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Lead
Posted on November 10, 2014 by David M Willis

200 thoughts on “Lead”

  1. Jen Aside

    “YOU BROKE IN AND STOLE MY HEART”

    wait no

    1. Jen Aside

      “I’LL EAT YOU UP”

      wait no

      1. rhelmot

        “YOUR ASS IS MINE!”

        wait no

        1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

          I’LL GIVE YOU SUCK A LICKING!

          wait no

        2. Dreadhawk177

          “I’M GOING TO POUND YOU SO HARD!”

          wait no

        3. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

          I’M GOING TO SMACK YOUR A-

          wait no

        4. Dorje Sylas

          I’M GONNA POUND YOUR TUNA!

          wait no

        5. AustKyzor

          I’LL GRIND YOU AGAINST-

          wait no

        6. Kryss LaBryn

          I’M GONNA RIDE YOUR ASS SO HARD-

          wait no

        7. Vangeln

          I’M GONNA PULL YOUR FEMURS APART-

          wait no

        8. jpic89

          I’LL WHIP YOUR ASS SO RAW-

          wait no

        9. hemlockstones

          I’ll give you a bust in the mouth and a crack in the teeth… ooh, not much better

        10. auo> mous

          Busting a mouth I get. Cracking teeth sounds a bit fetishistic, but I don’t know if that’s actually sex since it doesn’t involve sexual organs?

        11. Kryss LaBryn

          Cracks… of asses?

        12. LeslieBean4Shizzle

          To auo> mous:
          Bust as in the chest (ie, someone’s bust).
          Crack, in this case, I assume refers to the slit-like aspect of female sexual anatomy. It might also refer to a butt crack, I suppose, but analingus is not typical of lesbian sex.

        13. Halloween Jack

          FEEL MY FIST IN YOUR–whoa nellie

        14. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          I vote we do this again when Danny and Ethan run into each other.

        15. Itama

          would you like to come in me-WITH ME!!!
          …..
          TO THE COMIC SHOP?!

        16. Shadow Eagle

          AMPLE ass…..

      2. Jen Aside

        “I’M GONNA PUT MY FIST SO FAR UP YOUR–”

        wait no

        1. Blob Marley

          I’LL BE RIDING YOU ALL DAY wait no

        2. Halloween Jack

          damnit, someone beat me to it

          wait

          YOU BEAT ME TO IT

      3. Mr. Random

        I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH A WHITE PICKET FENCE AND TWO GLORIOUS CHILDREN!
        Nono.
        That can’t be right.

      4. Itama

        GONNA SPANK YOU SO-
        waaaiiit a second.

        1. Calvin Coolage

          I’M GONNA VIOLATE YOU!
          Waitaminute……

      5. otusasio451

        FROM NOW ON, I’M GONNA RIDE YOUR ASS SO HARD…

        …wait.

      6. Van Jealous

        CLEAN MY RUG BIT….

        wait no

        1. Deanatay

          I’d say, “Now KISS”, but that would defeat the purpose…

    2. Yotomoe

      I’ll give you 30 licks!
      …wait…

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      NO MORE WAIT!!

      1. saltchocolate

        Again, the perfect avatar. You rock.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          ^_^ Well they do seem intent on nailing each other…

        2. Paradox

          You nailed your avatar.

        3. Arkadi

          Nothing to comment to that. I’m just gonna sit here smiling ^^

      2. Felix

        oldie but a goodie
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

    4. SycrosD4

      ASSUME THE POSITION!

      …wait.

  2. Camachri

    Think she’s excited now? Wait until Ruth brings out the whip…

    1. Calvin Coolage

      Oh SNAP!

    2. NoHeart

      That would make a great slipshine comic.

      1. metaceryn

        “Quiet Hours Violation”?

        “Resident Ass-istant”?

        “Mary’s Brain Finally Explodes And We All Live Happily Ever After”?

        1. Arkadi

          Yes to all.

        2. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

          The third one turns me on so hard.

    3. Kodra

      yeah the embarrassed blushed aren’t helping your case Ruth

      1. Deanatay

        That’s, um, *ahem*…. not embarrassment… 🙂

        1. JWLM

          +1 for the gravitar/comment pairing.

    4. Yotomoe

      My old Drum Major had a Cat-o-nine tails.

    5. fogel

      Billie or Mary?

      1. Itama

        nah, RUTH and Mary.

        two angry, dominant, mistresses vying for controll of a divided (and adorable) slave.

    6. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

      BDSM? I can get on board with this.

      1. Barf Ninjason

        “Ruth Performs a Ruth Spanks Billie So Hard”

  3. Mr. Random

    …Continue.

  4. Sterling

    Good. Gravy.

  5. Poskie

    awwww yiss.

  6. Khaner

    Are you sure this isn’t the lead in to Slipshine?

    1. Yotomoe

      Billie and Ruth fuck in the hallway.

      1. liahansen

        In Flagrante Delicto: A Dumbing of Age Pornographique

        1. Calvin Coolage

          Sounds classy.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Smut is always classier when French is involved.

        3. fogel

          Unless you’re French.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          In that case, you use Russian instead.

        5. saltchocolate

          A Fish Called Wanda

        6. fogel

          I studied Russian with a guy who wrote a dictionary of Russian-to-English obscenities!!! I could totes write some SERIOUSLY vulgar stuff (po Ruskii). 🙂

        7. fogel

          Kak Misha skazal: yob tvoyu mat’ nagoi … dlya pyat’ kopek.

        8. Sorath

          Actually, that would be “mamu tvoyu youbal za pyat’ kopeik”
          …I’m so ashamed of myself right now.

        9. Commenter

          Sorath: Yep, I confess that I was too lazy and tired when i wrote that to figure out how to adapt the old mat’ curse for Misha/Mike’s meme and consciously went with what was easiest to hand. But it did flush you out AND now I know the proper (sic) way to say that! Unsure, though, why you would be ashamed, considering the name you’re carrying! Want to go to Moscow or Sankt Pete’s together, have some pivo … ok, a lot of pivo … and end up getting ourselves beaten up by practicing our Russian? I’m not assuming that “Sorath” is a male, but neither am I assuming that a female wouldn’t be into a bar fight. (A Russian girl I dated back in the good old days actually did think that I was going to unintentionally start a fight in a restaurant by responding to some punk who was playing Bait the American, but she successfully got me to shut up.)

        10. Bill

          Except that ‘in flagrante delicto’ is Latin.

        11. zaratustra

          Ah, the language of love.

        12. Lord Geovanni

          Greek?

        13. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          So Spanish?

        14. Bugberry

          Klingon

        15. Roborat

          Vogon?

        16. fogel

          Vogon poetry.

        17. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

          To even recite Vogon poetry goes beyond the realm of possible Blackrom. It’s absolute platonic hatred.

        18. fogel

          Not nice. Midnight Hobo leads to a guy getting his junk head-butted and then puked on.

        19. fogel

          What just happened? Midnight hobo belongs below, somewhere. Here I wanted to point out that Ruth and Billie could carry out their lesbian suicide pact by reciting Vogon love poetry to each other.

      2. Dean

        Not the worst idea, Mary wouldn’t have anything to hold over them afterward.

      3. newllend

        Just fucking super hard on floor right in front of Mary’s cracked door and she’s looking at the entire thing and is thinking,” I’m disgusted with myself for watching but…I can’t look away, I think its turning me on! God help my soul!”

        1. liahansen

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

        2. Itama

          http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/034/714/win10.jpg

        3. Aolbain

          “Oh God, I’m a part of it now!”

    2. Itama

      I can already see the potential there!
      It starts with just billie and ruth. but soon, as Mary watches, she begins to feel a stirring and joins in.
      then Joyce (and Becky) arrives! Drawn by the gravitational pull of billie’s glorious bosoms!
      But wait! Dina is there!! and SAL and AMAZIGIRL! IN THE SAME PLACE!!! (WHAAA?!)
      And it only builds from there! soon the entire main cast is drawn inevitably into the black hole of unending lesbian sexytime, and multiverse is finally consumed!!!!!

      This is totally the porn people are into yes?
      The graph says disagreement would be incorrect.

      1. The Weirdo

        I believe you’re missing the gradual breakdown of society and the riots that would ensue as women tried to get to the epicenter of sexytime, and the rages they’ll fly into when they realize they cannot.

        An orgy of blood, rage, and ecstatic, brutal joy will overtake the planet long before the black hole is born. When it finally does, all it will absorb will be the ruined remnants of once-great cities and the shattered remainder of mankind. All that will be heard will be the insane gibbering of the masses, and faintly (oh-so-faintly) in the distance… the sound of sweet, sweet love being made in a hallway.

        In that ensuing silence, it will be heard that much clearer when we shut off our computers and whisper “Damn you, Willis…”, despair already creeping in around the edges of our mind and madness invading our vision.

        1. Itama

          Still a better love story than Twili- *violently pulled into sexy lesbian drama hurricane.*

  7. Mik

    “Ample ass” dang Ruth NO

  8. Emperor Kiva

    Hmmm this went different than expectec

  9. John

    Am I weird that I’m finding this completely adorable?

    1. Calvin Coolage

      No, I think it is too.

  10. ThisIsSoLemons

    I would like to vote for this as the plot of the next slipshine

  11. ridtom

    STOP STEALING MY HEART!

    GET YOUR SOFT HANDS OFF OF ME!

    <..>

    …..I think we fooled them.

    1. Yotomoe

      Get your soft hands off me you damn dirty sex goddess.

    2. Itama

      your gravitater makes this SO much better.

    3. newllend

      I’m going pound that nice curvy plump ass if you don’t back off you hot seductive bongo….wait

  12. Plasma Mongoose

    PUBLIC HANKY PANKY IN 5… 4… 3… 2…

    1. Calvin Coolage

      ENEMY PUBLIC HANKY PANKY INCOMING!
      IT’S OVER!

    2. newllend

      Then Joyce just shows up and start’s hiccuping while in a frozen state

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Afterwards she will either attempt to jump on Ethan’s bones or Dotty’s, either of which breaks Becky’s heart…

        1. newllend

          while at the same time Joe is off some where randomly flinching wondering if some hot girls are having sex

  13. caesaria82

    LOL your ample ass. Amazing.

  14. Idon'tcarenomore

    Rofl to the backfire.

    But, yeah it is weird, getting turned on by violence is no good.

    1. Heavensrun

      To each their own, as long as nobody gets hurt and everybody’s enjoying themselves, I’m not gonna judge.

    2. Yotomoe

      Rigghhht.
      Don’t look at my internet history.

    3. gwalla

      Billie clearly has subby tendencies.

    4. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

      It’s called S/M

    5. nothri

      Makes sense from an evolutionary perspective, I’m sure.

    6. lipsticksuckerpunch

      If getting turned on my violence is bad… I don’t want to be good.

    7. JWLM

      Just remember the three words “safe”, “sane”, and “consensual”. In this case, I’ll believe “consensual”, but I reject “safe” — not because I think Ruth would hurt Billie during rough play, but because..well, because Mary. Ruth and Billie are in an unsafe environment, no matter what they are to one another. As to “sane” — with these two? Yeah, no, not so much…in fact, not at all.

  15. Yotomoe

    Also you’re kinda feelin’ me up a bit, Ruth.

    1. Calvin Coolage

      See, this was the whole point.
      Not only could it trick Mary, Ruth also gets a great grip on Billie’s boobs.
      It’s a win-win.

  16. ninja_jesus

    Some like it rough. >.> I approve.

    1. Yotomoe

      But None like it hot.

    2. newllend

      newllend also approves this message

    3. saltchocolate

      Safe word is “cheerleader.”

      1. ninja_jesus

        It can’t be cheerleader if the roughplay revolves around a cheerleader motif. :O

      2. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

        Safeword is “Midnight Hobo”

        1. John

          That isn’t going to work either. Midnight Hobo is the third in their threesome.

        2. fogel

          Not nice. Midnight Hobo leads to a guy getting his junk head-butted and then puked on.

      3. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

        How’re they gonna set up a Dungeon in a dorm? Wait- Unless the famously reclusive Ruth uses her room, which she has all to herself-
        yessssss

      4. Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself

        How’re they gonna set up a Dungeon in a dorm? Wait- Unless the famously reclusive Ruth uses her room, which she has all to herself-

        yessssss

  17. Cholma

    Mary jumps into hallway: “Ooh! Can I get in on this?”
    Billie & Ruth together: “FUCK YOU!”
    Mary: “Th-that’s what I’m asking!”

    1. Yotomoe

      That’s the most out of character thing to ever happen ever.

      1. newllend

        yet it be one hell of a twist.

      2. Swoop

        Not in my fanfiction it isn’t!

  18. Dean

    Meanwhile, Mary is glued to the crack in the door, pants around her ankles…

    1. Yotomoe

      “You should really be dressed before 3 pm.”

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        “Let your fingers do the wanking…”

    2. Roborat

      If she is glued to the crack in the door, she is doing it wrong.

  19. Kernanator

    Something something innuendo.

    …Look, they can’t all be winners.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Some of them end up being wieners. D

  20. Rosicrucian

    This is where we find out that Mary’s turned on too, right?

    1. Calvin Coolage

      I wouldn’t be too surprised.

      1. Tom Speelman

        Secret plot twist: Mary is actually closeted.

        1. Rosicrucian

          Closeted or in denial. It’d be a fitting twist.

    2. David Alexander McDonald

      First panel of tomorrow’s strip: medium shot of Mary’s door, slightly open; Mary: OH GOD! Panel 2: Billie and Ruth stare in stunned fascination.

    3. Deanatay

      Ashamed, but turned on.

  21. Yotsuyasan

    Willis, I just posted a comment to the previous comment to the effect that I’d rather wait until Ruth and Billie were in a better place (mental health-wise) before I started salivating over the prospect of the two of them having sexy times together… but you’re making it difficult, man! Damn you, Willis!

    In other news…

    The Great Help Yotsuyasan Choose A New Gravatar of 2014!

    So, long time reader. Not the most frequent poster, but I am not shy about doing so if I genuinely feel I have something to contribute to the conversation.

    Anyway, my randomly assigned Gravatar back in the day was the Ruth one. Not a bad choice. I like Ruth! But, it was hardly a unique one. Multiple people had the same Ruth. I want something unique, darn it!

    So I finally went through the process necessary to be able to have a custom Gravatar. Trouble is, I had a few possible options to choose from! So I thought I would seek input, and see what everyone else thought of my choices!

    I actually switched to my first option mid afternoon yesterday, but thought I would wait until the new comic was posted at midnight before making a big deal of it for maximum effect. This option is a more unique Ruth, made by taking two images of her that are from the same “camera angle” but which have very different facial expressions, and then making a hybrid of the two images. For an enlarged look at the process, you can click here.

    I quite like this one, to be honest. It may be nice to stay with Ruth as I have grown quite attached! And this will give me a slightly more unique look as I do so. But it it unique enough?

    The second and third options, I will reveal tomorrow and the following day at midnight. Then, the day after that, once I have absorbed any opinions you all care to share, I shall switch over to my final selection.

    1. Albi Mobile

      Bless this comment section.

      I can’t wait for more Ruth avas!

      1. Yotsuyasan

        Thanks for replying! I didn’t expect overwhelming response, but must admit I am slightly underwhelmed. I am hoping that most people are just waiting until I’ve shared all three options, and not that I’m just an unremarkable bloke no one cares about. 😀

        As far as the upcoming choices, well, the other two I have aren’t Ruth. I wanted to have a Ruth amongst my options, and chose to share that one first, but the other two I am going to be choosing from shall take things in a different direction. You’ll see one of them tonight at midnight(ish), and the other (perhaps somewhat disturbing option) the following evening!

        For now, though, do you like this one? How do you think it looks compared to the standard Ruth avatar? (As seen, for example, with otusasio451, Dreadhawk177, or Lord Geovanni?)

  22. Taigan

    Shortpacked’s Leslie, with her obsession with unhealthy relationships, would totally ship them

    1. Tom Speelman

      Willis said as much a while back in an SP! hovertext.

  23. Mellydraws

    yes i am into this

  24. Yotsuyasan

    Aaargh, I meant, “comment to the previous comic…”

    1. Yotsuyasan

      And I also meant that as a reply to my previous comment to this comic… (Still holding out hope for an edit function someday…)

  25. newllend

    wait are you allowed to date your RA or not? I know its sounds really against the rules but I just want to make sure ?

    1. Calvin Coolage

      A situation like this would probably be worse for the RA, actually.

      1. Deanatay

        One-way crime. Sex with a minor is a crime. Sex with an adult is not.

        1. David M Willis

          Neither of them are minors. But Ruth is in a position of authority.

        2. David

          What’s more authoritive than an ample ass?

        3. Amazi-Stool

          An accredited and approved ample ass!

  26. saltchocolate

    Me, too, Billie . . .

  27. T Campbell

    Man, considering how depressingly it started, I was NOT expecting this relationship to be this smile-inducing.

    Of course, this is the “honeymoon phase,” when that rush of hormones is running especially hot, and I’m not sure it’s not a sign of doom that even now, Ruth can’t really go more than a couple of strips without letting out some degree of verbal abuse. But I’m starting to actually root for this relationship instead of just viewing it like a slow-motion version of that disaster scene at the start of GRAVITY.

    1. Yotsuyasan

      I have often found this relationship to be quite smile inducing!

      Except for the depressing bits…

      Which, admittedly, outweigh the smile inducing ones quite a bit…

      But we have been getting much more of the smiles, lately! Comparatively speaking! I am still waiting for quite a few other shoes to drop (and I don’t just mean Walky’s old pair nailed up over Ruth’s door), but overall I have always maintained long-term hope for this pairing since it first began.

      1. T Campbell

        I guess it sort of depends on when you consider the relationship to have started! They had a couple of kisses which each ended in immediate disaster and a period of being “detox buddies.” You could even argue that it all started with their first physical fight, which seems to be one of the ways Ruth flirts. I was only counting it as starting with Billie saying “we’re both doomed, let’s be doomed together” and Ruth responding with a swig and “yup, gonna kill myself someday soon, might as well be with booze here and now” as the drunk-fumbling began.

        1. Yotsuyasan

          Well, wherever you count it from, I will agree it had a depressing start. But for some reason, I always felt it had promise. And even when I was pissed at Billie for still drinking, or scared with Billie that Ruth might do something drastic, I still feel in the long term that this will be a good thing for both of them, and I love sharing in whatever bits of happiness they can find together along the way. 😀

    2. gwalla

      “that disaster scene at the start of GRAVITY.”

      You mean the entire movie right?

  28. Tufto

    Well. That escalated quickly :p.

    1. MrSirk

      Did it really though? If this is what gets them both off they’ve basically been having foreplay since they first met.

  29. Spenser

    LOUD NOISES!

    1. Yotsuyasan

      Aargh! I am flashing back to the first episode of Sailor Moon Abridged.

  30. Kiggy

    Heheheh >:D

  31. a4lbish

    I’m Billie. >.>

  32. shietka

    When I saw this page, before I read the words, I honestly thought this was a lead up to sex. So yeah, girls, this isn’t really working.

  33. saltchocolate

    Now kiss!

    (someone had to say it…)

    1. Marianne

      Any hypothetical kiss, in this situation, must cause Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics to start playing just as their lips furiously crash into each other. COVER VERSIONS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE.

      1. Eukie

        ~Some of them want to use you~

  34. JessWitt

    An almost foolproof plan – were it not for these two lovefools.

    1. Deanatay

      You can make something foolproof, but you can’t make it damnfoolproof.

    2. MrSirk

      Mary will burst in and just shake her head. “Seriously, you sinners couldn’t even keep it together five minutes? SNAP!” Documented proof bongoes!

  35. David

    This ship is in rough waters. And it lives for it.

  36. brasca1

    Kind of funny watching this since I just saw her in another universe attending a wedding with her husband Danny.

    1. John

      This puts a whole new spin on that Billie’s fight with Sal.

  37. Blob Marley

    Soooooooo much PSL…

  38. metaceryn

    Billie’s a journalist and a strong independent woman: she’ll be reporting her own ample ass.

    1. ninja_jesus

      +1 to you, sir.

  39. Kevin

    This is one of the greatest comic pages in the history of the internet.

  40. Kathleen

    Mike walks in… “I have some rope”

  41. MrSirk

    Geez you two get a room. Oh, you have one? Then forget Mary and fuck already!

  42. Charles Phipps

    Willis needs another porn scene to write because he wants to refurbish his house!

    😉

  43. Bagge

    Mary to self: I AM still doing this to fight sin, I am not a voyeur, right?

    1. Swoop

      If God watches sinners bone, it would be wrong not to look.

  44. Chris Kern

    Switch over to Shortpacked and we have married Billie/Danny with children…it’s even more strange because I always associate Walkyverse Billie with her old Roomies/IW! style art, but this one looks just like the Dumbiverse billie.

  45. Jen

    OMG! So hot! 😀

  46. Aris Katsaris

    Question: if the whole issue is about Ruth being a resident assistant, could this whole drama be avoided if Billie simply asked to be moved under the jurisdiction of a different RA?

    1. Swoop

      She would miss being close to Joyce.

  47. Volkai

    So.
    The spiritual sequel to “Mike and Amber Pound Each Other in the Most Epic of Hatefucks” and “My Lesbian” will be “Ruth and Billie Pound Each Other in the Most Epic of Lesbian Hatefucks”.

    1. StClair

      Looks like.

  48. hof1991

    Thought a hockey game was going to break out there for a moment, before it turned into a lust pit.

  49. HentMas

    and somewhere behind Mary´s door, a pant less Mary is filming the event while touching herself inappropriately

    1. Yotsuyasan

      Somehow, I doubt it… (But I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a potentially appealing mental image…) Ahem…

  50. Neonix

    This’ll totally work. (This totally will not work.)

  51. Nagash1959

    Quick! Have premarital hanky-panky right there in the hallway! That’ll throw Mary off the trail!

  52. Lulu

    There should be a disclaimer put somewhere there: “TRY IT AT HOME KIDS!” ^^

    Two people who are going off from rage situations should not try to fake the fight.

  53. auo> mous

    The insipid yet inevitable lead-up to this moment is great. I think Billie shouldn’t have said “I’d like to see you try” but it was a natural response. The whole conversation flowed exactly how you’d expect from their pre-romance personalities. And yet it’s destination!

  54. EmbraceEvil

    After all of this RuthXBillie drama, I’m starting to wonder if any of the enemies I made in school actually wanted to bang me. *shudders*

    1. Vangeln

      Well, did you want to bang them?

  55. NinjaNick

    Hanky spanky time. 😛

  56. NinjaNick

    I’M GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE FAAAAAAACE!

  57. Yoshido

    I want Ethan to have something like this… So badly…

  58. Jesse

    “FUCK YOUUUUUUUuurrglebluh!!!

    Sorry, I thought we were quoting the Devil May Cry reboot.”

  59. man in black

    Yeah that didn’t start to backfire

  60. Just Here

    You know what? Fuck Mary and the horse she rode in on. No, not like that, damnit. Perverts.

    Ruth, Billie, be you. To hell with everyone else.

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