My first thought was Joe must be screaming inside, but the look on his face in the last panel reqds more like the truly scientific, “oh. That’s weird.”
Joe realizes he has done the unthinkable and reduced the amount of lust in the room, and must declare himself a Lust Ronan and wander the earth spreading lust wherever he goes to regain his honor.
I’m still not really sure how this is confusing everyone. They are in their first year of college. The first two years of college (in florida) had several required classes which had nothing to do with my degree.
I just assume this is something like that, though I’m shocked to find that isn’t as common and universal as I thought it was.
Aletheia
I think the problem is that 1) that’s really only common in the US (and maybe Canada?) because pretty much every other country doesn’t require gen-ed classes at the university level, and 2) the gen-ed science courses are usually, like, Bio 101 and Bio 102, not “Human Life and Evolution,” haha, unless there’s a science elective or two required as well.
Demoted Oblivious
To be fair, the US (and by proximity Canada) could REALLY benefit from the general population being required to learn about human life and evolution. Probably from pre-school to graduation.
Also: critical thinking.
On the other hand, I have taken both general education classes as part of an engineering degree, and program only specialized courses as part of a college diploma program. Having seen the effect of the required general education courses on myself and my peers, I am firmly convinced that some general education as part of even highly specialized programs is beneficial. Having studied the topic closely, Engineers Canada also advocates for general arts education to be a required part of an engineers bachelor education.
Near as I can tell, the people who push the hardest for there to be specialized only programs, are those who aim to profit off the backs of those who will work using said education. Something about unthinking drones making them money.
Needfuldoer
We need it, but we’ll never get it because that’s not how you churn out obedient little worker drones.
Daniel M Ball
I don’t know, some of the courses that are specialized are so hyperspecialized they honestly have no real-world relevance or usefulness, but they DO make lots of headlines. just open your catalogue to the social sciences area, and you’ll find a whole slew of degrees that you can’t use outside of Academia. A good, honest, GENERAL Gen-Ed would be nice if it were offered, instead of feeding the fragile egoes of self-styled intellectuals.
And even a Conservative (though not necessarily a Christian Conservative) would agree on that one.
Then again, if they only taught kids what the actual powers of the President and Congress were, or what the rules of a jury trial and evidence are, or the difference between “Rights” and “Privileges” it would go a long way toward preventing the insanity of the last four years, because people wouldn’t be getting upset about shit they didn’t know how it works to begin with.
Then again, an educated populace wouldn’t have elected Shiela Jackson-Lee, Alexia Ocasio Cortez, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, George Bush, Mitch McConnell, and so on and so on and so on.
There wouldn’t be a Swamp of executive orders, unaccountable agencies, and most of your Lobbyists wouldn’t be able to be in business because they wouldn’t be able to get people to fall for their bullshit or re-elect visibly and obviously corrupt scumbags.
Okay, that was a stupid digression. forget I mentioned it. According to my mom, who went to college back in the sixties (a REAL college, not the community thing I went to to get my AWS card or the one I dropped out of 15 credits short of an associates in geosciences because I met a girl and my brain stopped working for 12 years), the ‘bonehead’ classes are a requirement dating a LONG way back, mostly because public schools even back in the sixties weren’t delivering a good, solid, general education for your tax dollar. even back then, people were using them more as a sort of babysitting service.
jflb96
Who’s Alexia Ocasio Cortez, and why are she and Sheila Jackson-Lee on the list with Trump, Cruz, McConnell et al.?
JenGen
Ignore them. They seem to think a congresswomen who doesn’t want us to burn down the planet is the on the same level as the president who threatened to take funding from a state that was on fire
AOC is a democratic congresswomen from New York that Republicans ( and quite a few middling Dems) can’t stand cause she won’t sit down and shut up until she’s 60 and jaded like them
JaneDoe
I think jflb96 might have been making a point about that fact that it’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, not Alexia, not genuinely asking who that was, but yeah. Not sure why she’s on the same level with the tangerine tyrant….
Zippotricks McEdgelord
I looked up IU’s general education requirements. Certain natural science courses with “substantial lab components” count extra towards the GenEd core curriculum, so this might be one of those.
Alternatively, Joe actually does care about biology. He wants people to think that he’s a horny clown undeserving of emotional investment, so his stated motives and goals can’t be trusted.
JenGen
At my college you just needed a certain amount of credits from a course/courses to count towards a gen Ed requirement.
So say you need 2 points in a science based gen ed, you can take any elective course/s that fulfills that. (I was able to get a class on the solar system from my local community college that I took over the summer to count). Depending on your major you’d just naturally fulfill certain ones. Also things like AP Courses or taking a certain amount of elective courses in high school could count (like 4 years of the same language in HS could get you out of the language requirement)
He encouraged Jacob to actually give Joyce a shot. We haven’t seen him since that conversation, so it remains to be seen if anything comes of it, but at least he sincerely tried and wasn’t a jerk on that occasion.
Giguioto
Call me crazy, but he wasn’t being a wingman when he did that. Those were his own thoughts about Joyce and he basically saying “I’m into her”.
is she actually asexual or has she just never allowed herself to experience sex due to her hyperfocus on being a paleontologist? Becky’s refusal to do anything due to her beliefs certainly masked things, but is she really asexual or just not in the mood or not allowing herself to experience horniness yet?
Willis has confirmed on Twitter that she’s gray-ace; this was actually linked in the comments-section yesterday. (Not to mention that in-comic, she’s actually worn a gray shirt with the ace flag on it, while telling Amber off for trying to make her “stop” her and Walky from having sex…and that’s just one example.)
I think kissing her girlfriend a lot and actually suggesting they have sex would count as “allowing herself” to experience hornyness. For me this looks like a textbook depiction of a demisexual. I’m sorry but this comment is reaching so far it kinda feels like you just don’t want to believe in asexuality.
RowenMorland
It might not be hornyness, as much as doing the motions of relationship stuff because you are into the person with or without hornyness.
idk, being aroused by your hot girlfriend suggesting you go to your room and do the thing you most love in the world sounds like the most “average” sexual experience there is.
Dunno, being aroused by thinking about a shared activity with your significant other sounds pretty sexual to me. Like a science fetish. This seems to be a new experience for her, so she might experience arousal for the first time.
My money would be grey and /or a very strong fetish that is required to get her going at all.
Fear not faithful readers! I predict that this and prior teasers (no pun intented) are merely earthquakes before the beautiful eruption (no pun intended here either).
Oh my. It looks like my effort to produce similes has resulted in all but puns.
Ehhhh it sounds like she’s been getting along WORSE with Dorothy if anything. Yeah we saw them going out to get her something but we never saw them actually doing it.
Until we see Becky concretely being nice to Dorothy, I’m still gonna be harsh on Becky for that relationship.
Side note, how does one fix a paperback book that’s bound with glue? My copy of DoA Book 3 has a severe pages-falling-out issue that the first two didn’t. I’ve mostly only had books with string and/or staples, so this is new territory. I figure at least one of y’all reads enough to have dealt with this before and knows what The Good Stuff is and how to get it.
Our library is currently open by appointment only, I’m told. Also the librarians hate me for checking out a DVD with a water-damaged case and then returning it in the same condition. Apparently I was supposed to uncrinkle the plastic and find the original paper slip instead of giving them back the black-and-white printout they gave me. It’s a weird town.
115 thoughts on “Arousing”
Ana Chronistic
Fisher-Price My First Lady Boner Killer™
Demoted Oblivious
My first thought was Joe must be screaming inside, but the look on his face in the last panel reqds more like the truly scientific, “oh. That’s weird.”
Doctor_Who
Joe realizes he has done the unthinkable and reduced the amount of lust in the room, and must declare himself a Lust Ronan and wander the earth spreading lust wherever he goes to regain his honor.
Doctor_Who
Lust Ronin, not Ronan. I don’t think he’s gonna declare himself a common Irish name.
Or Lee Pace’s MCU character.
Demoted Oblivious
Wait… Lust Ronan is already a canon character in MCU?
Jhon
The 47 Ronans.
King Daniel
A Lust Ronan? Better not Accuse anyone of that.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
I understood that reference!
Nono
I’m still wondering why Joe is in this class. Required subject? Hoping to meet hot lady scientists?
milu
wait, you mean you don’t buy his explicitely stated reason for being there? I’m shocked.
quixoticmaunster
I’m still not really sure how this is confusing everyone. They are in their first year of college. The first two years of college (in florida) had several required classes which had nothing to do with my degree.
I just assume this is something like that, though I’m shocked to find that isn’t as common and universal as I thought it was.
Aletheia
I think the problem is that 1) that’s really only common in the US (and maybe Canada?) because pretty much every other country doesn’t require gen-ed classes at the university level, and 2) the gen-ed science courses are usually, like, Bio 101 and Bio 102, not “Human Life and Evolution,” haha, unless there’s a science elective or two required as well.
Demoted Oblivious
To be fair, the US (and by proximity Canada) could REALLY benefit from the general population being required to learn about human life and evolution. Probably from pre-school to graduation.
Also: critical thinking.
On the other hand, I have taken both general education classes as part of an engineering degree, and program only specialized courses as part of a college diploma program. Having seen the effect of the required general education courses on myself and my peers, I am firmly convinced that some general education as part of even highly specialized programs is beneficial. Having studied the topic closely, Engineers Canada also advocates for general arts education to be a required part of an engineers bachelor education.
Near as I can tell, the people who push the hardest for there to be specialized only programs, are those who aim to profit off the backs of those who will work using said education. Something about unthinking drones making them money.
Needfuldoer
We need it, but we’ll never get it because that’s not how you churn out obedient little worker drones.
Daniel M Ball
I don’t know, some of the courses that are specialized are so hyperspecialized they honestly have no real-world relevance or usefulness, but they DO make lots of headlines. just open your catalogue to the social sciences area, and you’ll find a whole slew of degrees that you can’t use outside of Academia. A good, honest, GENERAL Gen-Ed would be nice if it were offered, instead of feeding the fragile egoes of self-styled intellectuals.
And even a Conservative (though not necessarily a Christian Conservative) would agree on that one.
Then again, if they only taught kids what the actual powers of the President and Congress were, or what the rules of a jury trial and evidence are, or the difference between “Rights” and “Privileges” it would go a long way toward preventing the insanity of the last four years, because people wouldn’t be getting upset about shit they didn’t know how it works to begin with.
Then again, an educated populace wouldn’t have elected Shiela Jackson-Lee, Alexia Ocasio Cortez, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, George Bush, Mitch McConnell, and so on and so on and so on.
There wouldn’t be a Swamp of executive orders, unaccountable agencies, and most of your Lobbyists wouldn’t be able to be in business because they wouldn’t be able to get people to fall for their bullshit or re-elect visibly and obviously corrupt scumbags.
Okay, that was a stupid digression. forget I mentioned it. According to my mom, who went to college back in the sixties (a REAL college, not the community thing I went to to get my AWS card or the one I dropped out of 15 credits short of an associates in geosciences because I met a girl and my brain stopped working for 12 years), the ‘bonehead’ classes are a requirement dating a LONG way back, mostly because public schools even back in the sixties weren’t delivering a good, solid, general education for your tax dollar. even back then, people were using them more as a sort of babysitting service.
jflb96
Who’s Alexia Ocasio Cortez, and why are she and Sheila Jackson-Lee on the list with Trump, Cruz, McConnell et al.?
JenGen
Ignore them. They seem to think a congresswomen who doesn’t want us to burn down the planet is the on the same level as the president who threatened to take funding from a state that was on fire
AOC is a democratic congresswomen from New York that Republicans ( and quite a few middling Dems) can’t stand cause she won’t sit down and shut up until she’s 60 and jaded like them
JaneDoe
I think jflb96 might have been making a point about that fact that it’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, not Alexia, not genuinely asking who that was, but yeah. Not sure why she’s on the same level with the tangerine tyrant….
Zippotricks McEdgelord
I looked up IU’s general education requirements. Certain natural science courses with “substantial lab components” count extra towards the GenEd core curriculum, so this might be one of those.
Alternatively, Joe actually does care about biology. He wants people to think that he’s a horny clown undeserving of emotional investment, so his stated motives and goals can’t be trusted.
JenGen
At my college you just needed a certain amount of credits from a course/courses to count towards a gen Ed requirement.
So say you need 2 points in a science based gen ed, you can take any elective course/s that fulfills that. (I was able to get a class on the solar system from my local community college that I took over the summer to count). Depending on your major you’d just naturally fulfill certain ones. Also things like AP Courses or taking a certain amount of elective courses in high school could count (like 4 years of the same language in HS could get you out of the language requirement)
I don’t even know if we had a bio 101.
RowenMorland
Joe has sort of helped Becky out here though. Since she could not have dealt with that power.
LiterallyJustSomeGuy
Worst. Wingman. Ever.
Deathjavu
For someone that supposedly puts a lot of stock in it, Joe is an absurdly bad wingman. I think we’ve only ever seen him kill the mood.
Doctor_Who
He encouraged Jacob to actually give Joyce a shot. We haven’t seen him since that conversation, so it remains to be seen if anything comes of it, but at least he sincerely tried and wasn’t a jerk on that occasion.
Giguioto
Call me crazy, but he wasn’t being a wingman when he did that. Those were his own thoughts about Joyce and he basically saying “I’m into her”.
Yes, I ship it.
Ava-Ann
#joejo fo laifu
RowenMorland
JJJ triad?
(On a big pile of pictures of spider0man)
BBCC
Oh geez, Joe, hide from the angry shippers. XD
Tsa
the asexual experience in a nutshell
Blindness
is she actually asexual or has she just never allowed herself to experience sex due to her hyperfocus on being a paleontologist? Becky’s refusal to do anything due to her beliefs certainly masked things, but is she really asexual or just not in the mood or not allowing herself to experience horniness yet?
King Daniel
Willis has confirmed on Twitter that she’s gray-ace; this was actually linked in the comments-section yesterday. (Not to mention that in-comic, she’s actually worn a gray shirt with the ace flag on it, while telling Amber off for trying to make her “stop” her and Walky from having sex…and that’s just one example.)
Dumbing of Age: “Precipice”
oz
I think kissing her girlfriend a lot and actually suggesting they have sex would count as “allowing herself” to experience hornyness. For me this looks like a textbook depiction of a demisexual. I’m sorry but this comment is reaching so far it kinda feels like you just don’t want to believe in asexuality.
RowenMorland
It might not be hornyness, as much as doing the motions of relationship stuff because you are into the person with or without hornyness.
Stu
Sounds more like she’s sapio-sexual – as in literally aroused by intellect, given her positive biological response to Becky talking Nerdy to her.
Wagstaff
Yet even more anecdotal evidence for my working “earthquake” model of this situation.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
And then literally de-aroused by Joe’s subsequent dumbass comments. The theory fits! xD
Geneseepaws
Dunno if it’s a real thing, but would go a LONG way to explaining my choices for partners.
oz
idk, being aroused by your hot girlfriend suggesting you go to your room and do the thing you most love in the world sounds like the most “average” sexual experience there is.
Yumi
I’m excited for the further in-comic exploration of Dina’s aceness that seems to be coming.
Alanari
Dunno, being aroused by thinking about a shared activity with your significant other sounds pretty sexual to me. Like a science fetish. This seems to be a new experience for her, so she might experience arousal for the first time.
My money would be grey and /or a very strong fetish that is required to get her going at all.
King Daniel
Dina is confirmed gray ace, per word of Willis.
Delavan
Makes sense. This read very heavily as demi-/sapio-
crow
This is so awkward what’s happening
Wagstaff
Fear not faithful readers! I predict that this and prior teasers (no pun intented) are merely earthquakes before the beautiful eruption (no pun intended here either).
Oh my. It looks like my effort to produce similes has resulted in all but puns.
King Daniel
But it’s better than all-butt puns?
King Daniel
Ach, Booster.
He Who Abides
Better now, isn’t it?
King Daniel
Very much so!
Blindness
you can’t go wrong with Dina
King Daniel
But Joe just did
RacingTurtle
All butt-puns?
Wagstaff
Ummmm… try the other side of the “basement”…
Nono
Joe actually killed lesbian arousal. He should be ashamed:
Blindness
I guess he puts the toxic in toxic masculinity….
Fart Captor
Joe has made an enemy for life with this foul misdeed D:<
Doctor_Who
Hey, now that Becky’s getting along better with Dorothy, she needs a new nemesis.
Nono
Ehhhh it sounds like she’s been getting along WORSE with Dorothy if anything. Yeah we saw them going out to get her something but we never saw them actually doing it.
Until we see Becky concretely being nice to Dorothy, I’m still gonna be harsh on Becky for that relationship.
Fart Captor
You take your naysaying elsewhere I won’t hear it! Becky’s a good kid and will have like a salad wrap bouquet for Dotty
WanderingLynx
Becky, Dina, AND THE COMMENT SECTION. That’s several enemies 0.0!!
WanderingLynx
OK THAT GRAV IS SUPER APPROPRIATE but let’s roulette
Frost Magi
Dammit Joe, you had ONE JOB!!! …. and that one job was to shut up, so of course he failed it
Stephen Bierce
*plays Chicago’s “Call On Me (‘Cause I Love You)” on the hacked Muzak*
Steamweed
The euphoria WAS in her pants. Thanks a lot, Joe. 🙁
Megan Rivera
Becky’s shiny eyes in the middle panel ♥
Nayann Martinelli
JOE! Learn to read the room, man! Now Sexy Times™ will have to wait till next Biology class.
Keulen
That would be pretty awkward if they engage in sexy times during class.
Nayann Martinelli
So you are telling me Joe actually help defuse a potencially very awkward situation?
Delicious Taffy
Ha. Way to go, Josenthal.
Side note, how does one fix a paperback book that’s bound with glue? My copy of DoA Book 3 has a severe pages-falling-out issue that the first two didn’t. I’ve mostly only had books with string and/or staples, so this is new territory. I figure at least one of y’all reads enough to have dealt with this before and knows what The Good Stuff is and how to get it.
woobie
You may have some luck asking your local librarian.
If it’s open.
Delicious Taffy
Our library is currently open by appointment only, I’m told. Also the librarians hate me for checking out a DVD with a water-damaged case and then returning it in the same condition. Apparently I was supposed to uncrinkle the plastic and find the original paper slip instead of giving them back the black-and-white printout they gave me. It’s a weird town.
Rotunda