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Angry
Posted on February 17, 2012 by David M Willis

160 thoughts on “Angry”

  1. Wonder Wig

    FALCON PUNCH!!!

    1. mechaqua

      FALcon Kick!!

      1. Chrisby

        YES!

        1. Kernanator

          SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      It stops unwanted teenage constipation.

      1. mechaqua

        Amber-rage is available at your local pharmacy, Target, Wal mart, or Cosco
        Side effects may include terror.

        1. Rex Hondo

          Bring Dinah her brown pants!

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          If Dina shat herself when the WHAM happened, the chances are that her pants would be perfectly safe as she was sitiing on the loo at the time.

        3. ProjectXa3

          I was wondering how many comments it would take before someone said that.

        4. Rex Hondo

          True. I just enjoy shouting about brown pants, and the terror comment seemed the most organic way to slip it into the conversation.

    3. Aizat

      If it’s the Falcon Punch, that door should’ve been blown to smithereens.

      1. Rex Hondo

        Besides, it looks more like Hulk’s Forward+Medium Attack “Hulk Smash” punch.

  2. Mkvenner

    Poor Amazi- I mean Amber.

    1. Joseph Harner

      silly you…. Amber’s not amazigirl… its supercar!

    2. Tualha

      Shhhh! Don’t give it away – there might be one person left on earth who doesn’t know.

  3. Plasma Mongoose

    Ending the week with some toilet humour…CLASSY!

    1. Aizat

      Actually, it happened in real life too. The punching the toilet door part, that is.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        YOu don’t say! 😛

    2. mechaqua

      I predict a lot of poop/feces jokes in the comments section.

      1. fellixe

        No shit?

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Nah we DoA commenters are not that fecal.

        1. fellixe

          Best to dump that idea then. On to idea number 2.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          What do cars and underpants have in common?

          They both leave skidmarks.

        3. fellixe

          Which calls to mind the old saying, “haste makes waste”.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          I just hope these poop jokes are not overdung.

        5. fellixe

          And that they’re not in spoor taste.

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          You should be discharged for that ordure.

        7. fellixe

          True. It could chip away at my reputation.

        8. Plasma Mongoose

          Not unless you are really manure about shit.

        9. fellixe

          Is that constitutional?

        10. Plasma Mongoose

          What are you, a ‘stool’ pigeon? 😛

        11. fellixe

          Crap out on the Duke? I’d get eliminated!

        12. Rex Hondo

          All of these jokes in such a short amount of time are leaving me feeling a little flushed.

        13. fellixe

          It’s better than leaving a void.

        14. Deathscreton

          I don’t know, all this toilet humor has got me a feeling a little empty.

        15. Tarkada

          wow you guys are anal over these jokes.

        16. Jackson

          Sure beats being the butt of them.

        17. Menachem Schmuel

          … poop poop poop poop poop.

        18. Michelle J Caboose

          What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

        19. Rex Hondo

          DUNG!!

        20. CWR

          A bell?

        21. Roborat

          But they are prettey anal-retentive.

      3. Kernanator

        mechaqua, the above is completely your fault, just so you know.

        1. fellixe

          Oh, sure. Pile on, why don’t you.

        2. mechaqua

          Yeah its become a major shit-storm up there!

      4. Rex Hondo

        What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
        Both can be found near Uranus, wiping out Klingons.

        How is cheap toilet paper like John Wayne?
        They’re both rough, tough, and don’t take shit off of anybody.

        1. fellixe

          Chuck Norris doesn’t need toilet paper. He just dares any residue to stick around and it flees before he flushes.

      5. das-g

        FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECES, hu?

  4. Moonshine McGee

    Poor Amber. She’s got that weird self-deprecation thing she doesn’t know when to turn off.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      At least Amber’s deprecation seems to have helped Dina’s defecation. 😀

      1. fellixe

        Not too badly, though, or Dina’s defecation may have ended up a decoration, nay a desecration leaving devastation as a result of Amber’s desperation.

        1. Roborat

          After reading that post, I am seriously contemplating defenestration.

        2. Deathscreton

          Defecation as a result of deprecation used as decoration? Why, thats complete desecration of a holy sacrament used in a sanctuary – the restroom!

  5. mister gray

    dina the invisible!

    1. FesWorks

      That is what I immediately thought! Like she punched a fellow crime fighter with invisibility!

  6. Tandel

    Aww poor Ambe- HOLY SHIT BILLIE AND SAL MAKING OUT!

    Oh yeah, and a comic.

    …

    Your wife rules.

    1. Tandel

      Also, woot for getting Leslie as my gravatar for the preceding comment.

    2. lightsabermario

      I wonder how many people scrolled back up after reading that.

      1. Shippy McShipper

        I was going to, but then I remembered that a) I had already seen the blog post, and b) this is the comments page so it wouldn’t show up anyways.
        But yes, close call.

  7. Aizat

    I know the feeling all to well.

  8. mechaqua

    Poor Dina, if someone punched the door hard enough to almost knock off its hinges I would crap my pants.

    1. shoeboxjeddy

      Well… in this situation you wouldn’t crap your pants. Unless you’re really bad at using the toilet.

      1. mechaqua

        Probably not if your a girl but if your a guy and just going number one well…

        1. Tualha

          Not to mention you’d spray all over the place from jumping…

        2. Deathscreton

          I don’t know what kinda shits you take that are probable scatter projectiles. O-o

        3. Rex Hondo

          Well, this one time in my younger days, I had Taco Bell for three meals in a row…

        4. Tualha

          Guy – number one? Jumping? That kind of spraying.

        5. Rex Hondo

          Commander Riker jumping up and down while pooping? I don’t know where that came from…

  9. MarcinMN

    I someone just punched the door, I would think she would be finished that much faster. =P

    1. Shippy McShipper

      You don’t know how long she was going to take originally.

  10. Uniqueantique

    Shes in the right place for it.

  11. Aegon01

    Poor Amber 🙁

    He *didn’t* really owe her any loyalty though.

    1. George

      I don’t think that’s what she’s angry about. I think she’s regretting her choice of words, and maybe wanted to add another message (like, “I want to” or “Why did you apologize?”, except better phrased) instead of leaving it at “I’m not angry at you”.

      1. Aegon01

        Yeah it’s probably that.

      2. Michelle J Caboose

        “I don’t blame you.”

        “I don’t hate you.”

  12. Kernanator

    I guess Amber…

    *sunglasses*

    scared the crap out of Dina.

    1. mechaqua

      Good thing she was already on the toilet!

    2. Tank

      YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    3. Xailenrath Omniversal

      YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!

    4. Plasma Mongoose

      Bowel Chicka Wow Wow!

      1. Rex Hondo

        If you’re into that sort of thing…

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Not unless you have piles, then it becomes Bowel Chicka OWW OWW! OWW!

        2. Rex Hondo

          I refuse to be the first one to google “hemorrhoid sex.”

        3. das-g

          These are the moments when Rule #34 gets creepy.

  13. Deemah

    It looks like Wall-E is on Amber’s shirt

    1. David

      Close.

    2. General Tekno

      Looks like a Gir to me, sorta.

    3. Bunk

      It’s Johnny 5.

      1. fellixe

        Which makes me happy, and then sad. I hope the new Johnny 5 doesn’t suck.

    4. Tucker

      It’s obviously Rango.

    5. Fluffy776

      I thought it was a Portal companion cube with legs (and probably arms cut off from the jacket). I see now it looks more like Johnny 5.

      Both of which would make awesome T-Shirts! 😛

  14. shoeboxjeddy

    Yeah I’ve done this one myself. Don’t let yourself be seen to care because that will totally makes things awkward. (And secretly caring WAY too much won’t be awkward at all. Derp)

    1. Fluffy776

      College is full of far too many derp moments for being called higher learning sometimes 😛

      1. MeHael

        Mistakes are educational! Especially when they’re recognized as mistakes by the person making them.

  15. Doctor_Who

    For a second I thought Amber punched the open door to the dorm room, and that Dina’s comment meant she was still behind it…going to the bathroom.

    Which would add an interesting aspect to her lack of social skills, I must say.

    1. Kernanator

      That would be scary, bizarre, silly, stupid, and strangely, not that out of character.

  16. Xailenrath Omniversal

    Is that Johnny Five on Amber’s shirt?
    He’s alive, y’know.

    1. David

      Cookie!

      1. Aegon01

        http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005049

  17. Ridureyu

    Eh, my dad always just opened the bathroom door and, if it was occupied, yelled at you to stop wasting time and get out because he had to go.

    Amber’s polite by comparison!

    1. begbert2

      Everyone is polite in comparison to that. Good lord!

  18. Doctor_Who

    Y’know, I just noticed that the dorm rooms the characters live in look a LOT like the ones I had in college.

    Willis, you are from the Columbus area, right? I don’t suppose OSU served as any sort of reference material?

    Though I’m sure there are plenty of other unis that have similar room layouts.

  19. Rex Hondo

    Careful, Amber. You can break your hand that way a lot easier than you might think.

    1. a99steaksauce

      When I was little a kid ran past me in line to go to the bathroom. I tried to stop him by putting my hands on the door. I had grabbed the hinge side of the door. The kid slammed the door shut. I had bleeding fingertips for the day. Thank god I was small and had small fingers to fit in the small space.

  20. fellixe

    I like how Dina’s speech bubble seems to come from the dino-crossing sign

    1. scruffy

      i like that there is a dino crossing sign instead of a bathroom gender sign

  21. Bunk

    Wait a sec… I just realized something. Across all dimensions, Danny has the most amount of important characters who like him. What the hell. He’s not even that prominent in DoA… why the hell does he get so many girls. I WANT HIS SECRETS DAMN IT. (This is a really bad time for me to have an avatar of one of the girls who like him, especially the one featured in this comic.)

    1. Shippy McShipper

      I think we determined that his secret was self-deprecation.

    2. goatman95111

      The trick is that Danny is the only character that isn’t putting up a false front, and isn’t so completely bizarre, the probabilities are higher to attract a wider normal distribution of females on campus.

  22. Daeva

    What we don’t realize is that Dinah’s actually been in the bathroom for the better part of an hour trying, unsuccessfully, to do her business.

    Right now, she’s actually looking at the door with an expression of intense relief and unfathomable gratitude.

  23. Rex Hondo

    Well, Amber just ruined the current take for Dinah’s new video for ShyAsiansPooping.com.

    1. Kernanator

      She’s already gotten 30,000 hits.

    2. Shippy McShipper

      Which is sadder: that I actually checked that url, or that I’m honestly surprised that there is NOT such a site?

      1. Rex Hondo

        At the moment, I’m just really hoping she’s actually using the bathroom and that “The Toilet” isn’t her nickname for Faz.

      2. Ducky

        Hey, you saved me the trouble of checking. It’s not sad at all.

  24. Blob Marley

    Doesn’t Amber still owe Dina a beating? On account of her failure as an alarum clock?

    1. mechaqua

      It wasn’t Dina’s fault she was kidnapped and almost devoured by sharks!

      1. Blob Marley

        Hey, beatings is beatings.

    2. Rex Hondo

      I was about to make a joke centered around the “alarum” typo, but a quick googling shows it is merely an archaic form of “alarm” anyway.

      Well played.

      1. Tristan J

        Faz will pretend that was planned.

      2. Blob Marley

        J.R.R. Tolkien uses it repeatedly in his work. It’s hard for me not to type it like he does. I mean, he’s the guy.

  25. Arkadi

    -but that’s not the toilet for people!

    1. Aizat

      It’s for dinosaurs.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        For some reason, I recall the Red Dwarf episode where a T-Rex chows down on some cow vindaloo and some serious shit happens.

        1. Kernanator

          “When this baby hits 88 miles per hour…you’re gonna see some serious shit.”

        2. lightsabermario

          After reading that quote, for the very first time I thought of visualizing it completely literally. Then I laughed my ass off.

        3. MeHael

          “Jesus Christ Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!”

        4. Michelle J Caboose

          “Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!””

  26. Stephen Bierce

    Has this universe’s Amber discovered the power of the corset side yet? If not, it’s a discrepancy that needs to be rectified as quickly as humanly possible.

  27. Azukar

    Well if anyone actually still thought that Amber was Amazi-girl, this proves them wrong. Amazi-girl’s punch would’ve turned that door into so much sawdust.

    1. Kernanator

      You seem to be confusing Batman for Superman.

      1. Azukar

        Are you trying to imply that Amazi-girl *couldn’t* pulverise a door with one punch?

        God help you if you need her help one day, then.

    2. Crumplepunch

      And then someone would criticize her for it.

      And it just wouldn’t take.

  28. fellixe

    I was thinking “Caveman”.
    “Doo-doo.”
    “Caca.”
    “Shit.”

    1. Aizat

      You forgot poo, poo-poo, poop, droppings and pie.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        But Americans love pie.

  29. Fred

    I hope Amber gets to know the truth about Danny on that :/

  30. waldosan

    that is not how your supposed to punch, you keep your wrist straight otherwise you’ll break it or in this case hurt it!

    1. David

      Her wrist is straight.

      1. Jason

        Her ankles, on the other hand, are bi-curious.

        1. Kernanator

          You made me do a spit-take. I didn’t even know you could do those in real life.

  31. vlademir1

    I’m kinda hoping to see Danny get stuck on a date with Joyce… Most vanilla couple ever.

    1. vlademir1

      Damn… forgot the “Poor Amber… :(” at the start of the preceding post

    2. Maycroft

      I support that motion.

  32. Jason

    When I saw the thumbnail of this in Google Reader, I thought Amber had punched the dorm room door and accidentally smashed Dina’s face.

  33. LiC

    Hehe… I’ve got this great mental image of Dina’s expression at that moment.

    Poor Amber though… She kinda got her hopes up, and then feels like she got them dashed. But again, at least she knows Danny ISN’T gay.

    1. Roborat

      And she also knows if he would be good “fit”, so to speak.

    2. Badtux

      Dina’s expression is one of befuddlement, of course. Why is someone hitting the door of the restroom? Note the delay between the BAM and Dina’s reply as Dina works out the possibilities in her head and arrives on one that seems plausible, then lays out the response in formal language. Very Aspy of her.

  34. begbert2

    Actually Ethan probably got as far with her as Danny got with Billie…

    1. David

      Naw, Ethan got farther.

      1. David

        With Billie.

        1. begbert2

          Wait whathehoo?

        2. Aydr

          She introduced herself as Billie, and, well…
          What makes it even more awkward is that it was in the parking lot after prom.

  35. Historyman68

    Not to be a poll-criticizer, but it might be more informative to have separate options for “Not Christian” and “Not Religious”- that way we could distinguish between, for example, Jews and atheists.

  36. Historyman68

    Also, congratulations to Willis on Comment of the Week on the Comics Curmudgeon!

  37. Aydr

    She introduced herself as Billie, and, well…

    What makes it even more awkward is that it was in the parking lot after prom.

    1. Aydr

      aw, this was totally in the wrong place. And I didn’t notice for over a week 🙁

  38. Jokerman215

    I’ve never seen a dorm room with it’s own personal bathroom. I want to study at THIS college.

  39. RandomPerson12

    The bathroom reminds me of that scene in Jurassic Park. And Dina makes it even moreso.

  40. B.D

    So Dina’s already figured out Amber’s secret by this point? She knows it’s Amber just by the punch she has!

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