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Scoot-scoot
Posted on June 17, 2019 by David M Willis

109 thoughts on “Scoot-scoot”

  1. ValdVin

    “This ledge ain’t big enough for the three of us!”

    1. Doctor_Who

      How this storyline ends.

      1. motorfirebox

        You’re dethpicable.

      2. djhash

        New book name?

    2. BenRG

      I wonder if Marcie may disagree!

      1. Michael Steamweed

        A Marcie sandwich!

    3. Clif

      Get your popcorn he-re!

  2. Dark

    Marcie’s like “Sweet. Two hot ladies fighting over me!”

    1. DarkoNeko

      A flower in each hand

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Will deflowering be involved?

        1. DarkoNeko

          …

        2. LookingIN

          congratulations on giving Willis his next Slipshine porn idea

        3. DarkoNeko

          Sal already said, she ain’t doing that

    2. Pink Freud

      She’s thinking “Oh god either I’m really fucked or I’m *really fucked*”

      1. Delicious Taffy

        Proper fucked?

        1. Mr. Bulmbin

          As opposed to improper fucked?

        2. Xenocide

          Before “ze Germans” get here.

    3. Dean

      Marcie had a dream like this one time.

  3. Ana Chronistic

    personal space, what’s that

    1. Clif

      Well, you see, back in the olden times before bathing was invented people frequently developed a fairly pungent fragrance and so it became customary to leave others some personal space in self defense. Nowadays, leaving such space implies the other person smells or is unpleasant to be near and therefore it is only polite not to leave any. Or at least that’s what that nice Warner kid told me.

  4. MatthewTheLucky

    Marcie doesn’t know what’s going on, but she likes it.

    1. Opus the Poet

      That does appear to be a hint of a smile on her face.

      1. Leorale

        On my lil phone screen, she looks perturbed. Time will tell.

        1. BarerMender

          On my big 27″ monitor she looks perturbed. Like, “Da fuck?”

        2. thejeff

          Yeah, I’m with perturbed here. There’s a smile when she sees Sal, but it’s long gone by the last panel.

  5. Plasma Mongoose

    Marcie is the best meat for this sandwich.

    1. LeslieBean4shizzle

      … hot.

      I’m not sure if “I ship it” is quite the right word here, but I would certainly enjoy porn of it.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Sandwiches are for consuming not shipping.
        ⚈ ̫ ⚈

        1. Hoodiecrow

          A sub sandwich might be.

        2. Needfuldoer

          Then how did THOSE get here?

          *Points at the premade sandwiches in the vending machine*

        3. Reltzik

          By simultaneously doing real violence to the concepts of “food”, “consumption”, and “sandwich”.

        4. Needfuldoer

          Exactly! They’re for shipping, not consumption!

        5. thejeff

          Nicely played.

  6. Kravis

    Newman!

  7. BBCC

    If the plan is still ‘pretend to be into Marcie to get Malaya into Marcie’, it’s working.

    If not, then this is just plain hilarious. If a bit worrying because it looks like Sal’s backsliding.

    1. Clif

      It’s still the plan and she still hasn’t told Marcie. What could go wrong?

  8. Danielle

    marcie looks happy, i think(?)

    1. DarkoNeko

      probably not complaining Malaya clings to her more~

    2. thejeff

      Happy to see Sal, less so as the scooting intensifies.

  9. Linfer

    Hovertext is amazing

    1. Clif

      Is this something I need to Google or would that even help?

  10. Stephen Bierce

    Come on people now
    Smile on yer brother
    Everbody Get Together
    Try to love one another right now    …

    1. Stephen Bierce

      Today’s strip is brought to you by JCPenney.

      1. vlademir1

        I’m a bit surprised the company can afford such a sponsorship at this juncture.

  11. DarkoNeko

    scoot scoot scooooot

    1. Deanatay

      This is reminding me a lot of high school

      skoot skoot skootin dootin

    2. Marsh Maryrose

      ? Scoot scoot scoot
      Scoot scoot scoot
      Scoot your booty
      Scoot you booty!

  12. Plasma Mongoose

    I wonder what the sign language is for “strap-on”

    1. BBCC

      Well if Sal’s plan to hook them up works, maybe we’ll learn in the slip shine.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I never ‘pegged’ Sal as THAT kind of girl.

        1. BBCC

          I meant Marcie and Malaya but it’s nice to see I’m not the only one whose mind goes to Sal and Marcie I guess. 😛

    2. Kat

      Not sure on that one, but thanks to my background in Southern Baptist Vacation Bible School and my parent’s passing infatuation with a Ministry to the Deaf, I know that “Create” is a twisting motion with both hands twice. Do it three times, and it becomes “Copulate”. Also, “Lesbian” is making an L with your Forefinger and Thumb of Right hand, then putting the hand to your chin, which looks like a certain action that Lesbians might be known for. Made me giggle.

    3. CJ

      As Sal once said: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/fuck/

  13. shadowcell

    begun, the scoot war has.

  14. DailyBrad

    One two
    Princesses scoot beside you
    That’s what I said now

  15. Tacos

    Scoot Scoot.

    1. ShinyNeen

      Scoot-Scoot

      1. DaveM

        Scoot-Scoot
        “Get U Some!”
        (Sorry, I’ve been revisiting the Borderlands games) 🙂

        1. ShinyNeen

          Hey, that’s legit. Feels like everyone’s replaying Borderlands lately, myself included.

        2. Opus the Poet

          Seems appropriate to mention
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYDxAMAfOQo

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Woot-woot

  16. DinaJoyce

    THE LESBIAN LOVE SLEUTHS FOR THE WIN! (okay, maybe too early to declare an actual win, but it’s definitely looking good for their plan)

  17. Koms

    What is love? Scooting.

    1. Reltzik

      What is love? Ladies don’t squish me.

      (Sorry.)

      (Not sorry.)

  18. ShinyNeen

    Oh boy, here we go! And it even appears to be working!

  19. Newllend(henryvolt)

    Marcie: here I thought I had to be a dude in a crappy AXE commercial to get this kind of luck.

  20. Jade

    I like that they’re both about to get knee-deep into some shenanigans that could go horribly wrong. Oh, Walkertons.

    1. Dana

      And in both cases looking out for those they care about.

  21. motorfirebox

    Marcie: 100% okay with this development.

  22. Bagge

    This is among the friendliest Malaya and Sal have ever been to each other.

    1. BBCC

      Look, Marcie, they’re getting along! Aren’t you HAPPY, Marcie? 😛

      1. Bagge

        Aren’t we happy everything is working out so splendidly, MARCIE?

  23. Barf Ninjason

    Funnier if you imagine “scoot” as a fart sound

  24. Surgoshan

    Scooooooooooooot
    https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=331

  25. abysswatcher1993

    Marcie’s mind: “Either this is bad, or this is reeeeeally good.”

  26. Needfuldoer

    They’re both making the “walking” noise from Worms: Armageddon.

  27. Keulen

    Pretty soon they’ll both be sitting on Marcie’s lap.

  28. Keulen

    Re: Alt text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma24wmAjRGo

  29. Shane Wegner

    Haha, it’s actually working? Malaya would actually fall for that?

  30. BenRG

    This is the point where Marcie finally snaps and tells them both to grow up already.

    1. Bagge

      She already tried that. That stopped them actively punching each other. I think she’ll have to accept that this is as good as it will get.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/embed-2/

      1. Bagge

        Of course, she has her own stupid stake in this stupid drama

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/fuck/

        1. BBCC

          Okay, but consider this – the way that scene ended was adorable. 😛

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/erase/

        2. Rabid Rabbit

          I immediately read that as “her own stupid skate” and was all set to congratulate you on your punning. Now I’m wondering what the correct protocol here is.

    2. Colineo

      Look at Marcie’s expression. It is *totally* working.

  31. Bagge

    I’m reminded of a scene in Discworld where Angua has to balance her boyfriend and her ex. It includes a scene where she makes a point of sitting down at the spot exactly in the middle of them.

    1. CJ

      Are you referring to the Fifth Elephant?
      In that case, one of them was human, the other a real wolf, which makes balancing things out rather more of a hassle..

      1. Bagge

        Exactly that scene!

        …well, kinda. What stuck with me was how LITTLE their respective species mattered for the situation (other than serving as a rather cute metaphor for her in-between-state as a werewolf, and her eventually choosing Carrot/humanity over Gavin/wolf…isity?). That camp fire scene had been exactly the same with two human boys or two wolves (although probably minus the camp fire)

  32. Eldritch Gentleman

    They’ll end up squeezing Marcie out from between them and then will snuggle shoulder to shoulder.

  33. TheFlamingonator

    Looks like Marcie is in a Salaya Sandwich.

    1. Zaxares

      Deeeee-lectable! 😉

  34. mister gray

    panel one
    Marcie: Hey cool its my friend Sal

    panel two
    Marcie: Wait why is Malaya comeing closer?

    panel three
    Marcie: Wait why is Sal coming closer?

    panel four
    Marcie: What the? Now Malaya is coming closer?

    panel five
    Marcie: What the hell? Why are they both scooting so close? They keep this up I’ll be pushed off!

  35. Ryek Hvek

    Don’t mess with my Scoot-Scoot

    1. Needfuldoer

      Scooty Puff Jr. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

  36. hof1991

    Marcie gets that she is a prize, but only because Sal and Malaya are competing, not in her own right.

  37. Sunny

    What is interesting is that Malaya scooted first. Sal sat down next to the edge and was about as far away from Marcie as Malaya by my estimate.

    1. BenRG

      I suspect that Malaya is very insecure in terms of her relative position in the social pecking order. That’s why she’s so acidic and aggressive in putting others down.

      In this particular context, she knows that she’s competing with years of close friendship to be Marcie’s #1 companion, so she is particularly harsh with Sal.

  38. ziggy78eog

    I really doubt that Marcie enjoys being the center of a frenemies sandwich.

    1. Colineo

      Check her expression progression. Ends on a bemused smirk.

  39. RAMPAGE

    Next week on Slipshine hot all girl 3 way?

  40. timemonkey

    Tomorrow’s just going to be them rubbing their butts directly on her, isn’t it?

  41. nightshade

    well i dont know about sal but didnt marcie have a crush on mayala?

    1. Marsh Maryrose

      Marcie: I wanna hit that!
      Sal: Ah’d love to punch ‘er too.

    2. Marsh Maryrose

      There are some Patreon bonus strips that further explore Marcie’s crush.

  42. Roborat

    Keep scooting on rough concrete like that, and there will be no fabric left on their respective butts.

    1. BBCC

      Eh, Sal’s wearing motorcycle gear. She’ll be fiiiiiine.

      seriously though, that is a great way to wreck your clothes.

  43. S'toon

    Interesting. Sal’s wearing gloves again.

  44. PB

    Marcie: “Huh, this is new.”

    But yeah, Sal needs to let Marcie in on the plan at least.

  45. Sarpiedon

    ”Dear, Penthouse…Jackpot!”

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