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Funny story

Posted on June 3, 2014 by David M Willis

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Tags: joyce, sarah

Discussion (302) - “Funny story”

  1. Tunaro

    06/03/2014, 12:02 am
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    Did she really just stick that up her nose?

    1. Jen Aside

      06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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      Did she really gain nostrils just to do that?

      1. sps48

        06/03/2014, 12:06 am
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        Those nostrils look reeeealy wierd to me in panels 2 & 3.

        1. Cheryl

          06/03/2014, 12:17 am

          OH MY SHIT!

        2. Arkadi

          06/03/2014, 12:19 am

          There are no nostrils in those panels.

        3. Opus the Poet

          06/03/2014, 12:42 am

          Just one each panel, and it’s huge…

        4. Kennerly

          06/03/2014, 12:42 am

          She only has one nostril.

        5. blackaeon

          06/03/2014, 1:14 am

          She’s Nosferatu

        6. Djer

          06/03/2014, 1:55 am

          More like Nostrilatu, amiright?

        7. Foxhack

          06/03/2014, 8:05 am

          Noseferatu, dammit!

        8. Paul

          06/03/2014, 9:07 am

          Nostrildamus.

        9. Roborat

          06/03/2014, 2:40 pm

          I think you win.

        10. BigCheese

          06/03/2014, 2:45 pm

          Nostrdildamus

        11. Annie

          06/03/2014, 1:35 am

          Isn’t that how her nose always looks? And I thought that was a shadow under her nose, not a nostril. Noses are hard as hell to draw and I think the shadow under Joyce’s nose is quite effective at showing that she has a small, pointed nose.

        12. Shadow12000

          06/03/2014, 3:35 am

          The Joke

          Your head

        13. Gigafreak

          06/03/2014, 7:52 am

          The joke had over a year of setup, in fact!

        14. Toes14

          06/03/2014, 10:21 am

          OMG, Today’s strip is even funnier after being reminded of that one. Now I have a mental image of Joyce pushing the vibrator towards Sarah’s hoohah making ‘Vroom Vroom’ noises!

          (Yes, I realize I’m a perv.)

        15. Plasma Mongoose

          06/03/2014, 6:41 pm

          In other words, it was a Brick Joke.

        16. Annie

          06/04/2014, 5:52 am

          Now I’m even more confused. I recalled that strip (well more accurately I recalled Sarah saying something to the effect that she didn’t need a boyfriend because she had toys) but what does that have to do with Joyce’s nose?

          I’m really sorry if I’m being incredibly air headed. I could put the blame on the meds I take nightly, but I was pretty ditzy and scatterbrained before I had to start taking them already.

        17. Shariku Onikage

          06/03/2014, 5:13 pm

          That was my first thought as well. Then i reasoned that it is just meant to be the undershadow. Then i started to realise how much it made her look like Hitler. Then i wrote this comment.

    2. khambatta

      06/03/2014, 4:12 am
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      Did Sarah wait for Joyce to do that before explaining what it’s for?

    3. Lurlock

      06/03/2014, 12:01 pm
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      Even if it WAS a nose picker – why would anyone stick someone else’s nose-picker in their nose? That’s just – gross any way you look at it.

      1. brionl

        06/03/2014, 1:51 pm
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        You can pick your friends,
        You can pick your nose.
        But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

        1. whatintheliteralfuck

          06/03/2014, 3:01 pm

          you can pick you friends,
          you can pick your nose,
          but you can’t use your friends vibrator to pick your nose.

        2. Jen Aside

          06/03/2014, 8:01 pm

          You can totally pick your friend’s nose AND with a vibrator.

          You just won’t have friends afterwards.

        3. Anarchy 101

          06/03/2014, 11:03 pm

          Idk those fetishes, am I right

    4. JA

      06/09/2014, 12:49 pm
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      NOT THE NOSE!

  2. Jetzoin56

    06/03/2014, 12:02 am
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    Pfft, darn it Joyce

  3. Drunken Nordmann

    06/03/2014, 12:02 am
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    Well, at least she knows something about her own body.

    1. Stephen Bierce

      06/03/2014, 12:07 am
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      Anybody else see “Hemo The Magnificent” and the character Dr. Anatomy?

    2. David

      06/03/2014, 12:40 pm
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      You mean, “Where the Boogers are”?

  4. Mr. Random

    06/03/2014, 12:02 am
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    It is actually.

  5. Jen Aside

    06/03/2014, 12:02 am
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    “You meant uvula, didn’t you?”

    “…eew.”

    1. Tioras

      06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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      From the content of certain adult videos, I’m sure it COULD stimulate your uvula.

      1. Jen Aside

        06/03/2014, 12:04 am
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        Well, it’s the implication that she would do that after it’s been touching both Sarah’s vulva AND the floor.

        1. Lawzlo

          06/03/2014, 1:44 am

          10 second rule. It’s fine.

          At least where the floor’s concerned.

        2. Jen Aside

          06/03/2014, 1:09 pm

          Preeeeeeetty sure it took longer than ten seconds for her to decide to come down off the bunk, though.

        3. Rowanmikaio

          06/03/2014, 5:03 am

          Not to mention the inside of Joyce’s nose.

      2. Yotomoe

        06/03/2014, 12:10 am
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        That sounds like it’d lead to projectile vomiting.

        1. Drunken Nordmann

          06/03/2014, 12:21 am

          Technically, it’s some kind of ‘stimulation’ – just not the kind you’d normally want to experience.

        2. Kennerly

          06/03/2014, 12:44 am

          Unless Deep Throat is based on a true story.

        3. Jerden

          06/03/2014, 1:38 pm

          Stimulation of the gag reflex, to be precise.

    2. Drunken Nordmann

      06/03/2014, 12:10 am
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      I’m not sure I know what an uvula is. Is it something I have to know?

      1. Jen Aside

        06/03/2014, 12:11 am
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        Uh… open wide and say aah…

      2. Philip Marlowe

        06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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        The uvula is a thing hanging in the back of your throat. If you’ve ever seen a cartoon depiction of a WIDE-open mouth and seen that little pendulous thing hanging down, that’s the uvula.

        1. David

          06/03/2014, 1:20 am

          Ah, that’s what an uvula is! The things a religious upbringing can teach you…

      3. Alex

        06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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        It’s the dangly thing in the back of your mouth.

      4. Drunken Nordmann

        06/03/2014, 12:15 am
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        Thanks, guys. We just call it “Zäpfchen” here, if we even have to speak about it at all. 🙂

        1. Annie

          06/03/2014, 1:42 am

          If you plug “zäpfchen” in to Google Translate the first translation it gives is “suppository.” WHY is the word for uvula the same as the one for suppository?!? Eeep!

        2. tinfoil theory

          06/03/2014, 2:25 am

          Probably because they are similarly shaped. Zäpfchen is also the diminuitive of Zapfen. Happy googling.

        3. hmmm e-yep...

          06/03/2014, 8:56 am

          there is nothing happy about googling, only sadness and pain

        4. Betty Anne

          06/03/2014, 11:59 am

          No, there is EVERYTHING happy about Googling. XD I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. XD

    3. EvergreenFir

      06/03/2014, 12:33 am
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      That was actually a joke in Daria…

      1. Jen Aside

        06/03/2014, 1:12 am
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        except they prolly couldn’t actually say vulva

        1. EvergreenFir

          06/03/2014, 1:43 am

          They didn’t. Here’s the quote:

          [Daria is looking through a catalog of piercings]
          Daria: You spelled “uvula” wrong.
          Axl (Body Piercer): That’s not uvula.

        2. Deanatay

          06/03/2014, 7:25 am

          Gkk! Who would want to get their uvula pierced??? Piercings are for stimulation, but some reflexes are not meant to be constantly triggered… esp not the gag reflex!

        3. Jen Aside

          06/03/2014, 1:12 pm

          I’m familiar with it, just saying they prolly weren’t allowed is why they didn’t say it

  6. Doctor_Who

    06/03/2014, 12:02 am
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    I like to interpret panel 4 as Joyce accidentally turning it on Level 11 (Warning: not to be used near any fault lines) and getting knocked off her feat by the force as it spins in the air under its own power.

    1. Doctor_Who

      06/03/2014, 12:05 am
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      Sorry, panel 6. I can’t count, apparently.

      1. Tenn

        06/03/2014, 9:50 am
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        I imagine that could be a problem for a time traveller with multiple distinctly different incarnations.

      2. Gigafreak

        06/03/2014, 11:40 am
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        A supersonic screw-driver?

    2. Historyman68

      06/03/2014, 12:51 am
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      Dildocopter!

    3. gwalla

      06/03/2014, 1:16 am
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      This one goes up to eleven?

  7. LiaHansen

    06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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    Nostrils? Stop making up anatomy, Willis.

    1. Jen Aside

      06/03/2014, 12:04 am
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      Did he draw lips again?

      [or fingernails]

      1. Doctor_Who

        06/03/2014, 12:09 am
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        At least he’s never given Joyce pupils. That would just look wrong somehow.

        1. Opus the Poet

          06/03/2014, 12:46 am

          I think it would be good to give Joyce pupils so they could constrict when she was shocked like in this strip.

        2. Jen Aside

          06/03/2014, 1:13 am

          …as in, when she needs her femurs to live?

        3. Jen Aside

          06/03/2014, 1:13 am

          shit, wait, that’s dilate

        4. David

          06/03/2014, 1:23 am

          Dilating femurs? Is that what happens to slender Italian women after marriage?

        5. Opus the Poet

          06/03/2014, 12:03 pm

          No, that’s pasta. (As all my Italian relatives pepper me with [bad] meatballs)

    2. Tenn

      06/03/2014, 10:01 am
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      Joyce is a mutant!

  8. NCP19

    06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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    I love imagining the pratfall sound effect for the final panel.

    1. Doctor_Who

      06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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      Can’t decide if I like this one or this one better.

      1. Aizat

        06/03/2014, 12:25 am
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        Add in the cat sound effect and we’re good to go.

      2. Opus the Poet

        06/03/2014, 12:47 am
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        The first one with the yowling cat getting stepped on at the end.

      3. NF

        06/03/2014, 2:05 am
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        I imagine it more as one of those slipping “wwWOOOOP” sounds. Like her feet have slipped out from in front of her and she has gone full horizontal before landing on her back.

      4. a4lbi

        06/03/2014, 4:08 pm
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        Pratfall sounds are my favorite, right behind the Wilhelm scream.

  9. Plasma Mongoose

    06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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    “Is that like a Volvo?”

    1. Tunaro

      06/03/2014, 12:07 am
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      Nah, it’s that video game company, right?

      1. nothri

        06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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        No its that creepy weird character from those Soul Caliber games.

        1. Jen Aside

          06/03/2014, 1:14 am

          Isn’t it that annoying thing people blow at the World Cup?

          [sorry, I got nothin]

    2. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:11 am
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      Is it like a Revolver?
      Kinda. I mean…have you ever felt the sensation of sliding a long silver bullet into a well oiled chamber?

      1. Aizat

        06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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        That depends. Do you love the smell of cordite? You know, that sulphury smell?

        1. StClair

          06/03/2014, 8:32 am

          Did this just turn into SLEDGE HAMMER all of a sudden?

        2. Aizat

          06/03/2014, 9:26 am

          No, me and Yoto were quoting Revolver Ocelot.

        3. Yotomoe

          06/03/2014, 9:48 am

          You’re pretty good.

        4. Aizat

          06/03/2014, 11:25 am

          Just what I expect from the man with the same codename as the boss.

  10. Leon

    06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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    Okay, Joyce needs to deactivate the safe search on her search engine.

    1. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:11 am
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      That would destroy her. So yeah. She should.

      1. Unspeakable Anger

        06/03/2014, 12:25 am
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        Yay, destroying Joyce!

  11. NinjaNick

    06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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    Electronic nose picker. *giggles*

  12. Jesse

    06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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    It also gets really good hang-time, apparently.

    1. Aizat

      06/03/2014, 12:07 am
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      Must’ve been the deluxe model.

    2. ninja_jesus

      06/03/2014, 12:11 am
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      Anything can get good hangtime with enough RPM.

  13. whatho

    06/03/2014, 12:03 am
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    AHAHAHAHAHA

  14. timemonkey

    06/03/2014, 12:04 am
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    Wrong orifice Joyce, try again.

    1. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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      You’ve got 7-11 guesses.

      1. timemonkey

        06/03/2014, 12:14 am
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        Only three chances. If she guesses wrong…..right up the BUTT!

    2. Drunken Nordmann

      06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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      It’s not implicitly wrong. There are people…

    3. Deanatay

      06/03/2014, 7:29 am
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      Nasal sex! It’s the next big thing, boss!

      …

      YOu know you’ve reached a new low when you feel the need to quote from ‘Meet The Feebles’… DX

  15. Kernanator

    06/03/2014, 12:04 am
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    Not seen: Joyce’s legs doing that Scooby-Doo running away thing where they move back and forth rapidly without the upper body moving for a second or two, then dashing off.

    1. Kernanator

      06/03/2014, 12:08 am
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      Shit, the comic didn’t fully load for me, so I assumed she ran away. GUESS MY JOKE DOESN’T WORK AFTER ALL, OH WELL.

      1. Drunken Nordmann

        06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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        Maybe she tried to run away and then slipped?

  16. caesaria82

    06/03/2014, 12:04 am
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    The faces in this strip are literally all gold. Every single one. But especially Sarah’s ‘I’m 100% done with you’ face in panel 4.

    1. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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      Sarah’s face is pretty cute in this comic, actually.

    2. timemonkey

      06/03/2014, 12:17 am
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      I don’t think that’s an ‘I’m done with you’ face so much as a ‘god, you really are that naïve, fuck now I can’t even be mad’ face.

    3. Deanatay

      06/03/2014, 7:31 am
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      I love her faint blush in Panel 4.

  17. Wonder Wig

    06/03/2014, 12:04 am
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    She thinks it’s a car.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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      Well it does make a vroom noise.

    2. David

      06/03/2014, 1:26 am
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      If you need a car to pick your nose, you are probably in a situation where your medical would cover plastic surgery.

  18. MightionNY

    06/03/2014, 12:05 am
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    Dear lord… I can’t wait to see how they reassemble Joyce’s shattered brain-meats.

    1. Aizat

      06/03/2014, 12:15 am
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      Gentlemen, we can rebuild her brain. We have the technology.

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        06/03/2014, 12:21 am
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        “But we don’t want to spend too much.”

        1. Ancestral Hamster

          06/03/2014, 12:29 am

          Scene cut to Joyce’s brain being replaced with a Magic 8-ball.

        2. Aizat

          06/03/2014, 12:30 am

          So, every time Joyce wants to make a decision, she just rattles her head?

        3. Opus the Poet

          06/03/2014, 12:48 am

          Like she doesn’t already?

        4. Ancestral Hamster

          06/03/2014, 1:09 am

          @Opus the Poet: LOL!

          “Reply Hazy. Try Again.”

  19. LiaHansen

    06/03/2014, 12:06 am
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    I would pay good money to see Joyce’s face in that last panel.

    1. Jen Aside

      06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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      I’m imagining the “I NEED MY FEMURS TO LIVE” face

      1. Aizat

        06/03/2014, 12:20 am
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        I’m imagining the “Oh God. Why?” face.

        1. Kamino Neko

          06/03/2014, 1:54 am

          My guess…

        2. LuckyStar7

          06/03/2014, 4:52 am

          I’m imagining the ‘GASP’ face.

    2. Annie

      06/03/2014, 1:48 am
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      I imagined it being pretty blank because she fainted from the shock.

  20. Pyr05

    06/03/2014, 12:07 am
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    Well at least she didn’t try to make it a combination nose picker/tongue scraper.

    1. Aizat

      06/03/2014, 12:10 am
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      It’s kinda big to be a tongue scraper.

      1. Yotomoe

        06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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        Have you seen Joyce’s mouth? Nothing is to big for that!

  21. Yotomoe

    06/03/2014, 12:09 am
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    It’s a type of car, right? Right?

    1. timemonkey

      06/03/2014, 12:17 am
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      Well, you can ride it to work but I doubt you’ll get much done.

  22. Tacdud2

    06/03/2014, 12:09 am
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    Did Joyce died?

    1. Opus the Poet

      06/03/2014, 12:27 am
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      From embarassment.

  23. Shade

    06/03/2014, 12:10 am
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    And today Joyce learned a valuable lesson, don’t stick strange things up your nose.

    1. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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      I think the lesson is, ALWAYS stick strange things up your nose.

    2. PedanticJerkass

      06/03/2014, 10:41 pm
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      But now that she knows what it is, it’s okay, right?

  24. Romanticide

    06/03/2014, 12:11 am
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    Sarah just doesn’t pull any punches XD XD

  25. Marvelman

    06/03/2014, 12:11 am
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    I had hoped that Sarah would give Joyce a hands-on demonstration.

  26. Aizat

    06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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    Hahaha, what a story, Joyce.

    1. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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      So anyway, how’s your sex life?

      1. Aizat

        06/03/2014, 12:16 am
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        Oh hai, Yotomoe.

        1. Yotomoe

          06/03/2014, 12:20 am

          Aizat, you’re just a chicken. Chip chip chip cheeeriipeeerreeeep.

        2. Aizat

          06/03/2014, 12:21 am

          Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world.

        3. etybolik

          06/03/2014, 12:44 am

          You are TEARING ME APART, YOTO.

  27. GhostWriter

    06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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    You know… I think the general practice of if you don’t know what something is, the last thing you should do is stick it in an orifice… Now Sara has to clean off the nose gunk.

    1. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:15 am
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      I’m sure that’s snot a problem for her. I don’t think it’d really bug her.

    2. newllend

      06/03/2014, 12:21 am
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      Could have been worse, could have thought it was a vibrating back scratcher

      1. Drunken Nordmann

        06/03/2014, 12:25 am
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        How can that be worse than sticking random things you don’t know in your orifices?

        Back scratchers are awesome, though – not that I’d ever need one.

        1. newllend

          06/03/2014, 12:29 am

          People scratch in very low places with back scratchers.

        2. Kelly

          06/03/2014, 12:31 am

          Back scratchers are one of humankind’s greatest inventions!

        3. Drunken Nordmann

          06/03/2014, 12:37 am

          As I said – I have not need for them. Most people need them because there’s this one spot on their back they can’t reach with their arms.

          I can.

        4. LuckyStar7

          06/03/2014, 4:55 am

          Me too! 😀

        5. Roborat

          06/03/2014, 2:48 pm

          I thought that was what the cat was for.

  28. newllend

    06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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    Kind of makes me wonder what she does and doesn’t know now.

  29. Horrible Person

    06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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    What surprises me more is that she put it in her nose knowing (or assuming) that its been used by someone other than herself. Theres innocence and then theres…Oh Joyce..

    1. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:15 am
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      Yeah. I don’t want other people’s boogers in my nose…that’s…gross.

      1. John

        06/03/2014, 9:34 pm
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        Joyce learned from Dorothy that that’s a sexy thing adults do.

  30. Just Here

    06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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    I just love how clinical Sarah is in describing its nature and function. She’s not trying to break Joyce or weird her out. she’s just trying to make sure that Joyce has a clear grasp of the subject at hand.

    First panel of the next strip: Joyce lying flat on her back, looking up at Sarah, as Sarah reads her the riot act about going through other people’s things, with the object in question in her hand.

    Either that, or Sarah decides to demonstrate. Either one could be fun. 😛

    1. Roborat

      06/03/2014, 2:49 pm
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      Particularly if she decides to demonstrate it on Joyce.

      1. Kai

        06/07/2014, 5:53 am
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        Sooo … why didn’t anybody ask the obvious question here:
        When will “Sarah teaches Joyce a lesson … or two” be online at slipshine?
        😉

  31. John Madden

    06/03/2014, 12:12 am
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    Ahahahahaha

  32. ninja_jesus

    06/03/2014, 12:13 am
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    She put it up against her throat last strip. Does that technically count as 3rd base?

  33. chris73

    06/03/2014, 12:15 am
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    Aaaaand Sarah leap frogs into first place for most best character on this strip

  34. Yotomoe

    06/03/2014, 12:16 am
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    Towel Sarah is SO FRIGGIN’ CUTE THOUGH.

    1. newllend

      06/03/2014, 12:19 am
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      For once, can’t believe I ever admit it but she is….how does she still have make up on early in the morning after a shower?

      1. timemonkey

        06/03/2014, 12:19 am
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        By putting it on after getting out of the shower?

        1. newllend

          06/03/2014, 12:25 am

          She’s always wearing make up though what does she look like without it?

        2. GhostWriter

          06/03/2014, 12:37 am

          I kinda thought that was just to differentiate her lips on her face and that the rouge on her cheeks was just standard ‘flushing’ that happens to skin when exposed to warm/hot water for a time. I’m white but my skin sometimes looks like I’m sunburnt after a warm shower, or if I soak in a spa for more than 3 minutes, but it returns to normal fairly quickly.

      2. Yotomoe

        06/03/2014, 12:21 am
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        I can’t tell if it’s makeup or those are her black lady lips.

        1. Aizat

          06/03/2014, 12:23 am

          If that’s the case, that’s a pair of luscious lips.

        2. Yotomoe

          06/03/2014, 12:26 am

          Still not Jacob level lips…

        3. Ryune

          06/03/2014, 12:33 am

          They’re less purple than normal and closer to her skin color so I’m gonna say that’s her natural lip color sans lipstick.

        4. Blue Dragon

          06/03/2014, 1:23 am

          Yotomoe, when you refer to Sarah’s “lady lips”, the first thing that comes to my mind is a very different part of her anatomy. However, I recently learned not to call them that. Not all females have labia.

        5. Yotomoe

          06/03/2014, 1:25 am

          I’m not referring to “Lady Lips”. I’m referring to her Black Lady Lips. Like how Jacob Has Black Dude Lips.

        6. Blue Dragon

          06/03/2014, 1:37 am

          Freely acknowledged. It is my mind that is in the gutter, not your mouth.

        7. Yotomoe

          06/03/2014, 2:30 am

          Haha, not that that would stop me! I don’t censor myself.

        8. Annie

          06/03/2014, 2:00 am

          Also, not all people with labia (labias? What’s the plural?) are female.

          When I was a teen I used the term “girlie parts” (I know, such a mature phrase to use, right?) and got a pretty stern talking to by a trans-gender friend. Never made that mistake again.

        9. Yotomoe

          06/03/2014, 2:13 am

          Lucky for me my trans friend is pretty lax about that kinda stuff.

        10. Annie

          06/04/2014, 5:39 am

          By “never make that mistake again” I didn’t mean “I never used such a phrase around him again” and I didn’t mean that my friend going off on me made me scared to use such terms at all. I stopped using those kinds of words and phrases because I felt like he had a very good point. One I’d never even considered before.
          I don’t mind if other people say “lady bits” or “girlie parts” or whatever, I just choose not to use such terms.

        11. Deanatay

          06/03/2014, 7:38 am

          Actually, ‘labia’ is plural, meaning ‘lips’. A single ‘lip’ would be ‘labium’.

          BTW, both men and women (of either sex) have labia. On their faces.

        12. begbert2

          06/03/2014, 10:38 am

          I find the implication here that all languages are interchangeable and indistinguishable vaguely disturbing.

        13. Deathjavu

          06/03/2014, 7:30 pm

          As usual, SMBC has it covered:

          http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2889

        14. gwalla

          06/04/2014, 11:53 am

          It actually does mean the same thing in English, though usually in technical contexts like medicine and linguistics.

  35. Darwin

    06/03/2014, 12:21 am
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    Funnier than her playing with it!

  36. Arkadi

    06/03/2014, 12:21 am
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    Oh noes Sarah you broke Joyce! D:

    1. Deanatay

      06/03/2014, 7:44 am
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      It was the only way. Trying to euphemize it to Joyce would only have deepened her confusion, and made the final reveal worse in the end. The bandage had to be ripped off. And, let’s face it, if you need a bandage ripped off, Sarah is the person to do it. It’s her way.

      1. Arkadi

        06/03/2014, 12:04 pm
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        Why? She didn’t have to make up that gross lie: she could have confessed that it was her sonic screwdriver and taken Joyce in as her companion! TwT

  37. Raibean

    06/03/2014, 12:24 am
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    Joyce died and only true love’s kiss can revive her

    I nominate Billy

    1. Yotomoe

      06/03/2014, 12:26 am
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      I nominate Sal’s Bike.

      1. Arkadi

        06/03/2014, 12:04 pm
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        I nominate Sal’s hair.

    2. Aizat

      06/03/2014, 12:27 am
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      I nominate Ruth.

    3. Ancestral Hamster

      06/03/2014, 12:27 am
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      I nominate Faz.

      1. newllend

        06/03/2014, 12:32 am
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        I nominate the Ethan,wait…guess she ain’t wakeing up.

        1. timemonkey

          06/03/2014, 7:34 am

          You can love someone without wanting to bone them, so Ethan would be fine if he actually loved her.

        2. TsunamiJane

          06/03/2014, 11:29 am

          “Oh Anna. If only there were someone out there who loved you!”

          Sorry. I had to.

    4. Bill

      06/03/2014, 12:45 am
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      I accept the challenge.

    5. LuckyStar7

      06/03/2014, 4:58 am
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      I nominate Walky.
      ….What?
      I want to see tears and screams of ‘NO NO NO YOU CAN’T MAKE ME’.

  38. Ancestral Hamster

    06/03/2014, 12:26 am
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    It is a surprise that Joyce knows what a vulva is! I figured she’d know it by some euphemism.

    1. Aizat

      06/03/2014, 12:29 am
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      Like the Fairy Cave?

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        06/03/2014, 1:11 am
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        Oh, that’s an interesting one.

      2. Annie

        06/03/2014, 2:02 am
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        But the vulva isn’t cave-like. The vagina is.

        1. Aizat

          06/03/2014, 9:28 am

          Hey, don’t blame me. I have no knowledge of the female genitalia.

      3. Gareth

        06/05/2014, 1:11 pm
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        She would probably say that calling it a “fairy cave” would promote paganism.

    2. tinfoil theory

      06/03/2014, 2:33 am
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      Maybe she doesn’t, and was shocked by the word or concept of a mechanical phallus alone.

  39. gangler

    06/03/2014, 12:30 am
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    Sarah’s not paid enough for this.

    1. Aizat

      06/03/2014, 12:31 am
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      Wait, she got paid?

      1. Eolirin

        06/03/2014, 12:48 am
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        Nope, which is the point exactly! 😛

  40. WaveRocker

    06/03/2014, 12:32 am
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    In all honesty, what does that appendage of it… do?

    1. Opus the Poet

      06/03/2014, 12:52 am
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      Google “Rabbit vibrator” without the quotes and leave safe search off. ONly the third time I had to explain this to someone today… you would think people never learned to craft a simple search string…

      1. Opus the Poet

        06/03/2014, 12:54 am
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        https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=rabbit%20vibrator

        You’re welcome

      2. Megatron

        06/03/2014, 1:41 am
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        If you don’t know it’s called a ‘Rabbit Vibrator’ how are other fleshlings supposed to know to search for it? Also, wasn’t one of the previous times today on the previous comic? Your fellow fleshlings may not have read the previous day’s comments section.

        Of course, you could just tell them. Internet searches have a way of displaying unhelpful responses sometimes. If you tell your fellow fleshlings directly, you can be sure that they get the information you want them to know.

        For example, I never tell Starscream to google anything. You know why? Somehow, no matter what it is, he manages to get search results that aren’t just unhelpful, but actually detrimental. One time, I asked him to tell me what an ‘apple pie’ was and he told me it was a video game about Godzilla rescuing his girlfriend from King Kong.

        No joke.

        1. tinfoil theory

          06/03/2014, 2:44 am

          Personalized search results. But you do know what an apple pie is now, don’t you? Did you google it yourself?

      3. Roborat

        06/03/2014, 2:57 pm
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        Or you could just, you know, using your knowledge of female anatomy, mentally picture the vibrator inserted where it is supposed to go, then visualize what the little pointy bit would be touching. (hint, it’s the clitoris). Why is this so hard to figure out?

        1. Deathjavu

          06/03/2014, 7:00 pm

          People don’t have the knowledge of the anatomy.

          No, really. Read yesterdays comments in particular to see how pitiful US education is in regards to human biology.

        2. Roborat

          06/05/2014, 4:01 pm

          I know, and that knowledge both makes me very sad, and glad that I was lucky enough to be born in Canada.

    2. tinfoil theory

      06/03/2014, 2:39 am
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      This is exactly the kind of question that the internet has porn for.

    3. PedanticJerkass

      06/03/2014, 10:46 pm
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      Hasn’t this question been answered already, multiple times, in the past two days of comments? Or were you just being sarcastic?

  41. MM

    06/03/2014, 12:41 am
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    Don’t be ridiculous, Sarah. She didn’t hear a word after “phallus.”

  42. Nena

    06/03/2014, 12:44 am
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    Oh Joyce! What are we going to do with you?

  43. MrSirk

    06/03/2014, 12:46 am
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    It’s endearing that Joyce thinks of Sarah as a big sister.

  44. etybolik

    06/03/2014, 12:47 am
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    I don’t think the term “vulva” reached Joyce’s ears. She heard “phallus” and that was it.

  45. Crumplepunch

    06/03/2014, 12:48 am
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    Is Sarah looking at and talking to the ‘camera’ in that last panel?

    1. Drunken Nordmann

      06/03/2014, 12:52 am
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      I think she’s speaking to herself. Speaking to the camera would involve looking at us.

      1. Kamino Neko

        06/03/2014, 2:01 am
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        And she’s not looking nearly horrified enough for that. >_>

    2. JepMZ

      06/03/2014, 2:51 am
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      She was looking at the core of her soul where her heart is located at, metaphorically

  46. GoogerGeiger

    06/03/2014, 12:52 am
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    Did she really just pick her nose with the clit-attachment?

    I like to imagine Willis spent a long time on the last panel thinking of what kind of expression he would draw on Joyce’s face before finally giving up.

  47. Chaucer59

    06/03/2014, 1:02 am
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    O God! Can’t breathe. Think I just peed myself. Too funny. Wonder how long Joyce’s coma will last.

  48. Twirls

    06/03/2014, 1:12 am
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    Gotta say, I had a hard time finding personal time when i lived in the dorms. It doesn’t seem like Joyce has a job so there’s no exact science to how much time Sarah would have to herself at any given moment.
    So props for finding the time, Sarah!

  49. David

    06/03/2014, 1:29 am
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    You can shove it around and I get to make the noises.

    1. LuckyStar7

      06/03/2014, 5:01 am
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      ‘Stop. Talking.’

      1. Aizat

        06/03/2014, 11:26 am
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        Darn it, Rigby.

  50. Evan

    06/03/2014, 1:55 am
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    Well that takes care of that. 😛

  51. Annie

    06/03/2014, 2:11 am
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    Actually, I’m surprised Joyce knows what a vulva is too. I’ve encountered enough women that don’t know what it means, or just vaguely know it’s “something down there,” that I’ve ceased to be surprised by it.

    Heck, I wasn’t sure what a cervix was until I was 25 and infertility caused me to have to research my own body almost constantly. I’m duly embarrassed by that fact, but also blame the poor excuse for sex education I got in school for my ignorance.

    1. tinfoil theory

      06/03/2014, 2:53 am
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      Kids today have the wikipedia in their pockets, but aren’t allowed to use it so as not to embarrass their teachers.

      1. Chris

        06/03/2014, 7:48 am
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        * Edits wikipedia page to make it mainly about Swedish cars *

        1. Heavensrun

          06/03/2014, 11:12 am

          (checks within minutes to see that it’s already been edited back)

  52. WingedBeast

    06/03/2014, 2:26 am
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    Which is more ruined, Joyce’s mind by finding out she put an electronic phallus up her nose, or the electronic phallus after having been put up someone’s nose?

    Honestly, is there enough cleaning to get that image out of Sarah’s mind?

    1. David

      06/03/2014, 12:47 pm
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      Not just anybody’s nose, but Joyce’s. Poor electronic phallus just can’t stop shaking.

      1. Kai

        06/07/2014, 5:35 am
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        Why? I think we’ll be safe to say that this was the first phallus inside Joyce. So does this count as defloration?

  53. Idon'tcarenomore

    06/03/2014, 2:55 am
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    Roflmao. Just when I though Joyce could not possibly be a bigger dipshit she picks her nose with it.

    Indeed, Sarah doesn’t “get paid enough.

    I love her response. Pure Sarah, straight and to the point.

    I think phallus is the magic word, not vulva. Not sure Joyce knows either of them, but the first is more likely as the second has sooo may cutesy names.

    1. Deanatay

      06/03/2014, 7:50 am
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      Joyce seems to have an excellent vocabulary, even of scientific terms. Her home-schooling was no half-assed job, I will concede.

  54. Idon'tcarenomore

    06/03/2014, 2:56 am
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    Dang edit…” so MANY cutesy names”

  55. Acher4

    06/03/2014, 2:59 am
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    Why is naivety so adorable?
    Look at her at the third panel.
    Dawwww. 😀
    I so hope there is more strips in this small story arc – wanna see her reaction after she wakes up.

  56. Nine

    06/03/2014, 3:16 am
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    Am I the only female confused by the fact that Sarah said “vulva” and not “vagina?” Have I been using these mechanical phalluses wrong? >_>

    1. That Damn Rat

      06/03/2014, 3:33 am
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      IF you’re being strictly technical, what most people refer to as the vagina is actually the vulva, the vagina is really only the canal that leads directly to the cervix. The vulva is the whole she-bang, so to speak, up to the start of the vagina.

      1. Nine

        06/03/2014, 11:03 am
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        Yeah, I know, but the phallus part of the toy is meant to be inserted, beyond the exterior genitals/vulva. I definitively mean vagina when I say “vagina.”

    2. Annie

      06/03/2014, 6:08 am
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      Those kinds of vibrators can be used on vulva or vagina. I have been under the impression that most women use them on their vulva, specifically on or right around their clitoris, because more women are able to climax through clitoral stimulation than actual penetration.

      Also, Sarah could have been referring specifically to the part Joyce stuck in her nose, which is specifically designed to stimulate the clitoris and/or vulva.

      1. Nine

        06/03/2014, 11:21 am
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        I have owned some like that before (rabbit vibrators) and the phallus part is pretty weak sauce for vulval purposes. The clitoral extension that Joyce has up her nose is like a jillion times stronger, in my experience. But you really have to insert the big part to make use of the extension because of the ergonomic design, regardless of whether you wanted it just for clitoral stimulation or not. I think it would be awkward to use it in any other arrangement, but maybe others have tried?

        I considered the notion that Sarah was referring to the extension, but I’ve never seen a rabbit vibe with a tiny phallus on top of a big phallus, so that didn’t make sense either. :p

        1. Annie

          06/04/2014, 5:22 am

          I’ve actually never owned one, so I didn’t know that. I kind of assumed the phallic part was basically the same as other penis-shaped vibrators which can be and are used on the vulva alone.

          That’s for clearing that up for me. I mean that genuinely.

        2. Nine

          06/05/2014, 1:39 am

          No problem. 🙂

        3. Yoohoo

          09/10/2014, 11:49 pm

          For the record, turn it upside down and you’re good to go. No insertion needed.

          Yer welcome :3

      2. Nine

        06/03/2014, 11:30 am
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        I present this NSFW comic for illustration of my previous comment. :p
        http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ina2/

        1. brionl

          06/03/2014, 2:05 pm

          Uhh, is the naked one supposed to look like a dude with a vulva?
          “You watched it! You can’t un-watch it!”

        2. Kamino Neko

          06/03/2014, 2:37 pm

          Yes. One of the great things about OJST is that the ‘Masturbateers’ include obviously trans folk of both genders, and the cisgender Masturbateers aren’t necessarily traditionally attractive.

        3. Nine

          06/04/2014, 2:32 am

          Yeah, I like that about OJST too. Very inclusive and diverse! 🙂

      3. Roborat

        06/03/2014, 3:00 pm
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        Yea, that was my read on it also.

    3. min

      06/04/2014, 12:29 pm
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      You are definitely not the only one. No girl would ever say that. We don’t buy sex toys to stimulate our “vulvas”. It’s clits and vags. Also, that’s a dildo with a vibrating function, not a vibrator, technically speaking. It would be in the dildos section of the sex toy store, not the vibrator one. Trust me. File this one under “Obviously written by a guy who did not get any female proofreading before publishing.”

      1. David M Willis

        06/04/2014, 4:06 pm
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        my wife is a female 🙁

        1. Nine

          06/05/2014, 1:36 am

          Is your wife very fond of the word “vulva?” D:

        2. Vree

          06/05/2014, 12:11 pm

          That’s a coincidence, so is my mom!

      2. Nine

        06/05/2014, 1:30 am
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        Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was going crazy. Everyone was like “vulva this” and “vulva that” in the comments and I was like, “Does nobody know how to use this thing???”

  57. WeezerLuvr3030

    06/03/2014, 4:02 am
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    Joyce’s facial expressions already made her the most animated character in this comic. She is the Jim Carrey of webcomics.

    But the slapstick drawings in this story arc make her the most dynamic character is all webcomics.

    Joyce is the James Brown of webcomics.

    1. takashid

      06/03/2014, 4:47 am
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      Joyce Brown is the James Brown of webcomics!

      1. LuckyStar7

        06/03/2014, 5:04 am
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        James Brown is the Joyce brown of comedy!

        1. Heavensrun

          06/03/2014, 11:22 am

          I…Do you know who James Brown is?

        2. Drunken Nordmann

          06/03/2014, 3:00 pm

          This one?

        3. Heavensrun

          06/03/2014, 6:30 pm

          That would be the one. I get the impression that LuckyStar was assuming he was a comedian, though.

        4. LuckyStar7

          06/03/2014, 9:17 pm

          I was seeing how many people would catch that. Good job!

        5. madd

          06/03/2014, 3:23 pm

          GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

        6. madd

          06/03/2014, 3:27 pm

          Oops … that went in the wrong place …

        7. LuckyStar7

          06/03/2014, 9:18 pm

          Like the dildo.

  58. Dutch

    06/03/2014, 4:04 am
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    And here I was thinking Mike was going to swoop in to yield some of his immortal wisdom.

  59. Giovanni

    06/03/2014, 5:37 am
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    The Bazooka Joe pratfall is priceless.

    1. maxlines

      06/03/2014, 6:19 am
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      Yes. Heh.

  60. CianM1301

    06/03/2014, 6:05 am
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    Well, I was kinda right.

  61. Triniking

    06/03/2014, 6:32 am
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    I wonder if Sarah ever went through this with her own little sister.

  62. Bagge

    06/03/2014, 7:30 am
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    NO JOYCE – DON”T LOOSE YOUR COOL!

  63. Jenny Creed

    06/03/2014, 8:17 am
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    Sarah must be taking REALLY good care of that thing, like boil it in bleach ever week or something, or Joyce would probably be able to smell something kind of “fishy”, at least with it poking up her nose.

    1. Gold

      06/03/2014, 12:46 pm
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      Sarah really needs to rise that thing off better. ‘Knocked Joyce right off her feet.

    2. SheaB

      06/04/2014, 12:38 am
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      Vaginas don’t smell like fish. If you smell a vagina and it has a fishy odor, that person has an infection. A fishy smell is NOT normal.

      1. Jenny Creed

        06/04/2014, 10:29 am
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        Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve never seen any genitals produce juices entirely without scent. >_>

    3. Nine

      06/05/2014, 1:39 am
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      It shouldn’t smell if she just *washes* after each use. o_O

      Healthy vaginas are more kind of yogurty smelling, IMO.

  64. robbzilla

    06/03/2014, 8:53 am
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    I pray to God she cleans her toys after use…

    1. Casey

      06/03/2014, 9:04 am
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      It would be weird if she didn’t, seeing as not cleaning your toys after use puts you more at risk for an infection

  65. Casey

    06/03/2014, 9:03 am
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    I cringed when she put it up her nose. I wonder how many toys Sarah has because if it were me there wouldn’t be enough washing to make me forget my roommate put part of my Rabbit up her nose….

    1. Roborat

      06/03/2014, 3:09 pm
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      Would it be more than the washing required to forget you placed your roommate’s rabbit in your nose?

  66. Tomas

    06/03/2014, 9:04 am
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    If you’re trying to make me fall in love with Sarah, mission accomplished.

  67. 'Los

    06/03/2014, 10:07 am
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    Not gonna lie…. it was kinda hot how clinically she stated that….

  68. Alexx

    06/03/2014, 11:25 am
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    Now I’m imagining a kazoo noise as Joyce falls back and the dildo spins in the air.

    Also: Mechanical Phallus is an awesome band name.

    1. Roborat

      06/03/2014, 3:07 pm
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      Surprising, as far as I can tell, it’s not taken yet, although mechanical tampon fish is.

    2. sps48

      06/03/2014, 10:52 pm
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      Detachable Penis is a song name, though.

  69. Lone Wolf

    06/03/2014, 2:01 pm
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    I have to admit, Joyce handled that a lot better than I thought she would.

  70. Subtle Anagram

    06/03/2014, 6:59 pm
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    Shunting memory to Anti-Joyce and rebooting.

    1. Jen Aside

      06/03/2014, 8:03 pm
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      I totes want Anti-Joyce to legitimately be a student here.

      1. Subtle Anagram

        06/05/2014, 10:25 pm
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        If Joyce wasn’t mind-wiped in the DoA universe, Anti-Joyce might not exist as a component of her schismed personality. Everything seems much healthier here, so Joyce may pursue seemingly Anti-Joycian behaviors (such as trying to emulate Sal) instead of automatically repressing them. Unless there’s a big reveal coming, you may want to pin your hopes on a well-aimed frying pan/bowling ball–or a cousin, perhaps. An identical cousin, just the same.

  71. Kathleen

    06/03/2014, 8:18 pm
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    She thinks Joyce knows what a vulva is, but I think she heard the word “phallus” and was already done.

  72. man in black

    06/03/2014, 8:49 pm
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    Guessing she is down for the night?

  73. Just Me

    06/03/2014, 9:08 pm
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    I hope this is the last we see of the mechanical phallus.

  74. John

    06/03/2014, 9:43 pm
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    I’m thinking Joyce doesn’t actually know “vulva” or “phallus”, but is vaguely aware that “stimulate” means something dirty.

    1. Dleclerc

      06/03/2014, 10:24 pm
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      She did google strap-ons. Possible she did more than look at images, and read a wikipedia article. (Though I find it hard to imagine that.)

  75. Bo

    06/03/2014, 10:40 pm
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    It’s kind of adorable she called her “Sis.”

    1. John

      06/04/2014, 12:16 am
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      Nah, that’s a cynical bid to play on Sarah’s sororal (Is that a word? It totally should be. Merriam-Webster says yes, but Mozilla’s word-squiggler doesn’t like it. It’s fine with “fraternal”. Quit being sexist, Mozilla.) feelings in hopes of gaining leniency despite knowing that she’s totally guilty and caught red-handed.

    2. Vree

      06/05/2014, 12:12 pm
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      In fact, the whole strip is the same as if it was a younger sister rummaging through her older sister’s sh-stuff.

  76. tahrey

    07/28/2014, 12:18 pm
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    So, er… OK… now… um…

    I’ve actually got a Biology degree, but I’m STILL not sure which one of the pair is now going to want to sterilise that contact area more thoroughly.

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