Creepy
Posted on March 6, 2012 by David M Willis
Hey, while on my boat, I was on Paul and Storm's podcast along with my fellow webcartoonists and Paul F. Tompkins.  They've put that podcast up on the Internet now for you to enjoy!  So enjoy it. Or else. Also I guess I'm in Joel's comic again.

60 thoughts on “Creepy”

  1. Jen Aside

    “I GIVE IT BACK TO YOU”

    1. Tristan J

      If she doesn’t do actually do this, I’ll… I’ll…

      FLAIL USELESSLY

      1. Zababcd

        You know what you could do that would be even more useless? You could SPLASH.

        You know, because FLAIL is a Pokemon move often used by fish Pokemon as well, and SPLASH is actually useless…

        It sounded funnier and less requiring-an-explanation in my head.

        1. Usayasha

          It looks like your joke MISSED and fell flat.
          Maybe you used HARDEN? The joke was rather rigid, after all.

          I’m a terrible person.

        2. Izzy

          What a swift move you made there. I for one am glad you two are double teaming the Pokémon move jokes.

        3. TheCerpent

          Here, maybe this will help.

        4. CommentSpawn

          Don’t worry, I understand you were talking about the Pokemon move as soon as I read the word “splash”.

        5. CommentSpawn

          Don’t worry, I understand you were talking about the Pokemon move as soon as I read the word “splash”.

        6. wickero

          CommentSpawn used DoubleSlap! It’s super-effective!

  2. Michael

    Good excuse.

  3. Uniqueantique

    So she keeps Monkey master because…

    1. mechaqua

      Well you see what it did when she mocked it. Imagine what it would do if she just flat out rejected it.

      I am imagining Chucky meets Pazuzu.

      1. Nexev

        Monkey MAster X Roadblock poster OTP

        1. theoneandonly joseph

          yes. by the golden apple of eris, YES.

        2. Jen Aside

          As soon as all the slash entries are in, I’ll draw all the pairings that didn’t make the cut XD

          [maybe]

  4. mechaqua

    Yeah I am going to guess Walky probably be more turned on then creeped out

    1. What?

      Oh stalking is the beginning of all great relationships!

      1. ryan

        it worked for george and lorraine mcfly!

  5. Plasma Mongoose

    But he gave it to her face, so of cause he knows she has it.

    1. mechaqua

      For some reason that last sentence sounded really dirty.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Me, say something DIRTY? Perish the thought!

    2. George

      He knows he threw it at her, not that she’s the one who picked it up. For all he knows it’s brightening up some janitor’s apartment.

  6. Bekah

    Those three beat panels were crucial to the joke.

    1. mechaqua

      To make a good joke timing is critical.

      1. Sporkaganza

        To make a good joke, timing……………………………….

        is….

        critical

        .

        1. Kernanator

          Yes, Shatner.

  7. Henry

    Come, now, Dorothy! If you’re going to be Vice President of the US of A, you have to be more decisive, like your hero, Dick Cheney!

    1. fellixe

      So she should keep Monkey Master in the dark places… in the shadows…

      1. Richard

        And shoot it? IN THE FACE!

    2. TheBenenator

      So, she should take Monkey Master on a hunting trip?

  8. Wonder Wig

    Embrace the creepy Dora, embrace it! Now, sniff its hair a little.

    1. Bekah

      Wrong comic. This one’s name is Dorothy. Dora is taller, skinnier, and lives in Questionable Content

      1. Wonder Wig

        I’ve been calling Dorothy Dora for short, and no one’s called me on it since 2010.

        1. Bekah

          Well, I suppose PlasmaMongoose calls her Dotty, I can let you have Dora.

          Yes, I have that authority. I won it in a box of crackerjacks.

        2. johannhowitzer

          Dotty is traditionally a nickname for Dorothy, though.

        3. Bekah

          Becky and my name share the same relationship, doesn’t mean anyone gets to call me Becky though.

        4. Phillip Wilde

          Yes, but considering the nicknames commenters use for other characters, “Dotty” is pretty tame. (cf. Jugs, Tubs, et al.)

        5. NiK

          Would you prefer Doro?

  9. LongshotLink

    Oh goodness. I’ve had those very thoughts before. “Crap, they don’t know I know that. I can’t mention it now without seeming creepy.”

    1. Tristan J

      I always figured that if you had to work to not be creepy, then you’re creepy.

      1. Rognik

        Ah, but the trick is keeping everyone else from knowing that you’re creepy!

      2. Historyman68

        Everybody has things that, if other people knew, would make them seem creepy. Or does me thinking that make me creepy? Dammit.

  10. Khantalas

    Good, Dorothy. Listen to my evil advice and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete.

    Also, while you are there, suddenly decide to make out with Walky.

  11. LiC

    Oh Dorothy… considering how creepy Walky was behaving before, I doubt this would register really.

    1. johannhowitzer

      Not to mention Walky’s unflappable innocence. He would just think, “oh cool, got my toy back. Where’d I put my nachitos?”

      1. Tristan J

        I dunno, Walky’s smarter and more observant than he pretends to be (that is his whole thing after all). Though it being Dorothy would probably throw him off.

        1. Maycroft

          He’d be jumping of joy to know she kept his toy.

        2. ryan

          but if she returned it, would he think she doesn’t like him?

  12. dragoonchris

    Here is an easy way, eat cadbury egg cereal.

    1. Karloaf

      Horrible idea!

    2. Rokk

      not sure that’d work as well for dorothy as it does for Robin…

      1. begbert2

        Nonsense, that’s how Cadbury eggs work for everyone. If your experience tells you different, you just haven’t eaten enough of them.

        1. Zap Rowsdower

          WARNING: You may need several weeks of practice stretching your stomach out to be able to accomodate the volume required for the proper Cadbury Egg Effect. Results may vary. Please consult your doctor before trying Cadbury.

  13. Kamino Neko

    Dorothy doesn’t know how to do college, yet, clearly…

  14. GUIGUI

    How could this be creepy? He literally throw it to her head. He most know she has it.

    1. Historyman68

      Hmm, you seem to be replacing your vowels with “u”s. I like it.

    2. ryan

      but she didn’t take it when he threw it at her. she grabbed it much later when the classroom was empty.

  15. Kelvin

    NO, DOROTHY~! ADMIT YOUR TOY LOVE TO WALKY!!!! 😀 😀 😀

  16. Lifespring

    Just discovered your comic yesterday, spent hours reading it all (super nerd moment) I have to say very good thus far 🙂

  17. Wack'd

    Why? It’s not like Walky bothered to avoid looking creepy.

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