If you think BECKY assumed she committed pre-marital hanky-panky, just wait until Joyce wakes up and realizes where she is and what she did last night.
Look, I stopped working on that project months ago. We all know it would be great, but I just can’t dedicate the time anymore, even if I could unbrick my laptop.
Next strip: We get one of those sitcom bedmate reveals where Ethan wakes up in between Blaine and Ross, everyone looks at each other, then turns to the camera and screams.
Now if it’s Mike who wakes up between Blaine and Toe-dad, ..wait, wait, ok answer me this: if Walkie is Jar-Jar, Joyce is Leia, Carla is ObiWan, Mike is Vader, and Blaine is The Emperor, … Then Who is Toe-dad?
Drakontis
Snoke, obviously
RicardtheDragoon
That guy Vader force-chokes in IV on the Deathstar with Grand Moff Tarkin.
Casi
Why not that pile of poop that Jar Jar Steps in in Mos Espa?
So at the ICU identifying Blaine who is in critical condition and will be in a coma for the rest of his life, only know agonizing pain?
King Daniel
As a few others have pointed out over the last week or so, Willis also recently said that he’d broken one of his “cardinal rules” of storytelling in an upcoming strip, hence the speculation about Mike potentially dying.
Also, the “no-deaths” rule explicitly only ever applied to characters whose deaths would effectively bog down the rest of the comic’s lifespan in a mourning period, i.e. Joyce and somesuch – he actually used Tony as an example of someone to whom the rule need not necessarily apply (and if you had to ask yourself ‘who’s Tony?’…exactly). And as for Mike, he’s near-universally disliked in-universe; Amber and Ethan are his only two “friends” and they just tolerate him at best, Walky was speculating on the potential benefits of his hypothetical death in the strip I linked a couple of days ago, and just a few hours ago in-universe, Danny was telling Mike to “get lost forever.”
So there is a possibility for there to have been one or more casualties during the night.
Nono
I mean… I’d miss Tony…
BBCC
Same.
RacingTurtle
Me too
Needfuldoer
Poor kid deserves a break this go-around.
RicardtheDragoon
Speaking of Danny, if Mike is seriously injured, will Danny regret his words?
Clif
Will he remember them? He might remember being unpleasant to Mike, but I doubt he has any reason to retain the words or fix them in memory.
ego
your Shame Accumulator Organ works differently from mine, that’s for sure.
Pinkie
There’s always the possibility that Mike hit his head and is still technically alive, but will spend the rest of his life as a vegetable in a nursing home,
Remember that Walky’s math grade is salvagable only due to Amber’s meddling. He really needed to be studying for midterms, instead he has stayed overly long at a party and missed this time.
I assumed from the way his arms seem to be holding someone who is not there that it was implying that he ended the night snuggling someone who has since departed.
And we know that person wasn’t Amber…
Willis has been posting close-ups of individual characters from future strips on his twitter. Nothing he’s posted there is spoilery, but I’m not going to say anything except: a) their facial expressions do not leave me feeling comforted, and b) be careful what you wish for.
194 thoughts on “Strewn”
Doctor_Who
The P in OTP is short for Pizza.
DarkoNeko
if it’s made of warmth, is it made for
sitsheadrestGeneseepaws
Yeah u mean cats?
BBCC
Damn, everyone just kinda slept over huh?
ValdVin
I can’t stop looking at Joyce sleeping with her head on Joe’s chest.
Bunny
I like it
Lily
Big same
Jeff K!,
It’s okay – The floor is chaste!
RacingTurtle
Properly chaste, even!
LeslieBean4shizzle
**suggestive eyebrow waggle**
Bicycle Bill
If you think BECKY assumed she committed pre-marital hanky-panky, just wait until Joyce wakes up and realizes where she is and what she did last night.
Agemegos
Played strip Apples-to-Apples and won? 🙁
Bicycle Bill
No — I meant ‘slept’ with Joe.
Delicious Taffy
Look, I stopped working on that project months ago. We all know it would be great, but I just can’t dedicate the time anymore, even if I could unbrick my laptop.
Happilychaotic
Me too!
Needfuldoer
I can’t stop seeing Robin preparing to stomp on Joe’s wrist in the first panel. (It’s just the perspective, but still…)
Suet
I’m not slipshining Walkyxpizza.
Dean
Wally tries to cover up the pizza boxes, “LOOK AWAY FROM MY SHAME”.
Techhead
I too remain faithful to the WalkyxNuggets ship
Geneseepaws
C’mon. Who doesn’t. And he’s mature enough to do the pizza the care it needs.
Deanatay
Nuggets are the good girl that his parents love.
Pizza is the trashy tart that just looks SO GOOD when he’s three sheets to the wind.
Shane Wegner
“Oh, pizza. I want you in me. Mmm, yeah, that’s good. THAT’S DO HOT”
Nono
Where’s. Ethan?
Hooked up with Eric? Hooked up with Danny? Hooked up with Drew? Sexy Eric/Danny/Drew foursome? Somehow involved in the Mike thing?
Doctor_Who
Next strip: We get one of those sitcom bedmate reveals where Ethan wakes up in between Blaine and Ross, everyone looks at each other, then turns to the camera and screams.
DarkoNeko
Just no.
Geneseepaws
Now if it’s Mike who wakes up between Blaine and Toe-dad, ..wait, wait, ok answer me this: if Walkie is Jar-Jar, Joyce is Leia, Carla is ObiWan, Mike is Vader, and Blaine is The Emperor, … Then Who is Toe-dad?
Drakontis
Snoke, obviously
RicardtheDragoon
That guy Vader force-chokes in IV on the Deathstar with Grand Moff Tarkin.
Casi
Why not that pile of poop that Jar Jar Steps in in Mos Espa?
Lumino
At the hospital identifying Mike?
King Daniel
At the morgue identifying
MikeBlaine?Icalasari
Willis DID say no deaths
So at the ICU identifying Blaine who is in critical condition and will be in a coma for the rest of his life, only know agonizing pain?
King Daniel
As a few others have pointed out over the last week or so, Willis also recently said that he’d broken one of his “cardinal rules” of storytelling in an upcoming strip, hence the speculation about Mike potentially dying.
Also, the “no-deaths” rule explicitly only ever applied to characters whose deaths would effectively bog down the rest of the comic’s lifespan in a mourning period, i.e. Joyce and somesuch – he actually used Tony as an example of someone to whom the rule need not necessarily apply (and if you had to ask yourself ‘who’s Tony?’…exactly). And as for Mike, he’s near-universally disliked in-universe; Amber and Ethan are his only two “friends” and they just tolerate him at best, Walky was speculating on the potential benefits of his hypothetical death in the strip I linked a couple of days ago, and just a few hours ago in-universe, Danny was telling Mike to “get lost forever.”
So there is a possibility for there to have been one or more casualties during the night.
Nono
I mean… I’d miss Tony…
BBCC
Same.
RacingTurtle
Me too
Needfuldoer
Poor kid deserves a break this go-around.
RicardtheDragoon
Speaking of Danny, if Mike is seriously injured, will Danny regret his words?
Clif
Will he remember them? He might remember being unpleasant to Mike, but I doubt he has any reason to retain the words or fix them in memory.
ego
your Shame Accumulator Organ works differently from mine, that’s for sure.
Pinkie
There’s always the possibility that Mike hit his head and is still technically alive, but will spend the rest of his life as a vegetable in a nursing home,
Kamino Neko
This would have exactly the same derailing effect on Amber, Amazi-Girl, Ethan, and Walky as his death would have.
Azutte
I’m concerned about the timing of that last panel. Did Walky need to be doing something right now?
Bunny
I think it was aludimg to the joyce and joe thing (bc walky loves pizza)
Bunny
How can you be be Bunny?! I’m the Bunny!
THERE CAN BE ONLY BUN!!!
DarkoNeko
going by Amber : midterms
Kat
Remember that Walky’s math grade is salvagable only due to Amber’s meddling. He really needed to be studying for midterms, instead he has stayed overly long at a party and missed this time.
LeslieBean4shizzle
I assumed from the way his arms seem to be holding someone who is not there that it was implying that he ended the night snuggling someone who has since departed.
And we know that person wasn’t Amber…
drs
His arms are about the same as Joyce’s.
Clif
except he’s resting his hand on the pizza box for reassurance and not Joe’s arm.
Eve
I think it just means he kept his promise to walk Dina home. She just never went home so he’s still there.
bodmans
Damnit Willis, stop teasing us.
Something went down last night and we want answers!
Doctor_Who
Yeah! I mean, what kind of pizza was it? Pepperoni? Supreme? I know Walky wouldn’t stoop to hooking up with that harlot Pineapple!
Jaxx Sentinel
Next time on DoA
Walky and his secret lover…..
Anchovies
He Who Abides
Those are shockingly good on pizza, but only in moderation.
Reltzik
Zero is moderate.
He Who Abides
Respectfully disagree, though “moderation” does mean < one per slice here.
vlademir1
I’d say how good they are really depends on the pizza in question.
He Who Abides
This is true. We only get them on pizza from one place in town for a reason.
Jhon
I am continually amazed by the number of otherwise wonderful people who have entirely the wrong idea about anchovies.
ValdVin
It’s been established that it’s Little Caesar’s.
“Show me a man’s hookup
womenpizza choices, and I will show you the sum total of his values.”JetstreamGW
They were Little Caesars $5 Hot & Ready. That means there were cheese pizzas and pepperoni pizzas. 😛
King Daniel
On behalf of Pineapple, I object to that libel!
Marsh Maryrose
Willis has been posting close-ups of individual characters from future strips on his twitter. Nothing he’s posted there is spoilery, but I’m not going to say anything except: a) their facial expressions do not leave me feeling comforted, and b) be careful what you wish for.
Jay
It’s both kind of weird and kind of adorable to see Joyce kinda sorta cuddling Joe.
Also, Joe’s arm is going to be completely freaking numb after that.
Nono
Why is his arm on the beanbag, instead of his head… we may never know.
Rikunda
Why is Joyce sleeping with a boy?!
Nono
Why isn’t Joyce sleeping with a Dorothy?!
BarerMender
Seriously.
Ursla Davina
Probably left the party at a sensible time and went back to her dorm.
Nono
The number of people passed out at an alcohol-free party is weird.
My guess is Billie was involved somehow.
LeslieBean4shizzle
Really? I passed out at alcohol-free parties all the time. Usually when someone put on a movie I found dull.