Welcome to the Fuck Zones feature canon-only couplings as a self-imposed rule, but for April Fool's Day, I thought I'd draw a non-canon coupling. Because if April Fool's gags are good for anything, they're for doing something fun and different in a way that "breaks the rules" without pissing you off, hopefully. Long story short, that NSFW graphic over on the left of Dorothy and Joyce IS REAL. I mean, it's not canon, but it's, like, a real Slipshine page. You don't click through it to be tricked. The full image is actually there.
I figure in this AU, it's still fairly early in the school year, as evidenced by Joyce being in one of her earlier sweatervests. Becky hasn't visited yet. And I guess both of them are into ladies and they become the bestest friends possible. Best episode of Sliders ever.
(oh right and the book 6 kickstarter's still going, if i don't link to this here every day i have failed as a businessman) Law things
Welcome to the Fuck Zones feature canon-only couplings as a self-imposed rule, but for April Fool's Day, I thought I'd draw a non-canon coupling. Because if April Fool's gags are good for anything, they're for doing something fun and different in a way that "breaks the rules" without pissing you off, hopefully. Long story short, that NSFW graphic over on the left of Dorothy and Joyce IS REAL. I mean, it's not canon, but it's, like, a real Slipshine page. You don't click through it to be tricked. The full image is actually there.
I figure in this AU, it's still fairly early in the school year, as evidenced by Joyce being in one of her earlier sweatervests. Becky hasn't visited yet. And I guess both of them are into ladies and they become the bestest friends possible. Best episode of Sliders ever.
(oh right and the book 6 kickstarter's still going, if i don't link to this here every day i have failed as a businessman)
193 thoughts on “Law things”
Porto
….Wot?
Clif
What Wot?
Northamptonier
Clearly Joyce is in a Quantum excited state. Thus she is in superposition, shipping both Sarah/Jacob with her conscious mind but Jacob/herself with, well, everything else. If the wave function collapses then entanglement may follow.
Clif
Copenhagenist! The wave function does not collapse. Do you imagine that quantum erasure causes the wave function to uncollapse?
Ana Chronistic
stealth “author doesn’t actually have to go into said details” attack WOO
Doctor_Who
This concept of ‘friendliness’ confuses and infuriates us!
Nobody
Yes futurama!
AnvilPro
Let’s not forget the true besties at the heart of this comic: Joyce and Sarah. They’re destined to do thing forever.
Shiro
Is…is this Joyce having a crush? :D?
Kris
Probably. I mean Jacob is like the perfect guy. Or maybe she’s just being friendly. I like Sarah don’t understand that behavior.
Leorale
She’s being friendly, and trying to be Sarah’s friendliness-wingman because she ships them.
Shiro
So she hasn’t realized yet that she has a crush
Leorale
That is extremely plausible.
Kris
Is it normal to bite your lower lip like that when looking at a friend?
Leorale
Nope, which is why an unknowing crush is super likely!
Cerberus
Oh yeah, she has zero idea she has a crush, which makes her reaction to Sarah all the more heartbreaking. She thinks she’s doing the friendly shipping thing with Sarah and Jacob and has no idea why Sarah’s looking at her like additional competition.
Fart Captor
I don’t know that she’s worried about Joyce as competition, so much as Joyce flirting with him right in front of her can’t feel great, even if Joyce doesn’t realize she’s doing it.
Cerberus
Oof, yeah. Yeah, I see that. And she can’t even call it out cause Joyce is totally unaware that she’s doing it.
That’s really rough.
a/snow mous/e
Wha-a-at? She can’t have a crush! He’s clearly destined for Jacob, I mean, since they’re so perfect for each other! Because they’re both … in the same class! Yeah, and cuz Sarah has told Joyce she had a crush on him! And anyway it’s not like Joyce would have a crush on… I mean… what would her mom say?! Haha, why would she be attracted to someone so diverse hahaha it’s not like her to have such ethnic tastes
Yup. She’s definitely got a crush. And she is also in major denial — as much as she has decided to question the church, it’s hard for her to differentiate between her healthy beliefs and the ones that were a product of her society. Which is probably why her first reaction after becoming disillusioned with the church was to hate everything, leaving her sorely depressed. Everything she knows comes from the church, and she can’t just step away from all of it in such a short time. She still has a lot of internalized bigotry to confront, and a lot of it is only affecting her subconscious decisions. She’s got an arduous road ahead of her before she can conquer all her demons.
a/snow mous/e
Oops, my fake code at the end of the first paragraph got eaten…
I don’t know that trick to make angular brackets and I’m too lazy to go to the effort of looking it up, so I’ll restate it with square ones.
*ethic tastes. [/Joyce’s rationalization]
Rukduk
@Cerberus my reaction to all this is kinda “Poor Sarah”. It seems at this point that she’s realized she (Sarah) and Jacob wouldn’t make a good couple, but that can’t stop her from feeling a bit hurt that now even Joyce is flirting with Jacob and since Sarah is probably still hateful or at least spiteful towards Radiah, she might also realize that if Jacob and Radiah split then Jacob and Joyce would probably be a more compatible couple than herself and Jacob…which probably really sucks for her. Because human hearts (er I mean…I think frontal lobes handle attraction so let’s just go with frontal lobes) are really stupid things that we can’t control as much as we would like. Add to this the fact that Sarah really does have issues with properly understanding friendship, and this is probably really painful for her. I’ve also really gotten the vibe that she (Sarah) was bullied for her social awkwardness before college and became used to being a social outcast as a result, which messed with her ability to form friendships even more. I know that happened to me until halfway through high school, until I met the best seven friends a person could ask for. And then…well they started dying three years ago. Out of the eight of us there are four left. And I think I’m the one taking it the worst out of us. The main point is that I really get where Sarah is coming from here as I legit didn’t understand how to make friendly small talk (or knew that was a thing) until I was about 16.
ValdVin
Joyce may also like discussing religion with another churchgoer she’s on friendly terms with, like Jacob.
Fart Captor
Yes, but she’s biting her lip and touching her hair (again), and as Sarah has noted, asking him questions about the class Sarah is also in, but that Joyce never expressed interest in until now, as well as asking questions she already knows the answer to.
She’s crushin’ hard on Jacob right now
ValdVin
Yep. If I coulda edited mine I’d have said Joyce is the “why not both?” girl.
I can imagine she’s crushed on some of her fellow homeschool and church friends who know how to talk religion, and Jacob’s knowledge of the Bible is something that will impress her especially wrapped up in a kind, thoughtful,cute male who obvs takes faith and natural urges seriously.
(After the whole Gashface thing it’s good.to.see her swapping Bible verses with a good man. She does need to discover boundaries, as others have said.)
Leorale
Jacob is way better suited to Joyce than to Sarah. He wants a monogamous committed relationship, he respects Joyce’s decision not to have sex, he sees her as a compelling badass who punches kidnappers. Plus we know that he’s kind of Joyce’s type, physically. Good job, Joyce’s libido.
Needfuldoer
If DoA was an animated series, this is where we’d have an Inside-Out referencing zoom-in to Joyce’s mind. We start in the control room, and hear a faint commotion from one corner. The camera follows the source down a dimly lit, cluttered hallway to an unmarked door. As we approach it, and the commotion grows louder, it’s clear the door has been barricaded shut from the outside. The camera shoots through the keyhole and reveals what looks like a hotel room or dorm. Joyce’s current view of Jacob is on the television. The camera turns around to reveal the source of the noise: a Mind-Joyce in lingerie with “libido” embroidered across the back desparately trying to force the door open and call for attention.
Liliaeth
I think the only reason her conscious mind hasn’t considered Jacob as a potential partner for herself, is her unconscious lingering racism.
Growing up in the community she did, she probably hasn’t even realized this issue she has, it’s more unconscious, since her parents weren’t overtly racist, but I’m sure there’s this lingering note of seeing black people as ‘other’ and ‘not like them’, even if they were part of their church community. Good enough to be friends with, but God help you, if you bring One of them home as a potential partner;
Ferret
I think that’s a bit of a stretch when we haven’t really seen any indication of that (she’s shown a bit of the stereotypical sheltered white girl racism, but nothing to indicate she or anyone else has a problem with black people) and we already have a plausible reason for being in denial already: Her friend likes Jacob, so she can’t like Jacob, because that would be wrong.
Elisto
I think Liliaeth’s point is that Joyce doesn’t have to “have a problem with black people,” just that she may not even realize she’s incorporated into her perceptions her society’s portrayal of good white Christian girls marrying good white Christian boys as ideal, which itself may not even be intentional white supremacy, just a leftover from the more intentional type. Racism’s insidious like that.
Elisto
It’s not that she has a problem with having a crush on/dating black people as it is her “sheltered white girl racism” has prevented the experience of even considering it as a possibility for herself.
thejeff
Right. Just like when she first saw Jacob, she immediately assumed he’d be a good match for Sarah, despite, as she realized almost at once, having no reason to think that other than that they’re both black.
“Sheltered white girl racism” -> baseline assumption that blacks marry blacks and whites marry whites.
Mr D
Okay
so
Joyce’s mum is kind of a bad person but, I don’t remember ever seeing any member of joyce’s family being racist?
Rukduk
Here’s the thing about racism. It comes in many flavors. One of the most common, that even the most liberal of white people will fall into is the “unconscious racism that isn’t overt and you don’t know it’s racist until it happens”. Also, there’s the strip near the beginning where Joyce’s mom was super excited that Sarah was black and she and Joyce were getting along because that meant they (Hank and Carol) had actually succeeded in not raising a racist daughter. Which was messed up on it’s own, but then you realize “Oh shit the Brown parents don’t know if they’re racist or not or if their children are racist or not, and were legitimately worried Joyce would turn out racist with a capital R and maybe a white hood. That’s not a good sign.”
Mr D
Look I’ll be completely honest with you, I have a hard time wrapping my head round racism because of a few issues here and there, such as me being a bit on the sperg side and more importantly I live in a pretty homogenous country, sso I don’t deal with the whole “race” thing on a day to day basis. [To put this in perspective, I think that in my whole life I’ve seen less than 50 black people in person, and have never had a whole conversation with one].
So, with that background in place…
uhhh…
Saying what basically ammounts to “all white people are racist” seems a bit… I dunno, racist in itself?
thejeff
Let’s say it’s deeply ingrained in US culture and it’s very difficult to be raised here without absorbing some of it.
Rukduk
Since I can totally see Carol going ballistic about Joyce dating a black person, and Hank initially being extremely uncomfortable (especially with the left over “Black Men are rapist who want our white women” mentality that a good number of white churches still unconsciously have, and some fundie churches still fully consciously have) at the initial propspect, I full heartedly agree with you.
Fart Captor
She totally has a crush
Stu
The lip bite says “yes”.
Bagge
That’s a purely platonic starry-eyed-lip-bite-and-running-greeting, I’m sure.
Opus the Poet
Joyce is doing something that happens to women all the time, ignoring the woman while talking to the man.
Queen Anthai
yoooooooooo
Leorale
Also, pretending not to know things, so that the man can tell her, and feel good, and like her.
Siddlaw
Don’t forget caring to be interest in what they are interest in (I’ve done that(especially with musicians (so full of themselves)))
TheGrammarLegionary
As a musician, I’m offen- who am I kidding, it’s completely true.
Remmington Steele
I resemble that remark:)
Liliet
pretty sure she got classes and grades in that growing up XD
tim gueguen
Jacob would shout “Get a room already!” but he knows they already do have a room.
Rukduk
*claps hands while cackling madly* Oh my god that’s good!!!
Falling Star
That deserves all of the cookies.
Bagge
That’s very efficient.
Sam
Joyce, to be honest, that is kind of all the creepy, why the hell did you memorise her schedule at the first opportunity. Normal people slowly learn it over time, not all at once.
Passchendaele
Joyce is not a normal people. 😛
Cerberus
Joyce has heard of boundaries… wait, no, those are evil feminist demon things, so she hasn’t actually heard of them yet.
But yeah, seriously, she’s really bad about not doing creepy boundary-pushing stuff with people, see also waking up Sal each morning by hovering over her. I think a lot of it comes from coming from a culture where “privacy” is seen as trying to hide things from the Lord.
Reltzik
Oh, she KNOWS about boundaries. Like how you’re supposed to leave room for Jesus at a dance. That’s a boundary, right?
Thevoiceoftreason
For Joyce boundaries are only for different types of food and hair on the shower floor.
Elisto
Wouldn’t be surprised if my first roommate memorized my schedule pretty early on so she knew when she could have sex without me being around…until that time class ended early and I walked in on her…
Kris
I don’t even care about this strip. Joyce x Dorothy is REAL…….ish.
Doctor_Who
It’s real somewhere in the multiverse.
Of course, so is Joyce x Dina, Joyce x Mike, Joyce x Monkey Master…
Our universe is kinda boring sometimes.
Clif
Joyce and Mike would break the universe.
Siddlaw
I mean, evil Joyce did sleep with Mike in it’s walky. But this universe it would be interesting as well.
Inspector Hound
Hey, universes have to end somehow. Proton decay there, Big Crunch on that one, heat death here, and of course the reality-breaking act of sex between Joyce and Mike.
Fortunately, even reality-breaking travels at the speed of light, so civilizations in other galaxies have a few billion years left to go.
Passchendaele
Oh god, now I’m thinking about Joyce x Monkey Master.
*jumps out window screaming*
Cerberus
Somewhere over the rainbow…
*Hey, she needs to be a real friend of Dorothy in some universe, right?
Reltzik
……. okay, I started making up a quip about how that Dorothy was gay cast as straight and this Dorothy was straight being cast as gay, and then I thought, “wait, I think that’s true about Judy Garland but am I sure?” so I did a bit of research and I found out both that I was apparently wrong about Garland and also that “friend of Dorothy” actually has an additional meaning I was unaware of and…
…. short story, I’m an idiot, but researching it less obvious that I’m an idiot, except when I go ahead and tell everyone anyway.
Reltzik
*researching MAKES it less etc.
Stupid typos.
Cerberus
One of the interesting things about Oz is not only has Wizard of Oz developed this huge meaning for gay men, but in the original books, there’s a canon trans woman character that was written in the early 20th century and was not written as a joke for the other characters to make fun of, but as someone who was accepted as and treated as the woman they were for the rest of the series. Hell, she’s even the central character for the majority of the series.
Reltzik
Huh. That’s right, Ozma. I mean, I remember her from when I was a kid but I never made the connection with my adult knowledge of transgender issues.
Krys Brynhildr
Ah, see, I thought that was the other way around. Like a Joan of Arc kind of thing. Then again, I read it when I was super young and haven’t read any Wizard of Oz books anytime recently…
Rukduk
Well, I for one would not be surprised if it turns out Joan of Arc was trans. Hell, there’s already one Saint who was a trans man, why not make it two?
(Bet that’s something you never heard before, but there is indeed a Saint from around the eighth century who was born as a woman, lived as a monk, was accused of having broken his vow of celibacy by having a child with and innkeeper’s daughter (it was actually a Byzantine soldier who was the father, but he and said innkeeper’s daughter blamed the monk), was kicked out of the monastery, adopted the kid, got back into the monastery when the abbot and other brothers realized there was no way for him to support himself and the kid because he had no skills aside literacy, died fifteen to twenty years later, the brothers discovered he had a woman’s body and thus could not have possibly had the kid, the abbot prayed for forgiveness for the initial unjust expelling from the monastery, immediately marched to the innkeeper and threatened both said innkeeper and daughter with excommunication if they didn’t fess up, the daughter broke down and said everything, the initial soldier was excommunicated and then later died of sickness, and about two centuries later the monk was made a Saint, although with two different names depending on the preference of the person praying. Up until about the twelve hundreds, Saints had really messed up life stories even if they weren’t martyrs.)
Krys Brynhildr
Well, yeah, but Joan of Arc would be a transman if anything? Is that the right term? Assigned female but identifying as male?
There was another French person who was the opposite direction, a Chevalier by the name of D’eon who was a spy for the French government and later on in life claimed to have been a woman raised as a man. Apparently at that point they were tired of burning people at the stake for that sort of thing, so basically they told D’eon that they’d accept that as long as D’eon started wearing dresses and forsook men’s clothing entirely from that point on.
Some time after her death historians or scientists or something dug up D’eon’s body and found out that D’eon was actually born male, but for D’eon being an assigned male at birth trans person who was able to be socially accepted as being actually female in the 1800s, thats pretty impressive.
Murgatroyd
Rukduk, I’d love to learn more about that — what’s the saint’s name?
Rukduk
@Murgatryod I believe it was Saint Marianna (odly enough that was the male name, with the female name being Miriam or something like that). I don’t remember exactly though. And because he’s not a very mainstream Saint (due to originally being an obscure Eastern Orthodox Saint who came into the group of Catholic recognized Saints by way of the Eastern Rite Catholic Church), and I initially only found out about him in a college class about Catholic Hagiographies (big fancy word for “lives of saints”). It’s actually quite hard to find good information on him, you have to look under either 8th century or 9th century saints, and comb through the list. There’s also the fact that due to the fact that we’ve lost a descent amount of records from Anatolia during the period from about 750-1300 CE and as a result about half of the story is pieced together from folklore. What is known for certain (well, as certain as you can be with saints) is that he (the Saint) did live as a man in a monastery after entering as a late teen, was accused of breaking the monastic vow of celibacy, and then was discovered after his death to be biologically female from birth.
Tan
Last I was aware, Word of Willis was that sexualities were eternally constant across the multiverse.
Therefore the ‘real’ Joyce and Dorothy are definitively proven to be, at minimum, Kinsey 1+.
And I’m fine with that.
Bagge