if you wanted to you could count exactly how much times the sun has overlapped you but if you make the race from west going east you can count how many times either you overlapped the sun or the sun just ran in the wrong direction like an idiot.
What are you talking about he can’t tell anyone anything his ass died from that shit.
Disloyal Subject
Yeah, okay, you need to get past Cerberus on the way into the Underworld, but THEN I’m sure Icarus would be glad to share the wisdom of experience.
Getting back OUT past ol’ Cerby is the hard part.
Well if your wife also happens to be there and you want to free her you might be able to strike a deal, just don’t look back on the way out until you hear her voice.
nothri
Also, don’t eat any of the fruit while you are there.
lekoppa
Seriously. Though, you know, if you do get hungry, pomegranate seeds are pretty small. No one’s going to notice if you eat two or three, am I right?
Lord Geovanni
may be not but if you eat six it will definitely not go unnoticed
Deanatay
I think that was the point – Persephone was committed to Hades over such a tiny quantity of food, but it still broke the rule.
Paradox
How do you even grow fruit in that heat? Probably make more sense for Persephone to eat nuts, roasted over an open fire.
Makkabee
He probably gets it shipped in. If Charon can handle passengers, branching out to freight shouldn’t be too much of a stretch.
Lord Geovanni
the underworld in greek mythology isnt all a burning hell every one has their own punishment on the underworld
Bizze
Icarus wouldn’t remember after he’d drunk from the Lethe anyway.
Lord Geovanni
Yea no reason to tread all the way to the underworld when Daedalus can just tell you the story himself….. but then again Icarus didnt listen to him why would you.
Ya, it actually has a kind of feel good feeling to it. Like the moment after the storm when everyone is too exhausted to do anything but sleep but there’s that one person watching over them all, basking in the collective acknowledgement that they all are just so happy to be alive and together…. Sorry, didn’t mean to wax philosophic there. Basically what otusasio said.
Bagge
I liked your version! There is definitely a touch of “sader but wiser” to Joyce’s last line.
Certainly has a slight melancholy feel to it, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a sad comic. Joyce has grown a lot in such a short time, and she seems to have learned that her past can grow along with her.
Well, I’d assumed that Dorothy was leaving during that beat panel.
Hopefully she does catch on soon, though. Dorothy could be useful.
timemonkey
Considering Becky basically told her whole story to a hostile Sarah I doubt telling Dorothy everything will be much of a problem.
Kintrex
Becky didn’t tell Sarah despite her hostility, she told Sarah because of her hostility, and because her hostility showed that she was looking out for Joyce.
Man, never really heard the words before. How’d those fuckers know me so well? Damn them. (Referencing the Pink Floyd song. Never know where your comment will end up.)
Yeah, that’s what I’m, in general, assuming too. But honestly, it felt more like she was hiding Becky from Dorothy instead of Dorothy from Becky. Dunno.
I had assumed it was because she didn’t want her two best friends to meet and get into an argument about who was the bester friend.
I don’t think it would have happened, I kinda think that Joyce would think it would have happened.
I wish I had a lady who would make me feel safe with her boobs. Any volunteers?
Pantheon the Mantheon
Remember Rule #1 of the internet Yotomoe. There are no girls on the internet. This means any volunteers will only be able to present the dreaded man boob.
Yotomoe
Foiled again! *Gets into my hovercar and zooms away cursing the name of my nemesis, the internet*
HMRC4EVR
So, is Nemesis The Internet all black and teal, with red eyes and chrome highlights? Possibly sporting either a Decepticon sigil or an upside down G2 Autobot symbol?
For the sake of aligned continuity we have to know so everything will fit perfectly together!
221 thoughts on “Neglect”
Solenoid
You run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it’s sinking…
thebombzen
Racing around, to come up behind you again!
Cheryl
Wait….did you just drop pink floyd……*confetti*
tyersome
Well, don’t forget this has a dark side …
Lord Geovanni
if you wanted to you could count exactly how much times the sun has overlapped you but if you make the race from west going east you can count how many times either you overlapped the sun or the sun just ran in the wrong direction like an idiot.
Yotomoe
Don’t chase the sun. Icarus will tell you. That shit’s not fun.
newllend
What are you talking about he can’t tell anyone anything his ass died from that shit.
Disloyal Subject
Yeah, okay, you need to get past Cerberus on the way into the Underworld, but THEN I’m sure Icarus would be glad to share the wisdom of experience.
Getting back OUT past ol’ Cerby is the hard part.
pumacatrun2
Well if your wife also happens to be there and you want to free her you might be able to strike a deal, just don’t look back on the way out until you hear her voice.
nothri
Also, don’t eat any of the fruit while you are there.
lekoppa
Seriously. Though, you know, if you do get hungry, pomegranate seeds are pretty small. No one’s going to notice if you eat two or three, am I right?
Lord Geovanni
may be not but if you eat six it will definitely not go unnoticed
Deanatay
I think that was the point – Persephone was committed to Hades over such a tiny quantity of food, but it still broke the rule.
Paradox
How do you even grow fruit in that heat? Probably make more sense for Persephone to eat nuts, roasted over an open fire.
Makkabee
He probably gets it shipped in. If Charon can handle passengers, branching out to freight shouldn’t be too much of a stretch.
Lord Geovanni
the underworld in greek mythology isnt all a burning hell every one has their own punishment on the underworld
Bizze
Icarus wouldn’t remember after he’d drunk from the Lethe anyway.
Lord Geovanni
Yea no reason to tread all the way to the underworld when Daedalus can just tell you the story himself….. but then again Icarus didnt listen to him why would you.
Jadedcynic
*passes out bottles of Bactine™*
Whale plaid, good sir, whale plaid. 😀
Em
Oh no. 🙁 Sad comic.
otusasio451
I dunno. Seems alright to me.
Pantheon the Mantheon
Ya, it actually has a kind of feel good feeling to it. Like the moment after the storm when everyone is too exhausted to do anything but sleep but there’s that one person watching over them all, basking in the collective acknowledgement that they all are just so happy to be alive and together…. Sorry, didn’t mean to wax philosophic there. Basically what otusasio said.
Bagge
I liked your version! There is definitely a touch of “sader but wiser” to Joyce’s last line.
0kami
Certainly has a slight melancholy feel to it, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s a sad comic. Joyce has grown a lot in such a short time, and she seems to have learned that her past can grow along with her.
SonicBlueRanger
Well sad to an extent. Joyce clearly is going to defend Becky should/when the time comes and that is insanely sweet.
Rachel Roth
Aww. 🙁 Come on smart girl – figure it out. 🙁
Solenoid
That “enough running” comment ought to spur some curiosity at least.
Luzahn
Well, I’d assumed that Dorothy was leaving during that beat panel.
Hopefully she does catch on soon, though. Dorothy could be useful.
timemonkey
Considering Becky basically told her whole story to a hostile Sarah I doubt telling Dorothy everything will be much of a problem.
Kintrex
Becky didn’t tell Sarah despite her hostility, she told Sarah because of her hostility, and because her hostility showed that she was looking out for Joyce.
thebombzen
Run, rabbit, run. Dig that hole, forget the sun.
jackthepyro
And when, at last, the work is done, don’t sit down it’s time to dig another one.
0kami
Long you’ll live and high you’ll fly; smiles you’ll hide and tears you’ll cry.
Gamaran Sepudomyn
And then you’ll die.
I have no idea what is being referenced with this thread of comments.
Chris
A very classic Pink Floyd song from Dark Side of the Moon. Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-OytmtYoOI
oldFart
Man, never really heard the words before. How’d those fuckers know me so well? Damn them. (Referencing the Pink Floyd song. Never know where your comment will end up.)
Chris
Gorramit… I need to pull out my Floyd collection and give it all a listen all over again… It’s Breathe, not Time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrojrDCI02k
Chris
Breathe, including reprise… Time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqswNr2B874
Jess
And all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be.
Tlaurence
I still don’t understand why Joyce thought she needed to hide Becky from Dorothy. Any theories?
TheZachariah
Because Joyce didn’t know how Becky had changed. She didn’t want a repeat of what happened when she introduced her parents to Dorothy.
Tlaurence
Oh. That makes perfect sense. Thanks
Mercimary
Yeah, that’s what I’m, in general, assuming too. But honestly, it felt more like she was hiding Becky from Dorothy instead of Dorothy from Becky. Dunno.
Joe
I had assumed it was because she didn’t want her two best friends to meet and get into an argument about who was the bester friend.
I don’t think it would have happened, I kinda think that Joyce would think it would have happened.
Rosicrucian
Didn’t want to deal with the whole atheist thing with her (to her knowledge) super-religious friend.
newllend
Thought she would over react like her parents did.
newllend
Wow Becky is a heavy sleeper.
Bagge
She’s been through a lot, and she is now hugging Joyce which may be the only safe space in the whole world. I would sleep too.
newllend
Ya, boobs make me feel safe too.
Yotomoe
I wish I had a lady who would make me feel safe with her boobs. Any volunteers?
Pantheon the Mantheon
Remember Rule #1 of the internet Yotomoe. There are no girls on the internet. This means any volunteers will only be able to present the dreaded man boob.
Yotomoe
Foiled again! *Gets into my hovercar and zooms away cursing the name of my nemesis, the internet*
HMRC4EVR
So, is Nemesis The Internet all black and teal, with red eyes and chrome highlights? Possibly sporting either a Decepticon sigil or an upside down G2 Autobot symbol?
For the sake of aligned continuity we have to know so everything will fit perfectly together!
gwalla
It looks like this.
JessWitt
It’s been a late dramatic night.
Tandel
I am eager to see Dorothy’s response to the whole situation.
I am envision similar magnitudes of pride in Joyce as when she stood up to her parents for Dorothy’s, though tempered with caution and concern.
Bagge
That’s sounds a lot like the commentator fields these last weeks, coupled with “now kiss, NOW kiss”.
So, we are basically a combination of Dorothy and Joe. Quick – we need to talk more about Nachos and MonkyMaster to channel Walky and Joyce as well.
timemonkey
I don’t want to channel Walky, he’s an ass.
Tandel
The only thing that needs channeling is the aforementioned imagery to a TV screen.
Onions
What’s it called when a punchline doesn’t make you laugh, but instead blindsides you with this profound sense of empty sadness?
Bagge
Feels? At least that what internet’s calling it.
Kk
I think that’s just a metaphorical punch to the gut
Luzahn
Damn you Willis.
dr-calamity
Catharsis
Disloyal Subject
Nope. That’s the satisfaction of unpleasant feelings – such as by beating their source into a pulp of gore and bone chips.
Yotomoe
Tragedy. But luckily Tragedy + Time= Comedy so it’ll be funny EVENTUALLY.
JustCheetoDust
Milking [of tears], for whatever Willis would use your tears for.
DSL
It’s still a punchline. The tools of humor are used to make a serious point.
Foxhack
That’s a Peanuts punchline.
zebrathinker
ahhhhh i want them to meet while Becky is awaaaaake
newllend
But first, where’s Ethan ? >:-)
Luzahn
noooo