dayna
Hi Dayna
Plasma Mongoose
Not familiar with that, is it also a webcomic?
LazerWulf
Yes, it is a web comic, with a comic section that is filled with these same type of pun threads.
LazerWulf
comment* section
tyersome
Wow, I can’t believe the filth that DYW allows in his comments.
JustCheetoDust
Yeah, what rubbish.
Miri
And it’s Monday and a new chapter beginning… guess ehere I’m going next? š
Deanatay
When you’re moaning this much, it’s either terrible puns, or GREAT sex.
N0083rp00F
Why not both? Either way [expurgated due to explicit content and naughty words ]
Keulen
I’m pretty sure both of them shower far too much to smell like garbage though.
Yumi
Really? You’re pretty sure Walky showers?
Keulen
I’m assuming he does occasionally.
Rabid Rabbit
We’ve seen him at least go into the shower room, that day he discovered what an uncircumcised penis looks like. And I suspect that if he didn’t Dorothy would have more than a few things to say on the matter.
CleverTrousers
“Also, yeah, you do kind of have an odor.”
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/funk/
Plasma Mongoose
Unless they use a particularly unpleasant smelling body-soap.
ValdVin
Before dating Dorothy, Walky was dedicated to certain bachelor things, including KMart brand soap.
Dorothy may have influenced him to something else. And also, KMart might not exist anymore.
N0083rp00F
That was SEVEN years ago in meat-space – how long ago was that in comic time?
Well Kmart Canada was spun off as a separate entity and quickly bought by The Bay in 97 due to the management group wanting a quick return and not caring one iota about the company or the people – They were merged with Zellers – Killed off by Wal-Mart and it’s predatory corporate practices. They are no more. They have ceased to be.
ValdVin
What about Eaton’s? Still around? Haven’t been to Canada for a bit, but heard they were restructuring.
Andrusi
Obviously they’re relatively okay-smelling garbage. Walky in particular strikes me as likely to be made mostly up of candy wrappers and empty Doritos bags.
ValdVin
Don’t forget his “finishing note” of McNuggets and whichever sauce goes with.
Kamino Neko
If he really wants to be garbage, it has to be szechuan sauce.
Cheesy1
Welcome to “The Landfill”.
Van Jealous
Simply trash talk, if you ask me….
Stephen Bierce
Too young to know better/Too old to REFUSE…
GoblinScribe
I should’ve known these comments would’ve been full of throwaway puns.
AutobotDen
… Calling it now, this helps Amber feel better.
Clif
Let the shipping begin.
AnvilPro
We’re a couple of misfits,
We’re a couple of misfits,
What’s the matter with misfits?
That’s where we fit in!
Doctor_Who
Dorothy: Why weren’t you at Math Practice?!
PB
STOP BEING CUTE COMMENTS IāM NOT MADE OF STONE <3
Andrusi
I recognize this, yet my brain insisted on reading it to the tune of “We just figured out Blue’s Clues.”
brionl
Up on the roof, we can be garbage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_opWg9_qI
Keulen
Nice. I like Rockapella’s cover of it as well.
PB