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Wig
Posted on January 19, 2012 by David M Willis

155 thoughts on “Wig”

  1. Jen Aside

    JOYCExWIG WOO!

    1. Jen Aside

      Also, SITExROTATING BANNER WOO!

  2. Aizat

    Oh hey, a new banner. Awesome looking too. And now we know one of Joyce’s deepest secrets.

    1. Aizat

      Another one? The irony of it all.

      1. Aizat

        More banners? At this rate, I’ll be commenting to myself.

        1. Jackson

          Do they change at random?

  3. Mkvenner

    That just speaks volumes about joyce’s inner psychie.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Joyce seems perfectly sane to me.

      1. Kernanator

        Well, of course you would think that, Psycho Osaka.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Osaka is just misunderstood is all.

      2. Roninwolf

        Your avatar frightens me. It will haunt my dreams

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Just be glad she isn’t haunting your every waking moment. 😀

        2. Roninwolf

          You have a valid point.

        3. Drunken Nordmann

          I think the avatar makes her just more likeable.

        4. George

          I thought Joyce’s face in last panel was worse…

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          It’s the Black Speech you should be worried about.

        6. Tenn

          Ah! But I…

          …Oh, that’s just great! Now I have eight TV Tropes pages open!

          Preciooooous! *hobbles away*

        7. Osaru Sensei

          All glory to Hypnotoad TvTropes!

        8. DarkVeghetta

          TvTropes is pretty much Hypnotoad IRL.
          Or what you’d get if you’d sprinkle Hypnotoad’s
          essence over a webpage.

        9. a99steaksauce

          Dont worry, Ill fight her off!!

  4. Khantalas

    Everyone is gay for Sal. Or at least her chocolate hair.

    1. Aizat

      Mmmmmm, chocolate.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      I think I will stick with being hetro for Sal, unless it turns out that Sal is a man, then I might think about being gay for her..him…whatever.

      1. Khantalas

        After seeing my gravatar, I wanted to add that being male, gay or Walky does not stop one from being gay for Sal, or her hair. But then I thought better of it.

    3. Thor

      This is the Internet, so you must write a song about Sal’s locks, and then post a video of yourself singing it.

      And the song will be titled “Chocolate Mane”.

      1. Khantalas

        CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, GOOD SIR

      2. a99steaksauce

        Ive got a sneaking suspicion that it would be similar to that song about a strange form of rain.

      3. twobeef

        CHOCOLATE MANE

        SHADES OF DARK AND NOT A SINGLE GREY

        CHOCOLATE MANE

        I MUST BRUSH IT EVERY SINGLE DAY

        CHOCOLATE MANE

        HAVE NO BOAT BUT WATERSKI ANYWAY

        CHOCOLATE MANE

        EVERY WOMAN SUDDENLY IS GAY

        1. Amurana

          Winning. You do it.

        2. Kelly

          I have trouble with the idea of Galasso singing that

        3. Kannyn

          I have trouble with the idea of anyone BUT Galasso singing this.

        4. Kernanator

          Well done. *applause*

    4. Dedlok

      Eternal chaos comes with chocolate wigs, you guys! CHOCOLATE WIGS!

    5. Zoey

      I must brush it!!!!!

    6. Alex Stritar

      But I’m a guy and I want to feel Sal’s hair too.

  5. Mkvenner

    I don’t think Sal is interested in atonig for anything or regrets anything either.

    1. begbert2

      She may have regrets. (For example, I think that she regrets bringing a motorbike to the school rather than an unattractive scooter.) But I don’t think atoning’s on her list, no.

  6. Wonder Wig

    Wonder Wig was wondering why yesterday’s wigless comic was titled Wig, but now seeing today’s comic he understands that today is really Wig day.

  7. Dave Van Domelen

    Brushie brushie!

  8. Brendan

    My little Sally, my little Sally…

    1. Aizat

      Sounds creepy as if Joyce is a *gasp* psychopath.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        A psychopath who collects human hair… straight from the head of her hapless victims.

        1. turkishproverb

          She does NOT get to steal my schtick.

          I mean…err…

  9. Dierna

    Creepy Joyce….

    1. Aizat

      Of course she’s creepy. She knows when you’re sleeping.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        She knows when you masturbate…

        1. Aizat

          She knows when you hear her name…..

        2. Rex Hondo

          And when you scream it while you masturbate.

        3. a99steaksauce

          So plead for mercy’s sake…

        4. aion6202

          This whole thing… turned out to be sorta creepy, in a relatively artistic sort of way. Kudos.

  10. Ryune

    I would also like to know how said luxurious chocolate river wig is maintained. Becaues um like. Long wigs get tangly. I wore a super-long pink one one time to a con and vowed never again. I was untangling that thing all day.

    1. Rayrayrave

      not if they’re top-quality wigs made of real human hair. I know what you mean though. Shitty synthetic wigs are cheep, but they’re a real pain.

      1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

        Human hair wig tend to carry a little bit of the owner’s soul. Especially the one made from dead people hair….

        1. Joraiem

          Somehow a haunted wig doesn’t sound all that scary.

        2. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

          Just wait until it try to strangle you in your sleep.

        3. do i have to have a name?

          That episode of The Simpsons has desensitized us to haunted wigs.
          Sorry.

    2. Kryss LaBryn

      As someone with butt-length hair myself, even real hair does this. Also it gets slammed in car doors and sucked into the seatbelt winder.

      Yeah, I usually keep it in a braid, myself. If I leave it long I pretty much have the exact same problems you did, plus it matts. :-/

      But… so looong… 🙂

      1. Ryune

        When my hair was that long back in… uhhh… fourth grade? I had those same problems too, plus it got caught in EVERYTHING.

  11. Confuzor

    I like the rotating banner, I’ve seen three new ones! I wonder if the gravatars updated…

    1. Dedlok

      I hope not! I’ve been wanting the Dina gravatar for quite a while now. Though knowing Willis’ ways I would be surprised if it did change.

      1. Dedlok

        WHOO! Still Dina! 😀

    2. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      If they rotate the gravatar again I need to change my “Now with…”

  12. Plasma Mongoose

    I wonder if Joyce is going to totally wig out! 😀

    1. Aizat

      BA DUM TISH

  13. Animal

    I find I am suddenly craving chocolate.

    1. Aizat

      MMMMMMM, Chocolate.

      1. Roborat

        MMM, dark chocolate

    2. Nim

      Damn you, Animal.

      Now I need chocolate.

    3. Nim

      Damn you, Animal.

      Now I need chocolate.

    4. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      So you want to lick Sal’s hair?

      1. aion6202

        Ok. That’s a little messed up…

        1. Kernanator

          If you think that’s messed up…

          You must be new here.

      2. Spazman

        who doesn’t?

      3. Animal

        And everything else.

      4. Therealallpurposeguru

        YES

  14. Gundi

    Sal really does have amazing hair. (C wut I did thar?)

    On an unrelated note, love the new banner. She is vengeance, she is the night, she is… immune to criticism!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I see what you did there. 😛

  15. Roninwolf

    Aaaaand now Loyce is acting like my sister. (In the voice of the Cinema Snob) “Boner, gone.”

    1. Roninwolf

      Joyce! I mean Joyce! Fuck, thats not even close. I need to proofread my comments more often.

      1. Aizat

        Don’t worry. We all made mistakes, no matter how silly the mistake is.

        1. Roninwolf

          But, but, I’m a Grammar Nazi! And I made a mistake with my spelling! I failed at my duties as a Grammar Nazi!

        2. TheBenenator

          Personally, I prefer to call myself a “linguistic structure enthusiast.

        3. Roninwolf

          You forgot the end quotation on purpose, didn’t you?

      2. Jetstream

        Too late. I now picture that you fantasize about some bizarre hybrid of Joyce and Lloyd (Brad’s cat) that acts like your sister.

        There is NO TURNING BACK.

        1. Jetstream

          For reference to heathens, “Brad” is the Cinema Snob. Brad Jones 😀

        2. Roninwolf

          You, I like.

  16. Greg

    Okay, “luxurious chocolate river of hair” is an amazing bit of writing. Good show, Mr. Willis.

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      I need an excuse to work it into my everyday conversation.

      1. Kernanator

        Same here.

  17. BigMadDraco

    Aww, Joyce has her first gay crush.

    1. Rex Hondo

      And apparently has a hair fetish.

      1. iSaidCandleja-

        …But not that kind.

        1. Spazman

          I, for one, welcome our new Sal/Joyce Shipping overlords.

        2. Izzy

          New? Does no one remember the motorcycle?

  18. Kernanator

    I bet Joyce keeps locks of hair from all her prospective husbands. It’s how she tracks her prey.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      With the help from her tracker dogs.

      1. Aizat

        Eldritch tracker dogs that is.

      2. Kernanator

        Actually, she uses them to familiarize herself with their individual scents. She doesn’t need dogs, she tracks them herself. In fact, she can track anyone, no matter how far away, nor how many tricks they use.

        You can’t run from her. You can’t hide from her.

        And she’s coming for you.

        1. TheBenenator

          …not quite. She uses them for magic dolls, so she can control their movements!

        2. N0083rP00F

          Voodoo Whoodoo,
          Pretty little dolly
          Find a pin, Stick it in
          Voodoo Whoodoo

  19. Gundi

    Billie: “If you were gay, that’d be okay. I mean cause hey, you’d bug me anyway.”

    1. Gundi

      Oops, reply to BigMadDraco

  20. NCP19

    So that’s what it looks like when Joyce slips into her demon possession.

    1. Aizat

      I just got flashbacks of The Exorcist.

    2. Caffienated

      Add red eyes and it’ll be the perfect demonic Joyce XD

    3. bwernard

      Cue the tubular bells!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYmIKcP7Nbc

  21. Citizen Devil

    “Luxurious Chocolate River of Hair”.
    I am SO using that line!

  22. Uniqueantique

    And Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt, is it Billie?

  23. Kasamari

    Is it wrong that Joyce and I are completely on the same page regarding Sal’s hair?

  24. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

    Joyce has wig fetish?

    Wait, is that kind of fetish exist?

    1. Rex Hondo

      Probably, but I am NOT googling it while I’m at work.

      Or at all, probably…

    2. Aizat

      Any fetish exist. It’s better not knowing if all of them exists.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      Remember Rule 36: If a fetish exists, it has a website devoted to it.

      1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

        Ah yes… the rule of the internet…

    4. Kernanator

      If it didn’t exist before, it surely does now.

      Good job, AckAck.

      1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

        Yay! I actually contribute something to the internet!

        Ahahahaha *nervous laughter*

  25. Jacob

    I think Joyce has discovered a new religion. Panel 4 she’s praying to the luxurious chocolate river that is Sal’s hair.

    1. Kernanator

      A-HA! So THAT’S what the storyline title is referring to! It was never about going to church, but rather about Joyce converting to Hairism!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Joyce wants to be touched by her chocolatey cuticled appendage.

  26. Azukar

    Well… JoycexSal shippers, there’s the content for the next chapter of your fanfics 😛

    Also, apparently the DoAverse (pronounced dough-a-verse) runs on Superman Perception logic, but I guess we already knew that.

    1. begbert2

      Possibly just Billie, though. Perhaps her prescription is bad?

      1. N0083rP00F

        80 proof at least.

  27. Henry

    Aaand…the truth comes out.

  28. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

    Hmmmm…. so if Joyce in this universe share a some traits with Joyce from another universe, it means when she marry Walky she will force him to grow his hair longer and play with it during her hanky panky timey?

    I…. what the hell am I typing…..

    1. Kernanator

      I don’t know, and I’m not sure I want to know.

      1. Henry

        Brain Bleach.

        1. Octotavia

          I read that in Applejacks voice.
          She was much too enthused.

    2. ShadowofU

      Either that or we should be really glad that Joyce hasn’t met Amber yet. 😀 That…would end weirdly. I can imagine Joyce just looking at Amber then suddenly asking her to her comb Amber’s hair. WILLIS! MAKE IT BE! XD I wants to see that now.

  29. Azrael

    Do it Joyce. Brush that Rock n’ Roll hair. =P

  30. LiC

    Damnit Joyce! Stop creeping me out!

    1. Jackson

      Joyce, don’t listen to him. Never stop creeping us out, it’s hilarious.

  31. Eri

    I agree 100% on everything Joyce just said

    1. Roninwolf

      Upto and including the need to brush the hair?

  32. AndrewFoose

    Theory: Joyce is a lesbian. But she grew up believing that homosexuality is a sin, so she suppresses it and deludes herself into thinking she’s straight. It’s why she works so hard on finding a husband; because deep down inside she knows what she is, and hates herself for it.

    Drama ensues.

    1. Arkadi

      Dunno. More like Willis is ship-teasing us. Again. But it might turn out to be like that, yeah.

    2. begbert2

      There’s very little evidence for this, because every girl is lesbian for Sal, irrespective of their sexuality otherwise.

      1. Animal

        Sal’s sexiness is transcendent; it surpasses all boundaries of sex, orientation, age and possibly even species.

        1. Therealallpurposeguru

          Amen.

    3. Jim

      That’s a good hypothesis — but so is this one!
      http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1386777/JoyceHaze.jpg

  33. AJBulldis

    Joyce’s fascination with all things Sal never stops being funny.

  34. Sporkaganza

    I still like my interpretation of panel three better. Sock puppets are funny, darnit!

  35. LurkerAbove

    Wait, isn’t Sal’s hair black?

    1. Zababcd

      It’s very dark brown. The eyedropper tool in MS Paint (etc.) will tell you that the main body of Sal’s hair is perfectly black, but so is Billie’s; the difference is that the parts which are ‘lit up’ are brown in Sal’s hair, while they’re a blue-grey in Billie’s.

      Clearly, her hair is very dark chocolate.

      1. Therealallpurposeguru

        Mmmmm, chocolate.

  36. Kafloobop

    ……. I didn’t realize that Billie wore glasses until this comic.

    1. Therealallpurposeguru

      Those of us who have been around a while will remember the whole PSL-inducing episode when Billie *got* glasses. Suffice to say they made Danny *ahem* “inspired”.

      Read Roomies/It’s Walky. All the way through. Repeatedly.

  37. Stephen Bierce

    I had an Amazi-Girl brainstorm overnight:

    * A-shaped shuriken and boomerrang weapons and grappling hooks
    * The Amazi-Pede, a former amusement park bumper car set on a mini-Tumbler suspension. (Look up “street legal bumper car” for real machines that are sorta in that direction. They have motorcycle engines and because they are so much smaller than a regular car, they are nimble and FAST!)

    1. a99steaksauce

      To the Amazi-Pede Ambe.. I mean Amazi-Girl!!!!

  38. MrGazzer

    Oh Joyce, your possible homosexual leanings to Sal amuses me. But only slightly.

  39. L

    I keep going back mentally to “I want your throbbing manmeat” (From “It’s Walky!”) when I see Joyce’s face on panel 5.

  40. Rex Hondo

    It just occurred to me, currently playing Bayonetta, that JoyceXSal’s Hair is very, and very disturbingly, possible. It may be more along the lines of Sal’s Hair TentaclesXEveryone Within Reach, but still…

  41. gogogoron

    one of the many reasons why joyce is by far my least favorite character: she is so freaking creepy

    1. Kernanator

      Are you kidding me? That’s why she’s one of my favorites!

  42. Brady Kj

    Is Joyce being sarcastic, or does she now believe that Sal’s hair was a wig? I didn’t know Joyce was capable of sarcasm.

  43. Jenny Creed

    I want to brush it, hug it and wrap it around my body. Sal can come too.

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